/brit/

>>73877555
call this runt a cunt

gonna do a cide

fuck off poofters

saffiyah khan

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post inspo

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anime

>>73877587
this man is a nonce

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you wake up in stockport

XDDDDD I LINK TO POST THAT NOT HAPPEN YET xDDD

sqUEEALING HAHAH MY FACE WHEN I LINK POST *LAUGHGIN MONKEY.JPG* DOING A POOO LADS doin a POOOOOOOxDD

was looking to do computer science in uni but it looks too hard LOL x

>>73877580
fuck off you absolute fucking drip

Gimmicks I've invented:
did not read a word (and all variations thereof)
Hate xyz. Love pints (and all variations thereof)

>>73877593
What happened to the hat museum?

>>73877601
embarrassing post

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how long has this been a thing?

Same toxic posters, every day..

>>73877663

having a go

>>73877666

he's really been grinding my bollocks lads have word with him

Have the chance to a fuck a tranny who actually looks pretty convincing

Just not sure about what his/her vag will be like haha, I know she definitely had dick surgery which is a bit of a shame desu

Cheeky bastards linked the wrong thread fuck sake

>>73877601
fantastic post

>>73877659
Not true, I was busy yesterday and didn't post anything.

>>73877656
that google guesses the tags? dunno but it's annoying as shit

when girls on tinder don't have ig, I screenshot then reverse the images hoping to see if she's real or not, and it always just comes back "hair" or "pretty" and shit like that now

>>73877668
>fucking a post-op tranny
literally what is the point lad.

>>73877777
>>73877777

haha alri how do all those you's feel

>>73877709
probably still just fuck her up the arse desu

the idea of a fake vag is freaky

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>i enjoy future posting

>>73877721
way too early

So lads

I've got about 3 and half months of freedom between leaving my job and starting a PhD in October and I'm thinking of where to go on holiday. I've got about £10k in the bank

I was thinking of driving down the west coast of america, or south east asia and/or Australia for about a month

Australia is very far away and I'm a bit scared of asians so america sounds the most appealing but I've already been there a few times so feel i have to be a little bit more adventurous and go to Asia and Australia

Thoughts?

poo

check 'em

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needed a smart overcoat so i bought this Jeff Banks number. £250 down to £125. good find 2bh.

oh and fuck this guy >>73877790

>>73877776
you runt

>>73877777

>>73877776
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>73877774
walk the PCT

>>73877814
doing a poo and giving myself a (you)

What would anyone need an overcoat for?

>>73877780
you were going to try and get a get with 'check 'em'?

'check 'em'?????

>>73877774
>i'm scared of asians (real asians; not the pom definition of asian) but not blacks or hispanics

noggins in turbo mode

Doing a Watch of the New Ring

Have fond memories of the original

>>73877818
ye

>>73877774
how hard was PHD funding?

>>73877817
when you need an outdoor coat that is smart looking

future posting is the epitome of 9gag

>>73877814
Excellent post.

>>73877817
cold days

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>>73877814
nice

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>>73877552

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>>73877814

Can someone translate normie for me please?

I was talking to a girl on tinder and asked what she's looking for. She said "I'm just looking for someone to have a laugh with really"

What does it even mean?

>>73877944
She wants to fuck you with a strap on

>>73877944
she wants someone whos fun to be around but not be clingy?

>>73877944
sex

>>73877944
means she doesn't want to fuck you

>>73877856
I applied for a project listed on the university website so i didn't have to write a proposal or a request for a grant, I've got a funded scholarship from GSK

Walked past my old mate of 10+ years and his gf and didn't even say anything to them

>>73877944
means shes into humiliation

she wants to have a laugh at your small willy

>>73877944
>i'm pretending not to be a whore by pretending I care about personality when in reality I couldn't give a shit

Im going to meet someone for a quick chat if you're available

>>73877944
it's all patter
obviously she cant say that outright say she want to get dicked and nothing else

family are away for the weekend lads

gonna spend it eating takeaway food and playing victoria 2 naked

>>73877944
the fact that you need that "translated" means you're not for her

>>73877987
this post makes absolutely no sense

>>73878012
But I'm not even a virgin, I'm just not used to Tinder culture yet

>>73878001
you're a sociopath

>>73878007
>not getting a bird over

Noggins joggin

>>73877987
they didnt say anything to you either

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been doing DIY with my dad

how's your day lads?

Did you lads have penis inspection day at your school? My brother came home with a form for it today

>>73877985
wew la' nice one

any niggers in here

once met a lad who i liked in school
haha never mind because i will never tell him

Can someone translate mandarin for me please?

I was talking to a girl on tinder and asked what she's looking for. She said "清重庆重庆重庆重庆重庆重庆"

What does it even mean?

>>73878076
>school over easter

>>73878091
it means 'check these dubs'

>>73878059
eh?

>>73878091
chinese is a tonal language so its anyone's guess

>>73878098
boarding school

>>73878082
yeah, you

>>73878098
>doesn't know that staggered school holidays are a thing

http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1490862202229.jpg

what the fuck? everything is small except their dicks? reeeeeee

>>73878122
He's right

What a fucking stupid answer, shows (again) you've never as much as interacted with a female

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlSiXhPxwLc

reminder that 190 is a known nonce

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>6-foot m-master race
>m-manlet h-haha

theory: 190cm stands for 190 children molested

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187271329.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491187352278.webm

190 is on the sex register for fiddling with his niece

Reminder that this has been proven and if you speak to him you're speaking to a seasoned nonce

>>73878147
generally speaking their torsos are normal size its only the limbs that are shorter

http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1492462468879.jpg

fucks sake

>>73878091
it's gibberish. the repeated characters are a city name and the starting character means clear

>>73878214
:)

>>73878252
>implying i didn't just type ching chong ching chong ching chong into google translate

>>73878148
so you think womyn care about personality?

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hmm

>>73878148
obviously. he's the loser you see at clubs lurking at the fringe of the dance floor far too insecure to immerse himself in the fun times. but he also has an ironically huge ego so makes himself feel better about being a loser by dreaming up shit about him being a vastly intelligent independent alpha male who doesn't even need friends or women (despite being rebuffed every time he's attempted intimacy).

>>73878277
kek, the city is Chongqing

>>73878214
post this again, i dare you.

>>73878283
>stan

absolutely fucking crying of laughter as we speak. WAILING, i tell you.

What boards are on your custom board list lads?

For me

/int/
/pol/
/sp/
/tv/
/k/
/r9k/
/v/
/his/
/o/
/gif/
/wsg/
/lit/

>>73878136
oh fuck off

>>73878066
where do you think you are

>>73878279
What the fuck are you sperging about personality

It's on tinder, the girl said she's on there for a laugh. You've got serious issues

>surely there must be a deeper meaning behind this m'lady

seems appropriate that a known nonce wouldn't trust women's motives

Off work next week lads, what should I do?

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>stan

>>73878373
Have a big wank

>>73878325
/a/
/v/
/vg/
/ck/
/sp/
/tv/
/int/
/r9k/

only ever go on int, tv and ck too be hounest

>>73878337
this is why we fucking hate normies

you don't understand us and you never will, fucking off you normie cunt

>>73878388
poo in the shoe

why do the lib dems switch between pink, orange and yellow?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39665212

190 tonne, what city are you from?

>we hate normies

hmm nonces eh odd ones eh

business idea: use hatred of 190cm to fuel /brit2017election/ campaign and kick him out with all the other nonces after becoming PM

>>73878432
he's from the shanty town of swansea

>>73878388
>>73878323
don't underSTANd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DkuXBsHytE

100% certain jones won't overreact to this
https://www.wsj.com/articles/elon-musk-lays-out-plans-to-meld-brains-and-computers-1492738741

for FUCKS sake after gone down a rabbit hole and watching gay midget porn now after those pics haha

NOT how I imagined my friday afternoon going ahah (it's exactly how I imagined it going)

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>>73878405
Well no, but at least I know what I'm talking about

See, exhibit A

>>73878465
stan is the runt's netflix

>Macron is married to Brigitte Trogneux, who is 24 years older[76] than him and was his teacher in La Providence high school, Amiens.[77][78] The pair first met when he was a student in her class, aged 15, but were only officially a couple once he was 18.[79]

hmmm...

>>73878486
nonce bender

>>73878502
i have both

>>73878559
let me guess, you have presto too?

fuck off jordan knight, you're almost as bad as turtlemong

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DPoX3TLRdQ

>>73878405
not my fault you're a virgin

git gud

Hello how are you xx >>73878500

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190 got on my tits so now I'm gonna show you lads what it's like to be a Chad, tinder lad has returned

Newest message

>>73878583
i had presto but never used it before it closed
im not jordan knight

>>73878500
>look mummy a girl (of who is 5/10 at best) responded to my message on tinder
>i'm such a player mummy

grow up

>>73878283
Sicario is really good

>>73878552
milf hunter

>>73878619
>being that desperate to blow a guy
hate slags

Got bullied by children lads

>>73878619
dont care

just bullied this old runt with me mates

>>73878676
'nce

>>73878500
>swiping right to everyone to inflate your match numbers and paying to be shown first using boost

ah impressive

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAÀSSAASASßAÀÀQAAAAAAAAAAÀYAYYAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAAAAQAAAAAAAAÀASÀÀ

>>73878619
post your pic

>he has to prove to 4chan he has online girlfriends

sad

>>73878645
ive seen it
felt it didn't live up to the hype it got

>>73878619
which one is Eleanor

>>73878724
are you by any chance a bit jealous mate?

>>73878724
this

can't believe i'm actually agreeing with the resident runt on this one

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190s heart rate has gone up, posting faster, sweating profusely

>>73878619
>tinder lad has returned

Who? People have been posting their tinder conversations here since about 2013

hahaha 190 is furious

watching Louis Theroux: Louis and the Nazis

cannot imagine being good looking. unknown concept
>>73878760

>>73878760
>19%
get thee to a charger

>>73878791
ive seen it
felt it didn't live up to the hype it got

>>73878675
madonna whore complex methinks

is that lad really doing a rage over 190kg
state of you mate

lol 190kg is bitter as fuck. i remember when he kept banging on about girls and such which were clearly lies. now this guy appears who is actually truthful about his success with women and 190kg cant handle it. such a pathetic specimen.

>>73878801
>>73878760
samefag

>>73878804
it is charging mate, look at the lightning bolt symbol top right

>>73878760
can't imagine ever saying anything like this to a girl
might as well be a foreign language to me
just mad

>the lightning bolt symbol

>>73878808
mm very clever

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>not remembering what Tinderlad admitted he was a catfish

baka how fucking new are you lads

>>73878821
further proof that tripcunts are nothing more than posers and charlatans

>>73878760
>tfw someone actually wrote an article whining about that emoji
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/nov/24/tears-of-joy-emoji-worst-gloat-about-human-suffering

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h8 girls
bloody foreners

>>73878756
people on this board take themselves to seriously 2bh

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This was a good night 190

Bet you was at home stuffing your face with custard creams

MY NAME IS GAY
I AM GAY

had sex for the first time the other day. Definitely overrated. Just feels like a good wank X10 with someone you love.

>>73878875
once i almost got with a girl who was really hot but she got spooked last minute when she found out the facebook profile's just a throwaway and i don't use it. was so close. she probably had std's anyways cuz a hot girl who'd go on a date with me has to be loose

>>73878821
i've legit not spoke about females and banging them for like a year lad, I'm a different person now. I'm after the waifu/oneitus

>>73878903
peak guardian

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So I said to her "we can do whatever you want to do but I'm definitely fucking you."

>>73878903
>Your regular reminder that if you are about to moan about this being published, we publish about 600 articles a day, of which this is one, and you can find all the news is over here -> https://www.theguardian.com/uk

howling

>>73878914
do girls actually do this?

like wew, and when I mean girls I don't mean cretinous looking 4/10s but actual 8.5+

Off to the shop, anyone want anything?

>>73878996
>oh and by the way give us some money

>>73878946
How is that overrated?

Also, you can probably say all sex is a wank x anything. It definitely changes depending on lots of factors. Have had sex that was 100x better than wanking before, and sex that was probably just as good.

You might just need to shag a bit more lad.

>hasn't had sex that was 10000x as good as wanking

>>73878946
would rather a wank 2bh, at least my hand doesnt have STIs or can get pregnant

>>73879044
cornetto

>>73879101
the virgin post

>>73879101
> fat man reverts back to neet life after realising he'll never make it as a normie

Suns headline tomorrow

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STOP TALKING ABOUT SEX

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this thread

Things that trigger you on the 'chon

-When people intentionally ask stupid questions

>>73879028
yeah it's most likely fake, girls that are actually that sexually adventurous go on actual fetish sites rather than tinder

>>73879186
yea?

http://news.sky.com/story/today-is-britains-first-coal-free-day-since-industrial-revolution-10844972

interesting

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me on the right

>>73879053
Fair enough, it was my first time so it was still a bit awkward. you're probably right, but now I've got a gf I cna fuck as much as I want wahey
>>73879101
Fuck off you runt. Don't ever reply to my posts again.

love finding 'doras on /pol/

>>>/pol/122130113

absolute runthive that place
they'll taste the smoke soon

>>73879204
are NEETs the true ubermenschen?

>>73879229
not really

>>73879213
sah dude

>>73878914
>>73878760
>>73878619
what's your bio like?

I used to get loads of messages, now I get none and when I message a girl who actually looks decent, they always say they're so happy I actually messaged them, makes them seem a bit desperate so I don't bother

>>73879243
really dont like reddit flags

>>73879252
tbf sometimes i make overly melodramatic posts intentionally for the purpose of being 'dora'd , maybe that's what he's doing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEIUWZ8jXYY

business idea: Louis Theroux meets /pol/ users

>>73879314
/pol/ is simply not that self-aware

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What did they mean by this?

>>73879314
no one 'doras on /pol/ if yo do they just call you a cuck
you cuck

neet: oh im so sad *wanks to anime*
wagie: arr lovely day lets walk outside
neet: oh im SO sad
wagie: *fucks gf*
neet: im so sad that im going to post about being happy on 4chan
wagie: *hosts philosophical workplace debate*
neet: *transitions*
wagie: make dinner bitch girl
wagie gf: ok
neet: *wanks to anime again*
wagie: i want a better hjob
neet:dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBosAirL8ds

>>73879323
does anyone have the louis theroux visits 4chan post
would very much like to save it

>>73879243
Yeah it definitely gets better when you've fucked the same person for a month. You can start experimenting.
Have fun pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=708mjaHTwKc

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>>73879201
It's not fake, how can it be fake when I'm in a group chat lad.. Means I must be in that group with a mate. Unless I've joined an anonymous group of catfishes

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ah yes, a small autistic bunch of right-wingers are single-handedly changing America for the better. Love this gimmick.

Voting predictions for June

/brit/: Lib Dem
Brit/pol/: UKIP
/britfeel/: Labour

>>73879355
>>73879387
tunes

last girl I fucked came insanely early lads, not sure if I was on point or she was just a hair trigger hahahaha

neet:wanks to anime
wagie:drives to work
neet:sobs about no gf
wagie:still on way to work
neet:wanks to anime
wagie:almost at work
neet:eats breakfast
Wagie:arrives at work

afterwork drinks think starting at 6pm

should i go?

>>73879420
nah /britfeel/ will vote greens because of DUDE WEED LMAO

>>73879412
>can't just make two facebook accounts and have them as friends

words I hate:

>esoteric

>>73879450
FAIRLY sure wagie is on lunch by the time the neet wakes up

>>73879450
>wagie:drives to work
>neet:sobs about no gf
both me

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I miss how sex felt with my ex. It was different to having sex with a stranger or a fuckbuddy; it wasn't all adrenaline and excitement, it was familiar and comforting and loving, like we were connected spiritually.

GIVE ME LE FUCKING MULAN SAUCE MORTY
*redditor laughs then farts nervously*
ITS MY WHOLE FUCKING ARC BURP
*redditor masturbates furiously*
FUCK GOD BURP I NEED THAT SZECHUAN TERYIAKI DIPPING SAUCE M-MORTY
*redditor starts a petition*
97 MORE YEARS OF RICK AND MORTY BURP 9 MORE SEASONS RICK AND MORTY DOT COM
*redditor starts slamming hands on table*
WE NEED TO GO ON EVEN MORE ADVENTURES, THE DARKEST YEAR OF GETTING SCHWIFTY BUUUURP
*redditor burps immensely then dies from overweight*

>>73879412
>how can it be fake when I'm on the internet

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>>73879486
That's ridiculous mate, occums razor

>>73879420
shall be mailing my labour vote with great haste as a boon to my motherland

Watching the snooker, Ronnie O'Sullivan is the Sid Vicious of snooker

>>73879452
yeh

*dies from overweight*

>>73879419
*holds flash drive at arms length to your neck*
heh... I'd pipe down if I were you kid, unless you want to witness the power of 'weaponised autism'

>>73879541
alri

>>73879520
tbf it'd take legit like 5 minutes to do that

>>73879412
>desperate, absolutely DESPERATE, to prove it's not fake
hmm...

>>73879552
that reminds me
what happened to shia leaeaugfubabeajuuaoiryuf and his flag nonsense

Poo.
Willy.
Bum.

>>73879534
who's the nancy spungen

>>73879550
FOY

>>73879489
my vocabulary is quite esoteric, you wouldn't understand the word I have umbrage with

>occum's razor
>cum's razor
>cum razor

thanks for the new name for my black metal band

>>73879617
>have umbrage

>>73879520
You won't show us your profile, but you'll happily post your matches you boosted. Wonder why...

>>73879524
good lad

>>73879596
they found it again in liverpool and now he's in some secluded cabin in Finland doing some other thing

>>73879671
trolled

>Police have arrested a German-Russian citizen on Friday morning on suspicion of carrying out the attack on the Borussia Dortmund team bus last Tuesday, with prosecutors alleging that the bombing was motivated by financial greed.
what in the fuck

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>>73879685
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39592281

SCREAMING

>>73879606
all me

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bit harsh

>>73879705
>/pol/ was wrong YET again

The Green party is a fucking mess of hippies.

The fact that they support Greenpeace and don't condemn all the dodgy shit they do is proof enough of how retarded they are.

WOWWW WHAT IN THE FUUURRKKK BROOO WHAT THE FUCKKK DUDEEEEE THATS DOOPIN MENTAL

>>73879712
wtf I love jews now

>>73879712
>implying the kebab meat was halal

>>73879718
to be fair, who could have ever guessed that he was fucking trying to influence the stock market so he could make money on some put options he bought. this is fucking ridiculous. i've never heard of anything like this. 2017 is off to a great start, can't wait to see what's in store for the second half.

But the leaders of the free world
Are just little boys throwing stones
And it's easy to ignore
Till they're knocking on the door of your homes

>>73879759
there was another thing exactly like this in america just a few months ago

very funny watching these nazis trying to sore of hide their disgust at louis being a jew

Did a fart and it waftd up to my nose

Smelled quite poor to be honest!

>>73879814
he isn't even Jewish, he just didn't want to give Rorke the satisfaction

Goingbed Goodnite

>>73879711
what a great watch
hope they find the cabin

>>73879842
im assumed he was part-jewish but non-practicing

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Thinking about buying a pair of boat shoes to go with my jean shorts lads

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>>73879823

>>73879803
there was?

>>73879879
Please don't

now listen up
here's the story

>>73879879
nice trainers them shoes

*lunges towards you*

>>73878337
Nigger you are really clueless about female behaviour. Nothing she says has any meaning; they're just words she thinks she is supposed to say. If you want to learn anything about grills, watch the flame. It's all about their actions.

I imagine 190 is wanking himself into a coma right now, crying at the same time

A real life normie scared him off

>>73879898
yeah in atlanta i think

i read about it in money stuff

Should i do the garden

>>73879970
No, don't bother.

Fuckng hell lads started my course of citalopram and my willy has literally stopped working

Should I start lifting more now since I'll bulk up faster from no fap for the next 2 months?

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>>73879927
Easy now

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*luges towards you*

>>73880013
lovely to see such an extended family being so close

a

>>73879970
do up the 'ouse first lad. Always 'ouse then 'arden

why do white people call each other cucks all the time? is it like blacks calling each other nigga?

>>73880048
POP YOUR MONEY ON THA COUNTER

Only left the oven on for 3 (THREE) hours by mistake. My kitchen is roasting haha

>>73880034
something wrong with her vagina...

>>73880032
maybe they accidentally gave you clitalopram

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>>73880062
haha yo what up my cuck

>>73880062
never heard it used irl

smoking helps me study, am I the only one who feels this?

>>73879353
need to work on your formatting mate

waddup cucks
*cuck fists you*

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Enjoying a cuppa lads

>>73880062
It's a Yank thing.

>>73880045
quality post. best thing I've seeen so far.

190 trying to look cool by saying he smokes now he's exposed himself a perma virgin neet

i am assuming you're the smart kind of nerds
EH fifty fifty
fifty plus fifty equals a hundred! and that's what we're gonna do! 100 shots of beers, i got 10 more to go

>>73880086
Yeah I once left the oven on for 6 years

>>73880098

FUCK OFF

Going to call all brits "brizzies" from now on

>>73880086
Left the grill on all night when i was pissed once haha

ayyy

real cuck hours

smash that mf like button right now

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psycho tranny i shagged a year ago just came up at the top of my 'people you may know' on facebook

>>73880156
thats what people from bristol are called though

>>73880103
>chicago bulls
>chicago is one of the niggerest cities in america
just a coincidence?

>>73880176
pics

buy litecoin lads

Left the iron on when I went to work.

It just turned off. Must be some sort of safety feature I guess.

*sells litecoin*

>>73880218
>>73880218
>>73880218
>>73880218
>>73880218
>>73880218

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>The same people who found the location of an ISIS training camp from a pile of dirt and the shadow of an abandoned building
got to give /pol/ some credit 2bh

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>>73880133
Jesus christ. This shit and other trash online articles are why I can never take the guardian seriously even though I'm a lefty.

>>73880179

hmm will have to reevaluate my gimmick then

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>>73879712
ABSOLUTE patter

>>73880251
fake news

take a load off fannie
take a load
for free
take a load off fannie
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
you put the load right on me