How do i get a gf? Give me your countries tricks, int

>>73857804
http://www.backpage.com/
https://www.craigslist.org/about/sites

>>73857804
>Olá bebé queres a xana trilhada?
works everytime anon

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http://sanmiguel.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/
Ay papi $35 US for one hour? I know where I'm going on break.

>>73857853
>>73858052
not gf.
>>73857877
kek

Just be you'reself :^)

>>73857804
The face of someone who just BRAAAAPED :)

>>73858316
your poor memes indicate lack of neurons, and so does your """"""flag""""""

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>>73858129

>>73858096
Did you want a girlfriend for anything other than sex?

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>>73858512
m-maybe

You give her father 20 camels, depends on how attractive she is.

>>73857804
Give her 1 dollar in the middle of the Favela.

>>73858692
He said how to get a gf, not an aids-filled money-stealing whore who will most likely tell everyone to kill you as soon as she's tired of you

>>73858746
>s-filled money-stealing whore
Your ancestrals fucked our "money stealing whores" 500 years ago to make this shithole known as Brazil.

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>>73857804
Peruvian girls like to be teased but don't open to anyone. Don't be too direct at first.
Try to talk her casually, about work, news, celebrities, whatever. When she gets used to you, tell her some jokes, try to be the funniest but sincere at the same time. Remember that ALL girls just want to have fun.

When the time is up, you'll know it.

Getting a gf is actually pretty easy if you aren't a total loser.

>>73858809
get cucked

>>73857804

have moneys. that's it

>>73858885
>Getting a gf is actually pretty easy if you aren't a total loser.
Who do you think youre talking to?

>>73859139
My, which aspects of yourself you find unattractive?

>>73857804
Be handsome(Generaly they say be yourself,if yourself isnt enough good you cannot be my boifu)

>>73857804
Hoi, mooie schoenen. Neuken?

>>73859161

What are you? Some kind of girl?

>>73859161
in almost all
>>73859186
cant be myself

>>73859296
Elaborate. If you can't tell it's just yourself being a coward.

>>73859320
im a coward then

>>73859352
Are you an onanist?

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>TFW PERMAKHV IN THE NATION WITH THE MOST PROMISCUOUS GIRLS ON THE PLANET
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP MAN

>>73859296
send a pic of yourself

>>73859383
masturbator? I was.
>>73859431
>>73859431
>>73859431
nah, never.

>>73859511
i'm not really sure what the social dynamic is like in el salvador tbqh

>>73859511
are you fit?

>>73859511
Hmm? Then I recommend you to visit a psychologist.

>>73857804
I talk to them like they're are human being
>it works

>>73859544
5'10 and 120 lbs
>>73859540
not even i know it
>>73859548
already seeing one, wont probably do shit

>>73859591
I'm sure you know it better than me. You seem like you don't really talk to girls at all so I'd just start there.

>>73859591
>tfw same height as an amerindian
JUST

>>73859591
Do you have a job?

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>>73859613
yeah, maybe
>>73859625
i dont work, im studying
>>73859623
fuck you australia,i didnt came here for this.
im fucking out

>>73859591
do you exercise? doesn't really indicate if you're fit or not, also, do you take personal grooming seriously?

>>73859659
Find a job then. That will work well on your social skills.

>>73857804

Easy mode (Not recommended):
1 - Chloroform
2 - Basement
3 - Gag
4 - Induce Stockholm Syndrome

Hard Mode(Not recommended too):
- Talk to her.

>>73859659
*kiwi
I'm 5'10" as well
>tfw manlet white

>>73859659
You could try studying abroad for some foreign girls. How good are you at speaking English?

>>73859391
>most promiscuous
Don't believe it.

>>73859812
http://investmentwatchblog.com/new-zealand-women-are-the-most-promiscuous-20-4-sexual-partners-thrice-the-global-average/

>>73859740
Are we manlets? :( I just always tough Nordic ones always tall as fuck.

>>73859591

Gain some weight if you have opportunity to go gymithen go to gym.I dont know how good your social skills,diction are but if it is bad that is really unimproveable.If you have all of those thing but you cannot have any gf,just dont give any fuck to human relationships(it is a realy good mental pleasure source but there are way more better mental plesure sources like discovering and measuring new informations) and work some other mental pleasure sources or you will always be in loss by getting emotional damage.

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cross the border to america and work in a resturant, find a mami.

Seriously all my friends rave on about thicc hispanic mamis it's hilarious.

do you have a job, el salvanon?

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>>73859996
MGTOW Turk. keep shitposting you're engrish isn't that bad but needs work

>>73859996
and fuck you guys for using imperial system.Why man why?

>>73860031
I dont know mgtow ness is reaaly a high level conception.What i am trying to say is if you dont have enoughn power for gaining profit from a mental pleasure source,then try other permanenet and life long mental pleasure sources for gaining profit.Otherwise he will always be in loss if he will try to build all of his life on human relations.And probably will describe himself as a depresive person just because of not getting enough profit from human relations.And just because of those neutral moody depresive shits,all of the drugs that can kill someone peacefully are illegal and most of the unhealthty and persons who living an really loss dominant life dont have any right for euthanasia.

>>73859664
I dont.
>>73859699
cant work... yet.
>>73859729
nice one brazil.
>>73859740
fuck you again, you manlet
>>73859795
very good, gave up on that though
>>73859999
all are memes.
No i cant work

>>73861173
try starting taking care of yourself then, lift, keep a clean face, trim your hair (wherever), and since you're still in school, have you considered joining a club.

>>73861173
also this is some sage advice >>73858885, try considering this too as this applies to pretty much all girls everywhere.

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>>73857804
Be rich or good-looking

>>73857804
just b urself

>>73860031
KEK

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>>73857804
be yourself

Be mentally retarded