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one day you and everyone you love will cease to exist and there's nothing you can do about it edition
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early
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anime
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>>73943959
I fully plan to kill myself before that point. Also early. Also deep windcore gondola.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491639288234.webm
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/SWEDEN/
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stop making early threads you cunts
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I welcome that day. I only hope it happens on the same day that every other human is wiped out too. I don't want a globalist world to ever exist.
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is it better to have an entirely under-average gf that you have to introduce to all your family and friends or have no gf at all?
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rate me lads haha x
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>>73943959
Deathconsciousness is a classic album of the internet age and any runt who performs hatred against it likely browses 'ub'ddits
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I can live my life to the fullest
That how I lived is my answer to those that will come after me.
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>>73944034
No
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>>73944010
>>73944036
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>>73944039
zemitic mutt

abo-absolutly crap
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*whispers* murder inc
WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKING NAME
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not fat I just have a beer belly like the rest of my family

yes we're northern so just fuck off
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>>73944036
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love ethnic cleansing
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>sun is actually blue
FUCK MAN WERE ALL GONNA DIE
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>>73944118
Are you anti-semantic? Because you seem as such.
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>>73944037
under-average gf
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Are any of you gypsy travellers lol
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>>73944118
What do you reckon Sweden will look like in 200 years
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>>73944126
its clearly green there
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>>73944037
if your gf is ugly you'll adapt to her
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>>73944039
not bad
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>>73944126
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>>73944163
better than america thats for sure
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>>73944161

yea we have a couple of irish posters here haha
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Here they come lads watch out
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Why is it that all Americans (especially women) love Britain more than any other country but the British hate us?

It's not fair.
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>>73944118
Genuinely believe it's going to all kick off again in less than 50 years, except nobody will care to stop the next Hitler.
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>>73943959
>places where you pay extra for the chips

What is this lads, communist China?
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>>73944055
>jesus christ why is love so lonely?
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Picked up an empty can thinking it was full and accidentally flung it across the room. Interesting.
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£700 pcm to live in cuckfield (a town in the middle of nowhere) http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-65243744.html
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nuh uh, back in here you early posting runts

>>73939982
>>73939982
>>73939982

not 310 yet
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>>73944183
DUDE
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Honestly wish my gf's family would all just die in a plane crash or something so I wouldn't have to meet them and go through all that awkwardness.
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>>73944203
we are extremely powerful
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>>73944203
>but the British hate us?
its banta and when it's not it's aimed at your government
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>>73943959
alri' mate
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Don't know if I should go out tonight
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>>73944201
me in the middle
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>>73944203
I've been to America and felt no love from the yanks there. I was in Texas though, should've gone to one of the more liberal parts.
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>>73944249
for u(sa)
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>>73944258
still not sure if this is a man or not

I'm inclined to say woman because no tranny would look like that
though they could be so mentally ill that they think that that's an acceptable look
hmm
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>>73944248
thats not an awkward moment
it can become very pleasant
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it's my 20th birthday in 40 minutes
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>>73944217
>An army of the golems is stalking, now, the heart's lands
>Eating all reality
>Producing only dust and sand
>Nothing hurts them
>Nothing gets under their stone skin
>And when their earthen mouths will open up
>Just what words should come out? but
>"We wish we were dead"
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>>73944299
>>73944300
FUCKING TIME TRAVELLING GERMAN CUNTS AGAIN
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gonna go buy a smidgen of alcohol to calm the ol' nerves

thinking some Gin unless you have better ideas
I can get over a litre of Sake for under 20$
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this elephant film is making me really sad now
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>>73944322
I'm 23 in may
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>>73944361
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Going full hikkikomori
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>>73944318
they don't speak english lmao
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im 6
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>17 million people died in the first world war
>not a single one of them was Hitler
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>>73944344
>when the music kicks back in after that coda

fucking hell, listened to that entire album and genuinely almost cried at that point
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>>73944408

>>73944444
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>>73944408
have a sad then lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY-lX5pMTMc
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this post was predestined
>>73944473
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>>73944402
not that you stupid yank CUNT
it's about the columbine shooting
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>>73944426
where they from?
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>>73944317
>tranny
>mentally ill
>implying these things aren't implied by the word "tranny"
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>your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
literally what did he mean by this
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>>73944488
peru
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Just saw that video of Alex Jones swearing and getting angry. Reminded me of when daddy used to punch the wall and shout at mummy.
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I deserve a gf, and I shouldn't have to work for it either
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>>73944517
INT vs WIS
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REALLY good channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZV109cP6RQ
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post rare elephantos
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>>73944458
>tfw personal friends with James, he's a bit of a wanker irl
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>>73944371
GOOD thread
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>>73944534
Didn't you step in?

Fucking runt.
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>these durex orgasm gel adverts
>on a Saturday night
Who do they think is going to see them?
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who /genuinelylowtestbeta/ here?

I wank like once a week and even that is an effort
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>>73944055
Listening to it now, if it turns out to be shit, I'll complain
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>>73944446
>tfw you will never OD on smack while listening to Earthmover
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>>73944514
it was implying that actually
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>>73944582
No i used to run to my room and cry
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>>73944602
its shit
nerd wah wah music. listen to albert ayler instead
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>>73944579
I think she does porn m8
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oh, is something going on in france at the moment?

I haven't been paying attention

*drinks some whisky*

frankly don't care about the frogs
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well, a man is--is supposed to always--be thinking about stuff about his family, and for to make himself to do things that are--gonna gooder the family up around and gooder it up. and that is what is a man.
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the gf
i can't believe how luck i am to have her
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>>73944632
are you the FN rorke?
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>>73944565
I don't believe you but it's plausible he's a bit of a wanker
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thought I'd left half of my spliff but can't find it so I must have smoked it all

going to have to roll another one
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>>73944673
what's wrong with her eyes?
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>>73944615
You're a fucking shite son, mate.
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>>73944597
>wank 3 times a day unless I stop myself
>literally can't cum during sex, even after going for like an hour hard

Ah yes
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>>73944678
no
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>>73944678
>>73944632
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>>73944708
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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>>73944714
the mélanchon lad then?
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I'd shag turtle mong

is he gay?
or bi maybe?
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>>73944605
I always thought it was more gunshot suicide or murder-suicide music

can imagine having this on in the ol' earphones while I'm gunning down some people, hopefully muzzies, if I ever reached that point

shouldn't be too long now haha
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>>73944698
use this image next time
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>>73944711

You played yourself
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491640854988.webm

Every weekend feeling
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>>73944750
got me
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>>73944711
EXACT same as me.
Is this an issue of being a serial wanker, or something else?
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>>73944753
He was posting pictures of his legs last night and flirting with lads. Think it's safe to say he's a bit bent.
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>>73944615
that's sad lad

i know that feel though, my parents argue a lot

but i've become numb to it
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>>73944801
nice

business idea: move to australia and shag turtle mong
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smoke a loud to the face they smokin quiet
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>>73944736
>not stepping in when your parents fought as a kid
RUNT
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>>73944801
You think?
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>>73944781
wanted to make sure
shan't be listening to your piece of shit advice then
i was the rorke all along
album sounds good so far
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where can I move to where there are no lefties?
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>>73944675
you empirically get smarter but you accumulate a lot of emotional baggage which interfere in decisions that actually matter
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>>73944831
do one you bellend
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>>73944818
They don't fight anymore they just spend loads of time apart. I think they're both having affairs, almost certain my dad is. Wouldn't surprise me if they divorced once my brother finishes school.
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>>73944851
This might actually be THE perfect post
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>>73944857
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>>73944831
My parents fought in front of me only once

My dad hit her and she fell to the floor. He then grabbed her by the hair and slapped her repeatedly.

Neither me nor my sister ever speak of it, but when my dad gets angry we leave the room reflexively because of it
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I know a bloke who can get me a handgun for £600

should I do it?
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>>73944843

Saudi
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>>73944857
Least I didn't let me da' treat me ma' like shit. Or vice versa.

Bad as each other, classic Yorkshire household it was.
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>>73944851
hmmm very interesting
who would've known this stroke of genius would be hidden in a line of a smash mouth song?
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my mom used to hit me over the head with a rake

was quite bothersome
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>>73944922
used to have a huge crush on a saudi girl
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>>73944680
I cba to get the picture off my phone but there's a picture of my ex wearing a narcisisst on the edge of a nervous breakdown t shirt with him that he posted on the bands fb. They went to shit after the first two albums anyway desu
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>>73944754
this post made me cackle
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>>73944910
You're more of a pussy than the other anon. You could've stopped it.
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dad never once struck my mum

never even properly shouted at her
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>>73944953
Does Croatia have nice beaches?
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pretty sure my my dad gave my mum a black eye once but she made some excuse and i was too young to think any more of it
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parents never hit me or my sister
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>>73944924
>Yorkshire
Hello paki
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>>73944783
>circumcised
>always wanked without lube, very fast with a tight grip
>didn't have sex for like 6 years after I wanked pretty much daily

Trying to work on it now but I'm pretty sure it's lost cause. My willy is used to my hand, I can barely feel anything when I'm fucking pussy even when she's tight. Just feels like a gentle massage, enough to stay hard but not enough to reach anything else.
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>>73944967
Dad is a violent twat, but it came out of nowhere
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>>73944993
ye but no yanks allowed, sorry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5i9k7s9X_A
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>>73944924
im not the one you're replying to, i had a functional household where my dad didn't punch the wall
just saying you're being a bellend for blaming a child who was abused
christ i want northerners to be gassed
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>>73945014
quite literally me
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>>73944982
yeah same
they have quite a boring relationship now that i think of it
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I think we all know now why we ended up here.
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>>73945018
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Dad used to finger my arse and make me suck him off. True story.
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>>73945018
good post xD
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>>73945003
I didn't say Bradford, and me dad never hit me mam. That only happens in brown households, Ahmed. The Quran encourages it.
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>>73944956
>rorke secretly wants to race mix and immigrate to a foreign country

fascinating...

could right wing politics perhaps just be one giant exercise in projection?
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>>73945056
bit gay
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Business idea: whites unite, conquer the world
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>>73945080
Poortherner
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>>73945048
>they have quite a boring relationship now that i think of it
Im alri with that desu
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>>73945030
should see the state of it now, fucking horrific
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>>73945014

Cummings is all mental lad

Think of the cummies and the cummy will cum
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>>73944993
>>73945018
I'm going to a Croatian beach this summer
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browsing reddit again :/
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>>73945116
rasheed
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>>73945031
Getting a smack of yer dad meant you were a shit. But letting yer dad smack yer mam proves you're also a spineless shit.
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>>73945119
well yeah at least they don't fight
but they're not all smiles with each other either
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>>73945085
We Rorkes contain multitudes
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ah yes saturday night
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>>73945136
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>>73945135

Arguably hate women like this lol
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>>73945116
Least I'm not in the South, or Pakistan as it's now known.
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>12.00 Celtic v Rangers
>15.00 Arsenal v Man City
>19.45 Real v Barcelona

very excited lads
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>>73944801
me and turtle mong arent the same..
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>>73945144
Ah yes, a child standing up to an angry and violent man, excellent idea.
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>>73945159
Well nah obviously not

When my mum gets drunk she starts getting really pissy with my dad (can't handle alcohol at all) but he takes it quite well
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>>73945194
are any of these matches on normal telly i.e channels 1-5?
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>>73945135
Love women
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>>73945195
Hello turtle mong
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>>73945135
Do you think it's even possible for a girl who looks like that to develop an interesting personality or will society turn her into a vapid cunt whether she likes it or not?

>inb4 fedora
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>>73945144
These are literally 'sheed sentiments. You could have explicated these directly from the Hadiths
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>>73945195
suck me off you cheeky slut:p
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Murder in Successville is quite funny desu
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>>73945228
Dunno. I use https://soccerstreams.net/
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>>73945228
fuck off povvo`
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I like to imagine that turtlemong is also phimosis lad
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>>73945111
define white
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>>73945238
no
everyone knows this
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>thinking turtlemong, phimo, and gay aussie are the same
you underestimate how many attentionwhoring aussies there are here
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>>73945135
who is this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1Nx3SU2izA

this very good song, russia nice friend country for british man like us
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(((beth)))
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>>73945272
He is
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>>73945200
Ah yes, a growing boy learning to be submissive and to let his mother get smacked, utterly failing to grasp what it means to be a man.

Really gets the raisins rumbling.
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>>73945272
he is. he is just too embaressed to admit it and he only posts about phimosis when he is horny
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>UK: 46% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds.

>Ireland: 16% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>France: 49% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Spain: 29% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Portugal: 23% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Belgium: 54% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Netherlands: 44% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Italy: 29% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Germany: 36% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Austria: 29% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Switzerland: 19% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Denmark: 37% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Sweden: 41% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Norway: 25% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Finland: 19% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Russia: 43% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

>Greece: 26% of babies born are from mothers with foreign backgrounds

http://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php/Migration_and_migrant_population_statistics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_European_Union
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>>73945272
why do you think people call him phimo
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>>73945283
I just assume that all flags from non-british countries are the same
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There are two gay Aussies as well.

t. gay Aussie knower
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>>73945284
She's American
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>>73945332
>>73945335
IMG_1142lad is another
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>>73945228
Arsenal man city will be because it's the fa cup
Also there's no such thing as 1-5 since analogue died, everyone has at least the freeview channels
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>>73945246
>Southerners in charge of being little sissy boys who let their mother get smacked around

Fucking hell, Ahmed. Didn't you do anything?
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>>73945233
>>73945247
question, has he posted timestamp? or proved thats him
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>>73945238
hot women don't even realize how good they have it
they think everyone's life is as easy as theirs
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>>73945327
the white race is dead

may as well give up and race mix now
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>>73945354
freeview channels don't air football though except channels 1-5
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>>73944933
its a very smart song. upbeat and simple enough that any child can enjoy it, and then when that child turns 29 he can analyse the lyrics on an anime imageboard and realise that he only understood its real message after it was too late.
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>>73945356
That's a yank mate come on
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>>73945327
>>Russia: 43%

b-b-based Putin! uncucking Russia, anti-globalist!
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>>73945249
I watch this with my mum and dad on takeaway nights. Not bad desu.
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>>73945367
Fuck off turtlemong
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>this woman getting 0 (zero) laffs on channel 5

Might do a cringe.
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>there's no Muslims in America
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>It's the year 66 Eliz. 2 in Britain
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>>73945432
Oh fuck here I go writing 65 Eliz. 2 on my cheques again
>>
>>73945356
we get it mate you grew up in the third world where you eventually had to kill your dad for his cattle herd or he'd send you down the diamond mines
you can fuck off now
>>
you're not white if you have lactose intolerance
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>>73945356
I didn't get beaten as a child nor did I see my father beat anyone else in my family because I'm not a tertiary character in a Dostoevsky novel and I live in a civilized region of the world.
>>
>>73945431
Proportionally compared to here not really

And you called him a southerner anyway Jesus Christ have a word
>>
>>73945387
wrong itv4 shows Europa league
also bt showcase channel 59, they show a fee free games every week from bt sports
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>>73945431
never seen nor met one
>>
having a word with myself
>>
cashed out on a 5 fold earlier lads and it only fucking came in
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2j5alJorxc

>17 minute long video by a nasal annoying twat about muh vidya

Literally who the fuck is watching this shite
>>
>>73945463
t. spineless southern poof
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>>73945293

Would like to give her a right kiss

I'm naughty, me
>>
Business idea: New Chartist/Leveller party
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>>73945432
>He puts all of his retarded laws in a Code because otherwise he wouldn't cope
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British tennis sensation Johanna Konta did a cry today because some old Romanian lad called her a bitch. BBC Sport are NOT happy, not happy AT ALL.
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>>73945505
make sure it's a stern one
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>>73945474
>America
>Civilised

Doin' a laugh
>>
wobbling me 'ead round
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>>73945537
elaborate, don't really get it
>>
>>73945545
>he doesn't want codified laws

australian """civilization"""
>>
might pop to shops and get some cider
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>>73945524
the sort of people who go on /v/ to whine about ess jay double yoos
>>
>>73945524
you
>>
The reason the world is in such disarray is because millenials weren't beaten enough as children.

Prove me wrong.
>>
>>73945623
Our parliamentary system isn't infested by corruption and insanity to the point that an item of legislation can't define itself.
>>
Had a wank and my bollocks exploded lads
>>
gonna sleep now
good night lads x
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yanks in
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>>73945573
New England is first world, mate
>>
the best gimmicks are only posted once or twice a week
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>>73945575
wind your neck in
dick head
>>
within ten years britain will sing "God Save the King" again
>>
>>73945690
I hope Prepbull drives Australia into the ground
>>
>>73945709
are we entering real yank hours?
>>
don't care about sex, a wank is a sufficient substitute
nothing can replace passionate kissing and a woman's touch though
>>
>>73945327
16% is still too high
>>
>>73945723
within 2 years I reckon

she's 90
>>
watching get out

not appreciating the insinuation that even if I do everything right race wise Im still in the wrong. Enough to turn me into a full on rorke.

Fuck niggers
>>
>>73945723
Queen will live to be 104
>>
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our conservative party is fucking pathetic
>>
Can you imagine my surprise?
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>>73945772
she's 91 you mong

and her mother lived to 101
>>
windin me neck in
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>>73945772
mong
hitting 100 is more likely than not
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>>73945723
>ten years

try two

silly yank
>>
>>73945631
skipped to a random point in the video and that's what he was talking about
>>
>>73945799
her mum wasn't queen though. it has to take a great toll
>>
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Eeeeeeee by gum came back from down t' coal mine for t' day and saw me dad deck me mum so I fucking murdered him reet good I were six year old I were bloody six
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>>73945836
Read it in his voice as well
>>
>>73945836
peter kay isn't funny
>>
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>>73945836
Screaming
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>>73945789

I see no one replied to this post, guess it doesn't fit your PRECIOUS NARRATIVE
>>
>>73945836
Is this what lower class Brits actually sound like
>>
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>>73945786
I don't get it, surely the RCMP are doing their job if the numbers are increasing right?
>>
I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON
>>
seriously wish there was more of a libertarian presence in the UK

want to carry a gun to defend my property and liberty lads
>>
Doing a cheeky watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHs2coAzLJ8
>>
>>73945897
precisely
>>
still watching babymetal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP4w2fCw5yw
>>
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>French Paki has to be held back by security as he lunges at the mayor of Paris
>turns out he's an ex-Muslim Paki who is angry because he thinks Muslims get treated too well

What an odd country.
>>
>>73945894
Only in some parts of the country, we have more accents/dialects in one county than you do in your whole country.
>>
>>73945894
It's what poortherners sound like, yes.
>>
>>73945723
hope not

I want this to be the anthem of a republican Britain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBsQVp5U9DM
>>
>>73945729
>Sensible, radical-centrist presiding over a competent policy apparatus who can get on well enough with a sane Opposition and cross bench to keep the country ticking away nicely
>Driving Australia into the ground
>>
>>73945836
Yorkshire anon here, howling.

Still doesn't make up for the fact you're a poofter though.
>>
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>>73945836
SHRIEKING
>>
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classism in the UK is alien to me

you lot literally divide yourselves up by your annual income
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>>73945689
>Are you saying you support the use of FORCE against INNOCENT CHILDREN?
>>
>>73945920
held back by a black policeman, to protect a spaniard woman
That's Paris for you
>>
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>seriously wish there was more of a libertarian presence in the UK
>>
>>73945732
2-3 hours to go
>>
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What company does this shitty logo belong to? They've installed some fucking annoying price comparison toolbar onto my browser and I don't know how to get rid of it.
>>
americans and norther americans into /cum/
>>
I would love Lauren southern to sit on my face
>>
>>73943959
Ah yes I can always count on /brit/ to cheer me up
>>
>>73945948
But hasn't the liberal party fucked up all your environmental legislation and your water quality in like NSW or something due to fracking.
>>
>>73945966
it's unironically more of a caste thing as it's literally based more on accent than on income.
>>
>>73945966
it happens in the US too
it just get masked better

class warfare is a fact of life
>>
sought something on a 'seek and found it
>>
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>>73945996
eskimos ruined /cum/ so now i'm here
>>
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Reckon I'd be quite a good boyfriend lads
>>
>>73945971
i'd bate the head of this wee baldy cunt if he ever so much as fucking breathed my air swear ta fuck
>>
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491617896711.webm

>You will never roam the steppes with your Cossack bros
>>
Jo Cox died for nothing
>>
Just took my vitamins

Think I'm ODing lads
>>
>>73946039
nice
>>
two kiwis in the thread? boy arent we spoiled
>>
>>73946029
what's an example of a low income accent
>>
Land of Hope and Glory, Mother of the Free
>>
>>73946045
Reckon theres only about 20 eskimos in existence senpai

And none have computers
>>
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>>73946083
Technically you can't overdoes on painkillers.
>>
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>>73945836
he's not even that bad

johnny vegas on the other have makes me want to stab my ear drums with a pen jesus fuck
>>
>>73945689
Corporal punishment makes children grow up into emotionally stunted, impoverished and stupid shites
>>
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UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes)

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712

PREPARE FOR ETERNAL TORY RULE
>>
>>73946093
inner city
>>
>>73946093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlNCskkl9ho
>>
>>73945989
what browser? its probably an extension which should be easy enough to disable
>>
tfw to mentally resilient too even consider suicide even though I'm far more depressed than all of you
>>
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>tfw time is just a fourth dimension we experience and everyone you know was/is/always will be dead and alive
>>
>>73946129
>johnny vegas
he once felt up my mum desu. not the best family anecdote.
>>
>>73946120

*dies*

My blood is on your hands!!!
>>
>>73946079
beautiful
>>
>>73946145
THEYVE BROKEN 50%

AAAAAAAAA
>>
>>73945928
>>73945929
Can someone post a video of a poortherner talking
>>
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>>73946007

nahhh faith goldy any day
>>
>>73946145
fake news

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855890726554652672
>>
>>73946171
Firefox, checked all my add-ons but it's not listed there, even uninstalled one of my anti-virus programmes (Avira) because I thought it might have been part of that, but it's still there.
>>
>>73946222
>>73946222
>>73946222
>>
>>73946197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll0dfWe-63w
>>
>>73946197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tc4Xr2TM4
>>
>>73945920
His clan lost benefits that a rival clan has? Or is he a sunni and thinks shias are getting the upper hand?

so many questions lads.
>>
>>73946225
There are multiple polls, and that one you posted is the outlier.
>>
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>>73946129
AHM SAT EER WIF ME PINT MUM, IM SET EER WI ME PINT

I KNO THE ANSWERS MUTHA

I'VE FELL IN T'POOL AND I'M PISSED UP
>>
>>73946191
Doctors are huge pussies here, I try and get steroids to treat skin problems but my GP keeps trying to give low % bullshit that doesn't do anything, like give me fucking proper medicine mate.
>>
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>>73946060
Ah, so you're threatening the use of force on me?
>>
>>73946188

they're all the fucking same eh, and kek no it isn't
>>
>>73946218
Good lad
>>
>>73946197
Sean Bean
>>
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>>73946157
horrible
>>
>>73946226
it might have been added to a legit addon. turn them off and on one-by-one
>>
90 page political thesis
>>
>>73945474

Ah mate, sorry I had no idea you read Russian Lit I thought you were stupid and not really good at reading sorry pal
>>
i bet lauren southern does exorbitantly large poos
>>
>>73946218

>no super sensual threes me where faith plays the mummy and Lauren is her anxious and curious daughter

Kill ME
>>
>>73946022
Pretty much both sides are responsible for that shit, it's not like Labor wasn't excited about novel mining until the hexane started bubbling up. Actually that's an interesting example because the Lock The Gate campaign demonstrates how the Nats and the Greens can get along too.
>>
>>73946242
jesus christ lmao
>>
>>73945463

"I don't even drink gravy cos I can't get a hard-on"
>>
>>73946088
>>73946136
>>73946179
>>73946197
>>73946315
>>73946366
terrible posts, just awful
>>
>>73946242
brits are adorable
>>
Just ordered paki pizza
they SAID 45 minute but it's usually 25
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