Ask an Icelander anything.

how's the chin going

insult swedish people in danish

>>73951657
the hair is thin and the chin is chin

>>73951636
so which number locaiton are you in the map

>>73951636
Is living in snow comfy?

>>73951636
Is your country comfy?
Are you very big and strong?
Are you good at chess?

>>73951692
6

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>>73951636
Do you fug your cousins?

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>>73951711
yes

>>73951636
I want to fuck you but your too far away?

>>73951718
have you and the other icelandic met up and fought yet? if not, when?

>>73951715
>Is your country comfy?
yes
>Are you very big and strong?
not really (shamfur dispray)
>Are you good at chess?
not at all

>>73951749
He can come to my town
waiting on him

>>73951727
not yet

>>73951742
bit of a problem

>>73951636
Are icelandic people religious?

>>73951850
Nope, not at all.
unlike Faroe

>>73951793
pls meet with him.. and pls get with stutter guy

>>73951964
..one day he said he wasnt interested

>>73951636
What types of animals are there?

>>73951749
>>73951793
>>73951964
what? why? who?

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>>73952008
Reindeer
Foxes (I shoot a lot of those fuckers)
Mink
Seals
Birds of all types

>>73952035
fight fight fight fight fight

>>73951636
Are the roads everywhere on the island so you can drive to every part of it?

is it warm enough to go to the beach in the summer? is your summer the same as the american summer? do you have nice beaches there?

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>>73952270
yeah
we have a road that goes around the country

>>73952314
uhh no
think there is some beach in reykjavík
>is your summer the same as the american summer?
but anon I dont know how the american summer is

>tfw not living in 7

>>73952117
>Foxes (I shoot a lot of those fuckers)
So they have a large-ish population?

Is LazyTown popular in Iceland?

>>73952498
Yeah
depends what part of the country though
I know a guy that hunts them with dogs

Why did my parents leave it ._.

>>73952457
june to august

>>73952602
yeah that is our summer too
the first day of summer of was last 420 though

join us

Does Iceland have good gyms? I would guess so since you have so many strongmans

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>>73952568
I remember you

>>73952683
Yeah
But like jón the big said "all these muscle guys aren't just eating skyr they're on steroids like 75% of them"

damn why do i always confuse iceland and greenland in my mind?? they are both kinda abstract northern cunts to me so i was thinking of greenland when reading this thread then realized it is actually iceland.

>>73951673
>danish
what's that?

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>>73952721
Because you are american?
>>73952679
no

how do i get an icelandic qt 3.14

>>73952777
step 1: be icelandic

>>73952721
I didn't know people actually live in Greenland. I thought it was uninhabitated desu

>>73952888
>german education

>>73951636
So uh what do Icelandic girls think of foreigners?

*cough* What do they think of Australians *cough*

>>73952938
If australian girls like you they will like you

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>>73952938

>>73952959
Cool cool

So uh do the Icelandic people see Greenlanders as bros or are they hated like how we hate the New Zealanders?

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>>73953006
one of our largest mistakes was not molding a stronger relationship with our closest neighbors

>>73953031
So I guess they hate you huh?

your alphabet is really cool

>>73952888
I lived in Greenland for a year and a half. It's true, there's literally fucking nothing out there

>>73953069
what where you doing there?

>>73953053
not really
when a greenlandic sailor killed an icelandic girl they lit candles infront of the icelandic embassy

>>73952888
Well I thought so too at some point since I literally knew nothing about them. But there are occasional threads on Greenland and there is one or two anons posting from there. That's what threw me off.

góður þráður félagi

>>73951715
let me answer this too
>Is your country comfy?
Yes, depends on your personality though I guess.
>Are you very big and strong?
lol nope
wake me up inside.webm
>Are you good at chess?
Alright I guess

>>73952763
i bet it is not just americans who know very little about iceland and especially greenland

>>73953091
Satellite control for the military.
It was cool, I worked with a lot of Danes

who's iceland's biggest rival?

Would you like to add any names to the approved list that you all have to take your names from?

How does that naming convention shit work in the first place?

>>73953217
denmark

>>73953217
probably Denmark, but just in a friendly banter kind of way.

>>73953190
Sounds nice, wouldn't mind spending a summer or so working over there.

>>73953226
no
>i want to name my kid shitfuck mcelvis
>no

>>73953217
Britain.

4th Cod War when?

Is there porn from Iceland?

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>>73953319
I wouldn't mind another one
nothing unites a country like a dispute with another country

>>73953329
I have seen like 1 vid

>>73953329
some nudes on here:
https://www.chansluts.com/general/iceland/

>>73953375
Are there any traditions that involve nudity? Like how the Finnish have nude sauna, the Germans have nude beaches, the Japanese have nude hot springs, etc.

>>73953429
getting naked and showering before going into a public pool

>>73953349
haha those haircuts
freedom and rock'n'roll baby
probably britboos deep inside

>>73953421
Are there any nude beaches in Iceland?

>>73953421
lmao had forgotten about that think I checked it daily when I was in 9-10th grade

also didnt know that girl that was fucked in a public bathroom was aron can's syster

btw if you dont know who aron can is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H8HthXMWQg

>>73951636
Do you find it inconvenient for the island to be far from the continent?
generally speaking, is Iceland boring for the young?

>>73953520
we dont have beaches hahahhah
>>73953421
replying to a bunch of threads on there

>>73953601
>Do you find it inconvenient for the island to be far from the continent?
yeah, very
>generally speaking, is Iceland boring for the young?
As a "young" aka just turned 18
No there is always something to do

>>73953613
Ekki gleyma Nauthólfsvík, aðalströnd evrópu :^)
og goodshit, ekki mikið af góðu stöffi þarna eins og er

Is your country thinking about opening the doors for 3rd world workers?

I really admire your cunt, please say no.

Also, what's the relation you guys have with foreigners?

>>73953707
>Nauthólfsvík
fer fólk þangað bara ándjóks

>>73953714
Can I get a less common question?

>>73953714
Eh not as far as I know. These cunts have nothing to offer to us. And well there's a bunch of Poles here, the ones I've met have been alright guys.

>>73953726
Ef það kemur smávegis sól getur þú verið viss um að fullt af fíflum komi þangað
Býrðu á höfuðborgarsvæðinu?

>>73951636
How come you people make so much good music, considering your size?

Also, what does the economy of Iceland consist of? Fish, oil, IT?

What do you think of foreigners coming over (atleast the European ones) and living there?

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>>73953817
>Býrðu á höfuðborgarsvæðinu?
Nei drengur ak city/sveit þegar ég fullur

>>73953764
Alright.

Gradschool, I'm thinking about doing it around the globe. Is there any possibility for a scholarship? Are there many international students in your unis?

>>73953764
Do your schools use blackboards or whiteboards?

>>73953764
How is global warming affecting your country? ...politically, ....environmental, ....economically, etc.

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>>73953829
>How come you people make so much good music, considering your size?
uhh
that's a good question
have some kef LAVÍK
https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik
>Also, what does the economy of Iceland consist of? Fish, oil, IT?
fish and aluminium
>What do you think of foreigners coming over (atleast the European ones) and living there?
ehh the poles are bit weird. No I don't want to have beer on Wednesday night I have school and work tomorrow

>>73953842
whiteboard, do schools in any modern countries still use blackboard?

>>73951636
what is the best eve ship

>>73953833
goodshit. Norðurlandið er besti partur þessa lands. Ég sjálfur er ættaður úr skagafyrði = besti fjörðurinn
>>73953849
our domestic polarbears are dying. But that's mostly because we shoot them whenever they come here lol

>>73953764
Do you have AC in your cars and houses? Do you watch American sports? Are you prisons comfy or meh? Do you have colleges or do you usually leave to study in Denmark? What kind of vegetables do you grow in your backyard?

>>73953925
*skagafirði
fokk.

>>73951636
I'm going to spend a night in your country next week. What are the chances of me seeing the Northern Lights there?

>>73953909
i doubt it, ivent seen a blackboard since like 3rd grade
>>73953904
by a beer you mean getting wasted? having like 3 beers in wednesdays is GOAT

>>73953943
My Chevy van doesn't have AC. it's fucking shit

>>73953842
Whiteboards what do you think we are poor or something?
>>73953849
mhmhmhmmhmhmhm
guess some of our glaciers are shrinking and our leftist parties dont like that

>>73953979
do you ever feel like you need it?

>>73953964
He is talking about sharing a 24 pack of small beers
enough for to me get absolutely pissed

>>73953904
>https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik
I don't listen to hip hop that much.

Sigur Ros, Kaleo, Bjork, Solstafir, Agent Fresco, Olafur Arnalds and most recently these guys, they're godly:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFkNeI-pJ8&t=435s

>>>73954020
>he can't solo a 24 pack of beers
Though you Nordic cunts could match us in drinking, oh well, the Russians and the Finns can keep up atleast.

>>73954004
Eh rarely, only on particularly hot days. But you can live without it.

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>>73953960
The chances shrink with everyday

>>73954020
yeh, anything above 12 cans isnt for midweek lmao

>>73953925
AYYY
á helling af ætingjum í skagafirði
er líka með strák í tíma úr skagafirði og hann sgrrralaarr

>>73953909
>>73953993
Are you trolling me back? Because i was asking a troll question.
I haven't been at high school for 4 years, but we still used black boards.
At at my university, some departments (like the department for economic sciences) use whiteboards, and other departments (like the department for mathematics and computer science) use blackboards, but generally i feel like it doesn't really matter and it's a waste of money to switch boards just for the heck of it

>>73954050
>Though you Nordic cunts could match us in drinking
I think I recall reading Icelanders drink the least alcohol per capita of the Nordics by far.

>>73954050
>Sigur Ros, Kaleo, Bjork, Solstafir, Agent Fresco, Olafur Arnalds
only really popular outside iceland

I'm also a lightweight, usually drink some dry moonshine when I wanna get drunk

>>73954131
I don't I have ever seen a blackboard in my 12 years in school

>>73954170
MODS

why are there so many irish in iceland or just in that one area ?

>>73954191
18 hehe :)

>>73954116
Oh shit, hvar í skagafirði?
Á fullt á ættingjum við og sunnan við Mælifellshnjúkinn, og svo á króknum og í Varmahlíð

>>73954153
Why aren't they popular in Iceland? From what I've seen wandering around YouTube, Icelanders mostly listen to normie basic pop and /fa/ggot hiphop.

It pretty good music, especially Sigur Ros and Bjork, Sigur Ros is life.

>>73954224
í sveit í kringum krókinn
hitti þetta fólk bara í fermingum og svoleiðis

>>73954281
it's just indie shit nobody has ever said to me "want to get wasted and listen to sigur rós?"

>>73954331
That's not what I meant, but I understand that it isn't the type of music that'd be playing in a club. I just thought that more people appreaciated them.

>>73953960
Our cars have AC
My friend has a webasto hester from an RV in his truck

>>73954377
>that it isn't the type of music that'd be playing in a club
There's your reason

>>73951636
What cities or landmarks are ruined by tourists

>>73954774
All of them

Is Icelandic the same all across the island? Is there any noticable dialect?

>>73954927
Southerners are soft jawed so they misspronouce a lot

>>73952533
they are number one

>>73954927
it's pretty much the same all over. Dialects were systematically eliminated from the language by a powerful puritan movement, around the beginning to the middle of the 20th century.

Tiny remnants of strange pronunciation still remains in parts of the island but they're usually very slight. At least compared to real dialects in larger languages.

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When did you realize shower posting is the only way to post

>>73955080
>nivea
pleb

>>73955300
My sister uses that

Do you have cemeteries or it is too cold?

>>73955363
are you showering with your sister?

>>73955409
I live a 15 min walk from one

>>73955425
Nah

>>73955080
post nudes

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Out of the shower now

how many of your cousins have you unwittingly absconded with?

>>73955520
0
Note: I have had 5 sexual partners

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Did Islam take over in iceland yet?

>>73955549
I once asked a refugee if I wanted to have a drink hahahah

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>>73955549

I have that exact same plastic axe

>>73955601
what do you do with it?

>>73952684
Y-y-you do ?

>>73952415
that looks fun

>>73955644

it's wielded by the scarecrow that sits on my porch on Halloween

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>>73955684
Yeah your parents are icelanders that moved to portugal
Sound like hippies
>>73955711
It is fun

How well do you understand other Nordic languages like Danish, Norwegian, or Swedish?

Is it true that you can understand Old Norse sagas without much difficulty?

http://www.automobilemag.com/news/shackleton-returns-in-a-hyundai-santa-fe/
When will foreigners recognize that this is triumph by icelanders not shackleton or hyundai? Arctic trucks isnt even mentioned

>>73955973
>danish
Had to learn this for 4 years and dont speak a word
>norwegian
Guess I can sorta read it
>swedish
A bit inbeetwen

>Is it true that you can understand Old Norse sagas without much difficulty?
Yeah

>>73956129
Can you understand any German words?

Dann fahren wir nach Hause, wo er meine Frau fickt. Das ist das zweite Geschenk. Sie hat auch schon viele Arten von Geschlechtskrankheiten. Jedes Mal, wenn sie schwanger wird, schenkt sie mir ein schwarzes Kind, das auch Geschlechtskrankheiten hat. Das ist das größte Geschenk, zu wissen, dass meine Kinder mehr weiße Frauen infizieren werden.