Americans will defend this.

>be american
>go to restaurant
>don't have money for tips
>receive death penalty for this
>get shot in his way to prison
>die in hospital of myocardial infarction

If you cant afford to tip you shouldn't be going to a restaurant anyway.

>>73907051
>be brazillian
>go to restaurant
>be a fucking sub-Portuguese faggot
>everybody shits themselves and has an orgy with sharpened metal dildos
>die

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>>73907371
>Be american
>go to restaurant
>forget to leave the shoes in the desginated refrigerator
>dont clap the waitress back
>dont tip
>Get death penalty
>Get killed by a Guatemalan on the way to prison
>get revived in the ambulance
>that would be $20,000 plus tip
>don't have money
>snip the tip in payment to our jew overlords
>get shot again
>shart in mart

>>73907297
XDDDDD leaf

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>>73906871
>>73907051
>>73907528

that's quite bad bruja, im sorry.

>>73907371
>be american
>go to resturant
>cant decide which bathroom to take because muh gender lul
>waiter brings check
>dont tip
>waitress yells at you and you turn into the biggest cuck
>o-okay ma'am heres ur 100dollar tip p-pls stop screaming at me
>go home pretend ur some alpha with guns n shiiiet haha freeduum xD lul
>literally just a fatass with 0 social skills
>turn trans communist because capitalism is wrong ya fayzizt
>pay niggers for slavery
>pay indians for rightfully conquest of their land

top fucking cuck

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>>73907528

>>73907636
Ok lindo ;3 debería de haber una discusión del 502 ahorita

run

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>be american
>be FCIUCKNG FAT

>>73907653
>sweden

>>73906871
>>73907534
>>73907588
>>73907694
Nice shitpost leafs XDDDDDD

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>>73907653
>be swedish
>go to restaurant
>order dead leafs to not offend my muslim vegan princess
>ask waitress "hey miss, can i have some salt?"
>get punched and dragged across the room
>thrown out because you assumed the gender
>muslim grabs you by the neck and cuts off your cock and balls for allah and appropriating the patriarchy
>walk home crying with no cock and balls
>sit down in chair and pull up /int/
>type retarded shit while crying

>Be American
>No people on the street to talk with
>Become an autist because of it
>All the vaccines you refused to have were for nothing
>Clap a little to release tension
>No one is there to tip you for your clapping
>Commit sudoku

>>73907728
Vivo canche ya lo estubieras haciendo

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>>73907904
>be american
>be a "christian" country
>don't celebrate easter

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>>73907904
>be american
>praise muslim president for EIGHT years
>see tyrone
>he stares at you
>you offer him your girlfriend in exchange for safety
>the next day tyrone sees you
>shoots you
>ambulance refusing to give u aid because u dont tip
>die in pointless wars for israel
>get punched by beta antifa
>brag about guns he never uses
>thinks pic related is a shooting range
>turns out his savior drumpf is just another neocon
>cant cope with this cuckening
>goes on /int/ to shitpost
>his scooter gets a flat tire every 2km because of the freedum burgers
>dont tip triple A
>gets no service