/brit/

first

>>73884731
v. v. good edition

t. good edition maker

third

Have you ever noticed how 190kg gets triggered by every single post relating to a girl or gf

It's telling, see a doctor mate

Planning on t'gym, but boss took us for a (single) pint and now i feel a bit sluggish

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Easter?

would literally off myself before I got to the stage of drinking alone in my room

plymouth

>>73884793
I'm not alone though I'm on /brit/

Oh my god I know that kid in the OP, he went to my school

>>73884731
nice one
>>73884793
go on then

>>73884815
That was 7 years ago

We have a whole new generation of ignorant twat students who are disillusioned with the Tories & Labour and don't know any better

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>I'm not alone though I'm on /brit/

>>73884793
done this dozens of times

nothing wrong with it

literally nothing wrong with drinking on your own

it's cheaper than going out, you get to do what you want, you don't have to listen to shit music and you can do some serious introspection

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who /ulster/ here?

>>73884793
lighten up you virgin freak

it's just to take the edge off

>>73884793
still at uni?

>>73884786
he's very bitter about his ineptitude

>>73884793
You think that now, but it happens

Landlord's decided to turn off the heating because 'it's summer, and you're getting a good deal on the property so if you want extra warmth you can just buy a heater'. Was going to send him a long and arsey email informing him why his actions are in violation of the terms of our contract, but I decided that I actually can't be arsed so I'm just going to be cold instead.

why do the tories want to sell off the nhs rather than fix it?
why are people believing theresa may when she says she'll reduce immigration?

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I have memes sorted my country the aus folder for /int/ is coming along nicely any good ones you can give me

would literally off myself before I got to the stage of pooing alone in my room

>>73884836
What are my initials?

Le anonmomus strikes again! We've got a blurry zoomed in picture with none of your features and we will not forgive!

http://reductress.com/post/how-to-impress-your-boyfriends-mother-when-his-cum-is-still-inside-you/

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>>73884877
here la

>>73884563
>>73884692
In our lifetimes we'll see Japan (for example) handle it perfectly well whilst maintaining their culture. I doubt hindsight will be much comfort.

>>73884793
virgin freak

>>73884905
>why do the tories want to sell off the nhs rather than fix it?

So they and their rich mates can make huge profits of the sick and the needy.

>>73884793
>Being this insecure

>>73884905
Why are you saying things that Labour supporters were saying 20 years ago as if it's just the Tories fault that the country is shit. Labour were in power for years and never fixed anything either

I've got a whole house to drink alone in.

Could drink in the kitchen, the spare room, where ever I like.

>>73884902
how come you don't have a heater? you live in a jail cell?

>>73884932
>>73884877
*heems you both*

currently drinking alone in my room

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>I'm not alone though I'm on /brit/

Lefties are hilarious. In complete uproar about how the lib dems fucked them over and how we'll never forgive!! them and your man was just a pawn to Cameron yet here we are with the weak wristed students backing them yet again. Talk about cucked

What Adam Johnson said wasn't that bad, and what Adam Johnson did wasn't that bad. Just a little bit noncey on both occasions, but no one would give a shit if he wasn't a pro footballer

>>73884967
I'm posting this on Mad Lads it's that mad

>>73884931
fucking state of normies. and they say WE'RE the freaks.

>>73884902
Cuckeroo

Also illegal i believe (besides violating a contract)

>>73884967
coukd you drink up my arse?

>>73884934
Saw you posting in the wrong thread thainigger

>>73884793
I've drank by myself whilst on /brit/ on a couple of occasions, a pre-cursor to pre-drinks if you will.

It does make /brit/ more entertaining. But it's pretty tragic if you do plan on staying in all night.

currently pooing alone in my room

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Kyary

>>73885004
don't tell anyone mate x

>>73885006
t. student

>>73885025
Yep, it's a pretty great life

>>73884934
sopt talking about rorke things

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https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/855379009844195328
Westminster voting intention:

LDEM: 86% (+71)
LAB: 6% (-18)
CON: 5% (-39)
UKIP: 2% (-5)

(via YouGov / 19 - 20 Apr)

L I B D E M
S
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>>73884793
some of the fondest memories of my recent life come from nights spent drinking in my room with /brit/
with people in this very thread in fact

Can we discuss the little runt in the OP

>>73884953
>what is the 2012 health and social care act

>>73885006
>virgin
check
>freak
>check

Just witnessed my flatmate throw his ps4 controller at the wall.

Really made me think

>>73885044
sad loser lol

>>73884793
>only alcoholics drink alone

Lmao what a fucking runt. Off yourself now mate

>>73884881
>>73884943
>>73884943
>>73885044
more like a spiral downwards into alcoholism
enjoy your cirrhosis

>>73885006
this is vaguely acceptable

>>73885044
This is the saddest post I've ever seen

>>73884971
In the UK we have an invention called the radiator which provides the heating for a room, so additional heaters are usually not necessary (unless you have a jewish landlord who decides to just turn off the heat)

>>73885000
Just gave it a read and it doesn't really mention energy one way or the other, except for the 'all bills included in price' statement. Not much point getting all bills included if he just turns the bloody energy off, next thing you know he'll be cutting my electric and telling me if I want electricity I should buy my own generator

>>73885006
>It does make /brit/ more entertaining.
I don't get it, the last thing I want to do when I'm drinking is sit at the computer.

>>73885043
believe it or not, this is the least awkward photo of tim farron that exists

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any other cities have graves smack bang in their city centre?

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>>73884793
t.normie brainlet spawn of satan

>>73885054
This was pretty mean and unnecessary.

Are you proud of this comment?

I think you should give me an apology.

>>73885077
I'm not an alcoholic, I just drink to cope with my misery and bitterness towards the world.

Had a wank and now I feel disgusted with myself

*does a dab*

>>73885093
>he doesn't phonepost in the bath

>>73885095
you may be right

Ah yes, polls. Just like how labour were going to walk it, brexit wasn't going to happen and trump certainly wasn't going to get elected!

Time to recognise the pattern. Lefties love to wank each other off on the Internet and social media. Love to blast their opinion out there while reasonable thinking adults just keep to themselves, use their vote correctly and move on

>>73884793
(You)

>>73885045
>/brit/poster is a runt

Hardly surprising mate, would wager good money that you're one too.

>>73885093
Yeah it's much more fun spending it with friends, but if you plan on meeting them at 9, for example, and you fancy having a few before then, then there are worse places to have a cheeky pint or two than on /brit/.

>>73885145
runt

>>73885100
Yeah pigeon park in Birmingham at the cathedral, couldn't get any more central

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did a poop

Took Obama to the White House

>>73884793
no you wouldn't lmoa

>>73885080
>>73885077
>>73885065
it was during an otherwise very lonely and sexually dormant period of my life
i was normal before and im normal now *honks horn* and i really think youre exaggerating for comic effect

>>73885087
>landlord decide if he can turn the radiators on or off
mental

>>73885130
a-are you in the bath now?

Dunno how you could be so self-conscious that you can't even have a nice drink while posting on /brit/.

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>>73885044
good lad, i've done the same countless times

dad likes to drink on his own

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*sprays butt juice all over the thread*

>>73885100
Mine does. Never really thought it was a weird thing until recently. The town just grew around it

>>73885202
yes
my willy is hard ;)

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choons

>>73884793
>i like to have a beer after work
>i drink it in my room
Woooahhh somebody stop me

>>73885143
Top quality post

>>73885190
i found those replies very amusing

A solid weekend of studying for the coming uni exams methinks

>>73885260
nah they're all shit lmao

>>73885100
York mentioned

WHO LET THE RUNTS OUT

Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke Rorke

>>73885044
>tfw no synctube

>>73885198
Yeah it's a bit shit, I'm in a block of flats so I guess all the heating is via a boiler that the landlord has access to but the tenants don't. Fucking hate renting desu, decided I will send an arsey email after all.

>>73885260
mate why would you take an old boring screenshot and pass it off as being from today literally why lad

are you the same runt who posted his booze? what's wrong with you?

>>73885291
virgin freak

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>>73885247
Well that just seems mildly inappropriate.

>>73885291
more like spend the weekend shitposting on /brit/

>>73885330
Yes I am a virgin. You got a problem with that, mate?

need someone to grab my cock + ballbag xx

Had a wank and now i feel absolutely Irish about myself

>>73885313
make it happen

who here /sync and drink/

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BURP religion isn't real BURP become a nihilist BURP stop trying BURP watch more cartoons BURP be a good goy BURP

why does drinking alone on occasion have to be depressing? i never think oh i'm really sad i better got get lots of alcohol and drink my sorrows away alone. i literally just think you now what i fancy some cold beer tonight.

as long as you're not an alcoholic and its not a regular thing, i dont see the problem. i have friends i could drink with, and do drink with. sometimes cant be arsed going out though.

>>73885313
Ah yes, where all the famous /brit/ celebrities go to further their online personalities, make sure everyone knows who they are and wank about how funny each other are. Painfully reddit

>>73885367
yep.

>>73885177
and here i was thinking there wasn't anything decent in brum

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>>73885361

>>73885367
pm me x

>>73885321
ohhh when I was talking about heaters i actually meant a boiler
here everyone got one per flat

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>>73885367
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>73885100
theres a medieval church right on high wycombe's high street with a church graveyard adjacent
always thought it was well nice but never gave it a proper look

>>73885313
:(

>>73885283
:)

>>73885260
dont worry i got it lad

these are unusual hours for thailad

it must be his day off

>>73885391
>i have friends i could drink with, and do drink with. sometimes cant be arsed going out though.

The thing you'e describing is not the thing we're talking about

I spend my weekends sat on my couch with a bottle of whisky drunkenly shitposting because I haven't had a friend in 8 years and without alcohol or needing to get up for work the next day, the night just drags on and I get ever more miserable about my shitty life.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492452684161.webm

MVDwave

just devoured two sandwiches in quick succession I really am a fat cunt

I'm available tonight, let's meet for a quick chat anyone in the local area?

>>73885414
>yingluck is a slag
T_T
>>73885442
well there's no work tomorrow..

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>being a virgin over the age of 20

absolutely pathetic

simply inconceivable how this is possible

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Anyone here over the age of 25 who can still drink on consecutive days?

I can no longer drink 2 days in a row, think my liver is well an truly fucked.

>>73885496
Two WHOLE sandwiches?????!

>>73885442
he's probably multitasking and bouncing a little brown chinky toddler on his cock as he posts

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latest polls
le pen won a point after what happened yesterday evening

>>73885496
hi ho you fat bastard

what I hav consumed today
2x20g packet of crispy thingies with happy pig imagery
2xmini bread rolls (plain_
1xcereal bar
4xpints of fosters

i have to pause louis theroux so much cause i can't handle the awkwardness when they start losing their cool with him

>>73885482
what conflict is this? looks comfy

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Guess the mixture

Half White Half ________ (Country)

>>73885525
epic post
sure showed them lad

>>73885540
could do without the grim detail

>>73885478
cripes this is whats giving us a bad name lad i used to just knock back vodka and cokes while watching films in the instasync and making hilarious spelling errors in /brit/

>>73885543
absolute bloody racists

its 5am in new zealand

>he didn't form an ever lasting friendship group with similar interests to his own in his youth

You're not normal

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>>73885559
>with happy pig imagery

>>73885573
English

>>73885571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/January_Events_(Lithuania)

>>73885424
I've been in flats before where there's been one boiler per floor so I must admit I don't know exactly how it works, all I know is that the landlord's pulling some jewish trick and now every fucker in the building is cold but no one's going to complain about it.

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*overthrows the democratically elected ruler and establishes marshal law*

>>73885573
Ethiopian

>>73885482
ah yes autistic military webms with crappy synth music applied to it

>>73885573
Moroccan

>>73885573
Iranian

>>73885478
i get high on funny jokes and good times with my /brit/ friends, no whiskey for me thanks chum

>>73885587
why, is it getting you hard? you're disgusting.

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>b-but jeremy corbyn has no good policies!!!!

/brit/ BTFO yet again

>>73885613
yeah write him something if its too cold but since it's officially summer maybe he's the one in the right legally?

>>73885592
They weer hilariuos!

>>73885607
WRONG
>>73885649
>>73885660
ALSO WRONG
>>73885633
Correct but you cheated.

Don't know how you could possibly be a Virgin past the age of 18 let alone 20

>>73885669
Your projection is showing

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>>73885675

Oi lads I've got a joke for ya

How do you make a New Zealander fall asleep


By making him count his sexual partners! Wahey!

>>73885707
Yeah I just reverse image searched it. Why wouldn't I. Wasn't in the rules. I won

>>73885397
It's far from decent, all the emo and goth kids sit on the tombstones and hang around there

don't understand how anyone could be a virgin past the age of 78

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>>73885675

>>73885043
>LDEM: 2.1% (+2.1)

hmm so they got 0% before?

virgin past the age of 13?

fucking sadcases

>>73885743
he's right you know

There's a guy who gets on the same train home as me most nights

Always has 3-4 Henry Weston's (fairly strong cider) in a tesco bag, drinking one of them on the train.

Is about 50, looks like he works in a mediocre office job. Is depressing desu, poor git.

absolutely love how arse ravaged the nonce gets when someone calls him out

certainly makes you think doesn't it

>>73885528
same

sometimes i'll only have a pint or two and i'll wake up the next day with stabbing pains in my stomach area
think i over did it as a kid

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>>73885726
That you Dave?

>>73885727
nonce twat

>>73885736
New Zealand has the second most sexually active women in the world after Funland desu

>>73885757
Didn't stand a candidate

>>73885783
No it's me, Jeremy

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>>73885821

>>73885770
Ask him if he would like a drink for males instead of cider.

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>he didn't reenter his own mums pussy within 30 second of emerging from it

>>73885676
Is it officially summer? They're turning it off for 7 full months (April to October), so that can't all be summer. Besides, there's nothing in the contract about it, so I think they're on pretty dodgy ground legally.

>>73885597
so it is
cant sleep now my eardrum is wobbling again and if i get into bed ill wake the gf and shell be ever so cross
going to wait it out in the living room until the 'aptop dies and then kill myself

edit: and then see how it goes

>>73885675
not opening it this time mateyboy

>>73885687
rats i came across a 2000 character drunk post from the golden era while searching for my all time best posts in the archive a while ago but cant remember what it was

>>73885793
>>73885765

Sorry wrong link

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>>73885829

*nods towards you*

alright, mate?

There's a lot of triggered virigns in here

What a sad little community

>>73885839
Legally they have to keep facility for space heating in god working order. Shutting it off with you having no option to turn it on i it's cold does not qualify

>>73885763
VERY good post

do not care an iota for this disgusting little kiwi

>>73885843
Get a job dumb neat

>>73885839
ah no lol summer starts on 21 june
bit weird. maybe ask the landlords to turn it back on first and if they doesn't comply ask for legal help

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>>73885867
but you're here too?

>>73885843
so you know we still do films on fri+sat starting usually about 9-10pm uk time in the Secret Place (do NOT link it or even say its name in the thread im being Deadly Serious, if youve forgotten/dont have the link im very sorry bucks pet but then i cant help you im not posting it here)

>>73885913
im trying gggggg but theyre all shit and have preposterous requirements and theyre so lenient with benefit scrounging here ive literally done nothing since i claimed in january and the moneys just kept pouring in

NASTY

LITTLE

VIRGIN

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Comic Con Bangkok was decent fun lads. Saw a Thai-pop band and just messed about a lot. Might go back tomorrow and try out the VR stuff if anyone else is up for it.

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>>73885894
I like him

>>73885950
erm, no sweetie xox
haha

/brit/ is like the navy in a way
load of lads whos only contact is with each other and theres very little contact with the opposite sex
thats why theres cunts turning gay all the time

>>73885980
hahaa

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>>73885615
>marshal law

>>73885980
FONT

>>73886000
would love to be in the navy
could probably suck lots of handsome sailor willy

>>73885978
>theyre so lenient with benefit scrounging

wew

but how tho? do you have dual nationality?

>>73885984
>Thai-pop band
which one?

If you saw kratae I'm going to go mental

>>73885985
shoo, shoo, disgusting little runt

>>73885615
is it kicking off in thailand again

outrageous fortune

there's two thainonces?

>>73886067
nah

I'll be honest here lads I made a habit of posting here when I was a virgin loner neet fruit, now I've got a great gf of years, very decent job (nothing spectacular), I live in my own home, I am ripped to fuck and just generally attractive. But I still post here out of habit.

Just know there's people like me still pretending to be like you

>>73886082
FONT

>>73885971
oo i know the place
did NOT know it was still a ting
would that be in 5 hours then?
for future reference cos no way in heaven im being awake 5 hours from now

>>73886034
have a method

>>73885985
:D

Feel like dogshit rn

>>73885913
>dumb neat

>>73886080
didnt ask you

feel sick and dirty, more dead than alive

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>>73886082
>I'll be honest here lads I made a habit of posting here when I was a virgin loner neet fruit, now I've got a great gf of years, very decent job (nothing spectacular), I live in my own home, I am ripped to fuck and just generally attractive. But I still post here out of habit.
>Just know there's people like me still pretending to be like you

Imagine being THE loser of the biggest losers community on the Internet

>190

Can't get any lower than that

>>73885971
>muh secret inner circle
neck yourself

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>>73886037
No idea. It was this lot behind me. They were pretty good desu. A lot of Thai's were getting well into head bagging and shit.

>>73886103
C-Can you share that method Bucks, I really want to go to NZ but I know my money would run out really quickly

>>73886106
check in your mums toilet, she might have forgot to flush

190cm = 190 children molested

>>73886082
You're like me tbqh, except i don't own my own home, just rent.

ann coulter has hired blackwater as her security for a talk hahahah

Do not care in the slightest

>>73886108
You got a problem with that?

>>73886103
good creature aye same one as before
>5 hours
its even worse at maths than i am
3 hours from now
but yes do that most weekends youre alwyas welcmoe

Cringe hard when I see people on anonymous websites calling each other by pet names

>>73886024
whats stopping you bum boy?

I Am Normal

>>73886209
where

>>73886209
you alright sugar pie??

josie shagged essex at the reddit flags meetup

>>73886209
alri duck

Who the fuck is Ann Coulter.

Just googled a picture and she looks like a corpse dipped in wax. Was she on sex in the city.

>>73886165
dunno who that is.

HE WILL NOT NORMALISE US

VIRGINS TOGETHER, UNITED FOREVER

>>73886267
>sex in the city.

I think you mean Sex and the City

>>73886209
helo sweaty :) x

Just organised my Dreamcast games and every single one has a broken case to some degree.

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>Do not care in the slightest

>>73886267
Vile right wing racist filth

>>73886267
some transgendered alt-right rorke I believe

>>73886165
step 1 is move in with your kiwi gf

>>73886206
im very sorry *in not sorry voice* but i thought gmt was 12 hours behind nzt and its fukign 5 am now so
shall endeavour to be there next frimorn

>>73886209
preach it petal

put chips inside of my sandwich

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what's he actually got against the DPD? Does he actually think they're plotting against him somehow?

>>73886209
slept with 12 girls in my life

and you??????

>>73886209
Good boy, Rover.

Really inspirational 2bh, ingenious writing

https://youtu.be/E7GgDUz6SFg

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>>Do not care in the slightest

>>73886318
don't know if you mean chips or crisps, either way, spot on.

fuming lads

the so called gf wants to do something tonight. havent seen her for like a week and she's getting needy.

sick of it. just wanna spend this eve getting comfy watching something nice

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>>73886317
That's adorable you travelled half away the world for yer missus desu

Hope your happy x

put bread in my beef
call that a rich boy sandwich

doing a move lads
how much does it cost to furnish a flat?

*says goodnight to the bad guy*

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>>73886356
>>>Do not care in the slightest

>>73886377
you ain't going ham you're a has been

>>73886317
rightio but were doing one tomozzer evening same time 9-10pm if ur abowt
not sure what film itll be mebbe samurai one or summat we'll see

been having some very violent gay sexual fantasises recently

feel like I need to meet up with a big strong lad with a massive willy and let him slap me around and spank me and fuck me

>>73886420
1. Twink?
2. London?

>>73886420
tranny

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howling

>>73886358
might do both

>>73886393
sounds like a question for the Argos website.

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>>>>Do not care in the slightest

nothing more miserable than having an okcupid account

>>73886324
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychosis

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wife and I are expecting a side kick lol!

so happy!

>>73886267
she wrote a book called adios america that basically said the us govt has been lying about the numbers of illegals. The US govt says theres about 13 million illegals and she says theres closer to 30 million

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>>>>>Do not care in the slightest

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Need a BBC news weather girl with juicy chebs gf

>>73886324
what a face OH MY DAYS

>>73886364
init just
fanks x

>>73886418
hmmm may be busy as is sunday morn my time of course may be churching or otherwise theologically occupied but will see what can do for filum fun time ok then going to bed because trees keep moving outside and i keep thinking theyre villains nini

>>73886448
There's a McDonalds near a Subway near me. Fancied trying putting the fries in a chicken breast sub for a while now.

>>73886420
I'm not big or strong but I have a massive willy and I'll slap you around and choke you if you like.

>>73886324
>Where's the milk.jpg?

>>73886446
Jews are evil

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>>>>>>Do not care in the slightest

>>73886493
NEED a batwoman gf

>>73886546
okiey dokeiy niii niiii xxpoxopxx

I like wearing a hat.

Feel somewhat exposed without one, but not to the point where I'd want to be one of those people who wear a hat everywhere.

>>73886555
ok, will you pull my hair and be really rough with me?

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>>>>>>>Do not care in the slightest

despise anyone using online dating websites

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>>73886602
Feel like this may have been the wrong image

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>I like wearing a hat.

>Feel somewhat exposed without one, but not to the point where I'd want to be one of those people who wear a hat everywhere.

someone somewhere has different political view to mine can you FUCKING BElive this lads oh my dayzz

>>73886594

>>73886594

>>73886594

NEW

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>I like wearing a hat

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>>73886446
screeching

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>>73886546
Night pet x

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>>>>>>>>>Do not care in the slightest

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>somewhat

>>73886601
Yeah, I'll absolutely ravage your arsehole.

Theresa May slashes the NHS and takes away carer and disabled bennies but is committed to keeping the overseas aid budget
Really gets the noggin bogglin

>>73886647
waited for a few minutes then closed the tab just as this popped up so had to reenter the matrix
me under the covers as elton john once said

>>73886528
plymouth mentioned

Old:

>>73884738
>>73884738

>>73886067
Bigtime.