/brit/

browsing the darknet

have to pick the gf in half an hour. really cba comfy in bed

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

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RIP Labour

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Catholic sub edition

>>73946222
Highly approve of this edition

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UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712

PREPARE FOR ETERNAL TORY RULE

>>73946275
I asked out two girls in my entire life, one said no and the other went on two dates with me and then said no.

>>73946197
What sort of poortherner do you want to here? Newcastle sounds very different to Liverpool, which sounds very different to Manchester, which sounds very different to Sheffield, which sounds very different to Derby, etc etc etc.

>>73946275
doesnt work on me faggot, she asked me out

I'd like to see you stop me, Orangeman.

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dunno how so many people are voting tory

>>73946197

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjuNuqIev8M

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>>73946222
WAHEY

AHM SAT EER WIF ME PINT MUM, IM SET EER WI ME PINT

I KNO THE ANSWERS MUTHA

I'VE FELL IN T'POOL AND I'M PISSED UP

>>73946307
ETERNAL. TORY. RULE.

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Donald J. Trump, by the Grace of God, President of the United States of America and the American Dominions beyond the Seas President, Defender of the Faith

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>>73946222
Splendid edition

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>>73946296
Fucking sort yourself lad

>>73946284
There was a Britain Elects Poll earlier today that had the Conservatives at 50%.

Because of the voting system that Britain uses, in theory, if a party has 51% support they can win 100% of the seats.

>>73946325
>implying people know the implications of their votes

>cheaper to go from nottingham to london by megabus than from nottingham to sheffield

hmmm

honestly thinking about applying to TMO next year, I'm good looking enough to be that eccentric cute lad with a hot voice in between the mandatory chad and mandatory BLACKED or 40+ year old contestant.

After realising all the hot womyn there are my age it gave me an epiphany to find a qt girlfriend. I'd imagine I'd do quite well 2bh. Maybe end up with 8 lights still on by the end.

>>73946325
People care about kicking out foreigners more than they do nationalising those things. If Corbyn promised to kick out the Pakis he would win in a landslide.

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>>73946275
nearly a month since I last talked to her
even more since I last saw her

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https://mobile.twitter.com/britainelects/status/855919265756696577

>brexit
>trump
>conservatives
>le pen tomorrow

is it over for the globalists?

>>73946218 #

>no super sensual threes me where faith plays the mummy and Lauren is her anxious and curious daughter

Kill ME

>>73946370
Supply and demand senpai

>>73946384
then they are fools
kicking them out will not solve their problems

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>>73946389
>>le pen tomorrow

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>>73946387
I KNOW that feel

>>73946389
If Le Pen doesn't get in no. Trump's already said a trade deal with the EU comes ahead of a deal with the UK.

It's just us that fucked ourselves over.

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Did you lads know that Liz was once the Admiral in the Great Navy of the State of Nebraska?

>>73946325
Because we've given up.
Let the Tories have their five years of Brexit then we can get back into politics again.
Feel especially bad for the Scots desu.
>2014: Indyref
>2015: GE
>2016: EU ref
>2017: GE 2: Electric Boogalo

>>73946222
First for softy southerners letting their mam get an 'iding.

>>73946389
Don't forget the TPPA, the only objectively good anti-globalist deal.

>>73946432
t. Paki

>>73946400
please take a pic of it filled with water like a little cup

>>73946313
*hear, bloody awful mistake and I can only apologise

>>73946389
Trump and Le Pen are both globalists masquerading as populist, May has always been a globalist

ah yes, i'm now considered an adult in america

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>>73946353
The Labour marginal seats, Jeremy. Hand them over.

dont

Don't have a problem with globalism as I'm not poor as muck.

>>73946456
No. Feel free to rage at the Pakistani boogeyman though.

NEED a friend who is a girl who wants to do sex with me but also other non-sexual stuff

>>73946275

Delete this

She's probably married now and has like six beautiful blonde daughters or strong sons and wears floral dresses that lift slightly as she spins in circles on fields of green pasture and goes home and churns her own butter

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>>73946480
I don't anybody should be considered an adult in america...

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>>73946460

is he right lads? can we still be hanged by the state?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll0dfWe-63w

>>73946489
Would tongue her anus for hours

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Just ordered a cheeky paki pizza

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>>73946551

>>73946522
you fucking what? learn english, jungle man

>>73946375
people, opinions?

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me in the Community

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>>73946511
>tfw mine has a kid to some middle aged IT cuck who's twice her age

DODGED A BULLET desu
Can't do with a broody mare

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HE'S HERE

>>73946541
No. It was abolished in 1998

>harmless

Now on the road in the rain and show
The man and his machine would go

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Fucks sake lads, the Tories are going to win a landslide. They'll do a globalist soft Brexit, let in more immigrants, privatise the NHS, cut public services and STILL raise taxes.

It's literally over for this country.

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>>73946541
he's not right at all, and this is half an hour from me. pray for me lads.

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>wahey
>yehaw

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They're bringing drugs

You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.

>>73946618
t. Reddit

>>73946574
I don't want to man, I wanted to move to Germany and learn German, but now my British passport is worthless.

trump is reddit

>>73946541
I always wonder how many banter-rich moments have been list to time because we don't have any means of recording them

I reckon 100 years ago people were having the same argument

TORIES SURGE IN SCOTLAND

HOLY SHIT

Scottish Westminster voting intention:

SNP: 44% (-3)
CON: 33% (+5)
LAB: 13% (-1)
LDEM: 5% (+1)

(via Panelbase)
Chgs. w/ Jan 2017

>>73946626
delete this image mate

>tfw you will never be an apprentice under a wise old Welsh craftsman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuoEWXj7YJc

>>73946634
agree with this sentiment

>>73946676
Why are the Scots so based?

>>73946618
soft brexit is the patrician's choice

>>73946676
>Labour managed to become the third largest party in Scotland
Wew

>>73946618
Don't really care if it means I make more money.

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>You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.

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>>73946641
Prove me wrong. May is fucking awful, you know it deep down. If she wasn't pretending to be a Brexiteer to advance her career you would hate her too.

>>73946693
FOBOHIA

(fuck off brit on holiday in america)

>poley is now a certified nonce
writers need to get fired, this is the least original arc so far

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with /brit/

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>>73946626
>yaweh

>>73946618
Be cheerful lad.
Soft Brexit (if it happens) at least means the economy will suffer less.
A landslide tory victory means bye bye Corbyn, and hopefully we'll get the return of New Labour.
The NHS will be fine.
Public services will probably be cut, but hey a government only lasts 5 years.
Immigration could go either way. Latest figures were down, but still well over 100,000+.

>>73946634
I put my life on the line every day when I go into the city and there's immigrants everywhere
any one of them could be a terrorist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYNYPQBgIUE
the students

>>73946634
where do you go if you're not willing

>>73946676
>Con 33%
Fuck me lad, latest poll i saw had them at 20 something and that was a colossal leap in itself.
What's the source?

Zazel Paradise is the new MILFfu

No.73946756
don't reply to me

>>73946715
>Teleports behind you
>Ello Gov'nor

>>73946313

Derby isn't in the North

If you're going to try and take the piss at least do it well my friendly friend

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>>73946728
I believe the correct term is "vacation"

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>You shouldn't be allowed to remain in a country unless you're willing to put your life on the line for it.

>>73946781
You're considered a refugee and get sent to the nearest safe European country.

fuck off nonce
when they arrest you again you'll do serious time

>>73946765
ah yes, british intellect

>I'm not into kiddy porn, I just respect those that are

those tranny pills must've made him even more mentally ill

>>73946541
>and what are you doing in playgrounds?
extreme banter

watching a little film called Juno

hope it's sufficiently comfy

>>73946634
Nationalism is a mental illness.

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>>73946787
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855919265756696577

Panelbase, I believe it was a survey done for one of the Scottish papers. Maybe the Sunday Post judging by their front page.

>>73946874
Especially when you're a fat useless shit whose only achievement is living close to someone who did something important.

>>73946871
It's about teen pregnancy

was a bit too political for me

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>Nationalism is a mental illness.

>>73946874
anti nationalism is a hormonal deficiency

>>73946874
nationalism builds nations and leftism destroys them

do they still do that megabus from london to random european cities for £1?

>>73946925
Good, the nation-state should be destroyed.

does anyone have that quick run down on ribena that was posted the other day?

>The three biggest political parties in Scotland are lead by ugly lesbians
Makes you think....

>>73946874
Nationalism is the default. Anything else is mental illness.

business idea: meet up with ribena and have sex

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>Good, the nation-state should be destroyed.

>>73946931
Don't think so, any time I check the price of a trip to Amsterdam or Paris it seems to be ~£120 for the round-trip, so you may as well just fly.

>>73946905
5 mins in and decided to cut my losses, don't think I'd enjoy it

Watching mean machine instead

>>73946275
Nah mate, I did ask her out.
Didn't end well.

>>73946899
nationalism is not about pride, it's about gratitude
being grateful for what was left to us by the previous generations and at the very least preserve it for the future generations.

>>73946852
crazy init
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpUb8TS4bHM

>>73946965
>Nationalism is the default
For brainwashed fools maybe.

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>>73946952

best meme to come out of /pol/ in the last 2 years is quick rundown

>>73946954
where are the scottish men

>>73946995
Someone forgot to tell the post war generation about that then.

>>73947023
absolute despite this fucking FREAK

>>73947014
For humans.

just dismantled the laptop

basically bill gates

>>73947025
heroin

NEED a Welsh gf lads

literally never been to london before and just found out how cheap megabus is, like £10 for a round trip

is there anything to do if I go for a day on my own next weekend

>>73946840
and when other countries call your bluff would you be willing to actually imprison/kill those who refuse?

does willingness to die for your country mean willingness to persecute your fellow countrymen?

thinking more about it, this policy would instantly cause a civil war.

>>73947023
>taking DNP

He might actually kill himself.

>>73947035
insane the damage a couple of generations have done

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i've thought of a reprehensible gimmick

a gimmick so dastardly that i'm dubious about acting upon it

>>73947024
yeah but only the phrase "quick rundown"
the actual pasta is pretty shit

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>>73947025
>where are the scottish men
>Who is Willie Rennie of the Scots Lib Dems

woke up early for the supercars haha

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need a faith goldy gf

>>73947103
well yeah

>>73947087
Museums and wandering around the streets a bit. London isn't that great unless you're a turbo normie.

How many of you are in this situation? It's painful to listen to

https://youtu.be/q5AkBBQWZR4

>>73947023

this isn't that bad, someone posted details of his filming girls and getting arrested, getting fired, attempting to pish her details and getting arrested again, and pissing in ribena and all that shit

this guys needs to rot in jail and it's disgusting he's on here and any one acknowledges him

>>73947130
looks like a turborunt

>>73947095
Of course. There is nothing more dangerous in this world, nothing more deserving of death, than a traitor. A traitor is not your fellow countryman.

>>73947104
Nice pic of Willie and the wife

>>73947024
can someone give me an exhilarating explanation of this meme?

>>73947047
Nationalism is a very modern phenomenon so no.

>>73947087
the popular landmarks like picadilly circus are just overfilled and overrated

go elsewhere

>>73947151
desu I could break my dad if I wanted to
he's a runner and I'm a lifter
I wouldn't though since he's a good lad and respectable.

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MUST have a medieval gf

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filename: the dividends of nationalism

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Just gave a paki £8.95 in exchange for this

It's a vanilla cheesecake by the way

spend my days getting insulted and verbally abused on 4chan

>>73947199
>>73947087
by elsewhere I mean elsewhere in the city

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>>73947197

>>73947234
unironically looks peng
want to get one now

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>>73947234
for slightly more I got pic related

>>73947234
>getting desert from the babby

bizarre

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>>73947130
this image made me realize that people could make fake tshirts with a future year on it and then take a pic of themselves wearing it and they could potentially never age through the lens of social media

and also it'd be quite easy to create fake people these days

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>>73947234
thank you for funding terrorism

>>73947244
Right actually

Wasn't a thing before the 18th century.

plenty of parts of Europe weren't nations until the late 19th century

>le pen
>the pen
haha how is that even a name lmao wtf

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>>73947309

>>73947309
wrong

President Fart

allah akbar

still can't believe (((he))) won

>>73947171
how does being unwilling to die for your country make you a traitor?

>>73947336
>>73947345
not an argument

>>73947315
>Le Pen is
>the penis

ULULATING

Fuck taigs xD

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>>73947315
>the aquatic pen

>>73947336
>>73947345
hmm

>>73947336
>>73947345
read a book

>>73947373
Look at the fucking state of this post lads.

just inhaled loads of asbestos

praise her
worship her
unleash chaos

takbir

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>>73947293
when you think about it, thinking about thinking is the hardest sort of thinking there is ...which makes you think.

>>73947402
Primary school has old WWII gas masks with asbestos in them for the kids to wear for fun.

saw a few minutes of a british soap today, coronation street i think
it was a scene in a house with a qt and her bf and he was going on about how he didnt want to meet her parents because he didnt think theyd be happy with their 16 year old daughter going out with a 35 year old man and she was on his side

what is going on with british television, why are they trying to make me sympathise with a paedo

WOKE UP QUICK
AT ABOUT NOON
JUST THOUGHT I HAD TO BE IN /BRIT/ SOON

>>73947443
illegal

fun fact: there is a town in quebec called asbestos

>>73947309
not an argument

most rorkes would agree Belgian or Montenegran nationalism is pathetic

Wish I had a secular Arab gf

>>73947443
The primary school I work at only uses replicas not originals, so I doubt that is the case anywhere else.

my parents bought me a set of encyclopaedia when i was a child
i believe this was the cause of my autism

>>73947453
touts out

mate mum looks like le pen, bit weird

>>73947315
>le pen
>le

Fucking reddit candidate

fun fact: leafs out

the race and culture wars are just capitalist diversions from the class war, not expressions of it.

>>73947473
>not an Eastern Orthodox arab gf

>>73947477
One of the teachers turned round to me and said explicitly "technically they're illegal since there's asbestos in them but sure".

dont see race me

just want to be wanted by someone

>>73947524
Sounds like a shit teacher.

>>73947470
all nationalism was pathetic once
regional and linguistic diversity made no difference to the dreams of nation builders like in the french revolution and the Napoleonic aftermath, or the Italian unification leaders.

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> the race and culture wars are just capitalist diversions from the class war, not expressions of it.

watched a documentary on Lebanon

its basically Spain but a bit more islamic

>>73947503
good
if anything we need more hierarchy

>>73947508
>>73947473
both superb posts

I'm not a racist, I just hate niggers, spics, wogs, wops, pakis, chinks and flips.

currently sat in a nightclub posting from my phone with a 10/10 qt sat on my lap. What are you lads up to?

>>73947539
The kids aren't all walking about wearing gas masks 6 hours a day, are they lad? Fuck sake use your head.

>>73947503
Correct.
Looking forward to the day all toffs get put up against the wall.

>>73947550
agreed. but we also need a ladder between it

>>73947546
old Christian Lebanon looked really nice
even the Christian parts today look good

>>73947575
Masturbating to a picture of an anime girl.

wow the 2 commies are back again how riveting

>>73947580
Prolonged use is not one of the requirements for damage, only brief contact can cause damage.

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business idea: combine government and corporate so they can lower taxes without losing money

>>73947575
Listening to Kraftwerk's Tour De France soundtrack while drinking green tea with ginger

>>73947612
You sound like such a fucking gay it's unreal

>>73947575
watching babymetal

she sexy

>>73947541
>all nationalism was pathetic once
mate this is literally not true, try to read some history or something before posting about it x

>>73947643
Just someone who wouldn't put kids at risk needlessly when non-dangerous alternatives exist.

>>73947649
wtf mate are you a nonce or something?

>>73947575
listening to industrial hardcore and waiting to go to the vape lounge (cool kind not fedora kind)

>>73947661
I'd fucking deck you if you said that to my face you utter fruit

>>73947643
Short exposure can give you cancer

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>A FUCKING EYE

>>73947655
I know plenty about history x

>>73947575
doing a poo

thats not all of it
*forces your head*
THAT's all of it

>>73947575
drinking rum and listening to deathconsciousness for the first time
depressingly comfy

>>73946253
Heh, kid , I run a lucrative network of hackers taking out CP sites on the Darknet. I've been on the run for a while now because of these bad men want me gone. Heh, childsplay

>>73947676
And I would report you to the police.

We walked him to the station in the rain
We kissed him as we put him on the train
And we sang him a song of times long gone
Thought we knew that we'd be seeing him again

>>73947666
its good

>>73947677
Short exposure to your post already gave me cancer.

westphalian sovereignty was a mistake

>>73946253
>>73946275
>>73946284
>>73946285
>>73946295
judging by the flags of these first few posts, this isn't a thread i want to post in

bye lads

>>73947682
evidently not

>>73947678
wondering if this artist has ever seen a human eye

>>73947682
clearly not haha

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>>73947678
NWO

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>Tfw chadglo

hate pints. love foreigners

>>73947700
touts out

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

i fucking love being english desu
funny how we constantly fucked everything up, then our bastard child(america), continued the tradition

>>73947756
What?

>>73947719
>>73947734
wtf i'm a nationalist now

>>73947752
same

>>73947792
good lad x

>>73947737
>Eskimo

bit racist

>tfw 19 and already alcoholic
haha

>>73947792
took you long enough

>>73947819
alcohol is rank

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post british kino

Hate Rourkes. Love kissing young boys.

>>73947832
this 2bh
teetotalism is the future

can't believe there are """""people"""" who drink beer ironically/even when they're not around the lads

why the fuck would you do that to yourself beer is objectively disgusting, there are no two ways about the taste of something

they call it divergent

>>73947819
omgg your're so edgy

fuck off

>>73947832
i don't drink it for the taste, anon-chan

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*blocks your path*

>>73947875
little
american
VPs

>>73947851
no it's not phimo you pathetic twat

>>73947855
(You)

>>73947539
hes probably clueless and doesnt know whether they're replicas or not but wanted to sound smart and aloof

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>>73947446

New gimmick: when you see someone wearing a shirt with writing it on, read it out, and then keep on saying it to them.

Hopefully it'll make them not wear the top again.

>>73947875
pence is such a weird looking cunt

>>73947855
utter child kys

>>73947891
hey

just a reminder we don't appreciate height jokes here at /r/brit

thanks xx

>>73947865
rasheed

>>73947855
shouldn't you be in bed by now kiddo?

>>73947894
my willy is perfectly formed

asbestos is still legal in the north

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>>73947875
>hey malcolm shake my hand

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>>73947842

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>>73947941
i don't believe you

honour killings are still legal in the south

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Post good pints

if you're under 6'3" you should genuinely kill yourself

centre of oxford is peng but makes you feel inferior

>>73947977
5'7 here and leading a happy life

>>73947906
>>73947933
>>73947938
yea and I bet you think lager and ale don't taste of rank shite either fucking hell

>>73947977
put your trip back on

>>73947975
why does the cup have a bulge
seems a bit bent

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>>73947975
FANTASTIC choice

my fave x

Germans are more civilized than we are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YXDd_NKhac

>>73947977
I'm 5'7

>>73947977
190cm lad should just kill himself too but i agree, smoke them all up like some dank kush

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thought lyca had pushed them out the market

>>73947951
underrated

>>73947977
I'm over but still might kill myself

>73947977
alri lisicki

don't get the appeal of alcohol

got drunk once, didn't like it, never bothered again

expensive too. must be such a wallet drain for regular drinkers

i live in the North and last year my town was 99.9% white, now it's 90% white
what the fuck happened

>>73948004
You're not wrong, technically the pint glasses are bent for a better pour and easier head.

>>73947977
5'4" here and leading a happy life

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>>73947977
58 kg and 160cm here
I'm content

>>73948031
false flag post

>>73948030
drowns the pain doesn't it

>>73948030
bet you're a virgin
the power of alcohol let's me have sex

>>73947977
4'11 here and probably done more with my life then you ever will

>>73948013
Black Sheep? Are you a puff?

>>73948031
how do you know exactly how white your town is

>>73947986
lager tends to taste like piss or water, but a decent cold one on a hot day is nice
ipa is easy to fuck up and hard to make good but can be nice
bitters, stouts and porters are the patrician choice

marijuana is reddit: the plant

>>73948030
nahhhh, not if you drink it quick
a £7 bottle of vodka gets me blackout drunk if drank quickly

I bought some vodka AND gin today because I couldn't make up my mind

>>73948091
if you're the lad that posted theakstons you should be aware that black sheep is the true theakston successor (made after paul theakston left the company) x

>>73948030
never really drank to excess but been sick a few times because I'm not adventurous enough to try anything but lager /beer and the gas combined with taxi ride home makes me stomach flip

just found out im gay lads

>>73948095
Bitter? What are you a 40 year old Libertarian autist? Bet you touch your son's arse too don'tcha, climb on top of him and tell him you wont hurt him after a few cold ones

>>73948096
smoking weed is for numales who can't run without running out of breath
edibles are patrician though and a completely different high

>>73948076
i am yeah
i don't deny it might be part of it, but i just don't have any interest in drinking just to have sex

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>>73947975

>>73948134
no i'm northern

>>73948030

drank a lot in first year and first half of second year

destroys your bank account fucks your memory up and made days fly by by since I weren't much of a drinker before. really decided to tone it down

>>73948134
https://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/comments/1a4yfr/whats_rlibertarians_drink_of_choice/

Son... I am Disappoint

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>>73948140
you

>>73948094
i was estimating desu, but according to wikipedia it was 99% in 2010 and it was rare to see a non-english person. in the last year it's increased massively.

>>73948144
enjoy being a virginity then you boring virgin freak

If you are under 5 10 you should kill yourself and if you are over 5 10 you should kill yourself for being a beta lanklet

>>73948152
>the canadian posts a pint that looks like an uncut cock

just can't make this shit up

>>73948162
that clearly has a picture of smokeables
you can't have strong edibles every day without going a little nuts

>>73948178
>omg he doesn't drink what a loser
shut the fuck up you child

>>73948198
ah yes because the shape of the glass really matters