emily edition
emma
good night Canada, United States, Mexico
good night faggots, niggers and shitskins
Independence?
>going to bed before 10:30 on a friday night
you're all even worse then normies, you're DORKS
There is nothing wrong with being gay.
>>73911134
Shart?
>>going to bed before 10:30 on a friday night
whites are terrible people
QUINTESSENTIAL commiepost
/cum/ waifu ranking
1. emily
2. lily
3. emma
----------POWER GAP----------
4. c*ra
>>73911151
Silly Ivan
73911152
shan't
>be mexican, get shot.
you can finally choose your own interface colours other than the ones windows gives you in windows 10
hallelujah
praise bill
>chi.jpg
what exactly does cascadia plan to do with all the nonwhites
>>73911158
Then why do Mexicans love them so much? Checkmate.
I should have gone to the Battle of Berkeley
these poll answers are a tad bit biased, tbqhwy
Hola
who cares make them fuck off or something
>>73911184
Considering their political beliefs, I would say import millions of them to avoid accusations of racism.
>>73911187
Those black eyes. Killemall
Cascadia? I think not
>>73911158
that's what pop does to people
>>73911168
Why is it always russian kids in these stories.
Is Russia like a supermarket for Americans where they can choose the kid they like the most?
saw this video a couple days ago, glad i didnt like this bitch when i first say her eyebrows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWQDGTTY6W8
Free from our chains
>pop
>>73911232
Those are Australians
>>73911233
*saw
lol
Time for a California thread. Lets start in the middle and move outwards from there.
How about some music to get started?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfywYittgM
also jewgles captcha is complete shit
>>73911163
TayTay #1
Stop watching asian porn.
>>73911232
>Is Russia like a supermarket for Americans where they can choose the kid they like the most?
Until relatively recently, Russia was one of the top countries for international adoption because they have white kids available.
>>73911247
>#1
>negative amounts of ass
Is this a boy or a girl?
Does it matter?
>>73911246
Fuck California
>>73911262
yes
>unironically trying to spark another daily soft drink colloquialism argument
>>73911246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pb4x9U16g2M
>>73911256
>>73911249
Are there no white kids for adoption in US or Canada?
Why bother travel half across the world just to adopt kid?
Reminder that Cara and Taylor posters are best friends
It's called pop
waifu editions are fucking terrible and we're stuck with this one all night
he was talking about music shartboy
>>73911273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8GgunjEJA8
>>73911281
Who would win in a cage match between the two though
I haven't had a coke in a decade. I can run a 5 minute mile now. Coincidence?
>>73911282
This.
>>73911283
aren't you the one who posts grimes
don't project onto us because you worship some smelly quebecker sjw as you're waifu
>>73911288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig
>>73911298
thats a french canadian that posts under the montreal flag
>>73911279
>Are there no white kids for adoption in US or Canada?
They are hard to come by in the USA because there is a high demand for them and a lower supply compared to dindus. Nobody wants the retarded ones either. I am not sure about Canada.
Also adopting internationally is sometimes easier than adopting domestically because of the onerous amounts of redtape.
Yung Lean is the greatest rapper of our generation
>>73911302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU
>>73911262
liz is a girl but you're right i wouldn't care even if she wasn't
posts without substance
>go play soccer with all my cousins
>one of them that i dont like that much is staying at my home
>he didnt get all the hints that i dont want him to stay in my house
i hate when people do this, feels like a sitcom.
Grimes is talented
>i wouldn't care even if she wasn't
My chinese roommate has a very pretty sister. Off limits or no?
talented at being awful
>>73911246
drive on this bridge all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwlogyj7nFE
>>73911328
>>73911310
i know of 4 families that adoped and two of them got white children from north america i have no idea how, twins too. the other family adopted from the ukraine and the non-white was from china
When people talk about sex and drugs in real life around me i suddenly have nothing to say
>>73911328
Dare I say /ourgirl/?
>>73911335
No
Fuck her in front of him. I actually tried to become good friends with this gay chinese guy because he attracted loads of hot chicks with his gayness (gay best friend). Turned out he liked me though, had to cut it off
I'm VERY talented at something, but I won't tell what it is.
>>73911335
Just find some endangered animal parts to give her & him and you're good to go.
>>73911355
Order drugs from the internet and bang hookers
Bam
>>73911361
delete this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IYJtdtr678
change of pace
Why do young white people like Kendrick so much
i hate pooinloos
>>73911328
First two albums - good
Third and fourth albums - meh
zzzzzz
>>73911355
>"How old were you when you lost your virginity anon?"
>>73911377
they don't
>>73911383
>>73911375
Amerifriend posted it today, I won't give it back.
>>73911388
check'd at age 16
>>73911388
Are you guys incapable of lying? Just say 16 y/o and to a classmate
That's what I do in these situations
>>73911388
Always say that when I was 16.
I have no contact with my classmates and people who ask can never check if it's really true.
>>73911394
They do though
All my classmates keep talking about his new album
Guys does
Sperm = Soul
?
Or is sperm just a blueprint, and then the soul comes later on?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_California_cities_by_population
>>73911381
Good choice
>>73911419
>anime posters
>>73911419
Pretty sure there is a tribe that thinks sperm is male vitality or some shit, so they make young male kids drink the semen of the elders.
>>73911419
yes
What an average thread.
Are any of you people capable of making a somewhat interesting post?
delet this
is their a racial minority that /cum/ actually likes? I like east asians for their women
>tfw too smart to live in a big city
>>73911440
shouldnt the elders drink the cum of virile young men?
>>73911430
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_State_University
Largest university system in deh USA
>>73911419
soul comes from sex
test tube babies have no souls
*clacks ass*
W-what do you mean build the wall Anon?
How is the weather where you are guys?
I am really tired of snow.
Even if it is melt right away now it still fall down every day.
>>73911466
Link me her instagram
>>tfw too smart to live in a big city
I mean I dont like chicanos and indos
>>73911475
It was like 70 and sunny for a week and now its 40 again
Bummer
my mom and dad have separate houses in the burbs that im free to stay at and my dad also has the cottage. if i got myself an apartment closer to downtown i'd have all my bases covered.
>>73911457
>>73911457
The Etoro, or Edolo, are a tribe and ethnic group of Papua New Guinea. Their territory comprises the southern slopes of Mt. Sisa, along the southern edge of the central mountain range of New Guinea, near the Papuan Plateau. They are well known among anthropologists because of ritual homosexual acts practised between the young boys and men of the tribe. The Etoro believe that young boys must ingest the semen of their elders daily from the age of 7 until they turn 17 to achieve adult male status and to properly mature and grow strong.
The Etoro believe that they each contain a certain amount of life force, the highest concentrations of which are contained in semen. This life force passes to others through sexual relations. Women are seen to waste the life force if they do not get pregnant after sexual intercourse. As people get older, and their bodies weaken, this is attributed to a depletion of their life force.
>>73911466
wtf i hate blumpfkin now
Who here /experimentalposter/
thinking of some experimental posts atm
me and the gf
fun fact: switzerland has no de jure capital
Souls probably grow as the brain does. However I don't think brain death is the end of the soul.
Something something yada yada past present future the past still exists maybe blah blah I lost interest.
God did it, no wait science did it....snore
>>73911502
He could do MUCH better desu
He's a 7 and she's like a 3
>>73911440
Papua New Guinea is one hell of a place
>>73911476
https://www.instagram.com/isabelamoner/
here you lad
>>73911494
been thinking about making an image of my favorite posters, but i think is too self centered
>>73911502
worthless sandnigger
>I like drumpf
>drumpf gud
>>73911490
what pedos
>>73911494
/cum/ just can't comprehend my memes.
all politicans are rats
why didnt I choose sonoma st
god dammit
>>73911514
Oh is she actually famous?
why is penisylvania so upset all the time?
I have no interest in drumpf
only a free cascadia
>>73911536
you're a rat and also a faggot
everyone hates you
just fuck off
>>73911524
Fuck Drumpf
Unironically I believe, after watching this another time, that it is about the benefits of traditionalism and white identity
>>73911549
Treason is punishable by death.
>>73911554
pls dont pull superman down into the muck of political comics
>>73911536
Ted Cruz just got over that, very rude.
give me attention goddamit
do you remember that one time you made a good post?
I don't
>>73911570
hmmm?
nope haha
>>73911539
she's in that new transformers movie
>>73911563
studio ghibli are europeboos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO9ovdJ5WA
comfy hours theme
>>73911570
He's been politicized for years...
the dph is kicking in lads
>>73911583
i made a fantastic post the other day and giggled about it for a good while and didnt net a single (You)
never again
>>73911514
>>73911591
>is 15
Wtf?!
>>73911573
El rato doesn't mean out in Spanish.
I just realized how stupid Dump is.
I could crush his pea brain with my superior intellect.
dumb fucking chi
Damn /cum did turn to shit. Threads were better this morning.
>>73911584
Im fairly certain getting punched by the big S would leave Trump in the hospital
>>73911595
There is whole subplot about the value of traditionalism in this movie, they also name drop hugo boss, show the austrian coat of arms and it show Hitler
>>73911606
it's too late now
>>73911610
*swoosh*
Heh...I don't think so...
>>73911609
I know, google translated it as that when Ted Cruz dropped out.
>tfw no mexican gf
>>73911615
waifu threads always turn out like this
>>73911622
miyazaki is an ultranationalist pacifist imo, most of his works revolve around war and national & personal identity
is anyone else having the issue when looking at someones instagram that it takes you to the top of their page when you exit the picture you're looking at? making it hard to fap 2bh
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492320062193.webm
>ywn be a hollywood exec and get prime poon like this
>>73911635
Yeah I totally would desu
Gonna be lots of confused lads at the theaters
>anime
>Right now your future wife is out at a party sucking dicks.
>>73911655
is that Paul thomas Anderson?
i want a sinaloan gf
>>73911666
STOP IT SATAN
>>73911666
>falling for the marriage meme
Nope
>>73911666
>future wife
>>73911666
>wife
think again, pussy eater
>>falling for the marriage meme
Gonna watch anime
see ya, kids
>tfw no gf
following my onitis on snapchat was a very bad idea
>>73911615
Blame nu/cum/. They're the reason these threads are so light in the loafers.
gonna build a time machine and star in 60s european films
Could you handle a real woman?
>>73911711
THICC
H
I
C
C
>>73911699
onitis is for chumps
>>73911711
very apt usage of BBW
>tfw no asian gf
>>73911711
You're a big girl
>>73911711
At least she still makes an effort to look decent.
Too bad she's a freak.
NEED quebecois gf
i just put an eggshell in my open palm and made a fist and crushed it into tiny little pieces
>>73911711
Quadruplets every time
>tfw no purpose
are you feeling ok
>>73911743
Im incompetent at everything, I dont even know how I managed to graduate high school
my only purpose is to ejaculate in an ovulating woman
>>73911711
I'd go for it
I'd try even if rejection is assured
I would continue living knowing that "I tried for that"
I would be happy
>>73911743
Just wageslave like every other basic
>>73911756
No thanks for asking
how can other witches even compete?
>>73911711
How much food do you think is required to sustain that mass at that height
she probably spends most of her day eating
>$850 phone
>$50 case
Welcome to the future
i've had 4 miller genuine drafts and im already buzzed
>>73911772
easily
don't know what this is
>>73911772
even ms. "no fun allowed" knows who best witch is
>>73911772
By not being worst girl
>purchasing a phone
Haven't washed my sheets in over a year
>>73911785
>not drinking Miller Lowlife
Might as well smoke weed
>>73911799
shut up
>>73911806
fuck off
to top it all off, she's a fucking NERD
>>73911799
how is buying a phone deserving of a fedorapost? this is getting retarded
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>>73911812
Very rude
>tfw no more fun cellphone designs
>how is buying a phone deserving of a fedorapost? this is getting retarded
>>73911822
I told you to fuck off.
Never reply to me again.
>>73911811
it's the only beer i have besides Bud Light
>how is buying a phone deserving of a fedorapost? this is getting retarded
>>73911799
>Fedoraposter is a poorfag
Let me act surprised real quick
>tfw you've spent over 2 years using /cum/ daily
All that time I'll never get back
>>73911832
(You)
>>Fedoraposter is a poorfag
>Let me act surprised real quick
>>Fedoraposter is a poorfag
>Let me act surprised real quick
>>73911844
and you haven't reduced yourself to getting extra flags
commendable
>>73911793
>commiefornia likes a commie
hmmm
>>73911844
Same, think I might stop posting here, I went through two period where I didnt post here for a month or two and I'm starting to see why again
>>73911827
>nothing like the LG Voyager will ever be made again
>>73911858
delet this
she's just easily persuaded
they didnt have magic
it wasnt her fault
>>73911856
I've gone through a few trips though, so not as commendable as you'd think
>>73911844
That's embarrassing.
I've spent 1 year and 10 months here. That's not 2 whole years, so I'm not as much of a pathetic loser as you.
>>73911847
leave me alone
I deal in Quebecois gfs
really NEED a French gf ASAP
Cara literally just cut all her hair, bald and all.
i need a new waifu ASAP
>>73911874
Gib
>>73911878
Post pics
>>73911874
hello, yes
1 gf please
>>73911874
got any bfs?
>>73911878
here you go son
>only 1 gf
No, she looks really ugly.
Even the lesbians at zetaboard are going crazy.
>>73911867
a friend of mine had that phone, I always thought it was cool
>>73911874
PLEASE
>>73911878
>he didnt have a basic motorola razer through middle school
h-haha, losers
>>73911895
>needs a new one because his waifu is bald
>posts a balding "girl"
I'm forealsies going to bed now
>>73911895
Damn, HRT and some makeup really did wonders for eggman.
:(
i was even beginning to like the pixie haircut
>>73911870
>it wasnt her fault
akko apologists catch phrase every episode
meanwhile diana would live perfectly with me on our southern plantation house
Who's wants to erp?
>>73911903
they were pretty cool, loved the shit out of it
front touch screen was a MASSIVE piece of shit though, like all touchscreen phones of the time
>>73911878
proofs
are chinese phones anygood like the P10?
>Damn, HRT and some makeup really did wonders for eggman.
>>73911933
JUST
Remember that Iowan who used to post here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLWuwicKgh4
this video makes me lol hard
>not wanting a cute dumb bunny witch gf
lmaoing at ur life
>>73911961
Romanian girl?
>>73911912
I always wanted one, but never got it. Instead I had a shitty small samsung at first, after that I always dreamed of a Motorola RIZR. Later I switched to sony ericsson, I still have my last one. It's probably one of the best treated "old" phones ever.
i wonder if anzu is related to why penisylvania is so sour all the time
>>73911965
Yeah, that one.
>>73911961
the actual iowan or the romanian
>>73911971
don't bully pennsylvania
>>73911975
the romanian
>>73911973
>tfw you bullied her out of here after having a bad week
Oops. I dont regret killing the Swedish dyke though
French Canada didn't fly so good
despite all my rage
>>73911987
you big bully
I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAAAGE
AMA EL MECHON
PRENDEME EL MECHON
QUE ME VOY PA NUEVA YORK
What is lost can never be saved
>>73911995
It was a dark time for me that year
*saves what is lost*
>>73911961
Yes, I used to talk with him on discord and a few others
*borrows it*
&does a poo&
If the Marxists truly cared for the Proletariat they would protect Proletarian values: i.e. religion, family, etc. But, you see, the Marxists only see the Proletariat as mere tools to justify and implement their ideology. Marx himself admitted this when he said that revolutionary leaders would have to come from the wealthier classes.
*sells it at a pawn shop*
Rate my ride
My Yous per post in this thread has been absolutely awful.
How can i improve it
>>73911144
>Staying up late determines how cool you are
Found the 6 year old
@73912049
post anime or girls
yo soy de rancho
Hello darkness, my old friend
FOB
>>73912049
give me a kissy
Do it buds
I can advertise (you)s for you
Results are not guaranteed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tGO1Y4FGpI
change of pace
>>73912075
>>73912083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3J_2R9rAp8
Goals
>>73912104
you wanna get punched in the nuts?
This is how you get a gf
Take notes kids
>>73912125
god
gooks are so fake
>>73912075
>>73912125
*bows to you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAGVvPfwdCY
>>73912075
I'm not a normie because white people can't be normies
>>73912130
RAAAAAAAAA
>>73912153
Maybe soon you'll get your wish
Me n the buds
I use prom """date""" very loosely
>niggers
>>73912075
>>73912164
>hand hidden, probably his concealed carry ready to go
>not as close to the dindus
New bred
>>73912203
>>73912203
>>73912203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEiexyUqZLA
Quit lurking
>early again
crashing this thread
>>73912199
REEE GET OUT
bring it bring that shit heated
>>73912240
I am very far from being normie
>>73912270
not according to your bingo card
>>73912289
you're a bingo card