/cum/

/cum/

lol cum
fuck drumpf
tfw no asian boi pussy berry

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>>73951373
First for removing quffar juden

Ate a lot of pineapple

fuck whites fuck non-whites

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Stop posting gooks

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>>73951405

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>when I see a baby seal

At what age do you tell your daughter that she needs to give up on her dreams of being a vet because being held down and bred is all girls are good for?

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>>73951445

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Big fan of big anime tiddies

>>73951450
12
i snuck in her room when mommy was sleeping.
i think thats the night we had our little talk

>>73951412
>lol cum
haha yeah it's pretty clever

>fuck drumpf
agree 100%

>tfw no asian boi pussy berry
gay

>>73951487
you're into drawings

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*is still listening to the Tour de France soundtrack by Kraftwerk*

>>73951415
hitler spurdo is adorable

Watching jack teacher never go back buds. TV is shit tonight so gotta stream this shit. Can't imagine what people did in hospitals fifty years ago.

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fuck the new York rangers

>>73951571
>oh no i can't reach that thing on the top shelf better call jack reacher

sometimes I think about riding my bike again then I remember the probability of getting doored, sideswiped, right-hooked etc, so I just stay inside and browse /n/

*marches toward the Canadian border*

>>73951496
Did she cry?

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>>73951613

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AHAHAHAHAHA Quckbec BTFO by Jew York

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Sup fags

>>73951665
pretty go- waid, did you just call me a fag?

>>73951642
naw, don't worry. i provided aftercare and cuddles

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ywn have a daughter and take her virginity

>>73951698
Wouldn't you rather live in a world where she doesn't have to endure that sort of heartbreak. Where you don't have to watch her cry as she realizes the futility of her dreams.

>>73951737
feelin' comfy?

Do you have stairs in your house?

>>73951804
yeah, it's been making me sweat to walk up them lately...

>>73951804
yes
two sets if you count the basement

>>73951683
Yes

>>73951766
what over realizing some of your dreams might not come true
it's called life ya dingus. i always wanted to be goku from dragon ball z but did that ever happen, no.
and you realize that women dominate the veterinary job market. vet clinics hire more women than men.
don't even try to fuck with me on this

>>73951854
oh :(

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>tfw Montreal comes back in the 3rd

>>73951829
>>73951840
Fuxking newfags

>>73951859
Sure now they do. We're living in a temporary age where women can get away with not having enough children to replace the population.

But unless something changes they will eventually lose the "rights" they currently enjoy.

What goes on in Wyoming?

>>73951987
butt fucking

>>73951910
I've been here longer than thou

>>73951987
!!!

>>73951967
Wouldn't it be better for places like the San Francisco Bay Area if there were less people?

brokeback mountain was filmed just outside of calgary

REALLY makes you think

why don't americans call niggers alabama wind chimes anymore

>>73952033
not if you mean "fewer whites. the same amount of nonwhites"

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>>73951987
>Go to Wyoming
>Nobody wyomes
what the hell

>>73952067
My post was connected to:
>not having enough children to replace the population.

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What's it like to move out of your parents house

millions of people are out having sex right now and I just wanked to an animated image of Daphne from scooby doo smearing peanut butter on her asshole with scooby licking it off

where did it all go so wrong

>>73952063
because the klan doesn't fucking lynch them anymore. what the fuck is wrong with you, sicko?

>>73952036
ummmm no sweetie

>>73952036
they filmed part of the revnant up there too so it evens out

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tendies for dinner

chune


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKYGaEafv4g

>>73952110
cheeky wank lad

>>73952123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Oj-eZqpHE

>>73952033
There's tons of empty space in America. The overcrowding problem in San fran will fix itself by becoming so shitty no one wants to live there.

cum lol

wish my iq was low enough to enjoy anime

the republicans are the party of diversity

>>73952187
you're late

Are girls that are married off at 16 more or less happy than girls that get to make their own life decisions?

>>73952273
no

>>73952273
Anyone who makes their own life decisions is going to gain life experience and ultimately be happier in the long run.

my mom says I have a great sense of humour but she's the only one who finds me funny

wooooo!
my dad finally came through and gave me some free bud

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>>73951373
the fuck am I reading

>Baked chicken at target temp
>Juices arent running clear yet

Help

>>73952345
i'm sure it's fine

>make a generic thread that gets posted at least once a month on /a/
>get lots of (You)s

So this is the power...of reposting...

>>73952344
I was asking the same thing in the last thread someone clarified go back and read it

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it's time

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>>73952382
I'm...dense?

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>>73952433
yeah that was me lol

ever wonder why bar mitzvah and Hezbollah sound so similar?

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>>73952461

>>73952474
me on the left

I am quite content with the Nationals' performance recently.

Togos > Quiznos > Shit > Subway

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threads today have been nothing but shitty

how do we fix /cum/

>>73952501
get rid of politics and be nice

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>normal shift has 10 people
>this shift has 3
Should be interesting. At least I'm sobering up

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>>73952169
Where could have anime addicts been doing if it didn't exist? Could we, as a world, have achieved something greater that we currently do not have?

>>73952501
get rid of namefags and coalburner reaction images

guys are alcohol shots dangerous

>>73952544
your face is dangerous because its ugly

>>73952544
ethanol is a poison

>>73952544
yeah if ur 12

straightXedge

>>73952561
>>73952562
>>73952573
how much is too dangerous

*screams*

Wonder if I should watch another movie after jack reacher is done in ten mins

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why is he wearing an armband that says nigger

>>73952605
2

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>>73952501
More 3d less 2d

>>73952627
cause japs hate niggers

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>drink some tea that's supposed to help me sleep
>become more alert
what le fuck

*reads a biography of Geoffrey Chaucer*
hmm yes quite

>>73952627
Anime enforces a racist and xenophobic world view.

Fact: Hitler allied with Japan. Think about that for a moment...

>>73952699
warm milk and melatonin

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Anonymous quotes?

>>73952708
nice

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fuck drumpf

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kinda wanna quit my job desu
morning shifts are killing me and my manager won't give me noon shifts

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>>73952780
welcome to blumpf's america

Kind of want to be an electrician for a few years

>>73952780
and fuck donald

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>>73952820

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>>73952855

gf just sent me this when i asked what she was listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgW3WhlP1Kg
told me she would dump me if i didnt think the austro-hungarian empire should reunite

>canadian hockey teams

>>73952803
Just go to bed earlier my dude

>>73952803
keep woring until you find a job in a call centre

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73952699
What kind of tea did you drink?

A Canadian hockey team won't win the Stanley Cup within my lifetime

*breeds your gf*
*aggressively*

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>still at DEFCON 5 only

*makes a half decent post*

The Nation of Islam and other Black "Radicals" and "Extremists" were necessary because it made MLK look moderate, otherwise MLK would've been "Radical" and "Extremist". The worse they could label King was an "Agitator", but believe me they wanted to label him worse.

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>>73952873
I've tried to a lot
I've been working these shifts for 3 months and I can literally never fall asleep before 12am - 1am and I usually get 4-6 hours sleep at best
I can lay down at 9pm and I still won't fall asleep before then and it always leaves me tired as hell all day

>>73952895
sleepytime extra

>''In a move that may affect the protracted Raqqa offensive, Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS/ISIL) terrorists have “essentially moved” their so-called capital in Syria to the eastern province of Deir ez-Zor''
Can you get any more coward?

>hurr we not scared of kuffar kurds durrr
>we will take 'em on in Raqqa

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>>73952872
>American """""Hockey"""""

>>73952780
who's drumpf and what did he do to piss you off?

>>73952969
If it contains valerian you could try orange blossom tea instead.

Doing a think

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I've been applying to more summer jobs.

name 1 (ONE) sport canadians are good at

What do you think about Mark Twain?

>>73953085
I literally can't

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>>73953110

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>>73953129
>olympics
>where amateurs play other amateurs

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>>73953074
I should really be applying to more jobs, but I'm just on the verge of giving up at this point.

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>>73953155
>being this autistic

>>73953102
i don't

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i want to learn how to draw

>>73953219
start practicing RIGHT NOW

>>73953162
I had to do an exam for one. Hopefully they tell me if I get an interview or not in the next few days.

There's basically 3 rules of trigonometry, all of which can be solved with an $8 scentiific calculator

Remind me why mathematics is such an esteemed college major

>>73953102
the adventures of tom sawyer. the adventure of huckleberry finn. classics

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>>73953302
i'm trying to again
i actually completely finished a drawing for the first time in years
it's horrible but it's a step towards overcoming the issue i had where i always start stuff, hate it, and then just close it out without saving it or ever even finishing a sketch let alone the full thing.

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hmmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL6UVdmqXcJlBhfdbnuyi-cW6E2TIE292i&v=qsLqsqbObyg

my life would've been much better if mom decided to abort me

>>73953102
Do you want to paint a fence? I really enjoy painting. But I would let you paint for a few hours.

>>73953352
this stuff is bretty good desu

why was chocolate rain such a meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUzRXfyThvE&feature=youtu.be

i made a meme xD

>>73952501
>lalo landa es el autista que postea cara

no me sorpende honestamente

>Just saw two women vaping
I didn't know people actually did this...

>>73953407
he look like he 12 but sound like he 40 :D

>>73953407
No idea. Just found out the video got more than 100 million views. Maybe it was luck?

>>73953345
post it the picture

>>73953407
it was forced

Dear /cum/ fascists,

This is ANTIFA.

Congratulations! You've got a reaction from us. That's what you wanted, right?

Well, I've decided that I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you.

Your pitiful right-wing conspiracy anti Semitic talks are hilarious. Spewing your racism and putting up proxies are level 1. Can you hack into encrypted files? Can you tear through firewalls without leaving a mark? Your silly little proxie won't protect you. I have hacked into many computers and spied on many users from here. I've hacked into games. I've been hacking since I've owned a computer. It's what I was raised to do.

You have no idea the extent of fear you should be feeling. All you are is a community filled with neo nazi lies and spewing your sexist and racist poison into the well of the people's right to diversity and freedom of living! Have you ever murdered anyone? I have no empathy for you lot and would enjoy peeling the skin off your faces.

You think I'm giving you all an empty threat? Believe that. I have contacts in dark places that you don't want to know about. If you live near me then fear for your life.

Track my ip if you want too but I am smart enough to use library computer. Hack into my account if you want too, it'll just make it easier to find you.

With love,

ANTIFA

P.S. I would fear for your racist lives if you still can

>>73953480
Fuck Drumpf

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>>73953302
>>73953345
I really want to learn how to draw, too.
I keep telling myself I'll start some day. Never do.

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>>73953480
suck my dick

>>73953474
Why was it forced? Also could it be that all memes are forced?

>>73953480
>Congratulations! You've got a reaction from us. That's what you wanted, right?
No. I don't want this wall of text. Go home!

If I give you the direction to my house, would you come?

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>>73953452
the meme is real

>>73953500
This

Also fuck black and white """people"""'

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tfw know what a firewall is

>>73953561
bad. bois can't be wives

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time for dinner

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how do you call something with entangled colors like this, while implying that it's funny but without being offensive and in a way that doesn't feel too direct?

>>73953561
plot twist; your crush is me

>>73953561
You might as well bend over right now, the D trains comin

>>73953561
Hey babe its your crush

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What firewalls do you know, /cum/?

For me it's just iptables, Firewaalld and Cisco ACLs

people naturally hate authority.
This is why black people hate cops and white people hate religion. black people grow up and cops ruin their ghetto fun, and white people grow up and their nominally religious suburban upbringing restricts their own degenerate tendencies (why white people aren't prone to ghetto shit but more prone to being tranny or pedo or prank shit). Humans are naturally rebellious. Realizing we all must willingly submit to our leaders in order to achieve a true sense of freedom, and that true "freedom freedom" would be terrible, is a important part of growing up and maturing

>>73953618
You're wrong tho

one time while on a date in highschool I excused myself to take a piss and sneezed while peeing and peed all over my pants

>>73953630
all right

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>>73953640
>tfw never got asked out on dates

Who needs women anyway when I have my 2D lolis

>>73953618
that's not true tho

>>73953670
normally you're the one that asks them out
not the other way around

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>>73953688
Well I guess it wouldn't matter Winne I've never had a gf

the beatles are overrated. they made catchy tunes but their songs aren't particularly well written

>>73953688
fucking sexist

Watching grosse point blank now buds
Then read a bit, sleep, IV, sleep, post menu on cum

>>73953688
Why is it like this?

stop being such pussies
you just gotta ask em out not a big deal

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>>73953751
>you just gotta ask em out not a big deal
>"um ew gross no"

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>tfw really self-conscious when walking in public
>tfw moving my legs and my arms manually

>>73953711
bob dylan was better

>>73953751
first one said no

that hurt

second one said yes

felt good

third one said no

didn't give a fuck

It becomes an endless cycle of yes or no, but you no longer give a fuck if they say either

>>73953763
buzz buzz :^)

>>73953770
better writer yeah, but I really wish he had someone else sing his songs 2bh

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>>73953751
>you just ask em out not a big deal
>"sorry I don't date Niggers"

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>>73953765
>>tfw really self-conscious when walking in public
>>tfw moving my legs and my arms manually

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>>73953793
She's a good girl that listened to daddy.

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>>73953751
I gave a up a long time ago.
5 more years until wizardhood.

If I had to be born in another country I'd wish to be born in Ireland.

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>>73953751
>not a big deal
it would be the biggest deal of my life so far

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>>73953805
But I'm not a real nigger man

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I think I have a plan for my life.

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>>73953819
Scotland for me lad

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>>73953801
whats wrong with running shoes

>>73953801
>someone got so booty blasted about being a beta they made a straw man of their perceived "Chad" enemies

*fly down with my one wing*
hmph... so ur tails...

>liking a girl but not asking her out
Why?

>>73953855
fear of rejection, especially if shes someone you'll have to see again

>tfw manually breathing
>tfw manually vomiting

>>73953855
Why ask her out when you can just fap to pictures of her

>tfw manually feeling

>tfw manually shifting gears

>>73953874
>tfw manually shutting off your computer and going outside

>>73953863
So what if you have to see her again? It might be a little awkward for a weak but she'll get over it. And why fear rejection? Do you not wake up because you're afraid that you'll have a bad day?

>>73953855
I don't know any unmarried girls on a first name basis

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ah yes les habitants

>>73953896
Are you in your forties?

>>73953893
because girls gossip and will make sure everyone knows, and it will be more difficult to build relationships in that environment because you'll be that creepy anon with no self awareness who asked out Jessica

>>73953578
motley?

saw so many clever science puns and funneh Rick and Morty themed signs while marching today :)

we ended global racism :)

>>73953915
Are you in middle school?

>>73953915
oh god what a nightmare. how would you ever recover
you need to drop this negative attitude

What if hell is real buds?

>>73953954
then all the black people will go there

>>73953903
damnit to hell...the only other team i like is the pittsburgh pens

>>73953942
>>73953953
its a legitimate fear
>>73953954
then you better get right with God while you can

>having so little self confidence and such a low self esteem that you're afraid of getting rejected once
Honestly pathetic.

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>>73953968
But not us good black people r-right?

>>73953912
I'm 21 years old

>>73953954
It is but it's different from what the typical Baptist preacher would lead to to believe that it's like.

>>73953953
ok Mom

Just get tinder you fucking homos.

When you finally get to the "show me your dick ;)" text, do what she asks. If she says no, shrug about it and swipe to another whore.

>>73953989
Then how do you not know any unmarried girls? Is your mom the only female you know?

>>73953973
i know, you don't have to tell me
I once asked out a girl in high school and she said yes, then our mutual friend told me that she only said yes because she felt bad for me. the relationship lasted 5 days. 3 days not counting the weekend

>>73953999
What's hell like?

americans are nothing but entertainment to me

>>73954018
That's nothing to beat yourself up about. You're not going to become less of a social retard if you sit inside all day and are too afraid to talk to girls you like.

>>73954017
I'm excluding the pakistanig girl I used to work with because she's kind of fat
also my sister

>>73954028
>swipe to another whore.

im taking a mental shit inside my pants

want to kill myself haha

>>73954006
why

Windows is for people who don't know how to use a computer

keep entertaining me with music, moves etc

dance monkey dance

absolutely fucking freezing
didn't know it was possible to die of hypothermia when it's 21 C

>>73954040
What do you do all day? Do you just never go out?

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>Windows is for people who don't know how to use a computer

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>>73954057
dont you want pussy?

>>73954078
Please don't shame the unemployed

India is a peace land.

>>73954089
not particularly

>>73954063
go fuck yourself

>>73954039
but I will become more of a social retard if I do go out and face constant rejection. I feel like I have just enough self awareness to realize I'm a natural reject and loser and going out will just validate it in a heart shattering way that I don't need or want

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>not particularly

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lol when Toronto guy said he was 21 years old I thought "wow he's so young". But then I remembered I'm also 21 years old hahaha...

I need to stop stressing so much about my life.

>>73954063
>dance monkey dance
Thats very racist Anon

>>73954115
Then don't ask out random girls who you barely know or have nothing in common with.

>>73954122
>>73954124
who the fuck are you

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>>73954148
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>73954144
I don't do that

blending a banana in my protein shake today, bros

*kills self*

>>73954144
t. Dr. Phil

why does steve1989 shake so much

>>73954159
Then how will you face constant rejection? Because if you do, you're either asking out girls who you barely know or the girls you are asking out are out of your league.

>>73954149
Why'd you give me a (You)?

>>73954124
>tfw 27

>>73954122
retard

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*jumps off*

>>73954172
I'll PHIL your ass with my big ol' dick, fag

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>tfw 21, but in fact I have no girlfriend

>>73954181
I don't even know any girls outside of work.

>>73954195
>UBER

how the fuck did they get up there

>>73954201
sounds like something a faggot would say

>>73954195
Do a barrel roll

>>73954204
they say if you can't find a gf before 21, you'll never get one

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>>73954124
don't post my gf please

>>73954186
everyone deserves one

>>73954214
walk

>tfw 24, built like a brick shithouse

>>73954205
Well then make a Tinder account or go do something that isn't just work or sitting at home. Go volunteer or something.

Im gonna beat up all you nerds and drink your dr pepper in front of you hahahahahha

ahahhahahahahhahahah

hahahahha also give me all your vape juices

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>>73954229
NOOOOOOOOOO

just joking laddies, you'll see many more of my shitposts for years to come

i deserve a gf

>>73954240
idk how to talk to people and I give off loser vibes

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>>73954264

Son...

I don't get why people complain about >tfw no gf or >tfw no friends when they don't give themselves the chance to make friends or get a girlfriend.
>>73954265
It's not gonna get any better if you never talk to people in the first place.

>>73954265
dude just go through missed connections on craigslist until you see another shy maiden that noticed you and made a post about you

wow

showtime at the apollo is fucking racist

>black performer does horrid
>crowd cheers loudly
>good non-black performer does fantastic
>BOOOOO

>>73954258
post donger

>>73954283
you just don't understand the masochist lifestyle because you're a stupid normalfaggot

>>73954204
23 here
This is the year.

>>73954293
that's a bit gay

It's 6.95"

>>73954283
I know I'm just making excuses. I'm just afraid of rejection
>>73954285
explain

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Remember:

You only have yourself to blame.

>>73954287
SO
SO
SO
LEMME TELL YALLS ABOUT WYPIPO
SO LIKE DEYS BE LIKE "OH YEAH I NEED TO DO MY TAXES"
AND
AND
AND
WE NIGGAS BE LIKE "BITCH PLEASE"
*crowd erupts in laughter and thunderous applause*

>>73954028
It's a bit hard to explain, but basically you experience the love of God negatively, and you are tormented by your own sins. There is no literal fire and brimstone, but there is sort of the same feeling. I know it sounds weird, but that's how it's traditionally described.

turnin 25 in a few months, havent had a gf or sex since I was 19. got a blowie from some fat chick off tinder last year and that was it

>>73954312
Its really not gay if you think about it

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>>73954287
Steve Harvey, great guy by the way, is no racist believe me. I know a thing or to about great guys, worked with them all the time, my family is great also, great family, and Steve Harvey is great guy not a racist.

>It's not gay to want to see your friend's cock

OK

>>73954314
Sometimes you just need to try. If you get rejected then at lease you know you tried. If you never try, you'll always regret it because you'll never know if she would've said yes.

>>73954349
no homo bro
come on what else do you want me to say

>implying we are friends
>implying you have friends

>>73954359
>>73954366

if you say something really nice I might be able to get hard

*compares dicks with his best friend*
*gets a boner*
Haha oops

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>>73954349
it isnt

girls bathe together naked all the time and compliment each other on their looks, sizes, and stuff

how come bros cant bathe together naked all the time and compliment each other on their looks, sizes, and stuff?

its TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN TEEN

Fun fact about rejection.

Elon Musk was rejected from Netscape, didn't even get a reply.

>>73954388
luv u bb pls some me show me the goods

>>73954402
i got rejected from graduate schools.
i got accepted to others.
it's all about trying to succeed...
but talking to girls is different

New
>>73954414
>>73954414
>>73954414

Fun fact about rejection

Albert Einstein was rejected from Mozilla, he didnt even apply

>he never crossed swords with his childhood friend
it's like you're some kinda fag