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vote labour edition
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Pole.
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If you earn less than £35,000 and don't vote labour, you're a class traitor
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>>73840079
I'm convinced
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>>73830679
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250,000 jobs will be lost due to brexit.

screenshot this!!!!!
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just watched a streetcar named marge
forgot how much I liked that episode
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If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
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>>73840115
shall be a millionaire in the future though
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to the lad who wanted the data collection methods for that thing, i can post the paper if you want it
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>>73840123
reported you to the janny
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fun stuff to do in leeds to kill a few hours by yourself?
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>>73840131
Fantastic post
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>>73840162
this time next year we'll be millionaires
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>>73840131
10/10 post
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*doesn't clap my hands*
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>>73840131
is that a hospital?
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>>73840135
>250,000 jobs
>800,000 poles
hm
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>>73840179 you're a big guy
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>>73840180
kill a few leeds residents
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me in the middle
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ah yes its an extremely sharp pains when breathing in episode
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>>73840169
No. That was over 10 minutes ago, lost interest.
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Why isn't Labour very anti-immigration if unskilled immigrants drive down wages for the working class?
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>>73840079
im sure a broke incompetent government will do a lot better job than private companies once the railways are nationalised

i mean thats why they did so well last time and why they were privatised in the first place. because the government was so successful at it. im sure they will be again
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>>73840195
>>73840221
Would your prefer her or the chocolass?
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>>73840270
bet you vote for one of the sub-108iq parties
fucking brainlets
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>>73840251
and yet, all those """non nations""" have their own parliament
really gets you thinking
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>>73840271
corbyn hates pakis
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>>73840271
because socialist party can offset that with minimum wage policy
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>>73840297
chocolass has the nicer body
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>tom watson isn't leading the labour party into a general election
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>>73840297
>flat chested yank
I'll take the negro thanks x
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>>73840271
little proof in the uk that immigrants have a significant impact on wage depreciation
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>>73840313
proofs?
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>>73840297
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>>73840288
don't think it should be fully nationalised but there should be a cap on ticket prices

currently pay over £10 to go 3 miles
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More jobs!
Better jobs!
More subsidized homes!
Rent Controls!
More investment in public transit!
More funding for healthcare!
Better healthcare!
Lower tuition and student loans!
Carbon taxes or cap and trade!
More green energy (but not nuclear!)
More immigrants! More refugees!
Embrace our differences and be stronger for it!
Higher taxes on the rich!
More deficits!
GMO labelling!


Literally every single labour party everywhere
Why don't they come up with some ideas that actually appeal to people
Like legalizing weed
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chicken cottage
bargain bucket, £6.99
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>>73840378
proper halal
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Business idea: perpetual purdah
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_-qJKKz_Go
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>>73840331
THAILA-

wait you're not thailad
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>>73840079
>go downstairs
>my parents eating with my brother, his friend and his gf
>why didn't you call me?
>oh we know you just want to stay on your computer
>is there any left?
>nah, first comes first gets
never felt so unvelcome in my own home
I know for sure I am the unwanted son
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>>73840378
dont give money to them
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>>73840368
>weed
FOY
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severe depression
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>>73840424
you should shoot them all that'll teach them
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>>73840368
can't legalise weed in this country
the dumb old people will get angry
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>>73840430
*gives money to them*
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reminder lib dems are the only party that wants to legalise weed
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If /brit/ is Labour and brit/pol/ is Tory, then what is brit/feels/?
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>>73840420
that's a jap you bloody racist
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>>73840309
According to IQ tests I'm a genius. They're complete bollocks.

Don't vote btw because I live in a safe seat.
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my anus is a vacuum for cocks
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>>73840368
All of these things are good except for the immigration policy and the irrational prejudice against nuclear energy.
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>isildur! cast it into the fire! destroy it!
*throws ring*
>and your other ring
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I once worked with a guy from the Caribbean at a big organization and this guy was beyond perfect. He was the most driven, entrepreneurial, determined and suave guy I've ever encountered. Everyone was constantly like, wow. At the Christmas party you saw him hanging around the CEO, making the group laugh. Everyone talked about him constantly. He was basically on the way to the top, and fast.

And one day he jumped off the roof of the building while we all worked.
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>>73840368
>Why don't they come up with some ideas that actually appeal to people
but most of those things do appeal to people
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>>73840464
degen party
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ready for my job interview lads
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Predicitons for United - Anderlecht tonite?
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>>73840464
wont be voting for them then
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>>73840451
under consideration
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>>73840475
ahh fair enough
i grew up in a lib dem marginal so i vote there lol
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>>73840466
/brit/ is a plaid cymru general
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>>73840485
Oh yeah, post the news article about his death.
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Might buy a 3-bedroom detached house near Sheffield
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/18/theresa-mays-early-general-election-speech-full/

>guarantee certainty and stability
>Every vote for the Conservatives will make me stronger

Is she the first PM to Sheevpost irl?
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>degen
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Business idea: decriminalise all drugs for personal use
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>>73840424
>iceland flag on /brit/
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>>73840512
does anyone besides dumb teenage chink girls think a suit like that looks anything but hideous?

>>73840522
cheeky 1-0 from Anderlecht because United is literally unable to defend and Mourinho can't be arsed to watch Anderlecht games to see how they play
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would heem a runt
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my arsehole is Mount Vesuvius and my chances with my housemate's coworker are the people of Pompeii
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>>73840485
>dead normie
yawn
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business idea: spend my next decade in squalor, save up a nest egg, retire by age 35 and then move to thailand, buy a nice breezy bungalo just outside of the city, get a couple cats, and become a writer
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>>73840577
Lmao seems legit
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>>73840573
hello newfriend :^)
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Found a US dime on the street today.
How much in fucking decimals is a dime?
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Business idea: cornish pasty, but spicier
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me in the middle
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>>73840573
I come here too be among equals
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>>73840580
chuckled at this metaphor
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>>73840578
you'd be heeming yourself
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business idea: everyone dies so theres no more problems as we'll all be dead
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>tfw devon invented the cornish pasty
great feel
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srkm5oWFwiQ
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>>73840641
0.10
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>>73840641
.1 USD
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>>73840648
like an empanada?
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>>73840648
calzone?
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>>73840641
10 cents I think
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>>73840668
t. marx
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almost just crashed on the motorway
stupid cunts
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VOTE MEBYON KERNOW
VOTE SNP
VOTE SINN FEIN
VOTE PLAID CYMRU
REMOVE ANGLO
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>>73840648
They have those for breakfast in Argentina.
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>>73840687
yes
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>>73840672
hate punk """""music"""""
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>>73840641
about 50 dollars
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>>73840707
give me a quote
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>>73840648
https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/spicy-beef-empanadas/5931297b-7c11-46d5-a3f9-2c783e9d85ec

try these they are good
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ever since learning I have a positive canthal tilt it's made me autistic now and made me add another thing to the list of potential gfs.

>she has to have a positive canthal tilt
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what even is the point of a 1 cent coin
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>>73840720
Oh, try this version then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWU-W0SzVE0
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>>73840753
FUCK OFF NONCE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQeKq0I0P50

tune
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>>73840674
>>73840682
So why not just write 10 cents like any other civilised nation would?
Reminds me the headache that 五円 coin gave me before I learnt how to read japanese.
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>>73840767
theres none, its why civilised countries have dropped it
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>>73840767
why do they call it a penny when they don't use pence
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>>73840753
I'm still trying to work out what I have

think it's neutral..
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i only dream of posting the best post in /brit/ and getting a hundred (You)s from the lads
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>>73840720
a lot doesn't sound like that
its quite a diverse genre
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>>73840432
Same, yeah. Missed the last week of college.
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>>73840792
because it's common knowledge you fucking wanker
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>>73840767
would have been useful when the dollar was worth more
with inflation they've become useless and more expensive to mint than they're worth

we got rid of them a few years ago but the yanks are still holding on along with their $1 notes
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>>73840833
no it's not
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Been drinking loads of coffee before going to bed recently. I've had the most incredibly intense dreams as a result.
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>>73840822
lad as long as it's not negative you're all good
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>>73840753
back to lookism retard
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>>73840753
Positive/neutral canthal tilt doesn't matter for men. Horizontal tilt with a low brow looks quite masculine

Also positive tilts can go too far ('slanteyes' territory)
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choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFE2SnliiV0
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What's the exchange rate of cola bottles to eggs
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>>73840902
brainlet
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>>73840917
assuming 1 bottle costs £1 and one egg costs 10p, it's 1:10
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>>73840767
memes
they don't give back anything less than 5 cents here anyway
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You now remember Tulisa
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my dream is to one day be rich enough to afford glass bottles of coke
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pretty shit thread so far
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>>73840938
>1 bottle costs £1
I'm rich!!
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>>73840917
3 eggs = 1 cola bottle lad
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why did the nazis hate jews so much?
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Voting Tories
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Can easily afford houses in the north that would cost about £10,000,000 in (((London))). Not sure why I keep living in this desolate shithole desu
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*designates a memorial to those who died choking on Kinder Surprise Eggs and Wonder balls*
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so many medium-sized towns in this tiny country that I've never heard of

>Stamford
>Worksop
>Keighley
>Nelson
>Ashford
>Yeovil
many more
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQxNHDKDEQs
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You now remember when Malouda had one unstoppable beast mode season at Chelsea then disappeared off the face of the earth
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hang the poor 2bh
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>>73841063
generous usage of "medium-sized"
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lancashires pretty gay innit
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>>73841063
And literally all of them will look exactly the same with the same high street shops
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>>73840911
rude

>>73840913
positive/neutral makes no difference for both males and females 2bh

it's just negative people which are ugly
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>designated easter memorial
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>>73841063
only heard of Yeovil because they're in my league

shithouses
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wasps wont stop buzzing outside my window. worst part of ok weather are that all these little twats and the flies start coming out
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>>73841080
dont think carlyle ever said that
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Got a spot on my willy should I pop it?
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>>73841080
The Irish are vile, HORRIFYING, NASTY creatures
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>>73841063
how have you never heard of Yeovil for fuck sake?

do you even football
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>>73841142
no mate, i'll do it with my teeth
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>>73841063
telford
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turning down a €48k job because I was told I could get €300k starting
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>>73841063
yeovil is a lovely little town
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>>73841063
Surprised you've never heard of Yeovil since they're in the league.
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>>73841204
ancient gimmick
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>too autistic to be a normie
>too normie to be an autist

Anyone else know this feel?

>mfw play sports and go to the gym but play PC games and tabletop roleplaying games
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why do americans specify kosher salt when it has nothing to do with jews and is just regular salt
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Honestly, Yanks seem genuinely braindead to me. I think if you put the average Brit next to the average Yank the Yank would be dumber 9/10 of the times.

Like pic related, or how they can't notice that their entire tipping-culture is so that restaurant-chain owners don't have to pay normal wages.
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>>73841063
>>73841122
>>73841183
>>73841209
MENTIONED
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>>73841063
>didn't get his geography knowledge from football
literal paki
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they should change "britain's coastal city" to "actually an alright place"
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>tfw you match with a corker
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something comfy about UK road trips
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>>73841063
Yeovil is an Alpha ++ city mate how have you not heard of it?
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had a long autistic argument with a cager today about congestion pricing

day of the clamp soon
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>>73841255
seems to be a poster of a terrorist in the background
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>>73841242
Pakis watch football you idiot
Should have called him Tarquin or something
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>telford

ah yes the northern milton keynes
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>>73841255
dirty ape
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*bans Easter Eggs*
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My sister-in-law is from Yeovil. Never has anything nice to say about it.
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loneliness is setting in lads
need to get tinder again
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>>73841261
Ah yes the endless stretches of anonymous motorway
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so stressed, keep getting these uncontrollable twitches all over my body
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>>73841336
chill out then
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>>73841291
*tips*
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>>73841275
>it's the autistic cycling German again

alri mate, we've had two arguments in the past about how cycling is useless outside cities
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>>73841275
aha alri lad
thoughts on green waves?
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>>73841336
drink some water and have a cheeky sleep
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>>73841239
>soccer
>implying passing around in the neutral zone/midfield counts as actual "game action"
Robben is fun to watch though
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>>73841261
It's impossible to have a proper road trip in the UK
this country's too small and there aren't many interesting places to visit
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>>73841349
*snatches the tip and skips away*
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Never done a poo in work or education, me.

When I was in school/college/uni I always held it in until I got home.
In work I wait until my lunch break then go into town and find a marks and spencer or ASDA and do my poo there
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the goal 'cide
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>>73841322
why don't you go outside and talk to a real life girl
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>>73841303
MILTON KEYNES MENTIONED
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>>73841291
extremely good post
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>>73841375
>there aren't many interesting places to visit
you are so wrong its unbelievable

probably an underclass pile of trash
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Remember when you were little and you tought about machine that could stop time.
Yeah they really should start making one of those sick of this shite
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Why are Europeans so antisemitic compared to Americans?

>tfw too smart to be antisemitic
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>>73841391
pretty effective method
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>>73841382
Autism
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>>73841350
aha are you the lad who constantly needs to transport things from IKEA?

>>73841355
you mean with traffic lights? sure why not
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>>73841395
Great city, don't understand why people get so autistic about it just because the roads are gridded
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>>73841428
I do actually yeah
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>>73841322
deleted my okcupid and pof accounts today haha
don't know what i was thinking, actually believing someone could love me haha
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I don't think Hitler did a damn thing right
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>>73840079
dank meme
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cant think of anything more grim than milton keynes
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need somebody to lick my bellend
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Got a week off work coming up.

Gonna spend it lying in bed crying desu.
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>>73841395
bizarre pseudo-yank artificial town
hate it
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>>73840512
Those are some long legs
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Milton Keynes """"""""""Dons""""""""""""
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>>73841485
it's like a mini london
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>>73841434
No but you can take fuck all on a bike.
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>>73841485
how about millions of civilian casualties
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>>73841523
in no way whatsoever
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>>73841429
antisemitism literally doesn't exist here irl
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>>73841523
completely wrong
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>>73841429
because jews control america and yanks are obsessed with muh israel
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>>73841391
wonder how much you feel
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Why does every provincial shopkeeper close shop at the smallest fucking opportunity?

It's a Sunday? Guess I'll stay at home
It's Good Friday? Nah, won't do it
I fancy a long lunch? Better put up the old 'back at 3pm' sign
It's the feast day of St Swithin? Obviously no need to open the shop

Makes it such a hassle getting fags and booze when I'm staying at my country house
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>>73841437
It's soulless and boring and has some fucking awful estates full of scum but it's not too bad.
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>>73841074
>Florent Johan Malouda (French pronunciation: [flɔ.ʁɑ̃ ma.lu.da] ; born 13 June 1980) is a French professional footballer who plays as a left winger for Indian club Delhi Dynamos.
>Delhi Dynamos
JUST
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>>73841526
ah there's one lad who always argues that bikes are useless because he sometimes needs to transport couches from IKEA
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>>73841549
>my country house
FOB
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>>73841391
Nah, you might survive that
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>>73841549
Britain needs Americas 24hr culture desu. We also need better corner shops like a 7/11
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When people talk about shitholes in England Peterborough is exactly what they're thinking of.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvTNyKIGXiI

>yanks
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>>73841542
fuck...OFF
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I don't have a problem wilts Milton Keynes and I also like Poundbury
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>>73841392
I'm bad at making moves
need the structure and routine of tinder
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>>73841606
what is the context of this video
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>>73841585
we have them in scotland, was astonished to learn they still have sunday trading laws in england
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>>73841629
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*fists every Briton I see*
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>>73841429
americans are brainwashed thats why
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>>73841582
dont think your head can support 40 tonnes mate
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>that face
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>>73841650
Last time I was in Scotland they couldn't serve anyone in the pub till mid day. It was like being in Saudi Arabia.
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>>73841651
better drink my own piss
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>>73841572
I had a 125cc scooter whiuch was quite big and even that was fucking shit at transporting anything.

You could get a shopping bag in the box on the back, strap a rucksack to the back seat and squash something into the space under and the seat and maybe put a bag between your legs, but it was really stupid.
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Imagine having a negative Canthal tilt?

*shudders*
>>
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/fashion/style/a9527763/must-have-primark-summer-dress/
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>>73841695
you went to the wrong pub then
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>>73841681
I think i know my own body mate
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>>73841689
kek
>>
>>73841689
NOT happy with this post
>>
what is the best medium-sized town in britain and why is it chippenham
>>
>>73841392
ohh yeah, let me just go to the girl shop and talk to a girl huh? *makes dismissive gesture and turns back to screen*
>>
>>73841657
is this real?
>>
Ireland should die
>>
>>73841716
We went to every pub in town.
>>
>>73841549
>how dare workers have a day off grrrrr!
>>
I've been getting better at making moves on girls in real life but still got a ways to go
>>
>>73841549
>when I'm staying at my country house

#JustBillionaireThings
>>
the goal is to live in Luton
>>
Judging by the media and lefties you'd swear no one actually voted for Trump or Brexit and it was a horrible natural disaster we have to fix
>>
lads, I've shagged a girl and not reply to her text the very next day

is this a cunt move?
>>
>>73841764
yes but it could be a little out of date, forget how long I've had it
all it takes is a quick google to find out haha
>>
>>73841648
WWE
>>
>The Labour leader looks set to run an anti-establishment campaign, presenting himself as a champion of the powerless against political and business elites.

>He attacked the "morally bankrupt" Conservatives who he said would not stand up to tax avoiders and other members of a "gilded elite," who were extracting wealth "from the pockets of ordinary working people".

Corbyn's playing the Trump card lmao
>>
>>73841774
you went to the wrong town then haha
>>
having a massive bowl of 'sta
>>
>>73841542
>all peoples deserve their own state but the Jews

hmm very woke of you Connor
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>>73841689
Smug bastard
>>
havin a tea
>>
might go to mcdicks since i still don't have any food in the house
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>see girl only train every day
>literal 5/10
>daydreamed about what my life would be like with her and what our children would look like
fucking pathetic really
>>
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done a big scran
>>
>>73841695
They do that in NI too. It's to deal with the alcos
>>
>>73841926
tendies
>>
making diner
>>
>>73841863
>would not stand up to tax avoiders
When the fuck will people realise that tax avoidance is perfectly legal? If legislators aren't smart enough to write effective legislation, people should vote for someone else.
>>
gf is taller than me lads
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*brews a steaming mug of Hot Java Lava coffee with my Aeropress*
*sips*
ahhhh...
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>>73841940
i've done this as well lol

it really fucking is haha
>>
>>73840460
yeet hit that dab on them jezza yeet
>>
>>73841986
My fetish
>>
>>73841110
MANNY MENTIONED

lancashire's gay because of blackpool
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>>73841986
i very rarely see a girl taller than me

even "tall" girls wearing high heels are usually still below me
>>
>>73841958
thought that was all sitting in cream
>>
>>73841984
thats the point. They should "stand up" against it and get rid of the loopholes
>>
Went to London yesterday lads, shan't be going back any time soon as it did NOT go well

>>>/gif/10446256
>>>/gif/10446266
>>
mom told me to clean my room again -_-
dumb frickin b*tch
>>
>>73841789
>get on well with girl I know
>ask for number
>gives me her number
>contact her a week or so later talking about stuff
>ask her if she wants to do something at the weekend and she says she works weekends but should be free next month
>she takes about 24 hours to respond to each text and the last text she didn't even respond to
>know that she has some fancy smartphone and instantly responds to texts
>presume she's not interested but we still get on well

Very confused desu, this was a month or so ago, haven't texted her since, don't really talk to her that much when I see her at college either, cba.
>>
love getting my willy a little bit hard but still mostly flacid
>>
>>73842052
same 2bh

it's very rare for me to see one. nice feels 2bh
>>
might rub my fanny
>>
>>73842054
What they mean by "stand up to tax avoiders" is to draft retroactive legislation and have courts interpret existing legislation however one needs to in order to collect as much revenue as possible. In other words, ignore the rule of law.
>>
cold milk
hot roux
no lumps
>>
>>73842096

Going through the same shit. She's made excuses for 3 weeks, but keeps initiating texts. I've given up as of today.
>>
anyone here taken modafinil when studying? how much difference does it make?
>>
>>73842070
>living with your parents
don't do this
>>
>>73841984
Civil servants write legislation, you don't vote for them. MPs just sign it off
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just realised how shit my 4chan folder is
>>
>>73842237
End yourself
>>
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>that lad who browses /gif/ or /wsg/ and links half the thread to /brit/
>>
>there are genuine 'nces in /brit/ who watch and play footie
cucks the lot of you all
>>
>>73842287
hmm no thanks honey x
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can I have some toads please mates thanks
>>
>>73842258
fob
>>
>>73842258
Driving me mad desu wish I could afford to move out but my quality of life would probably go down by quite a bit unless I can get a reasonable job.
>>
>>73842231
great post
>>
>>73842320

NEW THREAD

>>73842320

NEW THREAD

>>73842320

NEW THREAD
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>>73840115
Fuck off Abdul.

>>73840271
Because Labour is "new left" (aka tumblrism) instead of "old left" union and class consciousness stuff.
>>
>>73841986
wouldn't go near a woman whos the same height as me desu
prefer shorter girls
>>
Business idea: back a coup in venezuela to get rid of the communists
>>
>>73840079
1,000,000 new jobs
1,000,000 new homes
& several million shitskins and other foreign scum to fill them all with
>>
>>73840079

Delete
>>
>>73840483
I know what you mean nuclear energy is the only way to create the same amount of energy as oil and coal, we will get the 100 % of energy by clean energies but it will get 100 years.
Nuclear is the best solution if we really want to replace the unclean energies and dirty inidustries
>>
>>73840499
>He don't play by their rules
>Makes dab, the normie meme of 2016

I hope you posted it agaisnt him... cause if you not, you should really considerate kill yourself
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>shitskins
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>>73840079
anti-semite
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