/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

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first for /dreche/

Post most famous qts of your country

Game
Go into /pis/, take a post and vocaroo it with the most stereotypical accent you can manage
>>73837245 → →
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfzlTo1ziS
My try
Wonder what a german trying to sound italian sounds like

>>73843017
your mutter

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>>73843002

OP seems a bit too /deutsch/ and not enough /fug/ imo

>>73843002
>gott mit unf
Wieso les ich diese schrift immer als ob jemand lispelt?

je vais juste laisser ceci ici

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9g4Md_huII

Sur mes cahiers d’écolier
Sur mon pupitre et les arbres
Sur le sable sur la neige
J’écris ton nom

Sur toutes les pages lues
Sur toutes les pages blanches
Pierre sang papier ou cendre
J’écris ton nom

Sur les merveilles des nuits
Sur le pain blanc des journées
Sur les saisons fiancées
J’écris ton nom

Sur tous mes chiffons d’azur
Sur l’étang soleil moisi
Sur le lac lune vivante
J’écris ton nom

Sur les champs sur l’horizon
Sur les ailes des oiseaux
Et sur le moulin des ombres
J’écris ton nom

Sur chaque bouffée d’aurore
Sur la mer sur les bateaux
Sur la montagne démente
J’écris ton nom

Sur la mousse des nuages
Sur les sueurs de l’orage
Sur la pluie épaisse et fade
J’écris ton nom

Sur les formes scintillantes
Sur les cloches des couleurs
Sur la vérité physique
J’écris ton nom

Sur les sentiers éveillés
Sur les routes déployées
Sur les places qui débordent
J’écris ton nom

Sur la lampe qui s’allume
Sur la lampe qui s’éteint
Sur mes maisons réunies
J’écris ton nom

Sur le fruit coupé en deux
Du miroir et de ma chambre
Sur mon lit coquille vide
J’écris ton nom

Sur mon chien gourmand et tendre
Sur ses oreilles dressées
Sur sa patte maladroite
J’écris ton nom

Sur le tremplin de ma porte
Sur les objets familiers
Sur le flot du feu béni
J’écris ton nom

Sur toute chair accordée
Sur le front de mes amis
Sur chaque main qui se tend
J’écris ton nom

Sur la vitre des surprises
Sur les lèvres attentives
Bien au-dessus du silence
J’écris ton nom

Sur mes refuges détruits
Sur mes phares écroulés
Sur les murs de mon ennui
J’écris ton nom

Sur l’absence sans désir
Sur la solitude nue
Sur les marches de la mort
J’écris town nom

Sur la santé revenue
Sur le risque disparu
Sur l’espoir sans souvenir
J’écris ton nom

Et par le pouvoir d’un mot
Je recommence ma vie
Je suis né pour te connaître
Pour te nommer

L'autisme

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>>73843173
Meh,you might be right. Don't let it bother you.
>>73843263
Excellent post

hallo fick dein mutti

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>>73843311
FINALLY

>>73843263
what is this about?

Lighters or matches?

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Speak English you cunts. Don't be rude to monolingual brits. Have a little empathy

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>literally only able to speak one language

>>73843345
the original is by paul elouard. it's a poem written in the underground during the german occupation. i had to leave out two verses because it was too long.

oh, and the last line isn't "l'autisme" it's "liberté" lel, that's my own contribution

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>>73843359
>tfw bilingual Brit

>>73843357
Magnifying glass and sun is the true patrician choice

>>73843357
For what ? Smoking ? Lighter obivously unless you're some hipster cunt. Except if it's for a cigar. Dunno about the UK but here tradition has it that you use a match to light it.
>>73843433
But Welsh isn't a language, anon

>>73843359
Cuck

>>73843359
good post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX5W8IQUu0A game over

vive le france as they say in rome

>>73843359
Speak Japanese pls, that way everyone is happy

>>73843490
Redirect that to the piss general

>>73843453
kek
personally i prefer to just rub two sticks together, but whaddayaknow, im just oldschool like that

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>>73843476
But matches look cool

>>73843490
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Rome

>>73843173
It's misspelled, I'd say that makes it fair.

enjoying Kirch Streuselkuchen right now friends
when was the last time you guys had a nice treat

>it's misspelled
I hope you're not that stupid.

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>>73843523
てめえはファゲトです
>>73843540
You clearly don't smoke if you think it looks cool.

>>73843552
THE ETERNAL CITY

>>73843588
food is supposed to be nutritious not tasty

why don't Brits learn a language? are they brainlets?

Amerifats get out

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>>73843613
Delete this
Food is supposed to be fancy and gay.

>>73843620
CHI
H
I

>>73843613
well and burgers are supposed to be in their conatainment thread, but i guess we don't always get what we want

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>>73843490

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>>73843620
>american flag

>>73843613
>He doesn't eat tons of tasty,unhealthy food just for fun
I still don't put on weight for some reason.

>>73843594
>long s at the end of a word

>>73843620
we don't have to learn spanish to communicate with half our population la

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>>73843612
I HAVE SEEN THE END OF DAYS

>>73843654
Sorry for entering an international thread ahmet

>>73843676
who is this pure, immaculate christian virgin ?

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>>73843480
>>73843620

DO NOT REPLY TO YANKS

>>73843683
Please tell me you're ironic.

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>>73843720
Just a humble race relations worker

>>73843698
imagine crawling past them and just sniffing one pair of sweaty, muslim sock after the other, just one large whiffff of arab and maghreb bodily excretes, a long, long buffet of unwashed, dark skin...
mhmmmmmmmm

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>>73843597
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIBE

>>73843746
You're ironic.

>>73843743
Ah, you're the guy who freaks out over "name-fags" I was wondering why the quality of these generals was started to go down. Please fuck off and stay in /brit/

>>73843773
Your mum is ironic.

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>>73843588
I ate an entire one of these today
One of those cakes, it's a little bit shorter than my foot

It's also all I ate and I'm not fat

>>73843781
He is right. Fuck attention whores

>>73843781
>thinking only one person wants tripfags to off themselves
tripcunt detected

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>>73843771
why is she so naughty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peLXmKePK-Q

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>all I ate is some bitch ass Marmorkuchen
Yeah no wonder you're not fat mate,that's like a midnight snack for me

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>>73843817
This is why I snacked on and I'm fat ;_;

>>73843872
That even edible

Post /fug/in music :DDDDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk

>>73843845
I mean it's pretty big
It's an entire cake after all

Over the course of last week I ate another one and there's three more in my freezer because mom thinks I'm starving

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>>73843401
>claiming to be bilingual because you can barely type MMORPG-English

>>73843907
DELETE THIS

>>73843698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv5_PtpgaUc

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>>73843932
Warum?

don't understand how other languages even work

like how the fuck does combien ça coûteequal equal how much is it

WHERE IS THE HOW? WHERE IS THE MUCH? WHERE IS THE IS? WHERE IS THE IT?

wtf lads

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>>73843929
Im trilingual even.

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>>73843933
>mon madame

>>73843952
because i spend a lot of time and energy int repressing the fact that these people exist

>>73843954
dumb Brits jajajajajaja

>>73843954
And I don't get why in English it's "how much is it".
How much of what? Eggs?

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>>73843002
>A comfy general for the three main powers of Europe
why not 4
it's just because the name wouldn't be /fug/ r-right?

>>73843979
madame only

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evXKfTiscn0
Wooow, so this is the power of German musical scene

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>>73843975
because you picked French in high school?

>>73844022
Why do you hate Austrians?

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>madame only

>>73844041
and we wonder why they're so fucked up

>>73844041
That's fake,Pierre
This is the real version
https://youtu.be/dP9Wp6QVbsk
>>73844080
Wrong!

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>>73843907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBPSMNK9-is

>>73844035
The fourth main power of Europe is Russia.

>>73844035
yeah

of course italy is a main power ha ha

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>>73844031
>>73844035

>>73844108
>fourth
first*

Italy is a joke

Because Dutch music is very funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kd3GnAGZg

>>73844081
i hate the people that make this kind of music
it's fucking retarded, it's immensely backwards and it also has no history to speak of
it's just stupid

>>73844088
>Fedora posting
Gosh you high schoolers are so transparent. We had none of you autistic cunts before. Don't you have homework to do ? Or perhaps going to sleep early since Mr Goldstein will want you early tomorrow

>>73844152
When you're waiting for a joke to be over.jpg

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>>73843907
what the fuck am I watching

also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hStEaXv4dTo

>>73844103
because you're a t*rk?

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>>73844035
You're the closest to joining the club tbqh

>>73844154
Are you 8?

>>73844216
Still wrong!

>>73844164
>it's fucking retarded, it's immensely backwards

t. Justin Trüdot

>>73844142
Never happening cunt
we /fugu/

>>73844041
the "uuuh" get's me everytime
>>73844103
so you picked Italian?

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>>73843721
>tfw /pis/ will do a ripoff of this but with "/pis/ off"

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r8

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>>73844103
That's even worse actually ahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO7MWuJ7zLA
>Germany
When will you learn to make refined and cultured music like us French ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvWweqWC-38

>>73843830
Dude please, you're ruining the thread with your mind numbing conversation. The first two were really good until you shower up >.<

>>73843907
Die Mayerhofner are from Austria, I think

Here's meme folk music from Germany:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGOx4oG3Q3g

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>>73844232
Nope

>>73844041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1v8wpScKNI

>>73844274
Saved

Gonna go wichsen boys, seeya soon

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>>73844220
>Austro-Hungary will never join the thread

>>73844277
>The first two
This is the tenth /fug/ thread of the last couple of days

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>>73844291
>tfw not a Lausbub with impressing qts

>>73844220
still fucking amazing how the country with the largest population managed to come out only as the third most relevant

how does this graph look like if you divide the individual number by population?

>>73844274
>When will you learn to make refined and cultured music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9HvS_niU50

>>73844319
/Celto-Germanic/ ?

can you stop making this cancer general pls?
thanks
>>73844319

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Post good ol' nationalist songs from good ol' nationalist movements

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYNQFzXHxqg

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>>73844324
We're you the Brit that made the first one?
>>73844319
Austria is German,should be okay for them to post

>>73844035
>/fug't/

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>>73844277
nice one

fuck off triprunt

>>73844274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJe3cdM7f1c

Germans always come to denmark to fish and eat sausages. Oh and they also occupy our beaches from spring to fall. Ich hasse es hier in Dänemark nehmt ihr mich als flüchtling auf?

>>73843954
You dont need to understand how languages work as much as you need to simply remember the rules.
Eventually you'll understand those rules as you speak the language.

>>73844369
we were at constant war and split
meanwhile england and france were united and had lots of peace

>>73844474
yeah lel except with one another
but i get what you mean

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>>73844452
Nur wenn du dich selbst mehr hasst als Dänemark.

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>tfw monolingual parents
>went to a shitty comp where they never even tried to teach us a second language
>tfw never pursued learning one at the time when you learn the easiest

>>73844421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQSjPyP2Xk (this link doesn't work in Germany)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImBPaglQA4

SS marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Teufelslied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf unten und oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.

Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Teufel der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Deutschland,
Wir kämpfen für Hitler,
Der Rote kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,
In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.
Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,
Gegen die rote Pest.
SS wird nicht ruh'n, wir vernichten, (or variant: SS wird die Roten vernichten)
Bis niemand mehr stört Deutschlands Glück.
Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,
Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.

Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Teufel der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Deutschland,
Wir kämpfen für Hitler,
Der Rote kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

>>73844452
>he wants to be an immigrant

>>73844521
It's okay,you can still talk to us brit-chan >w<

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>>73844422
I am, I've been the OP of 5 of the 10 actually. This is my little project to maintain and make sure actually becomes a thing on /int/
If there's no /fug/ thread in the morning, I make one. If there is but it's dying, I'll make sure to bump it. And I advertise in /brit/, /deustch/ and /fr/ every so often

Been making OC as well

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>>73844535
>nazi songs

Oh, Germany...

Here, have some Royalist song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbQ9wYHeY0c

>>73844452
> Germans always come to denmark to fish and eat sausages.
You mean Southern Germans. Because they do that here as well.
t. Schleswig-Holstein

>>73844521
>britbrainlets

>>73844572
well ironically nazi songs are some of the most heroic and catchiest
i dont agree with nazi ideologie but damn are they are good at music
same with communist songs

>>73844232
lol

>>73844535
ERIKA

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>>73844564
Ah well. I've made the second one,you know,the WW1 Edition.
This general was a good idea. Keep doing what you're doing.

>>73844621
USSR anthem is top tier

>>73844621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-9yuT2AGs

Opinion?

Catchy af, desu

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>>73844572
> >nazi songs
> Oh, Germany...
It's still a German nationalist song, you frog.

Here's a non-nazi one, written in 1813:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iAfu8DFvA

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>>73844670

We need more /fug/ memes and cool pics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tueosoQ9MU

National Front (UK)
>Ethno-Nationalism
>Ultra-royalist
>Social conservatism
>Anti-socialism

Front National (FR)
>Civic "nationalism"
>Republicuck
>Liberalism
>Socialism

What the fuck France?

>>73844767
DAGO
A
G
O

>>73844774
this, /fug/ outta here and the thread headers were only the start

>>73844818
It needs for funny posts to happen
You know,for screencaps and all

>>73844805
>kanake
?

>>73844775
>unelectable dafties vs people with a real chance of bringing back nationalism

>>73844572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ceq8SZElMK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRymxxKPc5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2flpdqGfAsw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeX19yZkxCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHHxc5x6PjY

>>73844775
And that's why your NF is so weak, ignored and hated.

ich bin dick

>>73844876
huh?

>>73844949
>Der Heimliche Aufmarsch
That's a socialist anti-nationalist song.

So,Frenchies,Realtalk.
Will FN win? Can FN win?

>>73845039
no

no

2002 all over again

>>73844887
why bother

>>73845090
leave the humour to the Brits pls

>>73845036
it's catchy as fuck though

also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9sVcRxopJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGz_SqyEJ-Y

>>73844582
Schleswig belongs to the jutes!

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>>73845027
kanake is a slur for ausländer
what the hell did you mean by this, you racist?

>>73845143
So bad Le Pen = the pen XXD jokes again?

>>73845027
>>73844978
>>73844805
>>73844774
>>73844670
>>73844631
>>73844572
>>73844041
>>73844036
>>73843490
>>73843359
fug, the last presidential debate already started on France 2.

>>73845159
nice

>>73845197
It means "Italian", akshually

>>73845160
Norway pls get out.

>>73845246
Here we go...

>>73845287
rude

>>73845246
>>73845309
In fact, it's not a debate, as it was planned.

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Can a country have history if it was not built from disparate elements and power bases?
Fedualism in Europe
Tribes in Latin America
lordships, cities and tribes in the near east

But nothing in North America, just immigrants and dead indians who just set up very boring small villages where nothing happened , no lords, no war or squabbles, no independent roots or distinction, just a load of dull puritan farmers, followed by German miners.
What a shit country

France>Germany>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Britain

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my ancestors :))

>>73845364
that is simply dishonest

>>73845472
self hating cuck

>>73845493
You literally live in some random area where some guy decided to set up some farms and then basically nothing ever happened on a local level, the most interesting this was when a tree fell down in 1852, people still talk about it, even have a little museum

Don't reply to the fatasses

>>73845587
>Is British
>Isn't self hating

>>73845364
...no horses, no wheat, no free places to build a village without chopping trees for years
It's kinda not their fault

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>>73845648
We need to adapt this to /fug/.

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>>73845648
this

>>73845705
Is there a blank version

>>73845683
The reason there are no large pack animals in the Americas is that the first humans who arrived killed them all.
You can make free places out of dense woods, see Germany for example

It is their fault.

>>73844594
t. Juan el-Hernandez

>>73845650
piss off

>>73845650
C*ck

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>>73845705
Ok then get the Germans out of /cum/

>>73845683
There are suitable cereals for cultivation on every single continent
Also the settlers brought wheat, barley, hops and tobacco seeds with them

Its just that the settlers were boring and passive democratic fucks who just built wooden huts and prayed all the time

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>yurofat sharts

>>73845895
Get /cum/ out of the Germans

>>73845972
>Amerifats think Subway is healthy food

top kek

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>>73845736
Probably not. We just kept changing the foreign flag.

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>/cum/
>/fug/
>/pis/
What's next?

Idea: everyone on /fug/ should filter American posters

>>73846003
are you saying it's on the level of mcdonalds yurobrainlet?

>>73845995
>>73838219
They're the experts on that

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>>73845929
>>73845929
Jesus, it's a fucking pandemic

>>73846012
There's no blank version, but I based this one on a similar meme from /cum/ and then it was modified further in /deutsch/. I can't edit right now though.

>>73846033
Idea: get friends in real life

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me and the lads

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>>73845995
what if I want the cum inside me?

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Me and the lads
>>73846210
Can I do that job? :3

>>73846210
it would be extremely painful

>>73846199
>Spiked Penisheads
Doesn't it hurt?

>>73846210
anime can fuck off

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>>73843002
>Prussian Edition!

Nice thread but I'm more into the Anglosphere desu.

As my grandfather used to say, "they're all wogs south of the channel."

We voted out. Stay butthurt.

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>>73846272

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>lads

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>>73846210
>gay poster
>anime poster
>GAY ANIME POSTER

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>>73846257
sure
>>73846263
for you or for me?

>>73846272
no u
>>73846322
pogrom?

>>73846277
WO HAST DU DIE MUNITION HER?!

>>73846308
She is /brit/'s girl, isn't she?

>>73846098
delet this

>>73846359
Well, youre a big guy

>>73846032
Singapur, China & Austria
/SCAT/

>>73846428
don't have any hired guns though

>>73846297
>We voted out. Stay butthurt.

truth is nobody really cares

>>73846416
okay
This is /fug/ after all, not /deutsch/.

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@73846126
>>73846277
@73846316
>>73846370

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>>73846126
>this level of mad
kill yourself cunt

>>73846500
Well, you dont get to bring friends

>>73846534
woah

>>73846297
these threads are nice

americans consider themselves an "anglo" country

I know which one I pick

>>73846523
>adding a pixel everytime
This won't hold long

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>>73846359
*grabs you*
*presses you against the wall*
Are you ready?~

everything was fine until this american showed up

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APOLOGIZE

>>73846635
You can just scribble a bunch of lines, control z and save it to upload the same image twice

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>>73846640
I am

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>>73846445
of course a german would come up with this

>>73845711
fucking nice

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>>73846643
just like in the real world huh bud

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>>73846640
Stop being gay

thread turned bad

>>73846698
>cum
>fug
>piss
it's the next logical step

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me

>>73846670
>inb4 "it belongs to Germany"

>>73846736
Its what your mother says about you

>>73846683
i know
i meant that THERES TO MANY FUCKING IMMIGRANTS HERE REEEEEE

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>>73846670
good god I hate the normie internet culture

>>73846643
>world_history.txt

>>73846795
I tried to reverse image search it too

Thanks google

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>>73846714
Stop posting varg

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>>73846690
*enters you*
O-omg...Y-you are so tight anon~

>>73846736
Yeah, what happened all of a sudden?

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>>73846807
yes european savages never fought each other till america showed up

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>>73846707

>>73846795
Its a paiting named "Les exilés d'Alsace" (The exiled ones of Alsace) about the poor French who were forcefully taken away from their loving fatherland by bloodthirsty Germans.

Friendly reminder not to reply to anyone posting under an American flag.

>>73846795
>revolution
fucking hell

>>73846848
Where's this going?

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>>73846868
>

>>73846852
American Autism
(And some german as well).

>>73846852
>73846868
>73846890
not a clue

>>73846897
thanks Pierre

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD

>>73846897
neat

>>73846897
thank

https://gyazo.com/eb7ad8a663b26e2cc150921886fbffcd

>>73846897
He could not handle the banter.

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>>73846897
> about the poor French who were forcefully taken away from their loving fatherland by bloodthirsty Germans
Really makes me think

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>>73846795
>mfw looking through that 9gag link

>>73846868
I never said they didn't
You guys just took the job over when Europe declined

>>73846943
nie

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>>73847036
>Memelland

>>73847036
>88%
Weird how our country says it was ~60%

>>73847036
Start shit get hit

>>73847191
If they hadn't attacked belgium things would've gone the other way

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>>73846841
I swear to god i will find a solution if the faggotry does not cease

Ich habe endlich die Energie aufbringen können etwas für mein Leben zu tun.
Entweder liegt es an den Tabletten und der Therapie, oder irgendwas anderes.
Bitte bewertet mein Anschreiben und hilft mir sie so zu formulieren, dass meine Interessen und Absichten wirklich, WIRKLICH die Menschen überzeugt mich aufzunehmen.
------------------------------------------------------------
Sehr geehrte Damen und Herren,

Der Grund für meine Bewerbung bei Lidl ist, dass ich selber Erfahrungen und Eindrücke als Kunde bei Lidl gesammelt hatte und bemerkte, dass ich gerne dazu beitragen wollte das Erlebnis des Kunden als Mitarbeiter zu verbessern.
Während meiner Einkäufe habe ich gerne den einen oder anderen Kunden beraten wenn mal ein Mitarbeiter gefehlt hatte.
Ob sie jetzt nur die englische Sprache beherrschten oder in sehr seltenen Fällen sich nicht sicher waren, was eine Zutat ungefähr zu bedeuten hatte, ich wusste durch mein Wissen zu helfen.
Ich habe keine Probleme mit dem arbeiten mit Zahlen auch in der Informatik ist es üblich, sich regelmäßig, selbstständig fortzubilden und neue Gebiete zu beherrschen.
Nun möchte ich gerne neue, wertvolle Erfahrungen sammeln als Mitarbeiter und die Filiale mit meinen Fähigkeiten und Fertigkeiten zu unterstützen.

Ich würde mich freuen Lidl näher zu kennen

Anonymous

>>73847217
Honestly it's your fucking fault

You went all autistic over fucking Belgium (literally who cares) and decided to turn a friendly sparring match between France and Germany like there were millions of them before in the most horrible bloodbath mankind has ever seen

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>>73847226

>>73847266
EIN VOLK

>>73847217
The Belgium shit was only used to motivate the people, youd have gotten involved one way or another.

>>73847340
how dare you


we english care very deeply about our good friends the belgians

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Let's say we did the three power union
We now would have to choose a political center, something like a capitol.

Where?

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The French Revolution was a big mistake

>>73847318
Its more that willy was autistic and didnt get along well with georgie while the frenchies were being nice , tbqh it was a very last minute decision, was mostly because we thought germany would actually win and then unite europe which is a no-no

>>73847369
Like a mother of a downs kid, when you create a monstrosity you better take care of it.

>>73847386
Aachen, obviously.

>>73847036
Srsly, Eupen-Malmedy is a very small piece of land when you look at the damage you've done here. And part of it was mixed population with French-speakers before 1919 anyway.

You can't complain, we're very reasonable people.

>>73847387
Which one? :^)

Protip: All of them

>>73847386

Three power union
Three power centres
No capitol

>>73847386
paristan

>>73847336
Un omelette du frommage sil'vous plait

>>73847475
This.
And if we should ever need one we can just keep using Brüssel.

>>73847318
>literally who cares
You uncultured Prussian swines burned one of the oldest collections of Europe (University of Louvain), hundreds of the rarest works lost forever.

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>>73847440
This, Aix-la-Chapelle seems like the closest to a center we have

>>73847386
London- Financial
Paris- Cultural
Berlin- Political

and we would expel the nonwhites from them

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>>73847529
voila monsieur

>we're outnumbered by krauts and brits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1mxMtr8Mws

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>>73847650

You're all a bunch of dicks.

I lost family on both sides in both wars. I still have the piece of grenate shrapnel my grandfather carried in his back for 3 years whilst in a German prisoner-of-war camp.

>>73847716
You seem to have missnamed your file, it's "Charlemagne" :)

Can you just shut it? Fucking non country