Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

私は日本語を初心者です。言語の誤謬をすみませ。ニンテンドースイチイを認氣でづか?

>>73867971
乙

>>73868181
串乙

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>>73867971
今春が来た君は綺麗になった
去年よりずっと綺麗になった

>>73868181
>ニンテンドースイチイを認氣でづか?
ニンテンドースイッチの売り上げは好調みたいですよ。

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米国に留学する日本人が減っているのって何がヤバいの?
学部レベルの学習が母国語でできない国になる方がよっぽどヤバいと思うけど。

音楽鑑賞のお時間です
トラフィックマーシャルってどんな仕事だろ
https://youtu.be/STixrDVEBrU

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>>73868181
糞キムチ
死ねばいいのに

>>73868337
モノによってはアメリカで勉強した方がいいものもあるんだろうけど、インター卒とかバリバリ帰国子女とかじゃなければ、日本語で勉強した方が効率いいしね…アメリカの大学の学費も上がってるし、費用対効果を考えると「米国に留学すべき日本人」なんて限られてると思うわ。

>>73867971
ワンコ in barか
乙

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>>73867971
乙

仕事終わりいいいいい!

>>73868554
1週間お疲れ様でした(/・ω・)/ ｼｭｳﾏﾂﾀﾞﾖｰ

>>73868600
(´・ω・`)

>>73868676
おつかれさまー!
けど土曜日は雨…鬱…

みなさま、今日もお疲れ様でした

もうすぐ戦争になるけど、なんか準備してる?

なんもしてない

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サリンミサイルに攻撃されるとどうするんだい?

me on the touge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78UZ0-Bb53E

>>73868849
おつかれさまでした。

>>73869097
すぐに空気で薄まるっしょ。サリン自体よりも着弾で死ぬ人の方が多そう。

>>73868908
俺は何もしてないな。
ただ核シェルターの売り上げが30倍になってるというニュースを見つけた。
https://dot.asahi.com/dot/2017042000071.html

正直、心配性すぎると思うけど。

>>73869097
日本だとどうもできないな…
韓国では、北朝鮮の攻撃にしなえて
ガスマスクが置いてあるらしいが。

>>73869365
>しなえて
備えて*

>>73868908
あんまし。大容量の水タンク(抗菌仕様)買おうかなーとは思ってる。あとトマトの缶詰をダースで買ったけど、もう1ダース買おうと思ってる。

登山用のケロシンストーブ持ってるけど、燃料も買っておこうかな。電気ガスの供給が絶えたら煮炊きできないしな。

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まだ4月なのになんでこんなに暑いんだろう。

>>73867971
柴犬可愛いw乙

戦争に備えて竹やり作っときゃ良いんでしょ

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>>73869634
イスラム圏でアニメは違法だと思った

けものフレンズスレから帰ってきました

>>73869696
ハクション大魔王を知らないのか

>>73869690
キリスト教に入信すればアルベルト>>73869696が鉄砲売ってくれるってさ。

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>>73869798
/a/によく過ごすのですか?

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>>73869696
堅苦しいこと言わないでくれ。
可愛いもんは可愛いから別にいいじゃん。

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>>73869850
そうそう、ほらはやくキリスト教に入信しなさい

日本をキリスト教わ存在ですか?

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>>73870029
人口の1%だけだと思うけど

>>73869988
ま…また今度(いつとは言わない)

>>73870082
Pity.(I dont know how to say it in japanese)
私はプロテスタントです。キリスト教を神学わおもしろです。星アウゴスチヌの本の読むわたのしいです。

>>73870029
江戸時代、神社で密かにキリスト教をやっている間に神道になってしまった人たちもいて複雑なんだ
その時代、仏教と神道が一緒になっていたところもある

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>>73870082
そういえばスマホのアプリだけどまどマギの新作が登場するね

>>73870224
한국인 맞긴하냐?

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You can use の as a possessive for other people (あなたの, 君の ...). Do I have to do the same when addressing people with their name, when I mean "Your"? E.g. たなかさんのパーティーは楽しいだった

Or can I just use their name and if I'm talking directly to their face, the fact I mean "Your" would be obvious. This is hypothetical, I know I don't even have to say "Your".

>>73870394
ㅇㅇ 한국인임 신학에 관심이 많고 신학도 꽤 깊이가 있어서 읽고 있음. 그리고 교양도 두루두루 있는게 좋음
Is it bad ettiquette to use korean in this thread? If it is, sorry for shitting up the thread.
>>73870298
そうですか?本当におもしろいです。日本內宗敎の歷史と變化を(I don't know how to say deep and complex sorry)

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>>73870359
面白そう
どんなアプリですか?
ゲーム?

>>73870593
그러냐 뭔가 번역기 쓴것 같지도 않은 말투라 긴가민가 했음

こんばんは

>>73870478
Use の
It is the possessive particle for everything: people, things, abstract concepts, whatever
たなかさんのパーティーは楽しかった
私の説明
君の納得
熟達の始まり

>>73870478
>楽しいだった

>>73870478
>カレンのおっぱいは大きい (karen's boobs are large)
>あなたのおっぱいは大きい (your boobs are large)

hmm?
whats the question exactly?

>>73870668
>번역기
君ガどう意味ですか?

Have any of you tried to make onigiri with capelin?

I want to try make it because I haven't eat any fish for several years and capelin is pretty cheap over here.

>>73871044
>capelin
おにぎりにしたことはないな。
でも、おにぎりは自分の好きな物を何でも入れて良いと思うよ。

>>73871044
I've never eaten Capelin onigiri. But it would be good. Maybe you could make chopped Capelin to marinade or pickled in shoyu(preferably with wasabi) then use it as filling of onigiri. It's just my 2cents.

>>73871379
>I've never eaten Capelin onigiri
Why?
They don't make those in Japan?

>>73871454
They don't. The most common way to eat Capelin here is just grilling.

Once I was sick of grilling and then I started deep frying them and making them Marinade or pickled in wasabi shoyu. Those were quite good.

But deep flying the Capelin make them exploded in hot oil. So I made many holes on their body by knife and made the frying pan covered.

>>73871454
By the way, how do you cook Capelin in Russia?

>>73871712
Fried in the oven
fresh-soup
in batter

>>73871902
Tell the closest girl to me to move to the window.

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日本人諸君、パンはどれほど食べるんですか?
毎日毎日ご飯ばかり食ってお腹壊したりしないんですか?

>>73871902
I will sit down one of the seat. How about you?

>>73871816
> fresh-soup
> in batter
Does it mean Capelin soup with butter?
Or does it mean cooking with butter and different from soup?

>>73871997
パンは朝にトースト2枚食べるだけ
米は日本人の基本だからいっぱい食べる

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>>73872018
Fresh-soup is fresh-soup. Uha in russian, a soup with fish.

In batter means picrealated.

>>73870029
小学校の時にholy name? キリスト教の名前を持っているという子がいたよ
あと友達が神父さんと付き合ってる

>>73871997
>パンはどれほど食べるんですか?
俺の場合、2~3日に一度くらい

>毎日毎日ご飯ばかり食ってお腹壊したりしないんですか?
壊さないよw

>>73871997
パンは量の割にカロリーが少ないから滅多に食べません。

グルテン不耐症なのか、単にカロリーが少ないのか、パンばっかり食べてると私は体調が悪くなります。

パンや小麦製品で何食かしのいだ後、ご飯を食べると「やっと本物の食べ物にありつけた!」と感じます。

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power to the peeps, power for the dreams
still missing piece, scattering, so incomplete

>>73872111
That looks delicious. Are these fries minced meat of Capelin?

お前らもMastodonやれよ

>>73872236
*fried

>>73872246
#lolieは僕のお気に入りのハッシュタグ

>>73872246
むずかしそう

SNSは集中力の大敵らしいよ。掲示板もそうだろうけどね。

>>73868181
再販しても10分程で賣り切れるぐらい人氣です。

>>73872309
捨てアドでよくて無料で広告も今のところない
登録もかんたん

>>73872236
You can put any fish meat over there you want.
But yeah it must be minced before that.

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ロリコンの素顔をバレないためメークしてます

>>73872361
Thanks. I hope Capelin were as cheap as prices in Russia, in my country.

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>>73872053
>>73872169
>>73872192
こっちから見るとそっちの方がおかしい。
ご飯なんてサラダとかでしか食べない料理だから。

私は特にパン好きで、こういうの毎日2〜3個食べないと満たされない。

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最近10℃以上でした
夏がくる前兆だね

>>73872465
このパンは味が付いてますか?それとも、チーズや調理した肉などと一緒に食べますか?

>>73872562
味は付いていません。
他の料理と一緒に食べるものです。

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>>73869696
偶像だからな、てかTV事態アウトだろ?たしかw

>>73870029
少ない、非常に少ない。
10%切ってる。理由はわからん、と言うか
神道と仏教が強すぎて新しい宗教が来ても一個くらい増えても道って事無いって思うw

>>73870082
戦国時代末期日本は世界の鉄砲の80%所有してたんで、軍事大国でした。元は1丁の鉄砲だったんだけどね、複製を自分たちで作ったんでw
ちなみに5億だか50億出して買ってる。

>>73870224
聖書学が個人的に好き、聖書の起源、変化を調べる学問なんだが、矛盾とかそう言った物を学ぶ学問だよ。

>>73870593
神道にタブーがほとんどないのと多神教だったのが他の宗教の介入が少なくなる理由だと思うのです。

>>73871997
毎朝パンだよ。だけど米で腹は壊さないぞ、パンは作成に手間が掛かる。主食として手間が掛かる、米の方が多く実る
等の理由で米食が出来るなら米の方が安いw
ちなみに、小麦を粉にする関係上吸収率が良くなるので糖尿病になりやすい。
これは粉物系全般に言える、小麦粉より消化が悪いから米は糖尿病になりにくいんだよ。

>>73872628
なるほど。ハンバーガーやサンドイッチにしたら美味しそうだと思いました。

僕は主食としてパンは食べないけど、おやつとしてハンバーガーやサンドイッチを食べるのは好きです。

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>落ちていた1ドル玉を見かけるとき

>>73872628
どんな料理と一緒に食べるんですか?

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ぷち日本人qtのお尻をぺんぺんしたい

>>73872525
そちらの夏は何℃ぐらい?

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>>73872465
そりゃそうだw
文化が違うんだからw

こっちの生卵と醤油掛けたご飯とか多分見た目でアウトでしょ。

おれはパン食でも全然行けるんでフランス、ドイツの旅行へ行ったときに苦労はしなかった
他のヤツは4日過ぎたあたりで米が食いたい・・・って言ってたw

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>>73872851
僕のところは25℃前後

>>73872774
なんでもありです。
肉、魚、野菜、なんでもぶち込んで美味しそうにたべられるんですよ。

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>>73872734
>自分が猫だったと気付いた時

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>厚い太もも足すハイレグ
僕のトウモロコシが2つになる

>>73873020
美味しそうですね。いつか食べて見たいです。

トルコの鯖サンドイッチを思い出しました。

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>>73867971

GTAオンラインでヨーロッパのセッション繋がったときは本当に居心地が良いね
平和すぎるw

>>73873241
あ、それいいね。
私は港で働いてるんでよくイワシとともに食べる。

I'm autistic and don't like anki, is there a similarly efficient way of learning Kanji that isn't anki?

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>>73867971

>>73873385
The good ol' memorize by pen and paper

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>>73873471
I can't even write kana even though I can recognize all characters on sight

日焼けしたチルノは正義
ギャルチルノも出てほしい

f字は彼の人生を壊した

>>73873385
>similarly efficient way
so you dont like flashcards but want flashcard efficiency, somehow?

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春は曙

日本人は道に堕ちている1円玉、5円玉、10円玉は拾わないというけど本当ですか

拾うのは50円からですか

>>73874106
go away stupid

>>73874153
分からないわ…もう長いことお金を拾うなんてラッキーなことが私に起きてないのよ…(´・ω・｀)

>>73874153
>日本人は道に堕ちている1円玉、5円玉、10円玉は拾わないというけど本当ですか
俺だったら拾う。
ただし、金額が大きい場合や、財布を見つけたら交番に届ける。

I don't know what you mean by "efficient", but you shouldn't use flash-cards to learn kanji anyway. They are for vocabulary and reading recognition only.

Make lists of twenty-or-so, just on a sheet of paper, with columns for the kanji, kana pronunciations, and some meanings in English. Write the kanji over and over on other paper while reading the pronunciation and thinking about the meaning on your reference sheet. Once you think you have done enough practice, and think you can remember them, then create a number of lists with either the kanji column or the pronunciation column empty (don't necessarily need a meaning column). Self-test by trying to fill in the blanks and keep repeating until you can do it perfectly. It's fine to cheat if you get stuck, but don't stop trying until you can do it without cheating.

You can probably do 100 a week (20 each for 5 days and then review all 100 on the weekend), and unlike with flash-cards, you'll be able to write everything, too.

Since you say you can't write any kana yet, you can actually use the same method for those, too. Just replace the kanji with kana and kana pronunciations with romaji pronunciations.

The only other thing to bear in mind is stroke order. Not only does following the stroke order ensure that your characters look the way they should, it also commits the whole thing to muscle memory so in the end you don't have to think hard about how to write it.

>>73874106
>i hate the sun
>I hate all the people outside
why? Are you OK? you seem to have a lot of troubles to live happily.

>>73874106
you can curse others as you like
but karma comes back to you 10 fold

>>73874106
so, how come you have a fixation for the F?
what did he do to you?

>>73874153
日本人じゃないけど、俺なら拾わない。
拾ったとしても、すぐ交番に届ける。

今日も大学に行き損ねた
来週は行く

>>73874153
あんまり落ちてないし大体の人は拾わないんじゃないかな
でも子供の頃に1円玉をお母さんと一緒に拾った事があるよ。この歌を知っていたから↓
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etl7FNIS8_c

>>73874559
your life is as okay as it was before.

>>73874578
再来週でも行かぬだろ

>>73874696
serves you right my dude

>>73874696
yes, you will.
someday a girl with single eyelids will tell you she loves you.

>>73874988
you don't like assholes?

>>73874988
Your people murdered the Jews.

>>73874631
絶対に行くと思うけど。。

>>73874988
>all women are assholes
if I remember correctly, you were saying you lost interest in Korean girls, but black women, no?

>>73875235
Your people were collaborators for the Belgian colonists, you stole our Hutu land, you whipped us

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>>73875329
>you whipped us
did you like it?

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昼食の時間です
今日はBacalhau à Brás
いただきます

ぱんちゅやだいすき

ぱんちゅやいないの

peru? are you ok? WORRIED

>>73875738
>Bacalhau à Brás
パスタ?米?それとも芋料理?

http://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv296284844
english lesson

WORRIED

>>73878248
>paying thousands of dollarydoos in airfares just to get a whiff of muff

>>73875738
Whose green tea do yo want?

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>>73877206
鱈と芋

>>73878371
関西のかわいい子

>>73878248
Don't buy a ticket but buy miles.
Tell her that those miles are expiring soon and you want her to use them.

嵐が来る予感

>>73878529
now is a good time to shop for a korean girl
there are lots of them seeking a safe home

>>73878248
No.
You shouldn't.
You can imagine how innocent the girl who doesn't mind to make a guy pay flight fee is.
You shouldn't.

>>73879867
>i'm not going to hurt her
I think you had better find a girl, who pays her fright fee by herself and has responsibility for her life in the foreign country, and she will make you more happy. It's just my opinion for you though.
> i'm more scared than she is
That's why you shouldn't.

>>73879867
You should kidnap her, keep her prisoner and rape her. Then when you get bored, kill her and hide the body where nobody will ever find it.

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嵐、キタｰｰｰｰ!

>>73879017
It's easier for her to accept your offer.
You can tell her that you actually bought her flight when you meet her.

>>73880284
>i can't hurt other people. i would rather kill myself than hurt a single eyelid girl
That's also a very good idea.

hello my racial friends

>>73881292
Do you think FN will win now because of what happened in Paris?

are you mental?

>>73878532
ありがとう
鱈と芋の料理か、美味しそうだな

>>73881313
フランの復活とか胸熱
星の王子様の紙幣好きなんだよねー

>>73880161
Corpses always show up eventually. The only fool-proof solution is eating the body.

>>73881313
Dukno. I think she will be between 40 and 50% during the second round
I'm not delusional

>>73881699
その話は日本ではかなり人気だけど、
俺は読んだ事がない
札に印刷されているのも知らんかった

>>73882167
Neither is right. Because in modern society status is determined chiefly by wealth, even the lower orders can gain status and have a rich family - this is especially apparent in China - so there's not necessarily anything to admire. On the other hand, there is nothing at all wrong with inheriting status.

>>73881313
She'll probably score higher than expected in the first round (in the latest polls she was at 22% together with Macron and Fillon/Mélenchon were both at 18%).
It's a shame polls are currently forbidden because we're now too close to voting day.

That 2017 election was a wild ride, that's for sure.

>>73881699
>フランの復活
しねーよwww

>>73882230
>俺は読んだ事がない
へぇそうなのか。
日本には何故か星の王子様ミュージアムなんて物もあるんだよw

>>73882423
えー?残念(´･ω･`;)

>>73882167
People don't view rich people negatively because of that, it's pretty much jealousy because they had a very easy road to success + all the things that come with being from a rich family.

>>73882230
50フラン札だった
天色で美しかったぞ

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(二次元の)彼女と喧嘩して一旦別れたいと言われたらどうする?

>>73882820
悲しいパンダが看板のあのサイトに行くしか無いんだな

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90sGxMAwsOY

>>73881952
your thoughts on jean-luc melenchon, his >400,000 euro earnings 100% tax rate, and his admiration of hugo chavez

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>>73883350
I agree with him on the EU part
But he is just a commie acting like a socialist

>>73882874
彼女のおかずにおぼれようとすることですね
参考になりました
ありがとうございます

>>73883278
It's not cute.

>>73883688
New LP
Best Japanese psych band

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sine

こんばんは

やっと週末ですよ~
4連休のあとの一週間ってきついですね
たった4日なのにすごく永くて…
もちろん帰ってから激しくスピードアップしますけどね、逆だったらいいのに…


>>73883278
>Recorded at Faust Studio in Prague May 2016
>Prague
very intredasting

the distortion is not something I'm used to too much
the second song is nice
haven't listened to whole thing yet, though

>>73883762
Sure but it's not cute.

>>73883986
5/10 isn't ugly, it's just average. That Korean girl was around a 5 or so.

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>>73883808

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>>73884435

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>>73884511

>>73873664
I wonder how Cirno got a tan in spite of an ice fairy.
didn't she melt when she was getting a tan?

>>73884665
>everything is tight
I bet her gash isn't since it's taken The F.'s meaty black pecker so many times.

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>>73884667
maybe it's a fake tan

Peru? Are you here peru? Peru I need an update peru, peru I am VERY worried about you.

Peru?

>>73884993
It's your fault she's a lesbian tho

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幸福駅

廃線なので幸福には行けない ;_;

>>73885096
幸福に行きたかったら自分の力で行けってことだよ

>most people agree that what he did was wrong
laughinggooks.jpg

>>73885680
when are you and peru going to be friends again

>>73886307
i'm not a normie though

>>73886307
jesus christ I've done my fair share of trolling, but you're genuinely weird, get to a psychiatrist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z87PPu05sdY

>>73886307
why don't you kill yourself?

>>73886509
y-you too

>>73886461
>bye bye mother, I'm touring around SEAsia to find factories

10 months later in bangkok

>THIS IS THE THAI POLICE, WE HAVE AN URGENT REPORT, A HISPANIC MALE IS THREATENING TO JUMP OFF A SKYSCRAPER
>A thai girl stole all my money and was fucking a white guy behind my back! I have NOTHING left to live for!

this worried peru, this worried.

>>73886700
how old are you? serious question

Peru
Come VLOG with me in Thailand

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マック食おっかな

>>73887305
食え

最近明るくなった
秋はまだかな

Bonjour. フランスの人いますか?

フランス人に質問があるんだ。聞いてくれ!

Maussというミュージシャンは今でも活動してますか?彼の曲が好きですか?

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>>73885096
はだかじまに行けるけど

>>73888016
what if he secretly likes you

>>73888016

What if The F was that korean soccer player the whole time

>>73888328
what if he did it because he was jealous and wanted you all for himself

>>73888328

What if you were The F's husband?

If The F and Koreaboo were together who would be the seme and who would be the uke? Or would they both alternate?

Japanese literature is very interesting.

>>73888802
tough question desu
i'd say they'd alternate

>>73888888

>>73889065
yes it is me

>>73889683
No you won't.
Kill yourself already, please.

>>73889792
Neither do you get to call a new thread 60 posts ahead of time.
Nobody is gonna use your shitty thread you lowlife freak.

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ちわー

>>73890521
mmmmmm

>>73887667
いるいる

>>73887859
彼のこと聞いたことない

>>73890654
What did that racist faggot do to you for you to be so fixated on him?
This is approaching gay yandere levels

To the murricans and bongs ITT:
How would you native speakers transliterate the word "angered" into Katakana?
My accent is too cancerous to be sure of my answer.

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>>73890849
とっとと病院行けやwキチガイw

>>73890849
Nein. Er ist bestimmt ein toller Kerl.

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>>73890994
カタカナ英語なんか日本語のガンだな

>>73891155
同感だから確認したい

>>73891157
Hulk is not white

>>73890994
エインガルド
多分

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I serve special coffee to you white boys.

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>>73891329
what the actual fuck

J'aime The.F plus que n'importe qui!

>>73891314
ありがとう
「アンゲレッド」、じゃないよな?

J'aime koreaboo plus que n'importe qui!

>>73891453
The "an" in "angered" rhymes with BANE
the "gered" is like kurd or turd.

>>73891599
Haha, I fucking knew it.
Thanks for the confirmation, Americabro.

>>73891394
Mark Ruffalo doesn't look white
HOLYWOODED

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フランス娘はアナルセックスを許します

I miss Sarah.
I miss Veggie.
I miss Kiri.
I miss Pantsu.
I miss takahiro.

>>73891923
Sara deserved better

>>73891923
All me desu

This thread sure has a lot of weird people.

>>73892021
Your asshurt is as sweet as ever, DT-kun.

>>73892180
Sure does.

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>>73891994
That pathetic attention whore had to go.

>>73892180
yourself included :^)

>>73891923
literally who

>>73891923
>Sarah
Cool american girl. Was nice but some japanese in this thread used to bully her
>Veggie
Best girl still around shitposting before going to bed
>Kiri
Too much stalking and attention
>Pantsuya
still around
>Takahiro
He came back a few weeks ago and left

>>73892379
Indeed.

>>73892416
tripfags worse than the F (except takahiro and maybe kiri)

>>73892416
your newfaggotery is showing

>>73892545
don't worry I never intended to hide it.
gotta know who the resident general circlejerking tripfags are, you know :^).

>newfags
小学生並みの発言

>>73892613
Dude he's been a tripfag in this thread for years please show him some respect

>>73892489
>I'm not asshurt you fucking idiot
You are, and it's fucking great. Keep being asshurt you filthy Koreaboo piece of shit, it really makes my day.
>all because he's a fucking mean autistic loser
No, that's just you.
>i'm a human
Subhuman, maybe.

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>>73892480
pantsuya will never leave

>This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.

>>73892772
It's 5am
Let the dumb gaijn shitpost a bit

一度や二度だけ屋内でタバコを吸ってもだめだ?

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>>73892772
このスレはずっと前からキチガイの隔離部屋だけどな
な
なああ?!

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gonna try genki again buds
I tried learning japanese a year or two ago but my mom and stepdad were always screaming at each other so I could never concentrate
now that that problem's solved I hope I can make some progress this time

>>73892934

a-anon... what did you do to your parents???

>>73892934
Recommend doing the audio material as well if you're not already accustomed to listening

>>73892895
吸うこと自体は駄目だよ
今すぐやめなさい

I'll make the next thread at 310.

>>73892984
piece of human garbage stepdad fled to another state after the past few months have been increasingly horrible for their already terrible relationship
I'm finally comfortable in my own home for the first time in 4 years
feels good desu

>>73893024
一package以上吸おうとは思っていないよ
久々に吸うことにしただけ

>>73893029
Are you the new taorila

>>73893165
んー、じゃあ、今日だけは許す

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>>73893182
I love my mom and hated the way she got treated in their relationship and I genuinely want the prick she was married to to kick the bucket desu
my real dad and I don't talk often

>>73893243
許してもらえてほっとする

>>73893029
Do it. Don't care about retarded koreaboo.

NEW THREAD
>>73893329
>>73893329
>>73893329
>>73893329
>>73893329
>>73893329

>>73893321
でも中毒にならないように気をつけてね

おはよう(・ω・)ノ
週末なのに何故か早く目が覚めた。

>>73883979
やっと週末ですね( ´ ▽ ` )一週間お疲れ様
>>73892922
もしかしてレミちゃん?

あーあ、例のドイツ旗の書き込みが全部消されたせいで265に戻った
面倒くさい

>>73895958
おはよう
今日の予定は何ですか

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Can someone help me out with this? It looks like
>コイノボリツヨーブユカツワモヂヂマキ
But it makes no sense to me, could someone write the sentence in proper jap or indicate the words, I'm getting so confused here. No need to translate.

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>>73896111
レミは就職したんだろ?
4ちゃんなんかしてねーよ

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>>73899375
大卒じゃないらしいから肉体労働かな

>>73899270
コイノボリ is 鯉のぼり
ショーブユ is 菖蒲湯(しょうぶゆ)
カシワモチ is 柏餅
チマキ is ちまき

>>73899594
Thanks so much!!

>>73896981
二度寝してた、週末最高(・ω・)
今日は少し遠出する予定
>>73899375
就職後もたまにやって来たからそうかと思った、毒舌だし。

>>73899446
レミはX脚で小太り

みんなの新スレが消されませんように

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>>73904775
みんな消えてしまえばいいのに!!!

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>>73905820

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死んだスレ

なに削除されまくってるんだ

>>73909139
それでスレが二つになったのか( ;´Д｀)

>>73867971

You think you're a man but you're only a boy
You think you're a man, you are only a toy
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see
You weren't man enough to satisfy me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk
Are the subtitles accurate? Are they really bullying Davido-kun as much as it seems?

>>73908836
まさか、ただ命拾い

How does /jp/ feel about the stolen land that is Karafuto Prefecture (Sakhalin, Russia)? Do you want it back?

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スレを埋めにワイが来ますた
ぱんちゅを貼りましゅ

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埋め産め

うめ吉

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I will give you a hand to fill this thread.

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20 replies left until the bump limit.

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>>73915366
あと18だべ
German Koreabooは
どんだけ貼ったんだよ

ching chong

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埋め埋め

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>>73915475
no
you should say chin-chin in moon language

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埋め

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埋め埋め

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>tfw nobody helps me out....

>>73915551
i dont understand you, stop speaking asian

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>>73915366
should i make one if bump limit reaches?

>>73915944
I haven't seen you making a thread for quite a while.

>>73915944

No, there's already the next thread.
>>73893329

>>73915780
(´・ω・｀)

埋めるの諦めたのかな

>>73918839
見捨てられたかわいそうなスレ…

OP画に哀愁

>>73918839
だって面倒なんだもん
俺以外にやってる人いなかったしさ(涙

I have a new thread ready.
Please don't make one.

梅之助

New thread
>>73919259
>>73919259
>>73919259

このスレは310を超えました
もう誰も来ません

>>73919428
Someone might delete their post.