Penang Anime Matsuri edition
It's ASEAN time!
It's gonna be a ride of Autism lads!
>go to penang anime matsuri
>get shot
>>73872593
Someone needs to use this as the next OP pic.
Make a new thread after reaching bump limit.
I'm gay
>>73872608
I only recognize livetune and May'n.
I want peenoy posters to fuck off
let the mudslime frog be herself since she admitted that she's diagnosed with asperger syndrome which shows on her repetitive posts and obvious focus of interest. unfortunately, she won't change no matter how many times you call her out about how annoying she is. give it a pass and just move on 2bh.
>>73873060
I just want her to do her magic once again.
>>73873092
Not very likely. I already learned my lesson after what I did to Merula. Learning more memes through Urban Dictionary is also necessary.
>>73873227
You are no fun, sister.
Ah, kys.
>>73873227
just go to Knowyourmeme they also have a youtube channel
Malayanons, have any of you heard of this book called "Dare to Fail"? Apparently it was a bestseller there or something. I have a copy of it which I bought at National several years ago.
>bully kid with aspergers
we are a magical place
>>73873813
Welcome to 4chan
>Malaysia
Some things you need to learn if one is to survive over there. Number one, you are allowed only one "why" question per day. Doesn't matter how many times you are confounded each day, only one why question to maintain your sanity. A completely dysfunctional country.
Two, there is no such thing as competency in the Malaysia. Ergo, from our point of view the whole country is incompetent. From their point of view all is well. No budging them from that position while in country. Therefore what their police do is completely normal from their perspective. They have little training and when there is a gun fight bullets are hitting everywhere except the bad guys. When I see Malaysian guards around banks armed with AR's and shotguns I quickly exit the area as I am at more risk than a robber. Oh, and the foreigner is ALWAYS guilty.
Three, and this is the biggest deal. All Asian countries are concerned with, for lack of a better term, face. It is a very big deal in the Malaysia. More than even I realized initially in 1989. Malaysian males also have a huge inferiority complex that permeates top to bottom. One never wants to embarrass a Malaysian male in any level of society. A Malaysian male will never do anything that could embarrass himself. Just go ask a simple question for directions and he will not say I don't know as he doesn't. He will give you directions that send you on a wild goose chase that in the end wastes your time and pisses you off. Yet to say "I don't know" is a big embarrassment
>>73872608
>all those literal whos
>>73874487
>Oh, and the foreigner is ALWAYS guilty.
Godbless malaysia's fight against the bule
>>73874504
>May'n
>nano
>kz
>literally who
>>73874567
Not all people operate under the same logic as you MKL.
>>73873813
psychological projection. bullied people need to blow off some steam sometimes
we're all going to make it lads
>>73874640
Hello, meneer.
>>73872608
I listen to kradness sometimes. He has a nice voice.
boo round cuck cuck too woah
hinge gap dee jane dale la
nay next sue duh too woah
gill gill yawn tinge gall due woah
Should I still keep waiting for the Switch price drop or should I buy it?
>>73875594
No games lel
>/asean/ talked about kfc yesterday
>i got kfc today
hmm hmmm my inner black man is lovin it!
>>73874487
well sometimes you'll find a beta boyslut like me and if you ask for directions, i'll say "in my ass" :3
>>73874640
hey... i recognize those moves!
>>73875685
Do they sell Oriental Bento/Rice Box in Malaysia?
>>73874779
>>73874844
>>73874886
>>73874935
nay neck nay neck cee bong cock tee ger, cee yang muh lump ash ick bear jar ger, men cherry chu chu die man a jay!
>>73875821
i don't think so, in fact i don't theres been any new products recently
>>73875653
But I want to play FE Warriors and Xenoblade 2
To be honest I was waiting for the inevitable dockless Switch
>>73876052
Those games aren't even released yet.
Even if you buy it what will you play in the meantime? Dustcatcher?
I'm not a huge fan of vidya and I only had Nintendo DS and Wii to play. I want to play interesting serious action and VN games but there is none on Wii in my country.
>>73876927
go PC and download (illegally) all your games
>>73876984
I don't download much things outside of personal media even though I had an antivirus software installed here.
I'm considering playing something that interested me, hell I wanted to play Something that resemble Artificial Academy but without ero content.
>>73876156
August is near and I've been looking forward to playing games like Skyrim, Dragon Quest, and maybe Zelda too for the Switch. I could probably settle for Bomberman R and Zelda in the meanwhile but of course I'm skeptic since over 300 worth od dollary doos isn't a joke for poor countries like ours. Owning Nintendo consoles would've been great if only they never treated Southeast Asia like shit.
>>73877035
>AA without ero
no such thing la
>>73877051
Just get cemu and a decent powered computer. You could probably play all those games.
please help me :^)
https://brightonbusiness.co1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_b1SsvgCGASkf3Tv?Q_CHL=social&Q_SocialSource=facebook
>>73877051
Wew, you can just settle for PC like the rest of us here and pirate/emulate all vidya. But if you got the dough to buy console then maybe you can settle with PS4 because most AAA games are available on it.
>>73877223
This desu. PS4 STRONK
>>73877179
done senpai :)
>>73877179
Do you know which one is my answer?
>>73877354
>>73877386
I can check each and every response from my Qualdrics account
>>73877080
>>73877223
I stopped playing games on PC and I don't even own one anymore. I just use my laptop so I can study how to trade stocks anywhere. And besides, I want to play FE Warriors and Xenoblade 2, I'm not into PS4 games.
>tfw only 200k pesos saving at the age of 27 and still gonna waste money on vidya
Heheh
>>73877354
>>73877386
Arigatou ^///^
>>73877534
I merely giving you a shitty response famalam
>>73877062
Pretty sure I heard there's the option of not having H-content in the game.
Is it safe to go to bohol? i dont want to get my head chopped off by malays
>>73877581
I should've known T_T
No matter I can always discard anything I find shitty.
>>73877179
Heh
I tapped 3 times today and now I feel like Buddha.
>>73877080
Cemu only emulates WiiU games, not Switch.
>>73877806
Why get Cemu when you can buy a 2nd hand Wii U and pirate it
new meme my friend
>>73878099
>letcum letcum
>>73878099
>they're all 40-something asian moms with a lose pussy and saggy tits
uh... yes?
The last person born in 1800s died 4 days ago
>>73878099
They look Chinese.
>>73878272
What the hell is this? What happened?
Ebin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZHXGPyOREI
>>73878398
I wonder what will chinks(jolibee) do to top that off. i hope not another failed cuck attempt
>>73878359
Emma Morano
>>73878398
>duckface on thumbnail
It's shit
>>73878398
hey she's cute
prolly high-maintenance tho
what the fuck with the shitty answers
>>73878748
Lel which one is your favourite?
>>73878585
>loli's eating diarrhea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSQgtxMdYYg
kek
>>73878748
Long time no see. How are you, britanon?
>>73878748
Maybe it's the cows
>>73878782
Jews belong in the oven
>>73878978
It's mine 2bh
>>73878912
Slaving away at assignments
what's poppin'?
>>73878944
Maybe you are gay
>>73879018
Not bad
https://youtu.be/W9Uf1QrFpk8
>>73879217
>Maybe you are gay
How did you know I was happy?
>>73878286
Before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjgEO-QHLKI
Now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbanyXitxog
>>73879217
check mine bb
>>73879133
dick poppin
>>73873813
I haven't been to /asean/ for 5 months. What happened?
>>73879734
Miracles
>>73879734
everyone is gay
>>73879734
>>73879734
>>73879734
autism
>>73879986
hello french poster
>>73880147
How are you?
>>73879333
Because you love men
>>73879582
luckily I can remove it
>>73877179
Done ;)
>>73880206
Pretty weaksauce comeback anon
>>73880273
Why not bend over like the little slut you are
>>73880324
>He just spouts out generic porn lines
>>73880365
Hmmph!
If you are so smart tell me how you do me?
>keling having free reign on fb before
>we wuz kangz
>insult others because of different opinions
>one hit back by a mufti who they thought on their side
>instant KO
hmm delicious...
>>73880186
hungry
>>73880496
Hungry? Eat cock
>>73879869
Who's this frenchy? An actual woman or just pretending to be retarded?
>>73880409
go back to facebook
>>73880409
What
>>73880586
Yes to both question.
RIP Merula.
F
siuk cheng no. II when?
>>73877179
Done
>>73881087
Thank you :3
Kon'nichiwa. Nama saya Tunku Raja Puan Puteri Nur Siti Dato Hatsune Miku. umur saya 18 tahun dan saya berasal dari Jepun. saya boleh cakap berbahasa melayu. jujurnya saya datang ke Malaysia hanya belajar bahasa Melayu dan saya tinggal di Malaysia selama 3 tahun. selepas tiga tahun saya mahu balik ke negara asal di Jepun. Saya adalah orang Jepun Islam.
>>73880530
dick just tastes like skin.I think
>>73881350
So it is true that money makes people insane.
>>73881398
Not after a day of hard labor
>>73881350
>Tunku Raja Puan Puteri
Dihadapkan ke mahkamah kerana menyamar raja.
>>73877470
>200k pesos saving
putang ina palibre
>>73881398
You don't have to think anymore. Time to sucky sucky
Watching Room Mate: One Room Side M.
Why there's lack of cute hunky gachimuchi ML animu?
>>73881422
>>73881472
Ini adalah pasta lama asean.
A-ra~
What a qt boifu~~~
>>73881950
Ara ara I see something~
It worked lads, I told you /sag/ would work.
>>73882380
No more loo worshiping?
>>73882566
Only rats from now on
Serious question,is Duterte an atheist?
He called the Christian church a bunch of hypocrites
>>73882866
Alhamdulillah he is Muslim.
>>73882620
Have you got your resident autist?
Fun's over. Politics time.
hehehe
>>73882965
genuinely surprised,I shit you not
>>73883028
Unfortunately no, but there were more people this time.
Turns out the Canadian isn't an immigrant. Just a white dude.
We also got a Papua New Guinea flag. He said he was an Australian temporarily there for work.
We got a South Indian expat from US.
A couple of Aussies and Brits here and there.
Many more as well...
>>73881950
Sauce? Tried googling it but gives me nothing. Hasn't regularly watched seasonal anime since last year.
>>73883250
bible black episode 2
>>73883250
Finally found it by myself while coming back home, it's Room Mate.
>>73883233
Any happening as well?
>>73882965
well he is from Davao
>>73883233
No happening in South Asia currently. The thread was just general discussions. Not to different from here.
>>73883097
power of islam
Whoops, meant >>73883501
for >>73883381
>>73883501
No, I mean like when the Frenchie killed an anon.
>>73883329
>>73883250
I did said it here >>73881735 ... (Θ︹Θ)ს
lmao that one moment you're happy for the new installation of the new sultan on the 24th
>>73883596
Not yet. Once we have a resident autist... Maybe then.
>>73872608
>>73874504
the only one I know is feigap, he is good artist, graduated from one academy, but his strong suit not anime, yes he love to draw anime girls, but he is really good in drawing building environtment
>>73883506
We will be together forever malay-anon <3
>>73883617
Sorry but I skimmed the thread too fast and I was busy jogging so.
>>73883666
Wew, do you even have a screencap-able worthy moment?
How old is /desi/ anyway?
Sissy asian boys!
>>73884056
ummmm delete?????
How does living in Asia affect your daily life?
>>73884216
Doesn't if you don't ruin your country and society
>>73884216
white when we are born
brown when we reach 12
>>73884056
*cums all over you*
>>73884216
I am a big fan of Japan so when I went there two years ago it leaves me impressed in just about everything. It only made few big impacts of my life though.
>>73884056
This is my turn.
>>73883866
/desi/ is pretty old. Older than I have been here. At least an year.
Screencap worthy moment... maybe? An Aussie anon contributed a really nice flag (which we're using on the new thread).
>>73884269
I can see why, Japan is very different from France.
>>73884238
It really is bad here
>>73884257
I don't believe this
>>73884464
what about this?
>>73884426
Wew, that is pretty new.
We were established around 2014, it was named /SEA/ back then. Some regulars come and go, kinda miss it 2bh.
>>73884538
Looks like Hindraf's leader
>>73884669
>tfw im whiter than malay and not yellow like chinese
feelsgoodman
>>73884666
There are much older (shit)posters who come and go. Like a legendary paki poster who writes poo poems and there were bantz wars on /desi/. Absolutely screenshot worthy
>tfw born rosy red skinned
>tfw grown up fair skinned
>tfw Bumi, non-Malay
feelsgoodman
>>73884666
But we're way older than you even way before there were flags on /int/, except the mods never gave us any choice and thought we're bunch of oogaboogas who needed no general so they made us /asean/ after there were already abundance of Malay and Indon posters on /int/
Most of us oldfags are still around. The guy from Vigan, the Cebuano, and the incredibly autistic Spanish speaking faggot are celebrating their 5-6th year on 4chinz.
Enjoy your stay Indon, it will be a long ride where brakes are inexistent
>>73884216
>It is polite to announce to everyone what you are doing. “Ayo, makan, miss” announces to me that a teacher seated nearby would like to start eating. I respond, “Mari makan, pak!” or “Please eat, sir!” After the final bell has rung, teachers walk past me on the way to their motorcycles and say, “Pulang dulu, miss!” or “I’m going home first!” It’s not meant to be competitive, like “Haha I’m going home before you!” Just informative and polite, an answer to an unasked “Mau ke mana?”
https://figonester.wordpress.com/2013/10/22/beras-nasi-padi-rice/
Also this
>Indonesian culture is very traditional, and that is a two-edged sword. If you conform to local customs and do your best to fit in, you'll have no problem. But if you try to bring Western customs and sensibilities here, you will find an uphill battle. Think of how you feel about foreigners refusing to assimilate into US culture, such as it is. The advantage is that family bonds are very strong and tend to overrule any government attempts to interfere.
https://www.henrymakow.com/2016/05/so-you-want-to-move-to-indones.html
Kind of bias though, but this is from bule's perspective.
>>73884911
Is /desi/ comfy or not? We never went full scale bantz war.
>>73885073
Yeah, /pinoy/ predates /asean/ and I never really bothered /int/ back then.
Meetup when?
>>73885239
Never
Us oldfags respect rule #1 of the internet. Disgusting newfag, lurk moar
>>73885239
>try bantz war
>turns into pinoy /pol/ after 5 sec
>>73885239
not again. Recto killer will take none more
>>73885636
But I really want to meet you at reckto :(
>>73884538
looks like someone who would post his smelly brown ass on the internet like it's a regular monday morning routine or something
Is there anyone who still keep up /asean/ since its foundation?
>>73885239
Right now it's pretty comfy and no chimping out.
But when there's bantz war it's complete chaos. In fact we went to like 450-460 replies on the thread in bantz war mode 3 days ago in 2-3 hours
>>73885970
/asean/ is something that has given my life a meaning and purpose. I will never abandon thee oh my brethren.
Welcome to our noble legacy of shitposting, Frenchie.
>>73886117
Most of our banter wars were instigated by pinoys among themselves.
>>73884056
Too bad, I only date a woman who knows how to crop
>>73885970
>browse 4chan in 2008/09 (was interested with zyzz movement in fit and also motorcycle /o/)
>went to r9k after bad split with gf at that time
>start lurking int when pinoy was around circa 2013-14
>enjoy int more than r9k and o
yes
>>73875685
What the fuck
>>73886361
Our banter war was initiated by some Indians from either pol or indiachan (a pol tier chan).
>>73885970
I am one with the shitpost
>>73886585
How is /desi/ right now?
>>73886780
you should stop and let us die back few months ago when we were 30-40 reply max
>>73886789
Not /desi/ right now but /sag/
Nothing interesting happening there at the moment. An Australian anon and a Paki are discussing about ethnic groups and we wuz turks and sheeit
IIRC the Nips only outsource anime in two places: In Gookland and in Flipland. Does that make us special?
>>73886922
Also an Afghan (refugee?) with Netherlands flag is there
>>73886900
I understand
stay happy malay-chan
>>73886547
RIP Zyzz, the most alpha manlet.
>>73887036
There is also Chinkland as well. Hell there are numerous Japanese-animated Chinese comic adaptations that's airing since last year.
>>73887036
The nips outsource anime in three places
s. korea
china
philippines
notice how the said three are the faggiest countries in asia
>>73887080
>happy
rip
>>73887167
he die doing what he loves
sauna and ladyboy
>>73887208
In some anime, backgrounds art are outsourced in Vietnam and Thailand.
>>73887236
you'll find a way
goodbye
>>73887036
>>73887208
>>73887208
Oh yes, China as well.
>>73887381
>>73887315
I don't get how TOEI has been here since Cory was president, yet people criticize the art only now.
>>73877223
Pinoys pcuck btfo
hi fags
>>73889057
Hello retarded virgin
Finally decided to kill spree yet?
>>73889175
Give your sister to me. I'll be a good husband.
>>73889306
But you are uglier than nigger's buttcrack and twice as depraved as serial rapist.
>>73889393
That means I'll be loyal to her and fuck her good in bed.
>>73889527
You have no redeeming qualities whatsoever, you are a pedophile who stalks lone schoolgirls. You are a fucking desperate virgin who can't even put his dick on some plastic faced gooks.
>>73889668
You sound tsundere for him.
>>73889702
I am merely disgusted by his conducts.
>>73889668
How is going after 16~17 year olds a pedophile
>>73889702
You are right. He's gay and he's falling for me.
>>73889057
>this kills the imperialist us puppet corean sur
>>73889057
hi there
>>73889907
This is not funny at all
>>73889828
What you said doesn't change anything about your hideous self. You are a sick motherfucker and you deserve to get ditched by every ugly bitches that ever dated you.
Ah, kys. Seriously.
>>73887315
>>73887381
fucking TOEI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73889891
Did this go popular on /pol/
>>73889907
Who is this
>>73890022
Is that you
>>73890044
No I thrive like rye
>>73890022
Don't be angry babe
Tell me, do I have this guy's vibes?
>>73889907
You look more human now
That guy is the least unattractive serial killer I could find on the Internet
He stabbed 5 people to death in Canada.
He's an expert at killing. It's hard to actually kill a person with a knife. I wonder where he learned all that?
>>73889907
This is the face of the "man" who says he will beat you up if you ever insult his twinky looks and meet him up face to face. Top Fucking Kek
>>73890152
Not me
>>73890197
I am very angry
Sup' bitchez
>>73890241
you have this guy's vibe
>>73890709
That manly jaw.
Is he a celebrity in the Philippines? He looks hapa.
>>73890592
Then why is it not funny
>>73890889
Because I don't like it
>>73890838
He is a celebrity from Malaysia, quite a gentleman, and very talented, here is one of his movie http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5034778/
I regret drinking coffee 5 hours ago
>>73891428
Well, I regret having 4 hours of siesta.
>>73891428
>>73891535
It's still too early to sleep lads
Should I post my dick to enliven the thread
>>73892099
Post your sister's nudes please
>>73892202
I only have a manly brother
>>73892291
Tell him to cut his dick and take hormone therapy
Or just post your female relatives nudes
Or your female friends
>>73892382
He has a 10/10 Korean girlfriend.
>>73892435
Fooking post it
>>73892456
I'm NEET I have no means
>>73892555
Just post her face
>>73892596
They've been together for 3 years he definitely pounded her pussy
Well I didn't know I was this low
But fuck chads
>>73892743
That's not visible at all
Post more with her fucking face towards the camera
>>73892821
I'm not him how am I gonna
I go to sleep bye creep
>>73892743
processed foods are bad
>>73892885
I still eat it sometimes, but usually only for the eastern noodles.
>>73892859
Pathetic
>>73892821
>>73892918
Merula, go to bed.
>>73893009
Funny, if I'm Merula (rest his twisted soul) I would have begged the Frenchie to post her tits
When Obama won the election, there was a time when the black American parents legit could say to their children "you can be anything you want to be." It was historical; and really a big deal.
When Anies won the election, it's the time when non-Moslem lost their faith in having a chance to be a political leader in Indonesia. "You can be anything you want to be, but first, be Moslem."
I don't care how good Anies and Ahok's programs were. I just feel disgusted by how those racists feel they won, they did the right thing, God on their side, and finally, fuck minorities.
Sorry for the rant, thanks for reading. I'm just sad, but once again, not because Ahok lose or Anies winning. It's the death of freedom for the minorities.
>>73893325
>being a minority
>>73893545
>being a minority
In addition to having smaller families of 1-2 children (compared to Malay who have 5-8), the Malaysian Chinese youth are all hipsters who do nothing but dress in skinny jeans, post content on reddit and youtube and yet continue to prance around obnoxiously, trying to challenge the Malay political control of the country using gay SJW tactics copied from American university campuses.
They are going to get slaughtered soon
>asean qts have low standa-
>>73894586
>qt
D
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S
A
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Pribumi BTFO
>>73894586
Isn't 180+ normal in the land of whiteys?
>>73872608
FilipiAÑO
>>73872699
IndonesiAÑO
>>73872719
MalaysiAÑO
>>73872804
BruneiAÑO
>>73872846
AmericAÑO
>>73874640
DutchAÑO
>>73877179
BritAÑO
>>73877792
KoreAÑO
>>73879133
ThAIÑO
>>73883233
IndiAÑO
>>73884056
RussiAÑO
>>73884216
SwedenAÑO
>>73893817
SingaporeAÑO
>>73894586
CanadiAÑO
So it's the ASEAN Summit next week, what do we do?
>>73900101
Stop posting this forced memeANO.
>>73898234
Yes, but in most white lands, the average is lower.
>so, anon. *gulp* when will you move out of your parents' place?
>>73877690
We're waiting for the next batch of Malaysian and Indonesian tourists. The last batch didn't last that long.
t. Boholano
>>73900240
When I force myself on you and take your virginity. Your Dad won't have any choice but to accept my marriage to you, inshallah!
>>73900189
Since the place where the even happens is off-limits to the public. We should have a competition, where the person with the most pictures taken of ASEAN leaders wins. They can either take pictures when they come into the venue or try and slip into the building.
Selamat pagi.
>be muslim
>go on a vacation in Bohol
>get shot
>>73903319
>be muslim
>be in davao
>get bombed
>>73889907
A "man" who claims "he" could overpower other posters and have "his" way with them.
>>73885492
>oldfag
>still posts like a newfaggot after all these years
how did a 10-year-old you even managed to find this place?
Slow thread needs to be resurrected.
konek pele
>>73905833
What does /asean/ do on weekends? Don't tell me sweatshops are still open.
>>73904511
porn in 56k
>>73906697
laze around at home
>>73906697
Play videogames and build gunplas
>>73906697
Work
>>73906697
nothing different, same like weekdays
>>73906697
Videogames
>>73906697
Study, watch anime, or play games.
>>73900101
>he forgot the French one
Given one job..
>>73906697
try to finish my thesis T_T
>>73893817
Siok cheng No II when?
Sex on the weekend
Where is everyone?
>>73908929
right ear
>>73908929
I'm still here, wanna sex? Of course you don't stupid pedo-NEET virgin.
>>73906697
Embracing my NEET side.
>>73906697
ᜈᜄᜀᜇ ᜈ ᜊᜊᜌᜒ
>>73908929
still here
>>73908929
You called?
>>73908929
your orders, my liege?
>>73908929
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>>73908929
Pagpag eaters, ASSEMBLE!
New thread
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