Perfect government edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBGbBKtHSw
tim's camera tests are getting longer
anime
https://youtu.be/2kBGbBKtHSw?t=49
terrible, just awful
some twat on amazon has clearly listed what should be an expensive product for the wrong price
would it be scummy for me to order it? I'll basically be in the position of blackmailing them with negative feedback (they're a new seller) if they don't honour the price
willies
bums
>>73921178
nah. it's poisonous clockwork orange colored rube goldberg machine shaped like a carrot. Of course it's labeled as "red pill", but contains deadly rainbow inside.
tights 2bh
is that irish cunt from ardoyne here
whos watching the soccer today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MusyO7J2inM
This is the most viewed porn video of the month in the UK
seriously i swear like even 5 years ago this sort of shit would've been confined to weird fetish sites
>grey and humid
ah yes the "emerald" isle
https://8values.github.io/
>State religion
>>73921286
such a minger
>>73921218
do what yer mam would've done lad
>not having a job or being in education
Explain how you can be this lazy and useless please?!?
>>73921222
poo poo
pee pee
OHHH Don't let me see you crying, cause oh, hunny, I'll smoke you til I'm dyingggg
the gf
>>73921300
alri beckham
>>73921346
mentally ill
>"minged off"
>>73921286
Society is better off with religion
>>73921258
I think pornhub puts deviant shit in most viewed and hottest vids for whatever country your in on purpose
>>73921354
alri owen
Listening to sufjan stevens x
would be lying if I said I didn't have a few Muslim acquaintances
I'm leaving forever
bye
Just coughed up some of my ovaries
Having the first cuppa of the day
off to the club in 10 minutes boyos
>Society is better off with religion
>>73921379
i doubt they're spoofing the views
>>73921404
still makes me snicker
haha yess lads
#JezWeCan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpSIzx0Ta0Y
>>73921380
the fuck is that supposed to mean owen was a handsome lad
maybe its yooouu-oo-oo-oo-oo
maybe its meee-ee-ee-e-ee-ee-ee
maybe its ju-uu-st the constant rhythm of the sea-ee-ee-ee
>>73921386
Salaam alaikum
>>73921053
incestflix
>Listening to sufjan stevens
>off to the club in 10 minutes boyos
Don't give a fuck what anyone says Mac demarco is a certified choon craftsman
have any of you lads been in a gay sauna?
never got the obsession with incest
seems to be particularly popular among white people
can't imagine a black fella looking for incest shite on pornhub
>>73921477
yeah sounds like this lad probably has >>73921470
>>73921405
popped any pills
>>73921443
>10 minutes to think of a reply
>it's still the shittest one
state of you
I've never defeated a single boss on bloodborne without summoning for help
who wants to make a Corbyn toad?
*picks ur mum up in this*
*tosses a crumpled budweiser can in the bed*
>>Society is better off with religion
NEO
FASCIST
>>73921485
they'd before looking for beastiality
>>73921428
why is a norwegian liverpool fan making british political videos
religion is the foundation of society
Hate my boring shit life
>>73921385
>I can't explain
>the state that I'm in
>the state of my heart
>he was my best friend
>>73921485
Honestly don't get it myself either. Biologically I am repulsed by the thought of fucking a family member. It's genetically hard wired to avoid inbreeding.
>>73921459
that wasn't a club
>>73921548
good post
>>73921499
that's an actual site though mate
>>73921485
I'm not interested in the incest, it's just more likely to have a story than some video where it's just two people fucking and no lead-up.
>>73921470
indie music with stringed instruments is certified bender material
anyone got a good online modafinil supplier
>>73921551
p-proof
don't want to google it 2bh i'd probably end up on some gc*q list
>>73921566
>>73921496
Well like that's just like le ur opinion dood
/brit/ is a Christian general
>>73921534
>religion is the foundation of society
nah. it's just the dressing on top. a final layer of social control
>>73921553
yeah but if the story is "im your mum let's have sex" that's fucking grim mate
>>73921567
alphabay
Need brekky suggestions STAT!!!
>>73921567
ask monica
>>73921587
fuck off moron
>>73921587
its just a video hosting site made by a redditor its nothing dark webby
/brit/ is a reddit general
hmm yes all seems to be in order
Fucking hell lads, bought a fleshlight but my willy is too big for it.
>>73921603
>>73921608
fuck off g***
>>73921596
beans on toast
Know a lad who's gone religious just because the girl he was after wouldn't shag him unless he went to church with her.
>>73921587
it's just a fucking porn site mate
>>73921654
rasheed
>>73921639
blasphemous
fucking criminal
>>73921596
food
>>73921596
cheese on toast
>>73921596
Toast sandwich
>>73921669
everyone give this man a (You) he's earned it
>>73921643
>women go to church
>people under the age of 40 go to church
wtf
>>73921665
now we're getting somewhere...
>>73921596
food on toast
>>73921418
why not? If people start getting to real fetish shit they'll be forced to come back every time they want a wank
>>73921686
muslims m8
>>73921686
They are very rare nowadays. You can be sure if a young person in this country goes to church and takes religion seriously they're probably totally batshit.
>>73921596
food on beans sandwich
>>73921702
>>73921379
remember once the irish catholic gf asked me to go to church with her
told her to fuck off
>>73921546
wats doin 2nite
>>73921715
maybe that's why society is going to shit
we need to bring back Christianity
>>73921680
weird how pretty much everyone in /eire/ is an anime posting gimmickfag. find the Irish posters here much more tolerable even if they're retarded too
>>73921546
wouldn't know ive never been to one
>>73921702
well why would they? it's not like they get more ad revenue for depraved shit
>>73921715
remember sitting on a train next to some religious girls my age.
they were going about how people have forgotten their relationship with god because its not cool.
felt a tad uncomfortable, because i always though that british christfags were supposed to be laidback
>>73921736
Didn't happen
I'm sure you also simultaneously fought off 50 of her Irish brothers at the same time after this incident without breaking a sweat
>maybe that's why society is going to shit
>we need to bring back Christianity
Beans for brekky is seriously one of the most bleak and grim concepts it has ever been my absolute displeasure to entertain.
Do nuns still exist? I've just realised I have never met a nun in real life.
>>73921596
Bacon, fried eggs, baked beans in tomato sauce, sausages, toast (or fried bread), fried tomato halves, fried sliced mushrooms.
>>73921786
she was nornirish aka a filthy t*ig
miss her lots though haha
>>73921758
you meme but this is unironically what the alt-right think
very odd
>>73921784
They were when everyone described themselves as Christian despite 90% not actually giving a shit about it.
Now people don't even pretend so the ones who still go on about it are the hardcore religious freaks.
>>73921821
yeah, there's a nunnery just down the road from me in fact
the Nigerians here are very religious
Checked one of the Nigerian lads I went to school with's Facebook and it was full of bible verses and shit about how gay people choose to be gay haha
>>73921776
they've been datamining for years
i'm sure they've found out they retain concurrent viewers who view x categories. So they try and expose people to those categories
>>73394821
im the same tbf
imagine being a part of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wgt3lXc6IM
>>73921786
Irish men aren't that hard you gay keyboard warrior..
>>73921865
being gay is a choice though. its not like a dick accidentally fell into their arsehole is it
>>73921826
what if I substituted some honey glazed ham for the beans and tomato sauce?
>>73921867
hmmm maybe. This would also explain why all the psuedo nonce shit became popular, with pornstars who have the bodies of children
It's so disgusting.
>>73921901
hello nigger
>>73921821
They do, three of my aunts are nuns.
I've spent many holidays at their convents as a young lad, v. nice ladies.
Being a yank is seriously one of the most bleak and grim concepts it has ever been my absolute displeasure to entertain.
>>73921901
I'd have to be off my tits to enjoy being surrounded by that many loud sweaty arseholes.
>>73921901
i like that album but i hate concerts
>>73921865
nigger in my estate used to stand there and preach the bible at passersby
>tfw only just noticed this little gem after years on this site
>>73921931
>video full of white people
>hello nigger
>>73921901
saw death grips and it was better
>>73921865
I shagged a Nigerian girl once and I think it made her depressed for going against her religion. She stopped speaking to me afterwards, stopped coming to lectures and I found out later she'd dropped out of uni and gone home to Nigeria lmao
>>73922006
Hello nigger
Nuke the boomers
>>73921901
>Lamar
typical anti-white "ebul white man shot the keeedz n shiet" pseudo-intellectual fake-hood Hollywood hack
Essentially a crossbreed between a valley girl and a black panther's gay stepbrother that drank a 40oz once
>>73921901
>all those white people saying n****r
worrying
also thats literally his only good song
can someone teach me how to use darkewb to buy stuff.
so i need a vpn
i need tor
i need the address
i need a bitcoin wallet and some bitcoins
then i need to find what i want to buy and buy it?
aren't bitcoin transactions traceable?
to what address should i be getting my shit sent to?
what if the quality is bad?
dont mind personal belief but those childish toys to yourself. organised religion is a joke though and has been a significant source of evil in this world. i have no respect for people who affiliate themselves with such monstrous regimes.
>>73922036
the whole album is good wtf
>>73921974
Do women ever think about putting some work in to make a relationship happen or do they always think it's all up to the man?
>>73922063
*keep those
>>73922034
hello my fello kekistani, MAGA and shadilay amirite xD
hat
>>73922006
white people emulating nigger culture are just as bad as niggers themselves
>>73922065
he sounds like a faggot and I've never been able to enjoy his songs because of that
>>73921961
>They do, three of my aunts are nuns.
*Two actually since one passed away two years ago.
Had a few drinks with a couple of literal exorcists when I was there for the funeral. Got their numbers in case I need any demons sorted haha.
>>73922055
howling
>>73922085
Kill yourself
>>73922034
FOY
>>73922063
wtf? i hate god almighty now!
>>73922034
listen to his music, he's not like that mate x
>>73921974
Surprised the Telegraph didn't find a way to make this article about the evils of the EU.
>>73922085
go back to nigeria, ape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4XXx2vS4c4
mmm this that REAL shit
>>73922049
go away idiot
>>73922113
he's clearly taking the piss you utter mongo
wew
>>73922134
Even though they're pro EU?
>>73922158
ah yes, the rorke
>>73922123
TPAB had plenty of BLM stuff and he also did this performance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdbxE1gPFbM
>>73922160
thats me ahah
>>73922158
>ah yes, the rorke
>>73922160
>"not looking for a fling"
big night in smoking weed watching k1
not sure if i like yarns nemore
>>73921821
I went to a Catholic school and there were nuns about. One of them used to counsel students; I went to see her once to tell her I thought I was gay and was worried about going to hell and she told me it was fine and not to worry.
Nice ladies :3
imagine listening to Kendrick lamar and thinking "this man hates white people" and then whining about it
absolute spergs
>>73922156
No shit you complete retard
>>73922160
This is my wife ahaha
lots of racism on this thread, can we be a bit nicer darlings? x
me on the left
>>73922201
Imagine listening to kendrick
Fucking hell, I get 'centrist' on every political test I ever take
>>73921926
The beans are integral, they provide the sauce. Unless it's dripping with grease, the whole thing will be dry without the sauce. The beans provide fibre as well.
To replace the sauce and the fibre, I guess you could use ketchup, and make the bread wholegrain. You might get away with that in the USA. Don't try that shit over here though.
>>73922072
Why would they? Men want women more than women want men
>>73922225
>>73922193
>>73922234
>>73922246
Imagine the things that lucky fucker has seen and done and felt.
kendrink lamar is a pussy and i dont like him but who cares if he raps about hating white people lol
>>73922278
Equality and that innit.
>>73922254
don't even particularly like him but if your response to a black person even mentioning racism in their art is "so you want to kill all whiteys huh?" then you top yourself
>>73922160
hate how memes have given fat girls confidence now
>>73922313
this
we need to go back to bullying them and making them cry
>>73922160
nice
>>73922160
That's a nice butt
the gf
Brexitmongs
>>73922297
t. Ringo Greenstein
Any Tim news?
>>73922334
then having sex?
***better than Kendrick***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGaRbhat-FA
>>73922280
probably a bot
why are rap fans so easy to bait
NEED a prime ministerial gf
>>73922355
looks motherly
>>73922365
>Ringo
>>73922355
*heems her*
>>73922372
nah
hot waters fixed so he's not going mental anymore
*throws acid in your gfs face*
It's official lads, I'll be Best Man at a wedding for the fourth time in my life in August.
Might go to my head haha.
>>73922313
Tinder and online dating in general has given fat girls confidence
Average guy? Few matches, you'll have to put some effort in just to get a date with someone you don't find repulsive
Fat chick? You'll be drowning in messages, you could date a different guy every meal of the day for a year if you wanted to
NEED a Trump-May porno
reckon West Ham Everton is the pick of the PL fixtures whilst we wait for Chelsea Spurs
>>73922438
It must be nice to have friends and family who really enjoy irony
why are white people so easy to bait
>>73922438
one been to one wedding and it was painful don't know why you'd go to 4
>>73922467
hello nigger
>>73922458
hammers fan here, not looking forward to this one
>>73922458
Decent call
>>73922481
I've been to seven in the past two years, all of my friends are getting married.
don't see the problem with drunk driving like just get out of the way nigga hahahahah
>>73922499
dad supports west ham
>>73922499
think it's just a question of finishing this season and not getting to close to relegation for you now. you Slav in or Slav out?
dont even know where my life is going honestly
>>73922381
this album is better than any album he's ever made but he isn't better than kendrick overall
however, madlib is better than both of them as an artist
>>73922473
>not taking a beanie hat just in case, and having plenty of spare time and money to get it immediately corrected at a backup barbers
>instead, taking a photo of it and uploading it
nice filename btw
>>73922525
>friends
normoids out
>>73922535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QuJy99yDSc
Okay, I didn't mind non-legacy captchas until recently.
Now if I don't ask for legacy captcha Google wants me to fill out like five or six captchas per post, two of them being the "lmao wait click until no mountains" kind.
What the fuck is going on?
>>73922525
how old are you/they
>>73921258
It's pretty good if you mute it
>>73922533
yeah but every loss at home these days is so much worse than before
Slav in and if we go down next season at least we might get rid of the owners
>>73922507
BASH
THE
FASH
Addiction and depression are just swimming in my cum
>>73922598
I'm 27 and all of the friends were between two years younger and three years older.
>>73922529
There's unironically nothing wrong with being over the limit. It's set far too low, maybe a 4 foot woman would be unable to drive over the limit but not me.
Driving when you're slightly pissed is fine. Do it all the time.
>>73922551
>this much paranoia and autism
is it true that the columbine shooters sucked eachother off before killing themselves?
>>73922612
the owners are embarrassing chavs desu
their sons spent the whole summer talking about signing that guy from Marseille and Bacca on twitter
>>73922641
you're a dickhead
>>73922628
fairs im 19 got plenty of time then
alri lads
*socialises towards you*
Big girls do in fact cry
>>73922655
yes
t. third columbine shooter who was only there for the gobbies
>>73922641
kys
>>73922655
by all accounts yes
>>73922683
good lad
>>73922655
don't know but gus van sant's film elephant implies they were gay
NEED a mexican gf
best louis theroux doc?
>>73922738
what a shit flick
>>73922539
I just can't take Kendrick seriously at all 2bh
He's West Coast Obnoxious on every song
>>73922751
thought it was quite good
also liked Gerry
>>73922741
same
dunno why yanks cry about mexicans so much
>>73922745
the 'tism one
>>73922745
the one about the nonce prison, extremely depressing
>>73922745
adventures of lucosade man and banter boy Gary
>>73922641
Drunk driving over the limit is not fine, it's neglectful behaviour that puts other people at risk.
That said, I agree with the Doug Stanhope position that you should be able to take a drunk driving test. If you can pass the test at x level of alcohol in the blood, then your license reflects it and you can legally drive at that level.
business idea: only female immigrants allowed
>Kendrick Lamar
>Height:1.65m
Broke two fingers punching a bloke yesterday.
Not a good weekend overall.
>>73922745
the alcohol one
paul nuttall is the ed miliband of ukip
>>73922823
good idea tbqh
>>73922841
*fingering a bloke
>>73922823
the WMBW thread on /gif/ is qualla
>>73922820
You're basically agreeing with me. I can drive perfectly safely over the limit (way over the limit desu) therefore there's nothing wrong with it.
>>73922841
*fingering my bum
>>73922823
I'd be more okay with it 2bqhwy
>>73922745
i prefer the ones where the subjects hes interviewing have a hatred for him like westboro or nazis
>>73921178
>no limit on immigration
>perfect government
Pick one and only one
The GF
>>73922655
they went to play bowling at their favourite bowling alley one last time
*does a think*
>>73921310
getting pumped in an alley by tyrone isn't an option here
>>73922785
shes probably half mexican
the full spics are much darker than spaniards
>>73922741
>that tat
>>73922784
not a fan
drugstore cowboy and my own private idaho are decent enough tho, particularly drugstore cowboy
>>73922871
That's your drunk self deciding how safely you're driving, and your judgement is necessarily impaired under those conditions. It's not for you to say how safe your drink driving is. You may well be a safe driver at that limit, but it's not your call unless you passed the test at that alcohol level.
Maybe I think I'm a fine driver despite drinking a litre of vodka and having never driven a car before. If I think that's safe does that mean there's nothig wrong with it? No, because I'm wrong. You might be wrong, and other people's lives are at stake here, so you don't get the benefit of the doubt.
all my employers have suspected that i'm an undercover journalist trying to expose their organisation because I'm overqualified
>>73922992
>>73922992
Good lad
>>73922896
the black nationalists one is fairly funny
>>73922992
>>73922992
be my bf
>>73923029
funny how he doesn't paint them in a bad light
lads what is the best free streaming site
>>73923080
putlocker
hate it when I get 1,000+ reblogs on a post on tumblr and barely pick up any new followers
>>73923021
>austerity
holy shit was this deliberate
>>73923029
i haven't started weird weekends yet
>>73923080
Youtube.com
>>73923055
oh do one, how is that documentary in any way positive towards black nationalists you utter mong
RIP Ego Eggnog
>>73922992
yuck
>>73923109
did you watch the same documentary as me? Where he gets arrested in the end? Of course he paints them in a good light because they're all "civil rights" activists instead of black nationalists
>>73923055
but i thought that with louis theroux the interest about his docs is that he lets the people paint themselves instead of painting them?
i like cats but not poisonous spiders
How was Louis' Scientology film?
>>73921251
shit, forgot to congratulate you for this phenomenal post
>>73923090
im not allowed on it
Business idea: fuck up the circadian rhythm to watch Impractical Jokers
i just want to play dnd with vin deisel once in my life is that too much to ask
>>73923157
meant to see it in cinemas but no one would go with me haha
>memeadian memythem
LMAO
>>73923153
yes most of the time he just stares at them until they get so nervous they blurt everything out
>>73923149
lol you mean the one where he's nearly pissing himself as that fat cunt with the long fingernails is going on about "SHAKESPEARE WUZ BLACK
ABRAHAM LINCOLN UH HUH HE WUZ BLACK"
he doesn't paint them in a good light, victim mentalities are utterly pathetic and i suggest you stop eating so much soy and start lifting weights.
>>73923155
>poisonous
*venomous
>>73923186
absolute state of the ceramic they use to make the kit kat mug for easter eggs
>>73923223
>>73923223
>>73923223
nu
>>73923167
find those yanks really unfunny
havent been to the cinema in a long time
dont see the interest in going out to do something i can do at home anymore
wonder if the cashier of the usual cinema i used to go to and whos nice to me wonders about my whereabouts. i hope he doesnt
>>73923157
dead boring, nowhere near as good as his others
>>73923205
yeah well obviously the utter fools make themselves look stupid but hes so empathetic to the black nationalists who weren't fucking retarded
mong
CANZUK when!????
>>73923272
Too slow!
>>73923229
Not slow enough!
>>73923167
Good show. Might make some egg and chips and watch the latest one to keep me up until about 6-7pm and correct my circadian rhythm.
What's a circadian rhythm though?
forgot my fucking DRAWING BOARD at the last train station
FUCKS SAKE
I NEEDED THAT
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>73923671
back to the drawing board hah