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>creating your new thread THIS far in advance of the old one being finished with

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/morning cuppa/

>>73915390
>actually heard weedmans and Peterson's voices for the first time
HOLY FUCK Canadians sound like absolute giant faggots

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>>73915390
it's just colored people of CIA lemon party gestapo pervertariat bullshitting something about the rainbow slime trapped inside of them. So they construct hydraulic machines resembling human centipedes and start pumping it.

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>dream about a girl you like
>wake up 10 times even MORE infatuated with her

cannot for the life of me downloading this goldlink album but it's decent enough so far haha

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>>73915522

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>>73915522


Iktf

Is it possible to live in the old medieval city center in the UK? It's my dream to live in such a place.

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>>73915495
Still can't believe Spenny made it as Canadian PM

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>>73915575

Bath

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>>73915569
lauren is so perfect desu

>>73915495
https://youtu.be/gp_O3liJpu8

>>73915606
I do not understand :(

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>>73915618

I know

good morning lads!

imagine thinking lauren southern is anything but a generic blonde bimbo

saw some fella at the antifa rally saying he flew across america to see her speak. fucking beta RUNTS.

>he goes to uni

LMAO

>>73915651
would wear those awoo leggings to the gym myself haha

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfF4IZKZDTM

>he doesn't have clinical depression
lmao

>>73915669
hot chocolate and a panini to go ta x

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>>73915672

No homo

>>73915662
umm she's redpilled sweetheart x

>>73915669
>he didn't drop out of secondary school
wot a fag lmao

lauren southern vulgarizes what other rorkes personalities say and gets more attention because shes got a gash

>>73915694
i squat 5pl8 for reps

no ones gonna accuse me of being a homo once they see me in action

reminder lauren southern only sucks black circumcised willies

>>73915703
As evidenced by her 16 page book. screeching.

morning! one small latte and an acai and almond butter breakfast bowl please thanks, ciao!

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jezza looked like an utter mong back in the day

>>73915737
/brit/ maymays are objectively the worst of all the generals on /int/

>>73915756
still does

>>73915758

It's a eire meme

>>73915756
i reckon 190kg looks a bit like that

did an incredible poo just now

>>73915756
looks like a foot

>>73915756
literal pillhead

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>/brit/ maymays are objectively the worst of all the generals on /int/

wonder whats inside lauren southern's book

>>73915756
Jeremy Clarkson was an afro-twink?

>>73915784


I'm bout to

Drank 8 Fosters last night so should be extra terrible

>>73915776
is it fuck, we did all the work.

watching Louis Theroux: LA Stories - Among the Sex Offenders

do white people doing covers of rap songs with a guitar or ukulele think they're being clever, cunts

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queen of /brit/ looking particularly stunning

>>73915678
this is the kind of guy that would say "damn i am the man" as if that is a decent lyric and not tacky at all
fucking white americans

>>73915803

Co opted by /brit/, juni started it

>>73915756
Is he wearing lipstick?

most /brit/ memes started on /epl/

>>73915801
Guinness poos are the worst beer poos. Its like tar falling out of your arsehole

most /brit/ memes started in france

>>73915826
/trans/ actually

>>73915820
he could make it work unlike british rappers who are just TRASH

just did a very big poo and about half of it which stuck out of the water was very noticeably dark :/

honestly could quite do with living in spanish harlem or jackson heights

>>73915874
cheeky internal bleed

Just did a big poo but couldn't wipe it so well with the Sears catalog pages the ol' nan uses instead of rolled tissue

>>73915858
why does a bender thread for trannies produce loads of gimmicks?

>>73915820
>fucking white americans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99r8JSdI7s

#NotAllWhiteAmericanRappers

>>73915874
could be dehydration lad, i get the same when i booze hard in a foreign country

>>73915758
/deutsch/ memes are worse

>>73915910
Seen a porno that went a bit like that.

Business idea: get out of bed and make tye most of my weekend

what should I call my new YouTube channel lads?

>>73915910
so it was her, some 18 you chick and two guys?
fucking hell

>>73915945
>tye
fucked it. go back to sleep.

could recognise the lex luger touch on kitana by princess nokia almost instantly
honestly one of the best producers ever

>>73915910
hate how my year 10 english teacher with the big tits and arse never molested me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IVqE_M8orA
made me think of you and your grime
made me cringe as well

>>73915963
what the fuck is this gobbledygook

sounds like something space nigger would say to captain picard

>>73915923
>imitating a black accent, still doesn't sound good because he doesn't say "nigga"
why is this guy considered good again?

hello niggers

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the literal missus

>>73915991
>imitating a black accent
you mean a southern one? dont think hes imitating it

>>73915976
>4k likes
>100 dislikes

need a girl who'll deep throat me with a loaded gun like james franco in spring breakers

>>73915996
would be nice to have a pretty gf

mine's above average but i wouldn't say pretty enough for posting

>>73915996
alri big mike?

elite opinion: dirty south is better than east & west coast hiphop

>>73915947
drumpfelshillsdix

>>73915923
strange ending

>>73916016
why would you watch a harmony korine film

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Quintessentially Irish

>>73916072
shut up nerd

>>73916072
imagine not rating the auteur of our generation

>>73916022
don't get too big for your bewts

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Good

>>73916007
the main thing that i think sounds interesting about rap music is the fact that some rappers actually talk the same way they rap, so it is like hearing a speech from a mafia movie but black people
this guy sounds nothing like his actual speaking voice would, unless he always imitates how black people sound

Sick of Globalists

Would absolutely love for a vote for Irish reunification to take place, and the south voting against. Would be fucking hilarious. Nationalists would be on suicide watch

female-teen male should NOT be illegal

>>73916108
chewing gum is a nice show and michaela cole is peng af

>>73916037
east>west>>>>>>>>>south>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>midwest/ch*c*go

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Lads, Japan is too fargone.

https://youtu.be/WPtdY39nC3k

>>73916169
>fargone

that's not a WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

>>73916119
>this guy sounds nothing like his actual speaking voice would
because his voice is pitched down mate

>>73916162
WRONG

>>73916119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLdxJGrwfwM

lil ugly mane's rapping voice isn't too far away from his speaking voice, he just used pitch shifting on Mista thug isolation

>>73916146
>michaela cole is peng af
kys

one of my neighbours has done a poo

i can smell it

>>73916211
hahahahaha it's fucking nothing like it, wow this guys is even cringier than i expected

peng is so white
real roadmen say buff

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>>73916183
English is an evolving language. It has been since the tower of Babel.

>>73916289
>let me tell you about your country

fucking car failed its MOT. nothing huge but cant pick it up till Tuesday at the earliest. bit annoying.

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mans on road

>>73916303
NOT your country pakman

>>73916296
do any words exist today which are from ancient fertile crescent societies?

>>73915923
>listening to this Riff Raff wannabe

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just finished the last of my coursework lads, might celebrate with a hot chocolate (peppermint)

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desi gf is a NECESSITY at this point

Anybody else /skinnyfat/ here? I used to be a skinnyfag, but all the sudden my belly just expanded and started sticking out it looks hideous like I'm some kind of alien. I'm only 20.

>>73916316
nasir mazhar went from doing cool roadman influenced stuff to bent metrosexual see through shit fuck him

>>73916352
>peppermint
bit gay

>>73916333
that's not your countryside either you sunburnt twat

>>73916349
riff raff is the only white rapper worth listening to because he is at least self-mocking and acceptably cringy

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>>73916374
FOIY
(fuck off island yank)

>>73916369
no idea what you're on about lad

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fucking howling at the prospect of a Fish Finger running against Farron

>>73916349
riff raff is nothing similar to lil ugly mane

>>73916369
bit homophobic

>>73916369
yeah but what fashion designers don't eventually do metrosexual bent shit?

got called a rotund behemoth in /brit/ quite a long time ago

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Alri lads. What do you think of my kids

>>73916468
they're beautiful because im not a racist

I just fucking love Rick and Morty, in the way that I fucking love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? My mom says I have an unhealthy obsession with the show, but she just doesn't understand how funny it. I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense, but it'd be even better if Bernie Sanders appeared. It'd be so awesome I'd turn up the TV in the common room of my dorm up all the way so everyone could hear the greatness of Bernie Sanders, Ron Paul, bacon, weed, atheism, The Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sweden, Bill Nye, 90s cartoons, cats, and fucking loving science.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school -we come together, browse Reddit, make some Deadpool memes and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well (fedora + trench coat + brown-stained underwear + well-trimmed beard lightly seasoned with dust and corn syrup) so I just know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about. Also, did you notice he looks like Bernie Sanders if you squint a bit and use your imagination? This can't be a coincidence; MLG Illuminati confirmed. Yeah, that's right, I look at montage parodies too. What good Redditor doesn't? Lenny face, Illuminati, and Doge are so funny. If I met Rick and Morty I'd be sure to show them all those funny and awesome memes and more!

Yours baconly, Atheist92

>>73916468
doing what most pro-lifers don't do

Where do you know me from?

WHERE DO YOU KNOW ME FROM?

read the manga 'uzumaki' in full yesterday. was decent enough.

>>73916468
to be fair, black kids raised by white parents usually tend to grow up very white-acting and respectful.

my adopted cousin in canada is black and he's more of a poshboy than me

>>73916507
whoever wrote this missed out the lmao's

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>>73915592
Rectal prolapse in thy bum when thou art filled with cum by Onī-San and his friends while thou beëst a cum–dump.

>>73916408
>>73916425
Aw shit, look who it is the white Wesley Snipes
Rocking Byzantine, my attitude is Charlie Sheen
Walk around with more rice on me than a triple beam
The mansion, three-story living room with trampoline
Mi casa so big it took the maids a whole week to clean
I don't like to drive Versace jeans in limousine
I can freestyle to a dolphin and a tambourine

why are westerners so hairy like an ape

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>>73916542
>>73916488
Thanks here's another pic

>>73916564
high test

>>73916571
cute family desu

>/pol/ wants to shoot these people

>>73916564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU

>>73916571
me and the gf are absolutely DESPERATE to adopt a black baby

>>73916592
just the parents, the kids can go live in sunny Africa, walking in the footsteps of their ancestors

If you died and in the afterlife you could choose to be reincarnated as anyone. Any historical person or celeb or demographic (eg. middle class white male born in USA in 1935), what would you choose? You'd have no memory of this life or the afterlife, you'd just experience the life of a person you chose, from beginning to end.

>>73916601
female Tim looks a bit like my mum

>>73916571
mans only got 3 fingers lol

know a lad who applies aesthetics to the political sphere

>>73916645
evidently i chose this

>>73916645
Jeremy Corbyn

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>>73916367
yes

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Pic of my son in the background, ignore the gf-shes clumsy and hit her face on the ground

>>73916564
why do asians have ape features but no hair

>>73916580
man hairy chest is sexy i love it but hairy back what the fuck somehow i thought hes a werewolf

>>73916645
james dean or JL Godard (just because he shagged anna karina and anne wiazemsky)

>>73916665
Dire

>>73916681
we all have ape features since we are one

>it's a rorke equates violent street niggers to all black men episode

ah yess hmmm *cough*racist*cough*

shiplad2 a ponce?

housemate left her undies in the bathroom so I rubbed them all over my dick

>>73916645
>Tfw I chose the life of a virgin loser born in the late 90's just in time to witness the end of the world
Hmm pondering my choices. Maybe I was ultra Chad in the last life and got bored.

>>73916722
could get an std doing that

>>73916722
that's sexual assault

imagine if a lad did that to your boxers with his unwashed knob

>>73916716
Being black, even if you've been tamed by the white man, doesn't mean you still don't have that repressed primal anger inside of you

You should be wary around any black person even if it's been dressed up in a suit and speaks like you do

>>73916762
*starts masturbating*

creps check?

mad how an absolute runt like mac miller nabbed a qt like ariana grande

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all good here

>>73916714
you're right but you KNOW what i really mean

>>73916762
would be fine if a qt girl did it
or any girl actually

>>73916767
why are you talking like an 1800s poshboy when you're some autistic lower middle class lad

>>73916722
sent this to the ASIO

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pls ignore test poste

>>73916831
DSS

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One of these days I'll get one like this

>>73916831
how to get tamil gf

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>>73916827
They're pretty qt though, worth it imo

>>73916843
A girl who knows her pepes?

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tim farron the absolute mad ting haha

lads ive literally made 200 pounds in the last two days off POSW coin
why aren't you buying yet

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>there's a place called "Wollongong" in Australia
Cannot fabricate

take the breadpill

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>>73916843
>22
>PEPE's

>>73916877
mad how many Deanos think Wolf of Wall Street is a film about celebrating the ideal deano life when it's really condemning it

>>73916916
What's so special about the 22

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>>73916855
>that filename
alri 'urtle
is she fit at least

>>73916877
mad how much this describes so many people i know down to a tee

it's like they're clones or something

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>>73916892
They turned the frickin frogs gay

>>73916901
I don't think the UK wants to get into a talk about silly place names

>>73916901
It means Stupid White People Will Do Anything We Say To Feel Less Guilty About Their Racism in aboriginal

>>73916917
>>73916934

madhowmind

maybe you're the clones

>>73916930
it could b anyone with an iphone though

>>73916845
chant "praise amma"

>>73916930
I-I'm not phimomong that's just a coincidence

and no she isn't, she's hapa with more asian features. but has a decent bod about her

breaking news: turtlemong exposed for noncery

>>73916978
yeah but they aren't that many photos apart

>>73916776
>>73916802
hah

>>73916950
Nah lets go, I'll start with Wagga Wagga

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>>73916993
ok

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>Wollongong
And Aussies say this in real life??

Tight pussy gyal eligible fi stick around
A no nothing, bring your girls and pass the dick around

Just had a pamphlet through about the UKIP councillor candidates in my area.

Basically they've assembled a team of Rorkes who are gonna sort this bloody place out innit.

>>73917090
zoom in on any part of the livable areas and you'll find a bunch of names just like it desu

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Pic of the familia

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Kick back pon mi endz mi a seat up
Puff mi spliff, take a sip from mi tea cup

big batty gyal come whine pon mi cocky

UKIP aren't even rorkes. Apparently they disavow the front national as "too extreme" because they call for stricter limitations on immigration-whereas ukip want a points based system. (More Indians)

went to an all boys secondary school and when an attractive female teacher walked past you'd often be asked "would you go halves on a rape charge for here?"

quite disturbing looking back at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfpAnvirw1M

based rorke message

>>73917220
can underage rape an of age?

>phimo is a pervert who rubs his knob on his flatmates knickers
SCREECHING

>>73917203
t. literal neo nazi spastic

>>73917253
phimo lives with his parents mate. he's far too useless to live independently.

>>73917203
UKIP doesn't really want a points based system, it's just something they say

>>73917291
hmm got any evidence to support your claim?

>>73917291
if you say so, mr mind-reader.

https://twitter.com/MoTheComedian/status/839965044909748224

the year we were turning 16 the school had a lawyer come to tell us about all the laws we should be aware of
he said if two underage kids had sex the male would get done for statutory rape
mental

>>73917347
wont be watching this

>>73917253
looks like I finally have a /brit/ personality yay

she's taken them back into her room now :(

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>can't get done for rape if you never have sex

>>73917322
>>73917328
Fuck off Vlad

would any of you lads be interested in a group meet up where we can do the 'cide together?

>>73917355
at about the same age our school had an ex prison warden from the largest prison in the country come down and tell us why jail is bad and why we shouldn't commit crimes

needles to say the school didnt think too highly of us if they had to get prison wardens down

>>73917427
https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48

>>73917442
add an r that that cide and we have a deal

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>>73917281

>>73917491
>drinking cider

alri love?

>>73917444
when we were 16 an ex heroin junkie came to the school and talked about how drugs were bad nd stuff

>>73917442
add a sui to that cide and we have a deal

Northerners don't drink cider for some reason.

not a big fan of this German Clintonite gimmick

says neoliberal/neocon buzzphrases without any backing behind them

>>73917537
they aren't poofs or women

>>73917444
yeah well this was a private school

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*reeducates you*

>>73915669
>he can read and write
absolute cuck

https://www.callofduty.com/uk/en/wwii
quite excited tbqh lads

it's about ethics in video game journalism

Gonna go to the St George's Day fair and commission a sword

Don't want to have to go on my own though

>>73917643
hit puberty yet?

we need to integrate muslims into british life

>>73917710
>not having nostalgia for cod 5
alri underage x

already 1:30pm and havent done noting of the day
shall find something to do for the afternoon

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>>73917726
Or else

*snipes you with a silenced gewehr from across seelow*
heh, maybe you'd be comfier in core lad ;)

>>73917786
know this lads brother haha got a cool story about meeting him but it's doxxable. top lad desu

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why do economists look the same

*plays a new cod*
*jumps 300 yards across the map*
what happened?

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Had a very strange dream where I was stuck in an unfamiliar town and knew I had died but had to figure out how. If I tried to leave and went too far it started all over in the same school building with the same people around me who I knew but don't recognize now. At one point a severe burn victim drove by very slowly looking at me out of his car window, and as I wandered around this small town I eventually found a burnt out house and was bombarded by memories of myself living in it with my (unfamiliar) family. Basically worked out that I had died in a housefire and was somehow trapped in this town wandering around with my burn victim self.

Need to lay off the bottle, boys. Very vivid and stressful dream.

>>73917841
hmmm...
i wonder...

>>73917860
I had a dream of my boss shouting at me.

Think it means I should change jobs.

>>73917912
Did you try yelling back?

>>73917893
Hayek isn't a Jew at least

Is there anything in the world that's worse than Ted talks?

>>73917845
>yards

première fois que j'ai entendu le neuf c'était pas pour une histoire de meuf

I AM
THE ONE AND ONLY
AND I AM
THE LIGHT

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*marches into thread*

>>73917954
is that just friedman twice?

>>73917860
sounds like a shite screenplay you're testing by posting here

>>73918083
nah, just a weird dream

>>73917936
He's a big guy.

>>73918011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMKBH9okWy4
what? Are you a bigot or something?

>>73918077
stupid helmet. would get him killed if it was hit.

>>73918011
Getting raped

>>73918132
not an argument

>>73918145
Nah Ted talks are still worse

>>73918175
yeh because its fact, idiot.

>>73918080
No, it's Friedman, Hayek, Rothbard

>>73918180
Ted Talks about rape then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyPoqFcvt9w

>>73918077
looks like anime
why are celts so autistic

what the frick do you lads do to kill time

>>73918210
rothbard was barely an economist to be honest

reddit comments are so autistic and cringe

this is what black people must mean by "white people"

>>73918233
Watch TV
Shitpost
Wank
Play games
Gym

>>73918233
watch people fall and get hurt on youtube

>>73918233
slap my willy around a bit

going to have a dance in a couple of hours
been a while

>>73918256
this, good post

>>73918233
sleep

>>73918180

getting raped at a ted talk

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What a fucking nightmare last night.

>about 9pm yesterday and I have the flat to myself
>flatmates are either in the pub or at the gym
>tfw I'm relaxing, enjoying a few tinnies, shitposting on /brit/ and watching Youtube vids
>tfw I fancy having a cheeky wank
>tfw I spend half an hour on Empornium downloading quality lesbo rimming vids, get the Meiki lubed up and wrapped in a towel and ready to go
>tfw my phone rings
>tfw it's my hot flatmate Vicky saying she's at the door downstairs, she rolled her ankle in the gym and can I come down and help her up the stairs
>tfw I have to close the porn windows, hide my stuff, get dressed, go down and meet her
>tfw she's in her gym clothes and has a tiny bandage on
>tfw I try escorting her like a physio helping a football player off the pitch but she giggles and says I need to carry her up
>tfw I tell her to get on my back but she says "what about the front?" and clambers onto me like pic related
>tfw I carry her up three fucking floors like this and her lips are brushing against my ear and neck the whole time and it's annoying as fuck
>tfw we finally get into the flat, standing in the hall, I lower her down gently and she doesn't let go of my neck, just standing there looking at me
>tfw I LITERALLY have to prise her hands from around my neck
>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint

Starting to get on my tits a bit now, lads. Had to sneak past her room to wash the lube out the Meiki

>>73918214
god, that is actually horrible

why is france so based lads?
>enforced secularism
>best healthcare
>best voting system

>>73918336
not reading this

>>73918336
fuck off normoid

>>73918336
>>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint
SHRIEKING

>>73918344
add:
>beautiful scenery
>paris is amazing
>skiing
>wine
>bridge between north and south euro cultures

>>73918344
>>73918410
it's an Islamic state

>>73918344
shame about the suicidal immigration policies

How do I view an Instagram account that's set to private?

>>73918197
fake news more like

>new £1 million Gangs and Drugs Taskforce
wtf wish i hadn't voted for the labour guy now what a waste of money legalise it

>>73918445
made a fake account using cool pictures found online and follow lots of people similar to them and then follow them once they follow back

>Tories cut the NHS and disabled/carer bennies
>committed to continue its overseas aid budget
Gets the old noggin bogglin

>>73918512
they can use the overseas money to further the parties interests in other countries and threaten to withdraw it if states don't play ball, it fits with their foreign policies

new thread better be a fucking good edition

hope phimolad makes it

why do people get so angry about foreign aid?

>>73918559
i'd rather my money go to poor people here first.

>>73918631
this

>>73918631
>>73918646
There are no poor people in the UK, only people who choose to have no money through a complete lack of self-discipline

>>73918657
same applies to 3rd worlders then

>>73918657
ah yes, the tories

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>There are no poor people in the UK, only people who choose to have no money through a complete lack of self-discipline

>>73918631
>>73918646
every british citizen has a right to access our very generous welfare system which provides you free housing, free money and free healthcare

>>73918657
stuff like this would usually come from the mouth of some 50 years old banker
yet it comes from some 21 years old middle class developping school nerd
weird

>no bread
>take two slices of housemates bread for toast
>he walks through to kitchen to go smoke
hope he didn't notice :^)

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>There are no poor people in the UK, only people who choose to have no money through a complete lack of self-discipline

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>>73918336
>tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint

>>73918717
and thats what i want my taxes to fund. entirely.

>>73918718
think he's playing evil avocado but he's basically right
literally everyone in the UK was given free schooling, free healthcare, free support to get jobs, free money for housing and food if their parents can't support them

i have VERY little idea how you could end up "poor"

>>73918717
>which we are gutting whilst still providing foreign aid, the point of this conversation

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>>73918717
>just over £200 a month
>generous free money
lmao

>>73918717
>free housing
not that easy lad can't just walk up to gov office and say gimme a house

>>73918681
No, most of them suffer from having a complete lack of jobs and infrastructure in their home countries, and no welfare state due to their underdeveloped governments. In the UK you can literally contribute absolutely nothing and still have a house and all your food provided for you free of charge by the government, as long as you're happy to live a very basic life with no luxuries.

>>73918718
24 year old yuppie actually.

Took some beta blockers an hour ago but I can still see all the posts in this thread???

>>73918755
>>73918760
why don't you want to control foreign countries? it serves the interests of britain to do so

>>73918233
Netflix/Stan
pc games i bought on sale

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>literally everyone in the UK was given free schooling, free healthcare, free support to get jobs, free money for housing and food if their parents can't support them
>
>i have VERY little idea how you could end up "poor"

>>73918801
jokes on you for taking beta blockers you spineless urchin

>>73918768
that's JSA only

More than enough for food and basic necessities

>>73918785
ok so what makes that my responsibility?

>>73918768
there's 4.1m social homes in the UK

>>73918344
we have all that stuff

love when people talk about how easy it is to get a job like "hahahahaha just ask for one hahahahahahaha" ah yes very good

>>73918845
>>73918845
>>73918845