/cum/

First for Switzerland

Dump Drumpf

>>73954419
Hello America Junior, how are you?

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>>73954419
MEEEDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCC

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>>73954414
>everyone keeps saying Le Pen is far right
Wish we could get rid of this left-right meme

>>73954436
Surviving :3

>>73954424
What do/did you study famalam?

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>>73953318
If you're so smart then solve this triangle

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business idea: make iceland a canadian province and greenland a canadian territory

the 2016 election is a result of kids becoming polically *fart* uhh aware

Business idea: annex Canada and force Quebec to speak English

>>73954441
banter

also it would be hot

>>73954460
physics. i'm thinking about getting into QCD, but i'm going to look around at some other research groups first

cum lol

business idea: free Cascadia and form the COQ union
Cascadia Oaxaca Quebec

>>73954464
>>73954464
each side is 60 degrees Fahrenheit


next question

>>73954477
What happened to you cia

Business idea: round up execute anyone and everyone who supports the Cascadia meme via gas chamber.

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>>73954466
>Iceland
>Canada needing more meme-tier feminists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE

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bit rude

tfw your rub ur dixie and ur coq cum's

>>73954502
idk

kill yourself before you turn my age.

how old are you now anyway?

>>73954520
sounds like a great plan; but i suggest you replace "supports the cascadia meme" with "is nonwhite"

>>73954520
*invests life savings into this idea&*

>>73954534
21

>>73954537
How about both?

>>73954473
You tried that once, the oui-ouis fought for the British Crown as they always do.

Life itself is a meme.

Forget what's for lunch tomorrow buds
t. Salisbury steaks for dinner

>>73954551
Good thing we could smack you and Britain with one fell swoop and the war would be conventional instead of guerrilla.

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You wake up in Nunavut.

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What a shitty thread

a friend and I showed each other our dicks, but he only got upset once he saw that I was uncircumcised and called me a fag

>>73954546
really?

if I was gambling I would have put you at 23

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MDE never dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9xUtaL0D2A

>>73954568
how many salisbury steaks have you had

>>73954577
What a shitty country.

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>>73954570
>American Revolutionary War was a guerilla war

>>73954578
my childhood friend was uncircumcised. i always gave him shit for it and made fun of him infront his gfs
i can still see it if i close my eyes

>>73954580
I don't really know what you're trying to imply or why you're trying to get in my pants all of a sudden but I was born in July 95

>>73954611
Do you have a single digit IQ?

yeah

>>73954586
None these are the first for this hospital visit
Looks like I'm having Mac and cheese for lunch

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Stop watching asian porn

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>tfw too intelligent to be understood by Americans

>>73954617
I dunno either

you should get up in the irc though. for some reason lmm has been shilling yoiu for ages.

who knows though might make you less bored

Every bed that isn't mine isn't very comfy desu.

all beatles song sound the same

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>ask a girl if I can kiss her
>says she is not comfortable with that but instead holds my hand
not sure if my life has gotten better or worse since I left the bucks flag behind

>>73954636
what do you have against asians?

>>73954662
i literally posted this in the last thread

>>73954662
bob dylan was better

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FUCK americans

>>73954662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nktOEkrAD8

Have a listen Meheko

>>73954673

i did not see it, i swear.

thought bros forever.

>>73954667
>having 'tism that's so strong that you need to ask if you can kiss a girl because you can't tell if it's the right time to kiss her

>>73954651
I shall be going to bed very soonish
tell lmm he has earned his gbp for the day

>tfw average length penis, but years of watching porn causes you to still feel inadequate.

>>73954677
FUCK the anglosphere

>>73954691
lame

come be autistic with us

Best Beatles song here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usNsCeOV4GM

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>>73954689

6.5 inch master race

Why did you remove your flag, Bucks? Also, can you still see our flags?

>>73954708
naw, norwegian wood is better

Just because you assume I'm not feminine doesn't mean you can assume my gender.
Remember:
don't make an ASS out of U and ME, bigot
xxx

idk whats worse about the song revolution, their shitty attempt at being the kinks or the awful lyrics

My penis length is adequate, but I refuse to specify

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Man what's up with all these wiggers around? Y'know what I mean? What do they want to be black? My friend Jimmy became a wigger...that happened. I mean he just wasn't the same anymore, he's just like listening to Tupac all the time. I mean I remember when Tupac was a faggy dancer for Digital Underground. So like why would someone want to get an entire tattoo of them?

I mean Vanilla Ice, Ice's a good rapper. Eminem. Snow. Juiceboxxx/

They're driving their moms trucks for a driveby, now that', that's pathetic.

Wearing their big clothes...what are they hiding under their?

You ever buy drugs from a black person? It's always oddly sized and really poor quality. Yea, that's fucked up. That's racist, that's racist! I have the right to do good drugs too.

Why be ashamed for being white? Being white's fun. The president's white...not anymore. Cops are white, uh, my dad's white, he's pretty awesome. They'll pay off that truck this year and they'll move the RV and get a real house.

i have 7 3/4 inch penis lol

>>73954749
do you measure from the base or from the balls

I'm insecure about the thickness of my penis

>>73954772
balls

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>>73954731
My autism attacks were becoming too great. It was bleeding into my real life behavior. I saw the source, my meme flag, and disowned it. I am slowly recovering. Haven't had a bout of the 'tism for a few days. I miss the Oregon posters (who I can no longer see), but being free of dreams where I imagine myself to be a blanketed human acting like a cat on a hoverboard is worth it.

my breath actually smells like dry horse manure

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7.2"x6.0" master race

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>>73954414
>Drumpf

good thing I'm volcel

>>73954783
How are you going to stalk me now?

>>73954708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrGwuLnL43k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWRUpPw_tI
>tfw you will never sing like Paul McCartney (particularly the high notes)
why even live

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korean girls are pretty desu

>>73954809
always wanted to date a plastic barbie doll

>ywn be a rockstar during the 50s/60s when nobody cared about teenage fucking and no AIDS

I WANT OUT

My dick is 12 inches long and 0.065 inches in diameter. I call it the Spaghetti Strand.

>>73954809
wtf is with the girl on the right's jaw?

>>73954809
could never pleasure them with m6 3.5x4" boy clit

>>73954419
SHOW BOYPUSSY

no i'm not a girl stop talking to me

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>>73954793
I won't, you escaped my 'tism targeting. I had roughly 30 screenshotted posts of yours and began to link them together to point out contradictions. It was when I was linking some comment of yours between hating fat people and you being fat, is when I realized what I had become

>>73954809
they're pretty what?

>>73954821
hell yeah brother

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>>73954809
>chin not pointed enough
>foreheads not round enough
>don't have big round black irises
>nose not pointy enough

1/10 would not bang

YOU KNOW THE DAY DESTROYS THE NIGHT

73954836
I don't like spic girls anyway.
>>73954838
You and I both know that I didn't make the post calling me fat. It was one of the autists pretending to be me and it was made after I left.

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I like this picture better.

>>73954831
fucked up my reply, this should have the Toronto regional flags with it

orients are objects

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>>73954829

>>73954856
Also, I'm not poor enough to be fat.

>>73954852
NIGHT DIVIDES THE DAY

f you can't understand why some liberals don't really like Maher then I cant really help you.

There can be a total of 8 issues for example
UHC
Abortion
Equal Pay
Police Reform
Education
Money in Politics
Trans Rights
Environmental Issues

Just because someone agrees with you politically on 7 out of 8 of those issues doesn't mean that person earns your favor and respect on some sort of bastardized "majority rules" system. Sometimes those 8 issues carry different 'weights'. Agreeing with me on everything on that list, but holding Bills disgusting views on Trans Rights makes him as a whole a no-go for me.

Ill appreciate his vote for what would likely be my same candidate in an election, but I don't have to like him, watch his show, or tolerate his shit when it comes to that 8th issue. In Bills case, the specific topics that he leans towards the 'middle' and right on are so fucking abhorrent that many liberals are not fond of him.

Now numerically on the issues? Sure, Maher is certainly liberal on today's spectrum. In anger some people will claim otherwise but he's very clearly meeting that threshold today. Still doesn't mean he is owed favor though. This is especially the case when the spectrum for politics is in a consistent and never ending push leftwards anyway.

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i like my asians to have blonde hair. Makes it feel like im dating a white girl instead of a substitute

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west/central asians > e*st asians

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>>73954876
objects of perfection

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>>73954857
>Brown eyes
>chink eye fold

2/10

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My favorite is mixed girls with some asian.

I don't want kids so lol who cares.

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>>73954899
well at least youre honest with yourself

should make cannabis oil I think

>>73954861
should join up

your the only old one who hasnt. excluding mexicans

>>73954898
did you copy this straight from reddit?

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I think Toronto Water puts something extra sissifying in the water for Beaches-East York

just look at our elected member of parliament

>>73954899
I'd never date a nonwhite girl in the first place.

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speak in secret alphabets
id like another cigarette
learn to forget
learn to forget

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>>73954856
it matters no longer my anglo-italian friend. at least rejoice that my departure means cum becomes all the more whiter. maybe I will find you one day as I travel west. You'll look out the window and see a glimmer of my binoculars. You will know then that I have become a stronger man than before

>not poor enough to be fat.
what did he mean by this

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>>73954906
so true so true, plus they're muslim so they stay pure for longer

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me on the left

>>73954923
>erskine

i knew a kid with that name and we called him foreskin

>>73954913
it was a joke anon

>>73954930
only poor people are stupid and lazy enough to let themselves get fat

>>73954930
Most fatties are poor in this day and age.

>>73954930
poor people cant afford to cook their own/buy healthy food so they end up going to McDonalds or cooking something cheap thats full of trans fats

>>73954955
eat less problem solved

>>73954937
he probably has a covenant with YHWH

>>73954955
>can't afford to cook their own food
literally how? it's cheaper than every conceivable restaurant

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>>73954934
cease your anti-Semitic posts right. now.

My mom pretty much never let me get fast food when I was a kid and I'm extremely thankful for this. We also almost never had soda in the house.

>>73954969
>restaurant
>mcdonalds
___ ___

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>>73954943
y-you too

>>73954989
two?

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>>73954985
You clearly aren't American

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new tattoo

>>73954989
>pic one

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anons do you like the doors?

they are my favorite band

>>73954985
if you didn't have chick fil a you're pretty much going to hell as it says by the word of lord jesus

>>73954985
what shitty childhood. you never got to play with those crappy mcdonalds toys

>tfw parents are fat and won't do anything about
>visit them today and they both complain about their knees and breathe heavily all the time

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>>73955011
yes
some of the best dadrock out there

>>73955011
yes. i used to love them when i was in middle school

>>73955020
at least you will get your inheritance earlier

Why aren't more Japs like Yukio Mishima?

>>73955011
Yes, when I was in the Boy Scouts all the older guys listened to them and I got hooked. Also the guy at my gym would play LA Woman every day

>tfw only son so I have to get married and have kids to carry on the family name

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbx6gULYNbc

The Beatles are better than the Kinks as a group, but Ray Davies is a better songwriter than any of the individual Beatles.

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What did he mean by this?

>>73955038
You cucked them so hard after WWII they equate any aggressive right-wing, militarism or nationalism as evil despite them being very xenophobic and nationalist.

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the bf

>>73955061
tfw have normy cousins to carry on the family name
tfw it's fairly common anyway

no pressure, feels great

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>>73955061
>tfw have one of the most common last names

>>73955050

Did they touch you at the boy scouts?

>normy

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73955075
Right Wing Deathsquads will become a reality
>>73955088
>tfw I'm the normie cousin and I'm pretty sure my male cousin has never had a girlfriend despite being older than me
H-haha

>>73955109
sucks to be you doesn't it

marry and reproduce

need some songs for a lone 4 hour roadtrip tonight, /cum/

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>normie
>doesnt talk to anyone by his own words

anon....

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>dodging the draft and writing songs
Many such cases, sad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiY5yE3TBgA

>>73955062
How can one war be so comfy yet so horrible desu

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hmmm

>>73955122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk

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>"Haha, party tonight bud let's gooo"
>5 minutes later
>"Looks like it's canceled oops.."

>>73955122
Every roadtrip needs Highway to Hell
>>73955125
I already told you that I cut contact with people when I don't want to talk to them anymore but I talk to people. Dumb Cara beaner.

>>73955122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04WYDwFJwjA

>>73955096
Nope, part of the motto is to be morally straight ;)

But seriously the boy scouts are major fags but my troop had the hardest fucking sons of bitches there are. A lot of them went to West Point, we used to chant songs and military marches at 2am in the morning at camp to fuck with all the other troops.

>>73955144
already have the meme songs good to go

its this one thing you did (ohhhhh)

>>73955122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOYTfpHl0JA&t=13831s

I got the Crusader Kings 2 demo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

>>73955128
>dodging the draft
?

>>73955159
too dangerous, even if the road will be empty tonight

>>73955156
Do you have Riders On The Storm?
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFptt7Cargc

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BTFO

Jew York>Quckbeq

>>73955160
did you not follow the /gsg/ instructions for the full game?

>>73955122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_oOc3Zj0KU

>>73955185
>Canadians can't even win at their own game
Mulatto BTFO
Slav BTFO

>>73955185
>Scabs choking
No shit

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whats with all these dad songs being posted

>I-I DIDN'T EXPECT OR WANT THEM TO WIN ANYWAY

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Fuck sports especially hockey


Track and field is the only pure competition of athletic skill

>>73955207
when they call you daddy you gotta act the part
that includes listening to dad rock

>>73955207
Your dad has good taste

I would have made a solid 7/10 nazi

wtf

>>73955190
I couldn't download in good conscious because I'm a moralfag :(

Updating my graphics drivers right now desu

Here's non-dad music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af15ARAP3H4

So I asked /pol/ if girls would be happier if they were married off at age 16, or if they were allowed to make their own decisions. And everyone said they'd be happier in the long run if they were married young. In fact some said that 16 might be too old (despite 16 being the minimum legal age in most of the us).

I'm pretty sure it's just wishful thinking on their part. All the news articles I've read on the subject have said that girls forced into that sort of situation are miserable.

(Unless you count the archived ones from many years ago)

I'd probably have been sent to the gas chambers if Hitler was in power today

>>73955171
>tfw no ghost waifu for protection

Should I start reading the one punch man mangas? [y/n]:

>>73955270
>manga
No

>>73955270
just listen to the ost

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Episode 1:

>Bill holds up an Erlenmeyer flask. The audience ooohs.
>"Now this might look like water, but it's actually an aqueous solution."
>Audience starts clapping
>Electronic dance music starts playing
>Adam from the mythbusters comes out on a scooter with colorful beakers and a lab coat.
>Bill and Adam start dancing with beakers, audience cheers
>Record scratch, music abruptly stops
>Zoom into Bill's face, "Now let's get serious folks."
>"Can you believe there are still people who believe in God, and not climate change?"
>Audience erupts in laughter, more applause
>"Folks we have a very special guest here today to tell you why space is WOKE!"
>Neil DeGrasse Tyson comes out in a space suit
>Audience furiously clapping now, can barely contain themselves
>Tyson: "The potential for life is everywhere in the universe, Star Trek and Star Wars could be real!"
>Audience hands are now bleeding from all the clapping.
>Bill: "Well that's all the time we have today, join us next week when we tell you more about why science rocks!"
>Electric guitar solo, audience starts chanting aggressively "Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!" Their claps are now full repetitive nazi salutes.

>>73955258
Because you are non-white (or slavic) or because you are a degenerate?

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>all Canadians are scabs fans

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>califronian hockey teams
>>73955238
cmon, just download the full version, then if you like it you can buy it. I do that has half the time it wont run on my toaster. Tried "the witness" recently and determined it was too laggy for me

Slavs will be the last bastion of whiteness in Europe soon, and that's very sad.

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>>73955299
all three right here

>>73955238
dont do it, its full of viruses

>>73955305
t.Trojan injector

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The H6 series of subway cars began service in the Toronto subway in 1986, however judging by the seat upholstery this picture was probably taken after ~2002.

that means Adolf Hitler was alive in Toronto after 2000
What do we make of this, lads?

>>73955257
>forced ... miserable
no shit
Amish people get married much younger than most 1st worlders (and almost always without debt) at a considerably younger age, and the girls can marry people closer to their age

>>73955305
>just download the full version, then if you like it you can buy it.
I guess thats a good point to make..

>>73955311
Nope, Hungarians will

Germans are swarthy nonwhites and ""Prussians"" are Germanized Slavs and Balts.

>>73955294
he unironically looks like a villain now

>>73955324
Canada has secretly been playing the cute innocent neutral country, but its actually full of sleeper cell nazis.

>>73955278
I want to start reading a manga or maybe something else

>Muslim X-Men artist fired for hidden messages
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVBSatRm5MM

>>73955354
brits are pink and splochy. t me.

being white is confusing

>>73955369
Don't do it. Stay away from anything related to anime or manga.

It's kinda funny if you reverse the situation.

If my parents told me at age 16 that I was going to spend the rest of my life married to a well off older woman. Spending my days caring for our children, making the house look pretty, cooking for the family, and pleasing her sexually, i would be fucking overjoyed. That sounds like paradise to me.

Except I learned in highschool that that's the sort of hell that women fought tooth and nail to escape.

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>>73955372
>comic books

>>73955394
>anime

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>>73955386

Only because you are a pathetic loser with no goals or enjoyment besides the most basic carnal pleasures (sex)

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>>73955372
>Muslims are tolerant bro, they are the real victims of discrimination bro!

>>73955305
when I download, is it possible to import it into my Steam library somehow or could I potentially lose my whole account for that? I've never done this before

Normies are terrible at owning websites

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it's time

>>73954689

Literally me

I hate my fucking roommates

Once again he is throwing up in the bathroom after lest week he did the same fucking thing leaving it a mess and never even fully cleaned

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This is the ultimate strippercore song and you cant prove me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHRNSeuvzlM

>>73955439
shoot them

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YASSS

>>73955445
I should, he sounds like he is fucking dying, moaning and groaning

>>73955439
pierce them with a knife

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I live with may parents

I had a friend named Chad and he was a bit of an autist.

>>73955443
>dream on
uhh no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I

Ben Shapiro 2020

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>>73955455
what are my chances with this type of woman?

>>73955462

everything aerosmith is strippercore desu

>>73955461
The only person named Chad I have ever known was a homosexual, kinda ruins the meme for me.

>>73955426
i think there might be a way, but im not sure and dont want to say anything that can get your account locked. I only download single games due to my lack of knowledge of how it works.

There's literally nothing wrong with being a housewife.

>>73955470
extremely high

>>73955483
*single player games
>>73955484
my mom is unironically an anti feminist

>>73955464
Ben Shapiro is a great pundit, would be an awful politician

>>73955470
You have to be a redditor/nu-male to pick up those fem-autist/nerdy girls.

I wish I was born 80 years ago a nazi

I wish I was born 80 years ago so I could kill Nazis.

>>73955443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC7PEQnjKl4
>already has a stripper in it

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>le angry jew manlet is a great pundit

'no'

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>>73955513
>born a Nazi
You on the bottom right

>>73955513
i'd be an SS officer
you'd be some loser foot solider

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>>73955513
You arent alone

I thought the SS weren't actually part of the military

Germans are subhumans. I wish I could be part of the Masons/Illuminati so I could be part of the destruction of the German nation.

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>>73955528
maybe, my life would be less miserable though

I should have been born an English serf in the 14th century

>>73955513
>ywn make a ton of friends at a nazi youth camp
>ywn have a purpose to live for the furher
>ywn die at a young age and feel like you life had meaning
so many opportunities missed

What is operation paperclip?

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Someone got cucked by Hans

>>73955505
I'd imagine they wouldn't fall for the common things I've picked up on tinder

>>73955195

>Stacks every US team with a majority of Canadian players
>Woah bruh look at how good Americans are at hockey

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>>73955555

i eat nazis for breakfast

The new tribe called quest was disapointing

>>73955554
nope

>>73955542
They were paramilitary.

could plough a mean field

Nice, they actually cleaned it this time but my roommate looks like he's dead

Kind of conflicted because I hate Germans but the female friend has a German last name.

would take pleasure killing jews

>>73955408
H-hey i like video games too.

Besides i mentioned a bunch of things besides sex in that post.

You're right though. I am a pathetic loser with a tiny cock. That's why the fantasy of being forced to be together with someone be is so appealing.

If I was a confident and beautiful woman I'm sure I could understand how horrible women had it back then.

Ashkenazi Jews are German converts. This is why Germans must be wiped out.

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>>73955629
>Ashkenazi Jews are German converts.
Genetically they actually resemble Italians

>>73955639
It's just that Italian resemble middle easterners

>>73955639
False
>Only 46% to 50% of the DNA in the 128 samples originated with the group of people who were also the ancestors of the Flemish people in the study
http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-ashkenazi-jews-dna-diseases-20140909-story.html

I don't like sleeping. Sure staying awake 24/7 would be boring, but it's just so inconvenient when you still need to do things but you have to go to sleep.

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ever find anything interesting while browsing street view?

>>73955664
can you not do it in the morning

>>73955609
>>73955552
>le muzzie meme
Hopefully you hate britain and france just as much.

>>73955572
I like how not only you make it sound like this fuck has any say in who plays in the NHL, but also make it sound like people outside of Canada watch that shit.

Fucking lower ratings than women's soccer at this point. What's even more pathetic is, aren't half the teams from US states below the Mason-Dixon, states which see less snow and ice than what you get in your average snow cone during the summer. PATHETIC.

>>73955672
i used to like looking at all those bizarre and creepy street view findings on /x/

>>73955672
What a beautiful display of the vibrant African American culture.
>>73955685
I said nothing about Muslims, you insecure Kraut.

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tfw probably a modern nazi

>>73955664
I need a tranquilizer.

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>>73955656
https://www.geneticliteracyproject.org/2013/10/08/ashkenazi-jewish-women-descended-mostly-from-italian-converts-new-study-asserts/


https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms3543
>In our unpublished database of 6991 HVS-I sequences, however, we identified two Italian samples with the 16176A marker, which we completely sequenced. We confirmed that they belong to N1b2 but diverge before the Ashkenazi lineages ~5ka, nesting the Ashkenazi cluster (Fig. 6; Supplementary Table S5). This striking result suggests that the Italian lineages may be relicts of a dispersal from the Near East into Europe before 5ka, and that N1b2 was assimilated into the ancestral Ashkenazi population on the north Mediterranean

>Despite widely differing interpretations of autosomal data, these results in fact fit well with genome-wide studies, which imply a significant European component, with particularly close relationships to Italians3,4,6,7.

>These analyses suggest that the first major wave of assimilation probably took place in Mediterranean Europe, most likely in the Italian peninsula

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_studies_on_Jews#Mt-DNA_of_Ashkenazi_Jews

> The study estimated that Ashkenazi Jews are descended on their paternal side from a core population of approximately 20,000 Jews that migrated from Italy into the rest of Europe over the course of the first millennium, and that "All European Jews seem connected on the order of fourth or fifth cousins."

>Behar and colleagues have remarked on an especially close relationship between Ashkenazi Jews and modern Italians, particularly Tuscans.[5][6][7]

>>73955722
>Tuscans
Don't particularly care for them anyway.

>>73955700
It's just what follows most of the time. It's just getting annoying by now, 'cause everybody acts like we'd be Iran or some shit.
Then give me your reasons to hate this country.

>>73955664
maintain a consistent sleep schedule even if it's from 12 to 4 and it wont be such a hassle

>>73955739
Sure, you are a Germanic Lombard ;)

After browsing Detroit for a while on street view I've found the average home is a small single story house with a big yard and on overgrown sidewalk.

The pictures you see of entire blocks demolished and vacant are an exception

jsut consumed half a pound of plasticky, processed bologna

>>73955743
>Then give me your reasons to hate this country.
Because it's full of Germans.
>>73955748
Germanic =/= German
Lombards originated from Scandinavia, migrated through Germany, and ended up in Italy.

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Where have all the good men gone

>>73955743
>>73955702
redpill me on 128 mms

wish i lived near a 24 hour deli

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MUST watch video

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>>73955783
BEHOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3o7_odvms

>Dutch meme politician who will have no impact on politics in the Netherlands
HERE COME DAT GARY tier

best sandwich:
turkey, genoa, prosciutto, havarti, spinach, onion, pickled onion, pickles, salt and vinegar kettle chips, mayo, mustard, vinegar, on rye.

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>New Cuxico voices his opinion
Don't make me tell your daddy you've been a naughty boy

>>73955810
ham and cheese with swiss and pickles on a sub bun > grilled cheese > every other sandwich in existance

HERE COME DAT THIERRY
>>73955810
Too many toppings.

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Just had a blast bowling with the buds and nightdriving home to Carpenter Brut and S U R V I V E

What've you been up to buds?

>>73955810
do you put the kettle chips on the sandwinch

>>73955844
sounds gay, don't you have any female freinds?

>>73955844
well i smoked a bowl and listened to the carpenters

>>73955853
yes, that's very important

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HERE COMES DAT DADDIES BOY

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>>73955810
>>73955839
>>73955842
Wouldn't you prefer a british staple?

I don't know why I want to be friends with Oyster Bay so badly, I just do

>>73955883
>>73955883
>>73955883
>>73955883
New

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Latino filled state?

>>73955866
Yeah but they were humping their boyfriends tonight

Dumb faggots

>>73955870
Smoking's bad for you
Try vaping instead bud

>>73955895
i don't have dry herb atomizer yet
so it's bong hits until then

>>73955458
Cute

>>73955481

Only Chad I've ever known in my life is my shitty uncle, who has like 8 kids across 4 women and is a literal Chad archetype.

Meme works flawlessly for me