/brit/

PYOOR WA'AH

ANYTIME A WAANT IT DAY OR NEET

>>73897509
yer

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I HENRY THE 8th I AM

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would you bang ellie goulding?

>>73897522
and tastes

OF FUCK ALL

cheers

fuck off JF OP

>>73897543
Would very much like to decapitate her if you know what I mean

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anime

>>73897549
no

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Got some money from uae lads

How do I get a tan without getting a boatload of freckles on my nose

I tried taping half a post-it note on my nose but the construction workers nearby saw and seemed to point and laugh at me

nth for kill everyone who isnt white

>>73897549
yes

>>73897549
Looks like she came straight off a council estate.

>>73897603
nowt wrong with freckles on yer nose

I GOT MARRIED TO THE WIDOW NEXT DOOR

SHE'S BEEN MARRIED SEVEN TIMES BEFORE

>>73897603
white people aren't meant to tan too much

*throws you off a bridge*

That'll teach you

>>73897603
zinka

how do I get a pakistani gf lads

sophie aspin in tights

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>>73897549
fuck yeah

I wash my hair once a month

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opinions on the new quid, lads?

>>73897543
i laugh when people call her 10/10 when her face is boring as dishwater, literally next to know cheekbone and her chin is far too narrow

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>>73897654
*comes back to terminate you in Operation Snake Eater*

>>73897654
Brandywine bridge?

>>73897654
josie you must sleep

>>73897720
Shit to deal with

>>73897674
*honour kills you*

I've kept hold of all the Falklands, Isle of Man, Jersey and Guernsey currency that I've found in my change in case it's worth something, but in truth all you have to do is go to those places and you'll just get it there. Is there any point in me keeping hold of it? It's only rare here.

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>TV licence man outside again

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Rate my dad

giv me attention>>73897696

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAi3VTSdTxU

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not fae Yoker

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>>73897794
At 10:30PM?

>>73897791
why would you go to these places? Sounds like a case of the 'tism.

Jersey may be excusable, looks pleasant enough, even if it's a nonce warren.

>>73897543
havent wanked in a week and even this piss week pic is making me stiff

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[]

Cool fascist music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XNzcqA42s

hello is me

>>73897811
utter trash

>>73897887
6

just made a cheeky thread on the catalog :p

>>73897858
Yeah, you wouldn't go to them. Their money is the same as ours, they just have unique coin designs which is why I kept them when I found them in my change here on the mainland.

>>73897887
9

NOO CUNT LEAVES HEER TIL WE FIND OOT WOT CUNT DID ET

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rate my dad

>>73897923
>>73897929
wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk9wCAc4Jzs

>*erhaltes den Kaiser*

What are you gonna do about it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p39ulIfnzc

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>>73897950

>>73897887
1

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me looking out the window

Inverness is an alright place

>>73897950
Is your da going to school?

7/10 cool da

whats ye hing?

>>73897998
no u

fucken... watchin the tele

>>73897869
Poetic post

But just because a number is touching a parentheses doesn't mean it should be multiplied before division that's to the left of it. PEMDAS says to solve anything inside parentheses, then exponents, and then all multiplication and division from left to right in the order both operations appear (that's the key). That means that once you solve everything inside the parenthesis and simplify the exponents, you go from left to right no matter what. That means the problem should actually be solved as follows: 6÷2(1+2) = 6÷2*(1+2) = 6÷2*3 = 3*3 = 9.

looks like the windmill got it

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went for a haircut and it did NOT go well

>>73898035
what film?

*challenges you to a boat race*
*sees that you start to win*
*EUREKA MOMENT*
*lops off my hand*
*throws it ahead of you and wins the boat race*

is westworld good??

>>73898023
Your father's homosexual partner looks like James Earl Jones in the 1982 classic film 'Conan the Barbarian'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgN1sLcAQnw

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>>73898043
>cape breton

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me & the gf

>>73898145
reddit shite

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>>73898163

>>73897902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YQ7AvkAPTE

>>73898145
No, shite.

>>73898145

may aswell just tipex your third eye shut desu

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So many meme maths equations and people still don't understand BODMAS

There's no hope for humans anymore

>>73898132
Her

>>73898145
couldn't get past the first 20 minutes

There's whores all around but I'm too nervy to talk.

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me and the gf

>>73898271
actual whores or just normal women?

>>73898220
>Sara
>no Aisha

>>73898251
my maths skills went to shit after primary school
combination of lack of confidence, a bad run of form with homework and bad teachers made me give up

>>73898201
pics of her

>>73897543
Literally couldn't get hard over this specimen if I tried

>>73898291
Litchrul.

>>73898318
P*ki

>>73898323
Don't do it man

>>73898280
she fucked up her tits bad

>>73898323
>ethiopian whores
hmm probably not a good idea. easy way to get pozzed.

>>73898271
Do you only socislise with the elite class? I'd guess you the povvo slags would be easier than anything if you gave them a warm meal

doing a poo

>>73898318
I would even kick my dog off her.

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>>73898334
This is a tolerant and diverse thread.

you people are boring the tits off me tonight
up your game or face my departure from the thread
this is your one warning
there will not be a second.

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>>73898346

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Doing a download

>>73898202
>>73898225
>>73898241
>>73898263
why is /brit/ so anti westworld??

>>73898362
Easy for you to get pozzed you big gay twat

my granddad is literally /pol/ in Human form

>>73898438
jokes on you my neghole is already well and truly pozzed

>>73897887
>wow i remember GEMA i'm so clever XD

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Really makes you think

>>73898441
Yes hail

sehr gut

the answer to that equation is 1, not 9. absolute mongs
t.did phd in maths

>tfw no ghetto boxing trainer to hurl abuse at your pasty white arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnwvR0XnZRA

>>73898441
Same as my grandma.

>>73898168
come on up b'y we're having cape breton stir fry

>>73898318
NEED a paki gf

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>>73897887
>>73898129
these questions are for pseudointellectuals that fail to realize that actual smart people don't write expressions that way

>>73898463
you sound like that spastic in set 5
also its called BIDMAS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU

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>>73898493
pic related

>bitching about peoples answer when in fact the problem was set out incorrectly

>PEMDAS
>BIDMAS
Mongs, all of you. it's called BODMAS

>>73898518
fuck off you reddit runt.

>>73898441
>old man is racist
truly stunning

Wenn man in Spielen aus dummen Gründen stirbt, neu spawnt und es dann besser macht, ist man doch manchmal froh, dass man nicht in einem echten Krieg kämpft

>>73898541
not gonna lie that does not look appetising

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>>73897661
>tfw feminised my face and there was literally no difference

>>73898562
it's a pan of cigarette butts

>>73898516
>set 5
thought only my school called them sets

>>73898498
You're wrong.

It actually means 6/2*(1+2)=

>>73898498
retard

>>73898598
mine did too
didn't everyone's

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doing a think

>>73898518
Epic! Eton tory posh boy cameron REKT!

>>73898562
>>73898597
>picky eaters detected

>>73897661
Did this and I was an absolutely hideous girl, can't decide whether that's a good thing or not

am embarrasingly shit at maths

SHAN'T be geteting invovled
also did a drink

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lads
Which country would you say hates white people the most?

wiped my arse exclusively with baby wipes until i was about 16

>cant into basic maths

runt


>>73898558
dresden

It's terrifying that a voting majority can be so mislead, politics needs to become a mandatory subject in schools rather than everyone having the same political opinion as their grandparents.

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i'm exhausted lads

gonna go to bed, goodnight /brit/

MY BLOOD RUNS COLD MY MEMORY HAS JUST BEEN SOLD MY ANGEL IS THE CENTERFOLD

>>73898652
USA easily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvW-QTiZLQ0

We have to go back.

>>73898551
nah

it's PEMA
Parentheses
Exponents and roots
Multiplication and division
Adding and subtraction

this helps illustrate that certain things have the same level of precedence and should be done left to right

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>>73898662
th is one

>>73898682
Stay cozy pepe

>>73898673
It would just be hijacked by mid life crisis paki leftists spouting shit like "Nige is a fascist"

>>73898673
>rather than everyone having the same political opinion as their grandparents
that doesn't happen
such a meme
just used by whining daily mail runts to bash the left

very good at maths but appalling at life in general

gf said i am the worst shag she has ever had, i said she is the only shag i have ever had

>>73898704
this

business idea: go to uni and become a teacher

>>73898744

you a priest lad?

>>73898744
ask her to become your tutor

>>73898744
bin her lad, you don't need that kind of negativity x

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the so called legs

>>73898780
Paladin

>>73898789
is that the south african who shot his gf

>>73898744
ah yes the so-called "virgin freak"

>>73898789
This is what you get when you skip leg day.

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well? you do remember bemdas right?

wish i could be happy

>>73898789
Grim how he's like half a human being who stops halfway.

>>73898662
Israel

Gonna bang a hoor lads but might have whiskey dick.

>>73898610
yes but that contradicts the way the brain will try to parse it so a/bc is never written in practice

>>73898619
watch more big bang theory

just killed myself

ama

>>73898789
Skipping leg day. Not even once.

>>73897696
*attention*

>>73898808

Not looking for a paladin right now sorry. Unless you'll smite my bollocks every time i act bad

>>73898869
do you regret not going to church you heathen frick

>>73898858
>Gonna bang a hoor
>but might have whiskey dick

Time's against you bud

How do I talk to women lads?

Too nervous and they're judgmental

>>73898841
oh my god

>>73898858
how much does a whore cost in Ethiopia senpai?

>>73898841
>Not using bra-ket notation

>>73898912
be confident and interesting

can't do a standard yank accent

either turns into a surfer or a cowboy

>>73898912
>ethiopian

dont you just kidnap and rape them considering theres no law there

boggles the mind that you lads get boners from mere pictures
even at my horniest it takes a decent video to get me going

>>73897696
Good lad, shampoo makes my hair look a LOT worse.

Scrub it with water daily, but only shampoo about monthly tbqh

does anyone have the titanic ballbusting post?
really tickled me

>>73898915
For me? 50 bucks

>>73898673
>politics needs to become a mandatory subject
No, because it's almost impossible to teach it objectively and children aren't developed enough to identify bias

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>>73897696
>>73898945
Boys, that's fuckin disgusting tbph

>>73898945
>wash with water
then it's still greasy

>>73898958
what about a white one

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>>73898682
stay cozy pepe

>>73898934
you gotta make it whiney and concise but also obnoxious

>>73898945
grim cunt
could probably smell your greasy mop from the other side of the room

The start of the day was stressful, I was on 12-8 shifts this week, so getting in late makes it more difficult to find a working PC and free headset, it makes me very self conscious approaching PCs, learning they're in use but the person is on break or setting up at one and then learning it has some fault. Then there's scavenging around for a headset. So what eventually happened today was that I sat on a table a significant distance away from the bulk of the customer service team, that's a group of 20 people, they were all huddled together and I was outside in the cold, sure there were people on my table, they're fine people but I felt slighted that I was cast out from the main "table" so I wasn't a real part of the team. Looking across at that group of people really made me hate them, many of them have a computer they always sit at and for some reason they're always able to sit there, the others maybe shift around a spot or two and then there's this new(?) cow who stole the computer I was sitting at last week, I don't understand why it was mine and not someone elses. Again, felt like I was outside looking in. At first I thought it would be an idea to get in early and "steal" someone elses seat and then every day move over and take another persons, make them all feel the range of emotions I fell but then I thought that it wasn't worth the aggro, I'm not wanted so I'll just leave, I'll continue sitting far away from them all, in my corner.
I should mention, I did sit directly next to someone, a new guy, I helped him out a little. Felt good.
The tranny sat at the big boy table even though they arrived later than me, my fault for not checking it. I heard them speak in the break room,obviously male voice, not even trying, I don't get it, she was quite social though, they spoke to a couple of people but just about calls they took, their confidence was off-putting. I'm guessing ftm trans now, post HRT, pre-breast removal. Clearly has breasts and facial hair.

I respect the VPN's taste but stop fucking LARPing.

>>73898943
runt mode, are you a virgin?
When I'm single my prime method of walking is to social media pictures of girls I know

>>73898744
good realism lad normies

>>73898931
>be confident


Ogre

>>73899005
No white hoors here. Have to hang out with my foreign friends to have a chance at the pink

>Couple years ago when I was 16 I used to support the rebels in Syria

>Realise they behead kids

the ride never ends

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>>73898912

Move your tongue to form words. Its easy bro

HALAL IN THE STREETS

HARAM IN THE SHEETS

Whenever I shampoo my hair it feels drier, thinner, frizzier. Whenever I just leave it and wash it with water it feels and looks much nicer (and doesn't smell)

Makes you think

>>73899041
haram

>>73898997
Your hair only gets overly greasy because you wash the grease out of it daily, causing your body to produce more than it otherwise would.

If you cut out shampoo, it gets really greasy for a few days, then goes back to a natural equilibrium.

>>73899023
>>73898992
lmao, i'm an unironic model. Keep pouring chems on your scalp daily by all means though.

my favorite limmy's show skit is the one where he's trying to figure out which bathroom is for males based on the paintings hung outside the door

>>73899119
>lmao, i'm an unironic model. Keep pouring chems on your scalp daily by all means though.

It's fucking soap for your hair you dumb fuck. you're supposed to be using shampoo once every 2 days.

Had just about enough of this meme-house/youtube-house fad.

>>73898688
too soon la

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>lmao, i'm an unironic model

>>73899119
>Your hair only gets overly greasy because you wash the grease out of it daily, causing your body to produce more than it otherwise would.
Fake news

>>73899074
Reminds me of when I used to support "based" Assad and then I realised he is an incompetent buffoon.

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really desperately want somebody I can talk to face to face about anything

was doing a wank and the gf said "I can help with that"

told the bitch to fuck right off and leave me alone

why are women such nosey cunts

I use shampoo one day and soap the other

you now remember charlieissocoollike

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>Keep pouring chems on your scalp daily by all means though.

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>tfw chad

>>73899163
>>73899176
Johnson & Johnson's marketing team have got you hook line and sinker.

People come up to me and complement my hair quite regularly.

Carry on with your shit lids.

>>73899134
aah yes... the bee

The fightin', the stabbin', the pullin', the grabbin'
The riot squad with the captain, nobody knows what happened
The two years in a box, revenge, the plots
The twenty-three hours that's locked, the one hour that's not

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*groan*
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that western food. It just goes straight through me. I need to relieve the pressure somehow"
*furrrrt*
"Now that is what i am talking about"
*frrruuuuupt*
"Oh yeah, these farts are taking my asshole on a sweet ride"
*fruptblblblblbt*
"Oh wow, that one was wet. Gotta be careful, I almost pooped myself"
*blblblblblbfuuurt*
"Ok, it wont stop, I need a toilet NOW. Come on, hurry. Eh, its leaking. You can do this, just get your pants off and sit on that porcelain throne"
*BLURPFPRFPT*
"Oh merciful Allah thank you"
*blruprpprt*
"Yuck this infidel food is really painting my toilet brown"

>>73899247
>the bee, the bee the bee! of course!

fucking class desu

>>73899057
btfo

>alright mark, what would you say qualifies you to work here at barclay's
>well i have a degree in the tuba
>say no more

>>73899246
Shampoo companies don't advertise how often to use their shampoo, people have been conditioned to be complete hypochondriacs.

Shampooing every 2-3 days is fine.

>>73898955
>>73898955
>>73898955

please respond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxUJVCYP11o

howling lads

>>73899223
didn't he turn out to be a nonce

>>73899186
>tfw wanted this but then i got a gf and all she wants to do is constantly talk about random pointless shit

Would give anything for her just to shut the fuck up sometimes.

cant fathom how a ""man""" can be under 5"10

i unironically wash my hair like every 5 days

but i have alpha thick hair

>>73899316
Can't stand his accent desu.

>>73899357
my mum's really short and my dad decided to shag her

>>73899314
if I had access to a time machine, where would I go? A question commonly asked but an answer not commonly given.

I'd travel back to April of 1912 and set sail on the RMS titanic although with a few modern amenities and technology. I would dance and joke and eat and watch the clock as the titanic's period of blissful ignorance went unchallenged all the while teetering closer to the abyss. Perhaps by now you're thinking I will save the titanic, her crew and passengers with deliverance of an omen at the 15th hour, but, you are wrong. As the collision occurs and as ancient ice tears through steel, I will be in a pressurised scuba suit (albeit with a few alterations) climbing into a small submarine.

The voyage down to the inevitable grave, not being shallow its one semblance to an honour burial on land, was exhilarating. Upon reaching its final resting place identified 73 years later, I sat in wait. I looked at my watch and saw the time was close, so I began my final journey.

I exited the submarine in my modified scuba suit, that modification being a small rubbed sealed hole in the groin to allow my bollocks to be subject to the extreme pressures of the deep. The pressure itself had me salivating as my bollocks were being crushed under pressure like the creation of diamonds, fitting for the title of family jewels. I swam to the collision point deep in the Atlantic and lay there, saliva filling my mask. Finally, through a thick saliva filled mask, I see the titanic hurtling toward me, my bollocks more specifically. The bow of the ship that bought rose and jack closer to heaven ascends me even higher as it makes contact my bollocks, crushing them with a combination of brute force and water pressure. As I lay on the ocean floor, knackers pulverised and now food for small fish, I drift slowly to sleep thinking that although hearts may go on, my bollocks sure won't.

My hair goes ugly after a shower. it gets thick, like a birds nest, and gets bigger. looks like a fucking wig and is uncontrollable

when greasy its nice. flat, and styleable

>>73899396
both my parents are short af and i'm somehow 6'4

>>73899396
have you considered Euthanasia?

Lickdici sounds scarily like me physically

>thick hair
>190cm
>muscular

Thankfully I share none of his runty personality traits

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got called a nonce in mothercare

>>73899356
iktf
then i lost her and i desperately want her back

>>73899429
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfbjmEtf_DY

literally you, you grubby runt

i would be up for actually banging the fuck out of some normie cunts

anyone normies in the east midlands area reply to this.and we can arrange a location

so /brit/... what's yer hing

Girls here are too pretty. Gonna just off meself

Get compliments from middle-aged ladies on my hair quite regularly.

>sesame street introduces an autistic muppet and baneposts in the same episode
really makes you think

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SCHLOMO BTFO

>>73899518
ill buy u a pint after

>>73899524
you are a normie do.not complain

>>73899488
please have a willy

>>73899565
Is Bernie a Kulak?

>>73899509
the joke is cum

>>73899565
not an argument

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>>73899565
>this hippie sycophant stole ~320mil from his supporters and gave it all to hillary

>>73899567
can you get to loughborough tomorrow?

>>73899519
mah hing?

>>73899573
>normie

Lmao NO

HEY THIS WAS REALLY FUN
WE HOPE YOU LIKED IT TOO

SEEMS LIKE WE'E JUST BEGUN
WE HOPE YOU LIKE THIS TOO

>>73899643
you jave an ex gf

turns out

little monkey bloke

weird innit?

>>73899614
tis

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>>73899665
little monkey fella

awright

>>73899624
aye, yer hing

>>73899655
Been a while and she was fat

And if I'm not on stims these days I'm basically a sperglord

>>73899643
Why are you in Africa you stupid American bastard?

>>73899645
BUT HEY
I SAY
BUTT SEX IS OKAY

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>Hey anon! Come join us on the dancefloor!

>>73899622
>>73899618
Socialists are fucking retarded

reminder that you can be a failed or ex-normie

many such cases

>>73899706
fuck off come to loughborougj and id spark you the fuck ot normie

mad, mad ting innit

*hums in french*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlogKJhiGOQ

youtube.com/watch?v=9YNSUTqEssg

Don't really like labour but dad always voted labour and his dad always voted labour so will be voting labour

Some girls just chatted to me. NEED a wingman

>>73899705
...
*looks around*
a like tae... go on the internet sometimes... on anime websites...the international section yeah? just tae talk to people from the same country as me own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1VzpmSqyPk

tune

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>>73899726
>tfw you remember that you literally cannot make even a single socially acceptable movement on a dancefloor

I wish formal dance was still a thing lads. Bloody foreigners bringing in their exotic 'free-style' dance culture.

my life is awesome

>>73899890
>NEED a wingman
Ah yes someone to constantly judge you

>>73899705
when no-one's home on weekend nights, I like to strip off all my clothes, lie in the hallway, and bat my cock back and forth with 2 table tennis bats
don't even keep score most of the time
sometimes might hit my balls a bit too
I'll be at that for hours

transferring from engineering to computer science lads
engineering is a bit gay

>>73899757
>at uni
>thinks he's not a giganormie twat
just FONT

*turns on reddit flags*
ewwww rank
*turns them back off*

>>73899890
You need to get out of Africa

>>73899726
*excuses self to do a bump first*
*comes back in and hakks their path*

>>73899726
*drops these sick new moves*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZppcWzcXA

>>73899922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs4hfV-Nae4

>>73899933
all Irish lads can do is the 'small box, big box, put it on the shelf and feed the chickens' routine on the dancefloor tbqh

The start of the day was stressful, I was on 12-8 shifts this week, so getting in late makes it more difficult to find a working PC and free headset, it makes me very self conscious approaching PCs, learning they're in use but the person is on break or setting up at one and then learning it has some fault. Then there's scavenging around for a headset. So what eventually happened today was that I sat on a table a significant distance away from the bulk of the customer service team, that's a group of 20 people, they were all huddled together and I was outside in the cold, sure there were people on my table, they're fine people but I felt slighted that I was cast out from the main "table" so I wasn't a real part of the team.

Looking across at that group of people really made me hate them, many of them have a computer they always sit at and for some reason they're always able to sit there, the others maybe shift around a spot or two and then there's this new(?) cow who stole the computer I was sitting at last week, I don't understand why it was mine and not someone elses. Again, felt like I was outside looking in. At first I thought it would be an idea to get in early and "steal" someone elses seat and then every day move over and take another persons, make them all feel the range of emotions I fell but then I thought that it wasn't worth the aggro, I'm not wanted so I'll just leave, I'll continue sitting far away from them all, in my corner.

I should mention, I did sit directly next to someone, a new guy, I helped him out a little. Felt good.
The tranny sat at the big boy table even though they arrived later than me, my fault for not checking it. I heard them speak in the break room,obviously male voice, not even trying, I don't get it, she was quite social though, they spoke to a couple of people but just about calls they took, their confidence was off-putting. I'm guessing ftm trans now, post HRT, pre-breast removal. Clearly has breasts and facial hair/shadow

>>73899976
give me.a.time.and location and ill be there cunt

>>73899940
>posting on 4chan on a friday night
ummm no, sweaty :) x

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>>73900018
>read all this
>not even a ballbusting post
consider suicide

>>73899947
VERY good

>>73900002
Shan't ever be doing that routine comrade.

I don't go out anymore anyway.

>>73894791
>>73894791

>>73894791
>>73894791

recycle

>>73897549
Went to the same college as her, AMA

Birmingham new street station tomorrow 3pm
Walk out the main entrance and turn left and I'll see you outside sandhu news to smash your fucking head in

ballbusting is very funny but also very grim
i suppose that's the point, huh

>>73899565
not an argument

houses are a form of investment