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anime

>>73936704
Russia only became a superpower under Stalin

fuck all to do with Sweden

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>>73936680
Me in the center

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3za0Uj0Q0Y absolute choon

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Sister left her phone in my room and she's been sending nudes to some british guy for money

he's literally sending 1 pound per picture

>>73936680
crikey that is an unfortunate face

>davai vmestye
does this mean 'let's meet up', russlads

>>73936744
Yeah but Swedes were responsible for creating Russia, just like Brits were responsible for creating America. Learn to read.

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*sips*

>>73936628
>you can't state the objective fact that women physically weaker than men
ah yes, very good. Even if that weren't the case, they have lower fitness standards by far. Say you were a soldier and you'd been shot, would you rather that the person dragging you to safety:
a) could definitely complete 10 pullups
b) could not complete 10 pullups

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>>73936621
I played a lot of WRPGs and other games only on PC like RTS and City Builders/Tycoon games
I had a PS2 but not many games for it,

when I was even younger my dad wouldnt let me use his PC so I mostly played SNES and PS1
Got an N64 too but right at the end of its life.

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Thinking

Reminder that female soldiers are just fine

Got into a fight at work on Friday and it was all on camera. Probably gonna lose my job even though the filthy gypsy started it.

>work for a steel works as an engineer
>love it
>amazing money
>great crack with the lads
>they employ a lot of agency workers
>probably 50% are Slovak gypsies
>stood at turnstile on Thursday at 5 ready to clock out
>some new gypo and his mate looking at me and my mate from a little distance away
>obviously talking and laughing about us
>start laughing and talking about this shitskin
>he sees
>next day
>stood there again at same time
>he comes in
>stare the filthy little bastard down
>gets in my face
>''you have problem?!''
>laugh and tell him to get the fuck out of my way
>he won't
>time to clock out
>he's blocking my way out
>tell him at least 4 times to move
>he doesn't
>eventually grab him by the throat and throw him into the wall to the left and give him some choice words
>he backs down
>turn around to pick my bag back up
>he punches me in the back of the head
>fanny punch, doesn't hurt
>turn around and start laying into the filthy, gypsy bastard
>one of the lads pulls me off
>leave him on the floor and clock out
>go home
>not heard anything since

Think I'm pretty fucked desu. Know a lad that got sacked for just grabbing some guy by the throat

>>73936753
Loughborough mentioned

>>73936767
i bet she earns more than you

Why isn't 11 called onety one?

>>73936778
>implying russia was a superpower because of their cultural heritage and not communist efficiency

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>>73936767
sorry about that senpai

>>73936806
My retinae did not peruse one iota of this drivel

>>73936621
>>tiny hands hated the big boys controller
>HOWLING

It was oversized, crap design

people knew it and moaned about it even back then

https://www.geek.com/games/xbox-controller-for-normal-hands-549749/

>>73936803
Frontline - no

>>73936831
Russia was a great power even before Communism
WWII just killed every other great power.

>>73936806
At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameas and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.

Really want to bury my face in my (female) boss's pussy lads

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>>73936814
LUFFBRA

R
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V
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C H E B S

>>73936875
great power =/= superpower

>>73936886
is she a dominant MILF?

>>73936806
sad really but can't see you getting away with this

>>73936867
>start rattling off rounds at some ISIS bastards with the lads
>hear something behind me
>"STAHP, STAHP IT"

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712
Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+4)
LAB: 25% (-)
LDEM: 11% (-)
UKIP: 7% (-2)

(via ComRes

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>>73936730
Definitely on May's side on mose of these specific issues and as a whole but I don't think I can bring myself to vote Tory again. UKIP is in a shambles thought they failed to rebrand after BREXIT.

Don't have a clue who to vote for because nobody represents my views at all. I want someone between the Tories and UKIP but with way less government power to spy on the people. Don't think it exists though.

>>73936893
Russia was a superpower after the defeat of Napoleon. It only declined after the Crimean War.

>>73936867
Better a woman than a paddy

>>73936907
Nah mate, she's a nubile 20 year old.

>>73936893
memes
technology increased and rivals vanished
that's why they became a superpower

Britain without WWII would have been a superpower.

Business idea: move to rural Ireland and lead a life of peace and simplicity

love how people post more than 2 lines and expect me to read it haha

Might go to Estonia, hang out in bars, and pretend to be a member of the military, so that some Russian femme fatales seduce me.

why do welsh people look like arabs?

>>73936925
>theresa would win a first around french election

>>73936926
mainstream british libertarian party when

Are military people irritating in your cunt? Over here in yankland they're pretty terrible. Constantly prancing about and expecting special treatment for defending Saudi Arabia and Israel. They also tend to be very violent and prone to mental illness.

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It begins

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>my boss (female, 20)

>>73936971
>what is ukip

>>73936978
>didn't get attention in thread so posted it in brit instead
pitiful

>>73936966
I'll avenge you la

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpOG4zCXpoE

>>73936978
As a military veteran (did 4 years in air force HR) I am offended by your post and request that you delete it at once

>>73936986
Watch it lads, we've got a madman here.

>>73936978
nah, they're decent enough lads. Some of them are chavvy bellends though

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855871512510963712

this joke is getting a bit out of hand now lads aha...

>>73936950
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fauwMHzdfK

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#DabToDowningStreet

Brit threads move faster than Barry Allen, holy shit

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POO

AND WANK

>>73936966
*screeches "STOLEN VALOUR" in your face*

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>labour
>conservatives
>ukip

>>73936978
they're usually good dudes here
everyone in America is just a fuckup

>>73937027
STANDING, ON THE EDGE

>>73937026
Basically the same here, I'd say most are sound/bro tier and maybe 30% are absolute knobs

>>73937015
ukip aren't libertarian nor mainstream enough

slowing down on the drugs was a very wise choice
head feels less foggy

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>lib dems!

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>>73937058
WEW

Also revschebs

muslims are a fifth column

Convinced clubs use dodgy as fuck lenses for those pictures. There's no way there exist so many people uglier than me.

how do we solve a problem like labour

>>73937034
it's a saturday night so all the brit lads who have jobs and no social lives and all the brit lads who have lectures in the week and no social lives can post with the neets who are brit regulars so obviously going to be busy

Sick of hearing about turkeys and christmases

until there's a proper working-class party again I don't want to hear it

>>73937089
why are girls so vapid

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>>73937027

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>>73937093
>tfw rejected by a girl who looked like a fatter, bigger chebbed version of that girl

tea turned out very peng

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>>73937015
UKIP are as close as it gets but they're a complete mess right now. I'll have to vote soon enough cause it'll be postal and although I know the Tories will win I just wish I had a party I could truly believe in rather than a bunch of lying neo-cons who want to watch me masturbate in the Tory party and the in-fighting mess of UKIP who have forgotten what policy is.

>you should never hit a woman

FUCK.THAT

If a woman thinks she can start throwing her hands around like a man then she better expect to get hit back like a man. Done it before and will do it again.

Obviously I'm not going to full on smack her with a haymaker but I will most definitely slap the shit out of a girl that is attacking me after she has been told to stop

>>73937103
When you're monged and have been drinking for 12 hours, dehydrated as fuck in some dark room and some nonce comes out of nowhere with his camera and bright flash, it tends to make for an unflattering picture

>>73937027
No need to be shy anymore, Tories

>>73937157
not too peng then

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>>73937157
>tfw no thicc club gf

>>73936907

She's very dominant and has tactical ways to make you feel really small, even if she doesn't intend it.

Would love to lick her feet.

rag n bone man can fuck off as well the fat twat

Reminder NeoCons are the truly enlightened ones

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JEWS

>>73936929
Paddies in the forces are better than split arses

>>73937147

can we all at least agree with this?

doing a worry about going back to uni after a month in my room lads

>>73937184
'sheed

>>73937195
would x3

>>73937168
You're kidding yourself if you thought UKIP were ever a viable electoral party. We got what we wanted. Move on

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>If a woman thinks she can start throwing her hands around like a man then she better expect to get hit back like a man. Done it before and will do it again.

Always feel like bouncers are judging how I look and dress

>>73937184
Punched my mum in the face once. Knocked her down and gave her a proper black eye. Did NOT feel good, would NOT do it again and made me reconsider my view on if it's okay or not.

To be fair to myself the circumstances surrounding it were, complicated, but I still shouldn't have done it.

Does britain likes Chile?

>>73937204
nice
>>73936967
we don't

if all men wanted to, they could enslave all women and treat them like property

>>73937184
i can guarantee this poster is 5'4 or below

why are runts always so obsessed with hitting women?

might drop a mixtape soon

>>73937253
>raising hands on your own mum
you deserve to get your shit done in

>>73936978
Older generation are fine. It's the younger ones, sort of Iraq/Afghan vets that think they're all heroes and deserves respect and admiration. They'll constantly remind you that they served

peter hitchens has said that skimmed milk is shit and was only given to prisoners. but if thats the case then does it contain more calcium than full fat hmm?

Lebanon seems like a cool country

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we need women in the army otherwise its sexist

>>73937294
>>73937279
Poundland posters

>>73937239
I never said viable, I actually said straight up I know the Tories will win and have done since Labour started voting in absolute mongs. I said I wanted to believe in the party. I can't believe in a party focused on in-fighting and the Tories get worse every day.

How many elections away are we from the first non white prime minister?

I'd wager at the absolute most we're 3 away

>>73937294
link us when it's done sweetie xx

>>73936925
>>73937027
christ, what is wrong with people in this country
such deluded twats

my country > your country

>>73937268
seems like one of the better Latino countries.

>ex dumps you
>get angry
>jump up and down whilst calling her a slut
>start to anxiety so sweating lots
>wipe it on her dog
>panicing now
>run around the house
>still shouting
>her housemate asks what the problem is
>didn't want him to see me like this
>leave through front door crying a bit now
>kick bins out the front
>hurts a bit

>>73937268
Prefer Texas tbqh

>>73937271
Wow Corbyn is based as fuck. Wish we could trade Bernie for him

>>73937268
we don't think about you
but you're good lads in terms of the Falklands

>>73937292
I want you to slap me, spit in my mouth and then call me a faggot

>>73937184
Would only hit a woman if she went after my friends or my family or pulled a knife or something. Genuinely afraid I'd kill a woman with a single punch. I am FAR too tanked out to be hitting frail little slags.

*heems my mother*

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>>73937319
>I said I wanted to believe in the party

What does this mean though? What do you want to believe in? That they can be a government? I believed they could win the referendum. They did. I don't believe they can do anything more now.

>>73937349
its a fake quote, reddit

>>73937316
If they want to go and do the globalists bidding fighting pointless wars in the middle east then let them

if we ever get in a real war there will be conscription anyway

>>73937253
Don't hit your mum not matter what. I don't think you should closed fist punch a woman but if she is attacking you and won't stop then you need to slap that cunt.

>>73937292
6ft 170lb and sexy as fuck. I'm not gonna stand there and let anyone attack me. Man or woman.

>>73937332
alri tim

cant run a fucking country on wisdom

>>73937315
reddit country

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>>73937301
>you deserve to get your shit done in

Like the French have in every war for the past eon? Has a Frenchman ever raised his hand without holding a white flag?

Voting for Corbyn

>>73937320
I assumed Chuka Umuna would be the Labour leader after Ed but he ruled himself out by buggering rent boys

Anyone else attracted to girls with butterfaces?

Not too bad, but not conventionally attractive. 5/10ish, trashy girls.

Have quite a pretty girlfriend but trashy girls have a certain, gross allure about them

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>go on Facebook
>"<Oneitis" changed their profile picture"
>her and some guy I don't recognise

>>73937268
malvinas britannicos ajajajakkasjsjskdhaksjnasj

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I am generally not misogynist but due to the nature of women being completely protected, sheltered, and in a bubble, I think it is silly to take anything they have to say seriously.

>>73937413
>>73937410
hmmm

>>73937184
you should never hit anyone

Matthew 5:38-48

>>73937399
I thought we were friends, Canada

>Matthew 5:38-48

Do britain and france secretly love each other?

>>73937271
Corbyn continued " But higher education is never-the-less completely necessary and we must make it free for all people, regardless of their nationality or citizenship status."

having a chat with the french/irish lass

fuck this guy >>73937450

might write a letter to the Corinthians

not the football team

>>73937453
yes

>>73937414
iktf

i just blocked her updates from appearing on my newsfeed after a while, helped me get over her

Dock the jannies pay til he sorts this out

>>73937410
>>73937427

i understand it's funny calling me a bender but i would like some serious, on topic (you)s please

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>>73937441
*turns the other cheek

New Paramore song is fucking tune

Song of the summer

>>73937491
>>73937488
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>73936767
tell her to up the price to 5 pounds
supply and demand

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>>73937441
Early christians were literally commies weren't they

>>73937491
would have sex with this one ngl

>>73937499
it's fucking shite

>>73937483
>>73937488
double par

>>73937488
alri bender wasteman

the tories are gonna destroy the nhs and not even reduce immigration lmao

>>73937488
moist yout

wearing a skirt

>>73937483
>>73937413
>>73937410
>>73937483

FUCKING FUMING, FUCK OFF

did a fat line of charlie and now i'm paranoid im gonna have a heart attack

>>73937499
Congratulations you're the only 14 year old girl on /brit/

>>73937506
no, commies dont believe in god and are willing to murder people to achieve their aims

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>>73937483
>>73937488

>>73937519
but muh labour immigration

>>73937483
>>73937488
Ah yes, the ol' runt

>>73937506
Clarkson has such a weird peculiar look
not sure what it is

>>73937523
I bet you're cute

>>73937538
fuck off wasteman bender

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me on the right

Who here /eastern orthodox/ master race?

>>73937572
It's just that rough flabby face old british look. Like Churchill.

Sucks to know that I will not age well but I can see it coming years off.

Off to Sainsburys, you lads want anything?

>>73937292
not him but I'm 5'6 and I've never hit a woman, but as a short person it's a much harder fending off someone who's pretty much the same height as you when they're punching your face and scratching at your eyes and shit.

Women are just creatures honestly. Look how this woman just starts screaming at the man, not fucking saying anything, just screaming. That's not how a conscious being would react.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9JZyIZKNhQ

>>73937554
>christians aren't willing to murder people to achieve their aims
>african christians set fire to gay people
pick one

>>73937612
ah yes russian engineering student in imperial

theres a preggo escort prostituting herself hahahahaha

>>73937624
No, but tell Jessica she'd better be home by 10 or else

>>73937184
i think its a social-acceptance pendulum. used to be ok for men to hit women but not vice-versa, now its ok for women to hit men but not vice-versa, in 50 years maybe it'll be back the other way.

women are spooks
they're not real

>>73937608
Want to scalp the one on the left and wear his hair as my own

>>73937624
turkey twizzzlers

>>73937634
he said early christians i.e. real christians

if you dont follow christs teaching you arent a christian

REALLY hate veterans and the elderly lads

>saw some black people dressed in funny clothes giving pamphlets out exclusively to black people and telling them that they are israelites and gods chosen people in birmingham city centre today
are they christians or jews i don't understand

>>73937539
nah you probs won't, dw enjoy yourself
dont do coke in future though

>>73937668
bet you watch anime

>>73937624
cornetto

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>>73937650
>tfw preggo fetish

>>73937690
WE

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>>73937665
worry

off to piggly wiggly. anyone want owt?

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Wife works at an almost all white tech startup and shes been for "work drinks" every day this weekend

>>73937699
Never watched it in my life. Unless Pokemon counts watched that as a kid. Nothing in Japanese though.

>>73937733
Cornetto

>>73937710
post more

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>>73937690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrGziJnsa7Q

>>73937690
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwAI04ckakE

>>73937690
>Hoteps and Black Israelites have spread to England

HOWLING

>>73937650
Seen a couple of these profiles before
They charge a fucking premium for the fetish but I'd bet most are lying and pretend to be 3 months and not visible

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>>73937755
Literally all I have for SFW images.

How many girls are there actually on /soc/?

>>73937746
>every day this weekend

So she's been out twice

>>73937770
>Hoteps
Actual cancer

>>73937772
http://www.sexemodel.com/escort/Femme.enceinte75013-200961/?stage=1
quite visible mate
also accepts creampie

>>73937792
About 27

>>73937792
a fair few, some of them are pretty attractive but mental and attention seeking

>>73937523
pics

>>73937820
>dem eyes

>>73937820
nice. shame about the tats. ruins women 2bh.

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>>73937690
There's too many preachers in brum city centre, they all need to be banned

I've seen the Christian and Muslim stands have arguments over megaphones in the middle of new street several times

>>73937756
nonce

>>73937807
A Hotep just shot three white blokes in Fresno California this week after releasing a video manifesto

>>73937756
the teacher is the one taking the pic

literal nonce

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>>73937809
>tfw baby in the womb
>stranger jizzes on your forehead
>it goes in your eyes and gives you aids

>>73937904
how fucking new are you, fuck off

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New Kendrick album is shit. SHIT.

>>73937930

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>>73937763
I fucking love these guys for a laugh but if they wanna be Jews then we may as well treat them like Jews.

>>73937937
>>73937930
>>73937904
>>73937900
Hmmmmmm

>>73937770
>>73937760
>>73937763
i don't understand there were like ten of them near the markets wearing funny clothes and quite a few more black people talking to them including some rasta guys at one point they followed this black woman down the street trying to get her to take a leaflet since when was this a thing

>>73937904
Clearly a school uniform taking the pic

>>73937927
she doesn't accept getting creamed on the body/face though
only creampies

>>73937900
>>73937930
does anyone find these funny

>>73937955
no!

Why do blacks always talk about their "community" and shit like that when they are constantly murdering each other? Does "community" just mean "fuck the white man"

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>>73937955
Doubt

>>73937971
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>>73937952
>>73937955
>>73937957

a spider appeared in my room, on the wall

will do nothing
because too tired

>>73937987
Now THAT'S a slag

>>73937977
ye lol

>>73937957
Yeah you see crowds like that all the time here in Philly and NYC. They're pretty funny 2bh

>>73937955
DEUTSCHLAND, ERWACHE

>>73937967
it was a northern irish reddit flag mong from /brit/ on work experience

who /given up all hope of ever having sex or kissing someone/ here?

>>73938013
shit haiku desu

>>73938016
quite hot ngl
sadly not every preggo women is like that

>>73938016
patrician fetish but there's a time and a place mate

>>73938048
try blokes

>>73938016
need her to breastfeed me and stroke my hair

>>73938016


can't believe that Manx cuck married her after she slagged herself all over soft porn sites AND already had a child.

Just imagine if Tim Farron ran a country

>girl asks me to meet up
>is hanging with two guys when i get into town
what a fucking waste of time left after an hour absolute cheek of her

>>73938048
/me/

Too proud to get a prozzie (and too jewish to spend £200 for an hour of awkward eye contact).

>>73938047
>>73938048
I usually hate these but so much pottery

Popping xan why the FUCK am i not sleep

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>>73938048
>>73938047

>>73938087
make me

>>73938087
literally the british justin trudeau

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>>73938087
If only Tim Farron were labour party leader. I mean Corbyn is a nice man and all but seriously, we can't let him get his hands on the skimmed milk.

>>73938066
fuck off bender

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sizzling slags lads

>>73938033
what are they trying to do though i don't understand it they seemed really into it

30g of cutters choice straight up the shit pipe

>>73938047
>>73938074
>>73938095
>>73938101
REEEEE

>>73938094
iktf lad
a prozzie just seems cold and seedy to me

https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/855858439536463872

how can other alleged ex paramilitary leaders even compete

>>73938076
Got you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RD52b6KJmzM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MXkFNBZgUY

Feel happy for him

>>73938047
>>73938048
LOL

>>73938140
come on lad admit it

you find dicks aesthetic

>>73938144
>alleged

reaching

What wanking tactics can I use to last longer?

Feel like blowing my load after 10-15 minutes fucking a girl and constantly have to stop just before the point for no return then change position. It's not at all ideal desu

when did you last have sex?

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>>73938145

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the absolute TWO AND EIGHT of her

>>73938087
*leans over to you in the pub*
E CUDN'T RUN A FACKIN BARF MATE

>>73938180
not really

>ex-IRA members are walking about having normal lives instead of in prison
great britain ay :(

>>73938203
never because I am a man of faith

>>73938214
what in the blue fuck

*wakes up in your arms*

>>73938226
forgive and forget x

got a date tomoz
bit scared tbH probably wont go

>>73938203
two week ago ://

>>73938222
you could literally go on gindr right now and find a shag in 20 minutes

>>73938226
cry more orange runt

>>73938263
*looks down at you*
you alright lad

Tim Farron looks like he cries and apologises after sex

>>73938195
Get one of those extra thick condoms that make you feel absolutely nothing

>>73938226
*places 3 tons of libyan semtex under your bed*

nothing personnel kid

>>73938203
Month ago in hanoi to a half korean half chink x

*flicks your ear and runs off*

>>73938279
no
zero interest in gay sex
find the idea of putting my dick in someone's arse, or theirs in mine, utterly disgusting. makes me shiver

>>73938145
new fetish

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>>73938203
Dunno mate. Gave myself a handie earlier on, does that count?

>>73938209
Youtube is a goldmine mate, just gotta know what to search for.

>>73938314
Me watching

>>73938267
the irish girl?

>>73938321
>>73938321
>>73938321

>>73938195
If the urge to cum is only just coming on after 15minutes of actual penetration then desu you're fine mate. If you mean 15minutes after foreplay starts then you need to just embrace edging and controlling yourself.

I honestly wouldn't want to last longer than 20-25minutes actually nailing a girl. Gets tiring as shit trying to keep it interesting.

not a fan of the Irish lads

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this man has erectile dysfunction

>swiping all the girls on tinder no for a bit
haha that means i'm more attractive than all of you

>>73938203
6 hours ago

business idea: put tony blair under citizens arrest for war crimes

>>73938226
random mulsims are mowing down people in cars right outside westminster ... and this guy is worried about a group who sperged out decades ago but who are now just an organised crime group who pose literally NO threat to Britain

>>73937102
All non whites are a fish column