/brit/

>leafs

FOY

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stop talking about philosophy

so fucking pretentious

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>>73863710

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

harry potter is a british national treasure

who here /ancap/

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>AS & A Levels
>GCSE
>"maths"

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Pedophiles must be eradicated.

>>73863764
good post

the night ain't done, the nights still young, it's just started, it's just begun, the night ain't over, it's only one, it ain't half-hearted, I spent more than a ton, celebrate everyday like a bday, the party don't stop unless we say, I bring the vibes like I was a DJ, we only get one life no replay

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>>73863745
Sorry lad, my IQ is too high to be a nonce

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>>73863745
*socialises your property*

>>73863764
noncery isn't genetic so you can't wipe it out

WOULD YOU RATHER BE A BRUMMIE OR A SCOUSER

masturbated twice today and feel dire

shall henceforth quit masturbation as a novelty

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>1990s
>radical Islam is failing, people protesting against it, support dwindling rapidly everywhere
>islamists pull a hail mary and attack the WTC on 9/11
>dives the USA mental and they start bombing the middle east/fucking up countries like mad, proving what the islamists where saying all along, driving support back up again.

gimmick idea: be stacey dooley

>>73863801
You can wipe it out by killing all the children so they shan't be fucked

ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES

>>73863809
i barely remember the 90s but i think what you just said is bullshit

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>>73863745

cant poo

going to do a reverse poo of food into my mouth

>>73863803
Scouse. All day long.
t. London/Surrey ends (authority)

>>73863745
ANCAP is literally just a jewish trick to discredit more moderate modes of libertarianism

>>73863849
pretty sure leaving IEDs on someone's private road violates the NAP

Want to blast my South Korean roommate's boipucci but I can't tell if he swings that way. What should I do lads

>>73863878
What if it's the IED owner's road?

Just found out I know the husband of a popular alt-right transgendered youtuber

>>73863809
>>1990s
>>radical Islam is failing
huh? you had Afghanistan turned into an Islamic country, 1993 WTC, Air France Flight 8969, 1998 embassies etc

do brits have scooby doo? i was thinking about how people say shag to mean fuck
and there's a character named shaggy

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You wake up and you are Stacey. What do you do?

>>73863880
Pics. And ask him.

>>73863904
want to spunk on those feet 2bh lads

>>73863888
got me there

>>73863904
Probably pack my bags for Japan and try to spread awareness about the sexualization of children over there

>>73863892
Wow that's amazing mate, absolutely fascinating.

>>73863896
their rebellions in places like Egypt and north Africa were spinning out of control, and their attacks were increasingly desperate.
if America had been more rational it could have diffused them entirely.

reminder that philosoleaf is a nonce

Early morning RISK if anyone is interested

>>73863893
>>73863893

Think I might be obsessed with Stacey Dooley.

>>73863926
Yeah, no problem, I thought someone might enjoy that

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SCREECHING

>>73863902
yeh lol

Infant circumcision in the US is one of the greatest unsung tragedies of our era. So many poor, defenseless souls needlessly mutilated.

>>73863950
my favorite performance artist

do twice as much upper body work as leg work but somehow i'm still t-rex mode

might ditch leg day altogether

>>73863972
not been in a gym in years but my legs are pretty stronk
always have been, played a lot of sport when i was younger
always baffled when i see guys with skinny legs, looks so weird

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>>73863937
>tfw too scared of doing something wrong to play risk

>>73863904
bingers in banny to be honest bamily

>>73863972
>he didn't stop after 2plate

Enjoy being mired by gay dudes while women think your legs look weird and you can't buy proper pants off the shelf

>>73863997
>>73863997
iktf

>>73864009
i'm thinking since i'm bottom heavy i might take up gymnastics and become an acrobat or something

Not me but a friend was in AP Chem and they were working with some Sodium-something and his classmate snorted it as a cocaine joke. He was rushed to the ER and now his risk for Nasal and Lung cancer is through the roof. His predicted lifespan is like mid 30s maybe early 40s now and it was all for a shitty drug reference.
-screaming at this r'd't post

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>>73863988
>SHEWTING ME IS NOH A LEGITTERMET FUHM OF PROWTEST

>>73864041
>bottom heavy

You should try squatting on my cock sometime lad

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>>73864063
Tbf

>>73864063
Hm. Any chemistry lads in here have a hunch as to what kind of sodium salt this dunce insufflated?

>>73864074
i pooed 4 times yesterday and it wasn't even diarrhoea, i'm not sure you want to take that risk with me m8

might just get drunk then lads

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going to my chav aunties normieth birthday normiefest tomorrow lads

going to be really shy to start with and then try and drink my way to confidence but will probably end up looking stupid

could do with some coke really

>>73864102
Coke is a meme drug for failed normies and other miscellaneous runts. Hardly lasts a half an hour and costs a fortune

>>73864063
I necked a bottle of pure vanilla extract in food class (can't remember what GCSE food class was called) and they took me to the nurses office and made me drink water for hours.

>>73864094
Ah yes, I forgot about how gross bodybuilders are

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>tfw live in East London
>tfw mum bought our shitty little house in 1990s for under 20k
>gentrification happens
>now worth over half a mil, ready to sell to rich yuppies

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>>73864100
seize the means of reproduction, lads

>>73864139
why did you take home ec and why are you embarrassed to admit it

>>73864186
everyone had to, it wasn't optional. I learned to use sewing machines too, fite me

>>73864139
>taking Home-ec instead of shop class
runt

>>73864171
and people think whites are fleeing London because they're racist

>>73863809
>1990s, Islamism is restricted to a few old men hiding in caves in Afghanistan
>2017, a Caliphate straddles the centre of the Middle East, literally hundreds of thousands of active islamist soldiers, every majority Muslim country has an Islamist shadow government waiting for political instability to take over

Ah yes, the "war on terror"

>>73864200
Bender

>>73864136
i am a miscellaneous runt!

>>73864171
This cannot be true

>>73864207
>shop class
FOY

>>73864207
did shop and electronics too.

The curriculum was designed in such a way that you learned a little bit of everything and didn't learn enough of any of them to be of any use.

>>73864162
not a bodybuilder, just a minor fitness enthusiast

>>73864237
Property prices in my area have increased by 22% annually since 2012.

Welcome to the absolute insanity that is the London property bubble.

in school my sewing teacher was a real battleaxe feminist. wouldn't wear a bra and had very saggy tits and was very ugly and that made her very bitter. she'd lose her temper if you so much as glanced away when she was speaking to the class and at the end of the year if we wanted to keep out projects we had to buy them for a £1

bit weird looking back that such an obvious nutcase was allowed to work as a teacher

here are some highlights from my University class today

>Muhammad was a good leader
>Gandhi single handily beat the British empire
>Hitler was a vegetarian who never drank alcohol
>the nazis were socialist

>>73864304
>>the nazis were socialist
ah yes, /pol/ 101

>>73864286
Had a science teacher like that, but the good thing about her was if you didn't fancy going into the lesson you just needed to put on trainers and she'd make you stand outside the whole lesson so you'd just go for a fag instead.

>>73864286
Hmm. My food tech teacher was a mental Irish woman. She once stole the cupcakes I made and literally refused to give them back just because I took too long baking them.

>>73864304
the second two are true

hitler was a methhead though

>>73864214
>tfw the myth of Al-Qaeda being some shadow organization with tentacles all over the world when in reality they were just a handful of dudes with a bit of saudi money and no real unity became an actual ideological unity in 2017

ah yes

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>>73864304

>>73864283
watch homes under the hammer sometimes and your property prices are ridiculous

most still aren't as bad as ours during the boom though

Every time I post, /brit/ has already fucked off to a new thread and left me behind.

>>73863605
I assume the mother left two plates of food, each including 3 sausages, ready for when the boys came home. She left, then fatty got home first and helped himself to one of his brother's (or son's) sausages. Gary told his mum there was only 2 sausages on his plate and it was deduced that fatty had taken the missing sausage.

As for the screencap, it might've just been easier to use a webcam already connected to a PC, than to screenshot it and post it online using a knackered old phone.

lads can't fucking sleep because I'm terrified

earlier I saw shadowy figures in my mirror but thought nothing of it and went to sleep, I've just woken up now and I'm scared for some reason, I can't sleep alone

>>73864304
Muhammad was the Augustus or Napoleon of Arabia though, that's literally true.

>>73864379
dont care

>>73864347
Hitler was known for his love of Bavarian sausages, and he took a big swig of beer after his attempted coup in the Beer Hall

Also, Nazis were more corporate. The corporations would belong to a select number of government individuals

>>73864393
Lol no. Muhammad is literally a small time warlord

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>>73864352
>the "I'm fifteen and just watched an Adam Curtis film for the first time" school of historical explication

Ah yes, very cute

>>73864388
You're now fully aware that these things aren't real and you're imagining things. You're already fully aware you're going to wake up tomorrow and forget about it so get some kip m8. Monsters aren't real x

>>73864388
Come and sleep in my bed with me :3

>>73864429
Bit gay lol

>>73864402
Not talking to you though, am I? You think everyone posts here just for your attention? Get your head out of your arse.

>>73864388
it's impossible for someone to break into a house stop being crazy and go back to sleep xx

>Monsters aren't real, thainonce reminds himself as he brutalizes another 5 year olds rectum with his long, alien-like fingers

>>73864426
what if they are the real things and its him who isn't real?

>>73864465
you're twisting my melon, man.

>>73864346
kek
i remember by food tech teacher SCREECHING at me for washing up with the water running. i laughed because i thought she was joking but alas she was not

>>73864333
i always wore trainers to school and i'd always get away with saying "sorry i'll wear shoes tomorrow"

smoking cocaine again lads

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>>73864419
remember when they said there were these huge James Bond villain fortresses all over Afghanistan?
and it turned out to just be a few dingy caves

went to a private school coz im better than you chavs

>>73864388
enjoy your schizophrenia lad

>>73864483
you're supposed to snort it

>>73864410
>unified Arabia
>set up a society and codified system of laws which would dominate the region for a millenia
>founded a major world religion
>Prophet, general, leader of men, merchant, judge, soldier and strategist

Yes, just a small time warlord, run-of-the-mill guy really.

>>73864304
did the professor say these things or was it a delusional fat girl with pink hair and fake glasses

>>73864388
Close your eyes and visualise the following:

>in an empty cinema, front row, centre
>on the screen is you, being scared of shadowy figures
>make the image shrink and distort, and make the colours fade
>it shrinks to a dot, which disappears
>lights come up in the cinema and you walk out

>>73864429
owo

>>73864286
>she'd lose her temper if you so much as glanced away when she was speaking to the class
I always stared at the teachers when they were teaching
bit weird looking back

>>73864479
Most teachers were really strict on uniform in my school, but she just happened to have a stupid punishment. Once got detention for having my tie too loose, but that teacher was a cunt that hated me.

>>73864520
>prophet

Hello Rasheed

He's a false prophet. He lied for power. Very common in those times for warlords to use the gods as justification.

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Afghanistan was such a comfy war

>>73864388
Don't turn around

If you turn around you will die

If you look or turn your head, even for a second I will kill you

This is a not a joke. I'm standing right behind you. You can hear me breathing if you listen hard enough.

I'm reaching out

I can touch you

>>73864539
false or not is irrelevant since his influence is still massive

>>73864541
I got Arma 2 today, played about 70 mins. It's supposed to be a modern warfare simulator. It's shite.

>>73864511
na I mix it with baking soda and smoke it

>>73864333
>>73864479
you're not allowed to wear tennis shoes at school?

>>73864539
>Very common in those times for warlords to use the gods as justification.

Bit like George W. Bush

>>73864559
Didn't say it wasn't. But he was no Augusta or Napoleon. Neither was Jesus or Buddha.

It is colonialist and imperialist to suggest that Africans should not eat the flesh of albinos. To suggest otherwise is pure chauvinism

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>>73864579
>tennis shoes

>>73864584
Augustus was worse than Muhammad, he said he was a God mate.

>>73864579
no, proper shoes (black), like you'd wear with a suit.

>>73864584
he was probably more influential than Napoleon

>>73864602
is this just posh public schools are also whatever you call what americans call public schools? bet reviewbrah would be right at home

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>>73864557

still can't sleep, sweating and shitting myself

>>73864614
Normal schools mate

>>73864577
chances are it's already been mixed with baking soda

>>73864618
have you been smoking weed lad?

>>73864579
i went to a deadshit bogan australian state school and they still made us wear black dress shoes and a tie every fucking day

envy yanks for not having to wear uniforms

>>73864648
no lad

we wore our uniforms once every two weeks

>>73864584
Buddha and Jesus weren't political, judicial and military leaders in their lifetimes, whereas Muhammad was. That's the difference.

Level feet
Thousand-spoked wheel sign on feet
Long, slender fingers
Pliant hands and feet
Toes and fingers finely webbed
Full-sized heels
Arched insteps
Thighs like a royal stag
Hands reaching below the knees
Well-retracted male organ
Height and stretch of arms equal
Every hair-root dark colored
Body hair graceful and curly
Golden-hued body
Ten-foot aura around him
Soft, smooth skin
Soles, palms, shoulders, and crown of head well-rounded
Area below armpits well-filled
Lion-shaped body
Body erect and upright
Full, round shoulders
Forty teeth
Teeth white, even, and close
Four canine teeth pure white
Jaw like a lion
Saliva that improves the taste of all food
Tongue long and broad
Voice deep and resonant
Eyes deep blue[8]
Eyelashes like a royal bull
White ūrṇā curl that emits light between eyebrows
Fleshy protuberance on the crown of the head

>>73864686
>leafs have reverse mufti days
woah

>>73864717
only my school, most schools don't have uniforms at all

>>73864686
what's the point of that?

not helping that I can hear creaking noises
I can't fucking do it

>>73864714
what are the physical characteristics of the buddah?

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>those people that would always wear their uniforms on mufti day and used to get picked on because everyone thought they were forgetful retards but really they just came from broken homes and didn't have anything else to wear

>>73864766
watch funny cat videos on youtube or something and calm the fuck down

>bit cold
>put on dressing gown
>now too warm

fucking autumn

>>73864714
>Well-retracted male organ
what did he mean by this?

>>73864779
an actual good idea thanks lid

>>73864773
Literally me although I was also a forgetful retard

>>73864773
did you have to pay a quid to wear normal clothes or was my school just jewing us?
>>73864789
i got you fa?m

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Stacey is everything I want in a woman.

i wish evalion would come back

fucking jewtube

>open funny cat videos
>first one is a possessed cat trying to kill itself
not helping aaaAAAA

>>73864773
there was a lad in my school who'd wear his school blazer to the races and things

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>>73864808
>did you have to pay a quid to wear normal clothes or was my school just jewing us?
yeh we did but it was for charity tbf

>used to not pay and spend the quid on snacks

>>73864794
do trannies even have functional dicks?

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>>73864826

>>73864808
my school once told us to bring a fucking fiver, but normally it was 1 or 2 pounds. pretty easy to just not pay though

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>>73864714
Wiat, that is a "fleshy protuberance"?

What the fuck, I always thought it was like a topknot or something

>>73864833
my school blazer was /fa/ as fuck and I still wear it

had my protein shake sitting on my desk for the last 20 minutes

it tastes like chocolate flavoured shit and i don't want to drink it

the only thing i want in a women is my dick

>>73864837
do not recall it being for charity at mine.
>>73864846
>pretty easy to just not pay though
true, there's nothing they could really do about it

>>73864857
literal neek

>>73864871
>do not recall it being for charity at mine.
hmmm maybe it wasn't at mine but i don't see what else they'd do with it

>>73864873
it looked really good, my school colours were nice and their emblem was a Crusader on a horse, plus it had leather bits and was generally a solid build.

>`His genitals were ensheathed, well hidden deep in the body as with a thoroughbred elephant or stallion. Even when naked, any woman, man, youth or girl, old, middle-aged or young person, whether lustful or potentially lustful, on seeing him would not have even the least desire.'

Phimosislads, I have good news and bad news.

>>73864856
its his brain
>tfw to intelligent too desire things

>>73864894
I'm sure they could think of a few ideas

>>73864894
state and private schools alike are always looking for more funding, if a thousand students bring in a quid then that's p helpful

>>73864910
>tfw to dum for a microdicc

>>73864930
thats pretty sketchy desu

they could just pocket the money themselves...

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Here we are...

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>>73863918
Me too

>>73864974
brits on the left, leaves on the right, yanks are patrick

Love Tony Blair's voice

>>73865002
aussies are on the right desu

>>73865024
alri tony

really should have gone to bed a long time ago

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>>73865002
oh look it's the "yanks are dumb" gimmick again

>>73865027
>obnoxious, immature, can't shut up, keeps the company of retards

Pretty much

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>Lordosis
>Phimosis
>Psychosis

>>73865024
bet you love open borders and foreign wars too you abhorrent little polyp

>>73865049
well you are, mostly

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>>obnoxious, immature, can't shut up, keeps the company of retards
>
>Pretty much

>>73864541
One of my childhood friend's husband just killed himself from PTSD from the Afghan war.
Their son is 2.5 y/o, too young to retain memories.

He will never know he knew his father.

>>73865096
and australians are a cheap chinese ripoff of americans so what does that say about you

>>73865106
very sad ;_;

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>australians are a cheap chinese ripoff of americans so what does that say about you

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>we need to sacrifice your rights and freedoms to destroy terrorism
>we need to sacrifice your rights and freedoms to stop fascism
>we need to sacrifice your rights and freedoms to stop global warming

we need to stop

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Never forget!

>>73865106
https://youtu.be/39iuxkT-FUs

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Exhibit A

>>73865172
don't think it will take off as a dance, hardly the cha cha slide is it?

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>>73865193

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>>73865209

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>belgium

Thinking about Harry and Ron having passionate sex lads. Hnnng.

This is a surprisingly decent news source, certainly deserve more subs.
https://youtu.be/QUQpwY1Ws8I

>>73865242
I only get my news from 4chan and RT

>>73865242
Fuck off rorke

>>73865274
neat
>>73865290
>rorke
They're critical of basically everyone, they lay into the Tories in this one .

They appear to be genuinely non-partisan, which is why I say they're decent.

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>no hypersexual blonde midwestern Yank gf who can wolf down an entire plate of burgers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHjpWo4edfw

thank you tairad I've spent 20 minutes watching vines I feel OK now

>>73865327
glad to hear it mate

Why yes i post on brit complaining about foreners but i dont integrate myself by being here
Also im a pedo

love pints

Ultimate discontinuity will come to you

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Hate pints, Hate football, Hate the poor, Hate racists, Hate Tesco. NOT a tory, just don't like them chavs simple as.
Love French champagne

>A father-of-25 gave his partner a thumbs up as she cradled their dead baby on a bus before she carried out a plan to stage the "tortured" infant's death in public.

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2017/04/21/08/42/father-gave-partner-thumbs-up-as-she-carried-their-dead-baby-onto-a-bus

Ah yes, the good ol UK

>Thailad
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1765746
Lacquer Lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0

>>73865242
UK Column is great. I used to watch Brian Gerrish on some alternative /x/-style digital TV channel, when he was exposing Common Purpose and their NLP infiltration and indoctrination ways.

Anyone remember this channel? It used to do news on UFOs and stuff all the time. Edge Media TV, and hosted by Ian R. Crane. It had RichPlanet TV on it as well. Interviews with all sorts of UFO and conspiracy theorists. I loved it.

This was the intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtFvVGAJZtY

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>>73865388
Save us.

do a stream thailad

go on, do it for the boys

>>73865388
Of course they are fucking Africans haha I'm dying

bit mental that there are entire countries where the average IQ is in the mentally retarded range

>>73865475
at work

work wanker loves his fucking work

>>73865485
cali is the stupidest state in the US

something like an 86 IQ average

>>73865485
IQ is a racist measure

Downloading syberia 3 lads, excited.
Got a steam key for about £16, almost half off.

>>73865526
>tfw if these people were white they would be stuck in the retard classes

Can't wait for real yank hours to be over

>go to hospital
>cola vending machines

s

>>73865573
>cola
FOY

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Stop watching anime

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me on question time doing a bit of the ol' black magic

New yank reporting in

Eagerly ready to annihilate the British Empire

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www.73865609.ca
the centre of his power

>>73865609
you yank cunts already did that 60 years ago

>>73865601
>negative canthal tilt

Please stop looking at me you Anglo-Orcish wretch

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goin to bed

someone tuck me in? x

>>73865601
>downward sloping eyes

yeah nah

>these plasticine men who are so easily moulded and squished about by /brit/ gimmicks like eye tilt

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>plasticine

>>73865709
*feign heems you*

why you flinchin'?

>>73865732
>why you
hello nigger

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the meds i'm on are forcing me into a normie sleep schedule

i get dead tired by midnight and can't stay away any longer

>>73865651
too ugly to get tucked in

>plasticine

fucking fedora word

>>73865601
this british slag has gross eyes

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>>73865601
>ywn travel back to 2001 and finger stacey dooley behind the bins of a youth disco in luton

>>73865732
*pulls a Picard maneuver and teleports behind you*

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>>73865759
Never understood this going-to-bed-when-you're-actually-tired meme. I always stay up late because sleeping is a waste of time.

>>73865781
maybe your just afraid of being alone in the quiet dark with your thoughts?

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*tilts canthals*

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>>73865800
'fraid I do far more depressing rumination on the PC.

I actually only ever enjoy sleep when I do that. I pretend I'm cuddling with a girl when I try to fall asleep.

just realised there is not a single white yank poster out there

>>73865813
I think this is the start of a splendid new meme.

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>>73865815

>>73865781
i stay awake because i'm scared of tomorrow

Love it if a guy would cuddle me right now.
Went to see this musician lad once and he took it as a date. Fooled around a few times more but it never went anywhere. Now he's on the bbc and im a neet haha.

>>73865859
Bit gay

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>>73865854
I also do this, and on weekdays I probably average around four hours a night 2bqh.

>>73865844
ty for the image friend

guten morgen /brit/

i ain't rich, but i damn sure wanna be.
workin like like a dog all day ain't workin for me.
i wish i had a rich uncle that had kicked the bucket,
and i was sittin on a pile like warren buffet.
i know everybody says money can't buy happiness,

but it can buy me a boat.

it can buy me a truck to pull it.

it can buy me a yeti-110 iced down with some silver bullets.

yeeeaaaaaa and i know what they say,
money can't buy everything... well maybe so,
but it can buy me a boat.

how much land in england could i buy with a small loan of a million dollars

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rEAL pRIMUS hOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

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>>73865886
WHAT. THE. FUCK.

>>73865940
200 square feet in hull

>>73865940
1 (one) small terrace house

>>73865886
that girl is really peng
love those little keyhole shirts

Bf's a bit upset with me lads.
Doesnt help that i mention i fancy amos from the expanse when im drunk.

they call me redneck, white trash, and blue collar,
but i could change all that if i had a couple million dollars.
i keep hearin that money is the root of all evil and you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle.
i'm sure that's prolly true,
but it still sounds pretty kool.

cause it could buy me a boat.

it could buy me a truck to pull it.

it can buy me a yeti-110 iced down with some silver bullets.

yeeeaaaaaa and i know what they say,
money can't buy everything... well maybe so,
but it can buy me a boat to float down on the water with a beer i hear the powerball lotto is -a-sittin on a hundred mil. well that'd buy me a brand new rod & reel.

and it can buy me a boat.

it could buy me a truck to pull it.

it can buy me a yeti-110 iced down with some silver bullets.

yeeeaaaaaa and i know what they say,
money can't buy everything... well maybe so,
but it can buy me a boat.

yeeeaaaaaa and i know what they say,
money can't buy everything... well maybe so,
but it can buy me a boat.

yeah
yeah it can buy me a boat.

lads my boss emailed me asking if I want to do a training thing that allows me to do a different kind of work that's a bit harder than what I'm currently doing
don't think it would affect my pay
I pretty much have to accept right? They phrased it in a way that implies that it's voluntary but I'm guessing I kind of have to do it

how the fuck does Corona get warm so fast?

>>73865996
beer is disgusting

>>73865940
depends where, but generally land is very expensive. land for building on is even pricier. Look to Brittany instead, you can pick up a house and several hectares for the a third or less of the UK price.

>>73865991
Shant

>>73865991
ask what the reimbursement would be..? or are you seriously going to go to training to do a harder job for no pay? because your boss would love that

>>73865991
>>73866020
>ask what the reimbursement would be..? or are you seriously going to go to training to do a harder job for no pay? because your boss would love that
^ this ausbro, don't be a little bitch. they can't fire you for refusing to do something voluntary. fuckin be a man, have some dignity. don't let you boss fuck you in the ass.

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Here we still are...

>yanks make everything a dipthong

Best indicator of this is the word "transient." Yanks will say transhient. Brits almost always pronounce every morpheme without them bleeding into each other. Imagine how Captain Picard would say transient.

i literally don't know what to do on the internet anymore

4chan after 7 years is losing it's charm
don't care for reddit
youtube is mindnumbing
you can only read so many wiki articles
don't care for computer games
nobody uses social media like they used to in high school

might just sell my computer at this point

>>73865991
lol my work always tried to get me to do this lame training thing so I'd legally be able to do a shit ton more work for ZERO extra pay

I'd always just say no thanks

>>73866082
you never will loser

>>73866087
how did you phrase it? I'm not entirely sure what the reimbursement would be but I know it wouldn't be worth the extra amount of effort I have to put in
just worried they'd get pissed because I wasn't being adaptable or something

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Interested in making America more British.

>>73866082
good lad. fuck the internet.

>>73866109
I just said I couldn't make it on the day they said, or when they became persistant I straight up said there's no reason for me to do it unless they want to offer me something in return, like more responsibility or pay.

what they wanted was for me to be stuck in my same position except do loads more work.

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>>73866111
good idea 2bh

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I NEED ADVICE

I NEED ADVICE!!!!

>>73866082
literally this

I mindlessly sit there updating 4chan threads and refreshing my favourite subreddits

what the fuck else do I do

>>73866098
being 100% serious, over the past 3 years i've declined my use of my computer by a lot

i almost exclusively phonepost when i get on here

and even then i post under 10 times then get bored and do something else

think i've taken the green pill: life is more interesting than a screen

>>73866082
Spread the word of Adolf Hitler. Ironically, of course.

>>73866149
read a book nigger and go to the gym
realise that taking a couple hours here and there out of your day is actually a pretty small commitment and still leaves you lots of time to loaf online.
it becomes easier from there.

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really stimulated my rorke cork

>>73866170
>gym
>wanting to end up as a vine or webm

screaming

>>73866181
that colour scheme is atrocious

>>73866200
>>wanting to end up as a vine or webm
grim that normies actually do this

distinctly remember going to the YMCA for the first time just to register when I was 14 and seeing the normie girls audibly "eww" because my skin was so greasy

Miss him...

>>73866200
>not working out at home first until you're ready

>>73866204
think the joke went over your head there guy

>5'9
i feel inferior
im literally a child compared to normal sized people

>>73866244
what was the joke

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>>73866214
>distinctly remember going to the YMCA for the first time just to register when I was 14 and seeing the normie girls audibly "eww" because my skin was so greasy

>>73863904
Tweet some nonsensical bollocks so nobody suspects anything

>tfw 5'8 rounded up

who /legaldwarf/ here?

migrate at bump
>>73866271
>>73866271
>>73866271
new>>>>>>>>

>>73866255
potato famine

>>73866256
Every time I share my cringe experiences I get laughs alone t-b-h

>>73866281
well that's not funny

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Ceh

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>>73866256
>>73866283
once was playing online poker with some people from 4chan. convinced this one finnish guy to put his twin sister on mic. he told her i had a cat and she saw awww and asked to see it, so i sent her a pic. keep in mind she could barely speak any english, yet at soon as she saw the picture she said "ew what the fuck. he looks like a fucking crack dealer" and everybody in the group started laughing at me.

pic related is what i sent