/cum/

I am willing to date any woman/man as long as they promise to slit my throat in my sleep.

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*drinks a glass of 2&*

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*brushes my teeth*

>>73957970
Just get an AI to do it

cum lol

When i was younger i was a naturalist "the world is exactly the way we experience it"

how dumb i was, forgive me Plato

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America

How many dead people do you think there has been that nobody noticed was missing?

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milk is a delicious and nutritious beverage

remember to drink a glass of milk with every meal

>>73958005
>Playdoh

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>>73958005
Plato was a poorman's Socrates

>>73958013
Gangstas don't die. They just get chubby and move to Miami

>>73958013
I imagine when someone goes missing in Africa nobody cares

>>73958053
I care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lycm1WQUpU

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Juat kicked friends ass in MW, how is everyone and what'd I miss?

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>>73958068
>amerinegros

>>73958053
Africans are dead from birth

someone make an interesting post

do you guys clean floors mainly with mops or with brooms

>>73958155
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT

How do I be an interesting person without learning social skills?

>>73958175
>cleaning hardwood with a mop

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>>73958155
About what? I want to have lucid dreams, and keks give me them.

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if u read this then that means you're my gf now

>>73958203
Be passionate about life

>>73958203
learn non-social skills and become good at them

stuff that will give people a reason to talk to you and praise what you do

Wtf this isn't fair, I made an earlier /cum/!post than the Canuck did

This is just like the first person who created the phone and was too poor to mass produce it so Graham Bell took all the credit because he put the invention out there

So gay

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>>73958218

>>73958217
HE POSTS
KEKKKKKKKKK

>>73958155
Northrhine Westfailure is the most populus state in germany. It's also the most "diverse" besides the city states. We used to have a lot of industry and mining here, but a lot of these things are dying due to the change in energy politics and outsourcing.
Surprisingly for me Ford has stayed here in cologne since the late 1920s.

>>73958275
What did you mean by this?

>>73958217
i've wanted to have lucid dreams for almost 6 years. only semi accomplished getting one once.

wish it was easier for me i don't even know what i'm doing wrong

cool another 'namefaggot ruins everything' edition

out

>>73958334
Been browsing other boards, forgot to reenter name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4&list=RDdDM-3BRYZFA&index=12

I miss sleep.

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Choose gf

>>73958155
Hello Comrades! Here is a list of the glorious accomplishments of the USSR, for any reactionaries and capitalist pig dogs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Terror

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decossackization

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dekulakization

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_famine_of_1932%E2%80%9333

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persecution_of_Christians_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalin_and_antisemitism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population_transfer_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_repression_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Censorship_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suppressed_research_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenin%27s_Hanging_Order

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Purge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NKVD_prisoner_massacres

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_operations_of_the_NKVD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_graves_from_Soviet_mass_executions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Operation_of_the_NKVD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Destruction_battalions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_deportations_from_Estonia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_deportations_from_Lithuania

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Poland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulag

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_settlements_in_the_Soviet_Union

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_liberation_of_Poland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_during_the_occupation_of_Germany

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Przyszowice_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemmersdorf_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katyn_massacre

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalmyk_deportations_of_1943

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalinist_repressions_in_Mongolia

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>>73958381
Byee
>>73958367
A way to check, I've learned is to see if you look at lettering, look away, and look back. This will tell you if you are awake or not. If you manage to stay asleep, you then may be able to do shit

>>73958487
Have you ever looked in a mirror dreaming?

I was warned not to. Almost blinded myself, at least thats what it felt like. Woke me right up.

How are your ass stomping boots anyway?

>>73958487
Also, forgot to mention, lettering will probably change if it's a dream.

>>73958466
On the other hand...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

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>>73958230
>>73958237
Fuck that

>>73958537
>Ass stomping boots
???

Otherwise, no, what happens? Now I'm gonna do it tonight and scare myself shitless. Goddamnit.

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>there's another Washington
>he has more flags than me

>>73958590
I don't know what happens for everyone but I was almost blinded by light, felt like real pain.

>>73958602
Loser.

You can't post here ever again.

>>73958555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEt41bYQBgE

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>>73958625

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCMm-mONz_k

>>73958644
>>73958555
I've got a whole list of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_A7Hu0uKNw&list=PL9DE5E7C1641585D9&index=1

It's been a bit of a bitch, though.
Some Italian record company kept snuffing a lot of these for some reason.

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>>73958617
Fuck now I'm gonna do this. Sounds scary.
Also I have a story for my buds here
>be me
>Browsing other boards
>be on /r9k/
>see thread about successful robots being depressed
>OP story is in an uncanny valley compared to me
> even same number of roommates, one being a sperg girl
>thread 404'd
>tfw I got the chills when he told story about girl roommate
>almost Identical to mine, similar situation.
I can't sleep now help.

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the other washington man that I don't know better come here and fight me. if the one that I like is here(pierce county or the guy on the peninsula) they can help me too

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Gx6lZb3Gk

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>>73958806
I can

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>>73958924
I meant the Olympic peninsula guy but you're good too.

SHOW YOURSELF FEDERAL WAY

>>73958014
Nice try, milk shill

This marks week 2 with no showering. There's at least 1 part on my body that itches at all times.

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>>73959034
What the fuck you disgust me

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>>73959063
I have dry skin on my forehead. Want some?

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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492830180551.webm
Why are asian women so dirty?

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>>73959113
I hope you don't leave the house like that

>>73959130
Couldn't see myself ever being that excited for going to the second worst state in America

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>>73958988
ayy

The absolute state of america

https://youtu.be/Bd9V2dJs5H4?t=50s

>>73959243
That's a lotta brown kids, how progressive!

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haha check out my cool sign bros

>>73959243
At least the kids didn't have guns or anything

>>73959306
M-MOOOOOOOOOOO*buuuuurrrrrrrrp*RTY-eh, GOD *drools a little and goes into a narcoleptic nap* ISN'T REAL
WUBBA LUBBA DUBDUB

>>73959179
you aren't the cool one. you're the one I fight

>>73959865
forgot where whatcom county was tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT9hvyDvKHA

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

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>>73958367

Just stop. I naturally lucid dream, been able to do it since I was like 12. They can get really annoying(even boring) and I actually enjoy having regular dreams more at this point. Thankfully a few puffs of the Devil's Lettuce before bed basically stops it from happening all together.

Seriously though, it's good to take a break from your own consciousness. I'd go through periods where I would lucid dream every night for a week and I would constantly need to separate in-dream events from out-of-dream events. I know this goes against the whole "aware that your dreaming" idea but I swear it blurs a line between the conscious and unconscious mind.

>>73958030
Socrates was the mouthpiece of Plato.

>>73960947
very controversial opinion

>>73958422
Weezer is great, even their newer albums

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY

https://youtu.be/4B2a6l6wM2k

>>73958458
#4 and #3 to a lesser extent

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>>73958230
>Be passionate about life

>>73958690
@3:30

>whatcom shit calls me out
>doesn't do anything else
scool

>>73961750
thanks

Americans, explain this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dVkAHJDU9c

>>73961966
California

Aw shit, look who it is the white Wesley Snipes
Rocky Byzantine, my attitude is Charlie Sheen
Walk around with more rice on me than a triple beam
The mansion, three-stories, living room with trampoline
Mi casa so big it took the maids the whole week to clean
I don’t like to drive Versace jeans in the limousine
I could freestyle to a dolphin and a tambourine

The road to becoming a pro athlete is so lonely...

...I couldn't have asked for anything better :D

cute seeing brainlets still supporting trump. how's that clinton investgation going?

Reminder that MDE never dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9xUtaL0D2A

Why don't you follow the IG of the granddaughter of Chavez, the former President of Venezuela yet?

https://www.instagram.com/daniellachavezofficial/?hl=fr

>>73964093
amerikwa tv is pretty gud

Buncha fags in this thread

>>73964404
t. congay

>>73964404
You should just shut up and blow me

I'm a 18 yea old bad bitch from Montreal AMA

>>73964592
Why are you such an underage faggot who cant stop sucking cocks

>>73964592
you bout it?

>>73964695
Why are you still a virgin?
>>73964718
I'm all about it

>>73964592
I bet you'd suck me off quicker than a vaccuum

>>73964592
Are you a cute femboy

>>73964800
Ooooo i fuck men in ass atleast im not virgin anymore t. You

>>73964806
only if it's worth it
>>73964820
i'm a bad bitch

>>73964836
loli it's okay to to be a virgin, you should be proud of it, most people today are not virgins

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*builds a computer*

>you should be proud of being a virgin
This is the most /r9k/ tier post I've seen in a while

>>73964843
I'd let you suck me off for a twinkie, but i can't promise more than that

>>73965005
literally nothing wrong with social conservatism you degenerate dick jockey

>>73965022
I hope you have the girth to match those words

nothing wrong with treating faggots like subhumans

that is what they are

>>73965050
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes

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>nothing wrong with treating faggots like subhumans

>that is what they are

>>73965094
are you dumb? im a fucking hunk

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12808092
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808092
http://www.strawpoll.me/12808092

>>73965112
Why do you spend your time here then fuckstick

>>73965165
im neurotic

>>73965152
Wew this is more difficult than I thought

>>73965236
seems easy to me

i don't have to worry about it anymore, but i'd rather die a virgin

>>73965344
this, women are over rated, and you'd only have to wait a decade or two for really good waifu VR anyway

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>women are over rated, and you'd only have to wait a decade or two for really good waifu VR anyway

>>73965555
its only vape worthy if im a fat incel

I want to stab you in the pussy

>tfw no lauren hill gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTQL42onK08

>>73965693
>no stacies
>no annoying dogs
>this is supposed to be anti-Islam
Hmmmm

die a virgin, after many hours of contemplation

though it would be more fun to be a faggot probably

>>73965752
that's a little girl you idiot

>>73965693
The only reason there's Islamic terrorism is because of western provocation

>>73965762
It's not that fun

>>73965820
what about islamic terrorist attacks in latin america? or muslim terrorist attacks in muslim countries?

>>73965817
You have to understand that to the socially isolated autist anyone of the opposite gender, or anyone who looks remotely happy, is an enemy.

>>73965820
Except that's wrong, you fucking retard

>>73965880
it's the West's fault for destabilizing those countries

>>73965967
you havent explained why islamic terrorists attack countries like argentina that dont intervene in muslim countries

>>73965820
This is true to some degree
Those people lived their youth in bitter hatred towards those who had killed their relatives and are taking revenge now

Everyone with half a brain knows that they aren't attacking us because of our freedoms, and that our foreign policy creates more terrorists than it kills or detains, but the truth is that you can't reason with radical islam, just like you can't reason with neocons or zionists or nazis or communists or anarchists

>>73965725
great song

>>73966022
stated quite clearly

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>>73958617
You saw the face of god, and was overwhelmed by his might.

>>73966120
can you draw the link between western destabilisation of latin american & middle eastern regimes and islamic terrorism in latin america? im not seeing it

>>73966166
The Iranian government funds terrorists to kill Jews

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>Everyone with half a brain knows that they aren't attacking us because of our freedoms, and that our foreign policy creates more terrorists than it kills or detains, but the truth is that you can't reason with radical islam, just like you can't reason with neocons or zionists or nazis or communists or anarchists

>>73966265
The iranian government funds hezbollah, sure. What does that have to do with latin america?
73966298
not an argument, cockmuncher

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>>73966305
Not seeing you present any evidence bud

>>73966366
there are more terrorists and extremists in the world now then there were at the start of operation enduring freedom thats all the evidence i need

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@73966431
And what a complete lack of evidence it is. Should have known that you wouldn't say anything of note

>>73966522
Not looking too good there Stefan

>>73966522
operation enduring freedom has enjoyed limited success in certain theatres like the phillipines.

but afghanistan and iraq are mostly under the control of fundamentalists so yes, its been a catastrophic failure

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i-it looks just like in the movies ;_;

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>>73966751
city is so much nicer

>>73966751
Yeah but if you move there you'll probably end up in Detroit or something

Am I considered neet if I go to school but I'm unemployed?

>>73966793
no you idiot you're a student

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ohayou gozaimasu

>>73966971
are you still hospitalised?

>>73966812
It should be the other way around

>>73967251
I'm gonna be here forever and ever and ever

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I'm probably not going to get an interview lads...

Thinking of doing a watch of judge dredd then dune buds

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>>73967336
it's your choice

namefag (you know who you are), fuck off

>>73967405
good plan, tell me if dredd is good

>>73967405
judge dredd is a shit movie
Dont know why you would consider watching it

I'm gay for nigger cocks up my pale ass

>>73967543
he's never seen it, how the fuck is he supposed to know its bad?

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>>73967515
harsh
>>73967590
That's messed up

>>73967646
He obviously cant, but just wanted to put out a warning

>>73967646
Well it has rob Schneider in it so it's by off to a good start. At least dune is on the movie channel on tv so I can tablet post instead of phone post

*sings a lullaby*

alri

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>>73967739

>>73967696
then dont include a stupid comment like
>Dont know why you would consider watching it

he's considering watching it because he's never fucking watched it you genius

Didn't realize my movie choice would cause such a commotion ;_;

gonna stop namefagging after this thread, clearly pisses off a lot of people

>>73967823
"Dont know why you would consider watching it" AKA "I am somewhat unsure where this person got the idea to watch that specific movie

Turkey is an islamic caliphate now?

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Who else here /patakeofthehumbletobaccopipe/?

>>73967995
They accidentally elected a dictator haha whoops

Mornin' /cum/bums

>>73968023
thats fucking gay

>>73968027
*accidentally voted to create

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Ah, yes. The ol' 'ipes.
>>73968067
How?

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>>73968054
Good morning anon
Are you going to church today on this the day of The Lord?

nowt wrong with namefags

>>73968101
no, I'm a pantheist

>>73968093
your posting style and the fact that you smoke pipes

screams "im a faggot redditor"

>>73968089
meh, still a silly thing to do

>>73968067
kek, look at this faggot

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>>73968132
HERESY

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Took these pics for /brit/ a few hours ago. Shan't be letting them go to waste on such a trash-bucket general.
>>73968133
Thinking pipes are Reddit is Reddit.

>>73968101
can't I'm a lapsed catholic lol

>>73968219
have fun with your mouth, tongue and throat cancer

>>73968219
fuck off reddit

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>>73968023
I do occasionally but haven't in a while cause I'm trying to be healthy and I just haven't had the urge. Probably should get back to it, got a nice pipe off eBay that I had just started breaking in with some Orient 996.

just learned i have a family engagement in 2 hours that i cannot skip

fucking hate my mom sometimes i swear to god why the fuck cant she let me know in advance

*roars in front of your gf*

I literally only see my family for two or three days on Christmas
I'm 21
My mom wants me to come home more often but she has nothing to withhold, it's dad who gives me money time and again

>>73968431
why are you roaring at yourself, dear?

>>73968378
>cannot skip
Why not? Will they kill you? What if you get seriously injured an hour from now?

Ah shit, here we go

>>73968494
>Will they kill you?
Ill look like a prick and they'll guilt trip me and never let me live it down

>>73968516
hallo danmark

>>73968566
Hello cutenada
Did you miss me?

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>>73968618
you were in my dreams so no

*rides around town with the girl you love*

>>73968771
fuck you

>>73968771
give me my hand back

>>73968693
Oh god canada
Mah heart :3

>>73968378
Move out

>>73968818
*fucks your hand in front of you*

>Anon, it's July. Come home, just for a little while? Your brother is lonely. I'm lonely.
A) I don't care
B) Get a boyfriend or dog or something, fuck
C) I'll come home but i'm not happy about it
D) I'll be right there mommy

Which do you choose

Spent all my night watching shitty youtube videos

I've hit a new low

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>>73968922
D you fuck

>>73968922
visit mom because i'm not a shit faggot kid

>>73968922
E) We need to talk

>>73968922
>want to see parents
>grades are fucked so i have to study and do exams in vacations
Fuck

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Wow woke af
Better go fuck a mental patiens on loose now

>>73968922
F Ofcourse
literally the only valid option

>>73969066
we could always make a family denmark

cat pissed on my bed again

>>73969079
is this a joke? I genuinely can't tell

>>73968879
id be expected to go regardless

>>73969079
people like this should be shot

or chained to MOABs and dropped on sand niggers

>>73969105
The tweet? Dont think so

>>73969089
Stop that!

Just realized I forgot to eat my morning bagel not sure if I can recover from this

>>73969138
not really

*farts extremely loud and doesn't apologize*

*inhales deeply*

>>73969179
yes really

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I have awoken to a very loud explosion.

Speaking of college
My parents are finally realizing my little brother (17) can't get in anywhere with his shit self
lol
Hope he never asks me for money

>>73969275
Sorry i farted

Currently eating granola off the floor

>>73969309
why did you post this

>>73969305
show him his future

take him to /r9k/

>>73969343
Pls share it

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>majored in CS at Stanford
>4.0 GPA
>had internships at Google, Facebook, and Uber each summer
>Can't find a job for the life of me
>my liberal cousin got a job making $130,000 as a "Diversity Engineer" at SpaceX

Why oh why did I fall for the STEM meme? Just fucking kill me.

*shares it even though i'm not catholic*

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>>73969363
only thing i'm sharing is my fist with your face

I'm a bad bitch that's always down to fuck, but I always change my mind just before

>>73969305
Lucky him, he won't be stuck with huge amounts of debt right before his ideal job is replaced by automation.

>>73969309
>aryan skunks praising a virgin mexican

this is all sorts of wrong

>>73969422
Your a high maintenance girl.. i like that

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>>73969408
>PhD in math
>any job i want
>300k starting

>>73969408
Bro didn't you hear

STEM was so five years ago, now we're in the age of hurt feelings, white guilt and professional social media.

>>73969476
>girl

>>73969422
...It's like one of my iPhone Tinder meetups...

>tfw nothing you do counts because you're just gonna kill yourself
hehehhehehehhehe

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refute this, you can't

>>73969575
Cant inshallah, bishmillah

>>73969575
Considering every single country that has accept feminism has unsustainable birth rates I'd say that is fact.

>>73969575
#cantwait4shariah

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>EE/CE/CS triple major at MIT, 4.0 GPA
>been programming since I was 12 years old, ran an online business during highschool and worked as a freelance programmer
>internships at google, raytheon, US department of defense, and honeywell
>masters degree in machine learning
>graduated in 2015
>since then the only job I got was a 6 month temp contract for web developing making $14/h

Feels bad man.

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>>73969718

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>>73969718
>$14/h

I used to get payed $15 dollars an hour for doing the adult version of shape matching toy

>>73969718
uh oh my credentials are worse than yours...

>tfw you don't go to college
>have 0 debt
>have more than $100 in the bank
>get offered so many trade jobs that I regularly have to turn them down

>On a gap year between High School and College
>Going to major in CS
>Going to a second rate college in the middle of nowhere
>I'm not a great student
>I can't motivate myself to learn programming in my free time. I bought a book on C++ a year ago and never opened it. When a teacher actually forced me to learn it in HS I enjoyed it though
I'm making a mistake aren't I

Still no brekkie buds...

btw the posts I made were memes

those aren't real people

>tfw you take 5 1/2 years to complete college
>tfw studying liberal arts
>tfw zero debt
>tfw your parents arent poor

Could go for some cuties right about now

>he's still his parents property into his 20s

If I make a thread on /a/, will you guys join me in said thread?

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Black Privilege is the ability to scam the "poor dumb White boy" into believing that the last 50 years of affirmative action didn't exist. The Blacks have been GIVEN advantage over Whites in every area of opportunity, but have done little to earn the advancements offered. THEY DENY TO OTHERS, THAT WHICH THEY EXPECT. FURTHERMORE, there are 7 races in the world, NOT JUST BLACK AND WHITE.
They should only be entitled to 14% of the perks and benefits NOT 50%. The School Board and teachers should all be ARRESTED and SUED for RACIAL INTIMIDATION.

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>>73969981
here you go

>>73969999
digits for a good post

>>73970075
maybe

>Got a trade job like /pol/ told me to
>Climbing ladders all day fucked up my knee slowly
>One day, it completely gave way
>Immediately fired
>Dependent on monthly government checks I just voted to get rid of
lads

>>73970075
/a/ stands for /a/nal

No

I am a Catholic furry

>>73970108
>white
>cutie

>>73970158
I hire people to do those jobs kek

>somebody offers me a job
>accept
>hire mexican to do it for half the money they offered me

Learn to trade dummy

>>73970158
none of this happened

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>>73970171
thats funny because the thread I made has a lot to do with anal

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>>73970201
You dumb

I wish I could just erase all my memories of this horrid place

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>>73970296
pretty fucking rude

>>73970240
Outstanding

>>73970108
Swore this girl wore a maga hat

>>73970379
she's a /mlb/ meme so somebody probably shopped it at one point. She use to be posted in /mlb/ every thread for a long time

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>>73969981
look at this nep

*reminds you of who you once were*

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>>73969718
this is why i never bothered trying

It's a shame that modern black culture revolves around rap.

There are some modern black songs that are actual classics that I could see people in 50 years still enjoying. Post good modern black music!

https://youtu.be/MrTz5xjmso4

https://youtu.be/miUv-K7YLiI

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>>73970504
I'm...mew...?

No...

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>>73970504
>meet up with a friend I haven't seen since I was a kid
>spend the day hanging out with him
>the mom meets him
>says that I haven't changed since I was a kid
>he says "I can tell!"

What did they mean by this?

>>73969904
Heres your brekkie
*breaks your fucking spine*

:^) remember?

>>73970540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za-MIjJnzPM

>>73970230
And then americans complain about mexicans

>>73970645
Good post friend!

I drove a taxi now and then while in University. Twice, I had such a passenger who seemed to need to vilify me for nonsensical rationales. So I just drove them way out into the middle of nowhere and physically dragged them out of my vehicle, then drove off. Keep in mind, in those days there were no cell phones. I'm quite sure the long walk resulted in future behavior modification.

>>73970457
she looks a bit young

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Going to bed because I simply can't handle anything today

>>73970666
Denmark shut your whore mouth before I stuff it

*doesn't shut my whore mouth*

>>73970793
I would never work in a place where I had to regularly deal with my customer. I have never had enough patience for that shit. Even when I was a kid in grade school if a teacher gave me attitude I had no problem telling them to fuck off.

>>73970762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi49yirJiEA
this ones great too
>>73970850
>tfw waiter
kill me

*hires mexicans to fill denmarks whore mouth*

>>73970846
You will after I beat the hell out of you

>>73970794
I don't have any other cute ones

>>73970909
hayden panatierre?

new thread
>>73970936
>>73970936

we really shouldnt post in that thread

we REALLY shouldnt

>>73970877
black people are so good at making music that conveys emotion, I don't get why they focus on rap so much. I wonder if it's to rebel against white culture

just saw a nigger so dark that at a distance i couldn't tell through the rain if it was an asian girl looking away or a negro looking at me

>>73970996
agree desu but janny will flip if we don't

>>73971001
there's plenty of great rap and hip hop too, but nothing comes close to true jazz and soul

>>73971045
he'll understand if we summon him properly

Ameri lads. How is it going? (Canadians and Mexicans not allowed to respond)

>>73971218
We are currently working together to summon Him.

>>73971218
Goin alright bud, how about you?