what the fuck else do you have to do on a friday night? exactly. so post something funny. whatever you want, there are no rules.
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
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>Obligatory Pohmish
"Britain marked Queen Elizabeth II's 261st birthday on Friday with gun salutes, gladiatorial games, and burnt offerings, as the monarch celebrated quietly at home.
Outside the palace, a band of bent guardsmen in scarlet tunics and bearskin hats played "Happy Birthday" during the Changing of the Guard ceremony. They now owe 75.000£ to Warner/Chappell Music or copyright infringement."
so uh, would you?
i would. i so would.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1In4G2FSNg9
>>73886116
is this what we sound like when the average american attempts german? kek
>>73886010
>Warner/Chappell Music or copyright infringement.
*for
you dumb fuck
>>73886186
jawohl
>>73886010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DhVyqdRYDF
>>73886384
hey ano how you been this week?
9/10, your english is pretty much flawless from what I hear.
here's another text you could read if you wanna try something with some more challenging words.
bonus points if you sing it,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYZM__VdEjk
"I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse."
La trama gestada en torno a la empresa pública madrileña Canal de Isabel Segunda desvió, como mínimo, casi veintitrés coma cinco millones de euros a cuentas bancarias en paraísos fiscales, provocando malversación y lesión al patrimonio público madrileño.
That feel when I check the newspaper to look for something to post and every article is about corruption
>>73886784
Still not ano. I tried to sing that a few times but I kept cracking up every 3 seconds so it's a no go.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Dl5b7a5afq
Over 90 and very few spots bruises bumps scars stains etc maybe those royal types are above the common traiterdom of turning their ancestral origins to the bottom of the ocean floor.
>>73887042
you should check latam papers instead and maybe you'll find an article about murder or gang violence
>>73887436
I found this too http://elpais.com/elpais/2017/04/19/inenglish/1492605114_006108.html
I would like to go on a trip like that
>>73887576
now I really want to go to spain next summer
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xJy0LJCORd
>>73893041
I don't understand a word of what you said