/brit/

howling at cunts who think if the EU collapsed there would be the possibility of some kind of european war again. utter melts

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GASS ALL TAIGS AND KRAUTS

plymouth is

>>73928328
what makes you so sure it won't.

started saying cheers instead of thank you when I realised I sounded super autistic

>>73928328
really want the UK to invade and conquer spain

>>73928331
VERY good post

>>73928328
abhorrent post i wouldn't blow my nose with

>>73928357
Nukes and modern society. The population would never buy conscription, too self concerned

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*struggles to know what howl means

>Spurs
Hate how arrogant Pochettino has become despite winning fuck all. Argie prick.

>>73928300
That is me and my bf

>>73928358
poortherner

you could tell it was an emu cause ostrichs are much bigger

>>73928420
south

northerners say stupid shit like ta

Might start visiting dominatrices and pay absurd amounts of money just to explore that part of my sexuality.

>>73928402
Its the sound a wolf makes or the name of the dad in malcolm in the middle

>>73928357
NATO

>>73928404
who are you quoting?

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the gf

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Told my dad I'm gay and he hasn't replied yet.

>>73928358
Said thanks to a bus driver here the other day out of habit when getting off. He looked at me like I just murdered his dog.

>>73928488
crying

*forces your head*

phimosis crew represent

>>73928500
Doing a seize

Combat sports purify the soul

>>73928514
post the pic

you know the one

me when I have a bit of beak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc_szUYJAYE

Reminder Corbyn is going to cause so much fracture within the Labour party Chukka splits off with a bunch of people and forms his own with unionists trying to mimic the style of old Labour to get the Working Class vote but ultimately failing.

Reminder we're going to get a Conservative-SNP coalition as a way for May to keep her friends close and enemies closer type sort of scenario with the SNP so she will deny them the independence vote.

>>73928514
i am your og and will be respected as such

>>73928552
>beak
poortherners need to LEAVE

>>73928501
Couldn't deal with that kind of autism, HOWEVER, the other day a pensioner had a long conversation with the bus driver as she was getting off and it held me up so hmm

>>73928514
Get a circ already you fucking melon

Reminder Corbyn has phimosis

*just realises britishmen make wolf noise so off-un*

>>73928501
see this once a year in london

>>73928562
not saying anything is the final brain

>>73928553
You're an idiot. Play a record.

>>73928562
March called, they want their meme back

Strong smell of rancid meat, specifically chicken. No idea where it's coming from. I wonder if it's a dead pigeon in the roof cavity. I know they nest up there.

>>73928488
hot

tipped the checkout girl at tesco 10% of my shopping bill

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Race is a social construct

>>73928466
did it with the gf

i only liked footworship and her giving me forecful prostate stimulation. the roleplaying as a school bully was novel to begin with

just did a poo

>>73928633
Ive done this and gotten a blowie joey

Off to bed now. See you at about 3am.

>he pronounces often as often instead of often

howling didn't know this this general was populated by runts

>French men

business idea: do an MSc in Computer Science focussing on machine learning then make a killing in finance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNaNckHBNA

benders beware

>>73928488

forces my head? what?

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*rejects low quality meal*

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me out with the dog earlier

>>73928577
fuck off

>>73928703
want to do CS but I think I'd fail

>>73928736
why do you think that? it has a bit of a reputation as being an easy STEM subject, you'd probably be fine x

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>>73928649

>h-his nose is a bit bigger
>h-hhaha l-lefties btfo

die

>>73928616

Tell your mum to close her legs lol

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need my willy sucked asap

benders behave

>>73928769
le sarcasm xd

>>73928772
are you saying there's no such thing as race?
your pic related shows there are differences between breeds. or are you suggesting that breeds don't exist?

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>march for science

>>73928791
the black pill did a number on him

>>73928696
:)

>>73928786
Good one.

need a gf
need a circumcised black willy in that gf

I carry around a legally binding sexual consent form for my lovers to sign pre-coitus

>>73928877
*reaches for a pen*

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the gee eff

>>73928904
-is

>>73928832
it's april mate

>>73928877
>implying that won't be viewed as proof that the rape was premeditated

What happened to that leaf DJ

What was his name?

>>73928935
Dj vang

are you of dane heritage?

>>73928655
Was your gf also domme or were you both subs?

>>73928935
deadmau5? probably still being edgy

>>73928952
Ah yes

Going to write him in for this year's DJ Mag Top 100

can't help but feel sorry for corbyn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2Q69lvmPLw

this kind of passion will die in him when the inevitable happens

whats with Ashkenazi/Burger Jews from right across Eastern Europe all having German names even when they're from shitholes as far away from Germany as Russia/The Balkans/The Caucuses?

do the Iberian ones have German names too?

Walked around Soho earlier, feel like I need a wash now.

>>73929030
ah yes

german names

sure

>>73929004
It's nova scotia, the cringy mug who posts dnb all the time

>>73929007
he said he's going to stay on even if he loses lol

Business idea: convince drug organizations to pay me large sums of money to not get involved in their business

>>73929059
sound pretty German to me m8. thats why I'm asking

>>73928993
she'd domme me

>>73929103
i know i'm just making a dumb joke

>>73929068
hes alright

>>73929083
He should. Don't know where this meme of 'one general election and you're out' comes from.

Was drinking a beer by myself but then I knocked it over so now I'm not drinking a beer by myself.

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need a japanese girl to lick my bumhole

>>73929171
But he's the wrong leader for Labour and this election will prove it

Becoming increasingly radicalised by reality lads.

>>73929087
what are you referencing? trump?

>>73929038
where

>>73929211
>trump?

What? I'm talking about extorting drug rings for side money.

>>73929191
Regardless he's been in the position for less than 2 years. Can't expect to completely transform a party's fortunes in such a short time, especially considering the unique and tumultuous circumstances of the last year. Playing leadership musical chairs won't help.

my neighbours always eat dinner in the garden when it gets warm

is this runt behaviour?

>>73929206
reality has a liberal bias

>>73929259
no but I think staring out the window at others is

>>73929229
Soho

>>73929259
yes

eating outside is always fucking shit

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>>73929259

>>73929265
That's the thing. Reality doesn't. Reality is fucking SCREAMING at liberals about how wrong they are about every fucking topic. But they just ignore it and keep on killing their own.

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>>73929030
maybe they just seem to marry into the german surnames
maybe you just only notice when you do
maybe the anglicisation of their names just sounds german

>>73929143
okay. will ask again in 3-4 years time when the thought once again randomly crosses my mind

london has about a billion people in it yet I never see any london posters

FUCKING CHRIST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQP-gPq2GdA

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>>73929257
can't transform it at all if you're going to pursue the wrong policies

pretty certain I've clicked on images of literally EVERY store front in existence on the planet at this point

>>73929375
I absolutely 100% disagree with him on almost everything, but he was elected by a massive majority of the party membership. He should at least be given a chance on that basis.

my willy is 7.75 inches

I have a female friend (she's just a friend to me) and I can't help but frown upon the type of men she's into.

(middle eastern men) she's white and blonde btw.

this doesnt make me racist right?

>the USSR collapsed because Yeltsin visited a yank supermarket

fucking crying

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playing dead space and came across this

>>73929417
it undeniably does

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>>73929426
the awesome power of capitalism

Don't like the royal family ONE BIT. Oh it's ok to leech off the taxpayer because r Harry opened up about being a bit sad when his mum died

>>73929487
Don't like this new oversharing meme

Whatever happened to the stiff upper lip?

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Daily reminder that Tony Blair was a Zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration.

how much shampoo should I be using

been using a fat handful my entire life and apparently you're only meant to use a tiny bit

>>73929544
i haven't used it for about a year

>>73929479
oh ok lol

>>73929544
tiny bit once/twice a week

>>73929426
Imagine if he'd gone to a Walmart

>>73929544
Every other day.

>>73929487
>leech off the taxpayer
You probably wont like a few people itt then

>>73929528
Stiff upper lip sprouted rampant mental illness and sex offences in this country.
Can't bottle things up forever la

>>73928488
I don't know why but I immediately giggled after reading her sign.

walmart is a jewish conspiracy

>>73929534
Idiot.

>>73929597
>>73929579
>>73929566
talking about the amount in your hand

>>73929628
Bottle it all up and just rape/murder some natives every once in a while. It's the British way.

>i'll have an e please bob
>LOL
https://youtu.be/nSKQR0k6tUY?t=43s

just don't get the cuck mentality behind bumming off the royals

>tfw fat fuck

Just ate 4000 calories in 10 minutes

>>73929698
how'd you pull that off?

>>73929658
you only need a dab but you don't need to be using it

>>73929485
>capitalism
>economic freedom
no

>>73929710
Semen slurping

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https://youtu.be/lw4F4U35F8M?t=109

>>73929646
alri tony you bastard

>>73929257
hes reshuffled his cabinet 4 times in 2 years, who's playing leadership musical chairs

Victor 'Mosis lmao

>>73929658
THAT'S WHY I SAID A TINY BIT YOU FUCKING CLOWN, WHAT DO YOU WANT A FUCKING YARDSTICK? SYRINGE? GET A FUCKING GRIP

Just ate questionable parts of a chicken

Thoughts?

PAY UP OR I FIRE SO MANY TIMES EVERY SQUAD CAR IN THE COUNTY TRIES TO FIT IN YOUR DRIVEWAY

Love how rorkes are always going on about how pc culture has gone mad etc. But when we take a look at, say, labour MPs, we see only 19/229 are of ethnic minority origin or 8.2%. significantly less than the proportion of the population, and this is in labour, a left wing party.

love scratching wax out my ears with a paperclip6

>>73928356

actually an alright place

macron

>>73929861
*sticks finger in your ear*

just eat or hungry house?

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>>73929788
I find your lack of loyalty disturbing...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccBDu4ZARIo

choon lads

going to be glorious when le pen wins tomorrow

>>73929744
That's 1.3 litres of semen

>>73929939
Average day in London

have never had a gf but i just woke from a dream where i had a gf and now i'm depressed

i really hope macron wins, even though the odds for him are troubling

>>73929928
it's tomorrow? fuck that came fast

Apolonia Lapiedra

hnnnnng

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might do a watch on the 'flix

>>73929698
probably nearly managed that myself earlier today. or at least something insane in a very short space of time

>large bag of crisps (~700 cal)
>bag of cashews (~600-1000 cal depending on how much I actually threw into the bag)
>luncheon roll (300 cal) dunno even why I bought these 2bh
>cajun chicken strips (200 cal)
>half an easter egg (probably 400 cal)
>couple of sweets (~100 cal)

all from the comfort of my car after my jog/walk. I do this every saturday cause ... well I dunno why. I just do and have done for a long time. its just so comfy and something I really look forward to all week

don't eat fast food or takeaway like most so this is my equivalent I suppose

>>73930019
>fuck that came fast

that's what she said

>>73929908
definitely just eat
actually maybe in your area hungary house is better, but just eat has a bigger catalogue as it were

>>73929928
That's only the first round bellend

>>73928488
Banter

>>73930098
know anywhere i can find just eat discount codes and such?

>>73930101
>first round bellend
they have other shapes????

louise mensch has been doing a great job investigating the russian spies and hackers lads

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>>73930076

love that pic

my new overcoat came today. very nice. look very smart and mature in it

>>73930101
*sniffs*
*adjusts spectacles*
technically if someone gets over 50% they win in round 1

>>73930208
i enjoyed this post

>>73929747
Uh... You don't get to bring prams.

Do you guys have NAPA over there?

Just milked my penis to maserati

>>73930259
if I hit that baby will you cry?

just rimmed myself

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>>73930277
Napa?

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>>73930277
Yeah m8, see him down the pub all the time. Always trying to fight people though, utter madman

>>73930291
dont hit babys

washing machines live longer with calgon

>>73930328
>>73930337
er

>>73930328
>>73930337
https://www.napaonline.com/

>>73930337
>>73930328
nonces

>>73930355
made me think

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What settings do you listen to podcasts on? Starting using x2 speed on most things recently and it's so much better desu

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wtf I hate Trump now

hmmm fiorentina vs inter in an hour

could be comfy

@LadsWhoNeverHadAGF
What do YOU lads think it's like?

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PHIMO

>>73930381
t. ADHD spacker

gf wants me to walk her runt of a dog with her at 10am tomorrow

urgh

>>73930385
ah yes socialism

never wash my ballsack, penis, legs or feet in the shower, all the soap runoff cleans that right?

>>73930407
Is she cute?

>>73930171

she lost her mind a long time ago

would gf

Reading one of my many books lads, ah yes.

>>73930397
would unironically love to give that hole a little sniff and dip my tongue in there

>>73930397
What flavour Actimel is this?

>>73930431
gotta give your goolies a scrub you dirty bastard

>>73930441
What book lad

>>73930431
>doesn't wash his penis
Everything else i can forgive but you absolutely should wash your bellend with shower gel and a gentle rub with your finger to clean in the grooves

>>73930381
What app is this?

Need to test if I'm gay somehow lads

>>73930392
i imagine they're very cuddly and ask lots of questions

>>73930474
A Handbook of Traditional Living

>>73930431
you dont clean your dick and balls in the shower?

that's pretty disgusting. thats the first thing i clean when i get in there

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wonder whats inside the box

>>73930487
does looking at traps turn you on?

>>73930487
Buy a ticket to Derby

>>73930437
She's a Dalmatian and she is quite sweet

>>73930474

Das Kapital by Karl Marx

>>73930488
Correct

>>73930511
fuck all

>>73930482
>>73930508
nah haven't for a few years, from what I can tell it never smells or whatever so no need

How many threads do you fags need every goddamn day?

>>73930521

Yes

>>73930522

For what purpose

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>>73930550
all of them queer cunt

>>73930511
10 year old British girls
>>73930550
>fags
>goddamn
fuck off yank

>>73930572
then you are 100% gay

>>73930511
My knackers. Waiting for Islam's followers to hit 3 billion, then they all have to Hajj where the boxes walls will fall, revealing my tender plums for every single person to orbit and then kick.
Bliss.

>>73930549
you dont pull your foreskin back and clean your bell end? that is absolutely integral to a shower. and if you dont scrub your nuts and inner thigh for too long you'll get manky dried skin down there

>>73930572
Heard there's a gay man from Derby on the loose haha

Kiss me and I'll tell you who his name xx

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>>73930550
lots

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>>73930511
A mind controlling device of some sort

no suk my ballsack

how come the tiger got lost

caught up with berserk
ah yes, now time to wait 20 years for it to finish

>>73930487
get a semi and jump up and down a couple of times, if your willy hangs to the left youre straight, anything else and youre gay

>>73930550
as many as we want

>>73930511
That's the bumming room

>>73930511
The only bath in the middle east.

>>73930341
you've got another one

years of death grip wanking have warped my willys direction

>>73930600

Shan't be kissing yank runtlets

anyone remember the kekio meme

watching some Eddie Murphy standup from the 80s

VERY funny

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>every attractive girl has a boyfriend
>only the munters and fatties are left

going aldi. want anything?

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>>73930675

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>>73930712
>fatties

>>73930712
and if they don't have a bf they're always being chased by others/seeing someone on the side

>>73930718
netto

>>73930550
at peak a thread every 40 mins or so i think

Don't get why pot noodles are chav food when they cost like over a pound

you can get instant noodles for like 18p at lidl

>>73930718
polish gf

>>73930773
Terrible quality overpriced shite. Perfect embodiment of chavdom.

>>73930773
Cultural associations.

fucking hell, couldn't get away with this these days Ed
https://youtu.be/MMSL4weVgyY?t=253

>>73930651
>>73930651

very good post

maybe i AM ever so slightly on the racist side then

still, at least i'm not a rorke I just want common sense policies towards minorities

>>73930773
i won a pot noodle horn in a competition years ago. one of the best moments of my life 2bh.

>>73930755
that's why i have zero interest in getting a gf
no desire to get into some stupid contest with other men for a woman who likely will compare me to other men and dislike me

>>73930820

is that a new trip

>>73930821
ahh yes an advertising campaign revolving around an erection.

my reputation precedes me

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>>73930445
Yeah, go for it m8

Don't know whether to message the last weekend's thing or let it be a one time thing

Weird how the brain is the most important organ because the only source we have on that is the brain which would be extremely biased towards itself being the most important.

>>73930880
is it working?

imagine having phimo hahahah

>>73930773
burberry is actually quite expensive.

>>73930834
just go for a /plaingf/
thats what i'm planning on doing
good looking girls were usually the "popular" girls in school and have been drinking and partying since they were 16. They're used and abused desu

>>73930880
*rips it out*

>>73930919
remember telling a foreign friend burberry was associated with lower classes here and they couldn't believe it

>>73930880
*does a poo in it*

Really want to wank but still in chastity and the gf isn't home for another two hours

>>73930917
make me

>>73930961
none of them wear the genuine stuff. it's all fake, picked up at the market less than a tenner, like.

>>73930972
really hope this is real because then it would be an exceptional post

>>73930880
Looks like my willy

>>73931001
*likes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNVGfV2lXVY

Synthwave. That is all.

>>73931001
like what?

>>73931001
no working class people generally spend more on clothes than the middle class
the middle class here all wear hollister or jack willis while working class lads were armani jackets and €150 airmax

>>73931067
>while working class lads were armani jackets and €150 airmax

Pikeys are not working class

>>73931067
>Armani jackets

they're not real lad, and if they are, either it's stolen, or they are not working class.

bought today:
a 20m long hdmi cable
2 phone screen protects
another phone charger wire
a replacement laptop battery

was looking for a cooling pad for my laptop because my current one doesnt work because the usb wire on it got a bit fucked. They were all overpriced because i managed to get my current one for literally a 10er and now they're all like 40 squid

>>73930880
mmm soft bellends

>>73930880
can I give it a kiss?
lick it with my tongue?

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>>73930818
russia spends more of their gdp on their military than any country on earth

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do this quiz lads, see which French presidential candidate is closest to your views

https://votecompass.france24.com/president/home

got accosted by an american mormon on the way back from the gym lads

told him to fuck off yank haha

(NB no I didn't what I actually said was 'sorry mate not interested' and held up my hand like the bloke in the HET poster and kept walking by)

>>73931130
maybe you didnt get the memo but i dont care mate

>>73931169
>France

Do not care in the slightest

*enters thread in my Donnay tracksuit, Donnay hat, Donnay runners and white Donnay socks tucked in over the the bottom of my Donnay tracksuit bottoms*

>>73931219
literally cannot fathom that ireland is a separate country.

what's the point, its literally just another part of britain.

>>73931219
>white socks
fuck off nonce

NOW I KNOW
I'M BEING USED
THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I LIKE THE ABUSE

just screamed nigger out the window again lads
neighbours will be absolutely fuming

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taigs?

>>73931276
i cracked up lmao

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>>73931163
WRONG

also were you the yank you said tax this and I said represent this with that pic

>>73931287
show arsehole

>>73931105
not talking about pikeys. Travellers were cheap crap and hand me downs

>>73931125
lad my dad works in a higher end clothes shop and tells what the townies buy
Lacoste stopped selling cotton tracksuits to most of Ireland because their brand image was being ruined. My dad said if they could buy matching lacoste hoody + bottoms they could retail em at €250 and sell pairs all day

NEW PLEASE

why brit is so slow today?

HE IS WATCHING

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>>73931325
alri

>>73931125
Oh I should make the distinction its emporio armani which is a cheaper version (but still about €180 for a jacket)

>>73931392
exam season

>>73931392
Wrong thread Klaus

>>73911687
>>73911687

>>73931402
alri

>>73931448
>>73931448
>>73931448
nu

>>73928514
present