>be american >walk into show shop >but two mircrowaves

>>73919075

if you can think of a way to fit a lunch into a single microwave i'd love to hear it

>>73920317
is this a joke? who knows

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>ask american friend for a coffee
>he puts coffee grounds, butter and water into a bucket and sticks it in the microwave
>mfw

>>73920317
is this bait?

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>>73920406
>american asks if he can use my microwave
>ameridumb takes shoes from fridge and puts them to micro
>when microwave pings ready, american claps twice and takes shoes out only to donate them to black man for impregnating his wife
>amerifat gets shot

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AMERICAN AS FUCK

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>be American
>foreskin merchant arrives for the pickup
>ask if he wants a drink; he does
>put a red cup in the microwave

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>be american
>put food in mircrowave
>put microwave inside your second microwave
>wait for it to clap

>>73919075
>show shop
What did he mean by this?

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>be american
>fridge dies in the middle of the night
>wake up
>see that my shoes got spoiled overnight
>try to put them in the microwave, but it only makes the smell worse
>go outside barefooted to go to the shoe store
>get shot

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>>73927894
>see that my shoes got spoiled overnight

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>Americans prefer to get shot than to get a shot

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>mfw someone at my uni started a fire because they put their wet socks in the microwave to dry them

the memes are real

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>be american
>wake up at 4am bleary eyed for mr noseberg as he wants me in early today
>haven't had my butter coffee yet, not thinking straight
>take shoes out of the fridge and put them on the side
>take the ketchup out of the microwave and put it in the fridge
>oh shit
>before I've realised my mistake, SWAT crashes through the windows and shoot me
>tip them on my way to hospital
>die

> be American
> never been shot at
> join army
> go to the middle east to get shot

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>>73928174
>> be American
>> never been shot at

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>be american
>save someones life
>get sued

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>be american
>fridge gets shot by microwave

>>73928394
I know we're all memeing here, but if someone told me they've been shot at I would automatically assume they're a liar unless they either go hunting normally, at some point were in militaristic role that saw combat or live(d) in an unreasonably high violent crime rate area.

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>>73929064
Why would they be more likely to get shot if they go hunting? Do American wildlife shoot back?

Can I ask in this thread why americans wear shoes indoors?

>>73926517
>show shop but two microwaves
the retarded OP fucked up his post beyond recognition yet apparently it doesn't matter and everyone is still replying. the power of /int/

>>73929064
>be american
>tell porkies
>get shot

>>73929214
Yeah, you really have to watch out for the black bears they seem skiddish at first but if you spook them they pull out their tec-9s and start blasting fools.

>>73929315
because they need to take them out of the fridge to put the microwave in.

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i love american culture <3 <3 <3

>>73929064
>responding to redditors

>be american
>be too stupid to understand >be american
>jokes.

I are sorry guys will try and dun get smarder

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>>73934078
>IN THE FRIDGE

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>>73933312

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>be american
>vote in election
>person with less votes gets elected

>>73919075
Actually having 2 microwaves isn't that uncommon since most people have a standalone microwave in addition to the one built in over the range.

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>>73933312
but whats in the freezer

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>>73934343
I'm just glad Hillary didn't win

>>73934730
Our guns

>>73934757
I am too, but its still amusing that american elections work like that.

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>>73927894
>>73928034

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>be microwave
>get American

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>be american
>put your wife's son's guns in the freezer while you heat your shoes up in the microwave
>get shot by the freezer

>>73934483
why?

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>be american
>wear microwave as hat
>ring the bell when tipping my hat at ladies?

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>be american
>microwave doesn't clap after you tip it
>shoot it

>>73920987
Fucking faggot, why am I laughing at this poor attempt of humour?

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>>73934757
I'm glad Hillary didn't win. At the same time, in disappointed that Trump won. Such is life in the two party system.

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>be american
>snip the tip to tip the jews
>put shoes in the freezer
>clap

>>73934949
It has to do with state population and producer states vs. consumer states and how much representation they should get. Look up the Connecticut Compromise