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cringe
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could genuinely do a 'cide lads

don't have any close family, job is shit, no mates etc. and i've got quite a large volume of booze and pills
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Poundbury
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I'll get us started.
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had enough of them poshie cunts
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>uni students worship Jeremy Corbyn even though he's a boring old delusional man with the charisma of a fish
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>>73842320
What is he shying away from?
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*stomps on the floor*
MOOOMM WHERES MY BREKKY
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anime
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pls gib Swansea 12 points
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>>73842431

It's him doing the dab or whatever the fuck.

https://twitter.com/JeremyCorbyn4PM/status/855039598182801408
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you alright yeah? how's your mum, she good yeah?
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>>73842537
call her mummy
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>>73842511
Expected the replies to support it but it's just people going 'what the fuck is that'
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My goal body is my current body but with a permanent pump you get from lifting.

>tfw will never have permanent pump
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think I may be an alcoholic

was at tesco this morning buying a litre of vodka with clubcard vouchers
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>>73842485
Saw them against Middlesbrough when visiting a mate in Swansea uni and they were awful. They're getting relegated and won't come back up
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>Edit this image edition

alright then
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>>73842621
my goal body is a rotting corpse
guaranteed to achieve it
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>>73842596

Even Twitter is against Corbyn. He's utterly fucked.
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>>73842652
kek
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I WANT TO BE NINJA

CHOW DOWN TO CHINA TOWN
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>>73842631
just admit you go to Swansea uni la'

that aside, they'll find it somewhere Clement will do good la'
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Think I will be voting Tories again this year

pretty satisfied with May
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>>73842485
get relegated jack
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need a thicc gf with long black hair who wears black tops and very tight blue jeans

and a septum piercing
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>>73842625
i feel ya
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>>73842641
quite enjoyed this, yah
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Reading a 780 page book about London and it's fairly boring.
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this is so fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlSNy1Of_hw
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>when someone randomly pops you up on FB
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>>73842737
thought i wasn't going to get any replies until it updated and i saw this

thanks mate
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'dit thread
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>>73842596
who the fuck are all these verified accounts with 2000 followers
verified used to only be for famous people
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>>73842625
Why don't you just stop drinking then if you can't control yourself

Just go cold turkey and ride it out, just like quitting cigarettes.
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R8 pls
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skeng
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>>73842725
>septum piercing
ruined it
just when I think you might have made a decent post for once you went ahead and fucking ruined it
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>>73842762
haha it's just a prank bro
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>Only attracting EU nationals on Tinder

It's mad.
I voted Brexit, I can't be dealing with this shit.
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Should I vote UKIP or Conservative?
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yanks are truly blessed to live in america
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>>73842897
what seat are you in
as in safe con or whatever
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>>73842837
not him but the seizures of going cold turkey from alcohol can kill you its not like cigarettes
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>>73842852
bit like this but obviously with a piercing
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doing a poo
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>>73842897
Conservative. UKIP was always a madhouse being held together by Farage's nous. It's going to disintegrate soon.
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>>73842897
/brit/ is an anti-tory general friend
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>>73842897
labour
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>>73842897

You wasted your time mate. Wait for the new manifestos to come out, then do the survey.
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>>73842938
safe bruv
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>town I live in shares part of its name with Milton Keynes
this may be the final push to 'cide, lads
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>5'8
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>>73842938
Gloucester

Cons won in 2015
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>>73842953
>that
>thicc
don't make me shitpost fat chicks lad >:v(
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post gondolas
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>>73842984
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>>73842959
sorry my IQ is above 80
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>>73842974
>town I live in shares letters in it's name with Milton Keynes

going town to the level crossing and jumping in front of the next train I see
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>>73842996
multikulti 2bh
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>>73843066
you braindead sausage sucking kraut i didn't mention her shit coloured skin did i
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>>73842896
ah yes Brian Farnet from Fry and Barnet
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>>73842953
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enemy boat spotted
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iphone 8 will be revolutionary
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>>73843126
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>>73843066
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>>73843154
thanks lad that's perfect
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>>73842896
2 minutes in Paint
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>>73843154
shame about the poo skin Tbh
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>>73843145
never happened lad. lighthouse would have mentioned it in the first message
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eaten my dinner so I am enjoying some tea and biscuits

the tea is PG Tips - Vintage 2016, to that I have added some boiling water, garnished with a dash of Tesco blue top milk

the biscuit selection consists of the following:
4x McVities Ginger Nuts
4x Waitrose Custard Creams
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where shall we put all the tories if corbyn wins? any russia or china bros who can give practical revolution advice?
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who's shooting in cherno
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ind9EPBzh-Y

chune
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>>73843209
why not la la land since that's where that scenario belongs anyway
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>>73843124
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>>73843143
not as revolutionary as corbyn
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>>73843212
dayz was great at its peak
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when you lads coming down Bas Vegas then? we'll hit up Sugarhut

my sister's boyfriend's got 10% off at River Island so we can get some new clobber whilst we're about #mint
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I'm just passing through here on my way to somewhere civilized
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>>73842919
America sucks m'dude
It's really REALLY dire
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business idea: a basildon tour company called the deano experience
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>>73843277
used to live in basildon
it were fucking rank, lads
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>>73843298
Churchill was such a piece of fucking shit

Wish he'd been killed
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>>73843298
>replying to yourself to get a (You)
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>>73843277
essex was a mistake
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>>73843201
That's 436kcal mate you could have had a fucking Big Mac
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>>73843249
pooskins OUT
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>>73843332
t.bruce o'bruce
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>>73843316
>when you're a brit living in a foreign country and get absolutely no (You)s
ah yes I remember that feel

>>73843332
pretty sure he is dead now lad
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any lad here got a Galaxy S7
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>>73843347
Wonder how many Soviet dicks ravaged her
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>m'dude
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>>73843249
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Listening to a quintessentially British tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
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>>73843380
7 including are commisar corbyn
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una vela
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>>73843337
in the quiet words of the virgin Mary - come again?

you'd betta wind your neck in sharpish pal, or it'll be tak'n permanent residence under my sambas
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>places where there is money are good places to live in
>birmingham exists
hm well maybe not then
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>>73842641
giggling
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gf has agreed to do anal tonight
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>>73843332
lets you and me go kill churchill
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>>73843434
my gf is a brummie tomboy who listens to alt-rock.
she's pale and has blue eyes.

feels kind of good mates
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>>73843346
so?
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>>73843443
do it when she leasts expects it
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>>73843443
>putting your willy where poo comes out
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>>73843185
>>73843175
poo skin best skin
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>>73843516
what a treat
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>>73843462
>brummie girl dating a non-brummie
:/
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States?
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stalk a goofy looking girl on facebook
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>>73843569
sorry mate, don't mean to cuck you brummie lot.
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need a scouser gf
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>>73843373
irish people don't hate cromwell
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>>73843462
sounds cute, pics?
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>>73843629
>irish people don't hate cromwell

what
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>>73843602
i hate stalking on FB

im like, gotta be careful not to click like

you get me ?
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>when the ex starts making depressed posts on her tumblr that she doesn't know you know the url to
word to describe this feel :) :) :)
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NEED a thicc brown Norwegian gf of Middle East origins
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still VERY angry at the lib dems over tuition fees
shan't be voting for them
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>>73843462
>brummie tomboy
state

>pale and has blue eyes
is this a rarity in the uk now?
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so be hazy and free
when you're drinking with me
i'm a man you don't meet
every day
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>>73843614
you can have her as long as you visit
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>>73843670
is this a rochas
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post grime
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>>73843648
meant to say churchill
its only really cromwell thats hated*

>>73843670
shes not norweigan lad
European nationalities aren't like america
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unironically going to instigate a bolshevik revolution in berkshire this october
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>>73843728
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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>>73843670
gross
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>>73843066
>>73843154
>>73843550
>>73843670
she's fucking ridiculously hot

https://www.instagram.com/gitahaad/

hnnnnng
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>>73843664
runty
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would you rather be a brummie, a manc, or a scouser?
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Business idea: Rebrand chavs as roadmen so they can be less ashamed of themselves
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>>73843448
love me some norm macdonald
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Favourite coastal town, lads?
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did someone say grime?
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>>73843783
>https://www.instagram.com/gitahaad/

Are the Nordics just trying to become even more attractive by letting half the middle east into their country? Is that their end plan?
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>>73843801
nine eleven *laughs*
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>>73843783
know a girl who looks a LOT like her

until she takes her face off
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I don't mind Corbyn, he's a bit of a funny meme and a godsend for the Tories

What's really insufferable about him is his supporters, specifically their deep-seated delusions about his national popularity. I'm looking forward to their tiny conspiratorial minds blaming the media like clockwork for his inevitable annihilation in June
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why do women even go to the gym
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>>73843814
Southend
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>>73843783

She looks like she's beyond boring.
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Might cop these creps (doc martens)
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>>73843818
https://dailyswansea.wordpress.com/2016/07/12/barry-scott-turns-down-role-with-skepta/
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on the gak
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>>73843866
chav craphole
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>>73843867
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHSk3Trj1Z4/?taken-by=gitahaad
she even served in the military, seems far more interesting than some average slag
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>>73843818
>Nothing about Barry Scott makes sense. Firstly: his name isn't even Barry Scott. Barry Scott is played by an actor called Neil Burgess, who also played Brian McFadden's manager in the Real To Me video

fuck
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>>73843909
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>>73843841
>like many dwarfs, Ted was an angry man, so you can imagine how cross he got when people called him Jeremy Smallbin
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>>73843874
>le manlet soles with no arch support
brown people fashion was a mistake
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>>73843829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmi0mDc-cBY
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>>73844008
arch support is a meme
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>>73843841
>The keen kayaker - the first dwarf to paddle around Britain in 2003

So was he the first dwarf to do it, or just the first one that year?
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>was 17 and had tuesday afternoons off sixth form so would travel to my exs rural town and wait for her outside the gates of her college and walk back to her house through the countryside holding hands and then spend all evening in her room talking and fucking and listening to music and would sometimes climb onto this side bit of the roof and cuddle under a blanket looking at the stars
will never ever feel this feel again :(
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essex desu
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>>73844068
Fuck off normie twat
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>>73844068
fuck off you utter normoid
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I'm in safe tory seat so might just vote ukip for a laugh
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Hampshire
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>>73844068
sounds lovely
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the 'er
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is skepta a nitty now?
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>>73844032
fucking despise Andy Dick

DESPISE HIM
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>>73844068
normie CUNT kys
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>>73844053
no it isn't
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roommate's cat is driving me genuinely mental, going to fucking scalp the little bollocks if he keeps on
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i'm in safe tory seat so might just vote tory for a laugh
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>>73844131
what about Hampshire?
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I wear a t shirt on top of my hoodie
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Nigel FARAGE to make a big announcement on LBC at 7pm not a drill lads
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>>73844131
>>73844180
Mentioned
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>>73844068
im sure she feels the same way la'
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going to play some more Midnight Club 3 DUB Edition but only with dancehall choons
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>>73844197
BET he's going to have another whack at South Thanet
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>>73844032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RakHW5530Q

adam eget is /ourguy/
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>>73844197
he's going to stand for MP and lose for the 8th time running?
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>>73844053
>arch support is a meme
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lads
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>>73844197
Specialist in failure
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>>73844212
literally what do Southampton offer to the PL?

fuck all, fuck off and give us your sport
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Despise labour

epitome of the establishment

Will be voting Tory
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>>73844197
nobody cares about ukip
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>>73844160
yeah bruv my mans a feen these days
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>>73844160
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>>73844139
was for a bit but then fucked it like you do with everything that age

>>73844219
i ran into her at a club last year and she said "oh god why are you here" and then she shortly left so i doubt it lmao
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about to perform the 4th wank of the day
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>>73844303
how'd you fuck it?
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>>73844284
lib dems are labour for naive students
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>>73844328
pics
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>>73844284
I voted sinn fein
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have you ever ate your spunk after a wank?
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You now remember the first televised election debate and Nick Clegg won by landslide
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>>73844353
yes
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>>73844212
Refuse to believe that you actually live in Hampshire
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Anyone just see that cuck fucking liberal democrat broadcast on BBC 1

"We want a more tolerant Britain"

All that says to people watching who aren't nu males is that they want more Muslims
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>>73844068
fuck off normalcunt
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OUR LAD NIGEL ON LBC

http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/
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>Anyone just see that cuck fucking liberal democrat broadcast on BBC 1
>"We want a more tolerant Britain"
>All that says to people watching who aren't nu males is that they want more Muslims
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK9q3wC3Nwo

best Norm
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cant go on
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>>73844425
rashee'
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>>73844331
got really paranoid and controlling then found out she cheated (with a girl wtf) so i did something really fucked up that i won't post here as it's weirdly specific to me
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>>73844303
why would she end her night because of you?

are you like a turbo creep?
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proto-gf writing me incredibly long messages
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>>73844453
do it for Marion
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one for the animes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLN8l-eAGPk
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/ourlad/
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the undisputed GOAT Norm https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7K-kaelQEs
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>>73844495
fuck off you boring cutn
fuckgin nerd kill yourself
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>>73844473
Is she blacc?
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>>73844540
halfbreed 2bh
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ex-bf is sending me incredibly short telegrams
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real toad hours who up
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>have the physical desire to fap
>no will to go through with it
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Nige is on LBC

http://www.lbc.co.uk/london/radio/player/
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>>73844160
>nitty
not heard this word in a long time
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>>73844591
i see nipple

JANNY
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>>73844591
>on zoloft so can't wank more than once a week even if I want to
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>>73844591
If you were white I'd probably say it sounds like depression and you should see a doctor

But a black guy not wanting to masturbate just means you're hungry. Go make a sandwich
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>>73844591
Very tempted to masturbate over this image
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>>73844601
I couldn't give a fucking shit if he was suspended by his bollocks over tower bridge mate

SHAN'T be dedicating a modicum of my precious time to that odious toad
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>>73844068
virgin jaajajajajaa
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4428170/Crowdfunders-want-FISH-FINGER-stand-against-Tim-Farron.html
The state of British politics
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>>73844651
>zoloft
It's called Sertraline here

I'm on 100mg and I can wank fine most days
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now don't laugh at this next part
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>>73844681
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>I couldn't give a fucking shit if he was suspended by his bollocks over tower bridge mate

>SHAN'T be dedicating a modicum of my precious time to that odious toad
>>
I said I wear a t shirt on top of my hoodie
>>
went to maccas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03MKVwv864k
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>>73844660
Blacks are white tho

>>73844662
You have my blessing
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>got disowned by father
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>shift swapped with some guy at work
>now working this saturday
>6 day week

4 day week next week though
>>
>>73844694
Good lad
>>
>>73844648
Rate Ruth B, the singer
>>
>>73844681
>more people voted for a dead gorilla than for Jeb Bush as president
>boaty mcboatface
>now fish finger for MP

This sort of shit is getting old
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ0-VeWMr-A

Did Joe and Leah fuck after this podcast? Why does she keep flirting with him?
>>
Just going to the shop lads, anyone want anything?
>>
tramadol is kicking in
ah yeeeessss......
>>
Nige isn't running lads..
>>
>>73844694
well it affects people differently
for me it takes too fucking long and I very often shoot blanks so I only do it when absolutely necessary
>>
>fish finger
>boaty mcboatface

why are brits so cringe?
>>
>>73844840
He's getting paid a quarter mil a year working for Fox News, why would he
>>
>>73844854
t. poo mcwankpoo
>>
LIVID that you can't buy vaseline products in germany

ree EU fix this
>>
>>73844840
stop calling him nige
he's not your personal friend
it's cringeworthy
>>
>>73844825
>nicked 20 (twenty) of my mum's tramadol
>she no longer keeps them in the cupboard

feel bad in retrospect; she gets them prescribed for actual pain
>>
>>73844750
are you a poof?
>>
>ywn be this much of a player

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C800ec_yukw
>>
>>73844897
yes he is
>>
>>73844897
nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige nige
>>
>>73844947
Does tranny count?
>>
>>73844897
Nige is everybody's friend.
>>
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>>73843012
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a72XJWmBM6w
>>
>in pub with my dad and uncle aged fourteen
>they get into an argument about politics
>dad asks me opinion
>???
>say i don't know cause i don't care
>dad calls me gormless for not having an opinion
>spend ages reading about politics online after that
wish i'd just told him to fuck off who honestly cares
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>>73844897
are nige is a man of the people
he's everyone's friend
>>
considering leg extension surgery lads
>>
>>73844865
>Ruin the country
>Run off to America to lick the presidents bollocks

Such a noble figure.
>>
>>73844897
We go to the same local pub

So why don't you shove a sock in it you snivelling little pussy
>>
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GOD BLESS OUR NIGE
>>
Who the fuck is this new tripfag?
>>
>>73844977
absolutely
>>
>>73844993
the fucking state of that showerhead
>>
>>73845010
t. Student
>>
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>>73844990
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rg1iWQQwoGg

Reminder that no matter who you vote for, nothing ever changes
>>
>>73845021
Then yes
>>
>>73845058
sure it does, just not for the better
>>
>>73845058
*votes for Tony*
>>
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2000 words for tomorrow, reckon I'll bosh it all out and scrape by with a passing grade.
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4/20 smoke one
>>
grim
>>
>>73845058
THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNGGGSSSSSSSSSSS CAN ONLY GET BETTTTEEERRRRRRRR
>>
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>>73845107
good lad
>>
>Well you seem very upset
NIGE
>>
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Why are /an/ memes superior?
>>
>>73845116
smoking one
>>
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>>73845058
>number 26 isn't it Becky?

fucking turbononce
>>
>>73845058
Funny how he talked about overcrowded classrooms and an NHS falling apart, but didn't mention the immigrants that are the main cause of them
>>
>>73845177
>gif
fuck off
>>
are nige
>>
There's a gay guy at work who is really nice to me. He must be at least 35 and is very gay, though admittedly not in an annoying way like most obvious gays.

Anyway he is always really nice to me. I wonder if he thinks I'm gay. I mean I do look gay and have been asked on numerous occasions if I am gay (by other people) but I'm not and I thought gay people can always tell?
>>
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Nigel just absolutely BTFO this crazy woman
>>
>>73845151
Context?
>>
>>73845151
crease

too easy to bait yanks on /an/ by telling them it's cruel to keep cats indoors

>UUH DUDE LIKE COYOTES YO?
>>
>>73845212
shutup bender
>>
>>73845177
Vote Labour - Little girls for everyone
>>
>>73845212
Gaydar is probably only about 70-80% accurate
>>
>>73845178
they're not though
cuts and capitalism are
>>
>>73845212
hes gonna shag u nd throw u away like these poofs always do
>>
>>73845277
Jezza pls
>>
>>73845178
Immigrants are the only reason we even have any NHS staff
>>
>drunk at a bar
>gay guy tries to kiss me
>not sure if i want to but figure may as well try it
>he starts to grope me
fucking scary don't know what i expected to happen
>>
Thought for the evening: I would like to have sex with Rachel Riley but Rachel Riley would not like to have sex with me.
>>
vote for me

everyone gets a free clone of rachel riley
>>
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>>73845214
No need to play with his stance
WIDE
SLAMMED
NO STEROIDS
NO BS
son of littermates CHIARA X RANA
200% INBRED QUALITY
>>
NEW THREAD

>>73845350
>>73845350
>>73845350
>>73845350
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/73845350`

NEW THREAD
>>
>>73845316
ERM WE AV MIWYONS OF JUNIER DOCTORS - INGLISH JEWNIER DOCTORS I SHUD ADD - THAT CANT GET PLACIS COZ OF FOCKIN PAKIS TAKIN THERE SPACES M8888
>>
>>73845344
still dont understand
>>
made a cheeky thread on /pol/
Thread posts: 310
Thread images: 70


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