What is your honest opinion on Norway and norwegians?

Swedes in denial.

>>73960564
Our colony.
Butifel wymyn, muh dik.
Language much better than swedish

>>73960564
Actual scandinavians, unlike Swedish caliphate

They have good standards of living, eat sandwiches for every meal and are overall pretty bland

barely ever think about them

looks like selena gomez

Good looking rich motherfuckers.

I wish I was born there

visited once. cool mountains and stuff, but other than that, it was just like any other country

>>73960564
A E O
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>>73960564
The only Norwegian I've ever met was an arrogant prick

its fucking gay

not as gay as sweden though

>>73960564
comfy and rich country, i would like someday visit or immigrate

>>73961349
tell me more

>>73961459
Everything and I mean everything was about Norway or related to Norway in some way
I was in her German class and we were learning some grammar shit and she's questioning the teacher like "oh well in Norwegian we do x" .... I don't give a fuck bitch I'm learning German
Constantly talking about her country, constantly demeaning other countries for not being more like Norway and to top it off she had a massive nose

Shit country,

>>73961518
good girl 2bh

>>73961608
She's eats full meals in lectures, fuck her

>>73961518
God I wish my country were like that

Not cucked sweden

>>73960564
never met one irl. I assume they are like swedish, who are basically hippy germans

>>73961715
*less cucked sweden

>>73960564
A lot of the salmons we eat is from Norway.
Thanks.

>>73961722
>I assume they are like swedish, who are basically hippy germans

nah we are neither german or swedish, little in common with them

>>73962021
Yeah you're all pricks with big noses

>>73960564
Saudis of the North. They're responsible for the toxic liberal ideology shitting up their nearest neighbours and the rest of the West, but don't suffer from any of it themselves. Every time I see a Norwegian, I give them the finger.

>>73962021
yea u are tho

>>73962108
how

>>73960564
good guys, no muslims

>>73962145
We're more similar to danes in my experience. Swedes are a bit more rigid.

>>73962108
The UK alongside Germany and Sweden is the bird nest of toxic liberal ideology in Europe

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>>73960564
>a lot of them settled the part of the Midwest where I grew up.
>seems like a nice country with reasonable people
Was I supposed to do a memeing here? I don't know any Norway memes.

>>73962145
>yea u are tho

Historically the only place which have had anything to do with germans is Bergen city because of trade, but Bergen also had a mishmash of other nationalities being there such as spaniards, dutch, brits etc

lots of decent people
other than that, incredibly bland and dull

>>73962449
>other than that, incredibly bland and dull

well people have different tastes.At least this italian grill liked Norway, actually so much that she had to make a song about it calling it home :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zggydHQ4KOM

>>73960564
haven't met many or bother to ever visit the country, so the best so far I can think off is your standard european country that are a bunch of cucks dealing with rapefugees.

If I'm wrong, blame sweden.

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>>73960564
They make shitty tacos.

>+
>slinningsbalet
>liberstad

>-
>colonized by thais/flip or some aseans
>colonized by muss
>oil jews

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Honest?

Mountains, if you're not for such nature probably bit boring. Otherwise it's just more expensive Sweden. And i don't like Sweden.

>>73960564
>What is your honest opinion on Norway and norwegians?

I do not have an opinion at all, I mean I know you exist but It is not like I care much about it.

Norwegians are some of the most racist people I met but for the most part theyre completely oblivious to it
Much like the japanese

>>73962989
italian girls like in the order:

1- cubans and brazilians
2- spaniards
3- nordics ( yes you are all the same)
4- americans

>>73963163

Everyone here is casually racist.

Pretty fun desu

>>73960564
Norwegian women are pretty, just like Swedish women.

>>73963267
>3- nordics ( yes you are all the same)

Calling norwegians sw*des is not the smartest thing to do on a saturday nigh out in town. That is an insult and in some cases it can end in violence

>>73963541
You are all scandinavian, You are all nordics, You wuz all vikings and shiet. You are pretty much the same.

Like Sweden, but more expensive and full of spoiled brats

>>73963621
>You wuz all vikings and shiet.

only danes and norwegians

>>73963624
>Like Sweden

ehh only trees and forest did I see the last time I visited sweden

>>73960564
I love Norway but Noregians are fucking zealous little shits with a very high ego

I'm learning norwegian just because I love you guys

>>73960564
i had an internet Norwegian friend, prettycool guy but except for that lone dude all the rest are as follows

think they are something big but infact not
smug condescending assholes
must be some sort of disease from too little sun exposure

>>73963905
We have similar languages, culture and history. You can barely tell a Swede from a Norwegian and Dane without language. Scandinavian countries are basically the same but still exist som difference. Overall we are very similar.

>>73963947
>Arab
>talking about the problem of zealotry

Well shit.

>>73960564
Nice mountains and exotic scenery overall, apart from that it's a more expensive Sweden I guess. I've only been to Oslo though.

>>73960564
Best country, best people. Top of the world!

>>73964021
>Pakistan
I'll have one spicy rullekebab, do you do take out delivery?

>>73963961
The guy who runs Brukbar pub in Bergen are from Argentina, a guy who are nice with everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgZ1ZMh5_n8

Amazing country, best in the world in pretty much anything. Extremely nice people, a bit shy, generous and very humble.

>>73960564
They all are satanists, they might get along well with Santa Muerte believers.

what is the best website for finding jobs in norway?
im m.sc. engineer, worked for fraunhofer and volkswagen and obviously im sick of all the niggers and sandniggers flooding my cunt because the fucking jews want it. fuck this cunt. i want to move.

>>73964188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BlaS-sRRbY

>>73964454
>im sick of all the niggers and sandniggers flooding my cunt because the fucking jews want it. fuck this cunt. i want to move.

with that attitude, stay where you are....

>>73964454
https://www.nav.no/en/Home/Work+and+stay+in+Norway/Where+to+find+job+vacancies+in+Norway

>>73964454
nav.no is the Government work office, but finn.no is an extremely popular marketplace website with a job section.
A native will always be picked before you though, so if anything it might take time and you'll need to learn the language to get anywhere.

>>73964825
thx m8
>>73964850
thx, too.
>A native will always be picked before you though, so if anything it might take time and you'll need to learn the language to get anywhere.
obviously natives will be picked over me and of course im going to learn the language well before moving. but im about to start the preparations and know that it will cost a lot of time. cant stand it anymore around here though.

>>73960564
Where do I find a qt conservative rural church of norway gf?

>>73961518
>tfw no ultra-nationalistic Norwegian gf

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>>73963267
Good to know
Here's my plan
>Get a nice italian girl with huge titties
>Move to comfy village by the sea
>Have her make me fresh italian food every day
>Drink red wine
>Get fat
>Die
The dream to be honest

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>>73965023
did someone mention church?

>>73965023
young norwegian christians are all refugee loving liberals actually

>>73964026
>We have similar languages,
we have nynorsk

>culture and history.
stop lying on the internet

>You can barely tell a Swede from a Norwegian and Dane without language
yes it's possible

>Scandinavian countries are basically the same but still exist som difference.
Don't think so sven

>Overall we are very similar.
In your dreams

>>73965023
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_Belt_(Norway)

we are best in the world tupac #1 in norway make album of oil fast rap tupac norway kill all swed farm animal
Also very humble

bourgeoise wannabe americans that are disproportionately unattractive compared to their online presence

>norway
Bit of a meme country tbqh.

>>73965212
Seems like you are in denial. You gave no concrete arguments. Time to wnake up son

>>73960564
I want to fuck a handsome Norwegian guy in the ass.

>>73965342
>tupac #1 in norway

ha funny, we don't need no murican Tupac, we got our own right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cnzaTQUqI

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>>73965464
Do you even meme?

>>73960564
losers

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>>73965592
t. germany eternal loser and ruiner of europe
ayy lmao

>>73965494
don't puke anon, the Bergen dialect is actually loved by many

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>>73965407
You're right, he didn't present any arguments, so here are some, using the same lines.
>We have similar languages
the Norwegian "language" isn't as defined as the neighboring languages - due to the evolution between West-Norse and East-Norse spoken across the country.
For example, Eastern and mid-Norwegian dialects can be considered closer to Swedish, Southern ones closer to Danish, but Western dialects not really close to anything.
>culture and history
While all of the Scandinavian/Nordic countries share a lot of history and culture, there are enough differences to separate all of them.
Take celebrations as an example, we celebrate things only we, the Faroese and Icelandics celebrate, Danes are retarded and Swedes celebrate things in a certain way only Swedes and Finns celebrate them (for example Midsummer).
Not to mention language and behavior is also culture - in which all of the countries are different.

We're close, but we're far enough apart to create a minor culture shock if you were to actually move to one of the other countries.
>You can barely tell a Swede from a Norwegian and Dane without language
There is, a very Norwegian trait is a ball shape on the tip of the nose and in case of blond/dark blond hair being golden in its reflection - whereas Swedes tend to not have a ball shape on the tip of the nose and the hair reflection being more stale.
>Scandinavian countries are basically the same but still exist som difference.
We all come from different tribes, Norway is essentially 4 main tribes united because the Western tribe decided it'd be a good idea to conquer within the natural borders (which is why we have the shapes we do).
The history of all the Scandinavian countries is more complicated than you seem to think.
>Overall we are very similar.
Yes, but that doesn't mean we're the same. Just close, so let's just keep it that way instead of pretending we're the same - because we're not.

>>73965792
>but Western dialects not really close to anything

Well the R' pronounce they have in Bergen is actually scary close to the way they pronounce R' in France

>>73965792
Your arguments are almost worse than the other guy's. I didn't say we were the same but that we basically were. We are very similar in everything but of course there still exist many differences between the three countries.

>>73966142
Hope you're being retarded on purpose right now, Sven.

>>73960564
Norge er beste land :^)

>>73960564
They are nic and cool. No sense of humor though. Zero comedic instinct.

>>73964741
Mohammad go home

>>73966889
If he thinks Norway is immigrant free then he must think again. Within very few years immigrants will make up 50% of the population in Oslo and they are from here and there and god knows where

>>73966212
Explain how I'm being retarded? I simply pointed out that Norway, Sweden and Denmark are very similar countries with similar languages, culture and history.

Nothing more.

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>>73963267
>yes you are all the same

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>>73968508

>>73967209
>when your capital is battling swedens capital yo become the rape capital of europe
>smileyface_with_glasses_thumbs_up.jpg

>>73967209
immigration is not the problem. islam is the problem. the only one. (and gipsies, obviously - but i doubt there are many in norway)

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>>73967209

If they make more mixed race Norwegian women that look like pic related I'd be okay with it.

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>>73969143

>>73969143
>>73969250
My sister is fucking a somali right now!

>>73969143
looks a bit weird desu (to be honest)

it's shit and terrible here

>>73967209
>>73968933
many of those immigrants are poles, russians and swedes

>>73960564
The women are hot, the country is beautiful and the people are nice and friendly but self-absorbed

>>73969143
are there any pics of the racetraitor mom and the nigger?

>>73969143
>Boe was born in Norway to a Somali father and a Norwegian mother in 1997

why am I not surprised

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>>73969379

What's weird? She has the standard Scandinavian woman's face shape, lips, and long pretty hair. Only difference is she has dark eyes and golden brown skin. Look like a typically attractive Norwegian girl to me.

>norwegian
>people

>>73969143
fucking disgusting, how is she mixed? she is just a nigger

Btw what Norwegian people thinks about Poles?
In UK and Netherlands we are hated. How look this situation in Norway?

>>73969989
eastern europeans are hated everywhere

>>73969989
Hated, maybe if single women came instead of the same old bald slav subhuman.

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>>73969143
Crimes against nature aren't that difficult to spot out now aren't them.

A richer, less arrogant version of the Swedes

>>73969989
eastern europeans are looked down upon

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>>73970040
ah yes, the fucking masterrace is talking

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>>73970779
fucking slav subhumans untermenschen


hola heil nordic masterrace

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>>73970826
FUCKING SLAVSHITS

t. I look Hunnic, but my ancestors were actually pure Aryans :DDDDDDDDD


Arrogant pieces of shit.

>>73970826
They look like Russians.

>>73964454
I'd try one of the international companies. I know Kongsberg Gruppen and FMC hire foreigners. Also: don't tell anyone you're racist

>>73960884
>Eat sandwiches for every meal

what the hell, never realised this

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>>73969989
Almost 2% of our population is Polish, even more if you include all the guest workers. Many don't bother learning our language, so they often live secluded from Norwegians in parallel societies and work 'under the table' to avoid taxes. Naturally this doesn't give a good impression. All the criminals among them don't help their case. They're overrepresented in Norwegian prisons and among deportations.

>>73965990
>>73965990
I'd say it's closer to Netherlands/Germany. The Hanseatic League fucked them up
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanseatic_League

>>73970779
>>73970866
tell your countrymen to stop acting like niggers here and maybe we would like you

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>>73970779
>>73970826
>>73970866

Sieg Heil

>>73970027
yes i know about it
>>73970726
>>73970040
thanks for answers
>>73971270
I asked about this because my biggest dream is emigrate into Norway, learn language, integrate with society, get a job, make so friends from other country, but that's sad that i always will be treated as car thief or someone who immigrate there for benefits or something, anyway thank for reply

>>73971938
I feel bad for you, your countrymen are actively ruining your image here with the way they act

Poles or "Polakka" are loved in rural Norway + Latvians. Just because they replace old people, buy their houses and make it shine again, whilst young Norwegians are just moving to the big towns.

>>73971982
stop lying anon, poles in general are seen as hard working people with only some thieves amongst them.

>>73963066
>They make shitty tacos.
and one day we will export it to Mexico

Finland>Norway=Iceland>Denmark=Faroe>Greenland>Sweden

>>73963662
>only danes and norwegians
swedes raided and settled in slavic countries and the baltics. They had a lot of influence in Russia for a period. It was vikangz n' shit

>>73963947
>fucking zealous little shits
do you mean barnevernet?

>>73972231
lol no, eastern europeans are looked down upon and the norwegian women dislike them to the point where they would lie about their nationality in front of their friends

>>73960564
It's like Sweden but without the same level of suicidal altruism. Also, everything is very expensive there for some reason. Unlike Sweden which produced many prominent chemists and other scientists, the only famous Norwegians I can think of are the dramatist Ibsen and Varg Vikernes.

>>73972386
>looked down
Really doubt that. Odinary norwegians appreciate hard working people

>>73960564
One day they will be controlling Europe.

>>73972478
centuries of being a backwater because of incompetent danish kings doesn't set the stage for scientific achievements. we got a few explorers though, leif eriksson, thor heyerdahl and fridtjof nansen

>>73971938
lmao its not that bad, people will just expect you to be dumb and smoke a lot since its mostly lowerclass EE people that immigrate, scandinavians are pretty fair, if you behave well they will be nice to you too

>>73972798
The kings weren't that incompetent desu, they just didn't allow us to build universities and banks

>>73972231
t. Ole Szlavshit

Slavshits should be forbidden to live in Scandinavia.

i feel like the only norwegian that doesnt mind the slavs
theyre better than the muslims

Is it true that Norwegian prisons are mostly filled with poles and other immigrants/foreigners rather than native Norwegians?

>>73973276
They're afraid to go after muslims and blacks so they attack slavs instead.

>>73973322
pretty much. a pole did kill a child rapist a while ago in jail so im fine with the poles

Norwegians are smug obnoxious little cunts who thinks their shithole is the best country in the world. Despite not having any sort of relevance to the world.

This applies to Swedes as well, but Norwegians are even worse and more childish.

>>73972798
The evil swedish and danish occupants really treated norwegians bad. Once the occupants was kicked out Norway started to rise..

>invented robots to do paint work in factories
>invented spraycan
>invented laser to cut out cancer from body

and the list goes on and on........

never met one
hope i dont
their country is much better than mine

>>73973276
them being better doesn't matter because they're all trash that shouldn't be here

>>73973658
Norwegians have more room to be smug considering they don't allow their country to be overrun by foreigners like the Swedes.

>>73973886
swedes are more disliked than poles, that's a fact

>>73973897
They have their fair share of immigrants,

Besides, if their only source of pride is that they can be smug towards Swedes that should tell you what a shithole that place is.

>>73960564
They're okay, much better then their Swedish counterparts.

Very lazy and rude people.
Never met one BTW.

t. /int/ expert

>>73960564
Better than Swedes

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>>73960564
Trve kvlt black metal. And less cucked version of sweden.

>>73976138
black metal is a meme, almost no one listen to that in Norway anymore

>>73963163

You would be racist too if every other culture sucks compared to yours

>>73964188

wow.. Argentina really is white

I don't know, I need to see some quality Aurora first

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>>73970866

I want to put my erect penis inside Therese's vagina

>>73960564
I like how self-contained and spergless they are, unlike most of other Germanics