/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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anime

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anime

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Alaska

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>>73872190
>>73872220

>>73872124
The tree is stronger than the gun! Guns btfo. How will Americans ever recover?

>>73872281
Solution: build guns out of trees and have the power of both worlds.

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>>73872281
Simple, with missiles

im tpsy ehat up¡

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>>73872190
>>73872220

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>>73872190
>>73872220
>>73872325

>>73872406
Why did someone pee on the french flag?

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>>73872406

>toaster is broke so I couldn't toast muh bagel
Fuck Alberta health services reeee

>>73872429
Are you ready to finally explain why the hell you chose a fucking leaf as a flag? Why? What were your ancestors thinking?!

>>73872484
My ancestors spoke out against it but were silenced by the tyranny of the majority.

>>73872484
>a fucking tricolour

>>73872458
you work there or what?

give me a job

Louis CK is a racist and not very funny.
why do people like him?

>>73872484
it's better than a rip off of other boring euro flags

>>73872639
No I'm a patient
Pls gib me a job

>>73872601
In all seriousness is that true?

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for me it is spam

the best potted meat product

>>73872694
i'm unemployed and living off what's left of my savings. pls ask them for work for both of us.

>patient
how are you feeling?

>>73872759
Good but need IV for three more weeks to ensure I stay good :/

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View from daddy's lake house at sunrise

Someone come visit me he gave it to me all alone for the week tinder sloots don't do it justice

>>73872821
hopefully they fix the toaster in that time period so you can munch bagels in the mean time

>>73872730
Yes. My grandparents were very vocal against the flag changing.

Also about colored people moving here, and many other things.

Not that any of it mattered in the end. Before they died they got to drive through the streets of Vancouver and see what the country our family fought two world wars for had become.

>>73872865
lel unlikely
will have to take matters into my own hands

>>73872986
>Before they died they got to drive through the streets of Vancouver and see what the country our family fought two world wars for had become.
Why would anyone want them to see that? Vancouver has really gone downhill and abandoned its heritage.

cum lol

>>73872998
try to cook it in an x-ray or photocopy machine

>>73873023
They needed to go to the hospital. Well, both of them at different times.

They got to see that despite their best efforts in the end nothing mattered.

Nothing they had done mattered in the end.

Just like nothing anyone here ever does will ever matter.

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zzzzzzz

>>73872731

Canned meat product, anon.

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>>73873070
Lately I'd just be content with a job that kind of helps people. To at least help some peoples lives from getting worse.

Even that is proving hard to do. Things will always be awful I guess.

>>73873045
there is a microwave but I need crisp anon

>>73873196
take the toaster apart and try to fix it

if they get upset and try to stop you make the attempt every day until they fix it

alternatively, garbage fire and a wire rack is always a good option

>>73873234
I have no tools though

cum lol

>>73873579
watch Macgyver for ideas

>>73873620
It's not on
Not sure if I like this Firefox even though it lets me use extra flags on andriod

I've been working from home since Wednesday. Should I go in today or work from home again today?

I have to decide within the next hour or so. I don't have much work to do and just need to read my emails/answer my phone if someone calls. Most of my co-workers are away at a conference so don'tn need me much.

>>73873650
then watch this, which is completely unrelated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-plybb8zn9c&list=PL5CACDBDBB90A1726

>>73873704
Do you like your office/ co-workers?

If not then I'd stay home.

>>73873704
If you manage to get your shit done, working from home is pretty nice.
If you tend to get distracted easily, work from your office.

>>73873736
Well that was a waste of time

>>73873904
it's a movie you special needs child

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i got sucked into osrs again

Just found out a remix I was listening to on SoundCloud was made by a Minecraft YouTuber and now I don't like it anymore

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>>73873762
>Do you like your office/ co-workers?
Not really. The office is chill but my work area has no windows so I prefer being home where it's much brighter. And my office is pretty empty since most people are on that trip or on spring break for whatever reason (where I work it's only me and an intern because someone's in Paris for vacation and the other is is new Orleans).

>>73872124
>tfw no roo
I want a roo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FnGHVZb9ho

>>73874475
>because someone's in Paris
Why the fuck would you go to Paris. Honestly, it's overrated as hell. It's the same with a lot of americans going to Frankfurt, eventhough Frankfurt is even worse than Frankfurt.

>>73874577
Idk she just got married so she's going to paris.

>It's the same with a lot of americans going to Frankfurt, eventhough Frankfurt is even worse than Frankfurt.
Slow down with the hefeweizens, it's not even 5 there yet.

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WISH YOUR QUEEN A HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LEAF CUNTS

>>73874720
wew, I didn't even realized that.
Frankfurt is worse than Paris, eventhough Frankfurt am Main is probably also worse than Frankfurt Oder.

>>73874809
suck my cock, retard

>>73874869
fuck me, it's not getting better right now.

>>73874999
You might end up getting a nasty infection, brits aren't known for their oral hygiene

>>73874809
Suck my cock

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What picture best describes this general? I think this angry cross eyed chihuahua.

woke up to the sound of my cat puking

turns out she puked in my bathtub though.

good stuff

>>73876030
Ah yes
The life of a catfag

Mornin' /cum/bums

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>>73877142
I will never be /cummed/ inside like a bitch ever again. /dixie/ forever!

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>>73876266
dogs puke and shit too, and more often shit inside X_DDD

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>>73875957
this is easily the worst dog breed if not for the nigger pitbulls, which are bad for a different reason

>>73877220
dumb dixie slut

>>73877335
Thank god they aren't that popular like back when Paris Hilton was still relevant and had one. A girl in my class used to have one. I took her for a drive some time and almost accidentely crushed the dogs ugly head with the door.

if you leaf your enemies, they win

maruchan or cup noodles

>>73877335
What is the best dog? Border Collie? I heard they were the smartest.

>>73877733
german sheperd

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>>73877733

>>73872731

Is that bacon flavor stuff any good? I bought a can to give away to homeless people because they were doing one of those drives, but now you've got me interested.

New ankle holster today

*throbs in front of your gf*

>>73877781
>g*rman shepherd
Um no, sweetie.

>>73877841
Definitely not this meme dog.

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this dog breed is the best dog

he makes shitskin antifa faggots piss themselves

>>73877971
>Um no, sweetie.
are you a female?

>tfw your gf is still in high school and she got her phone taken away
fuckin sucks

>>73878093
buy her a new one?

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>>73877971
The beagle is the best doggo breed

>>73878093
how old are you?

lmao, indians btfo eternally


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>>73878143
i've been thinking about doing, but i would be pissed if they took it from her

>>73878155
24. her parents are fine with us dating

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>>73878056
4u.

>>73878144
Perhaps.

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>>73878093

>>73878211
pls b my gf

best small dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-zeCXlFPjk

>>73878203
>24 and dating a high schooler
jesus Christ don't you get tired of her immaturity

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>>73877733
Bernhardiner or Saint Bernards dogs are pretty chill.

>>73878144
>not saying the Irish wolfhound
Are you even a real irishman?

>>73878268
>women
>mature

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I want the prime teen pussy

>>73878268
naw shes not too bad

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israeli jews are based

the true enemies are the banker and hollywood kikes

>>73878305
>>/r9k/

>>73878263
Okay I'll be your girl(boy)friend. All you have to do is post your credit card number and social security on here.

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>>73878300

>>73878374
>implying I'm wrong

Sorry for ruining your safespace but I'm only stating facts. Women get less mature the older they get.

>>73878300
Ah yes, Saint Bernard would probably be the best.

*shoots spunk on your dog*

Got some exceptionally nasty broccoli farts rn buds

>>73878509
*watches an episode of the trainwreck that is your life*

>>73878539
Now that is an excellent post

>>73878539
you said this yesterday

>>73878858
I didn't say exceptionally though

i didn't prime the coil in my vape and now it tastes like burnt shit

>>73872124
wow dat maed me thonk

>>73879196
Had that happen to me too. It's disgusting, like breathing in burnt plastic.

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>>73877733
BARK BARK BARK BARK

*sharts then proceeds to remove my underwear and walks away*

>>73872731
t. diabetic hawaiian

>>73879282
i'm pretty sure i ruined it. now i gotta go buy more coils
i thought this was supposed to be cheaper in the long run
fucking vape jews

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Aaaaahhh
After 5 day ban i'm finally free
Time to conquer /cum/

>>73877733

Poodle is the smartest dog, border collie are definitely in top 10 tho for intelligence/train-ability

>>73879942
>not ban evading
shig

>>73879942
reported

Danmark is the perfect bf

*cracks open a frosty can of Pabst Blue Ribbon 5.9%*

ah, that first sup of the day

>>73879788
Yeah, I had no idea that there were "coils" you needed to replace every couple of weeks and some of the e-liquids are retardedly expensive. Not to mention most of the "vape crowd" is smug and pretentious. I will usually recommend for someone to just get a Blu e-cig from a gas station and not have to deal with the more complicated shit.

>>73880196
*slaps it*
Oops

>>73880060
how?

>>73880196
>not starting your day off with hard cider

>not starting your day with a cigarette

top wew

>consuming mind altering substances first thing in the morning
if i had to live with you, i'd probably do the same

really hate my roommate

i think my roomate hates me
should ii kill him?

*blows smoke in your face*
wake and bake bro

Guys I'm fucking livid right now.

Going to give my dog a treat.

>>73880421
>not snorting a shard of meth off your beside table as soon as your alarm rings in the morning

my dog is dead

my owner is doing that thing where he cries and stomps his feet.

at least i'm getting a treat

canada parties too hard, lads
We should kick him out

>>73880484
yeah

>>73880554
*her
sorry

*stuffs denmark with dick*

this thread is too thirsty for me

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me

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Volunteer for submarine service

>>73880698
bye

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>>73880673
>>73880744
stop it

>>73880737
hot

*reproduces with denmark*

>tfw want to visit denmark and have a euro passport but too poor for a plane ticket
fugg

>>73880923
get a job??????

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM

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hello

>>73881037
gewd morning

>>73881037
lewd morning

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>>73880959
*waves at u*

>>73881086
i will fly over there and beat you with my dick

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>>73881140

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>it's another hospital anon posts tomorrow's meal choices episode
Hope the viewers aren't getting too tired of these episodes

stop posting anime

stop posting "stop posting x"

>>73881180
Post balls

>>73881180
No mountian dew?

need a job
someone please hire me

>>73881282
Did yesterday

>>73881340
Sorry anon that's not healthy

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Should I not go to work for the 3rd day in a row? Still feel a little sick...

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>>73881417

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>>73881590

>>73872484
>Tricolor talking shit about flags

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>>73881653
come over here

>>73881180
They ever figure out what's wrong?

I haven't been here in awhile

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>>73881708

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>>73881758

Are there people who abuse or take prozac recreationally?

I can't imagine somebody going through all these temporary side effect for any sort of high. My body is literally rejecting it but I still have to keep taking it until it finally accepts it a few weeks later.

I'm literally going to lose about a month of my life just to take this shit without feeling like I'm dying every day.

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Rahhh

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>>73881708
don't bother, I tried shooting it, apparently bullets can't damage 2 dimensional cartoons

destroyed my tv tho fugg

>>73881752
mssa in muh blood
its cured but I have to remain on IV for four weeks after I'm cured

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>>73881787

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>>73881878

>>73881180
I just want to say this really fucking triggers me after spending so much time in the hospital with my father. I don't think I'll ever be able to enter a hospital without being triggered again.

Genuinely hoping you make it through whatever is wrong anon, I think about you daily and I feel extremely helpless when I do.

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>>73881878
hmmmmmm this image seems to be symbolic of something

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>>73881974
>>73881907

>>73881927
I'm sorry anon :(

>>73882018
Don't be, I'm sorry for you faggot.

Get better so I stop thinking about you

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>>73882009
>yes, your son has been posting gay things again

>>73882049
I am better
Just taking IV antibiotics every eight hours so it doesn't reoccur

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>>73882056
I'm not gay

>>73881873
>MRSA in blood

How the fuck did you manage that

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>>73882168
can't hear you in space my dude

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>tfw a muse delivers an image of reality to you but you have no artistic talent and can't portray it for the rest of the world

I feel like a failure

>>73882189
No idea but alcoholism helped I'm sure. And it's not mrsa it's mssa reeeee
Also got it in my left spermatic cord

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>it's Friday already

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>PSSSSSST
>Hey kid, wanna buy some seed?

Think I'm going to not go to work again buds

My boss is at work today and on top of feeling like shit it's just not worth it.

>>73882616
i hate people like you. i'm always the guy that has to do your work when you decide you would rather jack off all day
don't go back to work

>>73882485
got plenty of my own

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>>73882616
>having yuropoor work ethic

>>73882616
I'll take your job. What do you do?

>>73882341
It's the same shit

I actually work in a micro lab if you want me to answer some shit

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>Donald Trump is the president
Jesus Christ its soooo good I love seeing all my smug stupid fucking teachers look like they want to kill themselves. To see them go from having all the virtue high ground to being beat like a pussy bitch is amazing

>>73882616
Give me ur job

>>73882670
I don't work in retail loser, so no you're not.

If I don't do my job, nobody is doing it, you work fetishizing freak.

>>73882718
Maintence

>>73882754
Get a skill and you would easily be able to find a job

>>73882761
neither do i faggot and maintenance is the easiest shit ever
i work for a trailer manufacturer and i'm on my feet for 10 hours almost everyday
and you wonder why your bitch calls me daddy

>>73882833
>is in manufacturing
>says anything else is easy

I'm sure you had to get a PHD for that line of work.

>>73882719
Ones resistant to antibioticst the other isn't tho right
Why did my ball cord get infected
Can you find my micropenis

>get to the post office at 8:39 in the morning
>still 10th in line to get a passport

Just shoot me now

>>73882914
Everyone goes in the morning because they think nobody else will be there.

>>73882914
How long have you been waiting?

>>73882972

1/2 an hour already

It opens at 10

>>73882886
don't get cute with me

>>73882914
where you planning on going

>>73882914
See >>73882955

You think you're actually smart and clever but you're actually retarded for going at that time.

>>73882833
Bragging about being in manufacturing is pathetic. Highschool drop outs can do your job.

>>73882903
>Why did my ball cord get infected

Shitty luck pretty much
Could be anything from a microtear from jerking to hard to a slight blockage that got infected

>>73882955

They go early because there's a long queue and only 1 guy doing photos

>>73883033

I got here early because otherwise I'd be 20th in line and probably not even get my passport done because of more people getting in line

i feel nervous

>>73883155
*assures you that everything is going to be ok*

>>73883155
you should be

>>73883155
Stop being nervous.

i feel horny

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>>73883245
Just have sex, anon. I mean, you can't possibly be a virgin in this day and age. Right?

>>73883245
resist you degenerate urges and read a book instead

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Be nice to canada

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>resist you degenerate urges and tip a fedora instead

*bullies Canada and the Dane*

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>>73883426

>>73872124
I don't get it, it's triggering my spergism.

Guys help, I'm trying to make a list of the greatest living Americans (No one controversial). Basically people that everyone likes and who are comfy

I was thinking:
Will Smith
Neil Patrick Harris
Morgan Freeman
Jennifer Lopez

Anyone else?

>>73883502
Oh shut up already

>>73883512
Snoop Dogg
Malcolm X
Caesar Chavez

>>73872857
Very comfy lad

>>73883512
>>73883539
None of these people are great.

>>73883584
Fuck off, Drumpfkin

>>73883584
Exactly, they're the embodiment of America
>>73883512
Tom Brady

>>73883605
What does Trump have to do with anything? None of those people are great just B list celebrities

>>73883512
Before Trump became pres I'd say him

>>73883640
Dumb racist Drumpfkin
Educate yourself

>>73883660
He was great before and after tbqh
>>73883676
I'm not racist, I don't even talk to people who aren't white

>>73883512
tommy brady
bruce springsteen

>>73883714
Bruce Springsteen is an anti-american piece of trash

>>73883793
Very true. His first album was great though

>>73883403
No

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>brady

>>73883793
okay replace springsteen with bob dylan

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Tfw no hijabi gf

>>73883867
Who?

>>73883512
>(No one controversial).
so in other words you're looking for mediocrity

*clogs the toilet*
Yo americaaa. you know what to do, right? :^)

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>>73883902
*gives you a swirly in the clogged toilet*
Hehe

>>73883869
I see too many girls in hijabs on my campus desu

>>73883512
>Will Smith
Nigger
>Neil Patrick Harris
Fag
>Morgan Freeman
Nigger
>Jennifer Lopez
Who?

>>73883957
There can never be too many. Islam is the chemo to western degeneracy

Oi lads I'm pretty hungry

>>73883983
I'm going to rape one unit my BKC (big kuffir cock)

This kid in my class is bragging about using thepiratebay to download movies
Now he's telling this one girl how to use it

contemplating home made macaroni and cheese

>downloading shit
rip in peace PC

>>73884022
*with

>>73883990
Then eat you cuck

>>73884041
tell them piratebay is for fags
real men use 1337x

>>73884055
Do it

>>73884091
Real men use private trackers, like me

REAL real men buy the Blu-Ray of every movie they watch

hmmm should i do a meetup to fuck an anon?

>>73884080
I will, in due time
If I eat too soon then I'll get hungry again sooner and be forced to eat more than i need to

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>>73883512
Taylor Swift
Beyonce
Katy Perry
Tom Hanks
Selena Gomez
Matt Damon
Jerry Seinfeld
Johnny Depp
Harrison Ford

how do you like my list of famous people?

>>73884164
>no dad rockers

Drumpf will go down in history like Hitler
We will be ashamed of him in the future
#FuckDrumpf
#FuckWypipo

>>73884164
it's okay, take Selena Gomez off of their and it'll be bretty gud/10

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>>73884164
Seinfeld is the only respectable person on this list

>>73884212
I'm ashamed of him now

>>73884164
>Harrison Ford
At least pick a good actor who had a big impact on American culture like Eastwood.

Girl who friendzoned me agreed to help me out with getting this other girl she knows I like
Life's finally starting to look up buds

>>73884246
he only respects the jew

>>73884282
>friendzoned
Stop believing in this meme

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>friendzoned

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>>73884302
With jews you win, also Ford is jewish too

>tfw I got 4chanX but disabled everything excluding filters

Did any of those celebrities who said they'd move to Canada or elsewhere if Brumtdtbgf won actually do it yet?

>>73884321
>>73884338
She has bf 2bh
Also she's like 5 years older than me

>>73884446
Then she didn't friendzone you. She's just your friend. The "friendzone" is a fucking meme.

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>she's like 5 years older than me

>>73882955
Same with the DMV

Iirc the best time to actually go is late morning

>>73884164
All shit

>>73884215
Bill Murray
Steve Carrell
Will Ferrell
Brendan Fraser

so fucking bored

>>73884446
i've gotten with girls that had bf before
women are really shitty about this, they'll stay with a guy until the very last minute, until they're sure they found another guy

*takes drugs*

Jennifer Aniston
Keanu Reeves

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>>73884522
>Fraser
this

>>73884481
Oh okay
Who cares? Seems like semantics to me

>>73884572
*date rapes u*

*sends dane to low security prison*

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Friendly reminder that this is how it should've been.

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>Jebidiah Kush

>>73884164
Very good desu

Is there anything more retarded than getting tattoos and especially chinese words
Image having wind power tiger tattooed on your neck

>>73885041
>>73885041
>>73885041
new

>>73885071
what in tarnation?!

Janny wont like this

>>73885232
well post faster!!