>I'll never cheekily slap a girl on the ass feelsbadman

>tfw slapped gf's ass a gorillion times today
>tfw she has been completely desensitized to and unfazed by it

I HAVE MADE A SERIOUS MISTAKE!

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>>73865760
I did this to my best friend in 11th grade because I was a retard who thought it was okay, she stopped talking to me for a week.

>>73865861
Sounds more like assburgers.

>>73865760
I dont think that slap was cheeky

>>73865861
holy shit cunt
did you fug?

>>73865967
Nope, she wasn't very pretty, usually hung out with the lads, the lads would do this to each others, it became my habit so I did it without thinking. Remembering this still makes me cringe.

Do that sometimes to my sisters in law when they bring the bantz on me. It's family so nobody minds as long as it's not in public.

just be yourself

>>73866036
at least you touched ass

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>>73866036
>>73866338
you mean you slapped your friends asses?

sounds gay anon

>>73866521
They are doing that shit in here too.But none of them are gay,just trying to do jokes about being gay by using their tiny 10k neuroned shitty brains.

>>73866521
Nah I think we were too confident about our masculinity so that we could joke around like that.

>>73865760
BRRAAAPP

>>73865760
So my friend slaps this girls ass at a party and he blames it on me, she and her friend get in real close and start touching me in a very arousing way.

>felt goodman.

>>73866092
nice flag you have here

>>73865861
Did you tell her it was because her ass was phat and you liked it?

I've done this, got away with it too
Doesn't mean I'm not autistic

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>>73866705
BRRAAAAAAAPP indeed

>>73865796
you should have used this tool sparingly senpai

just show genuine interest in women
once you have a sexual relationship you start doing that stuff intuitively