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/shit/ edition
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bismillah rahmani rahim

in the name of allah, the most kind, the most merciful
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>>73909117
all me
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*marks for deletion.*
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doing a poo
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My /r9k/ normie watching thread got 0 (zero) replies.

Not sure what I expected. Need to construct a more enticing webcam watching thread I guess.
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>>73909107
real thread btw
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10/10 would marry
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the dream
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in here lads

>>73909107
>>73909107
>>73909107
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>thread wars
and im out
luckily its church time anyway
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>>73909152
BUMP

fuck off threadsplitters

BUMP
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>>73909169
make sure it doesn't fall on top of you lad
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far out my dude

take a chill pill bro
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REALLY REALLY hope my housemate wasn't just bullshitting when he said he would be down to have a weekend trip to his cottage this summer
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>>73909165
>>73909152

fuck off cunts

i was first

piss off
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>>73909152
Autism
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>>73909164
What kind of engine options do these have
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>>73909181
Nice one, I look forward to hearing about it.
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Unironically fighting the urge to commit suicide, if any of you were the good samaritans you claim to be the best course of action would be to track down my IP and alert the authorities
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>>73909183
>four eyes
>long hair
>leaf

won't be posting in this runt thread
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/blackpill/
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>>73909212
shan't
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>>73908875
perplexing post
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>>73909201
Why do you drink? It feels shitty
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>>73909107
>>73909107
>>73909107
>>73909107

Boycott leaf threads.
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>>73909212
will do la
*hides your post*
*secretly hopes you succumb to the urge*
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>>73909214

>four eyes

my glasses are top notch pleb.

>long hair

roasites love it

>leaf

BRITISH roasties love it

you can't even compete.
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>>73909183
but you're not even a brit and your OP is shit

piss off JF
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>>73909212
selfish coward
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>>73909207
here's a picture of guatemala
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real

>>73909107
>>73909107
>>73909107
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>>73909201

V8
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>driving down the road in my lads 330
>see some kids on the sidewalk
>slow down next to them and then floor it burning some rubber
>they jump from excitment
Put a smile on myface
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All in here

>>73909107
>>73909107
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>>73909254
central America is really nice but also 2spooky for me
don't want to die
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>>73909272
You sound like a wanker
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in here

>>73909107
>>73909107
>>73909107
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>>73909272
>Tearing your mate's tyres
Bad lad
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>>73909260
holy shit actually kys niggerfag
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Post-modernism was the final death rattle of western civilisation
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>>73909260
>thread full of animefags
no thanks
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>>73909254
Saved to my Landscape folder.
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>>73909288
>>73909275
>>73909260
>>73909234

literal losers

point and laugh lads hahahahaah
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back from the club lads

(((alone)))
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>>73909296
naw
just pulling back the wool that was over our eyes
if anything we need to ride it harder and destroy the left with it as well, its already in progress however.

then once everything is broken we can rebuild
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>>73909226
What do you mean it feels shitty?
Trying to slow myself down to drinking every other weekend. Being drunk 4 times a week is getting tiring
>>73909270
Uhm thats not and an engine sweetie
M60b40? Lm7? Lq4? 2uz-fe?
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>>73909277
it's really poor but it has charm
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>>73909318

not a car nerd lad
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Started drinking litre of vodka instead of just lots of cider now

the hangovers are better at least

maybe if I drink enough i'll build the courage to finally hang myself
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>>73909286
You would like to enjoy that kind of excitment lad
Admit it
>>73909289
Had the burnout tires in the rear, junkyard tires and cheap asf steel wheels
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>tfw lost thread wars
enjoy your """""""""brit"""""""" thread lads

full of jfs of course is what i mean
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looking at this annarchist thread on /int/
man why are anarchists so autistic?
does it really make a huge difference if you're a slightly different shade of anarch?
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>he doesn't ride a motorbike

absolutely creasing at this icelandic cager nigger right now

only runts drive
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Why are so few of you actually brits?
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>>73909358

>being this autistic

must hurt
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>>73909333
I can tell lad
>>73909345
A litre per night? Shiit I can get drunk like 2-3 times from a liter of strong
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>>73909358
cheer up lad, you'll get a second chance in 250 posts
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>>73909358
shut up moron
accept defeat instead of being a bitch and trying to break the rules
not like the OP matters 90% of the time
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alri lads

there's room for 8 people

i'll let you all decide who gets to go with me

https://www.airbnb.ca/rooms/15844943?guests=8&adults=8&location=Muskoka%2C%20ON&s=hFy1DAu9
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>>73909374
Brits are a rare legendary few that all aspire to be
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hmm
someone (who I don't know) has messaged me on facebook saying that they saw my name on indeed.co.uk and is offering "help"

hmmmmm
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>>73909384

not if I can help it. the next 20 threads will be leaf'd if the quality of post doesn't increase (i.e. uk flags need to leave)
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>>73909370
Hahaha ride that in the winter here sweetie
>>73909374
One of the few places I feel velcome
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>>73909318
ah yes, meaningless letters and numbers which betray your absolute absorption in a ridiculous hobby to normal members of society, can literally imagine the scene at a typical family dinner in this runt's household; he, sitting in the shadows at the far end of the table, uttering delusional ramblings on the subject of automobiles while his mother softly weeps in the foreground and his poor father, who turned to the bottle years ago, drowns his sorrows and wishes his runt of a son hadn't thrown his life away with an obsession which would destroy him in the end
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>>73909405
i ride that in the summer and your mum in the winter
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>>73909370

what do you do when it rains
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>>73909395
>indeed.co.uk
What is that
And post the meme please
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>>73909405
What do you ride bitch
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>>73909365
>does it really make a huge difference if you're a slightly different shade of anarch?
yes
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>>73909421
Put a coat on
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>>73909409
HOWLING HAHAHAHAHH
gonna post this in the lad gc i'll tell you what they say
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>>73909365
you have literally no argument against anarchism
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>>73909436
it really doesn't if you are a proper anarchist since the Anarch is purely individual and internal.
its why anarchism doesn't really "work" as mass movement since it breaks down into individuals bickering once they do take over.
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>>73909427
indeed is a website that you put your cv on and apply for jobs and stuff
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>>73909467
i refuse to engage you philosoleaf
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>>73909431
1991 toyota hilux diesel non turbo extra cab
Rolled on orange paintjob
Slicc 33" tires
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>>73909453

doesn't rain run down your boots?

somehow i feel like a raincoat wouldn't do much when you're riding a motorcycle
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>>73909470
Good luck lad
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>>73909470
>if i give you a job will you fuck me
actually cringing
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>>73909493
wind your neck in
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What happened to the other icelander
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>>73909485
>doesn't rain run down your boots?

No? I wear trainers anyway

>>73909480
lMAO get a real bike kid
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>>73909517
What?
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>>73909517

which one are u
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There's a janny in /pol/ deleting brit/pol/ threads.
May I migrate here?
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>>73909493
all me
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>>73909517
>replying to yourself for the entire thread
>w-where did the other guy go???

shan't be buying it
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>>73909535
fuck off rorke
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https://youtu.be/CCu5cigP51E?t=57m23s

discovered a choon hidden in the depths of yootoob lads
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>>73909535

no
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>>73909463
not against anarchism but political anarchic movements
they are nearly always unfruitful outside of the initial breakdown of the old order.

anarchism should best be thought of in personal/communal terms where the specific "flavour" actually has relevance.
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sneed's feed and seed
formerly cuck's
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>>73909577
cuck'd
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racism is never justified
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really a fan of a certain song called Bomben auf Engeland. lads really knew how to write a song
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>>73909524
Answer my post what do you not like about drinking
How come I am so addicted to it then
>>73909519
Actually have a 2 stroke 250 honda in the shed
Been working on it lately, fixed a dent in the pipe and put in a new clutch
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might take a trip to cuba this summer
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absolute wank of a headache right now

might cide mytself tbh2
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>>73909596
>what do you not like about drinking
Don't feel better, just light-headed
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>>73909534
Not the other one
>>73909540
Story of my life
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>/brit/
>no brits actually post here

did a howl
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>>73909613
have you tried wanking?
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>The second bonds of the spirit are imposed from the world and lie closer to the surface than the first. The world, with its concepts, principles and rules, in general with its entire system made into immutable law, lays a heavy, authoritarian hand on each of its offspring. As a result, no one dares even to think of rebelling against it or renouncing its power. Everyone venerates it and adheres to its rules with such timidity. A violation of these rules is considered as a criminal act. The world is not a person, but its spirit in some way stands firm on the earth, influences us, and holds us as if with bonds. It is evident that its power is psychological and imaginative, not real or physical. Consequently, one has only to dispel this imaginative power of the world, and the opportunity for abstaining from its charms becomes more likely for us. That is how salvific divine economy operates in us.

>It is with this purpose that it continually maintains two other sacred, divine worlds in the presence of the world and ourselves. Through them, divine economy constantly reiterates the emptiness of worldly life by calling it to our attention and allowing us to perceive it more keenly. The two divine worlds are visible nature and the divine Church. Experience shows how frequently the mind, obscured by worldly ways, becomes sober through contemplation of divine creation or by entering the Church. For example, a man standing at a window and looking at a tree in the winter came to his senses. Another man, after a disturbing conversation, and having sensed the sweetness of peace of mind in a church, abandoned his former ways and dedicated himself to the service of God.
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>>73909633
im gonna say what everybody is thinking right now:

FUCK OFF YANK
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>>73909623
My lad says the same about a nicotine buzz
Trust me lad a glass or 2 of dry moonshine and you feel good
Dont believe i am pushing drinking on somebody 2bh
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>>73909629
>4:40am in UK right now
Found your problem.
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>>73909656
why are u awake at 5 am mate
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>>73909646
being autistic on /int/ won't help your headache lad, but a wank and a lie down just might
let me know how it goes x
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>>73909674
It's 03:41
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>>73909677
how was your wank tonight lad
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can't wait for the normie brits to wake up and see what a state the thread is in
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>>73909674
it's 11:42
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>>73909677
sorry x

the headache is taking its toll on my emotions xxx ;/
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>>73909686
haven't wanked since thursday
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>>73909674
Feel asleep with tobacco in my lip
Woke up and cant fall asleep again
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>>73909684
>>73909693
>>73909721
the state of you lads

brb gonna buy a sandwich
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face
chebs
legs

power gap

arse
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Would you lads?

https://thetab.com/uk/2017/04/21/life-wheelchair-brings-many-hurdles-dating-just-one-38375?utm_source=student&utm_medium=babe&utm_campaign=tabpages
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>>73909705
that was yesterday. this impressive feat will not go unnoticed
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Me having a drink of some dry moonshine
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>>73909746
haha actually meant LAST thursday lad
yeah, pretty mental, i know
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>>73909731
Nobody's selling sandwiches at this time of night. Are you in Madrid or Barcalona or something?
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Me and my lads gf
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>>73909751
you live in fucking iceland mate why do you only get drunk for fun

there's so much shit to do on your island
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there are hundreds and hundreds of words for snow in icelandic
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would heem this icerunt, make no mistake
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i was dressed for success
but success it never comes
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>>73909791
We didn't have a word for 'tree' until 1989
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>>73909779
Oh I do plenty of other shit
But I cant do those things alone in my room

Pic is my lads benz
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gave the gf pinworms ahaha
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>>73909826
why doesn't your cunt just accept the canadian dollar
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>>73909792
Been hearing this from australians for months, still havent been heemed
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Protestantism? SCREW YOU!
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>>73909762
absolutely mental!!!
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>>73909849
Never.
My dad actually bought an f-350 from canada in 2004
Didnt cost shit because your dollar was down and our krona was up
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check out my repeating digiteridoos
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>>73909867
>muh krona

sounds gay
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Hey anyone here study gematria?
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Business idea: reintroduce dead memes to /brit/ lolwtfbbq
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>>73909917
this post was predestined
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>>73909893
Ok
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>>73909903
>tfw all these subfolders in my 4chan master folder for memes long past
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think i'm losing the ol' hair lads
hairdresser cut it really short
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>>73909927
hope you're fat. would make this post even better
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>>73909946
there's nothing wrong with being fat
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>>73909946
i'm on the very upper limit of healthy bmi with no muscle so yeah im kinda fat
who gives a fuck though, i have a gf
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>>73909954
*pushes your tits together so they resemble a lady's cleavage*
sure about that la'
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where can I get a thin sheet of 150mmx150mm alluminium?
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>>73909926
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>>73909964
humans are subhumans
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Icelad is watching you
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>>73909973
have you asked your local white van man
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>>73909965
gotta sex it to her more to get your abs then
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>>73909982
No I'm not
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>>73909927
Finasteride+Minoxidil la
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digging up some Palaeolithic memes
>>73909977
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>>73909982
>>73909991
i imagine both of you are in the same room on 4chan together right now
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alri
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>>73909771
nah, vending machine lad
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>>73909409
>>73909458
Update
>my dad and I when he brings up his old bronco
>grandpa when I try to talk to him about cars
Thanks for that laugh, lad
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>squeeze a large spot
>pus and blood everywhere
ah yes very good
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>>73909991
Lurker of death
>>73910000
He threatened to kill me once
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>>73910034
you're a good son
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>>73910008
>vending machine sandwiches
acabo de vomitar en boca
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Have no scissors on me whatsoever, stuck in a small room with limited resources right now but i have this one noticable hair coming out of my nostril that i want to get rid of, i yanked it a bit and knew instantly the moment i try rip this out it will leave me in tears.

How to get this nostril hair out
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honestly want to visit iceland but i'm a 5'9 manlet
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>>73910023
>squeeze a large spot
>hear audible pop and white dense mass of dead skin cells coated in pus comes out
quite satisfying
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>>73910028
meet up and fight and livestream it for us
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>>73910052
try to cut it between your nails maybe?
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My satuday night
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finally got Fallout 2 working on my laptop

I think I've mostly got the hang of getting games to play on linux now

might need to buy a new hard drive eventually though, noticing that my 250gb SDD really isn't much.
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>>73910087
realized none of you but iceland understand icelandic
>drugs, sex and rock and roll
https://soundcloud.com/kef-lavik/04-dop-kynlif-og-rokk-og-rol
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>>73910110
I know a little Norwegian and can understand it more or less combined with English.
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>>73910054
would be heemed on the streets of Dalvík
>>73910071
im game
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they're filming a movie outside my house again
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>>73910149
i'm a manlet but could easily fuck up any gay icelad
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>>73910161
Ontario?
they always film shit there don't they?
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>>73910164
Gummi Gyllti would heem you lad
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seriosuly though

nordic countries are home to some of the gayest men in the world
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>>73910194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub0GzU56YMA

it's true
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>>73910194
y-yea
those nordics
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watching Louis Theroux: Transgender Kids
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>>73910206
kek, cringe'd
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oh i wish i was in the east india trading company as a brigadier
in 1857 and 58 revolution was in the air
i was born too late into a world that doesn't care
oh i wish i was in the east india trading company as a hired brigadier
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>>73910149
>im game
You might think that until you are lying in your own bodily fluids after a mere minute against me
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>>73910252
I wish I was born a girl
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have I fallen so far from God's grace?
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>>73910253
>lying in your own bodily fluids
happens to me every saturday night lad
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I wish, I wish I was a fish
A-swimming happily
Then everyone would come around
To take a look at me
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>>73910283
Ew
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>>73910272
nice iThinkpad
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>>73910272
iThunk
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wish i had a bigger dick

7 inches is not enough
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>>73910176
Nah, Vancouver. Probably the film location capital of the word after LA itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojm74VGsZBU
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>>73910294
hehe
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father abraham
had seven sons
SEVEN SONS
had father abraham
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>>73910317
it's enough
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>>73910322
ah yes

I remember Stargate SG1, and how every outdoor scene was somewhere in the canadian wilderness
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>>73910317
bit gay
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>>73910328
Did not know this song existed in another language than Icelandic
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>>73910322
>Probably the film location capital of the world after LA
unironically london sorry
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ah yes

the so called "icelad"

>>73910171
>>73910171
>>73910171
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>>73910322
at least Toronto has a good film industry of its own and isn't just a Hollywood stand in or an alien planet for SG1 to visit every time they go offworld
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>>73910353
wew
yeah me too
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>>73910367
quebec is the best canadian province for film desu
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>>73910359
No image exists of me online except an image of my eye and a 13 year old Danish news story
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ive been edging for the past 3 days
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>>73910389
where can i find this 13 year old danish news article?
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they call facebook and tumblr hug boxes yet they're the biggest one on the internet
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>>73910388
it is but all their films are in french
Toronto has improved a lot in the last 15 years or so especially with TIFF
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>>73910413
No idea to be honest, but it probably still exists somewhere
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milo yiannopolous is back lads
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was in a big picture in a local magazine protesting the repeal of the ACA
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>>73910440
who? is that the greek prime minister?
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>>73910427
it's prob some shit about you doing well in school i imagine
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fuck Michael Gove, fuck Boris Johnson and fuck Nigel Farage
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I always forget that there's a part of canada between british columbia and ontario
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some lad had a picture of me from when i was 10 on his laptop but i'd never met him before and i don't know where he got the picture from

wish i was joking but i'm not and it still confuses me to this day
>>
>>73910450
It was a photo of my class after picking up rubbish on a beach if I remember correctly
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>>73910473
I grew up out there
was really comfy

desu I don't think any Europeans can appreciate the open prairie steppe
>>
had a really good porn video in mind to wank myself into oblivion to tonight but i've completely forgotten what it was
>>
>>73910409
whenever i edge for too long and get blue balls my cum ends up being basically liquid and unsatisfying
>>
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>>73910507
http://jonrafman.com/betamale/
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lads lets play wordsthatfollow
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>>73910531
hate that game
its dumb

desu I'd like to play town of salem with /brit/ but know it won't happen since you need to make an account
>>
>>73910507
watch this instead
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a5779c4aee7
>>
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why do leafs blog and share their opinions endlessly
>>
http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2eb9a330581cb20f3ce6f55914b3f81c548d701ad8c40b526dac23c6a4ac4f5a6&pass=1

password is lads
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It's so beautiful to look around french canada in streetview
everyone has their own house
everything isn't a runty wooden shack like in america
there's trees everywhere
it's what england should be

business idea: learn quebecois french and move to montreal
>>
>>73910574
shame it's full of queerbeccers
>>
>>73910527
the fuck
>>73910572
>need flash
bail
>>
>>73910495
ah, those comfy simple cities where you make make the news for picking up trash as a class
>>
>>73910574
its really beautiful there, cosy little villages surrounded by green mountains
there's this one town outside Montreal where its just a huge mountain alone surrounded by plains and farms with the town built around the bottom
>>
canada more like canerda amirite
>>
made the local paper for wiring a poem

do you want to hear it?
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>>73910559
looks good, think the one i was gonna watch was a joi but i can't remember the name of it
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you know that england is bad when the concept of a large house not connected to any other house is mindblowing

>>73910599
I'm sure it'll be fine

>>73910609
the amount of greenery is insane

also lots of bikes
>>
fucking boring cunts just want to sit here and post about pooing

*walks out and slams the door*
>>
>>73910495
You lived in denmark?
>>
>>73910637
Yes, and Greenland
>>
>>73910497
>prairie steppe

these words are synonymous

you have a poor grasp of the english language

end your existence
>>
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idea: replace the prison background with a screencap of /brit/
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>>73910631
literally everywhere had loads of greenery
this is just outside Toronto
>>
>>73910618
here's the poem since nobody said they wanted to hear it

"the aire & calder
navigation company
carefully constructed
a canal to sunny goole"
>>
going to get drunk tonight and do some things i'll regret tomorrow morning
>>
>>73910631
why did the elite stay in britain when all of their white colonies are more comfy and pretty
>>
>>73910644
Don't reply to me with out proper authorization ever again
filthy dane fuck
>>
>>73910666
Doesn't rhyme though
>>
>>73910694
it's not meant to x
>>
>>73910682
there are some nice bits of england that are comparable to canada
but they're extraordinarily expensive

>>73910656
lovely
>>
>>73910689
I didn't allow you to reply to me either, you slanty-eyed Inuit fuck
>>
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>>73910703
>it's not meant to x
>>
>>73910703
I don't like that one bit
>>
>>73910666
was talked about for 15 mins for reciting some stuff over that radio on a off road trip

ekki drífur hann fjallið vel í þessu
verður bara allt að klessu
Ökumaðurinn á hassi, brotinn millikassi
og svo er enginn bassi
>>
>>73910716
Canada is going to be VERY shit VERY soon so buy land while you can before the Government opens the green belts all up for housing development to fit all the pakis
>>
>>73910718
t. 5'6
>>
my argument with this girl is still going on

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTKHfmMghnB/
>>
>>73910764
5'4
>>
>>73910678
such as crying alone in your room in the dark?
>>
>>73910769
wait what
>>
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>>73910654
>>
>>73910769
F
>>
>>73910792
hello thailad
>>
>>73910805
hello
>>
>>73910742
Brotið drif og léleg skrif
maðurinn þarf svefnlyf
>>
worldstar/videos/video.php?v=wshhuOpuWTL1Er4a0nsp
>>
>>73910858
>worldstar/videos/video.php?v=wshhuOpuWTL1Er4a0nsp
dont work
>>
canadians are like little kids that run around screaming and when you tell them to stop they do it even louder just to annoy you
>>
>>73910821
Sprungið dekk, annað hann fékk
Farðu og sestu aftur á skólabekk
>>
>>73910876
goes to:
WSHH Fight Comp Episode 66!

google is easier
>>
Is it possible to generate a trip that's the entire works of Shakespeare?
>>
>>73910910
no
>>
>>73910883
>>
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what would you want to have done with your body after you die? some sort of burial? cremation?
>>
>>73910928
cremation
>>
>>73910792
breddy gud
>>
>>73910928
cremated and have my my ashes used as an ingredients of lollipops that would be given for free for halloween
>>
>>73910949
I spent all of about 5 minutes on it. For premium quality please enter your shoe size in the name field and a representative will be in touch shortly.
>>
>>73910928

probably burial because it's what my mum would want i think
>>
>>73910928
I'd cryogenically freeze myself in hopes of some miracle in the future. I'm utterly terrified of death desu
>>
>>73910978
do you plan on dying before your mum?
>>
>>73910928
Hacked into bits and shot out of a cannon into the ocean
>>
>>73910993
like
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>>73910983
cryo seems like a pipe dream
what makes you think they will even want to unfreeze you in the future? not even thinking about if the cryo company goes bankrupt or the power goes out or anything.

I'd like to be mummified and buried in a small Anglo-Saxon style stone barrow of my own construction.
>>
>>73911014
That's why I said miracle. I know it will almost certainly never happen, I'm just desperate.
>>
>>73910975
ok
>>
love the pub
>>
>>73910928
I remember seeing this picture on /b/ many years ago

Little did I know that years later I would convert to Zoroastrianism
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Cnrmbl-o8&spfreload=10
what a mood
>>
>>73910986

No, i don't really care what happens to my body after death once my mum dies.

That might change if i leave my room and make something of my life instead of wasting it alone in my room.

That should happen once I get a job.
>>
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>>73911052
>>
>>73911074
are you Persian?
I didn't think Zoroastrians allowed conversion.
but I imagine it makes it much easier to "revive" such a faith since there are still living practitioners around unlike European paganism.
>>
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>I remember seeing this picture on /b/ many years ago

>Little did I know that years later I would convert to Zoroastrianism
>>
watching Louis Theroux: America's Most Dangerous Pets
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42YP0M5mkcY
me with the hat
>>
>>73911087
I don't see why it would change. It's like you're rewarding yourself with a decent funeral.
>>
>>73911097
No, I'm of German and English decent. I used to like Buddhism but over the past month I've taken the Ahura Mazda pill and realized Zoroastrianism is the one true faith.
>>
>>73911142
good lad
>>
>>73911142
sounds more like faithhopping wank then
that's why even when I go on about Hinduism/Buddhism and the like I still tentatively consider myself Catholic.
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gotta get away from these damn leafs for a while
>>
>>73911183
try reddit
right up your alley
>>
any good youtube channels?
>>
>>73911162
Better to realize your mistake and correct it rather than continue following a religion you don't believe in anymore.
>>
>last UK post
>11 minutes
Ahhh yes, /brit/
>>
>>73911123
>the guy who owns the sanctuary is a redneck with two boyfriends
this is weird
>>
>>73911213
https://www.youtube.com/user/thatPoppyTV

(no)
>>
>>73911230
shut up whiny little baby
>>
http://ske.is/grein/landaboi-freestyle-a-i-kronik-2-myndbond
>go home and watch hentai wow how much I look forward too it
>>
>>73911251
Hmm what's that?
*pokes your belly*
Hahah look at you jiggle fatboy wayheyy!
*cartwheels out the door*
YYYEEOOOOOOOO
>>
>>73911218
I do believe in Jesus though, and believe a lot of what the saints and doctors of the church have said/done.
just don't like the structure as it is right now
plus its more of a cultural thing
I've considered conversion to Buddhism but I fear it would be disingenuous without a proper "teacher" or connection to the common aspects of the faith.

I think I'd be more comfortable as a pagan, just keeping with the practices of Brahmanism like meditation and more genuine practice.
I don't like most "neo-pagans" or see them as genuine.
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>>73911276
i poked my belly to test and it jiggled
>>
>>73911289
same lad
;_;
>>
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>>73911276
>*cartwheels out the door*
>YYYEEOOOOOOOO
>>
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>>73911289
>>73911300
>>
>>73911286
someone needs to glue a hat on your head
>>
>>73909107
>>73909107
>>73909107
old new >>>>>>>
be green & recycle
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12799410/
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h37arZWRs7g
me in the bmw
>>
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>>73911307
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