... me timothy james byrne here in my rented new 23 april 2017 ... edition ...
GOD SAVE THE UVF
rate me out of 10
what do you think giving tim a rimjob would be like?
>>73948229
not for aesthetics but for the speed of your pour
kelv
>single linking
firing up the ol' bittorrent
>tfw no woman to make your way through this world with
>>73948311
nonce
enjoying dead space so far
>>73948302
*steals tims teddies*
>>73948311
deluge desu
>>73948295
swamparse
This is a unionist general.
group chat are going mental at one girl for being a massive slut
haha
going to remain silent
reminder that human society is all about the responsible use of drugs to change or enhance our abilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmxYMCLDbJg
>>73948300
i drink out of the bottle most of the time so that's zero pour time at all
checkmate
>>73948317
>thanks, the ladies seem to think so
if women like people like you then that just tells me i'm better off staying a virgin tbqh
>>73948353
The people who have problems with girls being sluts are virgins desu
>>73948356
>>73948356
AYYY BADABING BADABOOM DOCTAH FREEMAN GUY
>The rebellion was an attempt by a group of Irish convicts to overthrow British rule in New South Wales and return to Ireland where they could continue to fight for an Irish republic.
>Ending in disaster, the ill-fated rebellion resulted in the death of at least 39 convicts in both ‘Australia’s Battle of Vinegar Hill’ itself and ensuing martial law punishments.
ah yes the so-called proud irish history
>>73948378
you don't even know what you're posting
>>73948351
the union and monarchy both have to go
>neighbours having a loud argument that I can hear because of paper thin walls
>sounds like they're going to break up
>he is complaining because she expects him to do everything and he is out of the job and can't pay for the baby
>he claims she is drunk and keeps swearing, she keeps telling him not to swear and he she isn't drunk (didn't sound drunk)
>he says she wants to be the downfall of him
>arguing stops for about 10 minutes
>I then hear the telltale signs of sex: heavy breathing, bumping on the wall, the occasional moan
>put my ear to the wall, whip out my dick, and start masturbating for a while to the noise
>sounds like they're about to reach climax so I pick up the pace
>he suddenly stops as I spunk
>she laughs and says "what?" then they start at it again slowly
>post masturbation low hits in
>sat here with spunk all over my hands forced to listen to the neighbours have sex
>it's louder than before and I can hear the slapping of skin
>they moan simultaneously in climax
>I stand up to clean my hands and willy
>see myself in the mirror
>break down into tears
>hear the neighbour girl say "what's that noise, can you hear crying?"
>>73948407
Welll then... Haha
>>73948356
FULLY
Could probably crush the head of all unionists in the palm of my hand.
>>73948377
actually the people roasting her have all shagged her at some point
think they must have broken hearts x
>>73948375
love how you came to this conclusion
the beta runt mindset
reckon I could heem every republicuck then splooge on their mrs
>>73948404
your uncle
lmao
dad went to the 24/7 garage to get more beer
shit himself on the way back
fuck sakes I'm going to have to clean up his mess
Peep the technique.
irish australians > anglo australians
>Could probably crush the head of all unionists in the palm of my hand.
>>73948467
Anglos>irish subhumans
>>73948434
rather be a "beta" than a cunt
>>73948416
you're not me
reckon i could HEEM every single hun in the world at the same time without even breaking a sweat
>lmao
>dad went to the 24/7 garage to get more beer
>shit himself on the way back
>fuck sakes I'm going to have to clean up his mess
>>73948464
impressive
>>73948464
would bully
Reckon I could kill all republicucks with a single swipe of the fist
would love to heem whichever mong came up with the stupid alpha/beta dichotomy
such utter bollocks that just gives twats an excuse to puff their chests and act like a bellend in the name of being "alpha"
>>73948495
I disagree the cunt always defeat the beta
getting tired of dad muggin me off
>>73948507
so glad i never had a turbo-degenerate dad
I only had a semi-degenerate one
>reckon i could HEEM every single hun in the world at the same time without even breaking a sweat
dad died when i was 6
>there are ordinary people who oppose republicanism
truly baffling, what do they see in monarchy?
>>73948580
lmao
>>73948537
t. omega
How do you cope with having a dad who is a turbonormie alpha?
absolutely love hearing neighbours have sex desu
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)
(via ComRes)
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712
>>73948580
hopefully you join him soon
she's right y'know
>>73948598
so zany
>>73948582
they wank off to the thought of being a serf
same with tory voters
they LOVE the idea of being spied on by a dominating middle aged motherly figure
they're cucks
they're at the ultimate layer of cuckoldry
>>73948582
It's profitable
>>73948580
yeh i heemed him with one punch
TORIES
TORIES
WE ALL LOVE THE TORIES
is growing old beautiful or tragic?
reckon i could just intimidate all unionists into becoming staunch republicans just by my mere presence. they'd look into my eyes, feel my very aura and fucking SHITE themselves right there and then and then start crying because it was irritating the skin on their arses
>>73948661
Calm down lad you've posted this 6 times
my dad only drinks milk if its a few days off and a bit sour
>>73948663
backs against the walls lads
>>73948582
they're clinging to whatever shred of british identity they have left
>Having a Kinder Bueno lads
>>73948672
he'd love kefir. buy him some.
>>73948586
>people that look like this have infinitely more confidence than I do
>>73948624
>Louise Mensch is diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, which made her realise she was "self medicating" with wine for stress, and she has now almost completely given up alcohol.[85] She also commented that taking hard drugs in the 1990s "messed with [her] brain and had long-term mental health effects.
lol
>>73948580
mom died when i was 10
any of you lads balding?
imagine you thought the irish were subhuman but they still managed to kill your uncle lmao
>>73948688
>you look better than this guy
fuck off you're having my leg
>>73948636
fake news
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/the-biggest-myth-about-the-queen-her-contribution-to-the-british-economy-10491277.html
https://www.republic.org.uk/what-we-want/monarchy-myth-buster
>>73948712
big time
>>73948712
alri gramps
>>73948704
your mum was a fucking bender
good riddance
legitimately funny that there are more poms than aussies in /brit/ who want the monarchy gone
our prime minister is a republican but no one else seems to care anymore
>>73948712
Have had a fringe my whole life and now I'm afraid to get a haircut without it in case I'm receding.
>>73948704
how?
FUCK WHITEY
>>73948580
do you remember much
>>73948485
Pretty sure that is a different girl compared to all the other pictures.
What does DNA stand for?
>>73948759
very carefully
>>73948725
>Independent
>Some other left wing rag
Shan't be opening either of these you utter mongoloid
is the queen jewish?
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
breathed in loads of asbestos now I'm coughing like a madman
>>73948754
wrong austraiterlia will become a republic when lizzie dies
>>73948801
Greater London
>>73948785
be HUMBLE.
ah yes the brits are going to elect the tories or the labour party who historically have screwed them over
lol
>>73948725
>independent
>republic
Is this you?
the average republican
utterly intoxicated by Yank propaganda
thinks his vote matters
thinks he matters
>>73948712
yeah pretty bad
its not even my hair line inching back rather the entire top of my head is thinning at once
waiting till summer to give in to the ol' razor because i want my virgin scalp to have a bit of a tan
>>73948807
i miss meximong
wonder if he got beheaded
>>73948808
you don't happen to work in a primary school, do you lad?
not had enough to drink and everythings very boring now
>>73948785
National Dyslexic Association
>>73948759
i don't know
she disappeared and all i've heard is she's dead
>>73948835
lol slaphead
>>73948831
that's a nice shirt
wish I had one of those African shirts
>>73948852
lol
>>73948832
>aspartame
I've told you like 5 times now that it is completely safe. you have no argument so just post pics of fat people now
why are europoor money so small?
girl without a dad - slut
girl without a mum - no problem
boy without a dad - bender
boy without a mum - no problem
why are dads better than mums
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492873206110.webm
literally crying
>>73948819
my flag is literally on and I don't care about jews
>>73948830
cant even phrase how much i despise this post
>>73948884
the 500 note is stupidly big it doesn't even fit in normal wallets
>>73948795
Republic is non partisan
>>73948831
I did vote leave yeah
SWP are cunts, though
>>73948831
This guy looks cultured AF. He'll be instrumental in changing this country-and that's a good thing!
90% of the reason i'd vote for the tories if i were british is because i hate collectivism and want to see people below me
>>73948916
fuck off you clog wearing cunt
>>73948869
did you cry?
>>73948940
bit rude
>>73948930
>want to see people below me
t. lowest rung
>>73948831
dont understand this
workers should be the ones most against mass immigration since they take their jobs
it was the socialists in the labour party that got the white australia policy here because of it
use a five euro note to do lines
>>73948916
>€500
>160 × 82mm
>£100
>169 x 95mm
still tiny
ospeijfposeijfposiefjposeifjpoesijo
there is literally no point in republicanism when you're a constitutional monarchy
>>73948973
SWP is made up of marxist students, not workers.
>>73948973
>implying hes worked a day in his life
Who want's to see my cock, and a bit of balls?
>>73948990
reminder france makes more money off a dead monarchy than we do from a living one
>>73948990
yeah there is
the PM should not be able to call an election whenever they want
it's still anti democratic at its core
it's an embarrassing stain and relic of feudalism
>>73949019
90% sure you got this from fake news
>>73949007
i only want to see balls and a bit of cock
>>73948831
Wonder if dickheads like this realise how much they damage the lefty cause.
He's the left's equivalent of the EDL for right wing people.
>>73948893
>hello again wanker
>>73949035
it's from their tourist info
I DARE you to name a better team
>>73948973
>workers should be the ones most against mass immigration since they take their jobs
Capitalists and capitalism are responsible for unemployment, not migrants.
>>73949019
your shit weather and architecture are more to blame for this 2bh
>>73949007
yeah balls and a bit of cock please
>>73949061
Gaius and Aulus
there is no way this black lad would be able to defeat the white family so easily if they've done it to so many in the past
ket 2bh
might start playing pimp wars again
>>73949061
mario and luigi
>>73949091
>gif
fuck off
Business idea: accommodate and give refuge to those escaping war and precaution with the resources we clearly have
thoughts?
>>73949064
>Not hating both capitalists and migrants
>>73949033
>the PM should not be able to call an election whenever they want
not inherent to constitutional monarchies
>it's an embarrassing stain and a relics of feudalism
it's a tourism revenue, cultural identity and historical
>>73949061
Blair is a quintessential Anglo. Smarter, taller and better looking than his yank counterpart, and much more devious.
>>73949111
Business idea: Sink all their boats and only take the women
>>73949067
well just goes to show having a current monarch is irrelevant by comparison
>>73949091
anyone seen the warped version of this set to aphex twin?
>>73949077
touching post
>>73949061
>>73948984
why are european notes so thicc
2.61 = 66mm
>>73949061
Thatcher-Reagan
>>73949091
took to much ket and was thrown out of a show for asking a vendor for a light show about five years ago
>>73949067
>shit architecture
fuck right off
>>73949137
close enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bshN1JHymMk
Well lads.
Looks like Drumpf is done for.
>>73949122
>much more devious.
and like the quintessential anglo, his pride and sneaking about ends up being his downfall
*robo walks toward you*
>>73949135
for tourism bux, yes
but there's more to a country than that
The ethnic makeup of the UK is changing-and that's a good thing!
>>73949061
REMINDER that Tony Blair was a Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.
Do not forget this.
>>73949164
>>73949164
we have the worst architecture of any developed country in the world
*strides towards you*
>>73949169
wonder if (((she))) can still run fast af
>>73949115
>not inherent to constitutional monarchies
most countries have fixed election patterns or the president has to be consulted
>it's a tourism revenue, cultural identity and historical
tourism as mentioned above is a myth.
if our identity is really based around a tiny family of elites who live completely different lives to the rest of the country then it's a poor one. britain is so much more than monarchy, now and historically
>>73949155
>>73949164
u no its tru
>>73949186
>You have to collect stamps
Screeching
>>73949192
hmmm no
He sags his pants, do rag and a stocking cap
His stepfather hit him so he socked him back
>>73949061
>>73949190
what's wrong with that?
when does corbyn become prime minister
>go to glasgow for sesh with the lads
>get last train home at ~11:00
>fall asleep on train
>get woken up by girl sitting next to me
>tells me the next stop
>it's my stop
>talks to me for some reason
>feeling drunk so i unload my /r9k/ load on her, making smalltalk about what we want in our futures, she wants to own a hair salon and run it her way
>she's sending me to sleep with her ASMR story
>asks me about my life
>tell her I work a dead-end job in an ASDA warehouse and that I'm going to kill myself before I hit 30 (I'm 27)
>she tells me not to (obviously, normie cunt)
>tells me to give her my facebook
>I don't have fb
>tells me to give her my phone n0
>give her it
>train arrives and I get a taxi home
>she phones me when I get out the taxi and sets a date for us on thursday
this has probably been the most successful day of my life and it's been an accident every step of the way
can't wait for it all to fail miserably on thursday 2bh
Can't believe Liverpool's actually gone lads
>>73949206
>two old cunts complaining about how socialism is bad and their generation was the best.jpg
>>73949033
>the PM should not be able to call an election whenever they want
abuse of power
>it's still anti democratic at its core
democracy is abject shit and needs to die
>it's an embarrassing stain and relic of feudalism
not embarrassing at all, republicans are the embarrassment
move to America if you want to live in a republic
Just did a cheeky calculation. I think I'm all but guaranteed a 2:1 at this stage. I'm absolutely guaranteed as 2:2.
So why the fuck am I stressed as fuck over an exam which barely means anything?
mum died before i was born never really got to know her
>>73948984
>95mm
why
what is the point of making notes this big
>>73949250
>>73949245
fake news
>>73949261
our crom was better than any monarch lad
he made england a superpower
why do Americans have such nasally voices?
>>73949186
Does Louie still post
>>73949245
doubt this actually happened mate, but put a smile on my face nonetheless.
God bless this man. The mere sight of him make me want him to take over the running of this country. He's so strong and powerful, TONY TAKE MY INNOCENCE AND HAVE YOUR GLOBALIST WAY WITH ME
>>73949211
but it's not
we might not have the best or the flashiest but we still have tons of historic buildings that are deece
reminder we will all inherit american english
not a fan of this tony gimmick
>>73948893
looks like young varg
>>73949291
he wasn't a democrat and he had no proper succession in place.
plus everyone hated him
hello lads
>>73949288
i wish la
at least then i'd be in control of the situation
>>73949299
really did, don't worry la it'll all come crumbling down when i meet her sober no doubt
>>73949306
>jack pinned up in the background
do lefties still do this? or is it too racist?
>>73948944
yes but it was over 15 years ago
>>73949308
show me some
never seen good looking anglo architecture
GOING to get an andrea gf and you lads can't stop me
>>73949338
everyone hated him but everyone wanted him back after he was gone
a bit like blair
>>73949340
stripewanker loves his striped shirts
>>73949349
Blair wasn't a proper lefty. Master of the third way.
>>73949356
want a smack?
>>73948611
Thousand year Tory Reich lads
scootland
>when all the university kids are crying about their final exams and dissertation hand ins
fuck off kid and do some real work. studying ancient history at royal holloway isn't fucking hard is it? nooooo, posh twat
>>73949373
Blair is just a pound shop Thatcher who lost his big meme war
>>73949276
Don't worry no one uses notes larger than £20 in the UK. Most people won't accept £50, and very little know that £100 exists.
I had to go to the bank to get £100, and I only did it to see how they look like IRL.
I'm 23 and this is first time ever I got my hands on one.
>>73949306
>tfw he will never shove his throbbing cock deep into your unused arsehole, each thrust forcing more and more faecal matter to burst out leaving you both spattered with dollops of brown and red liquids
>>73949382
no, want pictures of what you consider to be beautiful historical brit buildings
Blair is one patriotic handsome bastard. Come home Tony, establish a 1000 year radical centrist Reich, destroy the weak and inexperienced pretenders.
I for one fully support the creation of new academies right up to the moment my child gets turned away.
Told my mates I expect to be dead by age 27 and one of them said "Really? That long?" because he expects me to kill myself even sooner haha
seen radiohead live 3 times and seen them perform creep live once
no reason to live one 2bh
Hopefully the yet to be announced third installment has a BLACKED theme to it
>>73949261
>democracy is abject shit and needs to die
nah, you lost this debate in the 1700s
>>73949403
t. School of Life graduate
>>73949382
I think he needs a good smacking, across his arse (you can do this)
>>73949077
They're both looking down on you now, anon. Thanks for remembering their friendship.
>>73949442
>2 kids at 23
ah yes this is sure to go well
>tonyposting is now a gimmick
ah yes
norwegian ship tunnel is pretty cool
>>73949471
started this on britpol last year tbqh
>>73949403
Hahaha uni's for gays and that innit, speccy twats bet I could destroy them.
>>73949442
Her: found a partner, reproducing, fulfilling her destiny as a human being
You: huge meme collection
>>73949477
you're like 2 week late lad.
>>73948984
thats not even a banknote anymore thats a fricking bond
>>73949448
Won that debate about 2000 years ago mate
and again several hundred before that
>>73949442
looks like a different guy in her avatar
>>73949477
*plants a cheeky bomb*
>>73949493
people are temporary, memes are forever
>>73949338
>plus everyone hated him
the stuarts =/= everyone
>>73949506
no it doesnt what are you going on about mate
christ the state of your eyesight
He's the quintessential thinking man's PM. Runts dismiss him because of some war bollocks-are Tony was only spreading British patriotism and trying to establish a new empire.
>>73949493
can't think of anything worse than bringing to kids into tory britain
just looked up the host of one of my favourite podcasts and he's wearing a fedora in almost every picture
i nearly had sex once couldn't get an erection shan't have another chance
>>73949504
people don't care about plato
a product of his time but the world has moved on
there will always be arrogant people who see themselves as born to rule, but who cares? they're a minority and can be dealt with
>>73949510
>lorde45
bloody hell
>>73949523
a really boney faceshape up top. rounder on the right
>>73949515
William III was better in every way than Cromwell could ever have hoped to be
>>73949536
Well not much of a concern given that he's Irish you fucking weapon
>>73949510
COLT 45 AND TWO ZIGZAGS
>>73949549
>a product of his time but the world has moved on
and they keep making the same mistakes over and over
democracy is bad and you need to stop guzzling down yank cum
>>73949580
william III was a foreign usurper
he is NOT my king
>>73949554
Lorde is a very good waifu choice
>WMDs
What is your response?
>>73949585
ireland piggy backs off our country 2bf
but seriously, knowing that much about their life. state of you. sad sack
>>73948893
i want socialism now
>>73949580
i sure do like being ruled by foreign kings
>>73949580
fricking tw@ reeeeee DELETE THIS PICTURE
>>73949615
not too sure about that one mate
>muh school starts
>muh minimum wage
>mum dead iraqi babies
blair eh
>>73949647
2 1
>>73949580
>William
Guillaume*
>when he's not a radical centrist
>>73949617
Iraq has WMD's, we must invade now and protect our nation for future generations
business idea:
https://youtu.be/-i0UugILBJg
>victorian england had pretty much no gun laws
>virtually no gun crime and actually safer than modern england
the golden era is over
I un-ironically wish all worst fates on every single one of you ta x
Worried that getting a gf will detract from my cool loner image
>tfw /brit/ used to mock Sara, Aisha, Rosy and Lisicki for their retarded marxist views
>Now that leftypol has invaded /brit/, a good chunk of /brit/ agrees with them
i HATE 2017
>>73949580
looks like a runt
>>73949681
>when you are
>>73949663
tokido?
>>73949685
fucking size of it
>and then I said, there are WMDs in iraq
>>73949687
>actually safer than modern england
cannot be serious
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away
>>73949705
FUNNY ISN'T IT?
>>73949724
it was. google it.
even the wild west was actually less violent than modern america.
>>73949685
what's in the bag? just juice or like fruit and stuff
>>73949711
>olsen
you just KNOW
>>73949705
feel like shit just want you back sara
>>73949711
that lady looks like your maw when she gets done up her nostril
>>73949753
https://youtu.be/5lutHF5HhVA
>>73949756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-MOQ2NIYmo
start of this is like a porno
>>73949745
first thing that comes up is this
http://www.victorianweb.org/history/crime/banerjee1.html
which suggests no
the slums of the cities in the 1800s were shocking
>>73949778
*SNIFF* MY GOTT- SO MUCH IDEOLOGY... LATE STAGE CAPITALISM AT ITS FINEST... NEGATE THE NEGATION!!
>>73949809
>no not that kind of break
>a hymen break
>>73949805
LOL
>>73949685
was having a good laugh on /g/ about this earlier
>DRM juice bags
>bags can be de-activated remotely
>literally spending 22k a year on juice if you use it semi-regularly
>automatically orders you more bags from your credit card once you run out
>always online, wifi needed to function, IOS app needed to function.
>squeezing out the juice yourself is piracy and against the law since the juice is proprietary.
the owner is the biggest greasiest kike imaginable too.
what an amazing future lads,
this is the perfect example of what technology is all about in the 21st century, making mundane tasks difficult and obtrusive all while sucking your blood through microtransactions.
>>73949778
you can tell it's a scam as soon as they connected it to apple devices . they're trying to sell luxury not convenience
but how exactly do they stop you buying the bags without a machine? especially if they sell the bags at whole foods
america and britain should've allied with hitler to smash the soviets and let hitler have france
fuck france
>>73949814
>http://www.victorianweb.org/history/crime/banerjee1.html
over exaggerated
http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/british/victorians/crime_01.shtml
>>73949839
This definitely seems like a trustworthy source!
>was having a good laugh on /g/ about this earlier
what should i have for dindins(tea for you scots)
>was having a good laugh on /g/ about this earlier
>what?
>WMDs
>And they believed it?
>LOL
>>73949876
what you got in the cupboard mate
violence has been declining for centuries
LADSSSSSSS
>>73949876
dumb cunt cat
>>73949840
>this is the perfect example of what technology is all about in the 21st century, making mundane tasks difficult and obtrusive all while sucking your blood through microtransactions.
the bright side is that normies' juicers can be hacked. join us on //cyb/ + /netsec// lad we're all in there
>>73949896
But there literally was WMDs in Iraq. Soldiers there got burns from the chemical weapons. Many such cases.
>>73949871
>>73949895
excellent posts
>>73949852
the bags are only sold by them and you need to own a machine to buy them
the machine orders them automatically once you use your current lot up then you need to return the used bags back to them.
the funny thing is there is a Chinese version of this that is exactly the same for half the price, except you get ma few reusable bags you can refill yourself and no always online DRM.
desu the West is really shit now if the Chinese are more ethical.
>>73949904
noodles it is then
>>73949919
foy
>>73949905
what's that?
>>73949905
Looks like its going up at the end mate.
>>73949964
revolting
Are most British athletes from upper-class families?
>>73949947
>you need to own a machine to buy them
i asked how are they enforcing this especially if they sell bags at markets /shops
>>73950038
they don't sell the bags at shops, they ship them to you
>>73950007
no. rowers maybe