loll
told myself I wasn't gonna do a cannabis today
>you guys you just dont get it, she gets fucked by other men but we are in a relationship! is just too complex for you guys,
>>73866096
hxc
Useless parts of countries list:
Northern Canada
Eastern Russia
Middle America
>>73866059
Yeah, in all fairness Canada is a better country than the US
>>73866102
Can you show me how large your Cara folder is?
i ain't rich, but i damn sure wanna be.
workin like like a dog all day ain't workin for me.
i wish i had a rich uncle that had kicked the bucket,
and i was sittin on a pile like warren buffet.
i know everybody says money can't buy happiness,
but it can buy me a boat.
it can buy me a truck to pull it.
it can buy me a yeti-110 iced down with some silver bullets.
yeeeaaaaaa and i know what they say,
money can't buy everything... well maybe so,
but it can buy me a boat.
>>73866112
Everything not North Mexico
Fuck I just looked up what an open relationship was
I thought it was when people were too pretentious to get married I didn't know it involved fucking other people outside the relationship
>>73866112
Don't forget the east coast
>>73866114
Your opinion has been noted.
>>73866120
I was a highwayman, along the coach roads I did ride
>the country with a quarter the population, double the land and water, and closest ally of the world leader is a nicer country
gave me a bit of a think
>>73866141
Isn't an opinion
>>73866132
It's only cuckoldry if your partner fucks more people than you
>>73866128
I think you meant everything besides Baja California.
>>73866128
Isn't Mexico City half your GDP?
childhood crush
>>73866154
canada isnt great because of the empty space, america has plenty of empty space too
>>73866155
Faelti
>>73866144
Hmm
I was hoping you would show me something bigger
I appreciate that you paid for the movies and restaurant
>>73866168
>he's a furry
>just fell into the toilet and possibly broke my nose again while incredbly dickeredd
bitch niggas willl know this feel
p.s extremely drunk
>>73866161
They are like half the population.
>>73866182
>I appreciate that you paid for the movies and restaurant
What?
ah yes the irish
worst thing to happen to this country incidentally
>>73866144
Embarrassing
>>73866168
Siri, what happened to the Twin Towers
>>73866199
Right after the Italians
>>73866192
remember when you took him out last weekend
>>73866210
The Jews
>>73866210
They got replaced by freedom
>I'm not antisemitic I just fucking hate jews
I don't understand why you feel the need to simplify an open relationship so much.
There's much more to it than hurr your girl fucks other guys or durr you're to dumb to settle.
It's a deeper understanding of each other emotionally and as humans.
It's totally natural.
>>73866229
When ackmed tries to take out that one the nukes start flying.
>loser from a third world country starts posting at like 6am in the morning
>he immediately controls the direction of the thread and every post in /cum/
>>73866242
what kind of a fucking file name is that
>>73866184
>>73866209
Not a furry and when you're a kid you don't understand or care anyway, I liked her
you all are the weird ones
Gentlemen, I have a random international question to ask, since I am extremely bored with nothing else to do: which European country has the best broadband Internet?
>>73866268
romania
>>73866253
It's a sign, it's a sign you should respect us
>>73866253
Fin poster?
>>73866268
Sweden
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Internet_connection_speeds
>>73866253
I hste this pepe pic.
>>73866268
transnistria or liberland
>>73866268
I know the answer, but I refuse to tell you.
>>73866273
I see, what about the U.S. state with the best broadband Internet?
>you guys don't get, there is a complexity you need to understand, there is something deep about your girl being fucked by others
>>73866274
There are very few people I respect and some retard on 4chan isnt one of them
>pepe
>>73866296
it was funny the first time shut up
>redditt toad
>>73866309
It's still funny but it would be funnier if the guy was still here trying to defend himself
What's having a penis like?
he's a 9/10 at least
Hey guys my girlfriend is getting dicked by other men but it's okay because I could theoretically fuck another woman if one was to agree to have sex with me
At least I know I have a girlfriend who loves me and whom I love. No matter what you morons say.
is only funny when i do it dumb potatoman
>>73866326
maybe should have thought of that before your parents let shlomo botch the circumcision
>>73866343
you are a cuck. it doesnt matter if he's getting pussy too, his gf is literally getting dicked down by other men, no sane man is okay with that
You don't own her. YOU DO NOT OWN HER.
>>73866305
>>73866320
Is red-dit actually that bad or do we make fun of them for no reason?
>girlfriend who loves you
>but she needs to fuck other men
@73866345
I have a girlfriend as well, except I'm not a cuck and she doesn't fuck other mem
>>73866359
No no no
You don't get it
He isn't a cuck because he could theoretically have sex with another woman
>9/10 in cuck my ass
>>73866374
What's so difficult to understand?
>>73866377
Sure and I bet you want to fuck other women but can't
As a best poster of this general, i feel like i have a responsibility of not having any favorites.
But i do, i do have favorites, sorry /cum/ i have failed you.
the longer a general exists with the same recurring users, the more it gets like IRC and less like an imageboard
a potent example is the increasing tendency to respond to people without actually quoting their post number
>I'm not a cuck and she doesn't fuck other men
RIP Le Penis sucker
If you fuck my girl in the ass, cum on her face, and then have her lick your cum off her face and swallow it but I'm still cuddling with her at night, who's the real cuck? Checkmate
>>73866392
>I bet you want to fuck other women but can't
why are you in a relationship if one woman isnt enough for you? also why arent you enough for your gf?
hm yes interesting phenomenon
>he thinks I support le poop
dum macaroni supporter
What's going on here guys
If i moved my head back 3 inches from where i'm sitting, i would die
>>73866326
Having this thing between your legs that makes it so you can't close them and not be uncomfortable, sndrandomly gets hard at the worst moments unless you jack it 4 times a day.
>clack my ass
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''best''''''''''''''''''''''''''' poster
>>73866432
kys
I support Macron because John Oliver told me to
Some of you talk about yourselves too much when you really arent that interesting
Others give advice when they really arent in the position too
>>73866438
who are you quoting?
Ok
>>73866412
Physically no i guess we're not enough for each other
No one is emotionally we're solid
>>73866457
no one that's why it's so funny
>>73866457
you a long time ago
>costco on the front page of /pol/
i pity people who dont have a membership
>>73866367
Depends on what subs you're looking for
There are some shitty things that are shared site-wide, though, like brigading posts and comments.
>>73866432
I am tired and can't think, who's this?
>>73866453
Good for you, idiot.
Macron doesn't need you anyway, fucker.
I hate you so much. Just shut up.
Why even bother making such a useless post?
I honestly hope you kill yourself.
>>73866455
/soc/ & /adv/ in one post
Feeling a BIT hosed
>>73866406
Quit posting this idiot
>>73866472
>the costco cult got to him
>he isnt a bj's disciple
"at least we're not /brit/"
>>73866455
Your quality has been going down since you broke up with your gf.
cold and distant type, perhaps?
>>73866472
Costco hotdogs are surprisingly good desu
>>73866455
Isn't this technically giving us advice even though you're in no position to give said advice?
>>73866471
Sorry, but I have hard evidence to back up my claims.
Better luck next time, sweetie ;)
i really like the milk they sell at costco
and im talking about whole milk, not that fake 2% gay ass bullshit
>>73866441
Why?
>>73866478
CB
>>73866497
My fave thing is the chicken bake tbqh
>>73866503
delete this
used to get costco hotdogs in highschool with the boys
HOT STOP
http://www.strawpoll.me/12792548
poopy pants drumpfy cry like a baby ahahaha
>he's not enough for his woman
the so called nu-male
>I don't like 2%
>>73866538
He asked me to eat his poo crumbs
>he's not enough for his man
http://www.strawpoll.me/12792557
>>73866519
Yeah, costco pizza is shit tho
>I drink 2%
>>73866553
gross
>>73866503
how the turn table have tabled
>>73866553
You got it all wrong.
I want to eat your poo crumbs.
>>73866544
Yeah you think you are so smart huh? You totally shut me down paraphrasing me and posting a picture of a guy wearing a fedora? Is that what you are implying? That i wear a fedora? And if i do, so what? Does that makes me less human? No it doesn't, you are just some dumb kid that thinks you are funny, but you aren't funny, you are a dick.
Whole milk is for real men
2% is for sissies
Remember to drink a glass of milk with every meal.
>Yeah you think you are so smart huh? You totally shut me down paraphrasing me and posting a picture of a guy wearing a fedora? Is that what you are implying? That i wear a fedora? And if i do, so what? Does that makes me less human? No it doesn't, you are just some dumb kid that thinks you are funny, but you aren't funny, you are a dick.
>>73866591
What is the normal milk?
My gf still hasn't come home from her 420 date with her friends
4/21 still high buds
>>73866591
Real men drink egg nog
>>73866591
fantastic post
Milk right out of the cow's tit is for gods
I put effort into it, so if any of you can save it and repost it later, i would deeply appreciate it.
>>73866602
I know
>fantastic post
>>73866619
mmmm
>>73866619
Who needs pasteurization
Unpasteurized milk tastes like shit city slicker
>>73866640
wat
Unpasteurized milk makes really good hot chocolate
Fresh milk doesn't taste like shit
You nerds need to live on a farm for a few years
My mom only bought skim :((
>wat
>>73866622
Im worried because most of her friends are guys
>>73866664
this is my image
>>73866657
>American estrogen pumped milk
>Fresh milk doesn't taste like shit
Are we gonna do this shit again where you just make up stuff and adamantly defend it?
>>73866674
Nope, it's mine now.
Don't post it on 4chan next time
I remember fresh milk tasting fine desu
But then again last time I drank it was a long time ago
/dixie/ needs to be destroyed
>>73866070
Only r8'd ones I have been in. Except Hawaii.
>>73866728
no u
>>73866728
>/dixie/ needs to clack my ass
http://www.governing.com/gov-data/state-marijuana-laws-map-medical-recreational.html
This map is interesting, gray isn't.
>dollar drink days are back in two weeks
>>73866728
I like that they call non-southerners yanks as if they aren't also yanks
>>73866740
take that back
>>73866746
no bully
>in a world without brown people
>>73866070
>tfw your state is lovèd
>>73866747
>it's mostly grey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjI6i5mZR0
really opened my eyes
Watching the first season of Heroes
>>73866778
Count the states.
>>73866813
good for you
>>73866206
my waifu say's it's big
>>73866774
the kangaroo and leaves are completely unfitting
>>73866774
>european union included
heh
>>73866772
if 20 million people lived on manhattan this would be real
really gets the ol' noggin joggin'
>>73866856
should I sign up for MI after I get my degree? Wonder how fucked it is
>>73866856
>a monarch
not really sweetie X but very cute :*
>>73866850
? what are you talking about? the stars are from an oldrer american flag
>>73866848
yeah I know :(. those could be changed to something else
>>73866819
What's bothering you, hun
>>73866774
very nice.
>>73866856
New York seems like a shitty place to live. Too much commotion
https://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453
Rofl, using our autist as a poster child, I guess they forgot how he hated niggos and fags.
>Autism came to be associated with impassioned gamers, in part, because of a Sonic the Hedgehog megafan referred to as Chris-Chan (now known as Christine). In the mid-2000s, Christine, who was diagnosed with autism early in her life, illustrated the first issue of her Sonic fan comic, Sonichu, from her Virginia home. It was unpolished and unapologetically earnest, just the kind of thing to surface on mid-2007 4chan. After discovering her Encyclopedia Dramatica page, which contained a mocking portrait of her habits and online history, Christine began fighting back against her trolls. On YouTube, Christine tried to reason with them. But it just added fuel to their malicious little war. A 10-year harassment campaign followed, which is still playing out on Christine’s social media.
>a world without christianity
>>73866904
meant for
>>73866731
>>73866856
Today is her birthday
>>73866917
>everything would be small without Christians
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_about_California
lol
>>73866907
i wonder how trans """people""" comment on their past life. Like do they say during "my boyhood" and want people to refer to them as a she when the story is taking place while he was still a he
>>73866967
>all those literally who bands that add themselves
>>73866907
>fighiting the trolls
when will they learn. Life will always be filled with daytime white trash TV
>>73866986
They seem to think the internet is exactly like real life or something.
(._.)/
posted in the wrong thread lol
>the father of Oregon is Canadian
huh
>>73867014
smart lad, spending his day learning foreign languages or japanese culture on the internet instead of getting jewed in college
>>73866985
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiWoF5tvLG4
>>73867025
(>_<)/
>>73867041
>>73867041
irish always mostly win
>>73867061
>>73867062
>triggered
Sex is kind of gross.
Might just choose to masturbate to my mirror image for the rest of my life.
>>73867037
Both of the Oregonians in the National Statuary Hall are from Quebec.
>>73867069
but im irish
>>73867070
lost a birth 2bh
still in need of the quebecois gf
>>73867061
If you laughed you're going to hell with me.
>>73867070
>masturbate to my mirror image for the rest of my life
bit gay innit
im watching a show set in montreal and i recognize so many of the locations its so weird
>>73867070
U a grill?
i love cherrie
>>73867097
Yeah, but I have a nice ass.
>>73867107
No.
home alone for the weekend
what do
if i 3D printed a dildo of my own cock and fucked myself in the ass with it, would that be gay?
>>73867135
just thinking about inserting objects in your anus is gay 2bh
>>73867135
Are you having sex with other men?
going to start going to bed listening to french media
see if it aids my french study
>>73867130
close the drain in the tub and leave it running for a waterfall effect while you sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3z3r-DIQAw
>>73867135
>not using your own dick
huh g' eh
>>73867041
Tbqh, if garrisoned gooks with fucking semi-automatic rifles could defend itself indefinitely against the whole U.S. army and its allies, with all of its war machinery (bombs, agent orange, advanced weaponry and equipment, etc) then American citizens should have absolutely no need for anything greater than semi-automatic rifles.
Prove me wrong, /cum/.
>>73867175
If I absolutely have to I can suck my own dick.
>>73867171
>>73866070
>love MD
>hate VA
are you brain damaged
>>73867184
>break gook in half
>it becomes two gook
>break two gook in half
>four gook
best to leave gook to kill itself desu
>>73867236
shagged a slag in there once, left a couple historical marks too
>>73867243
sauce?
post additional maps, that's all i got.
>>73867259
literally wikipedia. i spend like 20 minutes making a proper map version out of it.
>>73867243
Those shades of blue are too similar.
>>73867254
>Las Vegas with nothing
Stale
>>73867285
well they haven't played a game yet so it's still accurate.
>>73867248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT5msu-dap8
>>73867281
all that matters is the dark bluegreen, the rest of it is splitting hairs amongst certain types of medicinal purposes.
>>73867248
>Portugal. The Man
>Billy Gilman
>Spencer Bohren
Literally who tier
congay likes skyrim more than us
>>73867293
>not noticing "the awarded a team but yet to play symbol"
>>73867243
florida "legalized" cannabis is an absolute joke and it's one of the darker states
put that in your perspective and smoke it (protip: you won't even know it's there)
>>73867248
bit weird that wiz is highest selling in north dakota top fucking kek
>>73867338
legalised or decriminalised?
>US Virgin Islands
>Bahamas
Even in a lazy paradise, nigs gonna nig.
you're a pseudo intellectual
>spent 45 minutes reading about the recent activites of chris chan
fug, time for bed
>>73867361
both
For legalized it's a ridiculously small amount for cancer patients and probably terminal illnesses in general. My mom's doctor wouldn't even prescribe it because it's so ineffective.
I think it's only decriminalized in Tampa though. I'm sure most cops don't even care as long as it's not in public.
>>73867448
this poster is not a lawyer btw consult with lawyers or you might have to go back
>>73867332
whats his steamid
>>73867597
I can't give out personal information
>>73867620
he wants to fuck me its ok
*purrs*
>>73867624
prove it
The Russian gf
now he's playing stellaris
>>73867656
ill just ask him myself
>>73867676
fine. don't bond with my by sharing secrets
>>73867665
is she single
Yung lean is a good rapper
>Yung lean is a good rapper
>eat 500 calories of bread
>hungry after an hour
>eat 500 calories of cereal
>full for 5 hours
wtf
fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more
>>73867741
I find liquids or really wet foods make me full longer.
>>73867777
this sounds vaguely familiar. i vaguely remember hearing that if you're on a diet you should drink a glass of water before your meal or something cause it helps you feel fuller.
>>73867741
milk
when I don't drink milk I could eat a cow
Yall mind if I give up
watched more pokemon indigo league with my dogs tonight
I used my chihuahuas big booty as a head rest. I was almost about to fall asleep!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9O6e7cgkeqw
>>73867843
Good song buddy
>>73867888
trips of truth
this girl is utterly mentally handicapped.
do you accept her as your lawfully wedded wife?
>>73867940
i would marry a man for a platonic life partner of equal intellectual footing and keep her in the basement to satisfy my desires and for breeding
>>73866070
You are among the most libtarded shitheels in the libtard shitheel community.
I'm trying to think of a way to express how contradicting your opinions are without coming off as a complete asshole.
In several of your OPs, you make yourself come off as the nicest, most accepting person alive (i.e dixie images, canada images) and then in the current image you claim that not everyone's opinions are equal. I am neither a hated or loved state, but both groups are completely valid, despite the fact that you don't agree with who they are. Hated states can make whatever fucking posts they please, and whether you like it or not, it's still a post. There is no difference between Loved States and, as you say, "hated" states That being said, I read and enjoy hated state posts, and your opinion of the loved states and relevant states in general, while valid, is contradictory and ignorant.
You are a condescending douche.
However, I'm still your post because your condescending douche opinions are just as valid as Conway's, Placer's, or anyone else's for that matter.
Have a nice day, asshole.
because baby
YOU CAN DAAAAANCE
yes you can dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk
eastern north america is so comfy, western north america feels too barren
>>73867734
>>73867709
Good taste
The White Stripes is the last good thing to come out of America
yung lean is a shit rapper but unknown death 2002 has some decent tracks
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2uezp9
what do you guys do when something you're reading or watching really fucks you up
do you quickly consume something that'll make you feel better, or do you mope around for a bit or what
wish I had a gf who'd just let me cup her breasts all day and night
>>73868232
I eat more salmon, onions, potatoes, carrots etc.
>liking boobs over ass
>>liking boobs over ass
>>73868232
i throw in music that i think fits with how i feel, and that makes me feel better in the long run
>tfw no 2B gf
i am a little wax doll girl a pretty wax doll girl
>>73868666
Ok satan
>>73868791
im not who you think i am
im france gal
contrary to popular belief, cigarettes are unhealthy for thee.
contrary to unpopular belief, tangle apt filldoor.
>>73868976
yeah but it's enjoyable desu
I can't fill a door I just locked out
Is this where the riddle begins or ends?
I am suffering through a mental disaster right now send the coast guard
wait no send a lifeboat
good night peeple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulq_jb7MhT0
Goodnight for now.
*fades into relative obscurity*
>>73869232
I was just listening to that last time I was outside filling my lungs with cancer. Good stuff.
Sweet dreams.
>>73869238
goodbye european union
>>73869260
>filling my lungs with cancer
runt
how do you stop hating yourself?
Can't get back to sleep buds
same
>>73871405
What are you doing to occupy time until brekkie? I'm watching the liquidator
>>73871867
playing a terrible game
>>73871899
wut gam
>>73871941
hearthstone
>>73871986
grim
>>73868049
It's stunning up here in Alaska.
Pic taken about a month ago
im tipsy, what up
God bless Donald J. Trump and white people