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/cum/ - Canada, United States of America, Mexico

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I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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the brown girls call me wappo
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not a fan of them buds
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>>73931289
Well no we can just be friends if you want :)
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This is a good album
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>>73931269
FIRST FOR FUCK OFF LEAHEY
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>>73931269
v good edition
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>>73931318
HERE COME DAT GARY
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yank ediucation
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>>73931295
Why? There's like 100 million Mexicans in the US, you'd be fine
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>>73931338
None sane is
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>>73931339
umm no, no thank you
I want chad
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>>73931295

You'll be fine
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>>73931385
Gib mos burger
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>>73931408
uhh sweetie chad's not into boipucci
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*sparks bowl*
*plays trap card*

excellent fucking thread so far boys keep it up
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>>73931295
That's silly. Sure, maybe avoid some places, but it's mostly pretty nice here.
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>>73931295
You should be. If I see you, I'll shoot you
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>>73931408
>I want Chad
Ummm well what about a Tyrone?
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Where's your family from, losers? Mine's from North Carolina, been there for centuries
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>>73931478
Does Tyrone have an education and a job?
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really not a fan of african americans, lads
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>NC
>one family

figures
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>>73931503
My family is from Mississippi and Arkansas

I'm just happy I wasn't born in one of those shit holes
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>>73931503
dads side virginia
moms side oklahoma
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there are only a few row houses in portland and they're super weird
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>>73931440
>boipucc
i'm a girl

>>73931478
whatever, as long as his alpha
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>i'm a girl
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>>73931561
I unironically don't know where my father's side is from or anything about them. Grandfather ran away from home and became an orange picker at 16 and never went back
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>>73931552
It's okay anon! I won't care if you hate me I'll always love you!!~

>>73931544
Ummm of course I do

>>73931601
I'm very alpha!
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>>73931503
West Virginia and Massachusetts.

t. Ohioan
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yeah? so what?
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Ohio?
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China, France, India, Israel, Pakistan, Russia, the UK and US. with nukes
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>>73930948
Streetcar suburbs a gud. Cars have their pIace but they've ruined cities.
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>>73931503
West Virginia and Ohio. West Virginians were descended from 1600s British settlers. Ohioans are late 19th/early 20th century bohunk immigrants.
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>>73931601
Post thighs
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Nobody thinks about Ohio
You guys got ravaged by the Pens
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Ohio has such a stupid flag. Why would you put a giant "O" in the middle of your fucking flag?
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/cum/ is going pretty fast for a Saturday morning
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>>73931666
Yes, satan, Ohio

73931727
>furpuck
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Can't wait till Kim Jong-un nukes California
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>>73931683
this is how my neighborhood looks like
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>>73931758
>OhiO

why not? It's THE state
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>>73931810
hope he lights up the whole west coast
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>>73931758
Most US states have retarded flags. If an elementary schooler can't draw it from memory, it's a shitty flag. The absolute fucking worst are those that are so irrecognizable that they have to SPELL THE FUCKING STATE NAME ON THEM.
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>>73931727
>>73931758
Jealous of based, prosperous Ohioans.
t. Born in Ohio in the 80s, but moved out in the mid 90s.

I imagine that it's only gotten better since the mid 90s, right my fellow buckeyes?
>>73931768
>morning
Faggot
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>>73931852
Oregon dindu nuffin
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>>73931503

>hicks and rednecks
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litterally me
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>Why yes, I am proud to be from a state that's completely irrelevant for 1459 out of 1460 days and I pretend like people actually give a shit about it
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>>73931758
youre dumb. ohio's flag is iconic and perfectly represents the truly american identity of ohio that being landlocked gave it
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>>73931938
just nuke pornland and salem, the rest is okay
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>>73931963
Iconically trash lmao
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>>73931859
Also here's a list of GOOD state flags: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Colorado, D.C., Maryland, New Mexico, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Puerto Rico. That's it. The rest are garbage.
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>>73931986
are you butthurt you come from a state with a boring ass seal on a dark blue rectangle?
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The women or things youre attracted by reflects your own level of mentality or maturity
If you like lolis (or any anime pedocartoon 'girls') youre on a level of a child and a pedo
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>Jealous of based, prosperous Ohioans
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>>73931963
Ohio does have a nice flag
Shame about the state, though
>>73931988
Colorado's flag is trash, though
It looks like the flag of a sports team
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>>73932001
Alaska, which has a better state flag than your country
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Post the original flag of your state
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>all this consternation over a single state

SAD!
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>>73932031
You know what it looks like. Therefore it serves its purpose. Try drawing the flag of Idaho without looking at the image I posted.
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>>73932017
I'm a man of refined taste and intellect and I like lolis
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>>73931988
You forgot Ohio. If Colorado gets on with their C, the Ohio's O (which also represents the buckeye, the symbol of the state) gets in. Design-wise, Ohio's flag is one of the best.
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>>73932054
alaska has a top 5 best flag, but i come from quebec which has a much nicer flag than canada
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>ohio flag is good meme
>have to cut a triangle out of the end so it looks somewhat unique
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see these 2 posts?
stop it
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>>73932110
I bet wear a fedora and vape while bashing christians
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
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tfw got screencapped by denmarksan
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>>73932087
This is the civil version. Unironically, I've left out nothing. The state version has a complicated coat of arms on it.
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t. chicanofornia's flag that has been reduced to iphone cases and towels
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>>73931859
>>73931988
South carolina has the best flag.
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>>73932260
>A FUCKING TREE
>A FUCKING LEAF LIKES A FUCKING TREE

my sides
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New Mexico has the best state flag, period. Alaska is a close second.
>>73932151
>implying its distinctive and symmetrical shape isn't an asset
Even if it were square, it would still be better then half of the other state flags.
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>>73932174
Yes, got a problem?
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absolutely breath taking
just look at how glorious it is
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>California's flag has become a popular symbol and is therefore bad
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>>73932311
Many
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Not sure if I should go buy another coffee and a newspaper buds
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>>73932331
too busy. Looks like hot garbage
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absolutely breath taking
just look at how glorious it is
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>>73932111
Ohio's star pattern is too complicated. Leave out the stars and it's good. Make it rectangular while you're at it. Everyone hates flag shape special snowflakes.
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>>73932386
why does she smirk?
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>>73932409
Looks terrible
0/10
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>>73932408
>A FUCKING PINE
>A FUCKING COW
>BUNCH OF FUCKING BUSHES
>3 CHINESE MAN
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>>73932380
Why do you need two newspapers lol
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Virginia, South Carolina, and Tennessee have the best flags
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>Virginia's "Seal on a blue background"
>good flag
Opinion discarded
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>>73932413
that's 18 years of more money
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>>73932296
Foliage is the best thing to put on flags. You know it to be true.
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>>73932434
It's a bit misproportioned, I was in too much of a hurry to make a reply. But you get the idea.

I also made a centered US flag once.
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>>73932456
he thinks he's intelligent and cultured
everyone laugh at him
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>>73932508
that's goatse-esque
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>having a bitch flag
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>>73932508
And the global version in case you fagtrons ever manage to gain world domination.
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>>73932408
This one's better.
t. Vermonter
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>>73932087
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Stop watching asian porn
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>>73932565
i shed a tear looking at this
beautiful
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My flag is the best you dumb cucks
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Stop posting cara
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>his state flag isnt blue with a seal on it
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Wish we were still part of the Netherlands 2bh
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>>73932652
Stop being a faggot
You dont deserve to be posting varg
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>>73932456
>>73932515
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>his state flag isnt just a white canvas with the coat of arms
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>>73932729
doesn't your flag have an eagle making out with a snake on it?
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>>73932668
>New Amsterdumb
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>Military "without borders"
>black and yellow flag
>main character is called snake(think Gadsden flag)
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>>73932565
We're already ahead of you.
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>tfw the republic of Vermont will never declare indenpence along with Quebec and create a global maple syrup cabal
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>>73932680
I love you Finland
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>>73932808
I like this one for mars
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>>73932873
fuck
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>>73932873
JUST
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>>73932565
I actually really like this

10/10 would think twice before eventually bombing your weak country to rubble
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>>73932947
a tri colored flag. seriously
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>>73933012
The justification is that the green and blue are supposed to represent the eventual terraforming, doesnt make it not complete shit though
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>>73932851
I love you too
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>>73931953
Embrace it
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>>73933072
I wonder what they'll call humans from earth
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getting hamburgers for lunch lads
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These bigfoot shows are complete rubbish
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finland is mine fuck off
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>>73933184
"howlies"
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>>73933221
that's why you're our favorite country, cananon
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>>73931269
You can say whatever you want cali bros are the best.
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https://youtu.be/ejkHVAgzQ7U
Time to get comfy
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>>73932844
We don't speak French, though, mon ami.
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got 4 plants (2 tomato plants, 1 pepper and a mint plant) and only used half of my potting soil desu

gonna go back and get some more if they stock on cherry tomatoes
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munga bunga where da latina women at
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Saints Row IV is so try-hard and cringey. Thinking of returning it
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>>73933572
here
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>>73933480
>needing to source a special caliber solely for that one gun
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hello friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYgZ7Sl09jc
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>>73932087
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>>73933587

Damn she is pretty. 10/10 would racemix.
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>>73932087
thats cute. its like an 8 bit version of our flag compared to today
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>>73933629
Fn and p90 so two
And FN 5,7×28 mm is a really good bullit
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>>73933670
Hi
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>>73933718

I wouldnt even give her the time of the day.

She is like 5/10, a 3/10 in Sinaloa desu.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK7FuqY7rUQ
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>>73933779
post a 10/10 or 8/10 at least
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>>73933779
You're fucking lying m8
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>>73933807
> posts the same girl in a ton of makeup
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>>73933779
>>73933718
>>73933786
want to see her "fake" nudes?
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>>73933807
he posts cara lol
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>>73933868
no
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>>73933868
why did you ask the arab guy
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>>73933807
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>>73933907
I have no idea who that is or how to tell

>>73933910
get the fuck outta here
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>>73933848

Why would i lie, nobody here would call her pretty, you only do because you rarely see mestizos everyday so some exoitic beauty you may think, when she is just ugly.
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>>73933910
LMAO
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>>73931269
>pre-Madonnas

wow youre a fucking faggot how did hitler miss you when it came time for the oven holy shit you beat off your dad for five dollars a minute and his circle jerk buddies come over and cum on your face with dirty semen that you got herpes from after you slept with your mom who fucked micheal jackson at neverland ranch with five other little boys who took eachothers anal virginity which you haven't had for over five years since your uncle said he'd give you three dollars if you took it up the ass from a wildebeast in the plains of kenya and you got aids since youre a fucking jungle bunny and niggers are born with aids since its a hereditary trait which brings me to my next point you sucked saddam hussein and osama bin ladens sand nigger cocks in exchange for an ak47 and then the entire group of taliban stuck their dicks in your mouth and ejaculated black semen shortly after taking off to plane nuke the world trade center then cleveland steamering you in the mouth after corey lidle crashed his plan into your asshole causing the yankees to organize an asswide search for him while you bled out of your asshole from all the taliban cock causing the entire yankee team to be engulfed in anal leaking blood
your fucking dead kiddo
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>>73932087
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*tells a funny joke*
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>>73933932
>>73933954
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>>73933932
look who you replied to silly
>>73934008
stop it
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>>73934042
well maybe he wanted to see it. ooops lmao
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>>73934042
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just woke up
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Oh Aba AbdAllah, we are the Ummah of Hezbollah

In the path of al-Khomeini we proceed in the way of Allah
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stop posting ugly girls itt
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My hearing was kind of bad in my left ear and I've been using q tips for the past hour. It turns out a big piece of wax was in there.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yda38oRlEfM&index=1&list=PLScW4J8grLdONzxKGDg5u1ATX8dgzGRI4
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>>73934008
>>73934088
AYYYY
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>>73934088
>those earings
*barfs*
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Slowly, your life will take a back-seat to /cum/. You'll find yourself forgetting to call people. You'll be late for work because you'll be reading legendary threads. Slowly, your life will decline into a mindless chaos.

As /cum/ and 4chan slowly consume your mind, your humor will be replaced with our humor. You'll become glued to /cum/. It'll be the only place you feel accepted. And then, you'll start accepting the weirder conventions. You'll find yourself fapping to feet, bebi, hijabis, and all sorts of odd things you used to find disgusting. But now it'll all be commonplace for you, as a normal part of your life. Your personality.

And then, someday down the road, you'll realize what has happened to you. Your loved ones will have left you. You'll be alone. Unemployed. Struggling to survive. And worst of all, you'll be hooked. You won't be able to fight it, because we will be all you know, and all you remember. You'll slowly dissolve into madness, or mindless stupidity. Whichever comes first. And then, one day, you will snap, and all remains of your former self will be crushed under our weight.
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>>73934088
>>73934109
>>73934155
no thots
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>>73933939
>live in the southwest US

Nigger I FUCKING WISH I DIDNT SEE YOUR FUCKING MESTIZOS EVERY DAY
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>his handgun doesn't allow him to switch between several calibers by simply exchanging the barrel and magazine
laughingglocks.jpg
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>>73934208
ban guns
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>>73934180
Can someone explain the obsession with some posters to post one ugly woman relentlessly 24/7 that they will never even see in real life?
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>>73934172
lol what's wrong with you
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>>73933868
Show me her fake nudes
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can't stop farting
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>>73934208
Can it shoot .50?
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>>73933973
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>>73934172
You really expect me to read allthatshit.jpg?
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>>73934172
>You'll bookmark the place for further amusement
why would you bookmark a general, it will be dead the next time you visit it. lol
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>>73934253
Lactose
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>>73934253
me either, lad
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package is out for delivery. should be here anytime now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXGrfVWfros
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i never fart
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>job posting says it's in the city
>it's actually in a smaller town 30 minutes outside the metro where you're not going to meet people at all and you're going to have to drive a lot
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>>73934335
have you jewed the company out of the $2 extra dollars you paid for faster shipping?
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Changing the name of the thread

we're /CUN/ now

Canada, USA and Norway
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>hung out with my friend who i haven't seen in months last friday night
>no he's texting me what i'm up to today
>don't want to be a dick and say i don't feel like going out because it's rainy and i'm going to a party later tonight anyway

This is why I don't hang out with people. Then they keep asking to hang out and I have to be the dick and say no thanks.
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>>73934320
no i am white and on GOMAD
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>>73934405
why? That's dumb. I don't want any more faggy europeans in our thread
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>>73934376
>job posting for security
>its in the diverse part of town
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>>73934377
I emailed them. I guess they weren't really interested in refunding because their faqs page addresses that priority shipping isn't guaranteed. They sent someone personally to the post office for my package though, and called usps to figure out what happened. apparently my package had missed its flight
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Semitic languages are really harsh sounding ngl and not a good harsh like Russian can be

The Chinese languages still sound the worst though
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>>73934405
what about

/CanadaUnitedstatesandNorwayToo/
>>
north americans only
no yurofags
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>>73934405
How about /cunny/?

Canada, usa, norway, nigeria, yemen
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Not about to move to Wilsonville or Tigard just to live around chicanos
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no mexicans post here anyway

just name it /na/
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>>73934523
>>73934559
both also good ideas
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>>73934595
damn son...a
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I post here!
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>>73934595
>no mexicans post here anyway
I wish this were true. They're probably still sleeping from drinking too many coronas last night. Give them a few more hours
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>>73934635
>from drinking too many coronas

This is how I know you're white
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mexico is part of north america
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Is this the greatest moment in the history of broadcast news?
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>>73934491
Most indo european languages sound shit outside of the Hellenic, Celtic and some romance and Germanic ones
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i forgot mexico existed lmao
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>>73934635
Mexicans don't drink Coronas retard
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>>73934657
so are guatemala, hondruas, el salvador, belize, nicaragua, costa rica, panama, cuba, bahamas, jamaica, haiti, dominican republic, trinidad and tobago, barbados, grenada, st kitts and nevis, dominica, st lucia, antigua and barbuda, st vincent and the grenadines....I think that's all
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>move to US 20 years ago
>move to LA
>travel around west coast
>not a fan of the Americans here
>meet some southerners
>coolest people ever

Dixies, you guys are ay-okay in my book
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anyone have some webms of some authentic, delicious, mexican food
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>he thinks evolution is a fact and doesn't know that the only observed form of evolution is actually just adaptation over time
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>>73934650
>>73934743
Assmad chicanos detected.

Shouldn't you be mowing someones lawn?
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>>73934698
yeah sure that's why you voted for trump
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>>73934792
You mean micro-evolution?
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>>73934781
gotcha, pham
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>>73934694
I like Russian

Don't care much for German, Dutch, or Afrikaans
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>>73934825
I voted for Trump because of Hillary Clinton
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>>73934232
>getting this flustered over Emma Stone
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>>73934827
yeh
>evolution has never been observed to increase the information in the genome
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>>73934781
also
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>>73934869
I only like the south slavic languages but the west slavic languages are an absolute abomination, east slavic languages arent much better. I don't like dutch but I like the pronunciation of Afrikaans, really love german.
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>>73934781
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>make a thread
>no one posts on it for almost an hour
>go to bed
>wake up
>gets 200+ replies while I was sleeping but its now archived
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Those hamburgers we're kinda shit buds
Disappointed desu
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>>73935002
Where did you go to get them
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Went to le gym
Turns out my lifts are a lot worse when I'm sleep deprived
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stay close to me

babe i gotta soda stream
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>>73934999
>find interesting threads
>people replying and contributing nonstop
>make my post
>thread dies instantly
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>>73935037
The hospital
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What do you call a hamburger that was made with no love?
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>>73935090
what?
>>
>>73934263
If it doesn't explode in your hands.

http://www.brownells.com/magazines/handgun-magazines/magazines/50-gi-conversion-system-for-glock--prod27083.aspx
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>>73935090
Cody Garbrandt
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>>73935082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc
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>>73935082
That happens to me every fucking time I post in a non-general
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>>73935119
People have been heemed for less than this
>>
Fuck sharing my opinion with normies.

Just gonna sit back, not have an opinion about their dumb subjects and enjoy the shit show.
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I'm watching the new hot girls wanted show on netflix. The first episode is awful so I skipped it. They're trying to make it about feminism
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>>73935076
>haul my 350 lb ass to the gym hoping to make some gains
>Chad and a few of the Stacies hes with laugh at me as I walk on the treadmill
>leave the gym with tears in my eyes
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>>73935110
A sandwich

Sandwich making in a relationship is a sign of upcoming despair
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>>73935271
did this seriously happen
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Best CIV 5 civilization right here folks
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>>73935285
What if your a sandwich artist
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>>73935308
Probably.

Many of the gyms in my area now have "judgement-free" promises or "anti-bully" stuff. I've seen several obese people at my gym now, which is good to know they're trying, but I've only seen one of them stay longer than 2 months.
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>>73935271
>treadmill
>gains
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>>73935114
> 50 GI ammo can be loaded to drive a 185 grain bullet at 1,200fps
Fug that super pc
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Who /QotSA/ here
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>>73935409
gotta start somewhere lad
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>>73935271
You litterally don't need to exercise if you're very fat.

You litterally just need to eat less calories.
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>>73935450
wow anon thanks i had no idea qotsa was still making music
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argentina
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>>73935450
me but prefer kyuss
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>>73935473
No. Just go fucking lift weights or use machines. If you're absolutely set on doing cardio, do the stair climber.
>>
rewatching the presidential debates where Trump just mops everyone up

its so satisfying
>>
>tfw unable to lift for another 2.5 weeks
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>>73935527
If you're not pretending to be retarded that album is old
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kyuss and qotsa are both good
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>>73935579
I don't think he was specifically referring to that album as new
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i hear this place has food buffets and fat people just eat donuts there
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>>73935639
planet fitness is fucking cancer
>>
>>73935579
New album is out in 3 days I think
>>
>>73935450
Josh Homme is a cunt. Also Brant Bjork a best desert rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-a_iVgF9SU
>>
idk if I wanna play civ 5 or try a paradox game
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>>73935705
>Also Brant Bjork a best desert rock.
one of my all time favorites
>>
>>73935639
when i first started lifting and shit my first membership was at planet fitness (hadn't heard of what actually happens there until after i got the membership)

everything /fit/ talks about is true

they have fucking pizza days, bagel days, donut days, and all that shit
>>
>>73935746
tanning beds too so you can work on your melanoma while there
>>
>>73935551
This desu, if you're 350lbs running on a treadmill is just going to fuck up your joints. Also, weight lifting burns a shitton of calories.
>>
>>73935827
oh it's the "let's convince ourselves cardio is bad" meme. buncha fatties
>>
>>73935705
Josh may be a cunt but he's a damn good musician. Also respect him because he was playing that venue that got TERRORIST'D in France awhile back
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>>73935744
Hell yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3SOUr7YC6rQ
>>
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what is this?
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>>73935963
centipede and it's babies?
>>
>>73935963
put it in a blender
>>
>>73935963
A centipood with its clutch :)
>>
>>73935963
demons
>>
>tfw skipped leg day this week

am i ruined /cum/
>>
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Ozymandias By Percy Bysshe Shelley
I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—“Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed;
And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”
>>
Having childeren is the biggest meme there is.
>>
>>73936048
All your gainz: gone. Bad decision.
>>
>>73936048
>not squatting every day
top shig
>>
I want to try Crusader Kings 2 but I'm discouraged because of all the DLC
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>>73936073
>invest about $40,000 dollars or more on a child
>it grows up to be some autistic manchild that never goes out and posts on an anonymous website all day, criticizing others who are better than it

Whew, dodging a bullet there
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>>73936062
>Nothing beside remains.
>>
No. You listen to me, ya lazy eyetalian.
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>>73935639
It's a cult, I was making fun of it and these two fat guys started complaining about how they work out there and how great it is
>>
The secret to losing weight is finding an activity you love to do.

Yoga, swimming, lifting, baseball, etc

If you love the activity so much where you want to do it everyday, you'll realize you need to change your diet, not because you want to lose weight, but because you need to if you want to keep on going.

And the weight loss comes from there. If your mind is not on board, your body won't be.
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>>73936176
you're doing the same
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>>73936073
>Invest about $100,000 or so on a child
>It grows up to be a successful businessperson and makes enough money that me and my entire family never has to work a day in our lives again
>>
>>73936152

i actually squat like 3 days a week.

But this week it was all "nah gonna go play soccer don't wanna be tired ill do leg work after playing"

never imagined i would play so much i wouldnt feel like doing anything.
>>
>>73936289
Chilango
>>
>>73936176
>>73936286

Wow that 60k can really make a difference
>>
>>73936173
You can download it all for free in the /gsg/ OP, no torrenting required
>>
Why are touchscreen games such shit
>>
>>73936377
in the what
>>
>>73936434
Because it's awkward and easy to fat finger.
I fear for the vidya industry in the future.
I already thought the scummy EA and Activision shenanigans was bad enough.
>>
>>73936434
Plague Inc is fun
>>
>>73936490
in the /gsg/
>>
>>73936490
>>>/vg/gsg
>>
>>73936490
>>>/vg/174658469
might have done it wrong
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>>73936434
nice turk flag
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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND /cum/ IS TO BLAME
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^you're a faggot
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>>73936556
>>73936561
>>73936565
thanks lads
>>
>>73936608
It's actually your fault, for being so lame
>>
bon jovi is top tier mom rock
>>
>>73936514
I got that the other day but have yet to play it. Played the old ass's flash one back in the day
Also Firefox Android is fucking shit but I like my meme flags
>>
>>73936652
lmao that's actually how my childhood was like
>>
>>73936608
you give /cum/ a bad name
>>
>>73936652
the password to make an account is "steam", thats the only trouble i ran into when downloading the game
>>
Just made two eggs and toast for lunch
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>>73936672
THE DAMAGE IS DONE
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>>73936764
you didn't make those eggs or the toast
>>
>>73936784
I did
melted some cheese on top the eggs
>>
>>73936808
you didn't make the cheese either
>>
>>73936808
But you literally did not make the egg itself nor the bread
>>
>>73936784
Maybe anon is a bird that owns a farm
Don't be so quick to assume
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>>73936897
when does season 2 start?
>>
New threda?
>>
>>73936701
Personaly i think firecuck is best mobile browser
>>
i'LL MAKE ONE
>>
>>73937018
>being a fan of hamtaro
>>
>>73937090
>>73937090
>>73937090
>>73937090
nu
>>
A Russian soldier was just stabbed to death in my home country.

Paybacks a bitch.
>>
>>73937135
Payback for what?
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