/brit/

>>73923266
first for depression

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2nd for German love Bombs agains British depression :3

used to lay besides the gf in bed spooning
rubbing the tip of my benis between her bum cheeks

miss that

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Hello everyone, i hope you're doing well.

>>73925134
autism

alright can we keep this thread nonce free please

>ask parent if you can have sex with their daughter
>perfectly legal

Watching Vsauce lads, third eye opening.

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raped a child on my 18th birthday and deano threw up in a plant pot aaha classic

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>>73925191
tread carefully yank

why won't the janner do something about all these nonces?

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real men want THIS

>>73925232
>teenagers having sex with each other is child rape

hm

>>73925218

She looks about 12 mate

>>73925233
't

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Map of runt centres

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Lads do you reckon European Martial Arts like they use in Battle of the Nations are gay? Feel like it would be fun. But I realise I'd probably be better off spending that time practicing a martial art that may actually help in a fight.

brah just hit 200k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MXkFNBZgUY

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susan

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The gf lads

>>73925260
just because eighteen has the word teen in it doesn't make you not an adult Rolf

>>73925260
Legal adult raping a kid is not ok

>>73924720
DELET

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how do we fix this

watching 2 chinese men playing snooker

>>73925298
Not a very chinky name

Bet she's really called mingxao or something

>>73925293
looks like a nice gaff

>>73925322
more immigratns

>>73925284
i saw that battle of nations and it was stupid, most of the time they didnt use the weapons at all; it was just wrestling but wearing armour

>>73925322
working as intended lad, bloody tories grumble grumble

>>73925322
leave the eu and immediately petition to rejoin

Hungover as fuck lads dint feed mad die until 2 today

>>73925322
You can't. If you are outside London you will never earn a significant wage.

>>73925399
over the line

delet and then leave the fucking thread you fucking scumbag

>>73925282
>Burnley
>Crystal Palace
>Liverpool
>runts
haha you what? these are the homes of the master race

>>73925399

Why is this legal

The fuck is wrong with yanks. fuck sake

yanks always take it TOO far

>>73925399
what the actual fuck you absolute shithouse

Day of the cross is coming for you nonces

Need some suggestions for disaster/survival/apocalypse movies I might not have seen?

NEED a gf(underage)

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>>73925479

Going to do psychedelics to try to understand my mental block for having sex

>>73925399
2 nukes werent enough

doing a google search for "crab porn"

did not expect them to do that with their claws

You used to get it in your fishnets

Not going to reply to that sick fuck but they WILL raid your house for distributing things of that nature and you WILL NOT be well liked in prison

Christ I hate americans

thank you based janny

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>>73925282
Say that again bruv

'airy chinese kid

arguing about noncery > arguing about politics

shooting up heroin

ah, yanks

>>73925584
me taking the picture

>>73925584
Why doesn#t the bender with the purse have a weapon?

200mg of mdma up the shitter

>>73925584
me on the right with capri suns in my bag for the lads

>>73925627
he's shooting spider-webs

>>73925536
who even takes these pictures? how the fuck is there a community for this

good work Janny

fucking hate Yanks *spits through my front teeth*

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>in short, go fuck yourself for trying to back-seat moderate a 4chan thread

Drinking black tea cos I have no milk
Grim taste

wish the gf would just text me

wonder what she's up to rn

got krokodil zipping through my bloodstream

>>73925642
>capri suns
alri billionaire

>>73925675
im shagging her rotten rn lad

>>73925627
reckon he doesn't believe in violence bruv

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Alri lads

>>73925322
give the bankers more bonuses so the trickle down bonuses go right to the single mum's pockets

>>73925479
A Boy and His Dog

>>73925677
i refuse to skimp when it comes to hydrating my m8s

>>73925675
im pooing in her fanny

crab porn is bizarre

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>>73925711
Alri bruv

>>73925711
Blur were better mate

*hold you at arms length as you fly into a spastic rage*

heyley williams is so cute I want to lick her feet while takes a cack on my chest

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>>73925747
looks like far right

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alri lasses

nowt wrong with wanking to kids as long as you don't act on it

fucking mental to think i could heem anyone itt

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>fucking mental to think i could heem anyone itt

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>>73925850
have a fucking word

>>73925850
this is the first step to nonce acceptance which I don't accept nonce

>>73925803
don't think he's far right m8

nonce
plural noncii

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anyone got a change of 3 tenners lads?

>>73925850
t. ian watkins

>https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492869928494.webm
i hate stuff like this that guesses a million things just so it can half-describe you

ireland is a self governing english colony

>>73925763

Oasis were far more influential, basically the second coming of the Beatles, after what's the story morning glory blur couldn't even compete

Not even saying blur were bad I like em but not on oasis level

https://youtu.be/dBEBkZ7sPMo

ahah ebin memes

>>73925963
didn't he rape an infant?

>23
>tfw no gf

ay lads

feels terrible

>>73925963
I do not know what everybody is getting so freaked out about.

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>>73925975
doubt many people here could relate to this

better luck on r9k

Blur are so fucking overrated

>>73926027
settled on watching Train to Busan on Netflix

>>73925988
nary a letter

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>he likes oasis

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>>73926027
same except i mostly don't care anymore

why did janny delete the last thread

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banter

>>73925983


No

>>73926101
nigger

>>73925983
Yes

>>73926101
black cuck

>>73925763
*arrow pierces right through the back of your skull and through your eye socket*
*faint reeeeing in the distance*

One way to improve /brit/?

Ummm let me think, how about remove all the racists and send them to /pol/?

>>73917920
>>73917920
>>73917920

massive fucking nonce

The Irish have had it coming for generations

>>73926143


No

>>73926064

Blur cucks in fucking denial their shite fake Londoner band got BTFO by OBASEDIS

>>73926200
what causes noncery in aussies? my theory is it's the sun

>he does the virgin post

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/66sxz1/i_never_quit_one_nerds_6_month_quest_for/?st=j1tf8vvq&sh=a484c41a

some extracts:

>Fast forward to November 2016. 24 years old, virgin, never kissed a girl, never been on a date. Basically the stereotypical redditor! (lmao) Something just snapped in me one day in November.

>While I still have my V card and all that, I have made good improvements. I have lots more female friends than male friends, whereas 6 months ago I couldn't even talk to girls or look them in the eye.

>Here's something that illustrates just how far I've come. I used to never have dreams, and only nightmares. In these nightmares people would usually be trying to hurt me. Well, last night I had my first ever really really good dream. This might sound crass but I dreamt that I slept with this girl that I know in real life and care about quite a bit. I mean, it sucked to wake up and realize it didn't actually happen but I never would have had a dream like this before.

>>73926248
anglo genes

>>73925850
Yeah it's wrong. Are you saying that wanking to rape-snuff isn't wrong? CP and rape-snuff are just as illegal

>>73926259
fuck off actual reddit cunt

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alri

One way to improve /brit/?

Ummm let me think, how about remove all the benders that don't care about Brits and send them to /mlp/?

>>73926272
no I'm saying wanking to kids isn't wrong

>>73926303
*removes you^

London is going to look like Brazil in our lifetime

NEED a goal in West Ham vs Everton

No goal = baked beans and rice till payday

One way to improve Britain?

Ummm let me think, how about enslave the Irish and bring them over here for slave labour?

>>73926350
same lad, they're about to ruin my acca

>>73926341
no more rain?

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>>73926248
stop the hate

>>73926259
>female friends
Reddit is shit because it pushes people into becomeing huge timid over sensitive phonies

>>73926331
AM I BEING DETAINED??!!!

>>73926359


No

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LMAO the kings of England were literal nonces

One rule for them another for us eh?

business

idea:

reddit

spacing

on

each

post

henceforth

>>73926359
doubt more irish people would improve anything lad

>>73926394
Kek

>>73926224
>>73926416
urm, yes sweetie the irish, much like animals, have been domesticated by the English over time to make our lives easier x

Business idea: pretend to be a young girl online then invite paedos to my house only to shove them about and berate them on camera

>>73926431
what's the nonce bit?

>>73926480

dont forget to put the videos on YouTube

Why hasn't this black bellend lukaku scored

I'm fucking furious

>>73926504
how about getting married at 12? you absolute header

>>73926504
She was 12 when they married

had two weeks to do some studying
not cracked open a single book! hahah

One way to improve America?

Ummm, let me think, how about executing the ruling elite and installing socialism?

the particular group of millionaires that I have wagered money on with a bookmaker have let me down

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>>73926480
It's hotter if you do this and you are in fact a deceptively young female

>>73926557
>>73926570
so?

can't get pass the CAPTCHA on leftypol

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>>73926465

>>73926606
>capitalising captcha
Runt

cannot stand nonces lads
something about them makes them deserve to be hanged in public

>>73926606
ha, get fucked
capitalism wins again

cannot stand the french lads
something about them makes them deserve to be hanged in public

im an economist lads, with a masters degree.

currently working in a university doing low level research. got a job offer to work for the government.

after which i'll have 3 options: stick with the government, jump onto the private sector or try to wriggle my way back into academia to get a phd so i can get really high up in some economic organisations and do consultancy.

I could do the phd now/soon... but i feel like its better to work a few jobs now.

any insights?

>>73926431
>One rule for them another for us eh?

Marrying 12 year olds wasn't illegal in 1200AD retard

COME ON EVERTON YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT HOUSES

>>73926686
wish I was smart and good at maths and shieet

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>Muhammad was a child fucking pedo!!!!
>my ruling elite would never dream of doing such a thing!!

Utterly creasing myself at racist morons

>im a con artist with a piece of paper

arrogant students

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haha held out and didn't text the gf and she just messaged me asking how I am

haha alpha as fuck

business idea: kill myself and see where it goes from there

>>73926736
this is my fear with phd, i'm actually shit at maths and economics, i just managed to finesse my degrees. I can imagine my grand lies falling apart

>>73926663
Always amazes how many people that publicly espouse that view are either fellas that turn out to be rock spiders themselves or women who actively conspired in covering up child sexual abuse.

is the age of consent correct, lads?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/jul/08/lower-age-consent-14-1979-home-office-report

mummy may wanted it lowered

>>73926694

Nonce

>>73926686

Yeah tell them to install socialism otherwise get fucked you tory cunt

>>73926768
you wouldn't be good at the job though lid

>>73926748
marriage =/= having sex

mohammed licked and fucked a child

>>73926748
we don't venerate richard 2nd as a prophet and kill people for drawing pictures of him

fucking 'nemouth and 'ham ruining the table

>>73926771
are you implying that im a nonce mate
wanna have a scrap you aussie cunt

>>73926796
jobs are easier to finesse than degrees ngl. the UN failing to economically develop somalia isn't the end of the world. whereas you failing an exam or writing a shit dissertation is a big deal.

>Only Muslims in Rotherham would ever abuse children! We whites have ethics!

The state of right wingers

>>73926847
Maybe YOU don't, heretic

Daily reminder there's no "end point" for "diversity", there's no point where our leaders say "we're diverse now", it keeps going til we're gone

>>73926876
All rape gangs were pakis

>>73926816
Ah yes
Noble and chaste king John definitely kept to the rules of chivalry and didn't touch her once until she was 18

anyone who argues against the age of consent or draws a difference between hebephilia (or whatever it's called) and pedophilia is a wannabe child rapist

>>73926893
who's "we" exactly?

>>73926819
scared about it. the two problems deferring my phd are that
>academics don't like people who strayed away for too long
>giving up money and that in you're mid to late twenties, rather than your early twenties.

>>73926856
I'll fuckin Royal Commission you so hard it'll make your head spin, Monsignor

>>73926935

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaU

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>>73926889

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>>73926876
forgot pic

>>73926816

You're telling me he didn't shag her? FOY

>>73926847

You English scum wank over him in history class

reminder that if you want to ravage the arse of the cash me ousside girl you're a nonce

>>73926929
nah probably waited until like 14 to go full on intercourse, rasheed. mohammed fucked a girl half that age though

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which country has it right?

>>73926893
finding the use of "we" very problematic. Why wouldn't the new brits we considered in the "we"?

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>>73926927

Is this rape gang pakis?

>>73926996
16 is probably best
It's still a bit weird though

>>73926935
that line of thinking is exactly what they're arguing against

>>73926990
not really

>>73926996
brb going to spain

>>73926935
hebephilia is when you fap to photos of IDF girls

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>You English scum

>>73926748
That marriage was a formality, a diplomatic move purely to bring two kingdoms together. There is no suggestion that the king then raped that child. Such an atrocity would've sparked outrage and potentially started more war!

Whereas:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisha#Age_at_marriage
>Aisha was six or seven years old when she was married to Muhammad with the marriage not being consummated until she had reached puberty at the age of nine or ten years old.

>fucking a 10yr old
>not a child fuckng pedo
Kind of explains why so many muslims in the UK are child fucking pedos though, if this is their role model.

>>73926893

Literally at odds with all the rorkes here couldn't care less about skin colour and look forward to us all becoming the same shade of brown

>>73927020
ah yes, before pakis were even widespread in britain

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>>73927061

>>73926996
Us but we should have Romeo and Juliet law

>>73926992

What evidence have you got that he didn't fuck her when she was 7? Awfully weird for a yank to be making excuses for an English king

Inside of me mouth is peeling from those salt and vinegar chips I had last night

>>73927067
paki btfo

they should legalise drugs 2bh

>>73927082
>let's make everyone the same, in the name of diversity!
Ah yes, "liberal" logic.

>>73927128
paki

b t f o
>>73927067

>>73927082
>couldn't care less about skin colour
>look forward to us all becoming the same shade of brown

this is a contradiction

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>>73927082
same

>>73927067

It wouldn't have been rape though she was his wife and had no fucking rights

Accept it your English king fucked a literal child

>>73927083

>le shift le goalposts

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L O D S OF E M O N E

>>73927216
money literally named "dong"

just found out the gf has a tattoo on her ribs saying 'enjoy your life' in latin

absolute little runt nearly drop kicked her there and then

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>Still 3k to go
Would be much faster if I had friends to send links to

>>73927215
>rasheed damage control
howling

We need to let pakis in and be ok with them raping children because degenerate upper class fops did it to in the distant past

>>73927260
what's that

>>73926996
the respectable countries are all around 16 or 15

any younger and it's very noncey, any older and it's too prudish

so probably 15.5 / 15 and 6 months is the most sensible

Can't believe I come here just to argue with yank runtlets they should stay in their own thread

>tfw ywn be paki
>ywn get thousands in benefits
>ywn be able to rape prime teen pussy for 15 years and get let off the hook by the police

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>>73927280
>the distant past
they're still doing it. them letting pakis doing it is almost certainly part of their sex magick ways.

selling some shite on discogs

>>73927308
Monzo. Pre-paid master card. Main benefit is literally commission free payments and ATMs abroad.
The queue got really high since they got Bank of England's licence.

hate that japmoot banned all the vpns from this

might move to KC or that other shit one ;_;

Tongue is REALLY peeling now boys

*kills you*
*dates your corpse*

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How many dates with the gee eff before it's acceptable to invite her over for sex? Will it be obvious when you invite her over that you want sex?

>>73927215
>It wouldn't have been rape though she was his wife and had no fucking rights
>this is how muslims justify raping children
Disgusting. Don't project your psychopathic attitude towards women and children onto historical English monarchs. If he had harmed her, it would've defeated the whole point of the marriage, which was to bring those families together.

Believe it or not, little girls, even ones that have been married, are still viewed as human beings by civilised people, and that was the case as far back as 1396 in England.

>>73927361
ah ok, anything particularly special about it not abroad?

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the gf

>>73927429

virginity: the post

>>73927441

>1396 England
>civilised

How is life in delusionary history revisionism land?

>>73927452
>not doing loads of current account switches to get those switching bonuses

shame on a pagon

https://twitter.com/EnekaQuamina/status/855125442705199104

watched goodfellas about 10 years ago and watching people get stabbed still makes me wince

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https://twitter.com/jackmorriss12/status/855732201849335808

so THIS is what happens when aussies move to Britain

>>73927427
my corpse wont go out a single step from my house

>>73927429
3rd date

>>73927429
>Will it be obvious when you invite her over that you want sex?
I believe that's meant to be the idea.
Just b urself and try not raping

im a rorke but i'd reverse all of my positions for a qt left wing gf desu

>>73927361
applied to this nearly 3 years ago. still haven't been accepted.

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>>73927452
Really nice app. You get notifications as soon as you use it in shop. You can't overdraw or do some other stupid shit.
>>73927514
I do it all the time, but no bank could provide me with what I really wanted, which is free ATMs abroad at interbank's exchange rates.

>>73927521
skeng in my pocket cant you see the bulge in my coat

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>>73927557
Try again via recommendation

>>73927525

and how exactly does one acquire an Emu here

*sits next to you*

>>73927635
intentionally...?

>>73927566
What kind of bile is she drinking

>>73927427
*spends entirety of date browsing /x/*

#freethepedos

Hey guys, former cuck here, it's hilarious watching Black guys crash and burn but in all seriousness we can't let these guys fuck our wives

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what did she mean by this

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You can have sex with a 13 year old in Spen?

>>73927729
*vomits*

having salt and pepper chips from the chinky

Take the red pill. the second world war didn't actually happen.

lost my virginity to a 32 year old woman (10 years older than me), who i met at uni. she was from abroad so i let her stay at my house whilst my parents were away. then she told me to follow her into the room i let her sleep in, and told me to get in bed with her. initially she was saying 'would you have sex with me?' and i was like 'u-u-uh yeah' and then she said 'we shoudn't though' and then we were like holding hands in bed, playing footsie. Eventually she says 'what is your favourite part of my body' I saw 'your legs'. she then said 'ok feel them'.

she was sleeping in shorts, so i took the blanket off her and started rubbing her legs and feet. then she says 'what else do you like' and i said 'your tits' so she said 'take off my tshirt and play with them then', so i did just that and i sucked them and gave her love bites on them. She then said why don't you kiss all the way down my body so i kissed from her tits, down her tummy, stopping at her panties (i was rubbing her thighs whilst doing this) and i looked up at her and asked if she wanted me to keep going, she said yes.so i pulled down her panties and start licking her out

yada yada yada we had sex and a 4 month long heavily sexualised relationship

the end.

>>73927496
What is civilised then? Caving in the skull of a woman because she was raped? Treating a child like a sex toy because you "married" her? Cutting off someone's head because they don't believe what your book says? Shooting someone to death for drawing a picture you don't like? Are these signs of civilisation?

>>73927741
Sexy people can, you can't

>73927758
*reads every single letter in this post*

>>73927750
no it did happen

the nazis were the good guys though

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me on the left

>>73927738
wtf i hate jewish people we need a second holocaust etc. whatever

saw a fella today wearing an ancient pair of timbalands, football socks, old liverpool shorts and a filthy hoodie. in the middle of town. wasn't even homeless.

HATE this country

>>73927794
Only the cat realises what they look like.

>>73927429
3
Yes but that's why it's exciting

>>73927758
Got an erection reading this

Reminder that sex tourism laws mean the effective age of consent for visitors to most countries now is 18 so stop getting ideas nonces

>>73927361
Lad
http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/credit-cards/prepaid-travel-cards#monzo

>>73927827
Jackeen

>>73927827
All of Ireland outside of Dublin sounds exactly like the North.

Hmm...

>>73927525
>You're walking a fucking ostrich you daft cunt
>It's a fucking emu

Done

why, yes, i agree with slavoj zizek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti-zq4azB_8

just got sacked from my job as a ferry driver lads

business idea: slavoj zizek vs stefan molyneux debate

>>73927951
me in the cabin on the left (right) rear side of the vessel.

>>73927525
what part of the north speaks like this

reminds me of that prefect video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

>>73927903
4chan finally useful for something. Thanks

>>73927525
>Gyppos

COMEBACK IS ON

SWANSEA SURIVIAL

nah not really.

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>>73923350
reminder we totaled cucksden

>>73926052
i can relate to bits and bobs

zayn malik is incredibly beautiful

>>73928033
imagine losing out in a relegation battle with hull

lmao

>>73927951
for fuck's sake, lad

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>yanks pronounce mischievous as "mis-chee-vee-us"

screeching

eating maltesers

there's no ethical findom under capitalism

Swansea should never have sacked Monk.

>>73925228
What game

>>73928092
*overhears your screeching*
Jesus fucking Christ, shut the fuck up m8

>>73928092
What makes me howl is it's for the same autistic reason we call aluminum al-you-min-eeum

>>73927951
Holy shit, I see this ship all the time on my Tenerife webcam. It's there in that harbour about 50% of the time.

http://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/espana/canarias/santa-cruz-de-tenerife/playa-los-cristianos.html

I even stalked it a little bit on marinetraffic.com. I only took it off My Fleets because I was getting too many email updates about it. Guess I won't be seeing it for a while.

how do you pronounce 'often' lads

off-un
or
off-ten

>>73928168
why do you do this

>>73928168
you're a bit weird m8

>>73928154
*screeches in your ear*

>>73928168
>he does the virgin post

>>73928158
>makes me howl
furry

>>73928170
oftn

fuck OFF chelshit

*stops at red light
*pulls up hand brake and puts car into neutral

>>73927951
ah yes
the spanish

>>73928170
off-un makes me cringe

>>73928218
*chokes you in my arms until you die*

>spurs

>>73928170
off-ten with a short soft t

*realises i hate myself

new
>>73928300
>>73928300
>>73928300

hate people who replace 'th' with 'v'

vuh fing is vat

christ almighty

>>73928170
offdun

>>73928168

autism

>>73928170

Use to say often but now I say often