/brit/

ah yes the wooden katana

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r8

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We surveyed the French of /int/ about the elections.

Here are the results.

Might quit drinking.

>>73959921
hidden
malice
dread

When i was in the 3rd grade, i thought that i was gay cause i could draw

>>73959943
you gon die

Reminder if you hate soros and the rothschilds then you should also hate trump, murdoch, the royals etc.

>>73959921
>arm suicide scum

Well, at least they shall be more effective.

>>73959925
>Benoît Hamon

>>73959933
boooo

>buy a special fluoride-free SLS-free (looking after the fabled pineal gland and ol' endocrine-system) toothpaste
>£4.50 from holland and barrats
>£2 online
hm

I ran out now and need some toothpaste immediately so i'm going to holand and barrats but definitely pre-ordering before hand

Tim Farron just said he's a Christian so he doesn't judge anybody

Absolutely screeching. It's like he's never actually read the bible

>>73959925

more like meme Le pen. Fuck off fascists

>>73959944
Turns out you're gay because you suck dick

>>73959944
alri tim lad

>>73959925
i thought french people were strongly left wing

just confirmed fresh new gimmick:
><> le fish ><>

>>73959951
hate the lot

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>meme Le pen

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>ahh why yes, as a brit I care deeply about the election to determine whom is to the hold office of President of the French Republic

>>73959968
jesus says let he cast the first stone + dont take the woodchip out of ur bros eye when u got a plank in your own.

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>>73959921
>sorg
swedish word for sadness

>leave

>suicide

When are you lads off to church?

Jesus was a radical centrist

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>ywn wake up in 2002 in your Covent Garden 2 bed flat next to your gf and go to your all white ultra-modern kitchen to make a coffee
>ywn give her a coffee and kiss her forehead as you leave for your morning run
>ywn pick up pastries on the way home for her and eat breakfast on the balcony
>ywn have a day walking around sunny london hand in hand with her before returning home to catch Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkinton on XFM for some outrageous tunes and banter

>>73960021
I'm at church right now.

Unironically hold French citizenship

Voting for melenchon

got a dilemma lads

>dont shave the bollocks - hairs become itchy as they sort of get compressed and start irritating the ballsack
>shave the bollocks - skin gets a bit raw and sensitive and itchy from shaving

i usually opt for the latter, but its like i can't win

*eats dinner intently*

>>73959961
Running low on it myself.

I have a pack of £3.53 Aloedent in my Amazon basket ready to be ordered. Which one is £2?

>>73959919
I think they use wooden ones for training with, but I can be wrong as I'm no expert on jap. weapons.
>>73959736
Were there protests for a Soros–funded university or n.g.o. (and against Orbán's clamp–down) happening in the last fortnight or summat? I might miss it in the news if they occurred.

>>73960040
this is why I vote Le Pen
dual citizenship is a mistake

>>73960043
hairy wogs out

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>>73959345
I suppose what I meant is that it isn't purely a hobby. It's hobby-ish. I've seen the term "pass-time" thrown around.

This is all I need, really. All that other stuff is just handy. Leather cases, numerous types of tobacco, wind caps. All it really is is loading some tobacco into a chamber and lighting it.

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>>73960040
good lad

raining here

pretty miserable

>>73959950
next three

present
passion
slam

>>73960009
God decimated his enemies and states clearly in the bible how much he detests them. Jesus came and stated clearly he came to destroy the Jewish church

>>73960047
Kingfisher

>>73960027

>fed the poor

Was leftie as fuck

>>73960034

No tv, computer or Xbox

Fuck off

>>73960086
runtoid

>>73960043
moisturize your marbles

1944 - Germany are nazis, France hate nazis
2017 - France are nazis, Germany hate nazis
doing a think

I literally can't shave my ballbag, I don't understand how people do it when it's all saggy like that

just trim it with a pair of scissors

>>73960086
Feeding the poor is as far right as you can get.

>>73960081
the old testament is only for context, its not to be followed/believed.

when's the first round of french presidential elections?

>>73959902
Guys

It's 4:40AM here, and I got to have sex with this hot Scottish chick all because we both knew Spanish and love animals.

Just wanted to say thanks lads we made it.

hope macron wins

>>73960040
the fuck
thats retarded. Should be like Ireland where only Irish citizens with residency in Ireland can vote

Hope le pen and wilders win

>>73960084
Not sure if it's SLS free, dunno what that is, but Aloedent is about a quid cheaper.

>>73960126

FOY

>>73960134
britain's even dumber, commonwealth citizens living in britain can vote in their elections

wish a terrorist would blow himself up at a labour conference

>>73959989
>politics isn't international

hope the EU collapses and that cunt gets deported from germany

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>>73960137
slanteyes and his gremlin wife didn't deserve to win

was unironically playing with my wooden sword 1 minute ago

>>73960163
shall be forwarding this post onto gchq haha

>>73960163
rorkesheed

>>73959902
Teleports behind you... nothing personal kid.

I always vote for the most left wing party or candidate at elections

>>73960189
so they can do what exactly?

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>>73958575
>thailad

>big arms

>"make me feel safe"

I always vote for the most right wing party or candidate at elections

>>73960206
>>73960223
runts, the pair of you

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>I always vote for the most left wing party or candidate at elections

>>73960155
I mean euthymol is also fluoride free and fairly cheap, but its got that SLS-la. i hope you're washing up with ecover as well m8

the first defense against the elite, is identifying the poisons they supply to you.

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>>73960161
Thanks anon. It's thanks to /int/ that my stupid American self knows something.
>mfw we talked about how disappointed we were with the referundum when really I was shitposting loudly after results.

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>I always vote for the most right wing party or candidate at elections

>>73960167
German guilt from losing two consecutive World Wars won't allow that to happen though. If the E.U. collapses, it will be against all its greatest efforts to hold it in place.

>>73960220
>replying to a 2 hour old post

fuck off

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>I always vote

>>73960247
coward

boneless banquet

>>73960205
*calls out from outside the room*

it was a hologram

*walks through the door*

well well well what do we have here if it ain't ol' boris

*drops bat and takes up bokken with two hands*

prepare yourself to die

>>73960270
doing it wrong

Voting myself

started adding fajita spice to chips. works really well

just voted melenchon lads

>>73959921
crush
fool
meme

>>73959969
Picture of Mark ruins the joke tbqh, too blunt

the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1492925576749.webm

*does a vote*

wowza; politics, am I right?

>>73960317
gormless normies need everything spelled out for them though

>>73959979
nonces on /fr/ are rorkes

First thing I think about when a terrorist attack happens is what can we do to make these people feel more included in society

UKIP have no money, lack of EU funding will finish them off

>>73960323
wonder what it smells like

Can I vote for the artic monkeys?

>>73960323
10 Australian dollar if you dare to put your dick

Just found my BF with another girl.
I'm proper pissed.

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>>73960231
>centrists

don't understand why varg always says that all political parties are going to lead europe to ruin

he won't be happy until hitler comes back

>>73960335
*retweets*

“I confronted a Muslim women yesterday in Croydon. I asked her to explain Brussels. She said “Nothing to do with me”. A mealy mouthed reply.”

seen a girl on twitter with 516k tweets she must never put down her phone haha

>>73960309
good lad

>>73960353
strewth thats like 15 US dollars

>>73960335
the first thing i do is forget the victims lying in bits on the floor and rush to social media so i can defend muslims

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>I am not a centrist

Literally sauesl with excitement after a terroist attack, perfect opportunity to push my Rorke ideaology

Sick of politics yet I feel compelled to argue about it in case the side I don't agree with win

I blame people for things other people did.

so did they manage to keep those Science Marches yday about just science or did they get taken over by the SJW crowd incorporating all their non-science related grievances into them as I expected?

>>73960246
>washing up with ecover
Yep, sure am. Camomile and Marigold.

I'm gonna have to find out what SLS is now though... Ah yes, sodium lauryl sulfate. I didn't know that was in toothpaste. Thought it was just bath and shower stuff. Thanks for the heads up.

>>73960366
You would do it huh!?? You dirty cum whore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB4o5n2EGyA

Labour should have died long ago

some rorke approached me the other day, kept his eyes down and muttered something about "brussels"

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Got this one first because I read using a pipe cleaner on a bent pipe can be difficult. I was pretty sure I'd get a bent pipe sometime later, because like most people, bent pipes are what pop into my head when I think of a pipe. The bend aids in clenching (smoking the pipe hands-free), though my straight is my lightest pipe, so it isn't any more difficult to keep in my teeth than my bents.

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>>73960356
>Just found my BF with another girl.
>another

lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPFtwMcjzRs

>>73959923
name ??

https://youtu.be/eRCNeBjrFuc

How I got my gf

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post family trees

>>73960408
Mao was a nutter but this is true. Are you aware of what China was like before Mao? Mongs have this idea that places like China, Cuba and Russia were bastions of democracy and wealth before the big bad socialists came round.

me fucking stabbing my dog
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1492931379106.webm

>>73960412
That's right, Ireland anon.

>>73960410
was probably inviting you round to his for sunday lunch mate but was a bit nervous. probably had some brusssel sprouts he wanted to cook for you and you disregarded his kind offer like a cunt. have a word with yourself.

>>73960449
:(

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>>73960411
Second one was the bent that I wanted. It isn't that much more difficult to get a pipe cleaner through it. I bend the pipe cleaner a little so it goes through more smoothly, but it wasn't as difficult as I was worried about.

These first two pipes are very generic in Canada. Most developed countries have one or two big pipe companies with a standard line you can find in any tobacconist.

>>73960433
he's a normie now sadly

>>73960449
rasheed

the ol' gf is coming home from holiday today lads :)

Looking forward to kissing and hugging

and fugging her haha

Islamic terrorism was never a big threat in the west until we decided to invade their countries that we had no business being in. Literally who cares if some towel heads are killing each other. But no one seems to acknowledge this.

Now we're being invaded like we did to them. Now our way of life is being ruined, we have to adjust our lives to live around terrorism. We can no longer walk along the streets without barriers alongside the pavement, or sit outside a cafe drinking coffee without the fear of a lorry flying down the path.
Just how people in the Middle East can no longer fuck goats without the fear of a bomb dropping on them or play their favourite gang rape games or chopping each other with machetes without fear of bombs dropping on them.

>>73960448
rorkes always defend tsarist Russia

>>73960408
i have a similar view, but it's on colonialism did more good than harm for the New World, Asia and Africa

>>73960466
the lad was so nervous I thought it best I leave him be

>>73960466

>being friends with a Rorke

My left wing lads would crucify me

>>73960440
>scottish ancestry
discusting

the gf (another video haha)
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just had a colossal posh wank lads

came so hard i almost died

>>73960496
not very tolerant of them
bit rorkish even

Alri my lids

Bit of a coke hangover here hehe x

>>73960449
Think I'll give that webm a miss.

planning on visitting my gf's home country in the summer.

but i'm probably going to leave my current job in september. I want to stay on good terms with my current employers, but I also want to visit my gf (because if i don't the relationship will start ot wither away). Should I take a holiday or nah?

vile aussie. stop going on /b/

>>73960473

Proofs?

>>73960449
haha nice (on my iPhone™ so can't view webms)

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>i have a similar view, but it's on colonialism did more good than harm for the New World, Asia and Africa

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>>73960471
This is a line of rusticated Italian pipe that's popular in Canada.

I got the first pipe in January, the second in Feburary and the third in March.

Don't plan to buy anymore. I've got all the ones I need.

>>73960448
so that justifies murdering 50 million people. ok then.
hope you dont complain about the potato famine lad.

>>73960502
DO NOT CLICK

>>73960448
Mao seriously fucked their culture though, especially in the south. There's a reason why rich azns will do whatever they can to move to the west and have no real hobbies/ personalities/ souls

that said I do think Mao was a good influence on China overall

>>73960511
intolerance penetrates both sides of the politic spectrum.

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>left wing """""lads""""""
Utter state of this mong

>>73960502
That's not nice.

>>73960511
the so-called horseshoe theory

>>73960545
Only one is claiming to be open and tolerant

>>73960528
this lad seems quite funny. confidence enough to turn up to class like that for a laugh. the reactions of others in the class is that he doesn't normally turn up like that.

>>73960522
someone found his instagram
i don't have it

>>73960376
"centrism" has literally ruined our countries though

>>73960518
what's the alternative...not take the holiday and don't go?

As long as you go early Summer and drop some hints that you hadn't planning on leaving for a long time you'll be fine.

stink

you shit?

There's a pipe cleaner factory less than a mile from me right now. Must be one of the last ones left in the UK.

>>73960473
There is hope after all

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>this lad seems quite funny. confidence enough to turn up to class like that for a laugh. the reactions of others in the class is that he doesn't normally turn up like that.

>>73960591
I smell my own pussy.

>>73960480
haha say hey for me

>>73960559
horseshoe theory is quite accurate in the political sense though

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>corbers desperately trying to bribe voters with bank holidays

couldn't make this shit up

>>73960599
Reckon anyone actually uses them to clean pipes? Or are they just used for kids at crap now

>>73960615
i'd rather her not know you exist.

>>73960585
notice period is 3 months.

no matter the way i spin it, it's going to be like 'im going to leave + im going to take a holiday during the notice period'. One mate said i shouldn't take the holiday 'if you don't want to come off as a dickhead'. Another said 'you should because you're entitled to'

>>73960518
is your current job able to offer you future interesting career opportunity or is it dead end?

>>73960618
never said it wasn't!

>>73960511

Why would you be friends with someone right wing when you don't agree with anything they say?

>>73960627
wtf???

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>>73960615
I will mate x

The other guy is an imposter

if any of you actually have/ got a girlfriend would you tell her about /brit/?

Hmm ballsweat smells nice too. Better wash your guts more frequently.

>>73960545
have penetrated both sides of your mums spectrum

>>73960653
bit intolerant. sure you're not a rorke?

>>73960665
no

>>73960624
honestly bank holidays mean more to me than anything the tories can offer.

>tories want to take less tax from me so I have to pay more for the NHS in the future
hmm
>>73960641
can and does offer me future interesting career opportunities and I really don't feel good about leaving and i want to do everything in my power to keep a good impression in the minds of the people who hired me, in case we ever cross paths again.

The first two pipes are Brigham, a tobacconists that started in Toronto before WWI and the only big pipe-maker in Canada. They used to design and make their pipes in Canada, but in 2004 that proved too costly. Now they design their pipes in Canada but make them in Italy (most Briarwood used to make Pipes grows in Italy, Greece, and Mediterranean France).

The third pipe is a Lorenzetti. Lorenzetti is an Italian company, but they have a partnership with Brighams and widely distribute their pipes in Canada alongside Brigham pipes.

What the fuck was that?
>>73960537
>>73960552

>>73960561
Voting for whom? today, gars.

not a big fan of all the anti-corbyn videos on youtube right now

yeah he's a nutter but by making videos bashing him you just end up parroting Theresa May buzzphrases

personally i hope he stays as Labour leader as long as possible. can't abide the possibility of the Blairites coming back into power

How does it feel to corbyn's goons here that traditional labour voters are voting tory just to BTFO him? And that those who aren't still hope he gets BTFO? He's a pathetic slug, mummy may is going to stamp him out

These Amazon "Add On" items are a fucking scam.

>>73960676
by the way can't you take holidays without quitting your job or does leaving is a decision you made? why do you want to leave then,

>>73960665
I had an e-gf who was familiar with 'chan culture.

I had an irl gf who completely wasn't and so i hid my powerlevels. Prefer the former. Its like having lots of jokes and references from a tv show you're not allowed to say you've watched

>>73960680
Grannies rotten pussy full with flesh eating... (I forgot the English name for it)

You so materialistic but I seen u with no clothes bby don't forget it

>>73960628
I think you should, just have a chat with your boss and frame it correctly (even if you don't mention it explicitly)...may have to reveal something about your relationship to do so

You are entitled to it...as long as you don't take the piss with the duration of it it shouldn't burn any bridges. In fact if you were working an hourly pay job they'd have to pay you for any untaken holiday when you leave.

Also 3 months notice is a piss take hehe

Any big lads in the thread?

might try cooking a classic french omelette today

>>73960676
extra bank holidays are fucking retarded

they would do nothing for the economy

corbyn is just grasping at straws now he knows he has lost

ufc is the worst combat sport

they've all got one

vaginas

>>73960660
haha good to know, hope you guys have fun catching up xx

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gf just sent me this

>>73960724
Big in what way? ;)

>>73960724
yeah here mate

>>73960700
I have another job offer, that is more explicit in terms of career progression. My current job has opportunities but they are sort of more implicit and subtle.

The one way I could do it is, book my holiday now, then give in my notice later as though the two were unrelated.

hope we get a new speaker soon
don't really like John Bercow, too much of a showoff

>>73960747
monetarily

>>73960724
found out today I have the same height/ weight as chris froome haha

so no

>>73960730
>extra bank holidays are fucking retarded
i see you've never been a wagey.

>>73960724
U|U
U|U

>>73960625
Nearly all arts and crafts I would guess.

>>73960688
>>73960691
Pity your runty underdeveloped noggins

t. Radical centrist

why is everyone an officer now
every time i go looking for jobs every position is advertised as being the officer of something

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When I first got into pipes I was thinking of getting a foreign Peterson (Irish) or Savenelli (Italian), but then I read around on forums, and Canadian pipes are highly-praised; sought after, even. If we've got the best things at home, may as well go with that.

>>73960709
yeah I worry if I did get a gf (which is highly unlikely anyway) I would be hiding a fair part of my life given how much time I've wasted in this place

>>73960755
Bercow is based tbqh, as is Charles Walker MP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBWi_5yQzvk

watching platoon lads

imagine going through all that then going home and getting spat on by hippies

>>73960792
my post wasn't runty

you can't even tell which side I'm on

good lad that pipe lade

>>73960796
shut up you autistic spastic

Why is shit posting so fun and addictive?

shove your pipe cleaner in my pipe

pet eel
pastry chef

>>73960786
I am a wagey

I know a retarded, bottom of the barrel idea when I see one though

my pipe needs a good cleaning

>>73960796
bizarre because I don't believe anyone asking

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>>73960800
Even /int/ is a weird one.
>at university
>Seem to know alot about lots of peoples countries
>even things that you wouldn't necessarily be able to find out in books
>'how do you know wthat anon'
>mfw 'u-uh i just read l-l-lots'

*jams a pipe cleaner down your dick-hole*

>>73960795
Sounds like a question for the Human Resources Position Title Rebranding Officer.

>>73960795
It implies responsibility

Can't wait until the stupid french fuckers vote in macron. They are doomed, it is British exceptionalism which will triumph again.

can someone post a picture of a pipe cleaner

don't think I've ever seen one

>>73960806
hippies are such scum

tradies used to go around and heem them

>>73960853
a Dutch person thought I was Dutch because I knew all of the main parties and what they stood for while they only knew about like three

fucking hell /pol/ has literally turned into /b/

Talking about pipes all day

>>73960853
it's bad because I always act like a smartarse when international cultures come up

know way too much about finland des u

im a NEET Officer

>>73960795
I'm a coordinator.

Which means I just do what task the boss tells me to do

>research this for me
>look into the data and do this analysis for me
>draft a letter for me
>the website doesn't look good change it for me
>organise the day we're all going to go for drinks

>>73960882
true there are too many nogs and mussies for le pen to win

france is truly an islamic caliphate now

>>73960883
Those fuzzy wire things you use to make art & crafts

im a pipe cleaning officer

Praying to Kek for a landslide Le Pen victory, followed by EU collapse and a new crusade.
Kekus vult.

>coordinater

step above machine operator but only just

Why does France have a """far right""" party which is really popular and we don't? Seems backwards.

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>>73960883

>>73960900
it's gotten more traffic than /b/ has for a while now

bound to happen with that many posters

I'm a machine operator at the pipe cleaner factory

I make 32k pa

I don't know half the shit you are on about.

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>Praying to Kek for a landslide Le Pen victory, followed by EU collapse and a new crusade.
>Kekus vult.

>>73960939
meh
I'm doing data analysis work and publishable research, in addition to sending invoices to finance and arranging tea and biscuits for meetings, so i'm not complaining

meme president: melenchon
also meme president: le pen
shit but probably mostly safe president: macron
IDEAL HUSBANDO president: fillon

colonel mustard with a lead pipe in the study

>>73960951
people use those to clean pipes?

bizzare

>>73960802
>clapping in Parliament

erm have a word

Just plain gibberish I guess.

>>73960949
only reason they aren't on the rorke political fringes is because their leader is a woman

I'm a sandwich artiste at subway

my specialised styles are honey and oat, and italian herb and cheese

business idea: make a post relating to pipes

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its almost may, hows /gf2017/ going

Appealing for the frog king to make Le Pen the frog Queen.
Hear my pleasure mighty one. Praise thee

But it doesn't really matter. Serious business is for another day.

feeling devilish lads
made fun of the "coordinater" despite never having held a real job outside the family

>>73961008
I see the bread as my canvas and the thing with all the ingredients as my pallete

>>73961008
They changed the job title, you're now a Food & Beverage Preparatory Officer

If le pen wins ISIS will only attack harder

it's not a good thing

I know how to average (you) looks like. There's a thread dedicated to that. It's called the faces of /int/

>>73961043
think you mean "sandwich operator"

>>73960934
just pulled a knife on my monitor for showing me this post

>Brexit
>Trump
We are here
>Le Pen
>Frexit
>Disintegration of the EU
>Reunification of Korea
>Execution of Justin Trudeau for crimes against Canada
>Trump
>Man on Mars
>Space elevator
>(((Final Solution)))
>Imperium of man

DEUS VULT BROTHERS

I'm executive sales officer of cylindrical fluid transport cleaning apparatus

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Sick of all these meme politicians. They made them better in the 90s. I want are tone back, and have the excitement every few years of seeing what the devious bastard has cooked up next. Absolute lad.

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>>73961059
this is what i look like

Centipedes the time has come to pray to our honourable god of mischief and chaos - kek

oh honourable kek - lend us your meme power so that we may liberate kekistan from the keks

ensure le pen's victory and we shall sacrifice 100 /pol/ virgins in your honour

>>73961061
That the guy who opens the bags and lays out the bread before the customer arrives. Maybe you're thinking of an Ingredient Coordinator

Tories can offer me nothing
The reduction in tax, only comes to bite me later on when I need healthcare or if I get unemployed or disabled.

Feel like playing a video game, are they still making those?

>>73961085
Autism is noticeable in the face as well

I am a junior sandwich production line supervisor at subway

I'm a smooth operator

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big card

>>73960680
Marine

>>73961085
JUST

might operate on my willy before bed

>>73961081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-gSJW3sHXE

>Jeremy Corbyn will introduce four new bank holidays 'to give workers they break they deserve'

Lmao, got to be the most cheap vote-grabbing policy I've ever heard of.

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just ordered another kek statue

Mélenchon 2017

Refuse Collection and Redistribution Officer at a nearby supermarket here

How do you mastrubate when mom is at home?
Mom may not see my willy since that would be very awkward to sonnys dick.

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>>73961081
>tfw no PM Blair

>>73961124
>Tony Blair delivers his first speech in PMQs

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>tfw no fellow paki hating gf

>>73961131
the people who get fucked by that are blue collar workers who earn money for a days work rather than an assured wage hahahahaha what absolute rubbish

>A Labour government will seek to create four new UK-wide bank holidays on the patron saint’s day of each of the home nations, Jeremy Corbyn has announced. The Labour leader said the move would bring together England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, while giving workers a well-deserved break.

>The plan would mean public holidays on St David’s Day (1 March), St Patrick’s Day (17 March), St George’s Day (23 April) and St Andrew’s Day (30 November).

ngl like this idea

starting off the day right

with a wank

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>le politics brit

I would honestly always vote for left-wing candidates too if they still maintained the classical American, pro-union, traditional mindset. Every wealth redistributive party has been poisoned by progressivism, and this classical Democrat, Dixiecrat, I spoke of has completely died out. I vote right in the US because the modern Democrats are hardly distinguishable from the mainstream Republican party aside for actively pandering to unamerican identity politics.

People who vote left based upon progressivism need to be euthanized, and the bad thing for /brit/ is that most lefty-brits seem to care more about not being rorkist or evading oppressive traditional values rather than creating equality under capitalism or destroying it.

>>73961131
How is offering up tax breaks any less cheap?

Holidays > Tax-breaks you pay for later.

hard to know if all of the kekposters in this thread are meme'ing or not

suspect the brits are but the yanks ares serious

Invite mom. Maybe she can help you a bit.

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You think are tone would have a problem dealing with brexit? Absolutely not. He'd bend juncker over and decimate him. They'd end up paying us 60 billion to stop.

got called a noncey Nigel by one of the sausage roll managers at greggs

Monitoring and Deletion Officer at 4chan

More of an unpaid internship though

>>73961172
those first 3 are way too close together

>>73961174
What are you wanking to?

>>73961172
Only benefits the middle classes who are on annual salaries instead of wages

Labour proving they no longer serve the hard working British men and women

>>73961131
a lot of people have to work bank holidays or just don't get paid because they have no contracts as well

>>73961208
haven't decided yet

any reccccs?

>>73961184
He would never have let it happen.

Eum do you have a son mommy fetish??

Business idea:one sided freedom of movement with the eu

>>73961178
yanks never know how far to take a joke

>>73961177
I didn't mean cheap in a fiscal sense tbqh

>>73961220
Use your imagination.

>>73961187
I have a junior-affiliate custodian position here. Unpaid internship too, but I've heard it looks great on the ol' CV and could lead to a paid more permanent position.

>>73961227
would prefer freedom of movement with canada/USA/australia

europe is a shithole

>>73961220
your imagination x

Incestuous fetish

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Someone ask about my pipes, QUICK.

>>73961256
*doesn't invest*

>>73961240
No I know. I mean saying 'if you vote for us you pay less tax' is the same as 'if you vote for us we'll give you some days off' in terms of how it intends to motivate votr.s

Right-wing socialist parties are undeniably injured by their association with fascism/inequality despite having a more equalizing economic policy than any laize-faire, right-wing, plutocrat party.

so when will I know how the french elections turn out

>>73961271
There isn't a hat image big enough for this post. Fucking hell.

>the French are literally NOT ALLOWED to collect data on race and religion
Welp, it's over for the frogs.

>>73961289
in eight hours

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>>73961288
>Right-wing socialist

>>73961272
you'll do what we tell you bruce

>>73961306

new

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>>73961184
>Well *giggle* you see the thing is M-Mr. Junker that the streets of Brussels, Germany, France, will run awash with blood if I don't get my way, on that I give you my word *smiles*

>>73961288
yes

equal in misery (see: venezuela)

>>73961303
It's over for us too.
Our last census was in 2011, no we just won't know our demographics at all.

>>73961306
>>73961306
>>73961306

new, since the leaf can't do it properly

>>73961304
ah so I'll find out over my morning toasties, cozy

>>73961304
and for whom did you vote

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>>73961291
*shows you his personal pipe pouch*
You see, it's a simple rotation. I smoke the 223 on Monday, the 209 on Tuesday, the Lorenzetti on Wednesday, then I go back to the 223 on Thursday, and usually finish the week with my 209. The Lorenzetti is probably my most stylish pipe of the three, and I smoke it on weekends, though I don't smoke most weekends.

>>73961332
>>73961111

>>73961172
>and St Andrew’s Day (30 November).
what
it's already a bank holiday what the fuck