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The lads and I edition
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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out
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>>73894791
who are these people? are they famous?
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>>73898213
the second from the right guy posts in these very threads
he is also a billionaire
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shit edition
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need a bf
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>post is over a paragraph
>no mention of damaging your testicles
straight into my shant collection
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ANime
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhxKsBAnaJM

tune
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start of the day was stressful, I was on 12-8 shifts this week, so getting in late makes it more difficult to find a working PC and free headset, it makes me very self conscious approaching PCs, learning they're in use but the person is on break or setting up at one and then learning it has some fault. Then there's scavenging around for a headset. So what eventually happened today was that I sat on a table a significant distance away from the bulk of the customer service team, that's a group of 20 people, they were all huddled together and I was outside in the cold, sure there were people on my table, they're fine people but I felt slighted that I was cast out from the main "table" so I wasn't a real part of the team.

Looking across at that group of people really made me hate them, many of them have a computer they always sit at and for some reason they're always able to sit there, the others maybe shift around a spot or two and then there's this new(?) cow who stole the computer I was sitting at last week, I don't understand why it was mine and not someone elses. Again, felt like I was outside looking in. At first I thought it would be an idea to get in early and "steal" someone elses seat and then every day move over and take another persons, make them all feel the range of emotions I fell but then I thought that it wasn't worth the aggro, I'm not wanted so I'll just leave, I'll continue sitting far away from them all, in my corner.

I should mention, I did sit directly next to someone, a new guy, I helped him out a little. Felt good.
The tranny sat at the big boy table even though they arrived later than me, my fault for not checking it. I heard them speak in the break room,obviously male voice, not even trying, I don't get it, she was quite social though, they spoke to a couple of people but just about calls they took, their confidence was off-putting. I'm guessing ftm trans now, post HRT, pre-breast removal. Clearly has breasts and facial hair/shadow

u me
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is it too late to drop some mandy
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>>73894791
4 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the others whatever dont care for them
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>>73900138
mong face
tits too big
looks like a cow
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>there are US posters in this thread
funny to think, as i instinctively pass over them, like i would in the streets
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selectah vang
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>>73900155
no
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>>73898289
HOL UP

SO YOU BE SAYIN, Auyon Mukharji posts on /brit/???@!
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First for the Irish Republic is perfectly comfortable about its current circumstances.
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>>73900155
no but you will be up until at least 5am
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been nine weeks since I last done MDMA not long now
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why are uni students so reddit
especially the international groups
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>>73900249
come to loughborough id love to spark you out
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Sweden didn't benefit from globalisation in the colonial era but suffers the worst today

truly pathetic
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>>73900210
Every time i see "Hol Up" i have to resist the urge to just start screaming it and smacking my lips


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkJf9efNYPg
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what do i love? poos and willies and willy-poos and poo-willies
what do i hate? foreners
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>>73900249
Would love to do MDMA with you

How's it feel?
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#yolo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GT3V0Ifm5zo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDAQa70tBrw

proto heembreed
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nary a letter @youknowwho
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>>73900249
what are you waiting for
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I think both sides should put aside the rhetoric, get round the negotiating table and stop it happening again.

Whose with me?
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>>73900000
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is the ethiopian a millionaire
does he work
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>>73900307
Solid man on 4chan
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Haven't done any drugs since New Years, have a bit of a craving lads
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>>73900351
depends where you are and what you're doing

having a few pints in the local weatherspoons and it's fucking awesome because you can talk to friends and be happy with the company

in a nightclub it's shit tier because everyone is cunty.

for me I realised who were shitty people and who were good people straight away.

it's a bit of a rollercoast emotionally 2bh
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just did a 'cide
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>>73900465
i am instigating a real life meet up
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>>73900376
good lad
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>>73900534
Gonna do a 'cide.

Need a life coach
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would love to see 190kg on a night out and vaporise the runt's jaw
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>>73900489
did coke twice this week, feel like a right fiend
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>>73900376
what's clubbing like in addis? are the clubs heavily guarded or something?
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>>73900585
imagine the sight haha
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>>73900499
All MD in South Wales is cut w/ speed and fuck knows what else
Turns you into a raging cunt and you want to fight everyone
Fucking shit t b h
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>>73900124
I can pop round if you want
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>>73900499
>the absolute fucking extent of this reddit spacing
you look like shit. you are a notorious e-statter. all your posts are shit, spacing them out like that doesn't make them any more worth reading. you got laughed away from /r9k/ after you posted your pic. please just drop your stupid fucking trip. i hate you so fucking much
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babestation
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Like doing mdma and tugging my cock until it's red raw and I cum a pint
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need to do ket
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taking the cattle out to graze
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>>73900376
find it mental there's a real life Ethiopian live blogging his night out in the capital
you're quite a rare species on the tinternet
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>>73900599
It is. 5 guards at this club outside. 4 inside.
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>>73900688
do you get a cab to and from the club, or is there a relatively safe city centre where you can just wonder around at night
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watching the auld 'mr and this popped up haha
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Hiro should raise the posting age from 18 to 21 and then watch the tripfaggots disappear over night.
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>>73900616
>implying I took it in South Wales

that aside pill report said mine was good la' and no it wasn't meme tesla
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>>73900680
I forget that countries outside of europe, US, Anglosphere and Japan have electricity
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>labour forms a government
>economy immediately shits itself and industry collapses
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Find it bizarre seeing all the mongs on Twitter and Facebook who are so tribally loyalty to the Tories or labour when both of them are shit
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>>73900738
No m8 I live in South Wales and its shit
>comprende?
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wish I was as carefree as the algerian to be posting my face and location
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>>73900738
please spare us the lingo you are not cool, you look like an absolute gimp, i have seen your pic. i swear to god if you are an example of /int/ then /int/ has a lot to answer for
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>>73900786
UKIP
UKIP
UKIP
UKIP
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started with 0.16 BTC 1 week ago and it's 0.37 now
this "cryptocurrency" lark is quite good lads
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>>73900847
*of brit
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>>73900796
everything about South Wales is shit minus SCFC.

But yeah even in South Wales pressed MDMA wouldn't be cut.
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>>73900724
Riding muh yamaha. At night it's ded and only the clubs are oases
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i mean it lads you ever need somebody offed whose throat is it
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just a quick question for my fellow yanks, do you like chocolate?
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>>73900900
not a throat but could you do a scrote? my scrote that is
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>>73900786
Kek I have not seen anyone loyal to tories? Seen loads loyal to labour though. Probably says something about the absolute state of where I live I guess.
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>>73900918
it's aight, don't eat it much anymore though
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>>73900900
well if you ever kill that liam bitch I'll show you where the ocean is
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>>73900886
hope you're not drink driving mate, stay safe x
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>>73900881
>But yeah even in South Wales pressed MDMA wouldn't be cut.
kek, just shut the fuck up mate, these posts are so fucking ridiculous considering what you like
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>>73900886
Why are you in africa?
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Just a reminder that if you haven't got your deposit in for the /brit/ lads' holiday in Riga this year please give it to either me or Smithster as soon as possible thx
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Who are your favourite JFs?

>Football yank
>Nova Scotia
>The Mexican
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>>73900989
*look like
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>>73901008
your paki dad
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>>73900879
>>73901027
the state of you
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>>73900997
why are you in africa
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>>73901008
this yank
>>73901100
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>>73900989
what does my looks have to do with drug knowledge?
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Ya da sells Avon xD
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>>73901008
beto
liam
nz
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KILL ME.NOW.PLEASE

PLEASE I BEG FOR THE SWEET RELEASE OF DEATH>>73901076
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>>73900900
:)
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First can of the night lads
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Seeing things move in my mirror again

This is becoming more regular
Cat saw it once and fucking bolted
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>>73901151
you might be developing schizophrenia
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>>73900881
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BkfUSwRlJu
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Hahaha can't believe you sad bastards are sat inside all alone on a Friday night posting on a Mongolian anime website. I'm out with the lads now having a few cheeky bevvies before hitting the club (taking a break from socialising atm and phoneposting) and we all think you're a right bunch of saddos
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>>73901187
you are right please end our existences
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>>73901187
don't believe you

proofs???
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>>73901151
alri schizo haha
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going back to cali strictly for the weather
women and the weed, sticky green
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mums gone to bed
time to start on this voddy and roll a spliff
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>>73901232
>>73901179
haha very funny please don't be true
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>>73901187
The real question is why are you on a Mongolian anime website when you're on a night out? Worse in my opinion
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-7GtfvV9E

real dubstep
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We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I logged on to 4chan
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does PJW spend every waking hour scouring the local headlines on Swedish newspapers and retweeting any even vaguely crime-related story and flat out implying they're muslim-related without even as much as reading the first paragraph under the poorly-translated headline?

pretty sad 2bh
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would quite like a jewish gf lads
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>>73901187
surely this Friday shall be the wakeup call
those poor sods just need an enlightened sociable person generous enough to throw the spotlight on their crippling personal issues which they are entirely unaware of.
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might watch nigger porn
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>>73901241
T. Every 15 year old ever
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>>73901278
probably just gets it from /pol/
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>real dubstep
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>>73901278
he admitted he pretty much never leaves his room before so yeah
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>>73901241
good lad
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Anyone remember that trippy thing in the mirror where you turn the lights off, hold a torch and stare in your eyes or summat, and your face looks completely different
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>>73901241
pics
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>>73901285
>Haha well hopefully Anon takes the hint, I've been dropping them like crazy :-)))
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>>73901278
They always are though
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what does 190cm look like? havent been here for a while
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dude
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>>73901386
nobody knows
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>>73901186
southern prick
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>>73901276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFu2DfPDGeU

i miss this dubstep
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>>73901386
A short and fairly overweight runt with bad skin
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190cm has been on here longer than 90% of you muppets


show some fucking respect
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>>73901389
maryjane
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>>73901386
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>>73901467
>respecting 190kg master runt
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(((sleep)))
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>>73901467
t. 190cm master race
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>>73901461
you can tell the cancer is already setting in though and you can thank ukf for incubating it
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>>73901389
goat dude weed song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aowSGxim_O8
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>>73901186
Made me Kek ahah
You from Bristol?
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>>73901008
>icelad
>the ethiopian
>buddhist canuck
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>>73901467
been here 3 years and this is the only reason why I tolerate him
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he's a nugget lad just twat him lad
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any scousers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqiaigr3YPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqiaigr3YPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqiaigr3YPs
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might boot up the rolling machine and manufacture a spliff
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can hear parents having sex
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squirted the ol 'rhoid cream into my butthole
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man Britain in the 60s-70s was REALLY grim
why do people get so angry at Thatcher and Blair for pulling you lot our of that?
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>Why yes I am right wing
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>>73901386
quintessentially welsh
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>>73901554
VOCAROO
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>>73901186
alri george haha
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>>73901554
your mother's kinkiest fantasies are coming alive
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>>73901554
Go on then film it for us
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>>73901511
>goat dude weed song
you couldn't be any more wrong

https://youtu.be/UCPOnzbmOgo
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>>73901186
>he got laughed away from /r9k/
HOWLING
didn't know this
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>>73901583
>>73901620
shall not
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my willy hard sometimes when i poo
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are gazza gateshead
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>>73901517
nah brighton
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>>73901554
grim
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>>73900680
>>73900454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llcm6imaRVE
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>>73901565
she closed down a lot of government supported mines. Makes sense but you have to put yourself in these miners positions ugm
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developed crazy new technique in willy pulling
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>>73901554
GRIM
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>>73901657
>>73901682
grim?
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watching rick and morty

it's not bad

WUB A DUB A DUB DUB
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>>73901186
post the pic
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>>73901389
>tfw i have to get drunk before i smoke weed or i go mental
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>>73901694
grim
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>>73901656
My condolences
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>>73901627
Plainly you didn't even listen to what I posted or else you wouldn't dare counter with this runtery, it's not even a good rap song you fucking cretin

educate yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFcGONJxwnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsojt7iEcTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzrh5GftgzM
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>>73901660
is that him
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>>73901508
i forgot I was typing to intelligent Canada lol

but yeah, UKF did fuck over dubstep but it wasn't helped when the "creators" of dubstep (Benga/Skepta) actively encouraged UKF though
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scousers truly have the gift of the gab
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you. Yes, you!

18 -25 years old
theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
currently no gf
had sex before, but years ago
disinterested in long-term relationships
find it hard to maintain social relationships
currently not wearing pants
instantly check /pol/ when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
occasionally party with old friends every other month
never wash hands after going to the bathroom
slightly above average IQ
usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
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>>73901554
G R I M
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>>73901186
FUCKING HOWLING AT THIS

make another vocaroo
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In the top 0.63% richest people on Earth lads. http://www.globalrichlist.net/

>still don't have a gf.
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plan: procreate with a woman who's got solid hairline genetics so my offspring don't suffer as i do
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>>73901727
>f-fuck the lefties
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no gf lads
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>>73901759
you meant to say skream right
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>>73901755
that or he shares the same name and face
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>>73901759
Skream

not skepta for fuck sake
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>>73901708
SAME MAN I LOSE MY FUCKING SHIT. LAST TIME I SMOKED WEED ON ITS OWN I RAN INTO THE FOREST AND WENT INSANE. ALWAYS GET DRUNK FIRST
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>>73901661
how many people were put out of work by the utter mismanagement of the economy beforehand? how many people living really shit lives
a few coal miners mining empty mines is just a price to pay
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>18 -25 years old
wrong
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
wrong
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
wrong
>currently no gf
correct
>had sex before, but years ago
wrong
>disinterested in long-term relationships
wrong
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
correct
>currently not wearing pants
wrong
>instantly check /pol/ when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
correct
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
wrong
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
correct
>slightly above average IQ
wrong
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
correct
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
correct
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>>73901727
hmm

nah
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>>73901765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4TxBDucJ-0
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>>73901789
Nah lid that's an Indian guy
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How are you la's tday?
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>>73901834
hello underage
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fucking try me lads
go on

fucking TRY ME
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>>73901768
haha all me apart from
>slightly above average IQ
i've got a much higher than average iq
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>>73901854
ver very bad


please kill me
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>>73901865
I'm 30 years young
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>>73901768
>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no
>currently no gf
yes
>had sex before, but years ago
never had sex
>disinterested in long-term relationships
yes
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
no
>instantly check /pol/ when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
yes
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
no
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no
>slightly above average IQ
yes
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no
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>>73901871
Awwwwh come ere anon
*hugs you*
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>>73900333
memes have come so far
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>>73901878
the state
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>>73901774
what job do you do?
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>>73901830
Yeah I know it's just a groupthink mentality of the British working class really. They're drifting further and further to the right every day now though.
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yes im feeling it now
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>>73901701
well obviously i didnt save it, it was about a couple of years ago i reckon, maybe more, trust my memory though
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>>73901546
underrated video
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*fixed trip
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>>73901768
yes
yes
no
yes
no
no
yes
no
yes
yes
no
yes
yes
no
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>>73901768
>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no
>currently no gf
I have a bf, does that count?
>had sex before, but years ago
had sex last night
>disinterested in long-term relationships
no
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
no
>currently not wearing pants
yes
>instantly check /pol/ when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
no
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
yes
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no
>slightly above average IQ
IQ of 130
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no

I forget that I'm basically a normie by /brit/ terms
>>
wish i could get involved in politics by joining Republic or something

sadly i'm a shy sperg so idk if i could be much use
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>>73901849
screaming
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>>73901768
>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no, bout 4 on the table
>currently no gf
yes
>had sex before, but years ago
no
>disinterested in long-term relationships
no
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
no
>instantly check /pol/ when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
yes
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
no
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
yes
>slightly above average IQ
no (higher)
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no
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Tried listening to Grime lads, literally all I heard was blackies bellowing "Oooga booga ooga booga ooggaa booga ooooogaa".
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Trouble on my left, trouble on my right
I've been facing trouble almost all my life
My sweet love, won't you pull me through?
Everywhere I look I catch a glimpse of you
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>>73901919
that's an old file name
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>>73901891
n-no do not do that

end me
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>>73901936
Read this la' it'll put ya on the road to the redpill
>>
>>73901186
most normie voice I have ever heard
>>
you know, right?
>>
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I'm sorry boys
He has to go
We can't let him in
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>>73901869
>>73901879
>>73901934
>>73901935
>>73901966
>>
oh my dayz
>>
*riffs on an electric guitar while sliding down the bannister*
duuude
>>
>it's an inability to sleep episode
>>
>>73901768
older
no
yes
true
virgin
yes
never tried
breaking in a new pair atm; usually wear shorts
no
no
always after i do a poo
152 iq
no i dont like cell phones and dont use it unless its an emergency
no
>>
>>73901981
*squeezes you tighter*
Don't kys anon
>>
Rogan listeners, who want's Joe's meatstick more, Whitney Cummings or Leah Remini?
>>
>>73902022
*smashes my bollocks on the part at the bottom of the bannister that sticks up*
>>
>>73902033
cute pic :3
>>
>painful acne again
shite genetics
>>
>>73901565
She had two windfalls: huge North Sea oil revenue started pouring in just before her premiership which she used to subsidise economic warfare against the Northern working class, then the Falklands war which got her a second term. She literally destroyed my region like the fucking Normans did 900 years ago.
>>
Lads based jerma985 is streaming
>>73902053
like you ;)
>>
>>73901933
great name
>>
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>>73902023
it's midnight on a friday
loser
>>
>rogan

Reddit for the blind
>>
every time i fart, i am reminded of how london smells

like shit
>>
skepta is a crackhead now
>>
>>73901768
>18-25
Yes
>There's a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
No, I masturbate into the sink like all civilised people
>At least 1 dirty dish on the floor
No, I do all my washing up soon after eating and keep my room tidy
>Currently no gf
Yes (24 years and counting)
>Had sex before, but years ago
Yes (4 years ago was the last time)
>Disinterested in long-term relationships
Like the idea of them but have no idea how they'd be in reality
>Find it hard to maintain social relationships
Find it easy if the other person puts effort in, just don't put in any effort myself
>Currently not wearing pants
Yes (in pyjama bottoms)
>Instantly check /pol/ when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Yes, but I'm on /pol/ a lot anyway
>Occasionally party with old friends every other month
Yes
>Never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Always wash hands, even if it's just for a wee and I barely touch my knob
>Slightly above average IQ
Far above average desu
>Usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Yeah but I'm convinced normies do this too
>Haven't bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
True apart from meme work shoes and football boots
>>
>>73902077
wait how did you copy my meme name and not have the numbers come up to the right?
>>
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>tfw got height and near otter mode body
>tfw no sporting talent though even though should have one purely because of height and build
>>
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>>73901985
No
Please
Read this book for your own sake
You don't have to accept all the ideas
Just read and consider
Karl Marx is absolute cancer
>>
>>73902094
>4 years ago was the last time
Jog on normie
>>
*farts out Croatian national anthem*

tell /ex-yu/
>>
>>73902123
>near otter mode body
pics
>>
>>73902126
not him but i've read mein kampf
it's pretty boring tbqh, just a load of rambling
>>
>>73902126
>an short analysis of economics is bad read this it's dah joos ravings by a angry austrian
give me ONE reason his analysis is bad
inb4 hes a jew
>>
Reddit is my homepage
>>
>>73902126
you've clearly never read mein kampf

Or Marx as a matter of fact.

mein kampf is a shit tier read.
>>
>computer driver broke
>lost all my fucking files, images, documents, torrents. everything.
bloody fuming
>>
>>73902144
.
>>
people irl have suggested im a autistic
i don't know what happened, i used to be a normie in 6th form
>>
>>73902190
>he doesn't back up his memes
>>
>>73902123
can't think of any sport other than apehoop where it actually helps being a tall lanklet. I can think of plenty where it is a disadvantage however
>>
>>73902184
WTF I love you now
(no homo)
>>
>>73902144
>>73902167
>>
>>73902176
Mein Kampf has very little anti antisemitism in it, sure there's some but still, point stands.
>>
>>73902123
>>tfw got height and near otter mode body
no you dont hahahaha
>>
oi football yank
>>
I'm a communist

look how cool and different I am

I don't conform to your disgusting westernised politics
>>
How do you have conversations with people on tumblr in those comment trees from the screenshots?
>>
>>73902229
Yeah but it's like saying read the manifestom both are irrelevant today and don't explain much.Also fascism as a worker is not in my self intrest
>>
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>>73902126
>>
>>73902224
t. 190cm master race
>>
>>73902276
prefer not to say
>>
>>73902276
yeah ama
>>
You're all a bunch of losers

I have at least 5 girls on the go right now and I'm not even trying
>>
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>>73901853
he posted this earlier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpxguPNtP4o

http://williamsoctet.com/alumni/
who do you think he may be from the 'class of 2007'

http://www.kansascity.com/entertainment/ent-columns-blogs/back-to-rockville/article60686836.html
with a different facial hair / haircut the similarities are more apparent
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1492803193156.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1492802494851.jpg
>>
@>>73902310
No being a fascist is contrarian edgyness. Marx just makes sense tbqhwy
>>
>>73902290
>as a worker
ah yes, hard day down the factory eh lad?
>>
>become friends with girl
>text back and forth with her
>think maybe she likes me
>post convos on /brit/
>everybody tells me i'm friendzoned
>believe them and give up on it
>afewmonthslater.jpg
>find out she actually did like me but lost interest because i never made a move
fucking faggots
>>
>>73901990
i literally detest normies though
>>
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>>73902336
>Marx just makes sense
>>
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>dude read the manifesto, it's amazing and hasn't been proven to be atrocious along with das kapital by economists
>>
>>73902310
SHUT IT DOWN
(Im not him bby)
>>
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>Marx just makes sense tbqhwy
>>
All my opinions are correct and all yours are shit and wrong unless they are the same as mine
>>
>>73902325
why are you trying to dox him

also they look completely different and the darlingside member is Indian
>>
>>73902325
looks nothing like him you idiot
>>
>>73902353
WTF I hate Marx now?!?!??!
>>73902362
>only read the manifesto
shit waifu
>>
ah yes the friday night suicide feeling
>>
can't believe I woke up to this horrendous thread
>>
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Alright lads. Give me all the tips you've got for getting a Kgf in Korea
>>
made my tinder picture a selfie because i have no friends to take photos with lads x
>>
>xtrah's new title track is just a remix of his rip off of alien girl by ed rush and optical
wasting quality production skills on highly derivative work. sad! can't complain about the rest of the ep though
>>
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>>73902217
average height in PL is well over 6 foot and that is an apparent manlet game

also rugby is for the 6 foot plus man and so is athletics for the most part
>>
>>73902422
be tall
be fit
be white
>>
can't wait for brexit to get cancelled
>>
>>73902422
>talk to korean girl
>get her to like you
>get gf
>>
>>73902321
stop stealing gfs cunt reeeedd
>>
>>73902397
he's pretty much doing it himself
>>
>>73902422
>east asian women
money first, and then these things:
>>73902447
>>
Trying to do a danger wank to the ex but I don't really find her that attractive anymore and I'm finding it difficult to get it up if I'm being quite honest with you
>>
>>73902447
all me
>>
>>73902426
https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B01MTMS8GN/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
>>
I'm so fucking tall

I tower over all you fucking manlets and laugh at you

I'm just generally better than all of you
>>
your not a gangster

your just an internet version
>>
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>can't wait for brexit to be cancelled
>>
listening to pavement
>>
lads

what happens when the internet runs out of space?
>>
I'm 5'9. it's hilarious

I doubt anyone takes me seriously. I am like a mini man. pocket sized
>>
>>73902473
>danger wank
are you hiding in her room?
>>
Did I tell you guys about that time I was better than all of you yet
>>
>It's another lolbert north American who's been fed capitalist propaganda at birth
ah yes
*filters you*
>>
>>73902422
turns out it involves being self confident and outgoing so i shall be staying at home
>>
>>73901768
yes
no
no
yes
no
yes
no
no
yes
yes
no
dont know
dont have a smartphone
yes
>>
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can not stop laughing at this
>>
>>73902347
c'est moi
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvwEjkquzOI

banger
>>
>>73902441
>average height in PL is well over 6 foot and that is an apparent manlet game
so you're not basing that information off that image? there's 5 teams above 6 ft there, and barely
>also rugby is for the 6 foot plus man and so is athletics for the most part
both wrong. lanklets do not exist in rugby either, you'd be snapped like a twig
>>
ideologies
>>
>>73902347
he is Irish though. Irish isn't limited by race
>>
>>73902536
why post something like this mate, do you want /brit/ to congratulate you and side with you as a brave leftist crusader? just comes across as gay
>>
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what's gonna happen to the brits in spain post brexit and their villas
>>
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>>73902575
>>
>>73902568
>so you're not basing that information off that image? there's 5 teams above 6 ft there, and barely

le ebin how do averages work meme?
>>
>>73902531
Nah but I was very upset after she binned me and it led to a spiral of depression, so returning to her pictures for a wank now is simply dangerous, giving the experience an extra edge. There'd be literally no other reason to desu, because she's 6/10 at best and a fairly unpleasant person
>>
why the fuck does /brit/ have to RUIN EVERYTHING

(talking about /fug/)
>>
>>73902538

Good lad.

>>73902447
>>73902459
>>73902472

Bit hard ill just buy a prossie haha
>>
bad bad bad bad boy

you make me feel so good
>>
>>73902584
[spoiler] It's just a meme because cancuck poster gets triggered by far lefties I don't really care about arguing about politics on a brit thread[/spoiler]
>>
>>73902541
was about to call you edgy cos i thought it was gore but im howling now
>>
>>73902608
>anything involving g*rmans
>ever having the chance to be good
>>
>>73902603
>Nah but I
absolute pussy, you'd better start using terms that are relevant to your situation in future
>>
>>73902587
Spain can't afford to lose our tourist money, I can't see things changing too much regardless of a hard brexit
>>
Haha you're all so fucking inferior to me intellectually it's not even close

don't even fucking try to question me because you're definitely going to be wrong
>>
>>73902598
I know you aren't the best at statistics but you can clearly see in that image that the average is at or below 6ft
>>
>I was thirty. Before me stretched the portentous, menacing road of a new decade...Thirty — the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.
>>
>>73902624
oh okay then fair enough x
>>
>>73902598
why are you still tripfagging
>>
>he fell for the (((food))) and (((water))) meme
good goy
>>
the lonely friday night cry
>>
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nothing wrong with a bit of gommunism
>>
>>73902652
nah it's above 6 foot. even then no manlets allowed
>>
>>73902666
he NEEDS the attention, even though he is one of the most hated posters here
>>
>>73902673

https://discord.gg/5gCpvvt

join us lad, don't be lonely
>>
someone do a new please x
>>
>>73902608
fug seems alright, what ruined it for you?
>>
>>73902664
x *blows you a kiss* (no homo though lad)
>>73902691
what discord is this?
>>
lol I don't care about politics Im just trying to trigger people xD

*spends the next 4 hours arguing against capitalism in detail and violently calling out anyone who doesn't agree with my ideology*

You're not kidding anyone you stupid communist fucking retard
>>
I'm so fucking tall and built at the same time

God has truly blessed me with 10/10 genetics

I just come on here to show off what all you will never be able to attain
>>
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>>73902685
>mfw when
>>
>>73902685
>w-well above 6 foot
>lanklets are good at things other than apehoop, trust me
>>
>>73902722
but I've never discussed politics on here I even sometimes unironically pretend to be a fascist or libertarian or centrist etc sometimes when politics are discussed on brit :^)
>>
NEW

>>73902767
>>73902767
>>73902767
>>73902767
>>73902767
>>
>>73902708

/fug/
>>
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Ok I'm not gonna tag you all Bec this thread is a mess
I posted mein kampf btw (and I have read it, I've also read the communist manifesto)
I'd say hitler was right on everything other than killing ALL the Jews bc a lot of them were innocent and mislead in their push towards Marxism. Also I disagree with the invasion of all countries except Austria.
As for Marxism it is inherently anti-nationalist. This puts it into what we would now know as globalism.
We all know Marxism doesn't work and leads to the starvation of the people and the accumulation of wealth at the top. Just because this isn't written into the book doesn't mean that it won't happen every time.
Nationalism on the other hand rejects both communism and capitalism. It's takes the most pragmatic route from what we've learnt in history and leads to healthy successful nations.
Nationalism boils down to a simple question
>does x benefit the nation

>yes
>leave it alone

>no
>destroy it by any means necessary

Anyone who tells you that nationalism is bad is either naive or wilfully ignorant or has something to gain out of not having nationalism.

And nationalism also benefits the worker because the country improves and do living conditions and wages drastically improve
>>
>>73902541
didn't they make a movie out of that
>>
>>73902144
good one mate
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