/cum/

Fuck Drumpf

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>drinking hipster tea made in canada

Bashing Fascists is a national pastime

guess my package isn't coming today as expected

FAGGOT FUCK SHIT COCKER SHIT

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>Why yes, I'm a leftist, and I'm tolerant of ALL cultures, especially Islam but except for every white creed

>>73860045
what was in it?

stop supporting Judas (Trump)

>>73860055
a bible

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>Schalke

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>According to FBI data, 4,906 black people murdered other blacks in 2010 and 2011. That is 1,460 more black Americans killed by other blacks in two years than were lynched from 1882 to 1968, according to the Tuskegee Institute.

BLACK LIVES MATTER

>>73860051
*upvotes*

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>T-this can't be happening! I-im in charge here...

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>>73859979
Nice thread.

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drink water

Trump has over 3 and half more years as president AT LEAST

No trump no kkk no fascist usa

Where are my cali bros at? Lets bring back some nazi scalps!!!!

>>73860073
why type?

>>73860120
7 and a half*

>>73860130
book bible, made out of paper

>>73860120
my god, imagine the amout of damage he can cause in that time

impeache dromf!!!

>>73860130
*what type of Bible

>>73860120
We cant let him get the nuclear codes

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>>73860129
LET'S GO GET THOSE SCA-

>>73860130
Its a NASB cambridge wide margin hardcover

>>73860143
It's much more likely that he will be reelected desu

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>>73860129
You rang?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=oSJB54s8zcE

Pretty good

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NEED a kurdish or yazidi gf!!

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>>73860064
Judas was paid. Be careful throwing that accusation around, last time it was made they were dead wrong.

>>73860161
lol right

>>73860158
I love when she looks around after getting hit once and then starts crying like a baby. So fucking satisfying

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Independence?

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>>73860200
Statistically impossible event?

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>guy who started the cali-exit movement fled to Russia after he realized it had lost momentum
>turns out the left was being controlled by Russia the entire time.

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>>73860192
>I love to see women get hit by men

>>73860182
trump will get his shekels from Netanyahu, don't worry

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Lefties will literally never NOT get blown the fuck out because all they have to fight back with is misinformation and team shilling from discord chats. Fucking hilarious

>>73860158
>white people will défend this same violence that irritates them when the "backward camelfuckers" do it
Can't wait for the w*ite devil genocide

>>73860235
Ones that start fights and talk about scalping people? Yeah I love it.

>>73860228
the marxism in higher education was born from KGB programs afterall

>>73860090
I'd tell you to kill yourself too but you'll blow yourself up at the local market sooner or later.

How will the Jews control China before they become too strong and it's too late?

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I KNOW I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

>>73860235
are you saying women aren't equal to men?

>>73860280
who's that

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>>73860011
Killing communists even more so. America has despised communism more than fascism for our entire history.

>>73860242
>the shills
>we are being raided trololo
When will this meme die? You don't actually believe your that important, do you?

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>>73860291
Manlet that got btfo

>>73860278
他们没有

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>>73860280
Le Penis sucker has no chance.

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Leftypol's owner.

>>73860158
is he our guy?

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Loved this one from Berkeley

>I'm so tolerant I'll scalp you

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>>73860011
Good man

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I left my unity project running since yesterday

*takes a massive fucking shit after downing three cups of black coffee*

>>73860336
Here's to you
Good men

>>73860328
Why do people still give attention to these idiots?

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1492729668263.webm

MEW

>>73860365
They don't that's why a reality TV star is president.

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I WILL NOT GO

TURN THE LIGHTS OFF

CARRY ME HOME

>>73860363
classic

>>73860328
Haven't saved anything quicker

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President Bloomberg?

>>73860321
source?

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ban soda

>>73860392

no i mean here, attention enough to make a pic of them

I consume drugs

DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME YOU'RE ALREADY THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD

>>73860449
Probably so people know who it is that posts "fuck drumpf".

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BABY COME BACK

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I DONT KNOW WHY

IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

>>73860460

i have never seen a non ironic fuck drumpf

>>73860431
You only get those if you have bad genetics though

>>73860462
you can get this from the coke machine with the screen

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I've been runnin'
Just to get away from what's inside me
Rush
I'm drownin' under the rush

Happy birthday
To the best brother in the world
Hooray
At least I'm still cool to one girl

you guys ever been to an illicit gambling house?

*kisses your exgirlfriend who you still have feelings for in front of you*

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PEOPLE ARE STRANGE

WHEN YOU'RE A STRANGER

>>73860363
Every fucking time
I cut my coffee with water so i can drink all night then take a fat wet shit before bed.

>>73860510
I don't have feelings for my ex gf though

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@73860308
the fine folks of the left seem to think we're VERY important my friend :^)

>>73860510
i have zero ex girlfriends

Every since based Trump blew the fuck out of the globalist subhuman Putin and his puppet ASSad, /CUM has been raided repeatedly with garbage like this post and other manufactured memes trying to drive a wedge between us and our allies at /r/the_donald and defaming the characters of key Trump allies such as /ourguy/ Kushner.

This is no coincidence, fellow centipedes - we are under attack by paid Kremlin shills who want Emperor Trump out now that they realise he is incorruptible and is willing to use military force to keep the commies and their arab allies in line

Don't fall for it! Everything Trump is doing is 4d chess that most people can't understand but its all part of his nationalist plan. MAGA!!

TELL ALL THE PEOPLE THAT YOU SEE FOLLOW ME
FOLLOW ME DOWN

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>this scares the fatty

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>our allies at /r/the_donald

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

what's going on here?

You could tell a million lies
And I'd think they all were true
Trust
That's my trust in you
It's what I value
And it's what I refuse to lose
You've got a thing for me
And I've got a thing for you, too

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nice edition

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>it's a leftypol retard tries too hard episode

WIIIIILLLDD CHIIIIILD
FULL OF RAGCE
SAVOUR OF THE HUMAN RACE

destroy the 22nd amendment

I'm bored

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IN YOU

PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO

>>73860589
Lefties getting blown the fuck out as usual and then making passive-aggressive posts to no one because they're not trained to argue and can only act autistically when presented with facts

REALMS OF BLISS REALMS OF LIGHT
SOME ARE BORN TO SWEET DELIGHT

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Y es que esa belleza es un rompecabezas
Pero pa montarlo aquí tengo la pieza, (oye)

Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oido
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

Despacito
Quiero desnudarte a besos despacito
Firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto
Y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito

Sube, sube, sube, sube, sube

Quiero ver bailar tu pelo
Quiero ser tu ritmo
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (Favorito, favorito baby)

Déjame sobrepasar tus zonas de peligro
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido

Despacito
Vamos a hacerlo en una playa en Puerto Rico
hasta que las olas griten Ay Bendito
Para que mi sello se quede contigo

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Que le enseñes a mi boca
Tus lugares favoritos (Favorito, favorito baby)

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito
Hasta provocar tus gritos
Y que olvides tu apellido
Despacito

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito (ehh ehhh)

Pasito a pasito, suave suavecito
Nos vamos pegando, poquito a poquito (ehh ehhh)

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>went to big 5 to browse some new dumbbells and shoes
>no good shoes on sale
>pick up just 2 20lb dumbbells instead
>some really tall (4me) tough looking tongan girl at the register
>had this strange smile all the time she was checking me out
>before I leave I hear a faint "heh..."

IT WASN'T A SMILE

IT WAS A SMUG

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>make one post about leftists
>leave thread
>return to see multiple (you)'s and the arguing continuing

the first law of alchemy is that matter cannot be created nor destroyed
the second law of alchemy is that fuck your mom's ass

Patted a mexicano on the head today

cute mexicanos

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>Lefties getting blown the fuck out as usual and then making passive-aggressive posts to no one because they're not trained to argue and can only act autistically when presented with facts

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I MADE MY PLANS

IT WAS THE ONLY THING I FELT I COULD DO

What a terrible thread

EL GATO VOLADOR
EL GATO VOLADOR
EL GATO VOLADOR

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THE REST OF MY LIFE

LET ME APOLOGIZE WHILE IM STILL ALIVE

>>73860722
say something in welsh

>its that manchild drumpf loosing his shit over nothing episode
Also
>biggest non nuclear bomb
>36 goatduckers ded
>American missiles
>a stolen car could do a better job as far as the body count is concerned
Good your exposing yourself like the paper tiger you are dumb ametifats.

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>>73860701
>posts a picture of a brony-tier alt-right subhuman

Russia shares a boarder with North Korea.

>>73860666
buenos números satánicos

as a proud alt-centrist i am ashamed to be part of this community at this time

post antifa hippies and drumpf supporters fighting pls

Reminder that boricuas are the strongest race in the world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk

>>73860767
something in welsh

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ALL OF MY PAST MISTAKES

IT'S GONNA KILL ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...

>2019
>Trump signs amnesty bill making all "undocumented immigrants" citizens


BASED 4D CHESS HES GOING TO STOP THE DEMOGRAPHIC SHIFT WITH THIS ONE MAGA

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I don't have a girlfriend

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>>73860800
This changes everything...!

>>73860835
you typed "something in welsh" but didnt say it

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Anyone know where I could group up with ANTIFA™? Really wanna shoot a rocket launcher :^)

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>>73860847
h-hey

whats your favorite soda lads?
mines pibb extra

SHE'S JUST LIKE YOU AND ME
BUT SHE'S HOMELESS SHE'S HOMELESS

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What a shitty thread

>>73860777
Kek has spoken he is among us shadilay checked trips of seven kek vult and pepe pbuh is his prophet iamirite??

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>>73860900

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>>73860886
It wont matter once President Bloomberg bans soda, you fat fuck.

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I don't like the Cara poster.

>>73860814
https://youtu.be/c8GVtXfATtI

No one likes you

>>73860777
Tunisia is better than you in every metric

>>73860900
Because Al AlgerANO is stealing all dem gets.

I like the Cara poster.

>>73860884
*looks at you and smiles*
*walks away an never sees you again*
haha

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>>73860931
>"How did they put us against each other?!"
>the fucking drums

>>73860952
>>73860961
u guys should meet n fuck

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>michael "let me show you this beta and alpha even if they are not statistically significant" bloomberg

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>>73860922
i will be a soda botlegger then. You cant stop me from getting my sugar water

>>73860941
I am i suposed to get mad at this post? If anything i am happy for my Tunisian brothers and wish them the best of luck

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>ywn live in Bloomberg era Poo York

Stop replying to the fucking algerian you morons.

>>73861030
Morocco as well.

stfo and leave this thread zinedine

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just

>>73861056
Excellent post

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not sure if I should play skyrim or new vegas

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ur not gud ok

The Algerian poster is really good.

>>73861089
New Vegas

>>73861074
>leaf elections
>relevant

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>>73860948
Gonna give you a (You) just because that one guy doesn't want me to give you a (You)

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I WANT GF BUT I DONT WANT TO LEAVE MY HOUSE

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>>73861089
Fallout 4

>>73861120
I HATE IT!

>>73861098
Nth best post

>>73861074
who is /cum/s guy?

>>73861110
Why the fuck are you in this thread
Why are you replying to me without my permission

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>>73861132
It just works you mother fucker, stop being rude to todd. He worked really hard on that game and it just... it just...it just works okay? it just works...

>>73861150
Please don't bully him he's my friend

>>73861052
Not him but i like the algerian poster i wish i was as cool and awesome and handsome and inteligent as him

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>trumps first year in office
>he will have dismantled ISIS
>bring democracy to north korea
>while somehow still making SJWs and feminists angry

genuinely couldn't be happier with him right now desu

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sneaky canadians

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>>73861074
absolute STATE of the place

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>>73861148
Our guy?

>>73861053
YOU WILL NOT DEVIDE US
[X] NOT DEVIDED [ ] DEVIDED

You should of never have given him the nuclear codes

>>73861197
what is this shit

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>>73861118
really like this (You)

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>>73861188
>first 100 days in office
>nothing accomplished
>desperately scrambling to repeal obamacare before his first 100 days are over
embarrassing

fuck drumpf

my name is bildie booboo von gildie googoo
my maiden name is gilgie googoo bon vilgie boogoo

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>>73861221
The entire collection of that (You) made by the artist is just fantastic

>>73861231
Just like Obama scrambled to close Guantanamo bay in his first 100 days.

How'd that turn out?

>>73861231
>nothing accomplished

as expected of a retarded roach poster

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We NEED more syrian refugees.

I NEED a muslim gf.

QUICK
FAST
POST YOUR FAVOURITE VIDEOGAME

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>fuck drumpf

and FUCK white people

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*has an autistic breakdown*

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Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down the road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And if you threw a party
Invited everyone you knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me
And the card attached would say

Thank you for being a friend (4x)

If it's a car you lack
I'd surely buy you a Cadillac
Whatever you need any time of the day or night

I'm not ashamed to say
I hope it always will stay this way
My hat is off, won't you stand up and take a bow

And when we both get older
With walking canes and hair of gray
Have no fear even though it's hard to hear
I will stand real close and say

Thank you for being a friend

And when we die
And float away
Into the night
The milky way
You'll hear me call
As we ascend
I'll say your name
Then once again

Thank you for being a friend

>>73861269
OpenTTD

>>73861269
Anything made by Todd Howard

>>73861221
I am going to print it and hang it in my living room for all my guests to see how beautiful it is to get (You)'s from the heart.

>>73861292
finally a character i can relate to

>>73861293
good post

>>73861274
>>73861284
good posts

>>73861297
Micro games are good

@73861299
b8

been angry all day

cum lol

>>73861340
y

There's unironically a tranny at my work
"""she""" whines more than the real women there, it's horrible

>>73861269
chicken schnitzel adventures

>>73861269
9/11 SIMULATOR 2001

It's funny that they think people still discuss (You)s

So easy to tell who's here from the /leftypol/ discord

>>73861340
smoke da weed mon

Anybody else have moles in the shape of a 60 degree triangle?

Pretty sure only special people have this.

>>73861340
watch some gaki no tsukai and relax

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>b8

>>73861352
dunno

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>>73861253
Holy kek.

I didn't know Drumpf was doing this poorly. He might have succeeded in fulfilling 1 or 2 of his promises.

>>73861353
She just needs a good dicking

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>>73861340
All me, the author of all your pain

>>73861354
>>73861358
Real games only!

>>73861353
>men are better than women even at whining
Can't make this shit up.

>>73861353
is she cute?

>>73861353
Is the woman (male) good looking?

>>73861383
I'll bite. Which ones do you think he has and hasn't done?

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>>73861269
monopoly

what's the matter with chu?

>>73861443
chu chu im a train haha

>>73861441
Do you really play the monopoly vidya?

>>73861403
pocketo monsuta

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>>73861441

sufjan stevens is a hack fraud

>>73861426
appoint judges
remove regulations
re-assess trade agreements

>>73861466
Classic.

>>73861403
In all seriousness i play lewd flash games a lot

>>73861468
There are only 3 dark blue properties

>>73861489
Elaborate please.

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>tfw nigger
>3 cute girls enter the store
>know I'll never have chance with any of them
>realize I'll never have a gf because I don't know how rot all to women
How do you guys with gf do it?

>>73861471
And a homo

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>>73861464
>he isnt buying a switch exclusively for monopoly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=556y52Ws8Mc

>>73861508
pepe is dare i say it, a cheater

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donald dump is stupid

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>bing bing WAHOO

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>>73861508
dumfuk

>>73861516
1. Do not ask for gf advice on 4chan (especially /cum/).
2. What do you mean by 'rot all'.

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post images that make you go hmmm

>>73861516
I'm a white guy with a clubfoot and a cleft palate
I have even less of a chance than you

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>>73861441

>>73861481
ur wrong

>>73861516
i'm gay so i dont know

>>73861521
If I had 500$ to buy a switch and one game I would buy BOTW.

>>73861540
you can say that again

>>73861556
talk to*

Also why shouldn't I ask for advice here? I'm pretty sure there's lots of people on /cum/ with gfs

>>73861297
good taste

>>73861513
Just random cartoonish movie porn parodies in your browser where you have to to stroke vin diesel dick for 3minutes with your mouse they are on ever clickbait ad if your interested

Is monopoly man that kid who use to follow asian girls around his college and take pictures of them?

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Tonight, when we were eating dinner, Marta said something that really knocked
me for a loop. She said, "I love carrots."
"Good," I said as I gritted my teeth real hard. "Then maybe you and carrots
would like to go into the bedroom and have sex!"
They didn't, but maybe they will sometime, and I can watch.

>if i had money to buy a system i would but it with the only good game it has

dumb leaf

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>>73861550

>>73861521
you think shell be my gf?
>>73861550
you think shell be my gf?
>>73861231
you think shell be my gf?
>>73860981
you think shell be my gf?
>>73860167
you think shell be my gf?

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>>73861600

The Orange properties are the last of the 2nd side of the board. Monopoly professional Monopoly players consider them the best on the board. According to analysis, the Oranges rank 2nd out of 10 in visitation frequency (50% chance of being hit per trip around the board!) and 1st in payoff percentage.

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why wont no one buy my gaming pc from me

release me

>>73861631
post specs

>>73861631
how much? I am looking to get one in a month or two
>>73861600
yes, he went as not a drunk before chaining his name

>>73861586
It seems to be a common theme that internet forum dwellers are here because normal personal interactions are difficult for them.
Look at the replies you have already got, you're probably better off watching a youtube tutorial.

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>>73861642
>>73861651
$1200

>>73861625
>professional Monopoly players
You mean real people who have a job?

>tfw fighting a strong OCD trigger to wash my hands right now

OCD is so fucking stupid I HATE IT I HATE IT

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>>73861594
>stroke vin diesel dick for 3minutes
no ty

>>73861666
that isnt worth 1200 or anything near it

>>73861694
yes it is

Give me one reason why I shouldn't kill myself

>>73861612
ofc

>>73861709
I hate you

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>>73861709
animae

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How do I get a 2B gf?

>>73861709
because you havent tried eating my poopy yet

>>73861709
reason no. 1:
japanese ninja number one

>>73861709
give me a reason you should

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>>73861723
This game is very boring. The only reason it got popular was because of 2Bs ass.

>>73861625
It sucks that Hasbro only holds a tourney every 4 years

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>>73861723
You already know.

>>73861663
YouTube taught me how to make myself a vagina...i don't see how dating tips could be useful at this point.

Ass > Breast

Discuss.

>>73861786
We already had this discussion in the previous thread. We got no results.

>>73861709
can't think of one

>>73861666
Its shit and thats comming from a third worlder your getting ripped off.

>>73861753
I liked it

>>73861755
But I don't have magic rope

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TIL Iranians used to be white

I am not gay, but given the opportunity to have sex with another man I would not reject it as quickly as you might think.

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I like females in theory

but something went wrong somewhere...

>>73861802
I say Ass is best. Assi is best because it is attached to pussy and legs, which are second and third best.

I like communism in theory

but something went wrong somewhere...

>>73861415
>>73861423
ugly

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>>73861786
I like ass
Ass good

>>73861709
if you die then you wont watch animu ever again

>>73861857
those proportions look a bit unrealistic

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.

>>73861883
ur right that is funny haha

what are you having for dinner
me: leftover ham, spinach, salt and vinegar chips, havarti, dijon, mayo, on sourdough

>>73861786
then some traps are better than actually girls

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>>73861873
Maybe in your religion
When I die I'm going to the great anime in the sky

>>73861883
>américan humor
Your mom should've swalowed you...

I'm not a virgin but I've never tasted a girls puss or ass

I think about it more than I think about sex...

>>73861913
Had meat loaf and mashed potatoes with a triple Berry crumble for dessert

>>73861939
just taste your own ass, it's more dignifying anyways.

>>73861939
Have you ever tasted sweat

>>73861921
Anime akbar
Don't let your dreams be dreams.

>>73861913
ham and cheese hot pockets

>>73861953
no gross

>>73861955
yeah it tastes good

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>>73861963

>>73861939
pussy taste like sour and weird

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>I wont taste my own ass but I'll taste someone else's

>>73861985
Like salty milk and coins?

>>73861997
yeah gladly

>>73859979
Thanks for reminding me.

Why do there have to be rules for everything? It's gotten to the point that rules dominate just about every aspect of our lives. In fact, it might be said that rules have become the foot-long sticks of mankind.

@73862012
nonce

>>73861913
Stuffed turkey for traditional 4/20 family dinner.

>>73862035
>>73862035
>>73862035
new

>>73862020
>not being a free man on the land
cuck