feels edition
Fuck your ancestors to an innumerable generation
new england 2bh
>tfw ywn murder hundreds of native americans because Jesus told you to
/a/
hope youre all watching the fresh reviewbruh video
truly inspiring
>>73859141
what film?
doing a wank
babestation
shitting out a poo
I wish I lived in revolutionary Russia
>>73859170
VVitch
>>73859019
>Scandinavian York (also referred to as Jórvík) or Danish/Norwegian York is a term used by historians for the south of Northumbria (modern day Yorkshire) during the period of the late 9th century and first half of the 10th century, when it was dominated by Norse warrior-kings
*cleans her glasses*
>when it was dominated by Norse warrior-kings
god thats fucking awesome. how do you become a warrior king?
>>73859170
lol that's actually a horror movie, The Witch
>ywn be King of Kings, ruler of heaven and earth, Lord of the two kingdoms, bearer of the two crowns, bringer of floods, builder of pyramids master of all your survey.
>>73859201
still a film then runt
>>73859181
>ywn gun down nobles and collectivise their land
non-small cell lung cancer is a surprisingly slow cancer, kind of wish i had small cell so i'd be dead by now
>>73859179
YEAH. thats generally what people fucking DO when they poo...... god....
Sometimes have a daydream about saving the Russian Tsar and his family from the Communists and then helping them flee to England. Then being praised as a great hero and given a medal by King George for saving his cousin.
>>73859181
yeah the average person there lived a grand life
>>73859171
hows it going?
>>73859209
speak for yourself, peasant
>ywn be anime
lads
When do you think the average African country will become a place you'd want to go on holiday to?
I mean shitholes like Cameroon, Angola, Eritrea.
Will they ever become tourist destinations in our lifetimes?
>>73859181
why? it was just jews mass murdering russians
>>73859209
Pyramids?
>>73859216
yea but in case you were imagining it is as a nice historic film about settlers leaving england for america
>>73859255
fair enough
>>73859165
at least tell me who your most famous/earliest ancestor is
>ywn be a CIA aagent under deep cover with the mujahideen shooting Russian helicopters out of the Afghan skies
>ywn cleanse ireland of the irish
>tfw you will cleanse Ireland of the Irish
The scene at the end of The Witch with Satan was creepy as fuaaaar
that new zealand guy who says "how's it foing" has a real stranglehold on thread self-introduction gimmicks
little jealous
>tfw not living in California so I can't take the banter to the streets and throw piss bottles at antifa then kiss them upside the head with an aluminium baseball bat
hereditary title lad reply to me NOW
>>73859285
Pepe looks like a gimp
>>73859252
not him but it was a momentous time, an unprecedented event in history
> just jews mass murdering russians
yeah no. it was far more complicated than that. and if we're talking about jews they were probably pretty disgruntled over the 70,000 deaths through pogroms, mostly by the Whites
>tfw no Fundamentalist Christian gf
*rips an entire spliff into the thread*
Bub Morley Did 4/20
*enters the spirit realm*
just bought this
>>73859255
>nice historic film about settlers leaving for america
>>73859351
>tfw no assyrian orthodox assadist gf
>tfw no Puritan gf
i have a large repetoire of reaction images but I end up just using my favourite 10-20 until I switch
quite like tim farron at the mo
>>73859282
rasheed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMh6XTbCFN4
how does chinese work? do they have an equivalent to kana? if not how do they learn to speak?
>PG *tips*
ass
>>73859390
Do girls actually like it if they blowdry their pussies?
>>73859378
never used this one before
rate the dinner:
1 chicken burger
1 chicken wrap
12 chicken dippers
>>73859400
tits
wish i was an early american settler but a rich one with a wife set to inherit her father's estate and maybe a few slaves but i would be nice to them
>>73859390
l-lewd
>>73859400
FOY
smells really good outside
It's that nice after rain smell
>>73859368
ummm sweetie, we have landed on the moon
>>73859369
Now there's a feel I know
>Do girls actually like it if they blowdry their pussies?
>Think I'm in /cum/
>Actually in /brit/
Haha whoops
>>73859390
Apparently in China only the educated and upper classes can write well, plebs can only write the basics and what they need for work.
>>73859414
since we got rid of slavery very late, we have some real pictures. It doesn't look too bad anyway, i bet they'd love you
>>73859420
what are you doing outside you maniac it's 1am
>>73859407
soon mark will spend most of his time arguing with negative youtube commenters
cant wait desu
>>73859416
Kat-ON is pure
the chinese are crafty
>>73859407
niche
>>73859420
what you're smelling is ozone
>tfw you will never be a prospector taking trips to the Martian arctic in order to investigate possible mining opportunities and look for presence of water underground to tap into.
>>73859427
new rule: it's only history if there's no one from then
>tfw no liv ulmann gf
>>73859437
answer me
I wash my hair once a month
AMA
>>73859447
me on the right
>>73859460
>tfw you will never explore space
really want this gf
>kat-on
very good
>>73859447
i wonder how many slaves committed suicide or were just horrifically depressed for their whole lives. I reckon most of them probably just got used to it cos they didn't know anything else. proper mad when you think about it
did /brit/ invent ermm sweetie posting
saw it on here first but also been seeing it on /pol/, /tv/ and /sp/
going to the barbers tomorrow after like 5 months and it's got to the point where it looks so ridiculous i'm going to have to explain to the barber why i haven't had it cut in so long, might just say i've been in sectioning
>gf is snoring again
had my first nightmare in fucking years lads
I was stuck in an underwater research station and it was like alien, being stalked by this unseen creature
it was completely dark and the only way I could see was make a sound to briefly see my surroundings, like sonar
anthony fantano was reviewing it like one of his albums
for some reason I was shaking awake a girl at the end and I woke up shouting 'harriet!'
bizarre
>>73859401
>girls blowdry their fanny after having a wee instead of just wiping it
>>73859489
is he ok
>>73859427
good goy
>>73859478
>tfw you will never ever even go into space since it will likely always be too costly to do so for recreation in your lifetime
Serious cultural question: is "minging" like "minjing" or "miNGing"??
>>73859507
Only 6 more months until I reach 23 without having a gf. Might kill myself.
>>73859484
no it predates /brit/ in that it's an irl phrase been in use since the 1970s
>>73859516
ming-ing
>>73859484
>did /brit/ invent ermm sweetie posting
no
/brit/ invents nothing, its just a dumping ground
>>73859495
you dont hear the name harriet enough imo, its a good name
nose is perpetually slightly blocked
I can breathe through it but it's slow and doesn't flow
>>73859484
nah I think I saw it on a tumblr or twitter or reddit, and then it became a meme and int/brit just carried it on
>>73859510
probably not even that good anyway
space killz gains
>>73859516
>minjing
can't wait to go back to work next week. I have no life whatsoever.
>>73859495
>I was stuck in an underwater research station and it was like alien, being stalked by this unseen creature
>it was completely dark and the only way I could see was make a sound to briefly see my surroundings, like sonar
that sounds like a decent horror game tbf la, get on that x
gonna have a tommy tank and a tom tit
>>73859481
id love to take this girl out for drinks
>>73859542
would unironically batter this cunt if I knew I could get away with it
>ywn live in soviet russia with prices and production being decided by an immense esoteric institute rather than market forces
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3gwyHNo7MI
if ingrid thulin isn't your favorite part of the bergman actor core you might as well end it
>>73859550
erm please come up with something different sweetie
what's the most influential gimmick (outside of /brit/) that /brit/ created?
kev came from /eire/ and /brit/ didn't discover tim
>>73859484
>>73859537
i think this is the origin
>you will never spontaneously wake up in a small but extremely well equipped and heated cabin in the middle of Antarctica with no idea where you are or how to get back home.
>>73859481
Do ya one better
>>73859495
weird
i just get pushed off of a cliff and genuinely believe im going to die when I hit the ground
>>73859568
There isn't one because /brit/ is shit.
>>73859567
hey what if i take you out for... a think?
>>73859575
gotta be a fake
>>73859538
>prioritising muscles over exploring another planet
>>73859495
>anthony fantano was reviewing it like one of his albums
>>73859561
Pandoras box is a great series.
Adam Curtis can ramble a lot but this is pretty on the ball.
>>73859575
dare to dream
>>73859516
if it was minjing it would be spelt minjing
>>73859568
the virgin walk, got called a racist in greggs, ballbusting
>>73859533
u might have nasal polyps
I spent the majority of my life (13 years, age 24) not being able to breathe through my nose, but I've started taking my nasal drops a few months back and can now cleanly breath through my nose each life
you can't believe how much i appreciate it having not had it for so long
>>73859575
rooooo
>>73859610
>virgin walk
r9k
>>73859575
all the makeup in the world cant hide the ugly face beneath
>>73859601
every other planet is shit
>>73859568
t bh posting
>>73859560
yeah he looks minjing doesnt he
>>73859495
When I had swine flu years ago I got hallucinations and thought I was being attacked by Nazis, and consequently beat my own face with my fists until I started bleeding and my parents restrained me.
>>73859562
>not erland josephson
blew it desu
>>73859481
>27
>uni(?)
haven't posted on /fit/ since late 2013
been posting on it today and it's almost exactly the same, most of the threads are the same, the opinions are the same and the posts are the same. bizarre
>>73859601
bruh who do you think girls on earth are going to want to fuck? a chad with a nice chest and six pack or a withering poindexter 300 miles in the sky?
>>73859614
shit now that you mention it I might have that, I ALWAYS feel like my nose is a bit clogged and it annoys me
might watch cuck porn
>>73859080
>>73859080
>>73859080
comfy posting with krauts and frogs
>>73859651
Chad always wins so...
>>73859650
thats what steroid use does to your brain after awhile. ever see an old bodybuilder who still thinks its the 1970s? those niggas on /fit/ are goin thru it dawg
NEED an ugly gf with no aspirations nor motives
>>73859606
just finished watching his entire filmography, the Mayfire Set is a 4 part doc on the decline of British power and how global market economics came to dominate over more traditional industry in the lead up/wake of Thatcher. Depressing as fuck but well worth a watch if you haven't seen it. He should really cut it down a bit though. Hypernormalisation was almost 3hrs long ffs
>>73859634
for not
>>73859653
see an ENT doc lad
>China opens about 9 coal power plants a day
remember to turn your light off and save energy :)
>>73859666
janny is going to fucking heem this thread
>>73859666
/fug/ is fucking awful though, the Krauts on there are deranged arseholes.
Fuck you and your /broat/ rip-off.
>ywn fight in the armies of one Inca lord vs another in the mountains of Peru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM
zoobie zoobie zoo
going to quit /brit/ lads
>>73859684
This one has asymmetrical eyes and a dead eyed, brainlette gaze.
wish i could smash this canadians head in
>>73859684
get a sex change and wank yersen
>>73859687
*Mayfair
Need a plan gf, with low standards and daddy issues.
>>73859736
good post
need an ugly gf who likes pavement and test cricket
>>73859687
yea
Hypernormalization had good points but it REALLY suffered from his tendency to ramble on and on and not get to the point.
he's better when limited to a single episode of a series on a topic so he can focus on one idea at a time.
Screaming
>>73859715
why
>>73859696
i hear some of their smog hits california/the west coast of the US on a regular basis
i dont care what they do as long as their pollution doesn't spread, they can do everything they want and become godzillas and mutants and shit.
>>73859746
if you haven't seen this you'll get a kek out of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg
pretty much spot on
>>73859720
>tfw I have asymmetrical eyes due to an eyelid drooping because I was elbowed in the eye and split my eyelid completely open
reeeeeeeeeee
I said I'm quitting /brit/ lads
>>73859783
and i asked why
is 'bena dead?
>>73859762
London/SE often gets pollution from France/Germany
>>73859754
"i'll be your huckleberry"
>>73859783
dont believe you
>>73859770
>tfw asymmetric face
right cheek is noticeably chubbier than my left by quite a margin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQbYyCEN_8A
listening to too much deano music
>>73859783
see you tomorrow
anyone remember the cuckio meme
UKlele
Lads, where can I exchange a £50 note? I got one for my birthday and it's just been sitting in my wallet since.
need an ugly big dicked bf who likes pavement and test cricket
can someone post the gif of the cat scratching its arse
>>73859770
>>73859823
B ursel
>ywn be a high ranking TechnoJanissary of the NeoOttoman Empire in 2088 with a harem of fine shemales and traps in various stages of refinement though advanced genetic/hormonal manipulation waiting at home for you after returning from your campaign against Greek rebels in Attica.
>up at 1:22 AM on a Friday morning posting on a lonely corner of a racist anime website
how did come to this
tell me your story
>>73859823
any reason why?
sorry lad, sounds worse than mine :(
OK, that's it. Goodbye forever /brit/. Don't try and stop me. Because I've made my mind up.
>>73859859
/brit/ isnt racist tbf la'
mummy mel
>>73859838
send it to me in the post
can blind people comprehend 3 dimensions, mass, space, etc
>>73859754
No trigger... I hope it's heavy then, so you can smash someone's head in with it...
>>73859854
I can hide mine pretty well because I've taught myself to hold my eyes open different amounts so theyre roughly equal. unless I completely relax my face or point it out, no one can tell
Won't be seeing me around anymore.
>>73859854
how the fuck do I get that hair
fucking wew lad
stunning your taste in aesthetics is divine
>>73859873
answer my question lisicki when did you realise it all went wrong
just heard the news nige won't run for leader of UKIP
>>73859867
no reason lad, just born with an asymmetric face
it doesn't look so bad in the mirror but maybe it's just my brain compensating for it
it looks really bad in photos though, especially straight-on ones, I wonder what it looks like to other people in real life though
>Schalke
you know what needs to be done lads
>>73859891
obviously yes you mong
what is touch
everyone's faces are asymmetrical
if your face is too symmetrical then you look weird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzevB2vYrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzevB2vYrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzevB2vYrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzevB2vYrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzevB2vYrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkzevB2vYrs
>>73859932
nah the mirror reflection of you is more accurate
trust la'
>>73859969
mine is too assymetrical and i am very ugly
true genetic abomination
>>73859969
symmetry is directly correlated to attractivness
>>73859917
it's not
want to live
>>73860018
people don't know what's attractive
>>73859994
Front cam is most accurate
>>73859969
bad opinion
>>73859969
>if your face is too symmetrical then you look weird
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2016/03/12/the-science-of-sexiness-why-some-people-are-just-more-attractive/
>>73860000
Good get bro.
NOW SMILE YOU UGLY FUCK! =D
Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying
>>73860034
their subconcious does
the symmetry/attraction angle is scientifically proven in humans and not worth arguing over
>>73860042
but it's not.
>>73860052
those are just the right level of symmetry
I'm talking about TOO much symmetry
was it banter?
>>73859993
>>73860067
Pure arsed half the time if I'm honest.
>>73860077
You're talking shit is what you're doing you fucking daft paki.
need a wallpaper version of this
>>73860078
howling
taking a shit lads
>>73860106
>another infinity
why are meme nihilists so low IQ
>>73860106
infinity isn't possible
drinking 53% chinese spirit
tastes significantly worse than that 63% white rum
>>73860106
dude LMAO this reminds me of my favourite show, Rupert and mickey!!
EDIT: shout out to all my friends at reddit xDDD
what flavour is girl wee?
>>73860177
xd burping cranky science man
GIVE THIS MAN GOLD
>molyneux interviews styxhammer666
Just what exactly does Styx do or has done? Esotercism as a whole is nonsense. I don't know why /pol/ and right wing movements in general always have a sizable voodoo magic pseudoscience branch.
>>73860170
fen chiew?
I bought something like this a few weeks ago
tasted like very nasty vodka
DID SOME SAY SZECHUAN SAUCE???
>>73860199
Because fascism is the application of aesthetic theories onto the political and social sphere combined with the idea that reality is fluid and tied to metaphysics, meaning that presentation and ritual can have real observable impacts on reality.
really its very heart is Platonism mixed with Catholic ideas of purity and Eastern esotericism (especially Muslim and Hindu).
>Esotercism as a whole is nonsense. I don't know why /pol/ and right wing movements in general always have a sizable voodoo magic pseudoscience branch.
>>73860215
yep, youre right
its in a funny shaped ceramic jar, with a plastic stopper, relate with me over its terrible taste
im thinking rotten eggs and semen (not that i've tasted semen)
>God isn't *BUUUURP* real morty, lets do sci *BRAAAAAAAAP*ence
*browses /sci/ for 20 minutes*
gf wants me to strangle her
>>73860241
haha he looks like a nerd xD great application of aesethetic theories onto an image board
>insult leaf, call american fat, call aussie bogan instantly ever thought they're thousands of miles away on the other side of the world
always forget how cool the current year is
yet all we do it find the same flag as each other and talk about poo,
which flag is this? i forgot to label this one
>>73860199
that video is actually really good. i can hardly be assed with long molyneux but styx is just so easy to listen to and i watched all of it
>>73860253
*strangles you and steals your gf*
>>73860239
Shut the fuck up retard
>>73860276
kent
high quality bokkle
>>73860245
it didn't taste that awful for me, but I dated a Chinese girl for a while and had to drink it whenever I went to her parents house.
maybe mine was better quality but I found it pretty smooth if strange tasting, tasted more like gin and vodka mixed
>>73860276
Hannover
>haha he looks like a nerd xD great application of aesethetic theories onto an image board
>>73860283
*pulls out a knife*
here you ya wank
>>73860301
also I mixed it with ginger ale so that may have helped
merseyside
>>73860301
tbf mine is old, its been sitting in a cubboard for literal years, but I thought clear spirits don't really go "off" even still yours mighta been better quality, or I might be a pussy
2 many variables
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/20/robots-racist-sexist-people-machines-ai-language
>>73860313
haha she is girl but has bald head fascism ftw!
>>73860300
haven't seen this in a while
>>73860301
going to assume this is in response to the "what does girl wee taste like?" post
>>73860338
if its in a ceramic jar it might be some more traditional wonky stuff
I bought mine "fresh" at the LCBO in a glass bottle that looks to be for export.
>>73860199
>>73860281
drops so many elite truthbombs on north korea. they touch on israel too but kind of pussy out which is disappointing
https://twitter.com/KittyTrill/status/854808014859239424
Screeching at this
Alcohol is the white man's burden.
been holding in a poo for an hour
>haha she is girl but has bald head fascism ftw!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV7OVcOHJwg
chune
>>73860340
How can someone who speaks so authoritatively about a subject they are clearly clueless about write for a major publication and keep their job? This is honestly one of the most ridiculous articles I've seen from the Guardian
>>73860154
There are different types of infinity you fucking brainlet
>>73860378
mine was imported from china actual (by a friend)
also drinking it str8
but surprised anyone else has had it
gotta take a dookie
r8 me tattoo
damn literally cant escape this reddit and morty stuff
>>73860411
please don't tie antifa to fascists. they're not the same. fascists were people who wanted the best for their nations, for better or for worse. antifa are the polar opposite of fascists
>>73860415
>This is honestly one of the most ridiculous articles I've seen from the Guardian
hahahhha mate
you need to read it more often
>>73860424
honestly I bought it because it was high alc% and fairly cheap
didn't hate it but really not as good as the more "regular" stuff like rum, vodka, gin, whisky and the like
>>73860453
>antifa are the polar opposite of fascists
no shit
>>73860432
Fuck off already. Of course its Canadians that are shitting up every board with this. You're worse than reddit
>>73860453
>fascists were people who wanted the best for their nations
>by waging war on the entire world and getting destroyed
>>73860422
there are no types of infinity, because none of them exist
>A French policeman was shot dead and two others were wounded in central Paris on Thursday night in an attack carried out days before presidential elections and quickly claimed by the Islamic State group.
white people at it again lads
>>73860465
tell the obvious to him, not to me for having to state it
>>73860415
>>73860340
>>73860415
racists
>>73860453
>>73860489
fucking idiot
absolute state of /g/
>>>/g/59993001
>>73860489
i don't think he was tying the two together desu
>>73860432
rick and morty being reddit tier is more of a reddit tier gimmick than rick and morty is
>>73860526
what was he trying to say then?
>>73860556
I was quoting someone who said it previously in the thread, insinuating that he would have a tattoo like that one
how fucking new can you be
>North Korea Nukes San Francisco in Propaganda Video
wish this would happen irl desu
>>73860340
>Guardian Pick
>This historical gender bias is even worse in Romance languages like Spanish or French where every single noun has a gender, cleaner is only feminine, doctor is only masculine... The worst is the complete dominance of the masculine: if you have 1 male student and 1000 female students, when you talk about them altogether you must use... the masculine form! When I learned that rule I wanted to throw my pencil away.
whats with cultural appropriation
>>73860556
i was shitposting and he was quoting that
in a similar way to fedora posts
Got shouted at by loads of people because I want them to privatise the nhs lads
the guardian can actually fuck off
is there a single news with self respect anymore
I used to respect guardian, either I was ignorant or they changed for the worst, just like the independent
the internet combined with aggressive capitalism kills integrity
the dreams i have been having lately are so fucking weird, keep playing out all these scenarios which definitely didn't happen in my life but seems in the dream that i have definitely experienced them before, maybe in a past life or i'm experiencing somebody else's memories or something, and we're all sharing the same conciousness, weird. also some of my dreams are just completely epic tales. like last night i was witness to some epic lord of the rings esuq narrative and this hero figure dropped down in some pit near the palace in the centre of his kingdom but was hanging on by some vines otherwise would have died and was rescued by some big flying being that didn't have wings but could fly anyway. also some of my dreams are just really eerie and it's like all encompassing doom and it just feels really bad and i wake up feeling really shook, but it's hard to explain. also lots of my dreams i'm fucking bitches doggystyle and nearly have a wet dream . but literally i have like 10 dreams a night
>>73860599
morningstaronline
>>73860582
well he needs to keep gimmicks according to their defined specs, you don't fedora post with a pic that isn't a fedora
>>73860598
what system would you prefer?
>>73860599
daily mail is the best desu lad
literally at the top of 'ddit
>>73860508
The only real reason I go out and socialise once every 6 months is to remind myself that these people don't really exist in the outside world.
Humans>Brits
>>73860635
no, thats shit as well
british journalism in general is a fucking joke and I don't know why it has such renown
>>73860603
>the dreams i have been having lately are so fucking weird,
all i read of this one
>>73860637
wtf i'm liberal but i love the military now
>>73860631
Literally anything that isn't free for people to leech off.
>>73860637
Wonder how long those redditors have spent in the armed forces
>>73860637
love are liz
rACIST
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/14/moment-that-changed-me-white-prettiness-racist-beauty
fun fact: harold shipman spent more time as a doctor than trump and his in-laws combined!
>>73860642
t. horsefucking dogeater
>>73860687
>>73860687
>>73860687
nouveau
>>73860669
ahh so you don't really know what model is best you just want more people to pay more money for the same service so (((they))) can get rich? very good
BRAAAAAAAPPPPPP
just doing a cheeky post haha
>>73860736
Anything that doesn't haemorrhage money is fine with me.