/asean/

*trespasses*

two threads again
other one is made by indo

>>73863870
>be american
>get shot


LIKE A CLOCKWORK

>>73863811
No, what I'm asking is what are my payment options.

Have you guys tried out the 10k BPI credit card? Is there a monthly fee?

>>73863848
Yeah, why do you ask

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>>73863903

>>73863921
Just stop subscribing to PLDT and switch to Sky, Globe, or something.

>paying for 4chan+ elite member account

Anime asean or Made in Chink thread?
I hate both but at least anime /asean/ thread doesn't have Chink label slapped on it so, bumping this.

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>>73864036
chinese k-drama /asean/

>>73864036
Next thread will be Chinese Anime /asean/

Bumiputera? More like Bumiputangina

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>>73864049

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>tfw found porn site for amateur chink videos

>>73864146
why singapore so racist

>>73864172
Link?

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>>73863948
But PLDT is actually a good ISP compared to all that.

I mean, PLDT in Baguio is really good, in fact they give speed faster than what they say.

>>73863921
Just use paymaya

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>>73864238
sorry bro i'm not sharing

Should I post my dick

>>73864278
That's it. Thanks for the advice anon.

>>73864336
Ok.

>>73864400
It's called Tumblr

woop woop one (1) exam is done :D
now for the harder ones next week D:

>>73864253
>not posting test

baguio fag falseflagging as michlan again

>>73864702
Kek you got me

Sounds like you're ultimately familiar with michlan's taste of his dick in your mouth

>>73864823
of course this kind of respond

how pretentious lel

tilted much

satu persatu kebusukan teman hoax kebongkar
kemaren nggak ngaku bagi-bagi sembako sampe fitnah yang bagi sembako orang-orang anis yang nyaru akhirnya ngaku sendiri kalo mereka bagi-bagi sembako
kemaren nyaru di twitter jadi ustad koar-koar anis sandi mau bikin jakarta jadi aceh ternyata adminnya cina nyaru
bajingan busuk emang kelakuan teman hoax
untung hoax kagak menang

>>73864823
Well tbf you're the one who like to false flag as him that's even worst

that's disturbing cuckish

>>73864950
Not as bad as pathetic samefagging tho>>73864890

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>>73864702
First of all, I am that anon you replied to.

Second, I'm not that guy who you hate with a passion, but I am going to side with that "baguiofag" though. I mean, it's not like I'm gonna stand and let people shit on this great city.

Third, Baguio speed really are good. I mean, I applied for 3MB mydsl and I get 3-4 all the time.

>>73865028
lel it applies>>73865001

so easy

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>>73863858
AMERICA THREAD LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!

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>>73865080

>>73865078
You can use his name but you can't replicate his faggotry tho, he perfected it on /a/ and /v/

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>>73865111
lol your going to have to open your eyes to aim

Sometimes I regret quiting the US navy.
Sometimes.

>>73865138
You're so fat I could hit you from 50m away blindfolded.

>>73865124
Whatever.

Talk shit about Baguio again and I will erase your social life, reddit scum.

>>73865194
>implying you can see through the smog
at least I don't have to eat my dog out of starvation.

>>73865080
>>73865221

Are you here to get shot?

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JUST

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>>73865221
You better keep an eye on your dog tonight.

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Baguiofag still butthurt and obsess about me huh,
and no I don't live in Baguio, why would I?

its a tribal shithole shit up there

>>73865259
>implying you don't choke on the smog first.

>>73865124
I wonder what happened in /a/ that got baguiofag so tilted and assblasted about him, the suzy bullshit?

>>73865248
I could just go to detroit for that.

Anime did nothing wrong.

>>73865303
But nobody goes to Detroit

>>73865362
Of course nobody goes to detroit, it's completely infested with niggers.

*posts*

>>73865401
BURGEEEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

>>73865416
Did I mention i'm black?

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>>73865401
DELET THIS

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>>73865262
Why are you using my name though?

Anyway, you can make fun of me all you want, but that doesn't make the Metro any better.

>>73865432
Are you posting from KFC? cause I don't see how that's relevant otherwise.

>>73865456
No, I was just offended by the usage of the word "Nigger". I just wanted to show I will not stand for that kind of language

Anime is a way of life.

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>>73865493
nigger this is /asean/ thread

>>73865438
Stop false flagging it doesent make faguio any better either

>>73865251
FUCK

http://arroyocorruption.pbworks.com/w/page/13705464/NBN%20ZTE%20Scandal

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>>73865493
fuck off back to africa , no one cares about your fragile little feelings. I'm surprised you even have them given that you're a nigger. I hope you choke on a chicken bone before your aids kills you.

Seriously, if you think anyone cares about your feelings here you're in the wrong place.

>americans posting ITT


It's like they never get sick of getting shot

>>73865586
It's our national passtime. used to be baseball, but shooting eachother in the ass is cheaper and more fun.

>>73865603
>shooting eachother in the ass
sounds gay

>>73865582
Lucky I don't know where you live white boy. Try talking that mess in the streets of queens and see what happens to your jaw

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>>73865285
>americans

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>>73865621
Well duh

>>73865622
Yeah, try even steping foot in alabama. We'll have you lynched in a second.

>>73865621
balls don't touch therefore not gay

>>73865646
okay chink you get one point for making me laugh

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>>73865646
>>73865674
hmm?

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DID SOME CALL DOWN THE MIGHTY EAGLE???

>>73865771
Fuck yeah more murica!

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>>73865771
*teleports behind you*

"Nothing personnel kid"

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>>73865787
FUCK YEAH INDEED!! I SAW THAT THIS THREAD NEEDED SOME "LIBERATION" FROM THE ASEAN MENACE, SO I CAME AS FAST AS I COULD!

>mosqueposting
i dun wan to go but me mom made me
ow headache :'(

Fuck Ameriga. America the satan's cunthole. Laknat Ameriga.

>>73865826
AMERICA FUCK YEAH! COMING HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHER FUCKING DAY YEAH!

>>73865826
>LIBERATION

I would like to say the same to you if you stopped living with mom's

>>73865865
fuck off kebab nobody loves you. Go crash a truck.

>>73863858
ふわふわ ふよふよ ふわふわり
くるる くるくる ふわふわ 飛び出したの
やほやほ ふよふよふよ ふえり あたま
ぽよぽよ ふわふわり 飛び出すよ
ふよふよふ わふわふ ふわふえり あたま
ふわふわ ふわわふわ 飛び出すよ

ふわりふわり ふわわ ふわふわ ふわわ ふわわ ふわふわ ふわふわ
あたまが増える ふえ あたま ふえふえる ふよふよよ ふえる ふえふえる
えるえる ふえる ふわふわ ふわりふわ あたま あたま 飛び出す
ぴょんぴょんぴょん
ころころがる ころがる ころがるたる たるら たるら ゆらゆらゆらろ と

あたまだけ池にどぼん あたまだけ池にどぼん うらら
あたまだけ池にどぼん また あたまだけが池にじゃぶじゃぶ
あたまだけが池にどぼん 頭だけが池に沈んでく
あたまだけが池にどぼん あわわ 息ができない さいなら

ぷくぷくぷく ぷかぷかぷかり あたま ぷきぷかぴけかぽ 彷徨って
耳つつかれて 痛いの ちょいちょちょちょ
ぷかぷか ちくちく ぷるるんふるん ふるえるの

ぷかり ぷかり ふわわ ふわふわ ふわわ ふわわ ふわふわ ふわふわ
あたまが増える ふえ あたま ふえふえる ふよふよよ ふえる ふえふえる
えるえる ふえる ふわふわ ふわりふわ あたま あたま 飛び出す
ぴょんぴょんぴょん
とび 飛び出す 飛び出し 飛び出します ふわふわ ふわわ ふわ 空飛ぶ

>>73865909
never thought I'd see an australian weeaboo

>>73865935
Back to r e d d i t, newfriend.

>>73865990
Your cousin shags sheep.

Let it be known that if you post on /int/ this is what inevitably happens.

Abandon thread. Infested by chink menance living in ameriga.
>yfw never be white amerigan
>Alvin Wang
>Wang
Let's laugh at him. Ha ha ha.

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>>73866062

>>73866032
hello

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>>73863858
I want a white boyfriend..

>>73866110
top shagging sheep.

>>73866119
shamefur dispray

>>73866101
Go to sleep, nasty schwine. Please keep your stupidity inside your manboobs.

>>73866119
I want a chink gf

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>>73866153
>:D

Dilarang membabi.

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>>73866195

>>73866225
Piss off and go hang with your isis fag friends

Oh god what happened to this thread!?

>>73866304
we liberated it :D

>>73866276
Mangkuk hayun celaka pergi mampus.

>>73866261
>>73866334

>>73866334
Seems more like you guys completely derailed it.

>>73866388
i'll derail your mom lmao

>>73866428
Go ahead, my mom's a complete bitch anyway.

>>73866447
Did she forget your tendies?

american, stop your invasion or something bad will be happened to your beloved VP since he is in here

>>73866599
cmon mang they're just autistic enough to be here

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is this beginning of /asean/ chink era

>>73866645
no i am serious lad, we will start to electrocut pence

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>>73866684
Not gonna happen if we still can't marry those qt chinks

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I hate coffee

I can post from the blocked ISP (Speedy) somehow

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>>73866773

http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2017/04/20/education-ministry-malay-mandarin-teachers-not-for-chinese-schools/

Only in Malaysia can people out chink the chinks.

>>73866934
What's the current Malay : Chink ratio in Malingxia?

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>>73866934

>>73866973
I only learn mandarin a bit. After I pass the subject, I don't even bother with it anymore.

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>>73866972

>>73866787
I never drink coffee except late at night so I can get all my shits out of my system before I sleep. No more pooping in the morning :D

>>73866787
>Have research project that force me to wake up all night
>Was a tea guy but force myself to drink coffee for this.
>Turn out is not that bad
I still don't like it but it's not that bad once a while.

who else is browsing in the nude?
it's so hot

>>73867104
I'm wearing jacket with fan turned on
It's comfy

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>>73866934
>diversity
meh, the chinks were never into it. they prefer their own enclave and then get mad at us trying to lend a helping hand. there's only one solution to help the chinks, the Final Solution

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Why did Burgers suddenly invaded /asean/? Do they finally realize that /cum/ is a total shit?

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>>73865909
I can hear it.

>>73867011
>I only learn malay a bit. After I pass the subject, I don't even bother with it anymore.
ftfy

>>73867471
Why do you keep bullying? What's your end goal?

>>73867490
he's a butthurt chink, ignore his posts

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this is /asean/ poster chinese

>new AVGN released
>on April 20
>it's a Sonic video
>from XBOX360


What did he mean by this

>>73867554
Dandruff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34grqTr2vtA

>>73867603
>ketombe
>ketom

Plz shoot me and end it all...

>>73867554
that is called 雪花 in china sorry I don't know if this word exists in english

>>73867716
Burn the churches first

>>73867716
Why? You can be a king here..in the Philippines.

>>73867716
At least you are white(?)

>>73867742
kek i know that reference

>>73867490
to crash malay population with no survivors

chink genocide when

>>73867849
If I report your post, will you die?

>>73867028
>Other Bumiputras (in Sabah and Sarawak) 13%
As a Malay, I humbly welcome the news. Biar Putrajaya rasa sikit suara mereka yang tak boleh diperbodohkan tu.

>>73867872
it would be extremely painful

>>73867921
what news

>>73867661
arr rook same

>>73867921
Maksud awak?

What's going on in this thread? Anti-China sentiments?

>>73867661
I hate Muslims

>>73868007
Do you expect that by having anime as OP pic we will stop despising the chinks?

>>73868029
I know but still I find Chinese building funny.

tujuhtigalapanenamlapankosongkosonglapan
tak tanya pun

>>73868069
>I find Chinese building funny.
that's racist man

>>73868069
What do you mean by "Chinese building funny"? Do those pagodas telling you some sick jokes?

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>>73868008
too bad, /asean/ muslims isn't the type of slimes you're after.
Christianity is spreading fast here at a rate of 2 million ppl /year. It'll be soon another happening here in our lifespan

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>>73868007
>What's going on in this thread? Anti-China sentiments?

Seriously ?

>>73868102
>>73868103
I don't hate Chinese nor am I a racist, but your bullying of China made me laugh for a bit each time I see (mainly because China today are full of money-loving commies)

>>73868112
>spreading fast
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Stop being mad anon.

Natuna is Malaysian

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>>73868160
It's just a meme.
We love memes.

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>>73868112
Islam is a violent and nasty religion, no matter where it is. Save yourself by accepting Jesus as your lord and savior, because it's too late for Indonesia.

>>73868208
Natuna is my kampung

>>73868086
KEK
ngade je org tu kan

i love china

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>>73868230
>Let's just renounce a Semitic religion and accept another Semitic religion.
Funny meme! Upvote'd!

>>73868238
so speak their language and we will assess it.

>>73868238
My brother... Is it true that you speak Malay dialect like a mixture of Terengganu and Pattani

t. Great grandfather from Patani, grew up in Terengganu

>>73868230
Jesus was only a prophet. Stop trusting jewish propaganda. The new testament is a lie added so the jews can control you.

>>73868333
>>73868283
You really think the Jews would do that... just go around and tell lies?

>>73868375
Not that anon,
We are simple people, so yes.

>tfw too stupid to divulge in politics and religion
just drifting my life away, following orders and all.

>>73868306
I was raised in Bintan so I can't
>>73868323
My mom does speak like that

Chinese are respectable people.

>>73868452
Ah, kys.

chink is weird
everybody else read and write horizontally they do it vertically
as if that's not hard enough they add it with reading and writing backward from right to left
any restaurant in the world would be closed if the customers find cockroach in the food
chink sell cockroach as a food
everybody else eat fresh food they piss on their food, let it rot, and consider it as a delicacy
fucking chink man
what's their problem?

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>"malaysia antek inggeris"

>>73868470
Y-you know what kys means, right?

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i'm thinking of forcing myself onto a qt asean tomorrow, does this mean she will have to marry me since I took her virginity? pic related it's her

>>73868505
wtf does that mean

someone help me,I have a mouth ulcer

>>73868546
rub chili on it, srs

>>73868532
If it's a chink, she will probably like it. But just remember that the upkeep is going to be expensive.

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>>73868532
My condolences

>>73868588
She is malaysian-chinese here for study

>>73868604
Ditch her before it's too late, don't say we didn't warn you

>>73868583
okay,thank you

>>73868433
>My mom does speak like that
So you should know at least one or two words. Now, please write one or two words then.

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>>73868527
ofc, it's a meme here since like last week

>>73868615
but I have already sent her pictures of my dick

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>>73868673
F

>>73868527
Probably, OK in local languange, amirite?

>tagalogs
What went wrong? Why are they living in slums?

My name is Zak Bagans. I've never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one.
*Zac: whooaaaaaah.....*
So I set out on a quest to capture what I once saw onto video....
*is there anybody out here?!*
With no big camera crews following us around, I am joined only by my fellow investigator Nick Groff and our equipment tech Aaron Goodwin. The three of us will travel to the some of most highly active paranormal locations, where we will spend an entire night, being locked down from dusk until dawn.
*If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come out of that ground and get us???*
Raw...
*did someone just scratch me?!?*
Extreme...
*Ahh, Stop! Stop running!*
These are our ghost adventures.

>>73868783
I unironically like that show.

>>73868783
kek, read that in his voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8khE7zV-EI

I really like KonoSuba, but maybe it's time we stop using it for the OP pic. It's not exactly ASEAN related.

>>73869054
But you are the retard who made this thread.

>>73868654
Saya piwang makan tambul

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>Bisayans
What went wrong? Why are they living in slums?

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>>73868851
>>73868883
WHAT WAS THAT NOISE??

*Replay 1: Unexplained footsteps*
*Replay 2: Unexplained footsteps*
*Replay 3: Unexplained footsteps*
*Replay 4: Unexplained footsteps*
*Replay 5: Unexplained footsteps*

Oh wait Billy was just walking on the hallway

*DEBUNKED*

>>73869099
Nope, not me.

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>>73869099
Doesn't look like it, it was probably someone else who still make threads with KonoSuba as the OP.
The next time I'll make a new thread (assuming it happens), I'll post pic related as the OP.

>>73869171
Nobody would fall for that, not even the other resident autist.

>>73869195
Let me make the thread this time. Then you can do it next. I haven't made the thread in a few days.

>>73868673
>tfw you aren't included in screencap

>Leni meets with LP
>LP tells them they will not support impeachment complaints against Duterte
Marcosfags and Mocha and friends BTFO

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>>73869292
chill, we'll just wait until the autists done it again and meme it hard enough to be in the screen cap

>>73869414
>jej in the pic
According to what I searched and read in Urban Dictionary, it could be used as meaningless interjection (possibly a form of laugh) or being a dick, will probably use the former.

>>73869414
Can't wait for the next happening

I am a male (male) feminine pad user.

>>73869609
Why? Actually curious.

>>73869272
>>73869195
>two autists fighting over thread making
Kek

>>73869626
Do you have to take everything literally? I just did it while recovering from my anal surgery.

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>>73869664
It's just about 2/3 of the thread limit and they already argue about making new thread.

I'm making the next /asean/ thread
I've already paid an advertising fee for it so hopefully you'll all post there

come on malaysia, let's make the new thread (secretly)
Malaysia Boleh!

When the last time an Indog made a bread?

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>>73869767
>french trying to push communism as this wonderland in a mostly maritime ASEAN thread where there are flip posters

What's with thread creating autism?

I will make the new thread again and you cant stop me

I thought this time of the year is the mangoes season, why is there so many watermelons instead of mangoes?

>>73869892
I don't like communism, I'm just posting it to look cool and ironically makes fun of it in the OP only.

>>73868783
Fucking hell I miss this show, I should watch it sometimes.

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>>73869925
No. I will make it and it will become an UST edition.

kutakmau cintaku dikocok-kocok

>>73869930
Its mango season you fucking autismo, go outside your moms attic.

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>>73869892
>Frenchie killed a man for no reason other than just because she could

>>73869994
digeboy-geboy mau ga?

>>73869952
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
Careful of the anti-gommies French. We don't like that stuff around this parts.

>>73870010
>I killed a man for no reason other than just because I wasn't aware of what the word means and thought it's just an alternative of "I see"
Fixed.

>>73870036
Honestly I used to be part of /a/ all the time so it takes time to get used to /int/ culture.

>>73870031
aduh aduh aduh kutakmau aahhhh

>>73870078
>I-I sware I dindu nuffin!

>>73869995
We don't have much mangoes now and those that my mum brought home the other day is still kinda sour.
It is still a few weeks till I can declare that the true mango season has begun.

t. Mango connoisseur

>>73870153
I have a mango tree as well. We usually have like dozens of them but we have 3-4 of them as of now.

>>73870152
>sware I dindu nuffin!
I'm very honest of my actions so yes. If it's in real life, people would understand what I mean even more.

>>73870269
Ah, kys

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finally

Russia is Asia.

>>73870269
Merula (pbuh) died for our sins.

>>73870306
Taufik your meme production post-pilkada is too little

>>73870310
Is it Asian enough for ASEAN? Because Putin couldn't into APEC two years ago.

>>73870306
Dia > Riko > Chika > You > Mari > Yoshiko > Hanamaru > Ruby > Kanan

>>73870310
Lol no fuck off

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>>73870310
Gib me you qts nao!

>>73870408
Shibal seki

https://pastebin.com/inqiGct9

This is going to be a battle harem with meta humor about the amnesiac boy surrounded by ASEAN countries personified as cute girls with intentionally exaggerated caricaturally national traits.
The protagonist (not a self-insert as you guys believe) may look bland on the outside but is a cold-minded young man with average-level fighting skills who is often prone to drama and bullying (whether comical or not) but is not afraid at talking shit to girls at times.
He's not very strong when it comes to fighting and even if he can get punched, he actually tries. A lot of the girls don't really love him in the romantic sense and at least one character or two acted pretty hostile towards MC to the point one of them can punch him anytime if he does embarassing things.

Who /ChickenRice/ here

>>73870310
Only Siberia is, I still prefer to see Russia as a European country with a diverse culture and geography.

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>>73870429
She counts right?

>>73870488
Here. I still have a pack of chicken rice flavoring that I bought, but I haven't had time to cook it because I don't know how to cook it. Ate plenty of the stuff when I went to Singapore a few years back.

>>73870502
Technically speaking "Asia" and "Europe" are social constructs and the actual continent is called Eurasia (Afro-Eurasia if you include Africa as well).

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>>73870488
My mum is cooking chicken rice for dinner

>>73870502
ni hao ma

>>73870542
MKL, I didn't ask something before but what's your favorite Pokémon?

>>73870357
uh actually i didn't make that meme, that's my friend, i only make 1 or 2 every week

>>73870379
HANAMARU >>> all

>>73870488
based thai

>>73870734
Don't really have one, but when I was young it was Togepi and I guess now it's Pikachu.

Can anyone recommend me a good free vpn w/ SG or MY servers desu?

>>73870610
Sweet
>>73870542
Cook it fgt
>>73870773
Thanks neighbor

>>73870488
I really want to know what kind of food chicken rice is. Is it salty? Or sweet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MicHnvp46Qk

>>73871085
If you're interested, it's slightly savory and slightly sweet at the same time, though more of the savory flavor. Good stuff. Sometimes Sofitel has it so if I'm there and the buffet has it I get a plate load.

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>>73870473
>may look bland on the outside but is a cold-minded young man with average-level fighting skills who is often prone to drama and bullying
Yes, because we haven't seen that shit a thousand times. You probably go the worst parts of /a/ to eat that shit unironically.

You have way too much run-on sentences.

>>73871085
Garlicky rice with boiled/grilled/fried/ chicken

usually eat with soy sauce etc

>>73871115
>>73871135
How you cook it? Stir it? Sounds like lighter form of Nasi Goreng for me.

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>>73871116
>because we haven't seen that shit a thousand times.
That trope is actually not as common as you think, but it's there.
I thought this story has potential, but I feel it could easily turn out to be a trainwreck where it starts decent but got to shit halfway depending on the direction of the story.

I hope this will be enjoyable to /asean/ons but who knows.

Pic related are the female characters (I took from online dressup games by hapurianen)

>>73871188
Never actually cooked it, but from what I've read and watched, it involves cooking chicken broth and adding ginger (powder?) and rice to it. It kind of tastes like tinola, if you're familiar with that.

Also, are you the Indonesian proxyfag? If so, I'd be surprised that you've never tried it considering how close Indonesia and Singapore are.

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>>73871275
No, no one will enjoy this. It has no potential. We've all seen this shit in every fucking shitty airing harem anime we put ourselves through. Why do you think we'd read an autist edition? You want me to open the box of shitty harems I've tortured myself to finish?

You didn't even address the run-on sentence. I thought you were the good kind of autist. But you're the sociopath type.

>>73871557
It's only my second fanfic I wrote and I don't read enough fanfics in my life sorry if I didn't improve the writing enough.

And not I'm not a sociopath, I'm actually a very emotional person.

>>73871686
Then actually take criticism and not make excuses.

>>73871725
I acknowledge that the writing structure is bad so is the prose but I need to read more novels (even the web ones) to actually train myself my style of writing. And I admit I did not read enough novels and most are basically school studies (such as Harry Potter).

Personally I thought the protagonist is a bit interesting. The premise is about him helping the girls finding the lost gems located inside the South China Sea to fight against the mysterious invaders tied from ancient legends while the protagonist slowly tries to discover his lost identity. Also the story will last for 17 chapters. The romance will not play a major part, it will be more like friendship.

>Anime about autist trying to make an LN/anime
This could actually sell.

>>73871842
Given that you seem to like writing, maybe /lit/ would be a good place for you.

>>73871885
Eromanga Sensei? He's not an autist, but you get the idea.

>>73871885
Wew, Brunei anon does it again.

>>73871885
>>73871923
I'm actually writing the webnovel for fun and it's not meant to be taken seriously. However writing novels is not something I had huge interest for (I'm more into manga).

>>73871842
I AM FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THESE KYAA PUNCHING WOMEN. WHY CAN'T THERE BE MORE RATIONAL WOMEN. FUCK YOU ERIRI, TAIGA AND ALL OF YOU TSUNDERE BITCHES.

>>73872117
>Brunei
Nadeshiko born in a wealthy Islamic family. Wears a Baju kurung with a elaboratedly warped scarf.
>Cambodia
The ditzy dojikko with fucked up past. Wears a Sampot done in a scantily way in that it will expose her belly, covered by a transparent bodily veil.
>Indonesia
Cheerful albeit clumsy oneesama figure. Wears a Kain batik but with her ruffled, assymetric skirt descending to knees.
>Laos
Vietnam's kuudere sidekick. Wears a fusion futuristic outfit combining elements of tracksuit and military motif of Lao People's Army.
>Malaysia
Aloof yet bright-minded tsundere. Wears a F1 racing suit with a zipper descending up to the beginning of her chest, almost exposing her cleavage.
>Myanmar
The aloof and overemotional dandere. Wears a Longi with classy accessories.
>Philippines
A genki tomboy who does things with high energy. Wears a old-fashioned pilot suit and a giant robot. This is a reference to Voltes V.
>Singapore
Snotty and arrogant ojousama. Wears a race queen outfit with her sleeveless cropped jacket, sleeveless cropped top almost shaped like a brassiere short pencil miniskirt with laced sides exposing her high thighs in a manner like a qipao and thighboots.
>Thailand
Bisexual bokukko who loves to tease everyone. Wears a slightly skimpy Sbai with lots of royal accessories.
>Timor Leste
Chibi imouto. Wears a Tais with short sleaves and short shorts.
>Vietnam
Bespectacled kamidere with a sadistic side. Wears an Ao dai and a strawhat.

>>73872139
AHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR TROPES AND STEREOTYPES. MAKE ACTUAL FUCKING DECENT CHARACTERS.

>itt: anime autism
good thing i never fell deep into this pitt of degeneracy :^)

>>73871725
>flip
>lecturing others on taking constructive criticism
lmao

>>73872239
You're a muslim though, isn't that a bit ironic.

>>73869971
Why didn't short skirts never took off in here? I remember in highschool where my classmates would tease perverts by showing off their shorts

You'd think we'd copy Jap/Taiwanese/Gook schools.

>>73872191
You can't make anime characters without being based on archetypes (or at least loosely) from the looks of it though. Making actually original characters personality-wise are rare but doesn't always equal to good writing.

>>73872295
Christians here are too conservative. Some schools have short skirts, though.

is Indonesia and Malaysia safe to travel to?

or will i get beheaded?

>>73872346
Why are you making anime characters? Why not just make, you know, characters?

>>73872367
piss off

>>73872358
>Christians here are too conservative.
I've exchanged in a Christian private Jap highschool ages ago.

All the girls only wore panties underneath their short skirts.

Yung iba putangina ang itim ng singit pamatay tikol.

>>73872376
I planned to make this story poke fun at the associated stereotypical traits with Southeast Asia, of course it's mean to be a serious battle harem with meta humor based around the region in general. No sane person would think it's a good story but I wanted to make it fun, as in "so bad it's good" and panders to anime fans of /asean/.

>>73872420
Actually true. Wearing shorts under skirts isn't that common outside of Southeast Asia.

>>73872367
if you're gay they will behead you

>>73872367
what's with the sudden interest of mudslime blood and having to travel far away when your neighbors have abundant supply of it.

>>73872367
Sure, you can visit here safely as long as it is legal. But for what purpose?

>>73872367
>gippo complaining about safety in a third world country

Malaysia is literally first world compared to your shithole.

>>73872425
So you want us to eat your literary shit?

>>73872507
Not everyone will enjoy this story at least on /asean/ but I hope those who take interest in the story will like it (ironic or not).

>>73872463
not gay

>>73872473
tourism? got bored of turkey and bulgaria, going there since i'm 6

>>73872425
Just write something enjoyable on your own. As long as you having fun by making it and learn something from it, it surely wouldn't go to waste.

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>all of the country's cancer
>in one picture

>>73872542
No one literally responds to your shit except me. Who criticizes you. Do you expect us to read your work when you can't even respect us? When you're feeding us your shit?

New bread
>>73872608

>>73872602
Since it's an anime-style fanfic, I wanted to target that work to the anime-loving /asean/ audience especially if they are attracted to it at first glance.

>>73872554
Well, you can just visit Eastern part of Indonesia for beaches and for cultural experience you should visit Bali, Jogjakarta or any popular Java cities.

>>73872644
No, why can't you understand the point I'm trying to make? Is this autism guys?

>>73872649
thanks.

i'm not scared of violance in generel, i live in a shithole.

i'm just scared of not breaking some law.

is alcohol allowed there? i know drugs are no-go, but i don't do them anyway.

>>73872644
Well, not everyone here likes anime.

>>73872676
I understand what you are trying to say and there is only me enjoying it, but still.

>>73872715
That's true, but I'm potentially specifically targets those who enjoys anime (especially basing on anime avataring alone) and tolerates fanfiction and webnovel in general.

>>73872725
Yeah it's only YOU who's enjoying. And you expect US to read and even comment on your badly written work?

>>73872714
>Alcohol
Well, alcohol is kinda available. There are some nightclub or bar in big cities like Jakarta or Denpasar.

>>73872770
Criticism is important in any work but I wanted this story to receive some positive reception, since most pieces of fiction can have both positive and negative feedback from viewers, even if it's critically panned.

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>>73872715
>anime
>>>/trash/

>>73872810
You haven't even finished the first chapter and you expect us to give some feedback?

>>73872856
Not yet but I'll stop linking until the chapter is finished. Once done, I want to see some positive feedback.

>>73872810
What if there's nothing positive? What if I think your premise has been run to death? What if I think your characters are cheap and 2 dimmensional? What if I think that it has bad grammar? You want to write and serve shit to people? You get shit in return.

>>73872882
Btw, that flip has a valid point. You do need to decrease the amount of cliched tropes and insert some original personality into the characters. Some plot-twists are welcome.

>>73872882
No, fuck you. You want positive feedback? You want us to say good job? Go to some hugbox forum. If I see something positive I'll say it but I won't give you points for trying. You either improve your craft or get negative feedback.

>>73872944
>You do need to decrease the amount of cliched tropes and insert some original personality into the characters. Some plot-twists are welcome.
That's pretty good but the premise featured meta humor and mock at the regional history.
I even wanted to throw some twist to the protagonist as well.

>>73872933
>What if there's nothing positive?
There's not a single work of fiction as far I'm concerned whose feedback is completely negative. This is bound to have some positive reception even if it's just minimal, but that's like your opinion man.

>>73873096
Then just finish it by yourself before asking for our opinion FFS.

>>73873147
No problem.