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twink edition
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anime
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janny won't be happy, oh no, not whatsoever
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got called a nonce enabler in TK Maxx earlier
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>>73874728
reported for being early
cunt
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excellent edish'
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>>73874721
we have them and plenty of people still call them 'poundshops' despite pound not being in use here anymore
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>>73874724
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Don't have any gay pics on the main pc, but here's the sunset on mars.
Amazing, don't you think.
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>>73874777
lanky cunt
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saved this from a /brit/ thread 4 years ago
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WISH THE QUEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU CUNTS
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>>73874777
Ah yes, /v/.
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>>73874824
not really. every planet has a sunset.
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>>73874781
sure you wouldn't if they gave you even the slightest bit of attention
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>>73874775
there's no rule that says you have to wait until the last thread is on a certain page before posting a new. There IS a rule against announcing a report however...
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this triggers the gimp
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>>73874843
Huh, didn't even know.
Better call my Romanian parents to tell them the good news (King Carol is related to her).
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Isn't it mad that email has survived the various evolutions of the internet
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>>73874876
Jannie doesn't play by the rules.
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>>73874824
wow what a runt i bet our sun could beat up their sun
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>>73874876
reported
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>>73874890
the state of that neck
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>>73874876
SICK 'EM JANNY GO BOY GET HIM GET HIM GO
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>>73874904
thats the moon
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>>73874917
reported for announcing a report
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>>73874876
yeah but this a blue board and I wouldnt have reported this nsfw material if you'd just waited instead of being an impatient cunt
im phoneposting on mobile internet anyway ao janny cant ban me
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>>73874904
if that happened and I was there I would shout "go on sun!" haha
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>>73874899
it hasn't really though, most messaging services have rendered it nothing more than a file transfer system
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>>73874860
What's amazing is that there's images of it. Goddammit. This is why we'll never go to space.
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>>73874867
well obviously i dont know them but they seem like the kind of women who depend entirely on their looks but inside is fucking empty of any substance be it intellectual or personality. that isn't my speed mate. cant abide vanity like that 2bh.
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working on my weebl and bob backlog
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Gf just constantly wastes any disposable income on absolute shite that "will look good in instagram photos" that will be put in a box full of other shite in a month or two

Just makes me realise how superficial women really are
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business idea: raise taxes on the poor and cut them on the rich
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>>73874969
>Goddammit
FOY
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>>73874932
reported for announcing a report
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>>73874990
get on gumtree and make some profit lad
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>>73874933
Report away, I guarantee the doorkeep won't do a thing.
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>>73874969
far more interesting things out there aside from sunsets mate.
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>>73874938
t. has never worked a day in his life

I hope you're not the same aussie who thought zip bras didn't exist from the last thread
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>>73874571

Business idea: Legalize all drugs but only with proper harm reduction, education and safety measures in place. It should be your own choice but it should be an informed one.

Not sure how realistic it is to provide scientific education & advocate harm reduction with all the disinformation spread by the government, alcohol & tobacco industries, etc. but I think it would be better than decriminalization of all drugs because customers would still have to rely on drug dealers many of whom don't know or care about the quality of their products, and some of whom sell to minors.
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Gosh darnit! What in tarnations!?
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>>73874971
you're big talk now but i reckon you'd convince yourself they did have a great personality anyway
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business idea: steal from the poor to give to the rich
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>>73874990
the problem is once girls become teenagers they become literal drones that care way to much about what others think. Half dont seem to grow out of that
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>>73875046
invest in uber
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>>73875057
yes it does thats part of the definition of a planet
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>>73874843
die bitch
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>>73874938
Eh, do you really think conversation is what people use email for?
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>>73875021
Of course there are, but can you put a price on the romanticism of going beyond Earth? I can't even fathom a multiverse, whatever that is, because it seems to diminish everything worth living for.
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>>73875057
every planet has a sun
not every sun has a planet
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>>73875022
OI!!! JANNY!!!
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>>73875026
proudly
and im not
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>>73874843
die bitch
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>>73875076
its what they did and why i said it hasn't completely survived
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>>73875135
>that pic
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>>73875022
very thin willy
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>>73875096
excellent post

big fan of australians
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>>73875074
>>73875135
'sheeds
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>>73875035
if they were willing to do all the work and give me a free shag then yeh of course i'd go for it but i would not spend any effort into trying to seduce them. that would obviously never happen as they're used to idiot blokes falling over themselves in droves for what is essentially a mannequin. nah mate. just not for me.
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business idea : sell /brit/
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>>73875027
decriminalisation means fuck all if prices stay similar to black market rates. the only allure the government has is tax associated with selling that shit, meaning it's probable that the pharmacy price of heroin will be as much as street heroin, or street heroin may be cheaper for less quality.

the decriminalisation of drugs is far more complicated than the dude weed lmaos make it out to be.
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>>73875135
delete this
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why does all continental pop music literally sound the same
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business idea: deliver timeless australian /brit/ posts
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>>73875172
business idea:
Conquer south east asia for the emperor
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>>73875168
oops, I meant to hat the other guy, what with the pic of a fedora wearing brony and all.

I APOLOGISE MA'AM, I FORGOT THE ALL IMPORTANT MEME ARROW
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>>73875167
rogue planets dont count.
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>>73875170
don't even know why you're telling me all this when my original post was about pathetic guys like me
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>>73875135
>that groom
>with THAT BRIDE?!?!
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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>>73875240
maybe it will wake you up and then the power dynamic i described will end forever.
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>>73875264
ugly men marry above themselves way more often than women lad
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Im gay ama.
Going outside for a ciggie, brb.
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benis in bagina
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>>73875175

decriminalisation of drugs doesn't mean it's legal to sell it, when people talk about decriminalisation of drugs it usually means that drug addiction isn't recognized as a crime, and nor is the possession of small amounts of drugs for personal use.
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I'm bi, AMA.
I don't smoke because I'm not a disgusting subhuman.
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Good morning, lads.
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>>73875280
id rather be a slave to a pretty girl then have a mutually caring one with an ugly girl not that either are an option for me
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>>73875148
no it wasn't, the hint is in the name

message boards were around at the time of email ffs
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i have no gf, AMA
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I remember when we were younger we used to call everyone faggots and gay and it was always undoubtedly a bad thing.
what the fuck has happened that now you can't even insult trans peope without having people lose the plot
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>>73875336
BENIS IN BUMHOLE!!!!
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>>73875373
alri spiclad
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>>73875367
>bi
>not a disgusting subhuman

ummm..
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>>73875399
you don't have conversations with people you know over message boards
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>guitar selfie selfie
haha
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>>73875404
fuck off grandad
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>>73875410
problem?
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>>73875437
New guitar looks expensive
How'd he get the money for it?
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>>73875479
he has a trust fund which he uses to pay for everything
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>>73875437
what is tim up to now? haven't watched him since he moved house and stop wandering around

is he back to wandering around?
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>>73875427
People used to talk on the phone.

Mental to think about it now desu.
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>>73875444
child
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LOVE wanking

HATE sex
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>>73875364
then literally what is the point?

there's absolutely no point decriminalising drugs like fucking meth, heroin and crack if the government has absolutely nothing to gain. if anything, the government has more to lose given the fact that crime rates following addiction rates not rates of recognition of addiction by arrest. it basically means the government has no way to track addicts based upon their crimes until their methed up fuckwit arse is bashing some poor bastard for $15.

decriminalisation has minimal advantages aside from dudeeeee dont hate me cuz i do drugs lmao. i want the police to be able to track fucked up methheads based upon where theyre arrested.
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>have two beers
>get hangover
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i have a trust fund but its only worth like 200k at best thats not enough to do nothing with
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>child
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>>73875562
Never happened.
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We gay are a mutation. It is up to socities to accept it or not. All my class mates were lovely towards it.
Left-handedness is also a mutation.
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>>73875562
gonna let you in on a secret, big lad
neck one of these bad boys before beddie-bys and you'll be sorted
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>>73875628
me on the table
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me and the gf
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>>73875628
me on the left
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>>73875628
bit gay
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still having the gin and tonic
gotta tell you the irish lad is spot on
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>>73875649
good lad

rehydration salts + berocca + soluble aspirin in a litre of water is the go to remedy. has to be taken before bed though.
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>its no 2017
christ
when the fuck did that happen
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>got back into tabletop roleplaying games

Embracing my virginity lads. At least I look and act normie enough.
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>>73875628
hate it when girls cut their hair short like that
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*makes you wear a dunce cap and sit in the corner for the rest of the thread*
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>>73875734
its nearly MAY 2017
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>>73875745
was going to go to bed anyway
*fucks off*
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glad when the Australians go to bed, they ruin the thread.
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Yeah, just take all this shit and drink a ton of water before going to bed.

You're sure to remember to do that when you roll in barely able to stand and collapse into bed with your shoes on.
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>>73875797
fuck off
thread is ruined by the normies who come on in the evening
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>when the Australians go to bed, they ruin the thread.
VERY true
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>tabletop roleplaying games
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>>73875830
them Australians are normie, you are correct however, the evening normies are far more cancerous.
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would would you do if you were a literal billionaire?

i'd spend every waking moment on 4chan and drink a whole bottle of wild turkey every day
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*tries to leave /brit/*
*gets stuck in the door*
gy-guy,s..,
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>>73875726
how do you not piss up a storm in bed after drinking a litre while pissed?
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>>73875812
I feel absolutely rotten if I go straight to sleep after getting in, room starts spinning and it always makes me vom
might as well use the "cool down" time to sort myself out for the morning
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>>73875812
you must be a literal mongoloid on the piss. i've staggered home in absolute dire states and still remembered to do it.
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As a Romanian 10 year visa holder to the US, it's silly.
Mexican border agent was literally asking me why I'm here.
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sosig sarnie for lunch
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>>73875742
Never saw the appeal there desu. It's like action posting in /brit/ but more autism and in real life so you can smell the other people.
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>>73875628
looks like thatd be pretty uncomfortable and dangerous desu
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>>73875868
spruce up every single arcade in grimsby
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>>73875868
>buy essential things for my siblings and mother so they don't have to work jobs they don't want to anymore
>hire instagram models and porn stars to fly out to me
>build a top class home theatre
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How do I top up the coolant in my car? Do I need to replace it or can I just add more?
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post qi kinos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow1nHW4j_8o
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>>73875876
dunno, just end up passing out and waking up like 6 or 7 hours later with a bladder the size of my head haha.

if you've had water throughout the night then you can gun less of it but a litre is when you've had none and know you're fucked without it
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>>73875907
>Never saw the appeal there desu
some people do so no one cares what you think
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>>73875950
Don't reply then.
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>>73875869
"Alright lets lock up and head out"
*turns off lights*
"Are we forgetting someone?"
Erm... nope, cant think of anyone
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>>73875907
There's no limits and it never gets boring, better than any game, boardgame, film etc. It's great fun.

It sounds autistic but that depends on the players on how they play.
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>>73875935
add more. make sure its the right type though
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>>73875868
just travel non stop and have a nice house on the beach so i could have a surf and hang out when at home

wouldn't work a fucking day in my life
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>>73875890
we voted leave get out
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just had an epileptic seizure
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imagine being NOT GAY
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>>73876021
How does that apply to 'permanent residents'?
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>>73875879
If I've drunk enough to need to do any of that there's very little chance I will remember getting home. Whatever I do will be on the ol' autopilot.
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>>73875977
wew
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>>73876079
not gay is the new gay
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492309622359.webm

gf just sent me this
hope she gets beheaded
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>>73876137
hate it when girls cut their hair short like that
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me and the lads
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>>73875984
I prefer something where you're competing against the other people, like a board game.
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>>73875868
Invest
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josy is a lesben
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STOP posting gay porn please
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still very much attracted to lads, like arms, legs, body, hnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>73876256
don't worry, the trannie poster will be here any minute
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homosexuality is a fetish
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really don't like people who use reddit flags.
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>>73876100
just leave it on your desk and you'll do it
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going to play a video game
or video art as i like to call them
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>>73876281
yes, but is that wrong?
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>>73876285
do you like me
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>>73876278
those trannies are absolutely rotten looking
i never even open them but it still makes me grimace
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>>73876285
using a trip is worse
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>>73876189
Fair enough, I find board games have fuck all depth and don't really interest me.

You can still get tabletop rpgs that involve fucking over the other players mind you.
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>>73876313
fetishes can be cured
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>>73876325
no it isn't, you can filter me easy.

reddit flaggers on respond to each other and alienate new people from /brit/ they're fucking aids
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>>73876313
yes
burn in hell homo
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*does a dance*
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>>73876327
>fuck all depth

Not sure what you mean by that.
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tony blair was a zionist shill planted to destroy the UK through mass immigration
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>>73876363
what about me
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>you can filter me easy.

correct. heres how to do it lads. i suggest everyone does it.
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NEED a link to thailads website NOW
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>>73875868
>make mine & gfs families rich and comfortable
>buy 4chan, sack janny, remove wordfilters, ban the name "moni" from /int/ and /r9k/, regularly fuck with /pol/, put "YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE" at the top of every anime board
>buy an island and have a castle built on it and live there in the winter
>buy a vintage mansion in the english countryside and have all property developers who consider building anything modern nearby assassinated
>hire some nerds to invest my money
>rig the us elections
>cancel the simpsons
>buy the rights to adapt tolkiens works and never do anything with them
>buy a lottery ticket every day
>dox lisicki
>hopefully afford chemotherapy for my liver
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>>73876419
Why don't you filter him then?
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>>73876427
goatse.cx
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>>73876449
he's an autistic wanker, there was a point about a year ago where he'd spam that png in every thread, even if I wasn't posting.

He doesn't actually want to filter me, he wants me to respond to him
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>>73876364
hell isn't real potato
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>>73876449
just doing my part. not everyone is selfish.
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>drink loads of water before going to bed
>hope that needing a piss will work like an alarm clock and wake me up early
>just piss the bed instead
Ah yes
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>fantasising about what you would do if you were rich

Is there anything more runtish?
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>>73875868
embroil >>73876441 in frivolous lawsuits so he cant afford to do anything in his list
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test
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>>73876441
>buy 4chan, sack janny, remove wordfilters, ban the name "moni" from /int/ and /r9k/, regularly fuck with /pol/, put "YOU ARE A PAEDOPHILE" at the top of every anime board
make this man the warlord
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>>73876499
done a few piss beds myself
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>>73876486
prove it
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NEED a legitimate link to thailads website NOW
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>>73876512
fantasising about what you would do on a middle class income
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>>73876512
whimpering in your sleep
*holds up finger and thumb very close to one another* literally this close to stomping the gfs perfect face in
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>>73876483
do you like me
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>>73876565
I talk in my sleep.

Used by VERY self-conscious about it but I just don't give a toss.
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>>73876499
>tfw have a memory foam matress so whenever i piss the bed the piss seeps into the material and is hard as fuck to clean and stinks

i just dont bother cleaning it anymore
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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beet

HAHAHAHA
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If being gay is wrong then why did God make willies so juicy and tempting?
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>>73876615
have a quiet word with yourself mate
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>>73876613
shall give her a toss right out the window if she carries on

>pissing the bed
didnt realise everyone here was literally 90 years old
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>>73876556
http://meatspin.fr/
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I really hope you're all joking about pissing the bed.
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>>73876642
ill
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Find it hard to understand why other people aren't as attractive as me
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>>73876556
thailad.zz.mu
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>>73876642
i literally saw that on reddit earlier
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once woke up after heavy drinking to find i had puked while i was asleep, but luckily i didnt choke on it
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I don't piss my bed per se, but I do like to empty my piss bottles into the mattress from time to time
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>>73876615
absolute state of your piss soaked life hahahahahaha
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>>73876670
virus do not click
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spilt water on my laptop and now the keyboard has gone mental

what an I supposed to do now? buy a new keyboard?
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>>73876647
because something went wrong with your development as a foetus so your brain is more feminine which in turn made you bent. also i imagine your parents had a part to play. sucks to be them.
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>>73876681
Now, I have done that.

Had to buy a new mattress.
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>>73876581

snib snib :D
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>whenever I piss the bed
Hmm
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>>73876395
>take a coin or a card on your turn!
>repeat until there's a winner

I dunno some of them I've played are too 'simple', there's tactics but the core gameplay isn't interesting enough for me to care.
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>pissing the bed frequently
think you freaks need to stop wanking so much. damaging your dick pipes.
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cannot fathom being in a fulfilling and wholesome relationship

all mine have pretty dreadful
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one got really really hammered and woke up the next morning to find a damp patch of carpet next to the wall

my theory is that I got up in the night, still comatose from alcohol, and pissed up against the wall thinking I was outside
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too autistic for normies
too normie for autists
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well i like me
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492730821584.webm
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have accidentally burst my colostomy bag a number of times by lying on it when im asleep lol
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>>73876804
youre alright
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>>73876766
Think there's a whole world of board games out there that you're unaware of desu.
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good for you
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>>73876757
>>73876714
more
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>>73876794
yeah I've done that, thought I was pissing in the toilet then realised I was like 90 degrees away from it facing the wall

funniest was when I wasn't feeling flash so I downed 2 litres of water at the bar then made myself projectile vomit all over one of the club toilets hahahahahahaha
>>
>>73876805
>those batshit crazy eyes
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>>73876766
so play more complex board games you weapon
>>
once i drank so much I got a bit of a headache and everything started spinning so I stopped and took some deep breaths, then I was ok
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>>73876796
I see this post everyday
>>
what's the best term for a stupid person lads?

quite like "melt" myself
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>>73876857
This always happens.

Trying to drink a load of water when you're pissed is an absolute meme.
>>
once i had two beers got a slight buzz from it but apart from that i was fine
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I was alright till they took me off my medication
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>>73876954
breadbin
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>>73876954
for me, it's pillock or spanner
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>>73876954
mong
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>>73876954
black person
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on the train
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>>73876794

once woke up in the morning, went to turn on my small plug-in radiator and it came on for about 20 second bfore the room was full of the stench of warm piss. pissed in the radiator
>>
business idea: my uni puts my fucking grades up already
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>>73876956
it's superb when you're looking to tac vom because there's so much fluid in your stomach you never dry retch or have those painful contractions where nothing comes out

highly recommend it
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>>73876989
this is good too

>>73876966
only sounds good to you mate

>>73876992
have a word with yourself

>>73876981
too childish
>>
>>73876954
dropkick
>>
*has a word with myself*
>>
>>73876938
I post it every day
>>
answer me>>73876709
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>>73877082
>mixing third and first person in the same sentence
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>>73877031
was it your stats ones lad
>>
>>73876954
berk
>>
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>tac vom
>>
wish i didn't just quit any time i encountered something difficult
>>
>>73877136
how do you not know what a tac vom is
>>
drop kicked my dog down the stairs

he cant walk now
>>
>>73877122
enjoying your first day on 4chan so far dickhead?
>>
Doing a tactical shite
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>>73876954
>quite like "melt" myself

"You're a melt."
"He's such a melt."

... This sounds kinda homo to me.
>>
*encounters something difficult*
*quits*
>>
*doesn't answer you*
>>
having a tactical wank lads
>>
>>73877161
No. It's shit.

What the fuck are you lads playing at here?
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>>73877122
>>
*mixes third and first person in the same sentence*
>>
>>73877158
I know what it is it's just such a teenager thing to say
>>
literally fap to this
>>
HOW DEAR YOU
>>
having a tactical wank while taking a guerrilla shite
>>
mixing third and first person in the same sentence
>>
Has /brit/ ever invented a good gimmick?

things like to be honest posting aren't gimmicks
>>
>>73877253
ahhh yes sorry I'll try to be more mature on an anime forum for ya mate
>>
*invents a good gimmick*
>>
>>73877279
your mum is a gimmick
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>>73877253
in what way
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>>73877279
>>
>>73877279
I'm the one who introduced the term 'gimmick'.

Wish I hadn't really.
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>>73877290
thank you
>>
>not saying chunder
losers
>>
>>73877279
I enjoy future posting

>>73877326
runt
>>
gimmick idea: replace the term 'gimmick' with 'schtick'
>>
Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexy boy
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>>73877327
>fucking up future posting
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>>73877327
Almost runted yourself there lad.
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>>73877327
>future posting
>quotes post in the past
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>>73877369
fuck off cunt
>>
>>73877327
holy shit..
>>
>>73877327
mugged yourself right off didn't you

stupid australian cunt
>>
>>73877372
>inb4 brrraaaap
>>
>>73877342
terrible shtick
>>
>>73877367
>>73877365
>>73877363
reeeeeeee I'm posting off my phone you melts

>>73877396
faggot
>>
>>73877384
fake
>>
>>73877279
i enjoy bollock posts
>>
>>73877444
this'll be a CORKER of a post lads absolute corker
>>
/brit/ has been awful this past week

levels of reddit and newshittery that I've never seen before
>>
future posting is only funny now and again and especially when it's not every other post in a thread

just kidding, it's never funny.
>>
>>73877411
it's unironically real, how else can I prove it?
>>
feet absolutely reek
>>
>>73877455
>>
>>73877384
:^)

keep an eye out for this post btw lads >>73877489

it's an absolute screamer, make sure you let him know with cheeky haha
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(emotionally) feel like shit but im not tired enough to go to sleep
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>>73877403
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*walks backwards, away from you*
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>>73877395
>>73877367
>>73877363
did you not see this? >>73877384
>>
>>73877437
this, probably the worst gimmick yet
>>
>>73877421
>>73877444

see I was right
>>
>>73877427
you're the newfag young bucko
>>
>>73877444
top post
>>
Quite fond of the pre-emptive fedora gimmick.
>>
>>73877497
fuck off
>>
>>73877477
what, the post he picked happened to be someone in this thread? who cares?
>>
>>73877489
hahahahahahaa great post!
>>
>>73877500
>>73877500
>>
>>73877510
the post he picked happened to be me when he was already replying to me you mong
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>>73877532
spooky

better call the ufo hunters mate
>>
>>73877427
There was a comfy thread yesterday, but other than that you're right
>>
>>73876805
so that's what happened to sophie ellis-bextor
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posting for being banned
byee~~~
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>>73878416
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>>73878443
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>>73878493
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