/brit/

alri

shit in /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0o7FqWu8do

kss kss kss kss

wont be using this thread until the other one reaches 310 posts

Crying with laughter over this fridge gimmick

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>>73882312

>russia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROohuxSfe5c

why are psychedelic visuals the way they are?

What is this fridge meme?

I have all sorts of shit in open containers in my fridge, no one has ever mentioned it.

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>non-league shite

>>73882314

WAHEYYY

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>keeping your cat food in the fridge in 2017

>>73881910
i dreamed i was with some secondary school chums at a kind of open air mcdonalds and they (bastard cashiers) wouldnt take my order, i asked for a quarter pounder but thye gave me a regular cheeseburger, eventually i only made off with nuggets
then johnson from peep show sort of stormed in and he was like "did they fuck you over? thats just fucking typical" and looked like he was going to give the manager a sharp talking-to
er then i went to my primary school and told the headmaster about the mcdonalds incident and went through the library and came out in some kind of open pavilion a bit like you know that long path outside windsor castle but raised and lined with benches, its dusk at this point, lovely orange glow, and i'm following a few people going into this big polished wooden church, and i catch up with kit harington and make a wisecrack and he doesnt really respond so as i speed up past him i say "MR HARINGTON" and he says what and i say "just finishing my sentence" cheekily and he does a really obviously forced laugh so i give him a really obvious ironic forced laugh back like AH AH AH and we exchange cheeky grins
i woke up with my curtains wrapped around my leg
what gives, doc?

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anime

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>be russian intelligence
>pay some mudslims to do terrorist atack the day before the elections
>frogs go en masse to vote for le pen
>she breaks up the EU
>sanctions on russia are lifted

yuros are so easy to manipulate, you really don't think russia gave her all those loans for nothing right?

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>>73882312
cor

*BOOM*

Alcohol free? Not for me.

>>73882378
you're a disgusting human being

all that I have in my fridge is cheese, milk, butter and beer

>>73882375
thats how the real world is supposed to be
our current view is blocked by the fact that every one is born with a shut third eye

>>73882314
OH /brit/! HE'S DONE YOU AGAIN MATE!

>>73882221
>my cat would eat it if I farted on the tin and left it behind a radiator for a week

Then why keep it in the fridge at all?

>you nonce
No you are

>>73882426
>french libcucks die
>EU dissolves
victimless crime

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>>73882398
What's wrong with this? My cat is smol and only likes half a tin at a time. Where else am I going to keep it when it's opened?

oi fridgelad can you explain the purpose of alcohol free beer to me

>hostile

hostille or hostisle?

i used to leave open cans in the fridge until my housemate started bitching about them now she makes me wrap the top in foil the silly cow
never knew that was a thing

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>libcucks

>>73882469
just stick the lid on top and whack it in the cupboard

post slags

>>73882469
>leaving open CAT FOOD in your fridge

you fucking racid animal

just leave it out on the side, or at LEAST cover it

mate cats eat grotty mice and birds no qualms, didn't realise yours was fucking royalty

>>73882469
keep it in an airtight container or just buy smaller packets you mong

that is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life

>>73882099
You're horny I suppose, what do you want?

>>73882004
It sounds like a lot of your examples are about avoidance. You might feel as though you're not solving life's problems correctly, or that you don't handle confrontation correctly. This might create feelings of instability as you struggle to find a comfortable and secure position.

there is literally nothing wrong with cat food en fridge wtf it keeps it good for longer

>>73882476
I'm trying to cut down on how much booze I drink and non-alcoholic beer helps

>>73882438
Alright, so if you came round my place and I cooked a meal would you refuse to eat it? Or comment on my fridge?

Because no one has ever done that.

>>73882491
hostisle you fucking yank

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>>73882503

motion to remove 'fridgelads' "lad" status and instead refer to him as 'fridgefreak'

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kek had some proper banta over the last scottish indyref

>he doesn't refigerate his cat

>>73882539
just stop drinking beer lmao

hahahahaha what are you actual child molesters on about
are you scared your fridge will be contaminated with e.coli if you dont vacuum seal your jellied rabbit gonads

>>73882544
>and I cooked a meal would you refuse to eat it?

if I'd seen the state of your fridge then yes

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>>73882403
I wouldn't think too hard about that one

>>73882544
If i looked at the state of your fridge before I ate your meal yeah but generally if I just went up and opened your fridge and started rooting through your food that would be seen as a bit rude

introducing the lads at /fug/ to bollockposting

>leave cat food out of the fridge for hours to go warm and stink up the cupboard and maybe make my previous kot sick
Shan't be doing this

>>73882599
no, but it will make everything smell like cat food

love making cat noises *meeooooowwww* haha

very important psot reply imediately

>>73882599
shut up bucks

>>73882629
just put it in an airtight container what's so hard about that

it's just gonna stink up your fridge like that anyway

>>73882651
Yes

Need these anti-fridgelad lads to post their own fridges.

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is there an updated one this ones quite outdated

>>73882651
ok

might go and batter my router for not working properly, would teach it a lesson

>>73882603
>>73882624
And how often are you invited round to people's houses for dinner? Your mum's place doesn't count.

>>73882643
*kills you and sells your flesh to the Chinese restraunt*

*uses the money to lobby for more Chinese immigration?

>>73882705
none of your business

>>73882672
>>73882696
thank you you are both true human beings

if the cat food leaked in the fridge that would be a real CATastrophe

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>what do you mean? where else am I going to put the cat food?

>>73882662
ah yes, gushers and starbursts
how romantic

>>73882643
*kills you and sells your flesh to the Chinese restraunt*

*uses the money to lobby for more Chinese immigration?*

>>73882635
can assure you it doesnt

>>73882667
if you're not with me then you're my enemy

>>73882643
great post
set me a (thou) please my china ive gotta bed myself but i cant stop posting

marion marechal le pen got a cracking arse
would love to see 15 black niggers ravage it

>>73882696
Outdated in what sensé?

>>73882705
does your mum's place count?

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>>73882696

what is this gimmick called?

>>73882790
Yes, I would count that.

*doesn't give a (you) to the sheep shagger*
haha die you fucking worm

>>73882635
Not true

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@712
@760
what the actual FUCK are you doing

>>73882772
here is youre (You) and here is a cat image

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After watching the Reboot I decided to watch the Original Ring because I didn't remember it very well.

It's not very great either. Not much scares, sort of slow paced for a horror/thriller. Let this be a lesson lads that some things are best kept in memory.

vaginas

they've all got one

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NEW POLL IS OUT!

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 49% (+5)
LAB: 23% (-2)
LDEM: 13% (+1)
UKIP: 6% (-4)

(via YouGov / 19 - 21 Apr)

https://twitter.com/britainelects

*buys a bag of coal and burns it in the chimney*

Haha time to dispute these spurious articles

>>73882867
the electorate don't know what they want nor what's best for them

hate how the internet goes slow when you're uploading a video

>>73882772
i'll put you in a fucking bed 6 feet under in a minute

>>73882867
JESUS CHRIST

>>73882846
Dark Water is the only one of those jap horror films that holds up.

>>73882798
post more of these

do you have the cyberpunk one lmao

>>73882867
They're going to break 50% aren't they?

>>73882867
the electorate dont know what i want or whats best for me

>>73882867
>Lib Dems up over 8%

THE SURGE

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>>73882780
Any footage other than the first few seconds of this video?

https://youtu.be/pp65uRk5DHE

*lets out a trump*

oops sorry lads

>>73882846
just had a hair cut and now it looks a bit that way inclined but not as severe

I wonder how much media bias affects election outcomes

>>73882907
please! i cant...stop.....toasting......in this..........epic.......................bread

>>73882867
YELLOW SURGE

>>73882952
exquisite post

JOHN?

honestly if you think sticking an uncovered can of cat food in your fridge is acceptable you are a grade A runt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIjXVdLCQGo

I'm possessed by evil demons that torture me while I'm sleeping
I keep dreaming of death and I'm hearing people screaming
The devil's spirit's trapped inside me and I want it out
I'm on the couch bleeding to death in a haunted house
With both of my wrists slit, I'm lifted up in the air
And suspended in animation like someone's holding me there

>>73882867
Love how everyone believes the polls now

>>73882977
*atomises your entire ribcage in under a nanosecond*

bloody warned you didn't I

go to bed

>>73882867
Absolute state of UKIP

I don't give a fuck about best before dates either.

If it smells ok I'll eat it.

>>73882951
do not find this woman attractive in the slightest desu

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I umm...live here. What other answer do they expect me to give?

going to do a self sex

(a wank)

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Nah don't go to bed

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Wtf I love Putin now

could easily obliterate a hippo

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>>73882933
dunno mate post this in /baltausnz/

>>73883104
nonce

I judge all leaders as to whether they could host a good barbeque or not.

>>73883045
thats a valuable lesson father taught me

>>73883017
ahhhh yes thats it same time tomorrow please except 4 hours earlier ta

081
fool me once shame on you

>>73883064
haha nice! #gotem!

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best one

>>73883119
despise these runts

>>73883169
Not my proudest fap.

I have bow legs which means my legs always look stupidly shaped and I can never wear shorts in my life

>>73883104
the utter state of russian housing

Doing a bored

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The party activist gfs.

>>73882867
LIBDEM SURGE

imAHJUN mUY shAWk

CANNOT STOP POSTING

>>73883208
VINTAGE mick

>>73883159
lamo no youre mistaken this time its actually him

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what the fuck are they called

is there a tracking device in cars so when its reported stolen the police or anyone is able to track it?

>>73883264
No

You can fit one and get a membership for about £600 + a fee per month

the state of my 'net 'nection right now

>>73883253
5 year old lad stereotype

>>73883251
dont believe you
will need proof in the form of errr dont know how to end this post did you know its 4am?

>>73882924
i put it to you, sir, that pokemon series 1, episode 22 (the one where Ash gets BTFO by sabrina the psychic pokemon master) is STILL spooky as fuuuuck

>>73883264
not on the vast majority of cars, you can get one though

>>73883264
Not automatically unless it's a really new model and it had it advertised. It's something you'd have to advertise yourself.

just found out ive been dead for 5 years 10 minutes ago

haha what am i like

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want a latex girlfriend
no not a girlfriend made of latex silly x

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>>73883253
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-wish-i-was-at-home

>>73883347
> something you'd have to advertise yourself

What

>>73883304
>>73883327
good

>>73883347
*install

Not advertise. Don't even know where that came from.

>>73883315
I'm too old to have watched Pokemon, sorry.

>>73883264
Depends on the car. If it's expensive and new or a company car or rental it might have.

Getting some coke and weed going to be fun hitting the town
later nerds

just found out im gay lads

>paying money to be tracked by the government
ah yes

imagine my socks

>>73883371
t. Algerian

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>>73883371

>>73883304
>£600 + a fee per month
wot, you could do the same thing yourself for about 20-30 quid.

>>73883371
hmmmmmmmmmm

>>73883418
>wot, you could do the same thing yourself for about 20-30 quid.
How?

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"Convicted racist"

*inhales*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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yanks allowed?

>>73883314
your being rude to youre guest sent it a whatsap 10 mins ago saying bukcs is in thread

>>73883371
err.. carjacking is a crime mohamed

>>73883393
refuse to believe someone can post on /brit/ and be too old to have watched pokemon

*plays an A note*
FUCK mainstream losers who copy other people
*doesn't play any notes*
yeah this beat is sick

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>>73883314
Only I know how to photoshop this good and fast

>>73883459
only during day /brit/

business idea: its like my internet connection, but instead of slow its fast

>>73883452
any off the shelf gps tracker, if your car goes missing you find it with your computer.

>>73883393
must be in your mid 30s? 30 at the YOUNGEST

ky my precious metal i will not bespurn you again but i also wont give you a (you) because i cba scrolling up
i hope you are well

>>73883500
ah thats it thats it thats it thats it thats it thats just it
i hope you are well and how is herts and what are you up to

*masturbates to your leaked nudes*

What, your nudes weren't leaked?

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/apr/21/britain-set-for-first-coal-free-day-since-the-industrial-revolution

>Britain set for first coal-free day since Industrial Revolution

>>73883535
I had finished school by the time it became popular the first time around. I assume that's when the TV show was first on.

>>73883590
Wales btfo

>7% of UK electricity comes from France and Netherlands

farting

might burn some coal

found another piece of bone in my corned beef

Very sad!

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>>73883590
>meanwhile in Asia 200+ coal power plants are under construction.
take that global warming

wish we could have a coal free gene pool

who /thicc/ here?

and I don't mean attracted to thicc women, I mean are thicc themselves

business idea: build a coal power plant

wish i could die like james dean

Government idea: send unemployed ex-miners to Asia to work in the coal mines there

>>73883719
Dead?

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haven't told the gf I'm leaving in 2 months to go to uni on the other side of the country

josy free geen pol

business idea: be kid rock

business idea: charge frogs large amounts of cash to crash their cars

>>73883736
so like what, a 3 hour drive?

abolish australia

>>73883736
So like an hour away by train? Woaahh mate it's the end of the world

business idea: enslave the french

no such thing as a free gene pool with me in it

>>73883789
1 hour flight or 10 hour train

>>73883736
>gf
>uni

fuck off underage runt normie

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Thoughts?

Finding it more and more difficult to imagine having sex, even having had it previously.

Edinburgh to london took me about 19 hours to drive

business idea: grovel for the british. also abolish australia

Edinburgh to london took me about 72 hours to cycle

How many gfs you got atm lads? always good to have 3 or 4 on the go

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>>73883559
Only speak to Herts when a knew Kyary single comes out these days to talk about how Nakata is ruining her career. Not sure what he's up to.

I work at the MOD now so you had best be fucking careful you Maori waster.

>>73883816
Edinburgh?

>>73883820
me on the right, the product of my mother banging her brother

need to figure out the right amount to drink so that I can be a little pissed all day without getting a headache

>>73883830
same

think my virginity is growing back

only wear baggies
cant believe skinny fit wearing nonces

>>73883868
Been eating all the pies eh lad

business idea: annex australia

i miss pussy really bad, if i'm being perfectly honest. anyone else get mega horny when they're hungover?

>>73883816
Crikey that's like Dundee to Cornwall init?

Name one good black African country

>Fashwave got banned from Youtube in Germany whilst I was on holiday

Absolutely fucking FUMING

When people call Trump a fascist I always cringe because there are people living under legitimate dictatorships in other parts of the world. It's just soooo bougie, latte-sipping, college student, self-regarding cringe.
"Trump is a fascist and the people need to rise up!"
Sent from my iPhone

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>>73883952
Fascist scum btfo

business idea: nuke france

>>73883946
france

>>73883952
it doesnt even sound good

>>73883940
Dehydration raises your blood pressure, causing erections. Your mind interprets the erection to mean there's a chance for sex and stimulates arousal, making you feel horny.

But you're not

>>73883941
near enough that

>>73883962
dae all the stupid millenials drink lattes and use iphones

>>73883999
>good

>>73883946
botswana is alright https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mq_pKoEdOw

also so is zambia desu, and even gabon. ghana aint too bad either

>"I'm sick of voting"

why are old people such lazy fucks? it really isn't that much effort to walk to a polling booth, write a couple of ticks on a paper and go home

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>>73883999
woah
if I hadn't heard this a trillion times on /int/ I probably would have had an extremely mild chuckle

>>73884001
Ah yes the ol' opinion

how do I get a yank passport

>>73883916
your mum wears ballbaggies in her mouth

>>73883820
inferior to the toothy lad from essex if you ask me

>>73883879
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haha triangulating missiles and that is it? no more er whatever you were doing before then ye? werent you a NEAT like 3 motnhs ago? who is nakata and whats hezehyseytheyse doing to kazzas (((career)))? for whom are you voting in june? ive so many q's and not enough p's

>>73884019
I'm beginning to see the problem, best of luck with breaking the news.

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>>73884035
>dae

>>73884005
reckon youre on to something there if im honest

if you're not having at least 3 kids, you can't complain about immigration

>>73884005
ah yes, all those blokes out in the desert spaffing over each other

>>73884071
ur nans in her final stage of lung cancer FUCK UP

>>73884059
>>73884059
you're welcome

>>73884119
the so called gf

>>73883736
she'll cheat on you anyway

>>73884112
Yeah have you never seen Lawrence of Arabia? Literally one long gay orgy.

business idea: barclays bikes

>>73884044
AIDS
POVERTY
POVERTY
CRAZY CHRISTIANS

Every African country has its own problem, some like Somalia have a mixture of problems.
I'm not asking for perfection but they have enough problems to make them uninhabitable for someone used to first world standards.

unironically give me gaborone over london any day

>>73884112
Islam is full of secret homosexuality in the middle east actually

its getting over-exited

>>73884101
why not?

>>73884101
>all the jobs are being lost
>not enough for the next generation
>help out by not having any
>somehow this means we need to import more to do the jobs that don't exist anymore

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hmmm only a 17 hour drive, will have to stretch it out and visit loads of locations, will probably also take the coastal road route for maximum scenery

>>73883784

TURBONONCE

>>73884149
>>73884161
ah yes, because they exhibit the same symptoms as dehydration
absolute state

>>73884191
Walk the PCT

Weekend /brit/ is now in effect

Acceptable topics of discussion:
>Social plans
>Girls you're shagging
>Drugs you're taking over the next 48 hours

Don't intend to live past my 20s tbqh

>>73884161
homosexuality in north africa and the middle east has nothing to do with islam really its just thats its impossible to have a shag since theyre utter prudes so men shag each other to empty their balls

>>73884191
That's driving nonstop in ideal conditions with no stopping. You can make this last two weeks, I've done it by motorbike.

>>73884229
None
Nada
Zilch

where my normie crew at

>>73884180
the only reason we have so many immigrants is because of declining white (native) fertility rates
>>73884185
too many people aren't having enough kids and the current systems aren't sustainable with just native white birth rates alone

>>73884229
fuck off

*pushes you into a vat of lard*

>>73884252
really lad?

where did you go? any recommendations?

It's crazy to think that ancient Afro-nauts were exploring space and living on Mars with Ray guns while we were living win caves with Socrates and all them other Greek homos

>>73884229
might go to the pub for my birthday

>>73884270
mate automation is destroying th amount of work available

importing darkies isn't going to stop that you idiot

I do sometimes wonder if I passed a /brit/ user on the street without knowing it

>>73884229
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diversity is our strength

>>73884266
reddit

>>73884314
your posts are so shit mate

Where do the runtoids go when weekend /brit/ kicks in?

R9K?

>>73884313
automation isn't destroying jobs at the rate people claim it will

Having sex tonight

What about you?

>>73884229
Had a big one last weekend so little in the way of social but I will hit the gym and play 7 a side. Fucking the gf of 3 years, and will be on the grass at the very least. Probably sneak a bit of coke in there and maybe some md if the reliable guy is about. Will finish the night off with sleeping tablets like i always do

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>>73884270
There's so many things wrong with that argument I don't know where to begin. I just hope there's enough brown people to go around for all these countries.

>>73884073
I'm the caretaker but sometimes they let me play on the tanks. Was neeto for a year after uni, started this job in October.

Nakata is Kyary's producer, he's doing this: https://youtu.be/AJYVxzpXunk to her career (writing shit songs, me on the left).

Voting for are Corbs because I'm not a bloody racist.

You're spending all day scissoring and getting face tattoos so don't worry about catching me up I already know.

>>73884270
yeah nah bullshit
the only reason we have so many immigrants is that we're letting 'em in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i2Kn-EXh_A

are super furry animals, dare i say it, elite?

>>73884358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WVH8FxfMVg

>>73884287
Bring wet weather gear, avoid San Francisco and LA apart from a drive through. The latter is cool at night but it's shite otherwise. All the best stops are the lesser known places. Monterey was very nice.

reckon all the polacks coming here and stealing the jobs of french bricklayers and doing it for cheap should fuck off back to poland. not racist

>>73884385
Easter?

>>73883934
>no audio
Why even bother posting it

>>73884424
alri small town lad

>He isn't spending cosy night in with the gf with a takeaway and films

How is your life so shit, it couldn't be easier to get a gf

>>73884348
so rude

fuck off dormers you little scrote

>>73884491
Personally, I blame the immigrants

>>73884447
Students use the 'well if they are taking your jobs you mustn't be very good!' argument. It's fucking retarded. These lads are willing to work illegally long hours for illegally low pay and get it all in cash so the bossman doesn't have to pay tax. They're happy on a tenner a day because they're on the dole anyway

They also do an awful job

>>73884491
because I don't need a girlfriend for validation.

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Friday night essentials

got called a gay cunt on the bus today

>>73884375
you know what's mental about this?
If it wasn't for Africa (and perhaps India and Pakistan) - we'd probably have talks about depopulation.

The ""crisis"" in the west of a greying population would be a worldwide phenomenon.

Just because of one continent we have the opposite problem.

Really makes me think.

drunk 5 cans of beer last night. nothing heavy at all, was only 4% too, wasn't even drunk really. today I have had the most chronic hangover. puking, thudding headache. what the actual fuck, how? i've drunk almost a liter of spirits in a night and been fine the next day multiple times.

>>73884424
>the latter is cool at night

Save this one for a watch later:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4

>there are normies and deanos here right now who have never listened to in the aeroplane over the sea, not even once
sad!

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>it couldn't be easier to get a gf

>blaming immigrants for all of the problems rather than the government and business owners for letting it happen

>>73884370
This is a good post

>>73884554
doxxed
look in the reflection of the brandy bottle

>>73884554
reflection
you look like a runt

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>roleplay as a Rorke to get (you)s from Rasheeds
>roleplay as a Rasheed to get (you)s from Rorkes

Who else here/DevilishCentrist/?

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>Calls to introduce a new law banning companies from telling women to wear high heels at work have been rejected by the government.

BTFO

>>73884550
>m'lady

You get all the validation you need from custard creams and bourbons

>>73884609
me

>>73884229
1. wake up late (1pm approx), tell some young brown people about jesus, sit in with a box of wine and wittily riff on luke cage to the gfs presumed consternation
2. the gf but not this weekend
3. inordinate amounts of nicotine and alcohol

>>73884385
>Hello everybody. I am the Janitor.
nah but good on you pay must be splendid

shant be opening that but will put it on my mental "watch later" playlist dont you worry

good lad same

my next tattoo will be the swahili for "lion" going down the length of my axillary artery to immortalise my love for simba

>>73884603
so what does this guy like then

>>73884554
you look like a 16 year old scrawny chav

no offence

>>73884638
i get validation through my academic pursuits

>>73884609
>an anarchist egoist who disguises himself as a centrist
How typical!

http://reductress.com/post/how-to-impress-your-boyfriends-mother-when-his-cum-is-still-inside-you/

drinking some British* wine

*"Produced from imported grape juice"

>>73884607
>>73884608
>>73884668
don't care

>>73884595
This lol. The only reason there would be "talks of depopulation" like this guy said >>73884563 is because those billionaires could no longer be making €50 million a year. There's still hundreds of millions of pure blood Europeans, over a billion if you include those living in former colonies.

Greedy business owners need a billion laborers

>The Liberal Democrats claim to have raised more than twice as much as Labour from individual donors since a snap election was called.

>All parties have made cash appeals to supporters after Theresa May's surprise decision to hold an election on 8 June.

>The Lib Dems say they raised £500,000 in 48 hours.

Y E L L O W

S
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>>73884554
>*reflects towards you*

>Calls to introduce a new law banning companies from heeming runts at work have been rejected by the government.

>I get validation from my academic persuits

What a fucking loser

the STATE of people who spend their nights drinking alone

>>73884731
>>73884731
>>73884731

jesus CHRIST what is with that

thats queerest wine ive ever tasted, its tastes exactly the same as ribena cordial this is simply bizarre

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>>73884693

>>73884738
>>73884738

>>73884693
i predicted this months ago. i said if jexxa doesn't step down, lib dem will catch the fallout of labour voters who dont want a literal commie in charge

I spend my nights sober wishing I was drunk.

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>>73884266
Here lad haha did you hear about Smithster the absolute madman??

>>73884576
Bet it was yank beer. It's full of chemicals that ruin you the next day

Lefties are hilarious. In complete uproar about how the lib dems fucked them over and how we'll never forgive!! them and your man was just a pawn to Cameron yet here we are with the weak wristed students backing them yet again. Talk about cucked

>>73884664
Black men

>>73884663
You don't know runes there's no way you're going to remember that video title.

>>73884810
>ingredients
>Water
>Barley
>Malt
>Hops

it is cheap beer. not yank, english. it's from aldi, brewed in the UK. it's cheap cider that's full of chemicals. most cheap lagers ate just fermented very quickly, there's never any chemicals in them really. not even yank ones like budweiser.