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>birdie sanders
>>73935022
Libertarian socialism is a meme tho, and while it is not perfect, capitalism is the best thing we've got when done right (with regulations to make it the fairest it can get, trying to give opportunities to everyone). Mixed economy + social democracy is where its at.
My opinion > your opinion
>60 questions
Fuck, why do none of these things ever tell me I'm an agrarian centrist?
well, what a diverse thread.
>>73935022
>>73935022
>Very Progressive
Good.
>>73935022
>>73936936
Spotted the Trump voter.
Easy peasy.
why is this place of all places filled with so many commies?
>>73936981
Spotted the gopnik thrall.
>>73937041
Average /pol/tard
>>73937050
NEETS, /b/tards
>>73937118
I'm apolotical and think that /pol/ is just a bunch of retards. Alt-right is one hell of a drug.
>>73937082
Do you have to invent a boogeyman, or do you do it by your own wish?
>>73937155
apolitical*
>>73937167
Do you have to be incoherent or did your mother drink vodka while she was pregnant?
>>73937243
well memed, statist cuckold
>>73937243
t. the reason why the Balkans are always at war with one another
>>73935022
COMMUNISM IS THE ONLY ANSWER
>>73937243
>fyromians
>>73936446
Same.
>>73937290
kim...
>>73935022
>https://8values.github.io/
>>73937287
If only we had it my way there wouldn't have been any wars.
what does it mean?
>>73937470
You are a sane reasonable person
>>73937415
>If only we had it my way
t. every murdering dictator ever
What does "dovish" on the diplomatic axis mean exactly?
Thanks
>>73937531
/pol/ isn't conservative though
>>73937470
smack dab in the middle conservative
>>73937561
:(
>>73935022
you're a shit
>>73937734
>>73937740
>vietcong and american have the same values
We truly lost that war
>>73937782
kek
>>73937582
Dovish(like the bird dove) is the opposite to hawkish. It pretty much means pacifist, someone that opposes military interventions. Someone who is hawkish supports them.
For example Schröder was dovish because he opposed the Iraq war.
>>73937782
Not actual american desu
Got "Social Liberal" and then "Centrist" even though I identify as a Strasserist.
>if I defend wealth long enough then maybe I'll be wealthy one day
What they mean by my result?
>>73937849
Ah okay, I thought there was more to the word. (Referring to a specific philosophy for example)
Thanks a lot!
>>73937945
t. economically illiterate
>>73938061
Nope, just reasonable. Of course the pursuit of financial gain is what drives success and therefore economies, but no multimillionaire is going to starve or refuse to work if you tax his inheritance or annual bonus by a few percent more.
How shit am I?
consider myself Conservative
I'm actually a centrist minarchist, but ok
>>73935022
>>73938187
>right-wing populism
You are a literal sheep.
>>73938351
absolutely disgusting
>You are a literal sheep.
>>73938558
why?
>>73938535
how so?
>Very Progressive
Good.
>>73938265
>minarchist
statism light is still statism
>>73938602
If let you fedora memes have an influence on your political opinions then you are an unironic sheep.
>>73938622
because we aren't all the same nor we have the same abilities and skills to be treated as ''equals'', that's utopic
>tfw believe Christianity is extremely important to western society and has held up morals and the family and with the decline of Christianity came higher divorce rates and more degeneracy but don't actually believe in god
Does anyone else feel the same way?
>Equality | Wealth
>Might | Peace
>Liberty | Authority
>Tradition | Progress
Jesus Christ, this is probably the worst one yet.
>>73938741
More or less, yeah.
>>73938741
partially true, although many people hid their sins/unhappiness indoors while maintaining an image of good marriage/good christians for the rest of the people
>>73938725
This, wake the fuck up sheeple! Everyone is a retard except me!
>>73938741
The decline of religion is based on material conditions
The biblical definiton of family is very different from the western one. Religion is effectively dead in most western countries. Civil liberties and rights had to be fought against the resitance of religious institutions. Christianity is a spook.
>>73937041
Hello Hillary.
i think i didn't understand some questions because i should have more liberty
>>73937979
Well?
>>73936470
Because agrarian issues are fucking irrelevant in western coutries. Can you tell me an agrarian party that was recently in power in the western world?
>>73937470
You're a Neocon Harry.
what does this mean?
>>73939239
that you should hang yourself
>>73939239
>>73939285
häng DIG själv, psykfallsanon
>>73939139
Actually Stirner was pretty clear in pointing out how love to your fellow man was not a spook. He's a pretty anti-r9k philosopher, he also didn't encourage feckishness to commitments and didn't mince words on where he stood on many issues.
>>73939239
disgusting
>stuck on Loading...
Great test lads
>>73935022
Guess who I am voting for.
>>73939487
Cheminade
>>73939487
Le Penis
>>73939487
Putin
>>73939487
Adolf Hitler
>>73939487
you're 80 years or so late I'm afraid
>>73937041
my nigga
>>73939655
Not really, it is always time for round two.
>>73939434
why?
>>73939239
>>73939333
i redid the test just to verify
>>73939487
who are you voting for?
>>73939812
Marine Le Pen
>>73939839
good
i want france to burn down to the ground
>>73939224
Sorry sand niggers deserve napalm
>>73939929
You mean the EU?
>>73939929
but she will burn it to the ground
>>73940099
no i like the eu for economical and travel purposes
i just hate france
>>73940104
excellent
>>73939929
So do I, and in the ashes we can build a new order for France and Europe.
>>73940137
But the eu will be burned to the ground, not France
>>73940183
Hahahaha ah.
>>73940183
no, france will burn to the ground
eu will be fine
>>73940157
keep the new order in france
europe is good without that
>>73940277
Where France goes Europe will follow.
>>73940277
eu cannot survive if rich western nations leave while poor eastern nations join
These threads is an important reminder that 4chan primarily consist of two archetypes:
1. Hitler did nothing wrong
2. Communism wasn't such a bad idea
>>73940309
no sweetie, france will go alone
>>73940364
There won't be a choice, sweetie.
>>73940347
when france leaves, eu will move on to become a new hansaetic league and france will be demoted to an england tier shithole
>>73938351
i did it again just to be sure
>>73940352
kek'd, but most people in here are pretty centrist though
>>73940422
if france leaves several countries are going to leave too, including denmark
>>73940454
>>73940454
Nope, most people are on either extreme and then claim that this extreme is the actual centrist position because when it comes down to it left and right are relative and people dont have the guts to pick a side and the media is always telling them center is wisest and best
>>73940352
I'd disagree. Extremism is quite rare. I've seen marxists/far-leftists on reddit, but not here.
Most people here tend to be moderates, with a minority of far-right folks..
>>73940422
If we leave the EU dies because every western country will scramble to leave because there will only be them and Germany left to prop up the league of bankrupt shitholes.
>>73940352
most people here is either liberal or social democrat, or something close to that, this is not /pol/
>>73940352
Hitler literally did nothing wrong.
I sympathise with the right.
>>73940645
No they aren't lol
>>73940554
I don't know how having the vast majority of people here over 50% on ""equality"" can be considered moderate.
>>73937243
>>73940651
didn't know Macedonia had far rightists, Stefan
this is the only sane one
>>73940798
stop being ignorant
>>73940742
Eastern Europe is full of nationalist parties, even our leftwing social-democrat party is self described as nationalist. It bans mosques and hates Muslims. We have an open Nazi Party in our parliament as well with 12% of the seats.
>>73940896
>It bans mosques and hates Muslims.
Damn, lucky bastards
Why is tradition pitted against progress? It sounds fair on first glance as a dichotomy, but my position is that a society's culture should develop and flourish, using inventions to unite people and improve their lives, rather than degenerate towards hedonism, division and detachment.
>>73940674
Some important notes:
-nationalist
-anti-abrahamic religions (christianity, islam, judaism)
-anti-Russia
-pro-EU
-economically centre-right (anti-welfare state)
-anti drugs
-pro gay marriage
-environmentalist
who /tory/ here
>>73940994
religion is against science
science=progress
r8 don't h8
Ask me anything if you want. I'm pretty leftist, but I'm not communist or support Antifa or the like
>>73941035
>tory
Uhm, wrong country asshole
>>73941011
>>73940674
Bravo, Eesti.
>>73941035
>tory
stay in america, posh boy
If your light green bar is longer than 50% you have a low IQ
>>73941079
varg wasn't kidding when he said norgay is the most soviet-like country in the world
Liberal? Not me
>>73941011
>-nationalist
>-anti-abrahamic religions (christianity, islam, judaism)
>-pro-EU
>-economically centre-right (anti-welfare state)
>-anti drugs
Why these? they don't seem to mesh
>>73935022
If your purple line is longer than 50% you are uncultured
>>73941120
or a jew.
>>73941120
Kys Fanook
>>73941076
>religion is against science
For most of human history the opposite was true. Religious centers and monks wrote tons of scientific and philosophical works and promoted and preserved research. Obtaining knowledge was work worthy of the lord.
>science=progress
If you look at this from a factual equivalence this is incorrect
>>73941076
Well, first, no not all "religion" is against science. I'm areligious myself but religion can be used to foster and preserve social values, not prevent technological develop.
Also the tradition questions involved more than questions about religion, but respecting "culture" generally. And culture:science is a completely false dichotomy.
>>73941201
What do you mean?
The first 2 are self-evident. Christianity is a foreign religion and should be purged. Islam and Judaism, even more.
Yes, the EU has it's problems. Migration, especially, but I support the economic and environmental side.
Any sane person would be anti-drugs (I dislike alcohol aswell)
>>73941151
Varg is a proper cunt, but I agree, Norway is pretty Soviet-y. Which I don't like. I don't conform to the whole left-right axis much, which is why I score high on both socialism and liberalism.
>It is necessary for the government to intervene in the economy to protect citizens.
But what if i think that we inironically no need a government at all?...
>>73941120
I know for a fact that I don't have a low IQ and mine is just above 50%. Traditional values have been tossed aside by the progressives in Europe and only now are we starting to see the devastating consequences of it. I believe there is a happy medium somewhere. I don't know exactly where, but I know it isn't like in Russia where tradition stifles progress and I know it isn't like in Sweden where people have lost a sense of what tradition even means.
how did I do?
>>73941285
>>73941276
ok my bad.
>>73941353
Also, I presume the quiz counts religion as "traditional values".
I answered anti-religion to these questions, because I understood it to mean christianity.
Paganism should have a bigger role in school education though. The current situation here is that christianity gets 0 time, and paganism gets a bit of time during literature lessons.
>>73941361
Yes yes, I know what a social "libertarian" is.
>Varg is a proper cunt
Mind elaborating? I don't agree with most of the stuff he says, but I think he got some decent insights on a wide range of topics. I don't think he's at all a stupid person, even though he is a bit crazy.
>>73935022
What does it mean?
>>73941362
Then you strongly disagree
>>73941720
It means you're Polish
>>73941523
I admit that the 50% threshold is arbitrary, but in my opinion none of those questions contain answers that might imply that you're one of those extremely progressive freaks of Sweden (assuming they exist and they're not just 4chan memes)
>>73936981
Spotted the guy that will be in a gulag in 5 years
>>73941767
You got me, my dear friend :^)
>>73941362
The same goes for the first question
>Oppression by corporations is as much, if not more, of a concern than oppression by governments.
>tfw i browse /pol/
>>73935022
>weed lmao xddd
Heavily biased waste of time.
>>73942124
disgusting
>>73935022
Okay.
I think if you are progressive you should kill yourself and do mankind a favour.
>>73942056
Yes. I'm pretty biased by those questions. Why those autors are so centric about "muh governments here and there".
>>73942296
>>73942155
>>73942296
There is no need to be upset my friend
Those kind of polls are shit for non-american users anyway. Saying that you support universal health care and oppose unlimited gun ownership (both pretty common opinions in Poland) already marks you as a liberal according to this poll.
>>73942515
progressive means you like gays and divorces and things like that though
>>73942252
hello vladimir
Was hoping to be more traditional tbqhwy. Maybe agreeing to the questions about climate change skewed the result?
>>73937039
mein negger
I love Stalin.
>so much libertarianism/liberalism/socialism ITT
>>73942734
Why were you "hoping" to be more traditional? Shouldn't you be more interested in what you actually believe?
>>73942911
Not really. Most are centrist or socialist. There's a real lack of actual libertarians here.
>>73942618
hi, oliver
>>73942252
Hello Comrade
>>73942967
>or socialist
a shit anyway
>>73938167
t. selfish wagecuck
>>73942911
its european hours they pray for the day they can become just as bad as latin america
>>73939208
Finland.
So, basically /int/ is /pol/ for leftists, isn't it?
>>73943114
and for gays apparently
>>73942922
He wants to look cool for his lads on /pol/.
Bakunin was right.
>>73943073
second eradication of reds when?
>>73943151
>>73943114
Gays should be purged under any good socialist system though. Homosexuality is a bourgeois decadence.
>>73943073
My nigger, we have almost the same results. What party do you vote in Finland?
>>73943114
>most of 4chan not called /pol/ is for leftists
FTFY
>>73943191
>t. Joseph Steelmann
>>73943239
Read Engels.
>>73943183
>prefers authority to liberty
>praises Bakunin
what?
>>73943259
a candle
>>73943256
I didn't question your statement
>>73943259
I'm for the idea of freedom of person. But separated societies can make their own rules that is working in the borders of THAT society.
So yes, i wasn't full-liberatrian mode for all questions about
>order or freedom?
We should make a /leftyint/ general.
>all these commie cucks in this thread
>>73943459
>making a thread about politics on /int/
It will get you b& faster than if you made a blacked thread.
>>73943488
>He lets hiaboss cuck him out of his full wage
>>73943488
>he calls others cuck
>he praises capitalism
get a load of this bastard
>>73943459
the jannies don't like politics
>>73943540
t. welfare leech
se te acabaron los choriplanes ameo
>>73943565
>the failed state per definitionem
>kys
kek
>>73943488
>Global warming is not real.
>>73943636
>>73943608
te pensas que los K eran anti-capitalistas?? jajaksajajaja
>>73943636
Holy shit
>>73943680
>a spoiled socialist 1st worlder talking about failed states
poetry, why don't you go to Venezuela to be socialist?, if you don't mind starving
>>73943706
actually a fan of that guy desu. Just don't like marxism.
>>73943728
no, pero los boludazos que los seguian si (no los choriplaneros, los zurditos piojosos)
>>73943811
he wasn't a marxist
>>73939208
venstre (liberal party) in denmark
>>73943811
>stirner
>marxism
>>73943869
I know, what I'm saying is I agree a lot with Stirner but I still ended up with the results I did as a consequence of my dislike of anything marxist.
>>73943781
you like being cucked by corrupt politicians and the rich? you like?
>>73942554
according to this poll it's also thinking that scientific progress is important
>>73943681
not saying its not real, but global warming is a bunch of bullshit
>>73935022
Heil Hitler desu
>>73943978
i rather be cucked by corrupt politicians than not have food to eat or be sent to the gulags desu
if you love minorities and comunists so much just move to south america
>>73935022
Hmm... what do you all think?
>>73943978
>he believes there's no corrupt poiticians nor rich people in socialist/communist shitholes
lmao, naive as every leftie, when are you going to recognize that socialism/communism have failed EVERY SINGLE TIME because IT DOESN'T WORK?
socialism is an ilusion, power corrupt people, no matter if right or left winged
>>73944042
A Saudi being a religious fascist? Truly shocking.
>>73944042
ya sharmouta :DDDD
>>73942922
Because I see myself as more socially conservative.
>>73943161
Uh, no. I only ever go on /pol/ when there's a major terrorist attack desu
>>73944042
Arab Hitler.
>>73944028
too peaceful and egalitarian to be hitler
>>73944042
You understand what it's all about
>>73941011
>slavs are not subhum-
>>73943488
>all these commie cucks in this thread
this
>>73944028
>authority
>82.9%
why do you hate freedom so much?
>>73944042
heil Allah :DDD
>>73944324
they aren't
>>73944145
You are a cuck if you sacrifice yourself for the sake of a self-professed political affiliation.
>>73944042
Not surprised. Islam is religous fascism after all.
>>73944124
>leftie
there is another test result of mine.
Meh
>>73944393
>>73944042
Based
>>73944385
but national socialism wasn't ''common socialism'', it was more a 3rd position, and I agree with it, or at least with most of it.
>>73944350
>he fell for the freedom meme
>>73944385
What does the S in NSDAP stand for again?
>>73944385
Link?
>>73935022
>>73944377
Sacrifice? What? All I said that I was hoping, or more accurately, expecting, to have results that skewed towards the traditional.
>>73944507
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
>>73944381
>anything wrong with facism
>>73944350
>>73943488
>>73941189
>>73937041
>neoliberalism
>>73944624
its in the purple square
>>73944624
>t. edgy underage commie/nazi who never worked and/or paid taxes in his life
>>73944797
>literally shillary
>>73944524
There's quite a difference between hoping and expecting. Hoping sounds like you're desperately trying to fit in even though you don't.
>>73944502
>"“Socialism! That is an unfortunate word altogether… What does socialism really mean? If people have something to eat and their pleasures, then they have their socialism"
>"I absolutely insist on protecting private property... we must encourage private initiative"
>""I am bound to say that private property can be morally and ethically justified only if I admit that men's achievements are different. Only on that basis can I assert: since men's achievements are different, the results of those achievements are also different. But if the results of those achievements are different, then it is reasonable to leave to men the administration of those results to a corresponding degree. It would not be logical to entrust the administration of the result of an achievement which was bound up with a personality either to the next best but less capable person or to a community which, through the mere fact that it had not performed the achievement, has proved that it is not capable of administering the result of that achievement. Thus it must be admitted that in the economic sphere, from the start, in all branches men are not of equal value or of equal importance"
>>73944852
>shillary
how? I'm genuinely curious about what made you draw that connection
>protip: "liberals" in the US =/= liberalism
>>73945086
got the same lel
>>73944951
You are taking the word far too literally. And you do realise that expect is a synonym of hope?
>>73944385
>>73945086
Holy shit
>>73945213
good lad
>>73944385
"""villain"""
>>73945213
That makes Himmler sound bland
he was a fucking oddball IRL though, obsessed with paganism and Aryan mysticism
>>73938602
>>73943114
/int/ is not about politics
>>73945510
Hmmmm?
Quite murrican questionnaire I think.
>>73944385
I'm okay with this.
>>73945861
good one
>>73945861
"I hate to disappoint people"
dunno why but i laughed
>>73943114
/int/ is /pol/ with 90% less Americans
>>73946134
that explains why is it so comfy
>>73944385
:D
Why not. The only relatively successful villain when you look at the end result.
>>73945705
>
>>73946628
are you gonna take it?
>>73946628
>Control is better
no when you're the controlled
>>73946782
Not really
>My religion should be spread by force if necessary
>"Football is my religion
>the Pats are the US, the Giants are Russia, Steelers are France, Raiders are Libya, and the Cardinals are Maldives
>>73947137
>'''Football'''
>>73947340
>Jim John Foosball
What a great meme he was
>>73947340
>The Cowboys are Argentina because they talk mad shit but are a laughingstock with no major accomplishments in the last 20 years
>>73946475
i made the test again....im confuse.
I BREATHE IN HARMONY
WITH ALL OF CREATION
r8 but no h8
>>73949669
How the fuck can you be a libertarian communist?
>>73949743
It's possible to hate capitalism and statism at the same time
>>73949743
never heard of bakunin and kropotkin?
>>73935022
centrist
This test is clearly made by Muricans or EU-tards
>>73950816
this
>>73950358
They are anarchist not commies
>>73949816
they have absolutely different attitude towards a state.