/brit/

>>73861687
>>73861687
>>73861687

comfy friday morning thread with the frogs and krauts

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>>73870447
delete

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>>73870447
DELET THIS NOW!

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why do birds suddenly appear

>>73870481
Stop pushing this piece of shit

>>73870481
shan't

who /effeminateasachild/ here

literally had people asking me if i was a boy or girl until i was about 15

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!!!WARNING!!!

!!!OUTRAGEOUS TUNEAGE AHEAD!!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ewfInHD5A

>>73870513
could grow a full beard at 15 haha

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you will NEVER have a gf

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>>73870513
Ill show u what an ugly kunt can do to a pretty boi like urself, like I said ill bite ur fucking nose off phaggot wont b so pretty then ay dikhead? Wow u think ur a mad Kunt! Others talked to me and met up with me not pretty bois like urself either fuk wit. Get off ur high chair kunt. As for u im not worried u only have size over me lol, dont matter how big u r, u still bleed like ne other kunt. Like I said fight me see what happens, as for ur sake ud wanna know how to throw that weight around.. u best b prepared to knock me out or kill me kunt cus ill go hectic on u kunt. An yer il bite ya fucking face off phaggot, better be prepared to loose ur image kunt. As for ur mates ill bring myy tonga mate again, his naturally bigger then u all lol, and he knows how to use his weight guarenfukingteed.. so bring it bitch

>>73870532
i'm 22 and can only grow a bumfluff on the upper lip and chin

Time is a flat circle

>>73870513
legit looked like a girl (face only) until I was 8

>>73870568
Elaborate

>>73870546
Would ravage her

>>73870578
a clock init

>>73870558
im 23 and it takes me 5 weeks to grow fluffy sideburns

Fuck sake I woke up at 9 and I have yet to actually leave my bed

all these lads that can't grow beards

get on Zinc + Magnesium

>>73870578
Everything we have done or will do we will do over and over and over again- forever

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"upload coversheet separately"

>>73870589
yeah i can grow sideburns too but they're just as pissweak as my stache and chin so i didn't feel they were worth mentioning

i'm still holding out hope i'll go through some kind of second puberty and finally get the rugged stubble i've always wanted

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>>73870581
but you'll NEVER get to

>>73870636
i just look on the brightside, i barely ever have to bother shaving

>>73870618
yeh mate i'll just nip out and buy a reel of magnesium and take a bite out of it.

>>73870618
Literally makes fuck all of a difference, if you don't have the genetics for it you simply can't grow a beard

>>73870581

She's Bieber's used goods, man.

>>73870661
are you dumb cuz?

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lads also how i drink gin
i have some squash to dilute it with and soda water or whatever it's called
but just thinking about it makes me gag

>>73870670
not true she only dates blacks

legitimately thought the lads were going to die at the end of the second inbetweeners film

it would've been a better ending

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at the cluhhhhh

>>73870689
With tonic lad

Thought it was shite myself until I had one, pleasant surprise and I wouldn't dare drink tonic on its own

>>73870546
I have one now

And for anyone who doesn't, I hope you know you just gotta wait.

>>73870706
why does he always have this pathetic look painted across his mug

>>73870696

Wait fuck, you're right. It was Jaden Smith, not Bieber.

>>73870724
because hes a bad artist

dont fall in love in the club

>>73870706
I know exactly what's wrong with this spacker

Classic case of 6/10 who thinks he's a 10/10, therefore never approaches girls and never gets laid.

Seen it plenty of times before.

>>73870713
cheers lad
will try
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsc51u_2Bb4

Stately, plump Turtleneck Mongan came from the stair head, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and razor lay crossed.

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>>73870724
>>73870774

bet ya wouldnt say that to me face ya gormless pricks

>>73870719
t. settled for ugly chick

Use cm/m/km fucking retards

Off to comic con

Beyond excited

>>73870812
You're built like a wee lassie Mongan!

>>73870812
after I've finished putting your pencil neck in permanent residence under my boot I'll climb up your family tree and drag my sweaty bollocks across every slag that I meet

>>73870774
he does get laid though

>>73870814
Yeah tb h I'm probably out of her league

But she makes up for it by being clever, funny and completely devoted to me.

Feels good man.

>>73870812
you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat mate don't get brave

>>73870812
you tried that new indian place on king street?

got a lamb curry tonight, very tasty but very spicy

>>73870812
That pakis laughing at you, probably browses /brit/

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>>73870844
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE POSTING HIM

>>73870833
inb4 95% spotty teenage boys

>>73870812
what a wog

>>73870875
thats an asian

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>welcome home honey bun, I baked you a cheeky pie!

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Someone fucking kill me already

>>73870886
>PEOPLE

it's him

ahehehehehem...

"poo"

>>73870623
"rules" are for the common man
once you become part of the uni staff, no rule will apply

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>>73870857
haha epic my bro!

>>73870901
Me in the back staring menacingly at my next victim

im with the shits

lmao turtle aint even online yet but thanks for the (You)'s

should keep me going for a while

>>73870901
Was once in this situation. Still a virgin though hahahaha

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>>73870840

>>73870950
Stop living off of the 'urtlemongs accomplishments you gormless slug

>>73870886
some people think he's me

>>73870950
do you have any thoughts on that indian place

Need a meet as soon as possible

>>73870901
maccas gives me hot shits so i assume it does the same for her

>>73870958
you went to mc donalds?

>>73870973
live in maroubra lad dont get to newtown much

>>73870965

SHAN'T

and there's no maccas with the tables that close to the counter

keep burping

>>73870901

homeboy in the back hamsom af tho

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The Cat Love.
You can laugh at my arm hair, but it's been like that ever since I burned it off by trying to light a fire in a wood fueled boiler. Both hands since I was covering my face by instinct. Tried to shave it a few times, but it just ended up like this.

>>73871033
*makes you chug a 2 litre bottle of coke*

>>73871006
went to maroubra today for a swim
best sydney beach imo but the area/ people are scum

wearing baggies n a red cardigan

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>just let yourself get beheaded, otherwise you're just doing what ISIS wants!

Seriously what the fuck is wrong with these people.

>>73871037
Are you available today for a chat?

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(((beth)))

>>73871037
well done lad
you've become a man

want to make fun of /cum/ for not being able to legally pay for sex but can't be bothered someone else do it

>>73871077
yeah why

>>73871058

>people are scum
at least that keeps the westies out

>>73871073
i simply DON'T CARE about 3rd world issues like terrorist attacks

>>73871109
Oh good I'm looking for a meet for a quick chat where are you located(I can drive)

>>73871080
impress her with a list of all the /int/ memes you know

>>73871080
now there's an oldy

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>4 terror attacks in 4 weeks

gonna be an eventful summer lads

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>>73871094
/cum/ is a general for bullies

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>>73871080
>trusting pictures of women you've never met

Ah yes

>>73871137
VERY good game that Terreria

>>73871073
And what are you going to do about Islamic terrorism rorke?? The best thing you can do is not react to it, make sure to help integrate Muslims well.

>>73871137
>that internet speed
frick me how do you deal with it this day and age

>>73871144

dont get it what am I lookin at

>>73871137
>syberia 3
sounds gay

>>73871131
my rented flat in High Wycombe on 21 April 2017

>>73871080
a lot airbrushing there

>>73871073
Happens every month now, I think people are already barely reacting.

NEED phimolad to post a selfie

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>>73871161

Now Playing: Athelete - Wires

#PooTunes

>>73871157
The sad thing is most of the skin problems are caused by all the shit she puts on her face.

>>73871180
i am gay t b h
but i don't think the game is gay

when i was in year 1, and we all had to write a report on marine life, all the other boys did theirs about sharks while i did mine about octopuses

that was the day i realised i'm not a normie

>>73871157
don't even rate the right image it clearly uses too much makeup

>>73871137
>MISU

>>73871141
she just need a cuddle 2bh

>>73871237
what about it nonce?

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>>73871204
alri you got me haha

>>73871221
you're gay

>>73871212
The shit she puts on her face does more than give her clear skin though, it literally changes the whole shape of her face and makes her fitter

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>>73871204
it'll never happen because my face will be tied to phimosis

>>73871181
the address or your email address if you do not want to publish it here

If I was an Aussie I'd have a plethora of exotic animals as my pets. I'd have collected everything from cane toads, frilled lizards to huntsman spiders. I wouldn't catch them wild, I'll take their eggs, their spawn, their larva and raise it domestically in a controlled environment.

Threadly reminder that you're more likely to get killed
>Falling out of bed in the morning
>Hit by a bus
>Struck by lightning
Than Islamic terrorism. Are we overly concerned about those things? No

Might ruffle a few feathers saying this but I frankly don't care because I've had enough. I think terrorism should be illegal

>>73871301
we're not even allowed pet rabbits in my state

>>73871313
i am

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>>73871313
>tfw nothing's killed me yet

>>73871265
How many people in the UK with this nickname with those particular games do you think there are?

>>73871313
you're right. we should just ignore it and do nothing about it in that case.

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Would honestly prefer the left

>>73871313
Lmao you speaking on behalf of me?

I'm concerned about these things

>>73871313
yea but all those things arent threatening to take over western states

>>73871313
Except those are unavoidable risks of life while Islamic terrorism is an affront to our civilisation.

>>73871123
I thought maroubra attracted w*sterlies though, that kid who died around christmas was from the west. would explain some of the shit I saw today

bondi gets some but mainly the ones that go for the "lifestyle" and don't act scummy because they're trying too hard to fit in, while coogee is dedicated to uni students and backpackers.

manly is for the north shore and cronulla for the south, everything else is too far out to attract specific crowds

Don't know how anyone would think that getting married at 22 is a good idea

oversized plaid jacket nd white shirt from thom browne. the one with the french flag grosgrain, thought it would be nice after the terrorist attack hahahahahahaha

I don't understand what people mean when they say "do something about it". What is the average citizen going to do about Islamic terrorism? Mob justice is never the answer

>>73871364
Armenians aren't white

>>73871404
not one iota

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>>73871404
forgot pic

if rick and morty is reddit: the cartoon can someone recommend a show that's 4chan: the cartoon that isn't an anime?

>>73871285

'cision and a healthy diet will turn you into a chad

>>73871313
gonna have to start sleeping on the floor and not walking out in the middle of heavy traffic then I suppose

Can we young man with the arm hair respond I'm on the way to high Wycombe

>>73871442
this reads like a 9gag post

>>73871442
would advise anyone to not reply to this post

>>73871442
Neon Genesis Evangelion

>>73871404
yer gets a few I guess but they know if they play up they'll get belted

wanted to get properly drunk tonight but i'm having to subsist on a 6-pack of 3.5% abv beer

at least i don't have to endure the agony of sobriety

I'm unhappy with these off topic posts, this is a British thread to discuss British culture

>>73871442
t. funnyjunk

>>73871473
>>73871469
>>73871442
all me

>>73871499
i used to be quasi-famous on funnyjunk

grew out of it around 2012 though

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had a big glass of water and another cuppa after my third piss

need another piss

>>73871491
ya bro you and the bra boys going to fuck them up yeah?

>>73871349
nickname you might be right, but not steam profile name, and it doesn't show anywhere else except if you add me
besides, those aren't even my games except for INFRA and syberia 3

>>73871442
The Flintstones

>>73871523
Stop pissing, bro.

What would the typical bait post be on an Islamic version of 4chan?

>>73871442
futurama

who /browsed9gagbefore4chan/ here?

>>73871465
do you like sex

>>73871570
anglos are generous, loving people

>>73871580
guilty :))))))0

>>73871545
i aint gonna do shit but one of the ferals woll

ooh nanana eh
don't act like you know me, like you know me
nanana eh

>>73871617
yeee oath

>>73871570
women should have equal rights

Archer season 7 was a return to form but disappointingly short

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that gin and tonic is going down REAL smooth
thanks irelad

>Select around the street signs

it never works r00000000000000

>>73871559
Nicknames are what you search by though.. eehhhghh I don't care this much. Enjoy your game

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>>73871618
SHUT UP

>>73871612
not even joking lmao
deeply ashamed of it

>>73871580
i was funnyjunk from about 2005-10 and 4chan from then on

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>>73871166
Ikr

What's your speed? 200mbps over wifi, get 350 wired

>>73871611
>>73871628
So just /pol/ bait then?

>>73871646
use legacy captcha

>>73871676
100/100 could get 500/500 for a tenner extra but this is fine desu

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>>73871661
same teebs
never actually enjoyed it however

>>73871646
why the f**k are you not using legacy captcha

having microwave sausage and mash for breakfast

designer shit no cheap clothes

I was always too old for 9gag. Closer to 30 than 20. The state of me.

never been on 9gag in my life
not sure what it even is exacltly

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaYx6cCwbWw
>tfw missed on on 00s 'chon

>>73871677
so /pol/ are muslims?

Have any of you lads worked at a polling station before? Might apply to work the upcoming general election. It's like 130 quid for a day's work, plus training money and it looks piss easy.

>>73871721
its basically just like imgur except its older and isn't an imagehost for another site

>>73871693
did it because it was popular at school at the time, there were even a few mongs in my year that used to post their own stuff lmao

then 4chan started posting gore on it and I thought it was a right laff how offended everyone was by it

>>73871721
all i remember from 9gag is that /b/ raid

>>73871689
Noice, I started with 100/5 and my ISP just keeps upgrading me for free as long as I enter a new contract jej

Do you seed with that upload?

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>tfw missed out on 90's 'chon

i posted pictures of me cooking bacon naked on funnyjunk once and make the front page and i got swamped with female attention despite me being a 15 year old skinny faggot with emo hair at the time

>>73871740
they unironically are, 99% of their views overlap (including constantly bashing the jews)

>>73871680
>>73871694

computer turns off if I'm away from it for more than 15 minutes. partition or some shit dont know enough about computers lmao

also use incognito so it doesnt save

>>73871774
me on top

don't see any point in buying a game at release unless online multiplayer is its only appeal

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>>73871651
that's not my 'nickname' on steam though
don't know how it works but it doesn't show up except for friends
the clicked link is someone with a lot of profile name changes

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Who is that coming over the hill? JACK THE RIPPER! JACK THE RIPPER!

>>73871772
post it here? :) x

>>73871772
disclaimer: i didn't actually show my dick or bum or anything, so i wasn't posting child porn

that should deter the rozzers hopefully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tBvjIgYPrc

>>73870933
next prime minister lads

>>73871774

leave now and never come back

>>73871780
but they hate muslims

>>73871810
'nce

>>73871769
i barely torrent anymore desu
hardly care about new movies and such and i get spotify premium with my isp now for some reason, not going to complain

they were forced to put down fibre for free in every town/multipinintaincianianicany that wanted it so i went to 12/1 to 100/100 for like €5 extra jej

remember The Automatic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x29ug8gV5M

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>>73871774
OI!!!

golom

>>73871832
if muslims were white, /pol/ would love them

>>73871832
muslims hate other muslims as well

>>73871848
big fan of this wojak

doing a kari'a lads wa'alaykulu a'salam

fuck cara

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Having a coffee while on the loo

>>73871774
nice

>>73871814
the fucking size of that

lizard people are fucking freaks, along with insect, arachnid and snake people

>>73871838
>they were forced to put down fibre for free in every town/multipinintaincianianicany that wanted it so i went to 12/1 to 100/100 for like €5 extra jej

WTF I dont think anywhere in my city has direct fibre

we've all got FTTC though

>>73871809
m8 i deleted that shit ages ago

this is a topic i only bring up when i'm drunk

although i kinda hope there's at least one lad here who browsed funnyjunk around late 2010 and might remember me

>>73871774
link? xx

>>73871840
only because of fifa

>>73871860
'asheed

doing a cheeky conservative vote lads

>>73871281
that's the hair

might buy a steam mop

>>73871798
Try here:
https://steamcommunity.com/search/#filter=users&text=

It's the other way round it's your account name that is hidden and your nickname is public (unless you make your profile private iirc)

>>73871882
only browsed funnyjunk way back in the day when it had a yellow and red colourscheme

>>73871898
yeah my profile is private

>>73871905
yeah i remember those days

it was where i saw my first screamer and have had ptsd about jumpscares ever since

ozzies don't say oi fuck off

>>73871927
good stuff

>>73871928
oi fuck off

telly's broken
think I'll get rid of it, nowt good on these days anyway

>>73871929
wot

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Hello. How does one use this meme.

OZZIES DON'T SAY OI

>>73871939
what about mankicksball matches

all I use my tv for these days

>>73871969
its for bad logic like
can't get rejected if you never ask a girl out

Why don't we just take oz and New Zealand back, would only take a few hours

It's our clay anyway

>>73871969
>you can't x if you y

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>>73871976
STOP!!!!

Do wilkos sell pot noodles?

had an absolute mare in this thread

made some really low effort posts

need a thicc aussie willy in my tight english bum x

>>73871996
we are the queen's clay

former supervisor asked to do some journal version of a paper we wrote
bit exciting since she doesn't know i'm a neet
it's not for money though
too bad to ask for any job openings after i'm done?
i think she was kind of regretting i was leaving although the most hint was 'you can always work from home in academia'. she's from hong kong

just found out that raid on 9gag on /b/ happened at the end of 2011

as I started browsing here around that time it means I've been here for over five years

christ hahaha

thsi time in 2 weks wil be in toyko

>>73872073
lucky

>>73872054
same
hmmm prefer to top first right now though

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>>73872029

>>73872073
bit gay

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doing the daily read

amazing how your mood can turn when you're drunk from jovial to melancholic in a second because of something you saw or something someone said or an errant thought

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umming and ahhing

>>73872115
rasheed

>>73872116
me but without the alcohol

>>73872116
but thats me when i'm sober

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>>73872116
yes

>>73872098
post willy x

>>73872115
Doesn't actually say that though does it?????

>>73872127
neither of those games are good

>>73872116
but that happens to me sober

I have some really cool shit to post...But not in a 265 post thread

>>73872073
willies hahahaha

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woah

>>73872127
>inside
Never heard of it but would put a fiver on it being side scrolling indie shite.

>>73872181
>dude just nationalise everything lmao xDDD

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What is so bad about a globalised society? As a species we could accomplish so much more if we all worked together instead of having stupid arbitrary borders.

>>73872145
always asking but never offering something yourself...

>>73872183
what's wrong with that?

>>73872206
So you're telling me that biodiversity is not what led to the creation of humans?

>>73872208
I've never asked anyone for pics before x

you guys wanna know a secret? i'm 1/4 french

>>73872206
>As a species we could accomplish so much more if we all worked together
what is your basis for that

>>73872206
>I don't understand the concept of orders
is he retarded? tit's a pretty simple concept

borders and age of consent are just arbitrary

>>73872259
it's*
bit of a freudian slip haha

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>>73872244
alri' julia

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>>73872206
>Felix

>>73872244
I'm 1/4 german

>>73872206
borders protect diversity

but american state borders are arbitrary as fuck
explain that rorkes

Absolutely howling

https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3ffa2t/tifu_by_going_on_a_tinder_date_im_paralyzed_use_a/?

>>73872310
kevin spacey seems like he'd be lovely to meet and have a cheeky shag in the back

prefer cats and dogs to mosquitoes and wasps

diversity protects borders

>>73872337
use a question mark
hmmm

>>73872245
No wars, and more people all working together for progress, so more brain power and total time if you like.

>>73872332
they're not real borders

>>73872181
>NHS
Can't disagree on that

>Affordable homes for all
people in the UK need to get out of the mindset that they NEED to own a house. People in continental Europe rarely own houses. What I would want is affordable rented housing

>peace, not war
war can't be ruled out as an option though, it should be an absolute last resort if all diplomatic and economic methods have failed

>£10 living wage
I feel like this could push the price of goods up suddenly, but if it works, it works

>free uni tuition
I'm already in uni and it's basically free. We just have a graduate tax when we graduate and know how much we might have to pay with that graduate tax

>nationalised rail
it was shit when BR ran it, it's shit now, and it will be shit if it's renationalised

>well funded social care
can't argue with that

>greener
good

>more equal economy
but he hasn't really said how he's going to do this

>reversal of the tory tax
good one mate, we're going through brexit and he wants to kick out all of the companies

>>73872357
>progress
no such thing

>>73872337
>Let's call her Jizzanthapuss.
i fucking hate how every redditor has this writing style. you don't need to call her anything ffs nor even let us know its a fake name

Do women poo?

why didn't David Cameron just refuse to leave the EU?

>>73872391
umm that's where you wrong, sweaty :)) xxxx

>>73872423
no

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i dont understand politics at all
however dont you think someone with a phd and from an academic background would be more able to run this country?
like her?
why are politicians always in this country the absolute posh undeserving oxbridge graduates?

>>73872392
he deserves to be paralyzed again desu

>>73872431
Tories would have split in two.

>>73872431
because he called a referendum

>>73872357
so in your fantasy you start from the point of "the entire earth agreed to work together, all governments were dissolved and nobody had any hard feelings"

viewing humans like computer programs is always the first mistake of these ideologies; disagreements happen and borders let 2 disagreeing parties respect each others space.

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>>73872492
>>73872492

>>73872181
Whats worrying is that he treats the money people dont give to the government as money which has somehow been lost, so if you arent paying most of your income to the government then you are somehow stealing from it because of those pesky "tax cuts"

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>>73872337
Can't get stabbed in the thigh during sex if you've never had sex

>>73870613
At least you woke up.I went to bed at 1am and i am stiil in bed with no sleep.Why i am even live?