the gf edition
the gf out on our date
what is the worst crime you committed
T R U M P
R
U
M
P
Hitler never revived Heck super cows
>>73942046
smoked weed
>>73942046
I stole a $2.50 pack of strawberries from my school cafeteria when I was 14
>>73942055
fuck that guy
Turkbro loves Colorado, poptars, Wisconsin and O J.
>>73942046
I think I stole Mario 64 out of one of those giant wheel basket things at the goodwill store and didnt pay for it
in my defence though, it probably wouldnt have even been put on sale
cum lol
>>73942110
>I think I stole Mario 64 out of one of those giant wheel basket things at the goodwill store and didnt pay for it
Not a crime senpai. Mario 64 is worth it.
I still love Banjo Kazooe more than it tho.
>>73942055
D R U M P F
R
U
M
P
F
tfw no chicken nuggents
>WAITAMINUTE, IF YOU COMBINE THE FIRST LETTER OF THESE COUNTRIES...
>>73942040
is this before she convinced you to let her fuck you with a strap-on to show you're not a bigot and to strengthen the feminist cause?
>>73942180
Trump trumps all the chumps, go back to your stump
>>73942156
Turok is the best N64 game
Is there more to life than getting drunk and eating chicken fingers?
>>73942180
Trump is the best US prez after Carter tho.
>Trump trumps all the chumps, go back to your stump
>is this before she convinced you to let her fuck you with a strap-on to show you're not a bigot and to strengthen the feminist cause?
>>73941863
Yeah, the Cliffs of Moher were my favorite
>>73942267
I can't think of anything better
>>73942263
uh, no
Sin and Punishment is
>>73942267
Right now I am drunk af and eating the food my mom made. I never been happier in my life senpai.
>>73942263
>best 64 game
>not Ocarina of Time
who /Charlotte, NC/ here?
>>73942280
FUCK YOU MATH FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>73942278
Or you'll get a lump on your rump
>>73942180
why do people think this was a clever insult?
>almost got in a 3 car pileup today with me in the center because traffic went from 60 to 0 in a couple feet
>almost
how do I celebrate my achievement of survival
>>73942356
it's post irony you wouldn't understand
>>73942338
I had a bud from Charlotte
he died :(
Stop discussing products made by asian people
>>73942338
>Southern USA
Best USA t b h.
>>73942280
yeah
that's what i look like
and what?
>driving in southern california
your're thoughts
>>73942401
fuck you chi piece of shit
With that said, i could never wrap up how people that think Banjo Kazooie is better than Mario 64 exist.
ah yes, the british
>>73942415
NIPPONESE CHEBS
shall be the new discussion
>>73942507
what is chebs
If you don't have a OnePlus phone, then you're clearly a plebian who enjoys paying more for less
>>73942496
yep
that's two of our best girls
>>73942533
Boobs
>>73942431
what's the matter not man enough to race me down sunsent blvd
>average /cum/ poster making a stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02gLPWxEMbM
Turkbro posting his all time 3 favorite hip-hop albums.
Post a better one.
>>73942495
Can we all agree Banjo Kazooie was never good and is only remembered fondly because of children who are now in their late 20's played that thing 24/7 because it was all they had?
>>73942046
Selling drugs i guess
>>73942575
its a solid 7/10
cant come close to competing with mario 64 though
>>73942272
HW was the best we've had since Nixon
>>73942046
shoplifted some candy in my edgier days
>>73942575
>>73942575
I think is certainly a game made for children desu, is too easy.
Bit drunk buds
>>73942572
Are you the real turkbro?
The one of old??
>>73942560
I saw some mexicans racing each other through a parking lot traffic jam on I-5 when I visited LA
>>73942575
>Banjoo
>bad
Wtf?
>>73942634
Bushes were both good presidents desu.
Nixon was the last good president
spyro 2 is a good game
>>73942664
What was the most expensive thing you stole?
>>73942670
>Are you the real turkbro?
Ofc I am. I was there when CIA, Queens, Cuteposter, Notadrunk aka Monopolyman and Jotolisco posted.
>consorting with chink commies
>raiding election candidates files
>good president
FDR and Drumpf are the worst US presidents.
Both latin america tier
I liked timesplitters a lot during my autist days
>>73942748
Happy to hear lad, how you been? Kebab shop when?
>>73942721
Probably an Aero bar
tfw didn't even steal the good candy
*throws america to the ground*
*starts stomping it's fucking face*
And to add to my argument, you can clearly tell that the fondness for Banjo Kazooie is through extremely rose tinted glasses because of how fucking awful Yooka Laylee is
Prove me wrong
pro tip you cant
*cough*
m-make america
*wheeze*
great again
>>73942826
*shoots you*
>>73942804
I am fine senpai. How you doing? I will open my kebab joint in Memphis.
>>73942765
Drumpf hasn't done much but meme tho
good presidents
>Andrew Jackson
>Donald J Trump
>Ted Roosevelt
>George Washington
bad presidents
>abraham lincoln
>woodrow "morning wood" wilson
>barrack obama aka BO
>lyndon b johnson aka BJ
>>73942717
>riptos rage
muh nigga
crash bandicoot 3 was also the shit
>>73942826
honestly they deserve it for electing Drumpf
*joins in the violence*
>woodrow wilson was a bad president
>>73942307
We went there during a huge fucking rainstorm and I couldnt see shit. We took the dirt road along the cliff and it was muddy as fuck, I put my ahead over the cliff while the wind howling and I was scared shitless
>>73942874
he's done more good than obama
>>73942849
*gives you one final stomp*
yeah, make my shoe great again
>>woodrow wilson was a bad president
>lincoln was a bad president
What's /cum/s shoe size? I'm size
11.5
>>73942875
>George Washington
>
John Tyler tier
>trump is a bad president
>I just love forcing my wife to wear a highly detailed, phallic shaped strapon that she can shove deep into my anus
>it's not gay though because my wife is doing it ;^J
>>73942862
I'm good, nothing too interesting
You still play city skylines? I enjoyed those comfyposts. Wish you posted more but it's probably best for you to be out and enjoy your life desu
Thoughts on the election??
>drinking beer in rakı glass
>respecting Andrew Jackson, Reagan and Bush family
America needs more people like me.
3/4 of USA is now all nu-male traitors cucks.
>>73943032
>Skylines
I still play it. Made a British town. Posted on Birt.
>election
I voted no.
>>73942957
size 14 shit kicker here
>I form my opinions based off of /pol/ infographics.
>>73943091
Mind posting the brit town here lad?
You're a true american hero
>>73943040
Dubya would have been a meh president if we hadn't pulled out of Iraq so quickly
>he's a mexican who posts an english model on a zimbabwean chicken farming advice forum
>>73943097
How tall are you? I think my feet are small relative to my height.
>>73943040
>>respecting Andrew Jackson, Reagan and Bush family
Excellent post.
>>73943121
A panaromic view of downtown from suburbs.
>>73943158
>>73943040
wanna switch places
team moose on swipe down detail....
I live by this motto.
>>73943205
mad man
cara is ugly
>>73943205
>Por que Anon tiena tanta foto de esa vieja peluda en su computadora? Pienso que es un maricon
>>73943172
6'2"
>>73942046
Stealing a toy I didn't notice I kept in my hands.
I cried so much, mom and I went, and put it back.
I was 5 or 6.
I thought I was going to go to jail if I was caught.
>>73943200
Would live in/10
Are you going to be a city planner some day? I think you'd be good at it
>I voted no
Come home, American man
>>73942957
10 I think
>>73942046
lying to the cops about an incident involving a knife
post your favorite cup/glass
pic related is mine
>>73943373
See I am a footlet, I'm a 6'4" lanklet with size 11.5 and you have way bigger feet. No homo this combo seems a little fruity
>>73943420
I wish. Another pic for you senpai.
>>73943436
But I will only live in Minnesota or Wisconsin.
good thing Trump has done nothing since becoming President, he's shit at enacting his terrible policies
>>73942046
I accidentally stole some batteries when I was 8
>good thing Trump has done nothing since becoming President, he's shit at enacting his terrible policies
>>73942137
>>73942205
Excellent posts, bud.
>>73943572
nuh uh
he personally went to egypt to save a QT Egyptian POWs
oohh fedora, so smaaart.....
>>73943550
you know what they say about big feet
Electing Trump guarantees that chinks will be the next superpower
>oohh fedora, so smaaart.....
>>73943572
He saved a scotus seat, idc what else he does
post it...
you know you want it....
>tfw stealing pepper and salt packets and peanut butter from the hospital cafe
new joisey
get some cawfee from new joisey
>>73943716
>Electing Trump guarantees that chinks will be the next superpower
t. hasn't been following the news lately
Obama was a weak-wristed faggot that let them do whatever they want.
>>73943716
>>73943747
Are you back home?
everyone i talk to is a bloody transhumanist
Worst republican > best democrat
>>73943839
absolutely devilish
>>73943716
>>73943911
jokes on you, I only got fooled once
Worst Democrat > Best European
>>73943800
Obama pivot to Asia hinged on the TPP to contain China's economic influence and surround China with economic allies. Until his successor bailed out...
>>73942560
>uh-oh-matic
>>73943852
Nah lad might have to stay for another 2.5 weeks depending on how funding goes
It costs 2k a day to keep me here lel
>>73942046
Stole some cookies from whole foods just now.
>>73943716
>getting fooled at all
>>73943950
Worst European >>>>>>>best DemoRat
>>73944002
jesus christ how horrfying
>>73944003
you lost
>>73944003
>2016
>not a sanders hat
>>73943986
Sucks
hahaha le funnies!
>>73944003
Fool me twice
Can t get fooled again
>>73943716
.
>>73942957
Size 12, 6'3" height
Wingspan is 6'3" too
>Worst European >>>>>>>best DemoRat
>>73942614
>clinton county
Hang on what
>>73944107
thats rad as fuck
>>73944054
and you got tricked
>reddit flags
>>73944075
nice try nerd
>>73944179
you grasp for straws like your mom grasps for my dick
>>73944003
this is an EXCEPTIONAL bait image
thanks
>>73944179
i didn't support a commie kike who has never accomplished anything though
>>73944234
with a magnifying glass in hand?
>you grasp for straws like your mom grasps for my dick
If 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 I will die alone
>>73944002
>animal planet
?
>>73944253
that doesn't change anything
I heard there was an old roach here
>yfw Jesus was born 4 years before Christ.
>>73944154
it's actually pronounced clit county
>I complain about reddit flags even though they don't affect me
Btw senpai post your fave Wire character.
>fell for the "ur mom will die" 4 years ago
>mom is still alive
.....hmmmm....
>>73944283
the good ol' days of the top 10 lists
comfy times
Alright
We're here for Kotyank
Do as we say and we'll not be to rough
>roach
>>73944313
umm, sweetie, they effect how everyone responds, therefore it effects everyone
sorry logic isn't your're forte though ;)
Is he really dead?
>>73944366
extraflags are only visible to people with it installed
>>73944379
F ;_;7
>>73944379
imagine defending a group of people who voted for this to become their new dictator
>I complain about reddit flags even though they don't affect me in any meaningful way
>>73944326
Slim Charles.
>>73944334
i watched that shit religiously.
I hated how the first 9 posts were always absolute feats, and the number one was always a relative one.
should I get another pint of halo top?
tfw people reply to me without giving me (you)s
>>73944283
>He didn't watch The Most Extreme when he was a kid
Lmao what shithole did you grow up in?
imagine defending a group of people who voted for this to become their new dictator
>>73944465
democracy is a scam
>>73944465
>who voted for this
I did not.
>>73944362
I was possibly there before you.
>>73944379
Nah.
>>73944480
>Slim
Based.
>>73944523
ok i'm imagining it.
now what?
@73944492
yep
>my most fondest memory from being a kid is watching TV
>>73944513
i didn't have cable as a kid, I read books instead
>>73944571
>I read
Fuck off nerd
Listened to asmr for 2 hours fug......
>>73944545
redpill me on the erdogan voting thingy.
i saw it on twitter but didnt give a shit
>>73944571
>not being able to do both
>>73944617
leave him alone
>reading
What's happening in Turkey and USA made me realize that democracy is way overrated. Damn brainwashing making me think its perfect.
>>73944545
watch evil dead
>he didn't grow up watching the highest quality shows
when my NeoPets virtual grandkids ask me what I'm most proud of in my life, I can look them in their digi-eyes and tell them:
I posted pictures of people in fedoras on an anime masturbation forum
so.. I don't see any wall yet..
>73944661
Bogpill me on Drumpftards
>>73944692
there won't ever be one
>>73944634
>he opens a voting
>its about giving him power
>he wins
>but 13 of 15 richest towns voted against him
>remaining 2 towns' center voting areas voted aganist him
>he also doesnt feel happy and tries to embrace everyone
it is like that.
>>73944732
Cuck
>>73942717
Easily the weakest of the trilogy. 1 is still king.
>>73944692
it's a magic wall you filthy muggle, your kind can't see it
>>73944692
I'm not counting on it being built. Even if he did start building it, it's likely that if he doesn't make it into office again that the wall will be cancelled (if it's even possible to build a wall in under 4 years or he actually does it).
>>73944571
>I didn't have cable growing up
Again
What shithole did you grow up in?
>>73944764
1 is fucking garbage and so are you
skateboard and possession of skateboard paraphernalia should be misdemeanor charges
>>73944732
>known to be in contact with /r/the_donald
>ruled by Israel with an iron fist
>first slave labourers on Mars will be drumpf supporters
>>73944799
>1 is garbage
Kys youreself
Reagan was a good president in some ways and a bad one in some ways.
>>73944815
>not wanting natural selection to exist
>>73944832
radical centrists OUT
>>73944827
>1 is good
whole game is running from beginning to end collecting shit on the ground. it blows
>>73944832
Better than Carter, worse than Bush
>>73944832
>ex hollywood cuck who starts crack on black areas
>good
Kek. His ghost still haunts USA. He was scum.
>>73944815
*180 nollies you*
>waah drumpfs wall hasn't been built within the first 3 months of office. i want my votes back
who actually thinks this? it sounds like a criticism from someone who has never worked a day in their life
>>73944832
>and a bad one in some ways.
>some
gonna order a chinky and watch the game tonight
WE GOT THE TOTEM
>>73944832
Best american president ever.
>>73944866
Spyro's a collectathon platformer. It's the same as 2 and 3, except it focuses on solid level design and atmosphere instead of shitty gimmicks.
>>73944815
this but unironically
skateboard culture is built around breaking laws
and as such should be treated as an extremest organization and outlawed
>>73944930
the things that poor thing has seen
>>73944876
>destroying the black family
>a bad thing
>>73942280
>faggot doesn't even reply to the post
>>73944930
Jeesus
Did they actualy pay 1.5k?
Please never discuss politics in /cum/ again. Love you lads but y'all ignorant as fuck.
>>73944930
Neat
>>73944930
>1500 united states dollars
at first I hated my unusually fat ass (literally just the ass) but now that I've been becoming more homosexual I just see myself as thicc
sometimes I have fantasies that a future version of myself who is ripped, successful, and intelligent will come back in time to give me pointers on life and then fuck my boipussi hard
>>73944306
cuck
>free (you) from a redditor
aright
>>73944997
You haven't seen nuffin, yet.
The Wire is best American series.
Lyndon Johnson is best president.
Detroit in 50s aka Motown is best city.
You can't even argue back.
>>73944941
there is simply no level design. the puzzles and activities in all the levels of spyro 2 made them memorable
>>73942046
I already told you
>>73944988
bad post
>>73945000
HW and Nixon were both objectiveky good presidents
>>73944997
they ended up being payed their money back didn't they?
>>73943570
>ywn live in one of Turkbros cities
WHAT THE FUCK DKES THIS EVEN MEAN AAAAHAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73945037
...
>>73945037
no way
no goddamn way
>>73944326
the gay dude
>>73945043
>implying is not 60s L.A.
dumb roach
>>73945033
t. kek
>>73944859
I am full traditionalist. His bad parts are mainly from caving in to the neocons. Iran-Contra was also a major problem.
>>73945079
>wanting to live in Gary, Indiana
>>73945043
>Lyndon Johnson is best president
Great Society destroyed the black working class
>>73941993
god, who is she?
>>73945141
t. never been to gary
Just because people use garbage bags to patch their roofs doesnt mean its a shit hole. Its a quaint charming and affordable town.
>>73945169
Emily Rudd
>>73945093
the saga never ends
>>73945169
dodie clark
jesus christ i ate a pound of ground beef for fun this morning and my farts smell exactly like ground beef mixed with poo
>>73945189
t. hill person
>>73945141
>Gary,IN
>bad
In its prime, it was a top town.
>>73944930
the best thing to come out of virginia recently
>>73945142
what the fuck?
>>73945076
I wouldnt trust chris on that one, laddie
>>73945204
Thanks
>>73945197
Thanks as well
>>73945225
what the fuck?
delet this post
>>73945084
Voltage regulation = [(no load volts - full load volts)/full load volts]*100%
What's not to get?
>>73945239
isnt that why he's trying to sell the shirt?
America needs another War on Drugs.
>>73945231
hooked on gibs
>>73945260
All the rest of the words
Rate my Indiana looking town.
>>73945270
Dunno only heard about some stamp lottery by this lunatic
>>73945300
Civil War 2.0: Invasion of Marijuana states edition
>>73945334
autism/10
>>73944954
i wasnt beinh ironic
skateboarding is loud and obnoxious and i hate it
>>73945345
Yes.
>>73945334
looks like it came straight out of a john mellencamp song
>>73945334
Where's the Black Sea/10
>>73945364
Rude.
This is a Midwest town I made after USA.
>>73945334
7/10
rate mine
>>73945383
You're loud and obnoxious and I hate you
>>73945339
>Chris sell totem for the above price
>instantly uses the money for autistic shit, doesnt send totem
>buyer does a thing and is owed his money back
>Chris sells shirt to pay buyer back and still sends the totem
at least that's what I heard
gonna pop in the old spyro 2 now
>>73945439
doubt you will
why don't canadians eat grilled cheese
>>73945412
More realistic and better than mine.
Nice af senpai.
>11-23-15
That was right after the genocide of good posters
>>73945464
i fucking love grilled cheese
god bless that janny man
@73945334
@73945412
>grids
>>73945334
tubro comfy
>>73945364
terrible post
>>73945467
thanks bro, here are the suburbs
i have like 1000 assets i think, im obsessed with accurately portraying north american cities
>>73945410
>ywn be a high school quarterback
I know I'm not your daughter, but I too, have value in this world.
do you guys ever report posts you dont like?
>>73945410
Needs a gravely parking lot and it's solid.
>>73945385
So who would win this Civil War then if these were the sides? Purple & greens versus greys?
>>73945045
>the puzzles and activities in all the levels of spyro 2 made them memorable
>>73942046
Killed my mom.
What're your thoughts on the upcoming transformers film?
Grandpa is going to die in a month. Probably won't live to see me graduate