/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

man FUCK anime

Fuck Drumpf

>>73862035
Imagine how it felt when Nixon resigned before he was impeached

flomgh is not my president

I don't guess I've ever been as scared as when I was waiting in the principal's office. Finally he came in and sat down. He didn't say anything, he just looked at me. Then he pulled a copy of Playboy out. "Is this yours?" he said.
"No," I said, "is this yours?" And I pulled out my penis.
I guess I wasn't as scared as I thought.

fuck leftists and fuck brown people

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found a small folder of gifs like these

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me

wowee we are burning though these things like candy

(i)
lick it faggot

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I might be a nigger on the outside

But I'm Japanese on the inside!!!

>>found a small folder of gifs like these

*autism intensifies*

can't stop listening to arcade fire for some reason

>>73862074
I watched it a few times.

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>>73862117
I have more

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When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

>>73862122
debut LP is godtier

>>73862107
bost rotarie

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new season as a bit shit

Watching sixty days in Atlanta but it's almost over not sure what I'll do

>been happily single for the past 10 years
>get put on anti-depressants
>urge to get a gf grows stronger every day
>starting to have the urge to reproduce

They're taking control of me buds, soon I will be nothing but a pussy whipped normie. It's been nice knowing you all

>>73862157
marry and reproduce

>>73862138
8/8

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

>>73862193
gave this a thought

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>>73862150
They fucked up after S9. Nothing will ever touch the early Clattenburg days, but S9 wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be when I first saw it, but everything else has been shit since.

bored

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>>73862157
Yes yes go to the 3dpd

>>73862232
Me in the bottom right

>>73862157
I don't really believe antidepressants have an effect. Maybe it's a nocebo response. Or maybe you would have gotten the new ideas anyway and the drug has nothing to do with it?

I'ma tired

>>73862232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo

>>73862258
>I'm a
stop talking like mario

>>73862236
As we were driving, we saw a sign that said "Watch for Rocks." Marta said it should read "Watch for Pretty Rocks." I told her she should write in her suggestion to the highway department, but she started saying it was a joke - just to get out of writing a simple letter! And I thought I was lazy!

>>73862260
These are the kind of kids I used to bully

>>73862260
wish I'd been a stoner in high school so I could have a good reason for being a failure

>>73862256
ur an idiot

>>73862287
*stabs you* nothin personnel

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>American education

>>73862328
how urban

>tfw straight-A student who bullied dumb faggots

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I want a really good shop keeper sim
So detailed I can choose how to organize the products on the shelf and the shopping cart designs

Pass the mustard

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Is reincarnation real /cum/?

You think if I were to kill myself I'd be reborn as a non-nigger? (Preferably a Japanese school girl)

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>>73862328
That's the correct answer though.

>>73862351
what classes u took nigga

>>73862395
t. codeine fan

>>73862379
*passes gas*

>>73862351
There was a guy at my school who threw a cinder block at the autistic kid

>>73862414
All me

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>>73862387
Reincarnation is only for the chosen.

cum lol

>>73862401
t. Fredrick Pierre Castagnolli

>>73862387
Fun fact, it's illegal to reincarnate in china without the governments permission.

But to answer you question, yes reincarnation is real in the most literal sense. When you die what makes up you will eventually be part of what makes up another living thing. It's also called the circle of life.

If you're asking if your memories that are stored in your physical brain will follow the matter that makes up your body, no probably not.

>>73862387
>being a nigger

ishygddt

why is getting a gf so hard buds

>>73862387
yeah I don't see why that wouldnt work

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>>73862488
Why are you brits so rude!?!?!? It's not like I asked to be a nigger BAKA!!!

>unironically hating yourself for something you had no control over and unironically wanting to be a girl on top of that
That's like being psychologically cucked on two fronts

>>73862520
>being a weeb nigger

you may as well ghetto out and steal cars and sell drugs

>>73862447
I like codeine. Codeine with paracetamol works well against my migraine headaches. It makes the nausea worse though.

Remember to end every prayer before bed to the Flying Spaghetti Monster with "fuck Drumpf and fuck white people."

>>73862559
fuck off cia

>>73862602
I'm a white person who doesn't know much about Trump and doesn't believe in the flying spaghetti monster though.

what did he mean by this?

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2booty teebh

>druempph wants to make america white again
>he's orange
wew

https://youtube.com/watch?v=n10sX0OUkjA

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going out with the buds tonight

if any of you live in the bay area, you can hang out with us

>>73862635
gas yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNXaIOV57rg

Congratulations, this is now a California thread and you're all invited.

>>73862652
sounds like a sauasge fast TBAH

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>playing weeb games

neck yourself

>>73862652
there's at least 3 relevant bay areas

>>73862635
bu thaty one booty

Really wish i had drugs to get high on buds

>says the nintentard

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492582347093.webm

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Be honest, have any of you ever fantasized about saving your school from a shooter / being one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWfywYittgM

Blaze one up for me, no buds atm.

>>73862729
no

No I was busy thinking about girls.

>>73862685
You can get Tylenol 1 with codeine without a prescription if you ask the pharmacist.
If you dissolve the pills in water the acetaminophen and other crap will sink to the bottom leaving the codeine at the top

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>>73862657
No

>>73862729
multiple times yes

Literally no. Fuck off with your shit vibes.

>>73862729
>centre

cucked

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2b's ass isn't even that great, it's just emphasized by the leotard.

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>>73862677
We'll be in the most relevant one.

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>Say NO to refuge-
What now /pol/cucks?

i have weed to burn, but, i'm getting drunk on 420 instead

>>73862784
Small/medium shapely ass > fatties

>>73862729
not the school but at least the class. If a shooter broke into a locked room (s)he'd probably get blitzed

>>73862812
as in saving the class by blitzing the shooter

>>73862795
They own corner stores and other shit they could do back home, whoopty fucking doo.

>>73862795
oh boy 5 halal shops in every town

>>73862796
I still have a gram of gorilla glue, gram of blue dream, gram of girl scout cookies, a gram of wax, and four 75mg lollis, yet all I keep doing is chugging beer....

>>73862795
Does this mean about 3.67% of US born business owners are business owners?

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>americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv1HWq8GdnY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufp1an1JlRc

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hope the economy shits the bed again

SHITCONGO BLACKHAWKS B T F O

>>73862893
>meicans didn't exist until the 90s

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>canadians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwwV0xE70Ks

>>73862878
you live next to a dispensary or something?
i've been feeling kinda burned out lately, and my tolerance for alcohol is way lower than with weed.

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>>73862880
Sounds about right

>>73862729
every day

>>73862924
they used to play this on the local dadrock station constantly

Everything is going to be all right... r-right?

>>73862925
Fucking wish dude. I live in Texas. All my shit is from Colorado or local grown by my buddies.

Everything outside of flower goes for a pretty penny around here still.

Sucks because dank flower used to go for $20 a gram but now goes for as low as $5 but anything "manufactured" is still expensive.

nigger stole my bike

>>73862981

yes

tfw stuck inside doing uni homework

>>73862981

No

gimme a kiss

More focus on comfy thread

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How does Canadian politics work?
How can you have sub 20% approval for years and maintain office?

>>73862975
q107? I never had any idea that's what they were saying. That's really fuckin funny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1zFeHJzS5E

>>73862981
no

>>73862981
I guess. I just logged into my GTA Online account for the first time in months and for some reason Rockstar just gifted me $10,000,000...

yay?

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pigeons are cute

>>73863025
During the last election the conservatives were really weak
The Liberals are now universally hated and have 0 chance in 2018

>>73863028
yes

>>73863025
Fucking hate that retarded bitch.

That was my first time voting, against her in the provincial election.

>>73863089
>>73863100

Yet Toronto and Ottawa will still for them. Sad!

>>73863112
I'm just at the edge of Ottawa, my little area won conservative.

>>73863040
Every time my character died in one of the GTA games I loaded the last save game. I didn't want that my character died even once.

>>73863078
I also like them.

>>73863025
We don't elect the leader as much as we elect the party. The leader is a big contributing factor to many people as it should be but the people we actually elect are local representatives from our riding (canadian term for voting district). Whatever party has the most elected MPPs, members of provincial parliament in the case of Wynne, is the person and party that wins the election.

The liberals came into power under Dalton Mcguinty and when he was exposed for being a fucking moron he jumped ship and resigned from office. Wynne was given leadership of the party and then assumed the position of premier.

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>>73863131

The last time I played GTA online some hackers gave me 4 million dollars because they thought my character looked like tupac

>>73862991
damn that sucks man. i live in montana and spokane is only a few hours from here
every once in a while i go get some goodies
i would assume texas would have some good weed. all those mexibros smuggling that dankness

>>73863163
>looked like
nice try tupac

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wew

>>73863112
I live in Guelph and the faggots here will probably vote liberal again, provincially in this case, but well see how people view Brown come the election.

because, in truth, I am an atlantic sea creature

https://www.numbersusa.com/news/sen-cotton-officially-introduces-raise-act

Literally fascist

>>73862729
I've had a fantasy where I take out the shooter somehow but get shot doing it and everyone visits me in the hospital because I'm a hero

I've also theorized about what strategy to use to attempt a high score. I think the propane bomb idea from columbine was good but could be improved upon with gasoline and a choke point outside the school where I could be waiting with the guns or whatever

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>the state of the chicago

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>>73863185
>Progressive Conservative

cause it won't be long til I can see you movin'

>>73863218
They are the true Radical Centrist party

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>>73863039
>being fit doesnt cure autism
being fit doesnt cure a lot of things

>>73863192
>Reduce the worldwide level of family-sponsored immigrants from 480,000 to 88,000 by prioritizing nuclear family
What the fuck do those have to do with one another? Are they suggesting the overwhelming majority of them are homos?

>>73863215
Chicago is a city not a state

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>>73863238
This pic gives me hope
No matter how much of an ugly autist you are, you can still make it

>>73863235
wow canada is so ahead of the meme curves its crazy

>>73863254
The rest of illinois basically doesn't exist desu

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Racists are pissing me off. Now is the time to awaken the beats.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbinlvcSZa8

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>>73863254

>>73863261
build on that confidence

>>73863273
Why not? Did the niggers destroy it?

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>brexit happens
>/fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/ starts
what did the brits mean by this

UH HUH
AHA
OK!
ARE YOU READY?
*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap*
NO TRUMP
*clap clap*
NO KKK
NO FASCIST USA
*clap clap*

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>>73863367

>>73863322
Bico bico bi :DDD

im like really in the mood for a mocha coco frapuccino latte

Really wish those dixie fucks would fuck off

cunts

>>73863238
/fit/ told me that lifting would cure all my ailments

lmao in bed rn

>>73863312
The rest of Illinois is literally just corn and abandoned farmhouses
It's not that it's bad, it's just that there's nothing out out there

Asshole is burning lads

>>73863411
Tell Tyrone to stop being so rough

>>73863426
His name is da'rick, you sexist racist bigot islamaphone

dumb phoneposters

>>73863458
>he doesnt phone post
What are you, a friendless nerd? ahaha

really wish my dick didn't have a cooldown period

holland is britain 2.0: mainland europe edition

Even though you voted for Billary when did you realize that Trump would save the United States from its downfall?

>>73863192
Actually I don't see this being passed.

>>73863488
hey Billary

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SAY IT AINT SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
CARRY ME HOME

>>73863502
NANANANANANA

>>73863502
For the rest of the night you're blinking manually.

ahh shit I did it to myself.

>>73863512
KATAMARI DAMACY

Just came in my underwear

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CAUSE YOU'RE HOT THEN YOU'RE COLD YOU'RE YES THEN YOU'RE NO YOU'RE IN THEN YOU'RE OUT YOU'RE UP THEN YOU'RE DOWN

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3-2

>>73863554
please don't take me back to freshman year

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still have easter candy lying around

>>73862795
Anyone can start a kebab shop on the street.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVxMmMuTk60

Watchu listening to this evening

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>>73863588
What candy?

if my package form USPS says it'll be delivered today but its already past 8 pm, is it still going to come today

>>73863622
Unlikely

>>73863622
Lol no

>>73863595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIpfWORQWhU

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Well, /cum/?
What's yours?

>>73863626
>>73863627
fug but I paid for 2-3 day shipping and tomorrow will be 5 days

>>73863595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s&spfreload=10

Free release of Brood War reminded me of the times of watching/playing SC2 and listening to kpop to channel my inner Korean

Don't have any money to order things from the Internet

>>73863639
Shan't be participating in this homosexuality.

>>73863595
https://youtu.be/4oYwf5y9DFg

>>73863639
Why do people put so much work into filling out something that no one gives a shit about

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Where is MRSA Canadian is he still alive?

>>73863642
>pay for 2 day shipping on Amazon
>my package comes after a week and a half
>I have Amazon Prime so the shipping was only a couple of bucks, so Amazon just gave me a refund on the shipping

>>73863658
tism

Honestly though, do we really need guns?

>>73863672
yes

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs

>>73863672
yes. they are fun to play with

>>73863639
*cringes*

>>73863663
The one with the swollen balls?

>>73863674
No we don't, i can't own guns because of a certain involuntary psychiatric hold or 3 and I could still kill people IF I wanted to.

>>73863685
Yeah he said he still has like 4 more weeks of IV antibiotics. Just want to make sure he didn't take a turn for the worse.

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>>73863676

>>73863700
>waah waah we don't need guns boo hoo

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*Watches the butthurt (you)s fly in
Kekking too hard after 2 minutes.

>>73863717
You probably need guns, pussy.

;)

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>I post pictures showing that I'm a sufferer of the 'tism and then call people butthurt when they make fun of me

>>73863718
Could go for some popcorn right now.

>>73863707
Yeah he posted today. Usually shots of his hospital food but he linked a picture of his balls today too which was gross

He's fine

Cascadia at 04/20/17(Thu)23:16:13 wrote:
>*Watches the butthurt (you)s fly in
>Kekking too hard after 2 minutes.


How many hours did you spend working on that autism chart? Hope it was worth it.

>>73863723
why don't you meet half way faggot and we'll find out

>>73863676
the memories

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>he fell for /fit/'s lies

>>73863746
You'll be bringing your guns?

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>>73863730
t. assmad faggot

>>73863732
>he linked a picture of his balls today too
Do you know where this is and/or approximately when he posted this so I can find it in the archive?

>>73863748
t. went to the gym for 2 weeks and decided it was too much work

try not to say banana

>>73863753
nope. just my shit stomping boots

>>73863723
Shitposts and (you)bait aside, muscles don't matter for shit when someone can decimate you with one shotgun blast or pop you in the skull at 100 yards.
>>73863743
It was.

You guys do actually work out right? What could possibly be the downside of physical exercise?

Fuck whites
Fuck Drumpf
Fuck America
#BlackLivesMatter
#WeRunThisShit

>>73863782
my genetics dont allow me to work out

*notices you smoking*
heh, enjoy your popcorn lungs

>>73863782
too difficult
other people would see me
hate sweating

>>73863782
i unironically own a bowflex

>>73863782
I'm too lazy to work out

>>73863782
its time not spent on anime

>>73863808
*blows smoke in your face*

>>73863787
You don't run anything

my package has said its in transit from New Mexico since 2:30 am and it hasn't changed status. It doesn't take 17 hours to drive from there to here, especially if they started that early

Might as well just start spending money at a gym instead of a phone bill. Then they'll wish they called me

>>73863819
You could'a killed me!

>>73863771
i do body weight exercises at home

>>73863838
Nothing ever good happens in New Mexico

>>73863847
Link it so we can get outraged one ID at a time.

>>73863757
Cum thread from around 4-5 pm est today.

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>I browse /pol/ to shitpost and not have serious political discussion

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73863930
>Not realizing I've openly stated that I am a sperglord
>Not realizing once a sperg becomes self aware they can weaponize the autism at will to their advantage
>One of the shittiest fedorapersonas that everyone has heard of, topped only by Lucas the Magnificent and Chrischan

>>73863779
Yeah I owned guns back when. I know their power.

>>73863778
Steel toed? I have a couple pairs.

>>>/pol/122089227


made a thread too

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TAAS HETKEN LÄHEMPÄNÄ KUOLEMAA, EI HAIHDU TUSKA MILLOINKAAN
TUO TUSKA LAULUN TÄMÄN KIRJOITTAA, TUO TUSKA KIINNI SAA
KENET VAAN, TUO TUSKA KIINNI SAA KENET VAIN HALUAAAAAAA

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/pol/ is the opposite of comfy desu

>>73863814
Nice!

>>73863810
>>73863816
Try doing pushups and planks. Once you feel yourself LITERALLY grow stronger you will be hooked.

>>73863799
That sucks.

>>73863818
9/10 hobby t b h

>>73863936
>page 4
kys

>>73863954
ye my nigga. steel toed wolvermemes. fuck timbs

making home made poutine buds

>>73863787
Fuck the WE THE NORTH advertising campaign.

>>73863893

Risk if anyone wants to join

>>73863873
It's mssa for the record
Finally got my form 1 cleared so I should at least be able to go buy a coffee but got denied emergency coverage for drugs cause social workers are fags so not looking good for going home

made another thread

>>>/pol/122089469

I don't think I eat enough to work out desu

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>>73864006
>vacationing in Canada

>>73864020
this
I'd have to stop being a neet

>>73864020
i bet you're that skinny fat body type
moobies with no gut

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>>73864006
>Canada can get nivas

>>73864046
I'm not skinnyfat. I used to work out when I was in highschool but got lazy when I went to college.

>>73864053
u mad yankboi?

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/city-of-toronto/lada-niva-1985-red-suv-1-6lrunning-perfect-2800-obo/1257008666?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

<>73864066
reeee
nix it vagain aoni

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>buying a """car"""

>>73864056
i was the opposite.
never worked out in high school. started hitting the gym after a year of college
my dads the kinda guy that never worked out, got fat as fuck and now he pisses himself when he can't waddle to the bathroom fast enought

>>73864002
Post nut pic plz.

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this country is fucking dead

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Huh

>>73864109
he already did

>>73864122
I missed it. I was at work.

I love hoes

>>73864002
>It's mssa for the record
>Finally got my form 1 cleared so I should at least be able to go buy a coffee but got denied emergency coverage for drugs cause social workers are fags so not looking good for going home
Can you explain this to me slowly please?

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>>73864115

>>73864118
can't find my last name anywhere

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This is the only way to save Canada

>>73864118
California on suicide watch

>>73864115
中国好。我们来

>>>/pol/122090690

>>73864122
>>73864128
Oh wait nvm I just found it in the old thread.

Best thing is he posted it on /soc/ and got good ratings.

>>73864115
>applications for such technology include directed energy weapons
I'm ok with this

>>73864133
I'm stuck in this gay place till the tenth probably or I pay shittons for the antibiotics myself

>>73864167
>not getting a french dip sandwinch
beef n cheddars are pleb tier

>>73864192
LOL sincerely hope you have a laptop

what are people from /cum/ called
>/cum/icans
>/cum/ites
>/cum/ians
>/cum/ish
?

Friendly reminder that listening to "sad" music is bad for your mental health

>>73864192
So the government will pay for it if you stay in the hospital but not if you leave? Seems like it would cost a shitload more to keep you in the hospital.

>>73864210
/cum/ericans?

>>73864210
/cum/patriates

>>73864210
/cum/rades

>>73864210
>/cum/dumps

>>73864213
who gives a shit

>mental health
ebin maymay you fucking fag

>>73864210
Cummies

>>73864210
/cum/rades and
/cum/dumpsters

>>73864210
/cum/buds

>>73864210
good /cum/pany

Cumrades.

>>73864210

>>mental health
>ebin maymay you fucking fag
>*constantly thinks about killing himself*

>>73864217
Yup kinda stupid

>>73864203
I lent it to my dad and he still has it :/
Been doing some studying tho

>>73864210
/cum/bois

>>73864274
>teenagers

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>>73864210
cumsies

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MATKALLAAN, HE SUOJAN SAA,
PIENISTÄ HETKISTÄ TOISIAAN VASTEN
KORKEUTEEN, HUOKAILEE,
VARJELE TIET TÄMÄN MAAN ORPO LASTEN
KUN ILTA VIILENEE

Good night cum

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>all these (you)s
also the answer is /cum/stains

Shouldn't it be CU instead of cum?

Mexico never posts

New

>>73864366

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>>73864345

>>73862150
Everything after 6 is trash