/brit/

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cara

bit fascinated by this mental paki desu

>>73851095
why is cara so dirty in this pic :p was she rolling in some soil :D

>>73851095
ugly dyke

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anime

do you think they'll have to explain terms like FONT, runt and doing an x in court?

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look at my two repeating digits

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getNonce(thailad)

>>73851180
nah
they'll likely just be covering the blog posts and comments

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the gf

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on the 2p machine at grimsby arcade lads

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*unsheaths scimitar*
this is a sharia zone whitey

>work in 12 hours

J U S T
U
S
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E N D
N
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I T
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They've sent the sister to the loony bin lads. Don't think she'll be out for 3-4 months

>>73851180
ribena will have to explain them yeah

would give good money to see a recording of that

>>73851211
he already said they have all his /brit/ posts

>>73851054
My name is Monica

>>73851127
For what it's worth I'm going to the GP next week and I've been on a list for counselling for 5 months

Remember that time he posted that picture of his room? And he left his address in plain sight?

Why are Indians so good at assimilating but pakis all turn out autistic?

no its amer

>>73851180
I've played out a similar scenario in my head so many times
I'm in the interview room after being arrested for a /brit/ post and I have to explain all of the gimmicks and memes in detail to prove it was just banter

>>73851180
They'll just assume

These cunts don't feel like they need to understand the true meaning, the implied meaning is good enough

thinking about the old times x

reminder that /brit/ bullied poleaboo into getting new bedsheets

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>My name is Monica

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>>73850814
>I have the same phone as pakipoo

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>>73851298
I like how he has a fire exit sign on his door

>>73851237
>Yank doesn't know heraldry

rasheed

>>73851281
Have any pictures of you by you or by anyone else actually ever been posted here

>>73851281
you should tell your dad you're transitioning and film his reaction and post it on /brit/

No.73851281
don't reply to me

/brit/ character study powerranking:

Patrician: Kev:
Esoteric videos. Boards.ie posts and twitter paint a picture of a man who has bear the brunt of life's difficulties, but who manages to hold it all together. Relatable in a sad way, completely enigmatic in another

mid: Poley
ravishing tale but filled with lots of repititon and nonsense, with the occasional gem. character is probably the starkest and most in depth we have to work with. Showcase of mania and psychopathy.


runt tier: Tim
he's a schizo who mutters to himself and somehow manages to evade sectioning. Only interesting part of his story is the fact that he was probably a family man before all of this.

>>73851324
these make me uneasy

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Rate my room lads

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>Indians aren't autistic

>>73851227
pre-HRT

>>73851277
The trial will be a day long, we can go up together?

>poleaboo STILL hasn't had his trial

wasn't that meant to be months ago

>>73851360
paki cunt

>>73851372
who's kev?

>>73851391
theyre pakis too, which only further demonstrates the fact

>>73851418
no that was the pre-trial

courts are very inefficient

>>73851372
>somehow manages to evade sectioning
i dont think you understand how sectioning works. you dont just lock up people for having a mental health condition.

>>73851391
these are pakis too
Mudsair is an urdu name

>>73851391
They're not Indian.

>not checking for cameras before you do a poo
mong

poley did absolutely nothing wrong

>>73851391
The Indians that immigrated here pre-2000 aren't autistic and their offspring aren't either

>>73851359
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/15+St+Alban's+St,+Rochdale+OL16/@53.6128427,-2.1589239,3a,60y,174.27h,103.24t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s27K8ywJFuFiSjrNBvqFr-w!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo3.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3D27K8ywJFuFiSjrNBvqFr-w%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D356.12476%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x487bb95cea174bc1:0x203baa8c416a4082!8m2!3d53.6128197!4d-2.1590118!6m1!1e1

this is what poverty looks like

>>73851372
*Enlightened-elder tier: Mark 'Absurd Maverick' Davis

Gutter-runt tier: Rafael 'Dormers' Stone

>>73851423
yes, that's what rasheed means mate

Got asked to be Best Man at another's friend wedding lads. Third year in a row, fourth time overall.

Really getting the hang of this tbqh.

>>73851452
>you dont just lock up people for having a mental health condition.
they should

>>73851372
did kev ever post in /brit/ or /eire/? or was he just a random discovery like tim

>>73851471
*comes to a halt on my horse*

ah yes, rochdale

*continues riding*

the absolute fucking state of modern day Europe

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TEre!
Eesti siin, tulin teie hõimunaisi vägistama ja surmama!

ma armastan, kui mulle varbale astutakse. Tulge kõik!

>>73851464
it was hidden in a watch

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>>73851471
>Rochdale

>>73851350
It's a OnePlus2 but cops have it now

Bought a Xiamoi 4x

>>73851386
5*

>>73851486
how do you manage the speech lad

>>73851486
what did you say in the speech? how did it go down?
do you just recycle them at this point lol

>>73851486
How does one do the whole best man thing?

>>73851503
>did kev ever post in /brit/ or /eire/?
absolute newcunt
>random discovery like tim
absolute fucking newcunt

>>73851428

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4

Christ /fug/ is shit. Bring back /broat/

two tory runts came to my door after work

was all going well then they said my name wrong

voting labour desu

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extremely peng

>>73851539
Open your gob and say words, idiot

>>73851530
good post

>tfw no shut-in freak gf
>even if i did she would probably have insufferable mental issues

>>73851503
he never posted in it, but he was definitely aware because of people posting on his youtube and messaging him on boards.ie

he chose not to entertain it at all.

>>73851416
shan't be going anywhere near you m8

>>73851503
i think someone found the walking towards the camera picture, then /sp/ convinced everyone it was lisicki, and /eire/ found out that it wasnt

Let me guess;
>unidentified shooter
>the shooter has been named as Mashif Al'Mubalah
>Mashif has no known ties to terrorism
>Mashif was known to security forces
>Mashif was a Muslim but he was a bad Muslim that went to nightclubs
>Mashif was mentally ill
>Mashif has been linked to Isis
>presidential candidates look somber
>"je suis Paris" or "we will not be scared" or some bold stoic sounding one liner
>people gather by the site the next day standing in solidarity
>wait until the next attack

/balt/+/ausnz/ is the worst general I've ever seen

Horrible idea

What's the difference between men and women?

>>73851372
extravagant post

@73851538
I know it's a OP2 you utter spanner that's why I said "I have the same phone as pakipoo" and I couldn't care what phone you have now

Why is it that asians, Chinese in particular have so little disregard for animals?

They sell fucking EVERYTHING at Chinese markets. If it moves, they sell and eat it.

Not to mention how they are perfectly fine with letting them writhe in pain because it tastes better fresh.

>>73851571
>surrounded by poverty
>the houses will now be worth even less with the constant disruption
Ahhh yes

>>73851612
brains are wired differently
hormones

>>73851572
ooh you're hard

>>73851564
what's /broat/

Can't wait until pakiboo's dad finds his girl clothes and honour kills him

just learned that Best Man is a FOYism and we only should have an usher

Funny how terrorism was a rare occurrence in the west and now it could literally happen every day for the rest of time and people will bury heir head in the sand deeper and deeper

>>73851465
My great grandfather came here in the 60s, his son was born here, his daughter was born here, her son (me) was born here

>>73851628
chinks don't have souls

>>73851612
benis

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purveyed a poo

save us from eslownians, please

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just ordered kyarys new blu ray vr thing

cost a pretty penny too

>>73851663
a dog born in a stable is not a horse

>>73851601
kek

>>73851486
Fuck off turbonormie

>>73851612
boobies and vaganias

>>73851637
>surrounded by poverty
mate one of the richest areas in london

>>73851647
brits, romanians and austrians. an odd recipe, but a fine taste

>>73851698
Good post

>>73851624
Mean

Thought we could bond over our similarities

>>73851698
this analogy makes no sense

>>73851601
don't forget native born French

>>73851662
Continental Europe had loads of lefty terrorism in the 60s-70s

>>73851683

Wish she'd apply those forceps to my bollocks

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>>73851715
Are you joking?

>>73851662
pretty sure it was more likely in the past. I saw it in a graph once

>>73851760
okay rakesh

>>73851601
Pretty sorry state of affairs when it's got to the point you can accurately predict the exact scenario of what will happen

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englandland tbhladdos

>>73851662
wrong

>>73851806
not an argument

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https://youtu.be/nj12LaDvwKA

>>73851628
They have little a concept of abstract universal morals contrary to ones that revolve around what benefits a certain group - a trait of all primitive cultures, but they are very intelligent, so have the means, the technology and unity, to enact cruelty on a mass scale the way Europeans are but much less inhibited by morals. Their apathy to animals is not especially different from how most primitive people treat animals.

>>73851790
>Terraced properties sold for an average of £1,464,028, with semi-detached properties fetching £1,829,080.

@'0
I'd rather not

>>73851723
>>73851647

No. It's brits and cr
oats

>>73851856
The absolute state of England

>>73851789
don't think she's a fan of bollock smashing desu

i'm 19 years old and have £13,109 to my name

am I rich for my age?

>>73851904
yes

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>living in rochdale

>>73851560
>How does one do the whole best man thing?
Organise a great stag party.

Help out generally.

Know lots of people so you can work as social glue.

Have good stories to tell.

>>73851547
>what did you say in the speech? how did it go down?
Told a good story from our rowdy boy scout days.

The best stories are ones the groom's friends will have taken part in or at least heard of since their enthusiasm will carry it even if they've heard it a hundred times. At the same time most of the families shouldn't have heard the story and it should be benign enough to not give anyone (especially the groom or bride) a heart attack. Avoid being naughty but a sneaky double entendre goes a long way.

>>73851539
>do you just recycle them at this point lol
No, there's usually some overlap in the people involved.

What's up with Tim and bears?

tim had his boiler fixed yet?

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cornwall

or as i like to call it, arse

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>he doesn't live in failsworth

>>73851904
lend us a tenner

>>73851966
He most certainly fucks them

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>>73851904
i'm 4 years older than you and have just over half that

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>>73851879
>victorian terraces
>by the thames
>right next to central london

don't see whats wrong

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>>73851966
they are his only friends

>>73851975
>Woodhouses
The small yank enclave

>>73851904
Better than me and I'm 36. Do you have any investments or non liquid assets?

>>73851975
EPIC FAIL

>>73851966
a teddy bear will never betray you

>>73852007
>right next to central london
>living anywhere near or in london
sheed

>>73851975
i love english town names. lime side, little moss, wood houses.

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lads the property bubble's going to bust soon r-right?

n-need to get my foot up the ladder but everything's so expensive...

worried i'm gonna become tim 2bh. need to go outside more.

>think of perfect reply to a comment
>open up page to reply
>it was posted 2 threads ago

Need to stop smoking this shit.

>>73852007
>tiny houses with no driveways
>right next to the shit filled pollution pipe that is the Thames
>£1 million pounds
We need more colonies, there's too many people here

>>73852034
i'm a brainlet when it comes to investing and daddums probably would not trust me, so no

>tfw babby wrists
>tfw can't wear a G-Shock without it looking stupid on my wrist

>>73852034
>Better than me and I'm 36
not sure whether I hope you are the NEET yank or not

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feel a bit sorry for tim desu

>>73852032
I think they're all made out of bricks

How do pakis from third world countries manage to move to London and afford £1m terrace houses?

>>73852096
who is Tim Desu?

>the nhs will be privatised in our lifetime
What a feeling. Wonder if they'll pay me more bennies.

>>73852125
they live in council housing

>>73852137
die

>>73852137
fuck off

>>73852137
are timmy. https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk/videos

>>73852125
7 kids means you need a 4-5 bedroom house, means a million pound mansion

>>73852141
no they're just going to lower taxes for the rich or spend it all on more useless shit

>>73851904
got more than double that but I'm 7 years older

>>73852032
a small screech was done

>>73852160
that's weird, he doesn't look asian.

>>73852125
council houses, loads live together, make decent money selling illegal shit

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>>73852137

Moving to Swaziland tomorrow bit nervous lads

Are council estates necessarily bad? They seem comfy and well insulated. I wouldn't mind living in one alone.

I'd like to have sex at least one more time in my life desu

if you don't know who ribena, tim and kev are you should get out of /brit/

>>73852160
>a video every hour
Good God why?

>>73852218
poor quality, ugly, in shit areas, filled with shit people

fucking a nigger lads

Exciting night in European football, lads

3 games out of 4 going to extra time

>>73852218
Lot of chavs

>trump has offered his condolences

Fucking monster literally hitler, just assuming it's a terrorist attack

>>73852067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP9hBlZSyvY

tim actually goes out

>>73852213
>moving to Swaziland
how bizarre
why?

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Dublin
2. Birmingham
3. Hull
4. Glasgow
5. Belfast

>>73852273
who's a nigger lads?

>>73852218
yes
they're full of white trash or pakis (or sometimes lower class blacks)
they're shitholes
they're far away from anything useful
at night they're full of crime

fortunately a lot of them are being knock down and so now you just have occasional tower blocks that have been done up surrounded by lots of pointless roads and grass (with those little anti-gypsy mounds)

>>73852283
eh he may but he doesnt have any friends 2bh

What city in England is looked down upon the most?

>>73852307
>anti-gypsy mounds
huh

>>73852299
muh heritage

>>73852299
Dublin is shit and not in the UK

>>73851904
Same age and have £32

I swear nips make the worst fucking porn.

I can live with the pixels fine but its the rest of it that pisses me off.

You have 10/10 girls getting awkwardly shagged by some 5'3 skinny fat cunt with shit cunt hair while he licks her face like a cunt.

No wonder the birth rate is fucked and the men are nonces. They have a fucking childish view of sex.

Remember when some celebrity shaved her hair because she was photographed seeing her boyfriend? Just seeing him. Nothing else.

SEETHING right now.

>>73852301
gay nigger mate of mine

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>>his case for harassment is still ongoing and he tried to phishing scam the polish girl to find out her address and phone and got caught and rearrested so he has new charges

government housing should not exist

unless you're disabled, there's no reason for you to not have a home.

any pintmen in

identify yourselves

>>73852344
i was born in cornwall you fucking spacker.
well not i, per se
my great-great grandmother was born in cornwall. that's pretty close

>>73852328
Birmingham

It is a pure shithole, nothing of worth. Think: Detroit but worse

my gimmicks are out of date

give me the latest gimmicks

>>73851904
Yes tbqh, i'm 24 with the same amount

feels bad

>>73852348
yeah hate that their willies are too small for them to fuck hard.

guy is barely fucking whilst the girl is there making cat noises

>>73852328
Liverpool. Jealous anglos are left seething when they see an nice, white, Irish colony on their land

>>73852348
>autism the post

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>>73852338
mounds to stop gypsies

>>73852366
most poor people in the uk can't afford a house

>>73852348
because it's made for pathetic horny salarymen that get no love from their wives

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtBanvdbPAI
bloody DPD.

>>73851975
I've been in a Morrisons for the first time today (normally go to Waitrose or M&S). It was surprisingly decent, nothing like the horrid culture shock 'Aldi' provided when I popped into one.

>white man does acid attack
Savages

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39656052

>>73852291
Moving there to teach English looking forward to getting pissed with the lads and fucking local qts

>>73852328
brum.

huge disappointment. significant underperformer even compared to Glasgow

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>>73852412
>white
>Irish

>>73852384
*slurrs an incomprehenisble acknowledgement*

>>73852419
to stop them from what?

>>73852404
>>73852347
>>73851994
don't feel too bad. i'm wasting my golden years wagecucking in a shitty call centre job i hate. money cannot buy happiness

>>73852419
How would that stop gypsies?

>>73852438
>and fucking local qts

Brave

>>73852411
DON'T EVENT GET ME STARTED ON THE SIZE OF THEIR FUCKING WILLIES.

>>73852469
>>73852472
stops them easily driving onto the land and setting up camp

>>73852391
>>73852445
Birmingham is good though.

Imagine living in such a shithole that you have to have 'anti-gypsy' mounds

>>73852438
have to say, of all of the places I've heard of people going to to teach English, Swaziland is a new one

hope you enjoy yourself out there and get to shitpost with a Swaziland flag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM

>>73852517
In what way?

>>73852514
A fucking blind downie in a reliant robin could traverse that "mound" with easy. Money down the drain

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>caring about the size of a lad's cock in porn

just got in, whats happening with poley rn

shortlist me boyos please thanks x

always get surprised when I see middle-class london types in irrelevant chav cities like Leeds

FANTASTIC playlist

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2E373ABBD360C09F

>>73852561
you're forgetting about the caravans which don't like those mounds and would get stuck on them

>>73852519
Bedfordshire here.

>>73851904

Fuck off literal billionaire

>>73852438
>fucking local qts
>in literally the country with the highest percent of people with aids

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>>73852587

>>73852532
>>73852476
Thanks lads, when I shitpost you can call me Swazilad :^)

Fartcus Trashford

>>73852595
Wrong, 6 young lads could easily lift the back of the 'ravan while the drive moves forward. They'll find a way

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>>73852587

>>73852633
probably would had if you hadn't made this beggy request

fuck off

>>73851058
>ive noticed quite a few people who dont seem to know that 190kg master runt and Kev are different people desu

wait wat

>>73852587
I am clicking that shit nigga

>>73852633
In your defense, there is a sizeable british diaspora left over from colonial times, 3rd largest in Africa. So could bang a non-aids colonial girl

>>73852557
birmingham is comfy in non-conventional ways. for example the food in birmingham is really good and cheap. in birmingham there is things like fish markets and open-air fruit and veg markets. there are nice villagey parts. the uni is really nice. there are former industrial hipster parts.

not gonna lie with you, it's a shithole but i prefer being there to supposedly better places.

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>You will never move to Africa and find a qt black angel gf/wife

>>73851904
Inherited and immediately sold a £870,000 house at your age (back in 2010).

Thanks, nan!

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scotland

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gonna trigger a yank

>>73852714
richfags out

>>73852649
they don't bother with these bits of land though
so clearly they work

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why the fuck is the 4chan cdn so slow today

taking forever to load images

>inb4 australian internet

its not my internet (yes i KNOW the upload is shit)

Living in London has ruined me tbqh

>visit almost any other city or town and the people appear unattractive and unintelligent, everything is a chain bar/pub/shop, nothing interesting going on, everything appears trite and dated

It's a curse tbqh

>>73852700
>black angel
Umm blacks are the devils minions sweetie x

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>>73852722
DELETE THIS

have never visited Birmingham and don't EVER plan on doing so if i can help it

>>73852299
>no mention of preston
Couldn't be more wrong.

ahh, at last i have arrived in swaziland t- *steps out of airport and is hit by a car*

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Just want to remind you that not all Muslims are terrorists

>>73852642

>France

>>73852730
this is for me too, all day and the homepage has issues loading as well

really annoying

heavens ta betsy

>>73852730
Your upload is fuckin shit mate

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>>73852659

Kev is an Irish man with some kind of mental retardedness who we confused for 190kg master runt.

This is Kev: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9QjeJw8AX0

and the man walking towards you is lisicki/ master runt

t. /brit/ scholar

>>73852765
*gets aids*
https://fsrn.org/2015/05/swaziland-has-worlds-highest-hivaids-rate-young-women-most-affected/

>>73852696
>former industrial hipster parts
>implying digbeth is anywhere near as hipster as brummies say it is
please it's like 99% empty factories with a nearly empty pub or overpriced vintage shop every now and then, literally dodgy as fuck, hardly shoreditch or the northern quarter

>>73852747
Nah, they're qt and beautiful.

kev is welsh

hows leeds on a night out?

>>73852853
it's okay

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>>73852804

>>73852802
Whos lisicki?

>>73852686
VIRUS

DO NOT CLICK

Going to sleep now

To tired for football

>>73852571
My trial has been pencilled in for August and the CPS are hilariously incompetent

>>73852853
dont remember, so probably alright

>>73852839
*makes hitler joke*

>>73852834
yeah desu digbeth is a shithole there is only like 2 worthy places there.

ill be honest with you, i find brum unreasonably comfy. I see why people feel its shit, but i was molded by that city, although I've strayed far away since.

If i go to a supposedly nice city like oxford or bristol or something, I don't feel as comfy.

the IRISH speak ENGLISH


.......... LOL

Manchester is an okay city.

>>73852802
ah ok, cheers. so has lisicki ever posted here?

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>>73852877

The man who walks towards you.

just order a boneless bucket

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>>73852772
hmm only 13% statistically are potential terrorists, 38% are terrorist sympathizers and the rest are indifferent

>>73852921
spice zombie detected

>>73852921
t. Salford

>>73852932
The absolute state of masterrunt

>>73852714
not bad, what have you done with the dosh?

>>73852946
and 13% of like 1.6billion is still a few hundred million

but yea sure lets let them all into our countries haha what could possibly go wrong

rorke

>>73852730
I don't know
I'm on /g/ now and all of the images are taking years to fucking load

Why are normies so fucking boring

>>73852924
Lisicki is 190kg, he changed his trip a while back

>>73852904
i'm from there and hate it, full of chavs and costs a fortune to have a night out because the public transport is so shit, the good bits like moseley are hard to get to and most of the guys are unreasonably angry, almost everybody that i knew growing up left

watching Rings

Spent the thread reading up on ribena, the self absorbed creep deserves everything he gets tBh

watching anime

>>73852900
actually according the jewish calendar we weren't even born in the same month. yimakh shemo, was born in nissan, and i was born in iyyar. so. yeah.

>>73853134
>He didn't already know
Normies OUT

>>73853052
>moseley hard to get to
wasn't for me when i was there, so my perception is skewed i guess

yes the public transport is shit. chavs are bastards went to school with a lot of them. if you're from some shithole like stechford or kingstanding, i fully agree with you with why it'd be shit.

at the same time i find how cheap everything is in brum quite novel.
>can still get a pint for like 2.50 in moseley if you play your cards right

>>73853158
>was born in nissan
noice
I was born in a volvo

>>73853138
good lad. What are you watching?

>>73851330
what's the patter lad

lol the big bang theory manlet is in this
quite handsome ngl

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>>73853195
the end of working. am now VERY sad

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>>73851227

jesus christ

>>73853177
still could do with a tram line connecting up the different bits, costs way too much for a night out and even clubs like snobs cost more now, idk maybe it seems compared to london but compared to most northern cities it's still pretty expensive

>>73853186
>I was born in a volvo
i'm sorry to hear that, at least it wasn't a citroën

just lost 180 on runescape 07
might kill myself

>>73853244

The best part is the spiderman bedding desu

>>73852328
Hull. It's basically a punchline, amongst even the most "PC" comedians.

A bunch of League of Gentlemen's characters were based on Hull. Reeves and Mortimer trash Hull a few times. Their regular sketch "The Club" was set in Hull because the city evokes a ridiculous lack of taste and class. The second laugh of the sketch is literally at the line: "Hull's premier nightclub."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9XDGRQehmY

baltic fascists fuck off

>>73853315
>>73853315
>>73853315

oooooh we're half way there
ooooooooh livin' on a prayer

fuck everywhere that isn't manchester

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>>73852989
I bought a couple of more sensible properties to let for passive income, did a PhD and I'm now leading the life of an early career academic without having to worry about the salary being low.

>>73853334
thats gonna take me a while

>>73851975
>failsworth school
kek