doin a big think edition
Fuck Drumpf
what the fuck is the point of texas toast other than for making french toast
literally the worst bread, dry and doughy and disgusting
MLK is very, very overrated.
a real scholar
>>73864378
>dry and doughy
Not possible, pick one.
I have nothing to say but I wanted to make a post, here it is
>>73864372
See, Canadians hate him because they were hoping for American obsolescence.
Based Pepe
Praise Kek
Cucks BTFO
*posts on /r/the_Donald*
>>73864378
craving some french toast now
>>73864378
dont talk ill about texas toast
Food services didn't come take my din din tray away. Fucking worthless faggots.
>>73864405
it wasn't possible until texas fucking toast was invented
Chris Benoit should be in the WWE Hall of Fame.
>>73864432
this
>>73864421
How's the MRSA going lad
Still no Mexico. They out partying and smokin it up. We're all nerds.
Slavoj Zizek smells like butter
>>73864444
>>73864446
hmmmm
>>73864444
Well I can't argue with you now
>>73864444
>>73864366
>>73864444
You just got punkd but it's true, Mexico seems like a highly normie country
>>73864439
its mssa reeeeee
and it's all cured but they keep me on IV Evey eight hours for four weeks since I was cured
>>73864444
well duh, what the fuck else can you do in mexico?
AKAZUKIN-CHAN GOYOUJIN YOUJIN SHINAKERYA DAME SA
OOKAMI GA (OOKAMI GA) KIBA TOGI (KIBA TOGI) NERAI WO (NERAI WO) SADAMETE IRU YO
AKAZUKIN-CHAN GOYOUJIN BOKU GA MAMOTTE AGERU YO INOCHIGAKE (INOCHIGAKE)
KAWARI NI (KAWARI NI) KIMI NO HAATO GA HOSHII YO
really boggled at how fast /pol/ is as a board
no wonder it's a hive for shitposting, it's too fast to actually have genuine conversations
>>73864462
What? a proxy conveniently posts?
2B 2bh
*devours feces*
>>73864501
A year ago it wasn't nearly as fast, still much faster than /int/ though.
>>73864526
A2 > 2B
>>73864485
be headed to america
>hey your friend didn't accept me on fb
>"let me tell her about it"
>"she says she already did and that she missed you today"
may be this the year of the gf, buds?
>>73864501
yeah it's pretty bad for that, i'd say maybe 1/6 comments actually gets replies
Been having croissants and milk (whole) every night for the past week
>>73864501
i've had actual conversations on there
it was mostly about religion and alex jones but there waere some argument points people were making
>>73864528
Good post
>>73864542
>more mexican lies
>>73864533
Proofs?
>>73864542
wtf, i love google now
>>73864548
Why is Trump and America so afraid of our bagged milk? Wisconsin was practically begging Trump to save them from our milk.
>>73864589
>>73864591
our bullets are lactose intolerant
>liking weaboo games
neck yourself
>>73864591
there's something not right about it. i've been to canada, trust me
Would I be labeled a fedoralord for wearing a cape? I wish these things were still in style :^(
>Would I be labeled a fedoralord for wearing a cape?
>wanting to wear a cape
might as well hold a sign that says "i love sucking fat cock*
>Would I be labeled a fedoralord for wearing a cape? I wish these things were still in style :^(
i find caras face to be extremely unsettling
is this why you guys post her so much?
ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AMAZING
IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'VE BEEN STARGAZING
THE SKY IS RIGHT ABOVE ME
>>73864673
dont see how those two correlate
I had a professor in high school whom belonged to one of the richest families in Mexico.
He had a cape.
He also was extremely religious, Opus Dei numerary.
>>73864677
What are you talking about?
Shes a perfectly normal human being.
Cara isn't UGLY, but she isn't that pretty.
who here /emily/
>>73864712
I'd like to have several children with Emily
i would berry my dick so deep inside cara
I dont post Cara so you guys talk about her.
I post Cara so you guys talk about me.
>>73864680
>ALL MY LIFE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING AMAZING
>IT'S ALMOST LIKE I'VE BEEN STARGAZING
>THE SKY IS RIGHT ABOVE ME
The satellites are right above. Spooky advanced satellites.
Pretty sure there are several countries represented. Some in polar orbit some in geostationary orbit.
>>73864723
>ywn have a minnesotan wife and live in the countryside of rural minnesota and have 10 children
feelsbadman
>>73864697
A lot of models are like that though, like Kate Moss, more about having a recognizable look.
I made a pizza and bought a chocolate cream pie with the gf tonight
>>73864741
cuck
>>73864737
Extremely comfy life
wish white castle had locations in canada, but i'm not sure why i do
same with jack in the box
>>73864741
are you two like girlfriends
>>73864758
The price of 10 kids?
I'd hate to think of it.
>>73864770
Just make 'em work on your farm
What was his endgame?
>>73864762
crack in the box is pretty good.
their after midnight menu is amazing after you've been drinking all night
>>73864741
Yeah well, I have two leftover pizzas and most of a carton of peanut butter ice cream. Also no girlfriend.
>>73864762
>white castle
If they ever opened here they would be really popular for a month or so but the chain would collapse around a year after.
>>73864694
who is the cute on the top left
>>73864694
hahah jesus christ
>>73864818
Me before HRT
what if I don't wanna do my homework
>>73864818
>>73864730
You're one of the best posters ITT. Might just be because everyone else is such a meme (like that gay homofag Paha), but you really stand out in terms of quality.
>>73864818
Poppy
>>73864842
Fuck off
>>73864741
I smoked weed by myself ALL DAY today
>>73864842
Fuck off
>>73864835
daddy will take off his belt and spank you
>>73864842
Fuck off
I love freedom land
Oh canadaaaaaaaaaa
>>73864881
Our home and native land
>>73864881
>>73864885
>>73864755
>>73864767
>>73864792
>>73864850
jealous?
>>73864876
I love when freedom flys its jets overhead. I always say to myself or whoever is around, there is freedom taking to the skies again.
*play's PSP*
>>73864895
no. cause you know i'm your bull
*plays game boy sp*
>>73864904
*play's 3DS in front of the path you might have decided to go to*
im bored
post youtube videos
or webms
BING
BING
WAHOO
ONE UP
>>73864927
GARLIC ICECREAM
>>73864918
*playing Sonic Advance 2*
>>73864913
I don't even know who you are
>>73864929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
Gonna buy a 'za
>>73864892
>when the conversation wasn't about America for two posts
>>73864947
i thought we had something special
but i guess you don't even know who i am anymore
>>when the conversation wasn't about America for two posts
>bing bing wahoo
>for a system with only 2D marios (all remakes
gas yourself
stop telling people to kill themselves. you never know if they might actually do it
>cara poster
我不认识你。你谁呀?
>>73864978
love yourself, friend
>>73864978
kys
>>73864957
From where
>>73864985
Most likely.
>kys
>>73864978
That's what makes it so fun, could result in a visit from the police after.
>>73864850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuxss1kBQWw
how expensive is papa johns compared to the other 'zas in the usa like dominos and pizza hut
Jim Carrey overacts and isn't funny
So glad I wasn't circumcised
>>73865013
papa murphys is cheap as shit if you have foodstamps
There aren't any alt-rightists in canada, are there?
>>73865017
yes
>>73865013
it doesn't matter
in the end, they're all made by Mexicans
>american roads
>That's what makes it so fun, could result in a visit from the police after.
>not appreciating le sex tank
>>73865017
>>73865038
delet
>>73865043
I knew some Albanians in the USA who owned and worked in a pizza joint
>>73865053
>not the shaggin wagon
>>73865057
>Mexican
>doesn't live life on the edge
Que?
holy fuck at this rate the snes will be the only Canadian team to advance to the SECOND round
>>73865105
snes?
>>73864988
Local place
sinaloa tiene el ano dilatado
>>73865105
>be Habs
>take the lead less than 30 seconds after the Rags tie the score
>never score again
Not liking this meme
If you didn't have a Sega Genesis your patents didn't love you
>>73864366
>>73865140
patents?
*heems cum*
>If you didn't have a Sega Genesis your patents didn't love you
Don't ignore me
'Cause you know I can always make it louder
Three
Three's nothin' out of ten
>>73864985
yes
>>73864730
I honestly like you. The only thing I dislike is "what a shitty thread".
Pls no hate, not memeposting, I only do that at certain intervals of the day and I'm not right now.
sega genesis was for poor kids
we're not a sega family we're a nintendo family
Huh...
maybe in california
>>73865197
How diverse :)
>>73865197
I wonder how many public schools had metal detectors and national guardsmen providing security in 1958...
>>73865197
Really blends the smoothie
>>73865013
Murrican pizza is dogshit, just buy local handmade senpai.
gonna go read and go to sleep soon
look forward to seeing what my saturday menu is buds
>>73865197
White people dress their children in very tacky clothing.
>>73865206
oregon is basically northern sonora
the amount of spics there is literally unbelievable
any muricans, or canadians here have ARs?
bought an aero AR because i hear they're decent for the price did i do ok?
have you guys seen the new jontron
What a shitty thread
shan't succumb to m*ntanans
Did the Aussies succeed in filling the catalogue with toads this past Easter?
My favorite running joke on /cum/ is how Sacramento pretends to be white even though he is a slav.
>>73865234
I SAID NOT TO DO THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
montana is a white mans paradise
>>73865253
I am black
>>73865232
Freedom?
>>73865159
>>73865263
It's the best state.
>>73865279
delete this right now
>>73865283
Note Montana here
>>73865279
the dakotas and minnesota will never stop being funny
>>73865253
pls stop posting this person it terrifies me
Shan't be posting until thread quality drastically improves
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492661694481.webm
>>73865283
>>73865295
Now look at Canada :^)
i like women with short hair and ponytails
>>73865279
Once we get enough mexicans to wave American flags and saying legalize us our Claim on the rest of Mexican territory will be totally legit.
>>73865311
this proves nothing
>>73865295
candy corn is the most disgusting shit ever
what kind of backwards human being eats them?
Coffee Crisp >>>>> KitKat
>>73865331
Montana got LEAF'D my friend
>>73865279
wow
>>73865233
what happened to the old one
>>73865347
Coffee Crisp is our secret chocolate bar.
>>73865357
lol isn't this pats gf
>>73865342
I fucking love candy corn nigger I will shank you
FUCK Mexico and FUCK Mexicans
>>73865380
think fast, kid
>>73865383
Also FUCK everyone south of the Rio Grande and FUCK SoCal
wtf Americans call Freezies "Freeze Pops"
i HATE america now
>>73865357
i actually have family in alberta
the meme is real
i feel disgusted with myself
>>73865383
>Melania, I posted it again
>>73865396
N-NANI?
Kimi no na wa was excellent buds.
Glad I could catch it in theaters.
>>73865426
you mean otter pops
Would love to see this be built in Best Dakota.
>>73865433
You'd prefer Old Mexico?
>>73865439
sorry, pal...no witnesses...
>>73865440
One other poster watched it in theaters and was shilling it for a day
Maybe I should watch it too
>>73865426
>>73865442
you mean Freezer pops
>>73865450
Make sure to include the Burger King like Germany has.
Could literally HEEM every poster in this thread without a second thought
>>73865450
i would love to see that built anywhere, just to look what modern humans do with it
>>73865451
naw i'm content with my canadian family
>>73865446
AWAKE, THEE, FROM THINE SLUMBER
>>73865450
>>73865331
Actually.... It kinda does.
As a person who LOVES KitKat, I can tell you thatvis not the US Hershey logo, but in fact the British Nestle one. You see, Britsh KitKats have been blocked out by corporate trade agreements, however Nestle liscensed Hershey some time ago to produce KitKat. That is the British logo, meaning you guys get the KitKat from Canada, where they are sold.
>>73865460
Would rec.
>>73865525
Soon...
>>73865525
stahp
>>73865197
show a modern rural class or a mid century inner city school as a fairer comparison.
>>73865525
>As a person who LOVES KitKat
Are you real?
>>73865525
TINY
AMERICAN
WAFERS
>>73865537
indeed, how do we stop them?
>>73865537
Spare us Pls. Also we will buy BC off of you for 150,000$/sq. Km.
>>73865575
me on the right
>>73865197
It was a good experiment while it lasted.
>>73865575
me as the dog
>>73865525
Nestle isn't British, you absolute tard
>>73865575
There is an old project from the Ike years known as Castle Bravo.
>>73865197
Oh, I see, there's too many blacks, got it. Needs more Mexicans.
>>73865575
Im the best poster ITT
prove me wrong
The New Mexican is a better poster than Sinaloa
>and I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts and I looked and behold, a pale horse
>and his name that sat on him was Death
>and Hell followed with him.
>>73865656
There's me
>>73865656
please fuck off and die
>>73865668
are you mobileposting?
1 in 10 Americans is on antidepressants lol
>>73865663
He hasn't been good since his make-believe marriage shitposting days
>>73865665
Lmao the bible is gay
@73865677
Don't bully my wife, you cocksucker
>>73865665
>one off from a satan get
good job
>caring about others
Irish people will never advance.
>>73865611
While that is technically correct, in the UK there used to be a club named the Kit Cat Club that used to serve pies known as KitKats. Eventually, a man in York stole the name of the pies and named his chocolate dipped wafers that. Nestle bought the rights to them and has been making them ever since.
>Lmao the bible is gay
>>73865700
didnt even realize that, was just listening to some johnny cash and was thinking of how comfy it sounded
girl with short hair are cute
Star wars d&d again tomorrow, I'm hype this is the fish time I've played d&d and not been a total fucking awkward failure, this campaign is going really well for me so far and it's actually fun this time
>>7386570
Considering the statistics, you're likely on antidepressants
>>73865683
9 in 10 Americans are happy lol
>>73865682
Yes
>>73865716
ugly skinny whore I know girls who look like her theyre not worth interacting with
>>73865716
that's a boy
1 (you) 1 prayer
>>73865684
>make-believe marriage shitposting days
????
>>73865751
Kek
>>73865755
Praise jesus!
Are any of you in an open relationship I need some advice
>>73865755
if you do not own 7+ Bibles, you should not be allowed on /cum/
>>73865795
You're getting cucked
>>73865795
I'm in a regular relationship
>>73865731
Doubt it
>>73865755
kyrie eleison
>>73865795
she's already fucking another guy or close to fucking him
>>73865795
I am.
>>73865799
>>73865809
Fuck off this isn't about that
>>73865804
You people are really vanilla I'll ask elsewhere
>>73865798
Yeah because consumerism in excess is the path of Jesus right?
gonna take a nap, alright?
>>73865832
ive been in an open relationship before what do you want to know?
>you will never know what this feels like
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492732628306.webm
>You people are really vanilla I'll ask elsewhere
Literal cuck
>wooow dude you dont like your gf to be fucked by other dudes you are so vanilla you just dont get it
>>73865832
Why the fuck do you want to be in an open relationship
"Open relationships" are literally just FWB and if you think otherwise, you're an actual cuck in the non meme way
>>73865798
Because everyone in /cum/ goes door to door right?
>>73865860
hmm I suppose you're not a terrible poster
>>73865755
>ctrl f '(Y
>4 of 15
>>73865851
WTF is wrong with the dude there is nothing special about what she is doing, she is actually lame as fuck.
>>73865828
>>73865845
My gf is gonna move out and now I have no one to split rent with
I'm not sure if I should break up with her and find someone else or follow her into her shitty small apartment
>>73865853
You don't know what a cuck is
You want a cuck look in the mirror
>>73865867
>>73865870
>>73865860
Im sure I've been with more girls than she's been with guys in our relationship
>>73865851
is he wearing a watch or a wristband? and why?
A cuck is someone who's female significant other is fucking other men
If your girlfriend is fucking other men, you are a cuck
>letting your gf get fucked by another guy
>>73865888
>he thinks that's the dude howling like a monkey with a snipped vocal chord
Listening to Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs
It's probably one of the saddest albums I've listened to.
>>73865903
I don't get it
You're putting your 2 options as
>break up and live separately
>stay together and live together in a smaller apartment
Either way where is the open relationship
>>73865851
He reminds me of that muslim kid that created a homemade clock that Texans freaked out over
>job requires me to answer what my favorite color is
its blue, but what is the correct answer?
>>73865795
Why an open relationship?
>>73865952
Gold
So it says here your favorite color is baby blue.
Want to expand on that?
see you all should just be a loser like me then you don't have to worry about "open relationships" or any kind of drama
>>73865960
'cause he's a cuck.
>>73865952
BLACC, LIKE MY HEART
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCFVPzQVtmU&t=389s
>>73865952
Oxblood
Be professional
>>73865952
The color that the company mostly displays
>>73865972
experimental medicine
>>73865952
Color of the main logo of the company, unless it's red, then go blue
>>73865987
>t. Jimmy Neutron
Guys how do I stop accidentally rejecting really cute girls?
I've been writing a list of all the ones that probably liked me. I'm at 33 and still going. For example if a girl sits on your lap at an MUN conference she probably likes you right? Why didn't I pursue her?
in b4 ur gay.
>>73865952
White peoples' blood
>>73865987
they could possibly see through it and see you as a kissass. what is the culture there? freethink or american psycho conformity?
>>73866014
Talk to them and stop succumbing to the 'tism
>>73866014
youre a pussy
>>73865973
Never really understood open relationships. You're a boyfriend and girlfriend, but you don't want to marry? Not even by the State? Honestly, "open" seems to be more along the lines of "I'm getting kind of bored with you" or "I'm too much of a special snowflake to get muhrriewd".
>>73866014
>I've been writing a list of all the ones that probably liked me
>>73865987
the color opposite on the color wheel of that
>>73866027
play it off as a coincidence
>>73866033
Open relationship doesn't mean you're not getting married. It means that your girlfriend is fucking other men while you're getting rejected in bars.
What was your favorite character during your childhood? Pic related?
>>73865995
>>73865987
it was blue, which is what i choose
Canada is a really beautiful country all leaf jokes aside.
Requesting that picture of shaking hands between America and Canada.
>>73866014
Be brave. If you fail, get back on that bike.
You idiots honestly have no idea how an open relationship works but it would be too much work to type and explain it all to you
>>73866052
Fuck fuck the last line wasn't meant to be a question fuck
But hey now that I fucked up does anyone here like Sonic
>>73866052
i wanted to fuck the mom from calvin and hobbes
Makeing new one ok?
When i was a kid i really really liked link.
i still do.
>>73866063
sure thing
>>73866070
>>73866070
>>73866070
new fil>>>>>>>
>>73866050
Quit projecting your inability to pickup women
>>73866063
why do you feel the need to fuck other women? why cant you satisfy her and vice versa?
>>73866080
>>73866079
>them post times/digits
hmmm
>>73866052
Samus. Sonic does come close though.
>>73866052
Right here
>>73865952
All colors, but white.