/brit/

hate people with overly inbred dogs

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GOT DAT MOB STYLE BONE GIRTH CHOPPED AND TUCKED BAG DRAG

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Where do our guys stand on this new election?

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OUR NIGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvk6hvM6rg

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I miss Toadposting

>>73845350
nice toilet paper

>>73845405
dunno if I can be arsed voting or caring

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TEN THOUSAND BUCKS FOR THAT SMASHED MOBBOSS SLAMMED GIRTH SEED

>>73845421
>estrus

hehehehe

your crush has probably been fucked by her dog

>>73845405
Voting Tories Tbh

>/an/
>/ck/

imagine everyone must be very kind and innocent there

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>president Bog Fart

>>73845461
jokes on you, my crush has a horse

white people fuck dogs

>>>/pol/122022901

>>73845496
/an/ is filled with dogfags and catfags constantly arguing. shithole 2bh.

/ck/ is just food/v/

corbyn will win 100%

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just got this captcha

>>73845367
>niggers breed dogs
>niggers make a genetic monster that's almost as retarded as they are
>they read somewhere that dogs were 'line-bred' so they take inbreeding to the extreme
>use ghetto buzzwords like SMASHED, SLAMMED, GIRTH etc
>try to make it look as gargoyle-y and spoopy as possible so ghetto thugs will like them
>the frozen cum of a dog who was never physically able to run now costs more than most used cars
There's your quick rundown

>>73845555
id bash her head in

>friend invited me round to watch the champions league last night
>didn't go because I had work at 08:00 today
>game turned out to be a 0-0 dud anyway

excellent result (for me)

Could genuinely start to buy-to-let property in the north and probably make a fair amount of money doing it too. Not going to though, because I don't believe it's an ethical investment strategy.

>>73845625
ethics wanker loves his ethics

Does anybody actually ever check the authenticity of these supposed 'threats' from North Korea? Not once has a video statement from Kim Jong been released where he has explicitly threatened any other country, let alone the USA. There's no evidence to support these headlines, and it could be utterly faked but there's nobody questioning it.

Honestly, why does anybody believe this? In reality, North Korea hasn't shown any aggression towards neighbouring countries (save for a few border skirmishes with SK), but has to deal with threats from the USA every few months. Quite hypocritical it seems.

Things that make you go hmmmm...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39659304
Labour MP Dawn Butler has struggled to explain her party's policies during an interview with Eddie Mair on Radio 4's PM programme.

The former minister also accused Costa Coffee of not paying full taxation in the UK before saying that she could not say the company was doing so "definitively".

The MP was trending on Twitter following the interview, where she later apologised to Costa Coffee.

nutttttttt

>>73845524
/an/ is a good board lad stop talking out your hole

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>Kylian Mbappé Lottin (born 20 December 1998)

>>73845388
I hate your mum too

>>73845658
>intelligence agencies aren't transparent

Shocking

>>73845566
howling

lads i might end it 2nite

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>Does anybody actually ever check the authenticity of these supposed 'threats' from North Korea? Not once has a video statement from Kim Jong been released where he has explicitly threatened any other country, let alone the USA. There's no evidence to support these headlines, and it could be utterly faked but there's nobody questioning it.
>Honestly, why does anybody believe this? In reality, North Korea hasn't shown any aggression towards neighbouring countries (save for a few border skirmishes with SK), but has to deal with threats from the USA every few months. Quite hypocritical it seems.
>Things that make you go hmmmm...

>>73845717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg
listen to this instead

gonna start selling my sperm to /brit/ breeders who want top tier shitposters

>>73845566
So they're no actually selling the dogs? You just get its cum for like $2000?

>>73845717
ratvia

no

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anime

like a girl but its clear that she doesnt like me hahahahahahahahhaahahahahahaaahjazahhahahaha

>>73845675
absolute state of the political class in this country. some are just ill-prepared and don't take the job seriously but there are a decent number that are just really stupid

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TOADLINE CRIME BOSS X TOADLINE PRIMADONNA , SUPER MICRO POCKET AMERICAN BULLY THROW BACK FOR THE LOW.

ONE EXOTIC BULLY SMASHED AND SLAMMED WIDE BONE GIRTH THICK CRIMELORD ENFORCER

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>>73845425
>Mainlander

business idea: report spotify to advertising standards authority for making the adverts artificially louder than the songs

>>73845781
That's what happens when anyone can be an MP, all you have to do is suck up to the political party.

>>73845763
That and you can make your own (pretty sure they're too inbred to breed naturally) or you can actually buy one for fucking bucketloads of cash

Tripfags get out

>>73845846
How have they not been shut down

business idea; we all use tripcodes

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>>73845812
>Spotify Free

is it bad to eat Haribos on a funny tummy

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>not available in the UK

>>73845920
haven't eaten haribo's since I was like 7

>>73845721
Well even if they showed you a video, it would just be some Korean going "Ching Chong Cheung"

>>73845890
The SMASHED and SLAMMED WIDE BONE GIRTH THICK ALL AMERICAN TOADLINE ENFORCER market is a lucrative one

PS they're yanks ffs

>>73845920
i genuinely dont care

>>73845920
how old are you?

>>73845920

Maoam > Haribo

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>>73845966
Not so fast

>>73845950
if god was a woman, she'd be called goddess

>>73845966
>tfw used to think I was smart
>now realise I am completely average if not below average

feels good mang

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>>73845388
umad?

Currently standing legs wide apart and swinging my bollocks and flaccid willy back and forth

It's tingly

>>73845992
Look at that smile, he seems trustworthy

>>73845982
22

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*blocks your path*

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>work in 9 hours

Business idea: Move to Amsterdam and open a Wetherspoons but for weed

>>73846038
Cool

love avocados

>there's a starbucks in middlesbrough
creasing

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>>73846025

Business idea: rent my arsehole out to benders for cash

>claims to be pro-business
>doesn't legalise weed
state of the conservative party

>>73846111
bit gay

>>73846110
Literally me rn

Business idea: Pay a straight lad to lend me his arsehole

>>73845350
that's my uni 3rd from top

>>73846124
Stoners are less productive

>>73846039
*Spares you*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2017/election-results-team
Are dimblebot

>>73846170
it would create jobs

business idea: traps

Business idea: 6 hour work days

Corbyn will surprise everyone in June

Screenshot this!!!

>>73845496
/ck/ is /tv/ - food edition

>>73846170
George Osbourne does loads of drugs and he had like twelve jobs though

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rate the security system

>>73846201
Wrong
>>73846214
I work those, perfect amount of time

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>>73846221

>>73846252
would love to take a 10-15 metre run up and boot it straight in the face

>too easy to bait yanks on /an/ by telling them it's cruel to keep cats indoors
yanks keep their cats locked inside 24/7?

good god

>>73846170
Yeah productivity is really low in Holland and Canada

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGuDvCXKi80

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>>73846206

business idea: make an absolute cunt of myself whilst drunk

>>73846281
>have a 500 acre garden
>don't let your cat outside

farting

>>73846320
*invests against my will*

end of the line

all the best to you lads

>>73846305
weed isn't legal in Canada

Don't know whether to vote Conservative or UKIP lads

>>73846311
Trapping guys is fun desu. They get all touchy with hands up until they go from breasts and try to find a vagina.

>>73846311
felix is cute
CUTE

>>73846361
coyotes, mountain lions, bears, wolves, or 'gators might eat it

>>73846281
don't let my cat outside either desu

>>73846396
CORBYN
O
R
B
Y
N

>>73846387
goodbye my friend

hate people writing long texts

>>73846396
Why would you vote UKIP? We're already leaving the EU and all their meme candidates are gone.

What other policies do they have that appeal to you?

>>73846437
Why do you keep posting this? What's wrong with it?

>>73846396
Why would you vote for UKIP?
Why would you vote for the tories?
What constituency do you live in?

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>>73846417
dont like you

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>>73846448


They might actually do something on immigration

I Iive in fucking Luton.

>>73846437
You fucking nonce

>>73846437
me on the left in the left picture

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>>73846437
left: you
right: me

>>73846468
reckon I could heem this cat if it came down to it, bare knuckle

Long term economic plan

>>73846470
live in a city right next to the road with lots of strays and foxes around

love my little lad too much to risk it

>>73846495
why do you live in Luton if you don't like immigrants?
just move you numpty

farted so bad had to leave my own room
too afraid to get back in

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redpill me on Smart water

>>73846538
>make space for your invaders, goy

>>73846559
it isn't smart at all

>>73846559
The bottles are 100ml bigger but cost the same as Evian

Clever

>>73846559
made by coca cola

>>73846401
pics?

got no one to talk to when i want to talk

>>73846538


Ah yes, how patriotic. Leave the place my family have lived in for at least 5 generations.

>>73846559
If it was so smart it wouldn't let itself get locked inside a plastic bottle

>>73846628
*places my hand on your shoulder*

Reckon I could probably take an extremely inbred smashed and slammed wide bone girth exotic bully crimeboss toadline on

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>bottled water is fashionable in america

>>73846537
hmm fine

just sat on my bollock

>>73846675
fuck off you bent twat

>>73846681
ahh yes the famed american wit

>>73846617
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/3809539.stm

You're thinking of Dasani

>>73846624
No lol

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>>73846559
happy water or smart water?

the ultimate question

>>73846704
What the fuck? that's not what I was doing...! *blushes*

>>73846723
Mate >>73846665

>>73846437
In her defence, the person fawning that they're a "beautiful couple" is a condescending twat.

>>73846681
that's a big bottle

>>73846632
well you're welcome to go out and start murdering muslims if it'll make you feel better

>>73846729
http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/drinks/glaceau-smartwater

might warp my bollocks they're in constant pain through decades of inbreeding

>>73845677
kiss my sweaty ass you mick fuck

Had some cheese and ham in the fridge and it's just disappeared

Fucking fuming lads

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>tfw 90s gross out gore monster kino will never return

>>73846737
cmon

>>73846815
>ass
foy

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Can Northerners even buy Voss/Fiji?

>>73846815
I'll smash and slam your bollocks to bits you vile toadline slug

>>73846854
we got tap water mate

>>73846765
Pursuade me

>>73846854
For what purpose?

The meeting with my solicitor went well, turns out the prosecution have finally shared the "evidence" they've gathered, it's 453 pages of desperation, over half of it is just my blog and even the comments

Just had a cheese and ham sandwich, absolutely lovely desu. Didn't have any of the ingredients but my absolute melt of a housemate left his fridge unguarded.

So what was Nige's big announcement

haven't wanked in 2 days and am losing my mind


would literally shag anything right now. Fantasised about every single bird that got on the bus

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made this gondola is it good

>>73846911
Tell them it was all a work of satire and they can't prove otherwise.

t. legal expert

>>73846949
>I'm still a tosser

what is your favourite meme

>>73846949
>>73846949
There wasn't one, he'd already said he wasn't standing

>>73846911
Is this some nanny-state anti-free speech thing?

Fuck, this is worrying. We're only 5 years behind you.

>>73846976
What music is playing in that scene?

>>73846986
SMASHED and SLAMMED toadlines

>>73846911
your comments or other peoples comments?

>>73846869
mon then ya ginger cunt. i'll fuck deck you in a single punch you utter lime

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>Mia Khalifa has HIV
fucking HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcBUsaUunUw
like this version more than this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJRP3LRcUFg

>>73846986
japanese masculinity

>>73846879
do it slut

>>73847018
He made death threats to people he'd previously been convicted of stalking

>>73846976
Nope because you're clearly a reddit cunt. Gondola is supposed to be comfy

fucking nanny state won't let me film my housemates taking a shit

>>73847032
fake news

>>73847032
perhaps Muhammad was right...

>>73846980
My solicitor keeps asking if I understand how serious the charges are

>>73847018
Yeah, literally getting charged just for contacting a woman

>>73847026
Both

>>73847032
>Mia Khalifa
wanked to her SO MUCH

WE WUZ

had a very tasty dinner lads

>>73847029
You couldn't box eggs ye header

absolute state of newcunts who reply to """"""it""""""

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we want the reddit audience

can only wank to asians desu

>>73847023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lnVQN95Ac
>>73847066
Gondola is only meant to observe impartially. comfy uncomfy, nothing matters

>>73847108
>both
I hope I'm not going to have to expect a court summons

>>73847127

Why?

>>73847154
egged ya mum's box ya cheeky cunt

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>>73847056
>>73847108
Never understood getting this hung up on a woman. I've yet to meet one worth losing my liberty for.

>>73847166
>I can't watch something that says something I disagree with
>I'm a stupid child

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me taking my bird home

>>73847178
Don't worry, they're completely useless, the absolute fucking state of the other evidence

It's clearly just a tactic to overwhelm us with volume

>>73847173
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lnVQN95Ac

It's ok

Feel sick as a dog desu, but I've moved out of home now so I can't just ask mummy to cook me some soup and bring me digestives while I lay in bed feeling sorry for myself.

>>73847241
could see it's a fag from miles away

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>>73847241
tfw no assbro bf

>>73847254
alright good

>>73847244
imagine looking like this

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how come they don't make NC 17 films anymore? its been years since I've seen even one film that was rated higher than R
and the vast majority fall into the PG13 bubble

>>73847244

This is the most standard looking lad i've seen for a while.

Textbook brown hair and beard blazer wanker

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How many people did this guy actually kill?

I remember watching one of his videos when I was stoned and I'm pretty fucking sure I remember him talking about having killed people prior to the old man and keeping the bodies in abandoned houses.

>>73847055
>calling me a slut
You trying to make me horny?

spending some time with the twitch gf

>>73847299
just grow a beard

>>73847349
1

Tom Heaton should have made team of the year

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reminder you have to be good looking to drink this otherwise you're a pretentious twat seeking attention

https://twitter.com/Novelist/status/855007330605420545

the mandem are with jezza

what the fuck is cochella?

some kind of normblot gathering?

>>73847127

It's such a shame she stopped doing porn AFTER getting her tits fixed

>>73847354
just post your trapping pictures you dumb cunt, that's all you're good for. you'll leave no relevant mark on this existence, all you'll be is a meager stain on the mattress of the pathetic.

now post them.

>>73847406
yank glastonbury

>>73847374
Imagine drinking artisanal water instead of filtered tap water

pineal gland status: all systems failure

>>73847406
think its a tank sziget

>>73847241
clearly a mans arse even with the willy hidden though

>>73847374
literally everyone regardless of looks who drinks shite like that is a pretentious twat seeking attention

case in point, notice how they've taken a picture to show you they're drinking it

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read a book

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>>73847055

>>73847374
the absolute state of his nail

>>73847427
Nah im alright

>>73847466
Who the fucks eyeball is that?

I'm an immigrant. I'm foreign. I'm not British. I wasn't born here. English isn't my first language, I speak with an accent. My skin isn't white. I voted Labour in 2015. I have two passports.

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>>73847427
my fem arm x

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opinions on northern ireland?

>>73847500
same aha

>>73847500
fuck off then

>>73847520
trannies are getting better looking each day

>>73847493
you'll never be a relevant life. 7.5 billion people, you'll just fade. no one will remember you, no one will care. you'll make nothing of yourself other than your continued existence as a slut, a tease, and a whore.

>>73847466
i can tell you're a bloke just from that small photo mate

>>73847520
I'm very flabberghasted by traps

imagine being a bloke and then one day deciding you want to be a slag

>>73847500
Basically the same but I voted for an independent candidate

>>73847515
Don't really think about it
Couldn't give a fuck if we gave it ROI

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>>73847455
>case in point, notice how they've taken a picture to show you they're drinking it

>>73847520
sauce?

>>73847515
they get a lot of shit but they're loyal lads and i hope we never give them up

business idea: become a backbencher MP for your local constituency

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stop posting gay/trap shit

Just had a chipper

>>73847584
But it's the ROI that should rejoin the UK.

>>73847576
getting northener vibes off this post

>>73847552
Well no shit. That's life for you. We're a bunch of random atoms stuck together that happened to be in a configuration that results in life.

>>73847374
tried this before and it's absolute rancid

>>73847608
I've only had vaginal sex and the lubrication of the vagina made the 'mosis irrelevant for me personally

can't imagine what would happen should i stick it up a shitter.

>>73847623
she looks hideous without makeup

>>73847591
>attention seeking with a bottle of evian
howling

>>73846839
>Schultz group

Ah yes, colour me surprised. Truly a film that opens a window, allowing the viewer into the Jewish psyche.

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what city planning principles are in effect here

Would you rather earn £50,000 in the north or £100,000 in (((London)))? Genuinely think the former would give you a better standard of living desu.

>>73847647
yeah well do us a favour and stick those bunch of atoms into your trapping pictures, cunt

>>73847626
It's capped the chipplier you mong

https://twitter.com/kenearlys/status/854449753794502656

>>73847694
100% the north

not even a question

>>73847694
>£50,000 in the north

Easy

>>73847694
£50,000 in the North

(I already live in a nice part of the north so it would be perfect)

>>73847694
>mainland
No thanks, I'm white

>>73847694
>implying either is a possibility

>>73847300
Showgirls killed the format

>>73847694
100k in london becausei get such a pleasant feeling walking round through the capital.

whereas in the north i feel like i'm in a boring shithole.

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Thoughts on Jeremy Corbyn's son? (he's on the right, me on the left

>>73847697
Nah, never posted pics to 4chan and not starting now

>>73847694
100k in london but i'd commute from yorkshire every week

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>>73847509
nice filename mate

>>73847770
more Aryan than 99% of right wingers lel

>>73847694
London without question

>>73847694
100k in london

would rather just make 50k in australia though

>>73847775
aye alright
die

>>73847770
Looks like a posh wanker

>>73847777
happy birthday

>>73847814
SYDNEY
Y
D
N
E
Y

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>>73847777
MENTIONED

>>73847694
50k in the north and try to invest in property in the south if possible

>>73847694
what part of the north? Wouldn't like to live in Belfast but Derry seems nice

>>73847832
>die
That's the plan

>Londoners work 100 hours a year more than the rest of the UK

>>73847858
looks so shit
>brown hills
>yellow trees
>19th century technology

>>73847777
checked and filtered

>>73847839
no, melbourne

world's most liveable city 90 years in a row

>>73847837
thank you, lad
>>73847858
one of the most beautiful parts of the UK
>>73847891
thanks

>>73847886
that's only a quarter of an hour extra every day

>>73847887
>southerner gets confused by nature
unsurprising desu

>>73847887
yeah
they should pave over it to make way for some shopping centres and car parks. Maybe a nice mosque

NEW THREAD

>>73847967
>>73847967
>>73847967
>>73847967
>>73847967

NEW THREAD

>>73847887
'llo 'igger

>>73847959
GOD DAMN IT

>>73847959
was this fucking close to wanking

jesus christ i hate trap lovers

anyone got a realistic of map of colonial canada? and not one that has us owning the whole thing because clearly we didn't.