/brit/

NEED your thoughts

http://www.strawpoll.me/12799774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12799774
http://www.strawpoll.me/12799774

>>73913571
picked thailad tho honesty was a lesser evil type situation

A girl I talked to at a bar like over a month ago just added me on snapchat

She also texted me the night I met her at 2:05AM, to which I did not respond to

Bit weird isnt it?

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what's the plan for today then lads?

brekkie: orange juice, muesli and almond milk

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roooo normans get out

>>73913609
Listen to Frank Skinner on Absolute until 11am.
https://absoluteradio.co.uk/schedule/

Then bed I reckon. That's what my sleeping pattern is like right now.

Why do white trash/chav have the such consistently bad skin? Is it genetic? Is what predestines people to be aggressive drunkard proles also what gives them such bad skin and potato heads?

>>73913623
pd

*pulls up in the Focus*

*chucks Maccy D's cup out the window*

*steps out in the Adidas classics and Fred Perry polo*

alri

>>73913609
Tennis, then hit up a local brewery with the lads, then house party.

>>73913644
pressed the oranges myself hihi

>>73913658
>house party

You bringing your own pint glass?

Who are the most recognizable yank posters?

Two French posters, one of them is the guy who studies literature.

brucey VERY hungry

>>73913661
with your dilated anal sphincter?

>>73913684
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

>>73913670
I tend to have a pewter tankard attached to my belt loop, so yeah I guess so.

Absolutely sickened that this prick gets to shill for companies and gets his own TV show while reportoftheweek has been perfecting his craft for years, been grinding every day and has to sleep in the back of his car

>>73913684
le reddit show frog

The 'ama is the predecessor to Rick and Morty and filled the niche left by its decline.

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>>73913702

me: witty, nihilistic, and a wicked sense of humour

>>73913702
>reportoftheweek
really doubt review brah is actually living in his car

People sitting behind me on bus

Time to turn the screen brightness down

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>I tend to have a pewter tankard attached to my belt loop

The birthday shopping list:

2 x litre bottles of Bacardi
5 x litre bottles various mixers
60 x 300ml bottles Budweiser
12 x 440ml cans Guinness Draught
3 x 710ml bottles Coors Light
2 x 20 pack Marlboro Red

why is /brit/ so slow today?

>>73913713
reviewbrah is too esoteric for the masses

>>73913729
forgot one BMW, deano

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>>73913723

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the 'ooks

>>73913744
What language are these in?

>>73913730
normies are sleeping away their alcohol-fueled "fun" and NEETs are going to bed

Hope the north London whites beat the West London blues in the kick ball game

>>73913702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiTuA8FMaME
too good for the pleb

>>73913751
all in french except the complex vision

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>>73913743

>>73913744
what's patience? a magazine?

I love Hitler.

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>>73913796
yeah
here's the cover of the 1st one. the author is a islamic state apologist

>finally got my gf to move in
>hook line and sinker

Once she is dependent on me fully I will drop this act and begin to enact my policy of psychological abuse.

>>73913807
sounds terrible

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>>73913833

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uT1hPc-v1TQ

>>73913835
he's also the only talented contemporary writer in france tbH

>>73913833
Fedoredgical post

find it a bit annoying how anticlimactic the end of the cold war was

>>73913744
bet you have a twitter account called 'The Reactionary Goy" or something like

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Special K Limited Edition Black Forest Gateau biscuits are tasty as fuck.

>>73913860
It never ended you silly goose

>>73913870
wish they had those here

>>73913855
Houellebecq?

>>73913865
dont have twitter

>>73913913
forgot about him. you're right, he's also good

Say you discover that a long time friend or close family member was into bestiality

Would it be more objectionable if they also engaged in homosexual bestiality, or not?

Trying to NOT look autistic in my photos but I don't know how it's done. It's like I don't have all my facial muscles.

what shuld i have for dinner? taking suggesstions

>>73913942
Just relax and smile. You're overthinking it

>>73913940
fuck off faggot

>>73913940
Don't tell your parents about your gay dog fetish mate, nobody wants to know

>>73913870
>Black Forest Gateau
Couldn't call it by its name, Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte? Just rolls on the tongue.

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>>73913940

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>>73913957
edgy post brethren

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>Couldn't call it by its name, Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte? Just rolls on the tongue.

>>73913980
This

French people think they're so sophisticated dropping their real language and assuming this bizarre hoity-toity medieval shit..

'Con'n'gg'sarnie 2bh lads

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It's so good to know that even back then, there were some nice people x

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i would quite like a keira knightley gf

feeling sophisticated today lads

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Sir Eric Pickles to quit as MP

>>73913571
sad that people try to establish their own identities in this general

just played a lad in chess and i used the stockfish engine

he did pretty well but of course lost in the end

is it illegal to fuck your cousin in the uk
(asking for a friend)

just played a yank in chess but of course he lost in the end

>>73914038
only if you get caught

>>73913609

gonna view a house I want to buy

>>73914038
nearly every pakistani in the uk is married to their cousin desu.

>>73914043
wanna play?

i won't use an engine

Heard the french lad fucked his cousin on the sly

Dirty dog

>>73914012
>Sir Eric Pickles
>Sir Linton Crosby
>Sir Michael Fallon
>Sir Craig Oliver
Peerages for (((our gentlemen))) if proofs were ever necessary.
>>73913535
scrambled eggs' müsli

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>>73914001
whoops haha

>>73914029
You put his moves into a chess computer and secretly had him play the machine? Bang out of order mate. You should play more like Derren Brown:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIAXIubSTkc

>>73914038
before asking if something is illegal or not, just ask yourself: are people going to hear about it and are the authorities going to hear about it
if not then its legal desu

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>>73914064
8 minutes each, fast game's a good game

https://lichess.org/8ZolOBSN

Anyone had those Benson & Hedges Blue cigs? They're a lot cheaper but I bet they taste like shit.

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>>73914006
I would quite li- no, not quite like, I NEED a MEW gf

>>73914103
sort of looks like proxy paige

>>73914080
people do it all the time on the site i play on

first time i did and suspect he may have also used an engine but thrown in a couple moves of his own to make it look like he wasn't

once we got past the book lines his moves were too strong yet not novel

>>73914001
who were the Sorry Gays?
some kind of new wavers or punks?

>>73914038
No

It's two steps from you up, down or sideways on the family tree that's illegal. Parents, children, siblings, grandparents, grandchildren, aunts and uncles are illegal.

Great grandparents/children, cousins, nieces and nephews are fine, if a bit weird.

>>73914115
MEW is far more attractive and isn't an impure slut

Prawn cocktail
Steak garni
Black forest gateau

Yank didn't join my chess game

Sad!

>>73914074
Knighthood isn't a peerage. Knights are still commoners, just elevated above mere gentlemen.

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the bf

>>73914140
can i join?

>>73914080
almost impressed but not since seeing what magnus carlsen did

https://youtu.be/eLaOeXCAPbU

>>73914126
>aunts and uncles are illegal
>nieces and nephews are fine

doing a think to this one

club tonight lads
might take a nap then some cheeky 'zos

>>73914130
what is Germany's national dish?

>drinking fruit juice AKA the liquid jew

Howling

>>73914166
As long as they're over the age of consent obviously

>>73913729
>60 x 300ml bottles Budweiser
>3 x 710ml bottles Coors Light

don't forget the red cups and other yank cultural items you utter runt.

>>73914150
>Knights are still commoners
sure la'? Think there'd be a middle-ground. Petty nobility?

>>73914086
i'm in the game now

>>73914126
A niece is two steps away...

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmcbaqvQOqQ
Hahah poor fella

>>73914185
Might apply to Baronets, who are called Sir but their title is hereditary (and outranks all knights), but even then they're still not nobility in the true sense.

>>73914200
GREAT con artist

Had agonising tooth ache for the last month. I've just been ignoring it because I live really far away from a dentist and I'd have to get my mum to take me. It's pretty embarrassing. I thought I'd have my life sorted out by now. Also it's about an hour and a half drive there and back. So that's like 4 and a half hours in total to visit the dentist. I'd have to get my mum to drive me there and wait in the waiting room. Not only is it embarrassing for me but I'd feel bad for her.

It started of just painful but now it's really bad. I haven't slept yet because it was bothering me so much. Just tried to have some breakfast and as I bit I burst into pain and had to walk around to distract me from the pain. Just tried mixing pepper and salt into a paste and leaving it on the tooth for 3 minutes, it's meant to work but it just tasted horrible and didn't

I brush my teeth really well and have a healthy diet why did this happen :(

>>73914094
Had them this week because couldn't afford the usual Marlboro red

They're fucking awful lad

>>73914171
There isn't really one. Some form of wurst maybe. Or sauerkraut

>>73914182
fantastic post have an upvote

france is that Red Army Faction book any good

>>73914211
uh, thanks, I'll try to remember that.

>>73914103
This type of girl is fucking terrible. WEW

>>73914251
seconding this
the type to get mummy to write her a letter that excuses her from doing PE

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>http://www.dvc.edu/directory/profiles/clanton-eric/index.html

https://web-beta.archive.org/web/20170421034328/http://www.dvc.edu/directory/profiles/clanton-eric/index.html

>the professor /pol/ dox'd got suspended from teaching his class (H113) pending investigation into him hitting a Trump supporter with a bike lock at an 'antifa' protest

The internet is a magically place

When I was young and stupid I got a spark in my eye from a grinder. Hardly even felt it, and finished the job. About 24hrs later, my eye became really sore and sensitive to light. I looked in the mirror, and could see a speck of steel had cauterized to the surface of my eyeball. It had began to rust, and the rust was spreading into the tissues. I sterilized a needle and tried to pick the metal out, but it wouldn't budge. Ended up at the ER, where the doc numbed my eye with drops, and ground a divot in my eyeball with a dremel tool.

Not a pleasant experience.

>>73914220
>>73914287

Who the fuck do you think cares

>>73914287
never post this again

>>73914220
>>73914287
I enjoyed both of these

>>73914297
why?

Anyone watching the FA cup tonite?

>>73914182
The Coors are for a friend who said he liked it when he got a pint of it a couple of weeks ago. The Budweiser is on special offer, and is pretty inoffensive to most people, and 5% abv.

If you were coming I'd obviously make sure to have a selection of traditional locally crafted Real Ales for you and your patriotic sensibilities.

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>>73914287
buy some

>>73914277
how does /pol/ even dox people at antifa protests based off pcitures of their eyes or their obscured face, it's crazy

>>73914221
Nice one, I was almost tempted.

>>73914330
How the fuck did they find a pole in Middle America?

>>73914234
for a deeper understanding of the RAF and their ideology and also also explanations by members of the RAF (who were in jail during the creation of the book) to prove that Meinhof didn't actually kill herself

>>73914220
Clove oil. Get some cotton wool buds to use as applicators while you're at the chemist.

>>73914330
Honestly I thought it was bullshit but it was actually legit they found the right guy.

>>73914345
>California
>Middle America

Ah yes, the nigger is here

>>73914359
I'm from Americs, cunt. Thought the flag was in Kansas or something.

My favourite Instagram whores at the moment

pinghue
irenenoren
zanahmariee

>>73914330
http://nypost.com/2016/03/13/theres-a-link-between-autism-and-genius/

>>73914380
Post some pics, lad.

>>73914323
>tonite
but yes i defo will

>>73914352
might check it out. the baader meinhoff film is quite good too if you haven't seen it.

>>73914394
Or don't, that's fine too

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my bollocks in the middle

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>>73914394

>>73914373
Spic, nigger, it's all the same. Animals the lot of you.

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>>73914422

>>73914277
probably suspended with pay lol

>see someone hurting a pet animal
>upsets me
>see someone abusing livestock for fun
>upsets me
>see someone killing/hurting people
>upsets me
>see someone brutally torturing a nigger until it's dead
>don't care

If niggers aren't people and they aren't animals what are they. Are they space aliens?

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>>73914277
>He is currently exploring restorative justice

>>73914467
Hopefully he'll find out what American mass incarceration justice is like first hand

Match with a good amount of genuine 7/10s on Tinder and Bumble. From this I can only surmise that I'm not completely ugly and could have a rewarding and fulfilling love life if I wasn't too much of an autist to talk to them properly. Makes it all the more sad that I've been single for every one of my 24 years on this earth desu

my room absolutely REEKS of bleach, if you know what I mean

>>73914277
Saw the thread on 8 chan/pol/ and fair play to them they know how to track a man down even when wearing a mask

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>>73914460
>he wouldn't make sweet love to this

Bit gay

>>73914460
simply a repugnant post

>when the poos all hot and sloppy and it takes your bumhole hours to recover

>>73914502
Post more Ethiopian qts lad, you almost had me sold on them in a previous thread

what's for brekkie?

>>73914502
>making 'sweet love' to a hairy animal that looks like shit

I could shit in a bag and leave it in a warm damp place and there'd it'd look more appetising than this

>>73914492
they're bots idiot

Gone to Reddit for investing advice because everyone on /biz/ is a NEET moron

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gonna cop some Nike socks today and maybe a nice Nike baseball hat

shall go well with a fresh pair of adidas superstars

Jeremy Corbyn is a man of principle and conviction which is why he half heartedly shilled for the EU

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*mounts an obese head in my den*

Ah yes, another one lost to the game

got heem'd by the roo shagger

my end game needs work :^)

>>73914549
/r/hailcorporate anyone??

>>73914553
think Corbyn's position on the EU was that "this is a deeply flawed system but it's preferable to work from within and change it rather than pursue a right wing Tory brexit" and i think that's true

>>73914544
It's not difficult

>US & UK index fund, some emerging markets if you want a higher risk element, bonds if you're nervous about a correction in the US/UK
>Charls Stanley Direct -> Vanguard fund

p.s. Ethereum if you want to hit the big time kiddo ;^)

>>73914541
No, on Bumble in particular they all send me messages first (that's how the app works) with specific reference to something in my profile. Also quite often have their Instagrams linked or something like that. May as well be bots though, because I just ignore their messages.

>>73914603
There is no changing it from within

>>73914604
Already bought some ETH, also thinking about XRP. Only putting 10% of my disposable income towards memecoins though, the rest is for serious/sensible investments.

How to decide between mutual fund, index tracker, or stocks and shares ISAs?

annoying laughs are the worst
you can't give them shit for just enjoying themselves but it still hurts your ears

>>73914612
why would any real woman bother with bumble when they can just get talked to first on tinder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPu4pgEWIWc
bit o' banter from the lads haha

>>73914657
*snort*HYEEET HYEEET HYEEET HYEEEET *snooort* HYET HYET HYET HYET HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>73914653
you need to do some reading laddo

S&S ISA is just a tax-free wrapper used to access actual investments, like stock-purchases or Index funds.

Set up S&S ISA -> Purchase index funds

try the uk personal finance sub 'dit.

>>73914674
Because tinder is fucking shit, at least Bumble has the CHANCE to be different

[spoiler]I miss having spoilers from when we had the merge[/spoiler]

>>73914674
best mate met his first gf on bumble

bit of a sadcase though

>>73914689
>>73914696
neither of these were answers to my question

>>73914675
DON'T MISGENDER XER

>>73914707
I'm going to give you a slap if you don't give it up mate!

>>73914696
>first gf

bumble is barely a year old isn't it?

hmmmm
might go to greece this summer

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>>73914675
these people are so ridiculous

>>73914738
What's your point Heinrich?

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They're all sat there, just pushing bullshit around the room like dung beetles.

my dick is huge lol

>>73914460
invasive species

>>73914675
lol'd at the manlet bro who instantly started backpedalling when he realised he was gonna get dropped by a ginger tranny. Both as pathetic as each other.

>>73914712
are we still doing this "did you just assume my gender" shite in 2017 then

>>73914675
that manlet got btfo lol

>>73914802
There's nothing wrong with not wanting to fight, especially over something as absurd as this. They're clearly there to have a nice time.

How strong do you have to be to effectively fuck a girl whilst standing and holding her?

I diddly-deadlift 110kg

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>>73914519

British tabloids are STILL going on about Maddie McCaine jesus christ

>>73914674
Not sure, I may be wrong but in my experience the girls on Bumble are a bit more middle-class than the girls on Tinder. Guessing they've tried Tinder and are fed up of getting sent lewd messages and dick pics from endless """fuccbois"""", so they want to try Bumble to pick and choose a nice middle-class bf.

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have you noticed how make up has evolved to the point that girls are starting to all look exactly the same?

>>73914828
thailad the fascist pacifist, ah yes

>>73914675
the girl that comes to the ginger guy at 1:55 looked cute

>>73914863
sounds like something you would be in favour of

>>73914863
it's because they're all watching the same 'how to look like kylie jenner' makeup tutorials on youtube and instagram

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>people on /brit/ sincerely believed UKIP would become the UK's second or third largest party
>people on /brit/ genuinely believed UKIP would be a relevant party

>>73914865
>everyone that I disagree with is a nazi
keep it up, it's clearly working out.

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>>73914891
yeah

bit weird 2bh

>>73914686
So a stocks and shares ISA is just a vehicle I can use to purchase index funds, mutual funds, or my own stock picks? If it's tax-free, why would anyone bother investing a different way?

>>73914828
There's something wrong with goading people into a fight under the presumption that the victim is too cowardly to stand up for themselves, then backpedalling when the victim (especially when its a big fat ginger tranny) actually steps up to them

>>73914900
hmmm never actually called you a nazi

very revealing...

Three hours til I can start swiping on tinder again

300 likes and no matches ahahahahahahahahaha

>>73914923
wish i could give tinder a go but
a) don't like taking photos of myself
b) don't like the idea of coming across someone i know

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>>73914519

>>73914923
grim

>>73914914
because you can only put 15k/yr through it, a lot of people invest several times that in a given year.

>>73914919
>goading people into a fight
ayyyy
>>73914921
It may as well have been any of the buzzwords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td7k_kRaSNs choon

>>73914966
if you say so herr thailad

finger hurts from an ingrown nail
bumhole hurts from a rough poo
head is spinning from forgetting my meds
bad day

Tinder is a 7/10's hotspot

shant

>>73914965
Fair enough, I guess it'll be a nice problem to have if I ever earn enough to put more than £15k per year into it, as I'm only putting ~40% of disposable income into this part of my investments (remaining 50% into a cash ISA at 2% APR because I'm pretty conservative with my hard-earned £££s).

Why have a bunch of foreign race traitors invaded /brit/?

>>73915013
all a bit out of your league

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>Tinder is a 7/10's hotspot
>shant

How are image boards not endlessly better than traditional forums like SomethingAwful? Do you ever go on them? If speaking out loud is analogous to image board posting then leaving bottled messages is to forum posting. There is so little activity. Topics and threads are too compartmentalized and liable to not being seen by many people, and conversation "lag" is typically hours to days on forums. I tried to explain why this was and how it was inferior, but I honestly cannot see why this is the most consistent trait about traditional forums everywhere--even Reddit is better. Conversation lag makes forum posting pointless for me.

cant decide if otto weininger is a total mong or a total genius

>>73915013
80%+ of the girls were basic slags caked in slap, working in retail/sales/recruitment smdh

and I live in a trendy area of London that's generally full of qt art school girls.

>>73915018
govt. bonds, and many corporate bods are safe as fuck and likely better returns than your cash ISA

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the gf

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>>73914519

>>73915044
They're fine for certain things and work better as an archive of information. Image boards are more chatroomy

>go to renew car insurance
>suddenly all ads are about cars, home insurance, life insurance etc
>get 12 emails since just googling "compare the market" from various insurers and car dealerships.

ah yes

learning the ol' uitar lads
know two chords so far

>>73915051
is she stormzy's gf?

>>73915079
>not browsing inprivate with ublock

>>73915079
so use duckduckgo

>>73915104
nah my gf

>>73914738
he's 29 and was a virgin and now says he can see himself marrying her even though she's fat and ugly and since she's 30 she'll definitely be looking to settle down soon and he's got a good govt job so she probably sees him as a good lad to turn into her husband

i said sadcase for a reason

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

>>73915018
the 15k limit is across all forms of ISA by the way i.e. if you put 10k in S&S, you can only put 5k in cash in one year.

Oh, they've upped the limit to 20k actually.

>>73915106
got ublock but i like having my browsing history saved so i don't have to manually remember every website link i visit. Shame there 'ent a way to have a browsing history without google selling it

>>73915138
I just told you how

>>73915117
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQBm6U_lLCS/
explain this?

>>73915120
cannot fathom that type of settling

>>73915138
you just have to use normal browsing once and you can just autocomplete inprivate

i only visit a few sites anyway

>>73915151
me on the right

Why is stormzy so popular

>>73915054
More like this one please, Ethiopian girls seem to have that wonderful mix of European features but black skin.

>>73915085
Learn and practice bar chords, and in a week or two you'll be able to do every basic major and minor chord. Keep it up and soon you'll be able to change chords quick enough to play rhythm on most songs.

Just remember to have a break if you start getting cramp.

>>73915180
because him and pogba are dating

>>73915035
immensely easy to nab a 7/10 slag, but what's the point really, they're so fucking generic

>>73915048
is right. Though I would've expected it to be better in London. There's far more beautiful girls and a greater sense of fashion amongst London's women than there is anywhere here. especially the artsy girls. qt's all over the place up around central saint martins

>>73915180
14yr olds from Essex

>>73915145
been using google for about 17 years lad, dropping that for some search engine about a duck is gonna be hard

>>73915190
somalians have the same thing
kenyans too probably

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https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/855712996571705344
>Corbyn allies tell me he will stay on in event of defeat (as Kinnock did in 1987).

>>73915048
>>73915127
I thought bonds had the same sort of return (i.e. ~2-3%) as the cash ISA (which is 2%)? At the moment I'll probably be investing ~£10k per year and £1k of that will be into high-risk stocks and cryptos, so I'll still be alright with the 2 types of ISA for a while, unless I get a big promotion soon.

>>73915227
ten more years of theresa may as PM?

>>73915195
Thanks fella, I started learning yesterday, and learned the A and E chords. Only stopped cause my hands were hurting a bit.

>>73915153
i suppose when you're a 29 year old virgin you've gotta take what you can get

hate runts who wear hollister
especially full tracksuits

>>73915048
>and I live in a trendy area of London that's generally full of qt art school girls.
best part about big cities are the stonewashed high waist jeans black turtleneck wearing girls
cant find girls like this in rural areas

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>>73915180

>>73914026

t. nobody

>>73915244
i disagree as a 23 year old virgin
ill stay alone than do that

love hollister, really nice stuff

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>>73915221
You can have literally the same results or better if you're looking for something within a specific site. It's actually better than google at this point with much more privacy.

https://duckduckgo.com/bang

Have absolutely nothing to do today

So bored

love sticky bum sex, really nice stuff

reading Submission

YOU'RE A STRANGE ANIMAL THAT'S WHAT I KNOW

>>73915227
THOUSAND

YEAR

TORY

REICH

listening to Princess Nokia

Boss Baby in theaters lads

Should I?

>>73915275
rasheed

>>73915270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fChBzt-fyA

>>73915301
it's not a 'sheed book
it's a rorke book

>>73915267


The search results of duckduckgo is absolutely dire

Their index is woeful

>>73915312
in the book Islam literally makes france great again

there is nothing wrong with google tracking you

>>73915333
alri theresa

>>73915314
Maybe true 3 years ago, but it's top notch now. Also Google complies with a lot of DMCA stuff so if you happen to be looking for a movie etc. you'll get less results.

had a shower and changed the head to a pressurised setting and blasted it up the old anus. Don't think my prostate has EVER felt this clean before

>>73915275
Good book, be sure to check out Houellebecq's other stuff too. Atomised and The Possibility of an Island also very good.

>>73915296
need a gf like her

>>73915258
you've still got plenty of time

i can't fathom it either but nearing wizardry has to be a frightening prospect

>>73915347
huh

>>73915242
You have to develop calloused fingertips and tough hands before you can play for any good length of time. Just make sure you practice regularly, even just for a little while.

Another tip is to see the shapes on the fretboard made by different scales. You can move these shapes around the fretboard to play those scales in different keys. For example, learn to play the A major scale (starting from A on the bottom E string), then move the shape of that scale up two frets and you're playing B major. Move it up another fret and that's C major, etc. Might be a bit advanced if you only started yesterday.

Next chords to learn if you're doing open chords would be G, C, and D. They're easy, and pretty commonly used with A and E.

>>73915354
same

>>73915356
23 is as much game over to me as 30 is to the average person

>no screaming Audi diesel hybridic engine
>Lotterer has crossed to Porsche
>Sarrazin and Lapierre not in L.M.P.1
>John Hindhaugh not in commentators' box with his usual color commentator
W.E.C.'s not likely to excite me this season.

do any of you lads have sisters? did you wank with their knickers?

>>73915414
4 of them and no, never.

>>73915390
>>73915390
>>73915390


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>>73915390
>>73915390

>>73915423
way too early

>>73915427

Fuck off traitor

>>73915423
shan't

>>73915454
what?

>>73915423
Reported this thread to the overseer.

>>73915405
chin up la' 23 is still young enough to seriously change yourself for the better and have it make a real difference in the path your life takes

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>>73915267
lads

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>can't find that image of the W.E.C. that I might delete a while ago

why do the google maps little yellow man got a leaf in his hands

>>73915227
That's what Cameron said before the EU referendum.

>>73915491
canada day?

>>73915467
i don't disagree that everything's set in stone just that there's a barrier that doesn't exist a few years previous

>>73915518
i fucked this up a little bit but can't be bothered changing

>>73915553
i understand

set the new barrier at 25

Driving to brighton for a few hours, see you lads later.

>>73915151
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BQBm6U_lLCS/
mental how hot Stormzy's girl is

>>73915400
Funny you should say that, just learned D.
Bit tricky trying to learn it backwards, since I have to flip everything that's shown.
I'm left handed

>>73915687
That's harsh. One of the perks of learning guitar is that there are amazing guitars everywhere. But if you're left-handed, it'll be rare that you get to play someone else's guitar properly.

>>73915800
All my mates are like "just learn how to play right handed lol"
And I'm like REEEEEEEEEEEEEE that's backwards, why don't you learn left handed reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73915841
Hendrix used to just re-string right handed guitars upside-down. Maybe learn how to do that.

>>73915841
>>73915980
Wow, there's a website for left-handed guitarists.

http://leftyfretz.com/restring-right-handed-guitar-left-handed/