Ask a Venezuelan anything.

>>73955105
are you ok?

Do you have toilet paper in your house right now?

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try to explain what is happening on politics over there please

What did you have to eat today?

Are you coming to my country like all of the others

>>73955105

Are you planning to leave?

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Stop eating food.

>>73955105
are you ok? when was the last time you ate?
>>73955217
what do you mean? are venezuelans immigrating to trinidad?

>>73955105
Are you white?
How many whites are left in Venezuela?
What about the qts. Are they still common in the streets?

>>73955217
Probably, we are closing the borders (not literally, but we're rejecting the ones that are trying to come via Perú, not only venezuelans but all the other ones as well)

>>73955252
Why don't you look a map
T&T is literally in front of the Venezuelan coast

>>73955302
yes, but i wasn't sure if trindad was doing better than venezuela

how much dangerous is there? I know that Caracas is an unlivable hellhole, but what about the rest of the country?

not a single answer. he died of hunger

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>>73955328

...i'm having the feeling that OP was sended to jail for post here

do you like anime?

>>73955328
How can you be doing worse than Venezula without being in a civil war?

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Please come to Brasil

We never couped you, right? So no hard feelings?

>>73955359
>>73955364
Don't worry, it's just that venezuelan internet is Australia-tier.

>>73955105
Are you okay?

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Everyone take a moment of silence for OP who starved to death right after posting this thread

F

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>>73955175
Yeah.

>>73955181
A few rolls left.

>>73955202
Soup.

>>73955217
No.

>>73955252
I ate a plantain a few hours ago.

>>73955283
Most Venezuelans are mixed race. Whites are part of the middle and upper classes in here, but pure whites are rare. Usually foreigners.

>>73955355
Everywhere in the country is dangerous. There's only places where is less dangerous than others. Maracaibo and Caracas are the most dangerous.

>>73955359
I was in the bathroom.

>>73955376
Yes, but haven't watched in a while.

>>73955382
No papers to go there. Don't want to be an illegal.

>>73955399
Most of the youth is pretty chill with EEUU. Only older generations have a problem with you guys.

>>73955413
True. Can't even load Facebook sometimes.

>>73955429
Yes.

>>73955463
Thanks.

>>73955595
>>73955640
good to see you alive bro

>>73955640
Hay marcha mañana? Es cierto que ayer murieron 20 en las marchas?

>>73955640
>>73955595
What's your plan right now? Are you gonna try and ride it out or leave the country or what?

>>73955640
WOOHOO you are alive. Stay safe there.

>>73955640
do you see any hope for the future of venezuela? do you plan on staying long term? what is your job?

>>73955105
height/weight?

>>73955670
Thanks

>>73955678
Yup. Lanzaron perdigones a una anciana, quemaron basura y cauchos en las calles, lo usual. Algunos han muerto electrocutados.

>>73955679
I'm leaving for Colombia.

>>73955746
>Yup. Lanzaron perdigones a una anciana, quemaron basura y cauchos en las calles, lo usual. Algunos han muerto electrocutados.
>lo usual
FUCKING HELL BRO. Get your ass out of there what the actual fuck. Apply for refugee status at the nearest Chilean consulate. Not kidding.

>>73955729
No. The country's ruined and it'll take decades to recover.
I'm leaving as soon as my legal papers are ready.
I'm a paramedic.

>>73955691
Thanks.

>>73955105
I have 4 venezuelans students in my collage one is my friend, what do you think about this?

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>>73955105
Do people think the crazy bus driver will go full dictatorship? Do they still support the socialist party? any cannibalism going on? Would you eat this duck?

>>73955788
Get in touch with the german consulat in caracas, maybe they can help you leave. I'd rather have latinos here than the other people.

>>73955788
what's your favorite food?

>>73955788
>I'm a paramedic.
More than wellcome bro

>>73955827
>full dictatorship
inmaduro kinda already did

have the women gotten hotter since food has become scarce?

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>>73955829
>I'd rather have latinos here than the other people.
Good, after finish college I'm moving to germoney to get myself a tall amazonian german woman so she can hitlerspeak to me all day and night.

>>73955788
where are you from? are you a qt girl(male)?

>>73955827
>will go
maduro is already a dictator and yes there is paid people that support him....i don't know about the duck tho.

>>73955852
If this is what you want, go for it, but personally I wouldn't want a german gf.

Any hope with the opposition?

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>>73955880
>I wouldn't want a german gf.
curious, why and what are you interested in?

>>73955829
Fuck off kraut. He already speaks the language and we are short on paramedics. He will be close to his family and far away from muslims trying to blow him up. Yurop had a chance in the 80's and you blew it, no pun intended.

>>73955186
Well, first of all:

Everyone has given up. Opposition's efforts to kick out all the corrupts in the government and everyone has lost faith in them. The people opposing the government have lost any political figure to rely on. Sometimes groups call to protests via twitter, and there's protests, but it can only last for so long before the military beat the shit out of them and, well, everyone's pretty tired now.

The government has the upper hand right now. They have the military at their command, guerrilla and paramilitary groups. The civilians are defenseless. Which is why everyone are escaping before Maduro gets crazy ideas and closes the border forever. A bunch of airlines have left the country already so people are getting more paranoid about leaving before we can't get out.

The only people that can lead a normal life right now are chavistas, people that benefit from the current situation, and those aligned with the government, or have contacts to get them the stuff they need. Hospitals are a mess No medicines, lack of maintenance makes viral diseases spread all around the place. Diseases that were eradicated years ago are appearing again. Luckily I never got chikungunya or any of that shit. Not everyone were so lucky.

Right now we have to rely on twitter to know what's going on, because most local papers have been shut down by the government, most unbiased news channels have been shut down too, so we have to rely on rumors to know what's going on in other places. Literally all the protests have been ignored by national news channels, they pretend nothing is happening.

>>73955930
when do you plan do get out? oh, and are you underweight?

>>73955930
I fucking hate maduro and see my brother country like this, its not like we doing that good but fuck i love venezuela and you guys have so much potential. I hope the country can get on his feet quickly and the venebros get their shit together. I lived in a frontier city so i ve met a lot of venecos and have many friends from there

>>73955900
"pure" german girls are strange, they are extremly annoying, not in a materialistic way, but personally I can't really get along with them. I'm getting along fine with slavic girls. They tend to be more chill and politically conservative. I don't like german women acting like sluts, partying every weekend sucking dicks, smoking and I don't like their looks most of the time. Of course there are exceptions, but these are my reasons.

>>73955905
K. It would also be easier for him to move to chile.

>>73955930

>They have the military at their command, guerrilla and paramilitary groups.

Why nobody smuggle some guns and fight then? Like the world community would definitely interfere

>>73955802
Good for you?

>>73955827
He already has.
No. Socialism lost a lot of supporters with Maduro fucking up all the time.
Not that I know of, and I don't want to know either.
If cooked, yeah. Never tried duck.

>>73955829
Already making my leave for Colombia, going to live with some relatives there.

>>73955831
Sushi. Haven't eaten in ages. Too expensive.

>>73955849
Skinnier. Bachaqueras are fugly though.

>>73955894
Not at all. They haven't accomplished anything, people don't trust them anymore.

>>73955930
Do you think the US should intervene? Would most people there welcome an American intervention or reject it?

>>73955976
>I fucking hate maduro
*red dot points at his head*

>>73956012
>people don't trust them anymore.
it is not like they can do much.

>>73956002
If im not wrong the gangs from shitty neighbours in caracas are on maduros side. If the town wants to raise in arms they would have to fight the military and illegal gangs that benefit from the current statw of the country.

>>73956016
>Do you think the US should intervene? Would most people there welcome an American intervention or reject it?
What the fuck are you talking about burger?

>>73956012
Are you leaving alone? what about your mom and dad?

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>>73955105
What does the average person think of Maduro?

>>73956016
>US should intervene
Fucking no. Let them starve in the streets for all I care, it is better than hearing the bitching from the rest of the world about evil imperialist usa.

>>73956016
no more intervening please.

>>73956039

>even narcos are on their side

Shit, so nothing but foreign intervention can sttop that. Which nobody is willing to do.

>>73955746
Welcome home, fellow greatcolumbian

>>73956012
My friend is doing his thesis on your country. Why did your country fall for the socialism meme?

>>73956043
about this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_invasion_of_Panama

>>73956067
At least thats the way i see it, i dont know what would happen if maduro dies tho.

>>73955962
Next month.
Yeah I'm a bit skinnier now. People call it Maduro's Diet, because everyone lost weight after not finding enough food.

Everyone's fat friend is now skinny, and is sad to see them like that.

>>73956002
The military control everything. Unless you got a military friend that will do that shit for you, that won't be happening. Also, the ones who get the weapons are thugs and organized crime. A normal civilian can't pull out that sort of thing without the contacts.

>>73955105

>>73956113

what do you think about maduro trying to expand the militia to 500 000 people and give each of them a gun

>>73956113
Damn. Vaya con Dios, amigo.

>>73956132
What the fuck do you think hes gonna answer? Oh yeah good idea?
Fucking leafs i swear.

>>73956012
>Never tried duck.
Really? That is weird, thought at least someone would have a duck farm over there, or be as common as having chickens.

What is a popular video game in your country?

>>73956113
We had a joke back in commie times that a reverse-neutron bomb exploded here. People still here everything else is gone.

>>73956113
the gov control the internet?

>>73956105

Prolly another "Maduro 2.0" or opposition will take over. There will be conflict anyway.

>>73956113

Is the whole military ok with that or there are one or two generals willing to change?

>>73956016
By now, nobody cares as long as they end the food/medicine shortage and they can return to their normal lives. Before we hit this low people used to protest against it, but now they are so desperate they even welcome it, as long as it ends the chaos.

In my opinion, any kind of intervention is welcome. Maduro has stated over and over again that he has no intention to let go of power, and if isn't him, it'll be another of his buddies taking his place. There's no legal means of taking him out when the whole legal system is his bitch.

>>73956035
True.

>>73956044
Yeah.
They'll be fine. They have contacts.

>>73956048
They hate him. He's very unpopular right now.

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>>73956184
>the gov control the internet?
oh shit.

>>73955746
which city? There's a neighborhood in my city known as little venezuela m8. It's actually in the middle upper clas part of the city and most of them are professionals and making good dough

What will you regret leaving behind?

>>73956157
Are you 12?

>>73956199
Whats your fav food and why is it caraotas con arroz

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>>73956199
>When you are so fucked up that you even consider a US intervention something good

>>73956256
>implying we don't eat the same shit

Ia there any sensorship on the internet? What sites are blocked?

>>73956275
? You can hardly find caraotas around colombia. People here usually eat garbanzo/frijol/lenteja and thats all. Ive met a lot of people that dont even know what a caraota is.

>>73956199
do you think a full on revolution against the government is possible?

>>73956320
kinda surprised they didn't censor this one

>>73956069
Personality Cult. Chavez spent 14 years brainwashing people into idolizing him.

Of course, the problem as a whole is much more complex than that, there are a lot of other factors involved, and I could write a long post over it, but it's more or less the core of the issue. Nobody ever questioned Chavez decisions and he constantly painted himself as a godlike savior figure. Maduro took advantage of this, and used it to do all sort of stupid shit and have no one question him.

Venezuelans spent a good decade and a half being brainwashed and a allowed many suspicious shit to go unnoticed, and now this is what happens.

>>73956132
Haven't heard of that. That guy says a lot of things, but almost never does anything. Last time I heard people were kidnapped to be forced to serve in the military.

>>73956157
You can barely find beef or chicken in here, much less duck. When I was like 14 or 13 I remember there used to be rabbit and duck at the market. But that was years ago.

>>73956162
Counter Strike, Leage of Legends, Dota 2.
I want to play PokeGo but my current cellphone is shit, and I think it's not available for Venezuela.

>>73956184
Yeah, some pages are censored and can't be accessed unless you use a VPN.

>>73956195
I don't know, I try to stay away from those guys.

>>73956335
stupid, what we call frijoles here, venezuelans call them caraotas. They just happen to eat mainly the black variety, while we eat the red kidney beans variety. Anyways, the word frijoles is not used in venezuela. Our frijoles would be called caraotas rojas or some shit like that over there.

By the way, caraotas negras are ridicoulously easy to find at any decent supermarket here and they're cheap as fuck

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>>73956361
>Counter Strike

>>73956350
>implying they know how

>>73956016
There is no evil Castro or communist Russia fucking around in South America anymore
We don't need their oil anymore either
What would be the point?

>>73956400
venezuela is expert in censoring things

>>73956406
> we don't need their oil
Are you 7?

>>73956386
Easy to find? Yes
Popular? Not at fucking all.
That was my point.

>>73956418
4chan must not be very popular over there anyway, otherwise It would've already been long since they censored it

>>73956222
There's a good chain of cookie stores here that I love, I hope there's an equally good chain of cookie factories in colombia. I like chocolate chip cookies.

I have already lost most of the things I used to like, so there won't be much of a difference.

>>73956256
I like it, but leaves me full for hours and makes you fart a lot. I like pasta with minced meat better. Or pasta with tuna.

>>73956320
Yes.
I haven't checked in a while, but last time it was lapatilla.com, and dollartoday (dollar black market). Don't know about anything else.

>>73956450
they taste the same btw

>>73956464
are you happy or has all of this caused you to fall into depression?

>>73956406
>the cold war ended
sure
>>73956458
yeah,maybe.

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>>73956425
Have you been in a coma the past ten years?

What were you doing before all of this happened? Did you have a job? Were you studying? What happened to that?

>>73956458
>Implying
4chan became reddit because of /pol/. They are monitoring the shit out of this thread. They are calling heads up in chilean and german consulates because of this hilo. Be wiser OP

Do Chavez supporters still support Maduro?

>>73956336
It can, but people are demoralized and scared of more deaths. It can happen, but not under these circumstances.

>>73956386
Pretty much this.

>>73956350
Unless 4chan makes too much noise about Venezuela problem's enough to Maduro to notice, you guys are safe. And it's not a popular site anyways, barely anyone knows about it unless you're an anime nerd or a computer nerd.

>>73956464
Let me tell you a couple of cookie brands in Columbia: Saltín Noel, Quaker, Tosh, Dux, Club Social.

If you're a patrician you can choose between The Cookie Company or Cascabel

>>73956516
Read the thread cunt

WTF colombia

https://www.lapatilla.com/site/2017/04/22/la-guerrilla-de-las-farc-manifiesta-su-apoyo-a-la-revolucion-bolivariana-y-a-maduro/

>>73956487
Yeah.

>>73956550
No. Only those that are very fanatical about Chavez still support them, and they are very few.

>>73956505
Yes, shale oil increased your proven reserves by a lot, even surpassing venezuela, but you still need dat oil regardless

>>73956399
In Japan's internet, it is said that mega drives are still active in South American countries (half-joking), is that true?

>>73956579
glad to hear you're happy man, stay safe out there. stuff like this makes me grateful to be born somewhere safe

>>73955105
it couldn't be worse than here, could it?

>>73955105
How did Venezuela end up in such a shitty situation, anyway? I thought you guys had lots of oil.

>>73956597
Counter Strike 1.6 is the most played game of south america.

>>73956622
a rare flag wow

>>73956622
no worries. it's still better than anywhere in Africa

>>73956622
>madagascar
rare

>>73956597
Kek, no, if anything there are a few people still playing on the ps2

>>73956566
No sabías? Manejan el mercado negro (incluyendo armamento para armar al """pueblo""") y el tráfico de personas. Literalmente se están comprando un país.

>>73956597
Yup. We got master systems as well

>>73956602
No, I mean... I'm not happy, at all. But thanks, could be worse.

>>73956554
I will try them out. I miss Chips Ahoy and Oreos. Haven't eaten an Oreo since last year.

>>73956516
I was a medicine student. Wanted to be a doctor and help people. I was disillusioned with the state of hospital and watching people die when they could be saved. I did a paramedic course and planned to leave as soon as I could. Can't stand watching people search for food in trash bins. It's happening more often.

>>73956689
all those communist must die

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Would you racemix with a German girl?

why is socialism so fucking shit

>>73956718
Chips ahoy and oreos are fucking everywhere here. I also know for a fact venezuelans REALLY INTO cocossettes. For example, Mcdonalds here offers a Mcflurry with Cocossette bits, pretty sure you'd like it

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I wish i could say something meaningful or add to the thread, i just wanna say i wish you luck Venezuelanbro, i hope you get a better life in Colombia.

Sometimes i feel afraid for south america as a whole, i got my German passport, i don't wanna leave here, most south americans seen to jump at every oportunity to leave this place, but i just grew up in Brazil, i love this hellhole so fucking much, i just wish i never need to leave here.

>>73956753
Because it goes against the basic nature of humans.

>>73956748
Yes. If the dog stay out.

>>73956748
wrong thread nigguh

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>>73956761
you have pepitos

>>73956729
It's not ideology. It's money. Cocaine is a business. Produces a surplus of money (dollars). You need to invest it. Your native cunt starts to suck american cock, so you shift to invest in foreign cunts, you brive enough as to build a dictatorship that will protect your business, and paint it in red so it looks political.

>>73956748
Yes, not with her tho. Ugly af. Also fat can't hike the Andes for shit.

>>73956819
no, we don't. They look kinda like chip ahoys.

>>73956854
they are

>>73956626
Corruption, brainwashing, oppression. See >>73956361

>>73956761
Yeah, I like cocossettes. But Savoy chocolates are much better. Here, we have Pirulin McFlurries. They're good, but too expensive. And now they come in smaller portions.

>>73956748
I don't know german.

>>73956790
I'm sure Brazil is in a better state than here. Never let chavistas in, they ruin everything.

>>73956630
>1.6
Uhh, no? At least in Brazil 90%+ migrated to CS:GO. And I'd say LoL is more popular than CS, although CS used to be the most popular one and is now slowly regaining that title.

>>73956819
>>73956854
I'm sure I've seen that cookie on the cover before tho, or maybe it was just a commercial for another country in a cable channel

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>>73956790

>>73956902
Fucking huehuehues ruining my game, worst than ivans.

>>73956884
my father visited Venezuela a while back and brought a hell lot of puig cookies. They tasted pretty decent tbhonest

>>73956902
>CS used to be the most popular
that's what i mean,when i was kid everyone in the cyber cafe play it

>>73956597
idk about the rest of the continent, but here in brazil people play LoL, dota 2 and cs:go a lot, and ps4 is quite popular as well. The poor ones are probably still playing ps3 though

>>73956790
Soft cunt

>>73955105
what do you do you guys do for fun over there when everything is going to shit? Have you waited in line for your daily ration or just stick to eating grass?

>>73956973
do you have small cyber cafes in Brazil where people go specifically to play PS4 or xbox? they're pretty poular here, so that's why I'm asking

>>73956935
>huehuehues playing on US servers
I'm almost sure they are Mexicans, Peruvians or whatever but you guys can't tell them apart from Brazilians.
We got our own servers with nice ping and no technical problems, why would you play a game like CS with high ping? It's so nerve-wracking it's almost impossible. Not every country in South America has good ping on our servers though, since the servers are located in Brazil, some of them even get better ping on american servers, which is why you see some sudacas playing with you.

>>73956948
Lucky him, I haven't eaten cookies with coffee in a while.

>>73956997
Sometimes we go to the movies, if we're lucky we have enough for popcorn and a drink. Sometimes we don't buy anything. Some people that really have money go clubbing. I used to make paintings and bake cakes, but the materials are too expensive and it's hard to find them.

Alcohol is pretty expensive now so it's hard to even get drunk. It sucks when it's christmas or father or mother's day, there's nothing you can give/receive. Birthdays now only have cakes because they can't afford anything else. Last birthday party I was starving and wanted to eat the cake already.

Most stores and some malls closed off, so pretty much eating what you can afford and maybe go to the movies is a way to pass time.

Yesterday I had to make a line to buy bread. It's the same for beef and chicken. There's lines for almost everything.

>>73957121
I have about 2000 USD. What can I buy in Venezuela?

>>73956998
Nah, afaik that kind of stuff never was popular around here, people buy their own consoles. I've seen something like that more than once near poor neighborhoods though, but it was a long time ago. Even cybercafes are almost non-existent nowadays since almost everyone's got their own PC with internet at home.

do you get many tourists to Venezuela nowadays?

When are the next elections? Do you think Maduro will accept the results if he lost?

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>>73957227
>When are the next elections?
kek

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>>73957173
whatever sick disgusting shit you can imagine if that is your thing.

If not, getting murder for the 2000.

>>73957173
According to dollartoday, that'd be about BsF. 9.423.460, though you'll always get a bit less depending on who is buying your dollars.

With that, anything. Plenty of clothes, maybe a new cellphone, any food you want, a trip to another city. That's a lot of money, you'd be rich in here, or kidnapped by thugs.

>>73957191
I saw a couple of backpackers in 2015, but I haven't met any foreigners ever since. There's a travel warning for Venezuela, so I wouldn't be surprised that nobody wants to step a foot in here. Most foreigners that I know are family of venezuelans that live somewhere else and come to visit.

>>73957227
Never, as far as people know.
Don't think so, nope.

>>73956626
No background in economics, but this is the situation as I understand it:

Over-dependence on oil as the main driver of the economy and for government finances meant that when prices dipped, the economy simultaneously tanked. All the money that should have been put into diversifying the economy was squandered on things like the military. The Venezuelan government responded to its own fiscal hole by printing money: rapid inflation ensued, making it more expensive to buy everything, especially considering that so much of everything is imported. To prevent prices from rising too high, price controls were instituted, which then led to shortages as sellers made less money and had to import/manufacture less to break even/reduce losses. In response to shortages, the government went ahead and seized control of warehouses and factories, forcing them to make goods available. Now no one wants to set up shop or do business in Venezuela..

tl;dr
Dutch disease and economic downturn were magnified into outright economic meltdown by short-sighted government policies.

I feel you for you bro. I help out at a local community college and one of the English students is a Venezualiabro. We talk baseball and he's always in a good mood. Recently found out that he hasn't seen his family in a couple of years, and that most of them are in pretty shitty conditions. Wishing you all the best, anon

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>>73955746
>I'm leaving for Colombia.
They're also extremely poor

>>73957312
Can I buy qt venezuelan gf? A house maybe?

>>73957376
This is pretty on-point. This week, a car factory from a foreign company got illegally taken by government officials, and the company has officially left the country. Many have done the same.

>>73957430
Yeah, but only a gold digger.
Of course. Maybe even in a decent neighbor.

>>73957410
Yeah, but not worse than here. And I don't plan to stay either.

>>73957410
Is it weird that i find this comfy? Guess my favela genes are strong.

>>73957388
Thank you, I'll need them.

>>73957495

What was the company?

>>73957495
>And I don't plan to stay either.
where do you plan to go? trump doesn't want anyone, yuropoors are clamping on the sandniggers they love so much so fat fucking chance you can get in if they don't even know you exist.

>>73957121
God damn, reading this actually makes me sad.

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>>73957509

If they were actually finished.

>>73957590
You're a fucking dumbass.

>>73957578
A car company, General Motors.

>>73957590
I've got friends in Canada. I was told immigration was easy there, too. If not, Australia, I've got friends there too.

Some family members have gone to EEUU, they say it's hard to make a living but it pays off much better than in here. They send pictures sometimes and they look happy. The kids are in school already, too.

>>73957590

Well, he is welcome here

Why hasnt anybody clipped Maduro yet?

>>73957701
>they say it's hard to make a living
if you are a lazy fuck yes. If you are poor, you are at the fucking bottom, no safety net like europe/leaf land has, but there are a lot of opportunities if you work hard.

>>73957578
>http://www.reuters.com/article/us-gm-venezuela-idUSKBN17M08I

I would think they wanted to go after food first, no clue why they decided to steal cars.

>>73957781
Cars are worth a lot a money.

>>73957801

But people can't eat cars.

>>73955328
Things are pretty good here except for all the gang crimes.

>>73957754
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to be an illegal. If I can find a way to get immigration papers there, I'll give it a shot.

I'm gonna sleep, if the thread is still up, I'll keep answering later.

>>73957701
Compared to the United States, Canada is generally more receptive of immigrants. Generally speaking, we aren't nearly as obsessed with where you come from. If you can speak English or French, have some education (at least high school), and have useful skills, you have a strong chance of getting accepted.

Paramedic is a good occupation with stable (but not spectacular) prospects: if you can get a job offer in Canada, that will help towards getting accepted for immigration. Last I heard, there's fairly strong demand in Alberta for people in the field.

Cursory search on Google reveals some resources that may be useful:

http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/immigrate/skilled/profile.asp
http://www.paramedic.ca/site/faq?nav=02

>>73958206
I thought Canada was harder on legal immigrants than USA, nice to hear. Would be fun to see how far I can go in the legal process of immigrating to Canada with a medical school degree.

>>73958616
As I understand it, the requirements are more stringent than the United States, but you are more likely to be accepted if you meet them. Education and employment experience (in a skilled or professional capacity) count for a lot.

>>73958206
Yeah you are receptive to immigration because you don't have 42million mexicans.

What do most of Venezuelans think of Maduro now?
Y buena suerte amigo Hispanohablante, te deseo lo mejor a ti y a tu familia

stop blaming us about your problems amigo, first at all , you got independence since 1812?, 200 fucking years.

also we don't vote a truck driver for president like Maduro

>>73955105
cuando te vas?

How much would be an apartment in Caracas, about 50m2, in Chacao district?

>>73955105
>not north korea
who cares

>>73957410
Less than 9% of the whole population lives in such conditions. I can also cherry pick and find some American ghettos

>>73965365
About 4 bags of corn flour a month

>>73967031
How much to buy?

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>>73959446
You don't have them either, people in your dumb ass culture just likes to pretend to be something they are not

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>>73967103
>11.4% of our population is Mexican
Your country is fucking up big time if a good chunk wants to live here.

>>73967078
10 rolls of toilet paper, 3 packs of condoms and 5 disposable razor blades should find you something decent in Chacao or Altamira

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Reading this thread makes me sad, I wish you the best of luck m8.

What do you hope for the most in your personal future?

>>73956748
She is hairy has fuck and what the hell with the long tail.

Ever play Overwatch?

>>73955746
any pictures?

>>73956199
Man I really regret it is not 1970's anymore, too many liberal pussies worry about our interventions. But we could send marines and fucking kill all the bad guys. Or we could indirectly support the good military guys just like it happened in Brazil. Their coup wasn't bloody at all and it wasn't the worst alternative to the commies.

>>73955328
Lmao

What food do you eat

>>73956800
RARE? who lives in your cunt? Jews?

go to chile, they love venezuelans

>>73959210
That's good, I imagine being accepted as a doctor must be very difficult there, though, considering the role of a doctor in society. But at this point I wouldn't even be mad if I ended up working as something else in the medical field, the corruption in this country is too much and I'm sure we are going to be Venezuela 2.0 in the near future.

>>73966678
>less than 9%
jajaja this delusion.
get out of your home sometime.

>>73973702
Feels good to live in a civilized part of the country

>>73958206
Thanks, this is useful information.

>>73959636
As I said, they hate him. Throw eggs at him during his city tours. And eggs are expensive.

>>73962172
Nobody actually does, only old people and chavistas supporters. People are actually fond of Spain, just scared from its economy.

>>73963661
Soon.

>>73967815
I hope to have a place on my own to live, be able to pay the bills, and be able to buy all the food I want.

>>73969207
I have some friends that play it, but my connection would make it very annoying to play.

>>73971599
Whatever's available.

>>73976556
Is it true the government took away your guns?
How dangerous are those militias?

>>73976556
Do you know how much would a Caracas apartment (about 50sqm) set me back? Let's say in Chacao district?

This thread makes me really sad. I hope all the Venezuela anons are ok and can manage to get to a cunt where they won't starve to death / get shot.

>>73977193
It wasn't easy to own a gun in the first place. Most of people that own a gun do so under illegal trades. Usually stolen from the police. Armories closed off many years ago.

Very dangerous. Can do anything, kill anyone, and get away with it. Usually kill anti-government protesters or threat to kill them to suppress protests. The police or military look the other way every time. I try to stay away from them.

>>73977402
You should look up a real estate agency. I don't live in Caracas, so I don't know.

>>73978283
Not even ballpark figure?

>>73955105
Is it true what the news say about what's going on in your cunt?

Stay safe venebro.
I lost contact with a couple of friends there, I hope they are ok.

>>73978683
Please be more specific.

>>73978566
Nope.

>>73979124
News say maduro is bad
News say there's no food, toilet paper etc
News say there's lot of crime

Don´t have any questions, but here´s a joke

A woman sees a man in Venezuela, carrying a whole chicken in hands. She says to him: "Hey, i´ll let you fuck me in the ass if you give me that chicken". The man responds :" No way! I got fucked in the ass to get this chicken!"

Stay safe bro. I hope everything turns out fine for you and all of your loved ones. We all fall on hard times and we all deserve to come out of them and good. I hope you don´t have any problems when leaving the country.

>>73967192
4th, 5th and 6th generation American LARPers are not our problem.

>>73955399
2002 coup had us approval and maybe even some involvement. that coup gave chavez a lot of approval so fuck you

>>73979310
All of that true. It's good to hear international media doesn't fall for chavismo's lies.

>>73979424
kek that coup, Capriles, Lopez et al are so fucking useless.
They can't even fake news properly :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bs12TRI4es

>>73979625
Is Venezuela worth a visit? Do most people understand English?

>>73980236
I wouldn't recommend it, it's too dangerous. Tourism has decayed a lot, there isn't much to see anymore.
Some young people know english, but it's rare to find a fluent speaker. It's much better if you know spanish or get a translator.

>>73979625
Are there really many people starving?

>>73978283
But Caracas has a very high murder rate so I suppose there are a lot of guns circulating. Is none of these guns going to the opposition, or are all criminals and drug dealers siding with Maduro?

>>73980758
Yeah. I've got friends that can only eat once or twice a day. Last year I could only eat arepas and plantain for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It was horrible. I got sick from the stomach from eating the same thing all the time.

>>73981058
Most of the thugs have guns from dealing with military and the police. Organized crime is sided with Maduro, and because they work alongside military and the police, it's easy for them to get guns. Military themselves often assault local stores and small business, so it's not unreasonable.

11 military guards died recently trying to rob a bakery. That sort of thing happens often in here.

>>73979357
They will be when they get deported

>>73981526
Forgot to add: there's also FARC groups in some remote places and small towns in here, so I believe that could also be a source for gun trade.

>>73981526
I've read through the thread and I feel sorry for you. Unfortunately, things are going to get worse before they get better, but you know that. Even switching to capitalism is going to hurt your country big time for the next 20 years, with many homeless beggars. Stay safe lad.

>>73981526
>>73981663
Also, can you post proof that your venezuelan?

>>73981602
>implying legal CHIs will ever be deported

L O L

>>73981602
>deporting US citizens
is this may I say Trump's America?

>>73981777
>>73981817
You know what's really fucked up is that the Mexicans who cross the border aren't exactly horrible it's their retarded off spring who have none of the work ethic that should be thrown onto the other side of the border. My beautiful Texas is quickly becoming a Shithole. Honestly tho we need a huge wall because this shit is unacceptable. Birth right citizenship also must be revoked.

>>73982075
>Birth right citizenship also must be revoked.

Never gonna happen mate. I'm not even CHI but I can't imagine a scenario in which such a policy would ever pass muster

>>73981526
>>73981663
Wow dude that sounds really bad. Your country is literally a case study about why gun control is a bad idea.

Please stay alive

>>73982327
Well it's pretty fucking stupid to give anyone birth right citizenship even if the parents aren't citizens or residents themselves. I'm pretty sure it can be amended the silent majority would greatly support and appreciate it.

>>73982075
your beautiful texas was a shithole before mexicans arrived, mexicans only lower crime rate and do the jobs no one else wants to do.

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>>73982484
You are very very delusional.

>>73982376
I wish to own a gun (legally) one day. The situation in here made me kinda paranoid. I hope other places make it easier to own a gun for a civilian.

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Veel geluk.

That's all I have to say.

the most retarded comments always by a stupid amerishit fatfuck.... every single time

>>73979424
>us approval
The fuck that even mean?
The coup was your chance to get rid of chavez.

>>73982437
If the 'silent majority' really wants something then they should speak up.

el bumpo

>>73955105
I've always wondered how a guy like Maduro can do what he is doing and nobody try to go after him or a coup. Especially when it hits a points where people are fighting for trash food. These are some images I saw I don't know if it's isolated cases or generalized.

>>73991373
Maduro has the army on his side, armed militias and all of the guns while the opposition has next to nothing. The opposition is too scared to do anything besides protesting, even if they weren't scared of attempting a coup they don't have the means to do so.

>>73991599
It disgusts me that the army would sell themselves to that guy. Brazil is shit but our army is 100% ready to take over if someone tries to implement full communism. People even say "Our flag will never be red"

bumpini morte di fame

>>73955105
Your opinion on Panama?

>>73994611
Never been there. Only know of it because a lot of people go shopping there. Guess I'd like to visit someday.

Are you optimist the country will be able to fully recover in your lifetime?

What Venezuelans and you think of Brazil and Brazilians?

>>73994846
How many of you guys are in this thread? More than one it seems.

>>73995193
just one

>>73995145
I don't know. I hope it does, but I'm not betting on it.

>>73995147
Haven't heard much, not many people go there. Most preferred places to immigrate for Venezuelans are Chile and Argentina, but I don't know anyone that has gone to Brazil.

>>73995193
I'm not >>73979424
The rest of the replies are mine.

>>73995324
Don't you have any european ancestry to claim citizenship?

or is emigrating to chile, argentina and panama easier than emigrating illegally to the US and EU?

>>73995324
Kek, so I thought. That post is the reason why I asked. I just thought earlier that you were the only one from Venezuela posting here. Apparently it is not the case. BTW which news sources do you check to get the latest news on your situation? More like international mainstream media or something local? You said local media have been shut down?

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I just want to say that I'm very glad that you're still alright.
Please take care of yourself and remember that all of this will pass.

Don't lose hope!

>>73995788
No. I'm from Colombian ancestry.
According to what my friends tell me, emigrating to Chile and Argentina is better because you can get citizenship faster. Some emigrated to the US via political shelter, but under those circumstances they can't return to Venezuela or they'll lose their right to stay in US ground.

Venezuelans aren't very fond of EU because most of them don't want to learn a second language to emigrate. If they must, they'll go to Spain, but most of them think Spain doesn't give a lot of opportunities to immigrants, and the economy isn't good. It's just what I hear.
Besides, most Venezuelans go to places like Florida or Miami, where they know other latinos reside, so they feel comfortable than in any place in EU.

>>73995790
CNN, mostly. Can't trust local news media.

Im sorry venezuelanon if brazil and latin america werent such a joke this would all be over by now

>>73996121
What do you mean? What are we going to do to help them? Impose vetos so the common people starve?

>>73996188
well for one not give maduro money for free like dilma christina and friends did

>>73995790
To add:
Most local media is biased in favor of the government, so they can't be trusted. Sometimes they don't even cover up protests, and pretend nothing happens.

Most local papers that were unbiased were shut down by the government, so there isn't any reliable news source left. CNN was banned from here, but they are still more reliable than local news media. Other news channels from Colombia also try to keep covering up news from here despite also being kicked out by the government. I read those too.

>>73995877
>>73996121
Thanks, I appreciate the support.

>>73996072
I'm originally from Caracas, I took advantage of my grandparents being portus and got my citizenship in order come live here legally. The second language thing is a pretty lame excuse imo

I'd advise you to try and get colombian citizenship if you can, I know it may not sound like much but I've heard from quite a few acquaintances that just showing a venezuelan passport at any airport will give you trouble.

Also, unless you have connections in the US or don't mind living and working like a slave for at least 10 years or more, I don't think the US is a viable option. I keep hearing that things Argentina aren't exceptionally good either so your best options might be Chile or Panama imo

>>73996238
Yes, that's what I was wondering about, i.e how do international media gather the latest news without physical presence in the country. Of course they can probably rely on their networking/contacts with the local reporters etc. who knows.

>>73956666
witnessed

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are the natives in the amazon ok?

>>73955105
What's it like to live in a country that people point to as being a "socialist haven" but ignore the fact that your economy is quite literally crumbling under your feet?

>>73996768
>people point to
which people? are you posting from the past? you are like 40 years late with this shit.

Wow, this thread is still up, I'm surpised, I really did not expect that a thread about Venezuela could be up for so long.

>>73955105
Is it true your people have resorted to buying bitcoins, pepe memes, and doing surveys onlines or drawing furry porn commisions online as full time jobs.

>>73997014
Venezuela is kind of a closed off country nowadays. I rarely see your flag post that much. The news here barely covers Venezuela for more than 30 seconds so I like to hear what's really going on.

>>73997149

>Buying bicoins

Yes. I've heard that you could get thrown in jail if the government finds out.

>Pepe memes

Kek, this is obviously fake.

>Doing surveys online

Yes, this is definately the most common way to earn dollars nowadays.

>Drawing furry porn

Hmm... I'm not sure, maybe? I really don't know.

>>73997345
On a scale of impossible to very likely, would a violent overthrow happen?
And if so would they slaughter the "rich people" in the rich streets without caring of what country they are from? I have a couple of friends and relatives working there and don't want them to get caught in between the affair.

>>73997381

>On a scale of impossible to very likely, would a violent overthrow happen?

I'd say highly unlikely to happen. The goverment controls the armed forces, and they're not afraid of killing innocent people.

>And if so would they slaughter the "rich people" in the rich streets without caring of what country they are from?

No, unless your friends own something like a bakery or anything related to food, they should be safe as long as they don't get involved in a protest.

>>73970506
shut up man, give us a breack, the venezuelan guy said it, no one wants any war.
and you may consider the main reason of the left armed organizations in LA as an effect of your dumb belic policies.
we have enough with ourselves, dont wanna get freedomed like in midle east

>>73956113
>People call it Maduro's Diet, because everyone lost weight
wtf? I wanna move to Venezuela now!

>>73998601
fine, but in case you do get hungry, here is how you get food >>73979355

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>>73970506
>American meddling

what could go wrong?

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can i pass as a venezuelan?

>>73996325
I already have colombian citizenship.
I also think it's a lame excuse, but maybe it's just me, I like learning different languages.

>>73996715
I have never been to the amazon, but I've heard is unpleasant unless you get along with the local tribes.

>>73996768
Luckily, the number of people calling us like that has decreased.

>>73997149
I read the news, but I haven't met anyone that does that.

>>73997381
Right now it's not possible. People are tired and afraid, and morale is low. We don't have the necessary resources to fight back.

>>73999234
Your pale, pink skin would betray you.

>>73996471
Twitter. Venezuelans use it a lot to spread information about what's going on in the protests. However this leads to the problem that information is unverified, and often it leads to fake news.

>>73999609
hope you have an amazing time here. Which city are you heading to?

Will you try your best to get to the nearest embassy and apply for humanitarian asylum?

>>73999962
I'm afraid is too late for me to change course. I'm almost done with preparations to leave for Colombia.

However, once I'm there, I'll try to. It's easier to get papers for other countries when you're not Venezuelan (I plan to apply as a Colombian citizen). Most embassies have left, and the ones that haven't are rejecting venezuelans.

>>73999857
Bogota.

>>74000253
Good choice. Having columbian citizenship is a huge advantage. The monthly wage in your field must be somewhere between 500-600 USD a month as entry level, you certainly won't be making minimum wage as a paramedic.

>>74000253
Look for your nearest chilean consulate. Don't need to get your ass to the embassy. You'll never get here (or anywhere else for that matter) from congolombia. Borders closing everywhere for them. Do it faggot.

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>>74000304
> Having columbian citizenship is a huge advantage
Said nobody ever

>>73973855
antioquia?

>>74000905
CHI
tenemos que mantener este hilo vivo y si es posible una continuación. Hay que ayudar a los venezonalabros de alguna manera

>>74000996
esto

Venezuela 10/10

You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw

>>74001474
I used to hear this song a lot when I was in high school. Still pretty good.

>>74001550
Me too. Just thought of it thinking about Venezuela. Used to be the guys that went to miami for weekend shooping. I really really feel bad for the average venebro. Being so close to them and not being able to realisticly help them, feels bad af.

Huele a azufre

>>74002812
porque no te callas

>>73955105
how long until you rise up and kil maduro? that fuckers has turned your country into a complete hellhole
>dude come on, venezuela was already a shithole
well, when you compare its current situation to that of the early 90's, back then it was a fucking paradise.