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LMFAO's storyline is kino desu

>>73958286
good picture
bad edition

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>Not that I'd mind. As a denizen of Africa, I'm primarily concerned with the comedic value of politics

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Ah, yes. Nothing like a good bit of autism with the morning coffee. Which pipe shall I smoke today, /brit/?

bad picture
good edition

define slag (geology) with your own words and knowledge

>>73958301
Germany does too

why can't other JF cunts be more like this ethiopian nigger?

instead we get a fucking nonce posting faggy pictures of gooks and pretending he moved to SE asia for the "country" instead of as a sex tourist.

>>73958311
the crack pipe

>>73958311
my cockpipe

Thailad isn't considered a nonce just because he lives in Thailand. To my knowledge there are three reasons.

1) he used to talk about how easy it was, in great detail, to order child prostitutes in Bangkok and how he'd been offered but "always refused". Just came across as creepy.

2) he did a livestream once and he had open a Tor window which he closed immediately after someone pointed it out and never mentioned again.

3) Admitted he thought the age of consent should be 13 and then backtracked and tried to play it off as "banter" when everyone was horrified.

He probably is a nonce but one of those virtuous ones who only looks at CP or something.

>>73958311
Make a stick figure out of the pipe cleaners

Anyone else have this? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia

I only found out visualising things in your mind is a real thing yesterday.

>>73958320
pretty sure slag is just waste metal and has nothing to do with geology

how does this make you feel
>>73958066

I love the smell of dirty panties.

Each zone of scent.

Panties can smell a little different depending on what she eats, how long she wears the same pair, if she gets a little pee on them, at what point she is in her cycle, and so on. There are also zones of scent in dirty panties that have different kinds of smell (obviously).

Zone 1 - the Front seam of the crotch/gusset. This is where her clit and front folds of vulva are. When it smells really good, there is usually a yellowish/whitish bit of delicious dirtiness there. It has a high, sharp note. Flowery and sweet. Sometimes it can have hints of white pepper. I think the peppery scent is present when certain food or drink is consumed. Generally the smell is up high "in your head". I love this zone the most, but all of them are exquisite.

Zone 2 - The Middle of the crotch/gusset. This is where the Vestibule (opening to the vagina) is. This is where any discharge (which is of course, normal) and general moisture is. This zone is where you will smell a more mellow and wet sweetness. It's not as sweet as Zone 1, but still has a very delicious smell.

Zone 3 - The Back seam of the crotch/gusset. This is for the more refined panty sniffer. Obviously, the wearer's asshole has been in this area. Now, you might think to yourself, "UGH, I bet it smells like shit!" Well, ....yes I guess it could. But, more likely, it doesn't. As I understand it, the genitoanal region of humans have an Apocrine gland. It is mainly thought that this was used in evolutionary times as a way to signal for finding a mate. It has a deep musky smell. Still very sweet, but with low notes. You can feel it deep in your chest as well as up high in your head. It can have hints of vanilla, cinnamon, and sugar.

Obviously every woman will smell a little different, but in my experience, these basic things are pretty consistent.

>>73958351
YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED

>>73958366
*saves for later study*

how would a blind person and a deaf person have a conversation lads

>>73958348
>Aphantasia is the suggested name for a condition where one does not possess a functioning mind's eye and cannot visualize imagery

That sounds like a symptom of autism or brain damage

>>73958343
>All of these things just happen to be unarchived.
If you want to do a character assassination just get a Thai proxy, would be easy.

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Hmmmmmm

>>73958389
with water

>>73958399
Two different polls, mail's is the outlier

business idea: ban people with fannies from holding public office

>>73958389
I asked this once. They get taught tactile recognition.

So they'll run water over your hand and draw the symbol for water on your skin with their finger, so you associate the two and can now communicate the word water.

Same, you help them recognise your scent and feel of your skin, then draw a symbol meaning you, or mum, or Fido the family dog, etc.

hate the irish. love pubs.

>>73958366
Have unironically sniffed my flatmates crusty panties after she left them in the bathroom once.

As I was doing it I was thinking "haha this is just what some weirdo on /brit/ would do".

Then I realised.

I'm from the South, where we call every soft drink a Coke. Visited family in Colombia, and I asked my Colombian grandma if there was a store nearby as I wanted to get some Coke. It didn't go over well.

>>73958399
>Mail on Sunday poll
>Opinium survey

I WONDER WHICH I WILL BELIEVE

OI THAINONCE. How long did it take you to get decent at Thai being immersed in it and that.

>>73958394
Haven't done anything that'd give me brain damage and my autistic friend's mind works fine.

>>73958461
>im from the south
>family in colombia

grim

you ever beend called handsomelads? by someone other than your mum that is

hard to imagine being called anything other than ugly haha

New girnrnick: make a slightly inane post which appears (and was) unironic, and when someone points out your mistake reply with YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED as a cover up and hightail it out of there under the cover of suggested irony

>>73958396
If people wish to search for them they can but I'm not wasting my time searching for your noncey posts. And obviously the livestream on twitch wasn't archived you dumpling.

Stop lying.

>>73958399
>Guardian trying to stop Tory voters from turning out by making it seem like they're way ahead
>Daily Mail trying to get Tory voters out by making it seem close

Ah yes, the non-fake, utterly reliable mainstream media

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This is just what I take to work. I will admit, it's a pricey hobby. Partly because it's out of fashion (lower demand), and partly because it's been rebranded as a high-class activity. Although tobacco pipes were a part of every social strata back in the day.

After a combined nine years of living in England, the two biggest things I still can't get over have to do with pennies. They're really two side of the same coin, in fact (hurh hurh hurh).

First, there is not only the utter and complete lack of "Take-a-penny-leave-a-penny" jars at store/restaurant tills, but the total refusal of those working the till to keep your penny change in case someone else is short a penny later. Every time I asked someone to do this, they looked at me like I was nuts. Then they'd drop the penny into the charity collection box in front of the register with this, "You're clearly either a dangerous lunatic or too lazy to do this yourself," look.

The other side of that is the way they will not give you your purchases if you're even a penny short--no "Don't worry, it's only a penny," from the cashiers here--and the fact that when I have occasionally found myself in line behind someone who is a penny or two short, and when I have then pulled said penny or two from my pocket and given it to them, people are shocked and mystified. I have been literally met with gasps of surprise for simply giving 5p to an elderly man; conversations behind me stopped as people looked on in wonder. People just don't do that here at all, from what I've seen and what my friends here said when I asked them about it.

I've actually found that many totally-normal-in-the-US offers to help other people out are met with amazement, to varying degrees.

Oh, and paying for ketchup packets. No free condiments at all. That's some bullshit right there. I seriously thought the cashier at McDonald's was joking when she told me ketchup packets were 5p each, or when I saw ketchup/mayo/vinegar packets at the chip shop were 25p each. It still irritates me!

>>73958469
gonna need you to address me as Lord Thalington if you want me to answer your question now, I'm afraid. :(
>>73958492
>Twitch
lol

>>73958435
is there like universal symbols for those things? seems like a lot of training and work to engage in conversation

I'm talking like if a blind person and a deaf person bumped into each other on the street, could they have a conversation

>>73958482
yeah by my grandma
otherwise no

have to admit that i already smelt panties in the creepy way
rubbed my cock against it too

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Wahey, guys, check out my gimmick.

>>73958482
granny and auntie i reckon

never fired a gun before but i reckon if i did i'd be good at it

>>73958510

alri Lord Thalington, How'd you get so great at Thai

We were at the pool with two of my friends. Like an outdoor, free pool, somewhere in Cairns, Australia. It was really really fucking hot and CROWDED with people. Then some guy in an uniform comes at us and starts yelling (which is unusual because Australians folks are super friendly) that we're some kind of perverts and that people keep complain about us. We learned that Australia is not France and if you go topless on a public pool you're almost a pedo. I for some reason felt really ashamed after that.

*cups hands around lips and shouts at Thailad*
PAEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>73958482
Ye but I don't take it seriously.

The only indicator of good looks is average+ looking women approaching you.

>>73958533
enjoy your tongue cancer

>>73958503
>people won't just accept less money than advertised for goods because you didn't bring enough

I genuinely don't understand what argument that is

did a cheeky panty wank once, i'll admit it

>>73958517
Oh, I thought you meant a person who was deaf and blind. Fuck knows, morse code?

want thailad to hold me with his big arms and make me feel safe

>>73958539
>How long did it take you to get decent at Thai being immersed in it and that.
I still learn new things, after about 3 years I was able to express myself the way I wanted. Never having taken a single lesson to this day.

>>73958572
did a wank with a thumb up the arse once

>>73958396
>stop defaming muh persona

God you really are pathetic

>>73958517
they just get a translator you thick cunt

>>73958482
Yes, pretty much every girl I've had extended contact with has said something along the lines of "you're handsome".

Never done anything about it though haha

why are blind and deaf people still a thing?

>>73958573
nah I mean one blind person but who can hear and a deaf person who can see

this is karl pilkington tier of thoughts but I'm very curious

New girnrnick: make a slightly inane post which appears (and was) unironic, and when someone points out your rnistake reply with YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED as a cover up and hightail it out of there under the cover of suggested irony

>>73958572
same but i didn't have any real knickers on hand so i cut an old pair of briefs into the shape of one

ngl but sniffing panties gave me quite a hard stiffy i remember quite well
i was 15 tho so its not as bad as 20 something people doing it

>>73958554
>The only indicator of good looks is average+ looking women approaching you.

Uglymongs actually think this

Above average girls don't just approach anyone mate. Even ugly girls don't.

i sniffed my sisters panties regularly when i was about 13, she 16

>>73958609
This looks familiar 2bh

I was in the UK at a bar and noticed that they had MGD on tap. So I asked the bartender for a pint of MGD. He looked at me confused, having no idea what I was talking about. I was then confused and pointed out the tap saying it's right here. Apparently they call Millers Genuine Draft by its full name only. I figured anywhere in the world people would recognize a short form like that, especially a bartender but apparently not.

>>73958286
you did NOT call Her Maj a "slag" you prell cunt

>>73958594
I was encouraging and helping you do it better. It's a good laugh, crack on mate.

>>73958605
Rather than letting them die to eradicate them from the gene pool, we bend over backwards to accommodate the

Same reason people can still be born needing glasses or get Type 1 diabetes

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Thailad manages to get by on just a few stock phrases

>>73958556
All things in moderation. It's about quality of life, not quantity.

Anyway, pipe smokers are the least cancer-prone smokers. Sure, it's higher than the general average, but only slightly, and it's not nearly as high as cigarette smokers or cigar smokers.

As far as smoking goes, pipes are the safest way to go about it, though all smoke is carcinogenic.

>>73958633
The short form is just Millers

Acronyms are for yanks

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>>73958642
excellent post

>>73958622
It does happen though.

hate porns

>A prolific author, Helen Keller was well-traveled and outspoken in her convictions. A member of the Socialist Party of America and the Industrial Workers of the World, she campaigned for women's suffrage, labor rights, socialism, antimilitarism, and other similar causes.

Literally how. How do you go from water to the concept of socialism?

Reckon she was faking it.

>>73958622
they do but you have to be pretty good looking, and tall. A friend of mine gets approached every time we go out by girls who basically just ask him to dance with them then ask him to come back to their place. it's very strange to witness given most of us have to juggle chainsaws while ejaculating money to get a girls attention

>>73958629
my sister found a pair of her knickers in my room when i was 11 and she asked if i was wearing them or sniffing them and i said sniffing them because i thought that was the lesser transgression

i was actually wearing them

>>73958642
Enjoy having that in your google account history

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>>73958642

howling

>>73958633
Should have asked for the Runt Water, they would have known what you were asking for

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>>73958642

>>73958671
Bit paranoid yourself lad?
Wonder why that is

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>>73958667
>tfw 5'8 with bad posture

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thailad whyyyyyyyyyy

>>73958657
It fucking doesn't.

You mean literally in the street for no reason? No. Talk to any woman they will tell you multiple reasons why they don't.

>guy could be dangerous/weird
>friends will laugh at you for being desperate
>why approach guys when they approach you constantly?

>>73958667
You're talking about in clubs/on nights out?

Well yeah obviously. That's normal, happens to me a lot.

was at a girls house for group work for school when i was 14 and i went to her toilet and aimed for the bigger panties (her mothers obviously)
hmmmmm what a delicate smell

>>73958692
won't do much for you anyway desu. you have to be tall and good looking, just one and the instance of it decreases enormously.

>>73958691
take your pick

>>73958664
I think there is some degree of truth in Mussolini's belief of socialism being a natural progression of Liberalism, that they are both realizations of the same sentiment: the state exists for the welfare of its citizens alone.

>>73958709
im not that ugly i reckon it would help a lot

>>73958702
No, you goof. I mean in social settings. Parties; bars; etc. Good looking men get approached all the time.

>Johanna Mansfield Sullivan Macy (April 14, 1866 – October 20, 1936), better known as Anne Sullivan, was an American teacher, best known for being the instructor and lifelong companion of Helen Keller.

Do you reckon they lezzed off lads?

Would pay VERY good money to see that.

>>73958702
he has been approached while getting coffee with some friends and in his uni library reading a book.

>Well yeah obviously. That's normal, happens to me a lot.

lmao oh it's you never mind shan't be doing with this anymore

>>73958637
Youre a massive twerp. Ypu desperately seek attention through avatarfagging, gimmicks and gloating blogposting. But you get uncontrolably flustered when people take thw piss out of you.

Imagine actually creating and maintaining a persona on an anonymous website and jumping up and defending it. Lol you might as well be a noncw with how pathetic that is

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>>73958705
>was at a girls house for group work for school when i was
I'm glad I went through the entirety of high school without going to anyone's house for group work.

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He really has no fucking shame

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me and the lads in the club last night

aafricans have odd shaped heads

there's one thing Blighty is surprisingly shite about I mean the tea

can't have a real cuppa in Ulster but surprisingly here in fucking Poland of all places you can drink whatever you want and it's positively smashing must be their Russian influence or something

>>73958730
Oh right.

You made it sound like just randomly.

When you're talking about bars and parties it's different. That's not getting approached though, it's a social setting you're pretty much obligated to be social.

>>73958734
I've had girls trying to secretly take pictures of me and talk to me in the library as well.

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Happy St. George's Day you racists!

>>73958768
bit sexist

>>73958768
your mummy said the same about my head
dick head!!!! haha!

>>73958744
uh? theres nothing weird about this

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>>73958783

>>73958778
is this supposed to be a competition? you're a deadset lost cunt

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>>73958765
How do the Irish treat Protestants, Jews and Muslims today?

>>73958783
Bigot

>>73958735
c-calm down.

>>73958794
Take that back on I'm telling her you said that

>>73958814
>get the shit kicked out of you by Chandler Bing
>Canadians decide you'll make a great Prime Minister

kek

>>73958814
hnah all the religious Irish shack up in Galway or other such runthole

>>73958799
You've revealed yourself normalfag. I would have been bullied if I went anywhere like that in high school. The average student was far from enthused when I even sat by them. What would they feel if I were required to enter their home?

the girnrnick

ther is no confidence boost greater than a wee 10 year old lassy telling u her pal fancys ye

>>73958847
I keep thinking there's a spec of dust on my monitor or something.

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>why yes, I do take photos of my pipes to post on an Afghani salt bazaar while reminiscing about the good ol' days

punked thailad hahahah

>>73958765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48laJC8wYl4

you will respect girnrnick

you will love girnrnick

>>73958823
*takes it forward
got you again hehe!

>>73958855
experienced this but i never found out who the friend was
only time i knew there was ever a girl interested in me

>>73958865
hahahaha got hirn

>>73958865
reee

the gimmick is taking off

>>73958876
>>73958855
as if it wasn't a ploy to make fun of you dummies

>stacy likes you anon! XD

>>73958345
> go to dollar store
> ask where the pipe cleaners are
> "oh, like for arts and crafts"
Pipe cleaners are napkins with pipe smoking. You need them to unclog and clean up the stem. Don't smoke a pipe again until I've stuck one through to get the soot and moisture out.

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>>73958896
well jokes on them i didn't bite

Thaicuck piped down now

Restricting his posts to innocuous oneliners
Good boy.

this new gimmick (PBUH) is shit though

the reply with ah yes gimmick was much better I'd say

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if you slocken a flame, it slakes

2bfamalam

>>73958906
honestly, who even smokes a pipe anymore tho.

hate rnontys, love pints

hope everyone has a great day :)

Thailad is a paedo

wish i talked like a 19th century english poet with schizophrenia

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Listening to "Dangerous" by Glades.

R8

x

Why is Nutall on Marr? UKIP have 0 seats.

>>73958959
don't like coloured women

>>73958915
ah yes

>>73958981
GOOD post

>>73958959
is that u

>>73958981
Fair do's.

>>73958993
Ye. Hair's gotten a bit long

>>73958971
They have 1

just obliterated some lad who tried to play the hungarian opening

it cannot be stressed enough that hyper modern play is very difficult unless you have the book lines memorized

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>>73958862
I only took pics because it's obvious you guys thought I was smoking some eccentric Sherlock Holmes style pipe in cargo pants and a fedora walking downtown on 420 saying to passersby "'tis tobacco you imbiciles!".

They're just standard briar pipes. I don't know where you live, but I see the occasional 40-something with one of those. Especially people with good jobs who buy into middle-class memes.

I arn a fan of qt grils desu

nay a straw-stricken youth befall'd be en route to the meet twixt angles and straights of the Conurbation nay quoth yours truly bodkins of ill fate shan't pierce my sides yonder I yearn oh yonder to the green pastures

>>73958969
o

>>73959016
Should work on your endgame mate

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>>73959027
Here's a caucasian for ya

very glad i have legs

>>73959028
Shan't be reading one word of this drivel

>>73959016
>he doesn't play hybrid

FOY

>>73958929
The only reason pipe smoking is as uncommon as it is is because it takes a few weeks to figure out. It's better than cigarettes in every way. That's why I keep saying if people use ciggies, a pipe is a cooler, healthier, less expensive (pipes are expensive, pipe tobacco is cheap) habit.

date in 4 hours

>>73959068
Do you inhale?

>>73959068
and because it's autistic

>>73959041
i know and i did some work with stockfish on it today :)

My friend in France told me she has a date booked in 4 hours time, but that she's just going to ghost it

>>73959068
Why not vape? That can be just as hobbyist from what I've seen.

>>73959056
mentioned it earlier today but on coronation street theres a 35yo bloke fucking a 16yo
thought thats a bit weird

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>>>/sp/75443994

>>>/sp/75444010

>>73959068
>inhaling toxic fumes

ah yes the working class

Women veil their bitterness with smugness by saying "masculinity is so fragile!" The most unhappy women you know will bring this out to no provocation.

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>>73959117
>Women veil their bitterness with smugness by saying "masculinity is so fragile!" The most unhappy women you know will bring this out to no provocation.

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>>73959102

im a girl and i set up dates just to ghost them desu.

>>73959068
>a pipe is cooler

Whip one out in smokers and watch me chin you in record time

>>73959108
>coronation Street
Alri mum

Normally people start smoking by partying and hanging around with older kids.

Meanwhile autists literally go out of their way to get addicted to nicotine

>>73959079
No. Some people do, though it's generally seen as the wrong way to smoke a pipe. It's not actually the tobacco itself, which people say. It's because of the diameter of the draw-hole in the pipe stem. The airway is meant for "sipping"/puffing smoke, not inhaling.

>>73959056
crying

>>73958642

drinking tea through a straw

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*walks*

>>73959153
heemable offence

>>73959110
how do you fucking get to 160kg
he'd have to be at least 6'4 to survive

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oi tojo! get out of /sp/!

>>73959110
I'm 80 kg and literally a fat cunt. Can't imagine being double that

>>73959191
how tall are you?

>>73959191
how long is your willy
is it cut

23 years old and still cant tell the time on an analogue clock or tie my shoes
when i get new lace shoes i have my mum tie them once then i force my foot in
it completely fucks the back part of it that goes behind the ankle though, hurts after a while too

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>>73959102
>>73959128
women did this

I'm 58kg and literally a fat cunt. Can't imagine being double that

>>73959208
Literally me

>>73959200
5'11

>>73959207
6 inches uncut

>>73959220
hoi lass fancy the old shag

>>73959208
i used to do that up until year 3 when the PE teacher yelled at me for having my laces undone and i had to admit in front of the entire class i couldn't do them

>>73959234
pics

>>73959220
PARIS
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>>73959104
I actually do vape for the nic (not a big vape enthusiast, just two vape pens). Though when I can, I prefer a pipe.

Pipe smoking has been relegated mostly to "hobby" status through smoking bans, though I'd say it's not really a hobby for me. It's like drinking coffee or tea. It's something I consume for the flavour as well as the stimulant effects. I usually only smoke twice a day.

I don't consider coffee a hobby either though I might do it a couple of times a day.

>>73959209
That's fiendish

>>73959240
had to have quite a few teachers tie them for me when the knot would come undone, a few times in high school too
they mustve had a good laugh in the teachers lounge

>>73958670
ahh yessssss tell me more about your sisters knickers hehehe fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap >:) XD

>>73959143
Loads of normal people intentionally get into smoking. The average person isn't that naive. They know what they're doing to their body and what the consequences will be.

going outside to vote now will be back later
nice talking to you x

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>>73959291
>a few times in high school too
christ lad how did you not force yourself to learn after that

good morning lads

Bloody immigrants. Coming over here from the Middle East, slaying our dragons, making themselves into our patron saint.

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>why yes, I do indeed feel an attachment to the social construct that I happened to be born in

>>73959307
memory is fucked mate, could never remember it

>>73959304
Aren't both of the candidates in the French election anti-EU?

The Socialist Melenchon and the Nationalist LePen agree on one thing.

>>73959319
imagine the sadcase who drew that

>fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap >:)
laffed for some reason hehe

>>73959268
Just came off that way because of pageantry of it all. You have your pouch thing with all your stuff and you seem enthusiastic about it.

>>73959322
its all muscle memory for me
i assume it is for most others too

three day working week this week with full pay


DEEEEEEEE lighted

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Imagine the reaction if a bunch of neo-nazis marched through Paris with a huge swastika flag.

Yet no one bats an eyelid at this.

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>>73959319
No matter how PC this country might get, it'll always be ok to make fun of manlets

>>73959360
ah yes the prison colony

>>73959322
the easy way is just to make two circles from the laces and tie them in a knot. I did that for a fair while.

tab is displaying the ! mark even though i haven't gotten any (You)s

someone (You) me to see if that'll fix it

*bats an eyelid*

73959385
>gotten
FOY

>>73959397
not a yankism
not an argument

dont trust phimo

>>73959360
what days off besides anzac?

>labour claim to represent the people
>encourage mass immigration

>not a yankism

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/gotten

>The form gotten is not used in British English but is very common in North American English.

>>73959426
Why are you posting this 2000's tier sh- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPONOTOAD

>>73959438
jesus fucking wept mate did you seriously think this was funny
give your head a wobble
christ

>>73959430
immigrants are people you fucking RACIST

>>73959448
I like old memes

>>73959413
"gotten" is certainly a yankism

>>73959430
>ignores the riding population
>just build more houses lol

>>73959458
for some inexplicable reason they pronounce gotten as garen

>>73959438
'dit

>>73959482
try /b/ circa 2006~

>>73959458
i've definitely heard brits say it

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap ahhhh yessssss me gustaaaa >:) fapfapfapfapfap

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ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTRUMP

>>73959489
that is 'ddit

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>>73959548
you're 'dit you fakin newfag

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>try /b/ circa 2006~

Is the tale of St. George slaying the dragon related to the Welsh tale of the red and white dragons fighting?

>>73959561
old /b/ is the foundation of 'ddit

it is my darth vader XD

I hope it's Le Pen vs Mélenchon.

>>73959566
it's actually an allegory of the Protestant race subjugating lowly eirelings

fapfapfapfapfapfapfap hello everybody :) fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap hows it going fapfapfapfapfapfap

>>73959603
see>>73959448

>>73959566
yeah st george was an anglo-saxon man who killed all the dragons in wales

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>I hope it's Le Pen vs Mélenchon.

>>73959615
all but one... my missus!

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Woops lads accidentally funded antifa and pushing civil war hehe

>>73959319
can't be the only one who really loves the idea of being strapon-fucked silly by the girl in this iconic picture

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spanish gf wanted x

fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap ah yessss fapfapfapfap 73959610 hahahahahaha fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap yessssss hahaha yes ah yes ah yes ah yess fapfapfapfapfapfapfap I LIED FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>73959597
So why did St. George become the English patron saint instead of St. Edmund?

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Alri

Liz Kendall is on Peston and I finally understand the appeal. Liz is CUTE

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>>73959652

>>73959654
edmund is a runt name

>>73959644
is there proof Soros funds all these things or is he the new Rothschild boogeyman

>>73959678
t. Declan

>>73959012
No, their former MP is now an Independent

>>73959693
could deck you no worries if you want mate just keep this up

broke my thumb about 2 months ago lads.

bone fixed 2-3 weeks ago. its still a bit weak because of the muscles but i'll essentially have full-function albeit with a bit of rigidity.

biggest risk is that where the break is, is also where the thumb bone meets the wrist, so depending on how it fractures and regrows it could aggrivate wrist cartilage, giving me 'ritis in this hand in a few years.

>>73958286
A bit of disrespect to the Capital Lady of the Commonwealth on-display there.

>>73916136
>«Would absolutely love for a vote for Irish reunification to take place, and the south voting against.»
I shall do my patriotic duty as a sensible Unionist and oppose N.I. joining the Republic, if a poll is given. We cannot financially sustain the Six Counties, nor do we need a Loyal insurgency.

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>73959705
Do not give a toss.

eeek! a spider!!

>>73959716
If the proper aprt of the UK (ie britain) got a vote on northern irish reunification, we'd vote for it 2bh.

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My dad did the DNA ancestry test thing.

>82% Britonic
OK
>17% Northern European/Scandinavian
OK
>1% European Jewish
>mfw

>>73959682
If you enough care to look into it this was pretty well researched.
https://youtu.be/3ICkg2_m6sA

He sets up funds under various different groups. Then you need to look into the groups funding various thing like BLM and Antifa and it's all connected.

>>73959733
Hitchens is Jewish

>>73959733
>gif
fuck off

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http://startribune.com/people-are-checking-out-of-the-workforce-at-growing-rates-economist-says/420092553/
https://archive.is/tU34g
>Men of prime working age have disappeared from the labor force in recent years at a rate not seen since the Great Depression, though the problem isn’t as severe in Minnesota, an economist who studies the phenomenon said this week.
>Most of them are choosing not to work, said Nicholas Eberstadt, economist at the American Enterprise Institute, and the effects of their choices are rippling through American society.

>>73959764
>fuck off
gif
aha

Tim "wet lettuce" Farron

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>>73959146
What's the point of smoking if not inhaling? No effect from 'tine comes to the smoker in that case.

the ultimate fantasy is being cucked by a lad from /brit/

>>73959774
it's pronounced gif

Tim "let's be democratic and overturn a democratic EU vote" Farron

*JUST fucks your shit up*

oh god this is my life

Voting for a left wing party lads

>>73959771
good

>>73959736
>royal family are just friendly masons
>but george soros is a guy funding all sorts of crazy things look fox news says it

imagine being this fluoridated. If you're going to be against dodgy elites, be against all of them, don't pick and choose you syncophant.

>>73959809
good lad
unless youre a literal billionaire there is NO reason to vote for right wing parties

"hard/soft" brexit gets on my nerves

rny life?
/brit/ life.

>>73959771
am one such lad x

>>73959208
I'm detecting signs of congenital psychic impairment from that post.

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>>73959809
>not voting for a radical centrist party

>>73959771
White people are sick of working to pay for immigrants claiming bennies

reminder than BNP are left wing. vote for them.

>>73959783
You still get the nicotine.

I don't really know what the point is though btw.

>>73959835
what about millionaire

>>73959783
you get some nicotine absorption through the mouth

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>White people are sick of working to pay for immigrants claiming bennies

>>73959836
pushed out a hard brexit earlier this morning

>>73959862
wtf I hate the BNP now

pushed out an absolute stinker of a 45th president a couple hours ago

got a raging hard brexit

>>73959902
>>73959902
>>73959902

>>73959736

>same Taiwanese cuckold that loves the queen

>>73959361
>and there was no indication that this latest mass murderer was a potential danger?
>well... there was one thing, we didn't think anything of it at the time
>a clue?
>he was seen marching through the streets waving an isis flag and chanting "death to the west"
>ah yes
>i don't see how we could've foreseen that he would actually kill people though

>>73959736
Were there protests for a Soros–funded university or n.g.o. (and against Orbán's clamp–down) happening in the last fortnight or summat? I might miss it in the news if they occurred.

>>73958311
Why can't you just smoke regular fags like someone who isn't an autistic hipster?

>>73958554
What flag is this?

>>73960052
Hover your pointer over the flag.

>>73960052
>>73960068
Oh wait, are you on the phone?

It's Ethiopia.

>>73959068
It's also more autistic as well though mate