/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

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Romans OUT

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NIGGEEEEEEEERS

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First for REMOVE KEBABS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II9G-k192Js

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Does anon have an opinion about my new fap keyword?

"пoдpocтoк + cтpacть"

https://www.yandex.com/images/search?nomisspell=1&text=пoдpocтoк%20cтpacть

>pic related

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>>73837901
4u >>73837920

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>>73837918

absolutely cringing at the brits larping as romans

Why does Theresa May call for new elections? She has a majority in parliament, doesn't she?

>>73837830
AWFUL edition

>>73837968
hitler was a rome-boo though

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English waifu best waifu
GIB

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>>73837918
The aim of jazz is the mechanical reproduction of a regressive moment, a castration symbolism. 'Give up your masculinity, let yourself be castrated,' the cucklike sound of the jazz band both mocks and proclaims, 'and you will be rewarded, accepted into a cuckernity which shares the mystery of impotence with you, a mystery revealed at the moment of the initiation rite.

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>>73837916
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b11-37Me_a4

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METTL LOIDE

>>73837852
yesterday I was listening to a Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho) podcast episode.

The guest Andrew McCarthy (80's film movie star) talked about his alcohol problem back in the day.

>First, man takes a drink, then drink takes the man, then ... ?

It was a beautiful saying I partly forgot.

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Reminder K-ON is the official anime of /fug/

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>>73837830

>>73838001
yes but voting intentions suggest she'd get a bigger one
also she was unelected so this way she can silence all the naysayers (especially with brexit coming)

desu she is dreadful for this nation and with a bigger majority she'll make sure shit like the snoopers charter passes unopposed

>>73838045

god bless

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Game
Go into /pis/, take a post and vocaroo it with the most stereotypical accent you can manage
>>73837245 →
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wfzlTo1ziS
My try
Wonder what a german trying to sound italian sounds like

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>>73838096
>>73837852

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>>73838045

>>73838120
She's still better than Corbyn by a country mile

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>>73838115
need a desi gf tbqh

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>>73838115
>>73837830

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>>73838226
POO

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>>73837830

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Based Celto-Germanic threads

>>73838212
don't like corbyn either but with may's intention to pull us out of the ECHR, i think she might actually be worse

why are /fug/ threads much nicer than /brit/, /deutsch/ and /fr/ threads?

>>73838278
cuck

>>73838307
/fr/ is comfier IMO

>>73838311
ah yes very good reply

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*oopsy daisy*

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>>73838307
Because they aren't memefest (although it's starting to arrive since kids are out of high school) and just post gimmick post /brit/ is known for
But /fr/ is a very slow general to be frank and is pretty comfy, at least when it's not election period.

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>>73838199
>Fitzgerlad

>>73837916
>>73838045
>>73838155
>>73838207

Were the Crusades the last time our three countries were all on the same side in a great conflict? Or am I forgetting some events

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Is Wales or Scotland better?

>>73838183
L_O_L

1st time I hear about /pis/.

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>>73838404
Currently militarily France and the UK are the closest allies in Europe.

>>73838259
wtf?

she dead?

>>73838432
scotland

towns in wales are comfy in the remote bits, and snowdonia is based but scotland has alot more variety and some of the most beautiful scenery in the UK

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>>73838432
Wales doesn't do everything it can to spite the English and the people are better bros

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>>73838432
Scotland is full of scots, but if you can avoid them, Scotland, if not Wales.
>>73838404
I think you're right, outside of the coalition or NATO

>>73838432
Wales

>>73838307
Content.

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>>73838432
Wales by a long shot

>>73838432
Scotland as a place is nicer

as a people the Welsh are far more likeable

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>>73838468
Oh you~

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>meds trying to be relevant
>/piss/

>>73838120
Can she be more or less sure that her party gets more seats, or is it a risk?

>>73838393
what is this?

>>73838393
Couple months ago, man jumped from the new Printemps Homme Paris superstore's gallery, fell, on the majestic verrière (glass ceiling)

Only local news mentioned it.
Printemps is on par with Galleries LaFayette, Marks and Spencer, and brands like this. Huge general store, with clothes and more.

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Let's learn about the memes of each other's home generals.

In /deutsch/ one of the most popular meme people is Ralf Stegner, a Social Democrat politician known for his shitposting on Twitter. Since sometimes he simply posts "Hamburg" on Twitter (probably referring to the Hamburger SV football club), the word "Hamburg" has become a meme itself and is considered a catchphrase.

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The Russian (and Chinese) Way of Imperialism

1. Set up 'independent' territories for fearful minority and promise them autonomy
2. Actually put Russian leaders in charge
3. Send 'your people' in until the demographics are over 50% 'your people'
4. Keep the 'autonomous' label around for lipservice even if the minority in the label is less than 30% of the population.

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>>73838494
Welsh nature>Scottish nature

>>73838468
what about german and netherlands? the dutchies put two of their divisions under german command. also theres a dutch-german brigade (i think) and a french-german one.don't know how much that means in the real world though lel.

Is Lyon white?

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>>73838625
French nature>Welsh nature>Scottish nature

one of France's biggest natural reserves

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>>73838625
There really isn't much difference between the two. Scotland has many more islands and more mountains overall though.

>>73838468
I hope Macron will change the current policy of "single nuclear carrier at harbor for 18 months"

>tfw you can't project your Rafale's from a completely steatlth and highly fuel-autonomous floating airport from anywhere in the world

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>>73838564
>>meds

>>73838576
it seems almost certain she'll get more seats, however brexit is the elephant in the room and with 48% opposing it all it takes is a campaign centred on soft/anti brexit to muck the numbers up

it's going to be an interesting election either way

>>73838564
med here

How do you guys feel about MBTI?

Here's the data on how our populations compare. Not much difference in personalities actually.
https://www.16personalities.com/country-profiles/compare/united-kingdom/france
https://www.16personalities.com/country-profiles/compare/united-kingdom/germany
https://www.16personalities.com/country-profiles/compare/france/germany

anyone else ENTP master race?

>>73838452
>>73838564
Look at last thread when we learned about it
>>73836690

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>>73838685
This, we love our domestic apes they're pretty cool

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>>73838583
1976 Pulitzer Prize Photograph

Young mother committed suicide and her son tried to stop her

feels bad man
>>73838597
Pictures?

>>73838038
trade4what?

>>73838730
meds is what they will need when we bomb their homes

>>73838781
now i am sad

somebody cheer me up and post some french cuties

(hard mode: no marion)

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>>73838038
Who is this, Alice?

>>73838770
>counting overseas territories
that's cheating desu

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>>73838782
Some girls from the Caribbean.
I have them slightly asian from the Réunion

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>tfw dutch people not allowed here

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>>73838598
>53%
The pronostic (forecast, projection) that Hollande would run for re-election, and win with 53%

You can just post a picture of Hollande and say "53%", to imply that opinion polls are often proven wrong, and that one should expect the unexpected.

Unknown origin (for the specific figure of 53).

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>>73838697

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>>73838468
Bust we're still best ally right

>>73838827
>(hard mode: no marion)
>:(

>>73838857
OF COURSE YOU ARE ALLOWED HERE

DON'T YOU EVER SAY SUCH A THING

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>>73838830
Alice

>>73838868
Maritime climate is best climate yes.

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Thanks UK

>>73838757
used to work with this alot in my old job.

I was ESTP but the scores meant i was also very closed to ENTP and IS/NTP

Its quite fun to play around with and some of it is pretty accurate

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>>73838893
>>73838893
Alice.

>>73838563
>tfw your worst enemy is also your best friend

>>73838928
>>73838928
wtf kind of job requires you to practice this kind of pseudo-science? was it the kind of job where you get paid?

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>>73838893
>>73838938
Alice !
>>73838852
Only 2 of them are in and they aren't the most beautiful sights

>>73838757
ISFJ here

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Hello

>>73838857
>>73838890
it includes /deutsch/ after all :^)

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>>73838827
>post some french cuties

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>>73838898
tfw no mezzo mix in the uk

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>>73838975
I don't like that Alice, I prefer the Alice who takes an interest in politics.

>>73838970
yeh. it was a psychology based Management consultancy company. there are a few of them out there

I quit though because I wasnt interested in it or convinced by the science

>>73839006
the single most important cultural export of france is this woman

>>73838990
fuck off yank

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>>73838890
>>73838995
B-but I'm not on the map in the OP

@73838990
>>>/int/cum

>>73838898
pls send klubmate

>>73839074
Zeit für Anschluss

>>73838803
private joke, sorry.

In french, "médoc" is old slang for prescription drugs.
I recently realized it's also a famous wine domain.

So if you want to look smart in a french hospital, ask your Doctor "un Médoc". He will smile from the corner of his mouth, knowingly.
____________

fuck, how do I translate "Ils étaient très complices" ? All translating sites (and Collins) failed me. In french it doesn't mean "accomplice" or "complicit". "Knowingly" is the way I found to avoid the problem.

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>>73839051
>implying
>>73839074
Yep you have eyes, well done. Now fook off

>>73839034
so you worked with the hr departements of companies? did you pick cuties over non-cuties?

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If you had only two choices to be born a Chinese or Indian which one would you pick.

>>73839124
Northern Chinese

Indians are honestly the very last choice you would ever make

>>73839124
Chinese

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>>73839065
>>73839079

>>73839101
knowingly would work. You could also say conspiratorially.

Like you are both in on the same joke

>>73839124
Doesn't matter, as long as I'm born in a family of Brahmani or Emperors.

>>73838856
Are they muz? Also, do they have nice asses?
Have you got any nice white Frenchie girls?

>>73839101
my dictionary says it can mean complicitly. as in, he is in on the secret and he will help you out.

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>>73839124

>>73839174
this man has tape over the air-intake of his gasmask.

he will suffocate.

>>73839117
yep

and sadly no. I designed and made the programmes that helped do the non-cv part of recruitment like workshops and online platforms. f

for development we also did stuff with companies to make them train the right people the right ways

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>>73839124
some poos can look white

also, being born in old British Raj land would be nice, seeing colonial architecture

>>73839191
thanks m8.

I wanted to crontriboot to Google Translate by giving a very bad rating to the "They were very complicit", but I can't vote.

>>73839214
ok, dictionary is a trusted source.
but True Brit is even better. ;)

>>73839249
oh alright
sounds like the absolute last thing i would invest my money in if i had a company, but fuck if i know

>>73839247
ah yes the famous german 'tism

>>73839258
He doesn't look white 'sheed

>>73837830
This is the 3rd /fug/ I've seen today and it's only 5pm. Is this the fastest moving general by a long shot?

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>>73839258
He doesn't like """"white"""" but has lightish skin yes.

>>73839312
you're just buttblasted because i just proved Mute is an undead

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>>73839322
No /cum/ moves pretty fast

>>73839247
>not knowing Mute

bzzzbzzzbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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>>73838262
(you)

>>73839268
no worries. I am writing a piece in French on Assad's policy in Syria at the moment. Ill post any vocab questions on here :)

>>73839214
this is also right, but conspiratorially has a bit more of a suggestion of active rather than passive involvement in the joke

>>73839322
Combined country Generals are the future of this board.
. We get to keep the comfiness of Generals but also get to enjoy the intended internationalism of /int/

j'lâche des zitounes en pissant

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anime

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>>73839364
Montagne is best boy

>>73839412
fuck off weeb

>>73839412
Nein.

>>73839364
who is mute ?

>>73839393
a true mediterranean

>>73839390
i hope we progress to enlightened /Europe/ general one day

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>>73837916

or even better, ask your Doctor for "un petit Médoc"

because when you order wine in France, adding "un petit" to any famous wine domain is customary.

>Prendrez-vous un petit Bordeaux?
Will you have a little Bordeaux with your meal?

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"You can judge an army by it's kitchens."

- Field marshal Rommel

>>73839436
an operator

This is now a merigan thread

>>73839322
Fastest generals are /brit/, /deutsch/ and /cum/. /balt/, /balk/ and sverigetraden threads can move quickly too

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>look out into the courtyard
>its fucking winter

Thanks iohannis

>>73839466
thank you for taking the time to educate me, faggot

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>>73839421
>>73839430
Anime is the chemo to cure a thread from normalfag cancer.

>>73839448
NO

Scandis are gay weebs, Latins are insane shitposters and you don't want to share a general with Slavs

this is what ruined the EU tbqh

>>73839508
>>73839473
>>73839450
>>73839363
>>73839413
>>73839322

umm sweetie are you lost??

>>73839518
https://youtu.be/bz8OUUA9bD0

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>>73839524
>implying there are normies here

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once ranked in the WTA, maybe still

>>73839524
/brit/ is a normie/failed normie general, so you're going to have to learn to deal with some normalposting in this union

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>>73839524
Normalfag cancer wasn't working so they didn't need to start posting after work hours you mong.
Get out you cunt. You're as much a normie as the others

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>>73839559
here is the exit

>>73839518
it's just from some stupid video game

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>>73839508

>>73839602
this
YOU CAN'T INVADE /fug/

>>73839586
ma biiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

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>>73839609
You're in it too
https://youtu.be/z2-84PyMkB8

>>73839596
I meant "was working" obviously

>>73839662
oh hai look mom im on tv

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>wake up
>white people still exist

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>>73839587
If there's a problem in your thread, you don't just ignore it. You round it up and concentrate it until someone comes up with a fitting final solution.

>>73839379
thanks ;_;7

>>73839633
/fug/ is a no-go zone

>>73839662
Do we have a team in this game too?

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Money must be funny.
>...
>in a rich man's world

>>73839646
She insta-got huge sponsors, but according to badmouthing, the easy money from photoshoots killed her drive.
Dunno if she ever reached the top 100, but usually gets into Roland-Garros Grand Slam thru a wild card. Loses at 1st round.

http://www.wtatennis.com/players/player/14453/title/alize-lim
currently ranked 260th
Height : 1,73m

>>73839783
yes.

Montagne, Twitch, Doc, Rook

http://www.krautchan.net/download/1492483989004.webm/terrifiedFrench.webm
KEK

>>73839783
It's individual characters and not teams I believe

Anyone can be friends, just like on /fug/

>>73839783
yeah, you and the russians and the americans. there was also some dlc with more operators if i remember correctly, with leafs and brazilians

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>>73839783
Yes
https://youtu.be/1yZonioTO6g

>>73839716
Suddenly, a black panther joins the party.

>>73839793
elle est mélangée a quoi vu son visage

>>73838278
>ECHR
Ok, Im someone else.

What gain does she got from removing the UK from ECHR?

>>73839887
Viêt-Nam I think? Family name is "Lim".
>Viêtnam je suppose.

>Windows key + E
>...
>profit

I've heard the French do very good films. And apparently kino is German.

What good films from your countries should I watch, lads?

>>73839941
good

>>73839851
A fucking lea-
https://youtu.be/9YYvJl6acM4

>>73839967
"victoria" was amazing

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>>73839967
>I've heard the French do very good films.

>>73839967
lock stock desu

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>>73839967

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdvY67MUa-U

how does one acquire a French gf, lads?

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>>73839995
Ich mag es.

btw, what it the name of the fb Like button in german?

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>>73840104
Be of colour.

http://www.krautchan.net/download/1492491930002.webm/monks%20singing_1.webm
WOAH

>>73840119
Ich liebe das

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>>73839987
a gg result, pictured.

>>73840119
"Gefällt mir"
but just say to "like" something, we don't even have to say "like it on facebook" or such because it's english.

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>>73834962
>>73834962
>>73834962

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Probably the most comfy general I've ever seen lads
The threads were pretty good since the beginning

>>73840177
only when it gives us women

>>73840198
they don't even attempt to defend their general when a foreigner comes in
We have won before it even started

>>73840198
lmao hahaha what cucks

>>73840198
>VOLUNTARILY sharing a thread with the "la bunda xDDD una vela hahaha xDD" crowd

HOWLING

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>>73840164
thx

>>73840186
danke.
>>73840164
not!

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>>73840198

>>73838115
the german woman looks hot.

recommand me some animé
is the tomoko thing any good ? I don't even know thename of the animé

>>73840218
This is my /int/, reloaded. >>73837830

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>>73840317
It's called watamote,and yes,watch it!
>>73840326
Huh

>>73840317
i actually watched some anime ("terror in resonance" i think?) to learn french because i figured being a cartoon for children it would be ann extremely easy and shallow language, perfect for a beginners.

i was right.

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>>73840317
Watamote is trash, watch Haikyuu for some actual good cartoon.

>>73839922
snoopers charter was overruled by the ECHR
mandatory work scheme was overruled by the ECHR
among others

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Are there Frenchman/Gaul German/Aryan version of these?

>>73840360
ok i'll watch it tonight

>>73840186
>but just say to "like" something, we don't even have to say "like it on facebook" or such because it's english.
It's actually exactly the same here. Except facebook translates the thing, "j'aime". Which is a bit weird, because "j'aime" = "I love", which is specific in french and different from "like".

Feels weird when a female friend posts a nice pic, and you click "j'aime", "I love"

(though they refined the thing internationally about a year ago : like/thumbs up, like/heart, like/hate, like/laugh, etc)

>>73840413
the Gauls were celts you absolute weapon

>>73840428
Great decision
Tell me about it tomorrow in another thread

>>73839922
well when the snoopers charter was passed the European courts rejected it because of the infringement of human rights, in taking us out she'll most likely put the charter through parliament again and the courts will pass it.

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>>73838233
used to unironically have a british flag in that style as my phone case.

Now I have a wooden one.
>tfw grown up

>>73840494
>tfw have the portuguese one

>>73840448
i thought j'aime x means literally i like x? i thought it was weird too, but that's how i was taught? how do you say "to like sth" then? je prefere?

>>73840472
specific type of Celt though

>>73840494
>grown up

But you still need to protect your phone, you clumsy lil toddler, youuu.

>>73837830
>not karma.png

>>73840448
always been confused by this.

We were taught at school that "I like" = j'aime
I love = j'adore

>>73840564
shoo shoo back to asean

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>>73840413
There is a german one I'm sure.
I have this one with a Frenchman, but I believe there is one with the beady anglo eyes that's hilarious instead of that.

>>73840590
>I love = j'adore

That's j'adorable

>>73840622
I look like the anglo :(

>>73840095
>Chardy Lim
I unironically want to double-mix her.
______

>>73840590
true.
>>73840519
>how do you say "to like sth" then
Can't give a simple reply. "J'aime les pâtes" does mean "I like pasta". Depends on context.
The "j'aime" button removes context, and without context the default has a "love" connotation.

>>73840686
Alizé Lim

moi aussi

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>>73840715

>>73840590
In more proper term,
"J'apprécie" would be "I like"
and "J'aime" would be "I love", but since "J'aime" isn't as romantically connoted in French as "I love" or "Ich Liebe" (it still is, just not as much) and "apprécier" is a bit long for regular use, "j'aime" took a much broader sense for a display of affection

>>73840736
i would let her cross my rhine any day

>>73840782
can you just simply your language and get rid of this nonsense

>>73840903
i, too, would like to simply my language

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>>73840903
Can't you simply invent words instead of having millions of use for "to go", "to take" or other things like this ?

>>73840686
>>73840590
>>73840519
Without context, one could say "j'apprécie", for "I like"

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/yelle/monmeilleurami.html
>J'apprécie la galanterie, que tu m'offres au lit
I like the gentleness that you bring me in bed.
https://youtu.be/50LlFQtRCoc?t=5

One can also down play the "Aime" word by adding the adverb "bien" : J'aime bien, je t'aime bien.
Je t'aime => I love you
Je t'aime bien => friendzoning

>>73840782
this / ceci / dies

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>>73840615

>>73840954
DANS LA ZONE D'AMITIE UNE AUTRE FOIS

>>73840951
no

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How does it feel knowing you all speak a bastard version of Latin?

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>>73837939

>>73841172
how does it feel not being big three

Alright fuck La Poste.

DHL just told me that they have destroyed my package I sent from Bordeaux to my address because it arrived too damaged from France at their distribution center. I sent some wine and even bought the special packaging from wine bottles.

Fuck this shit. I won't even file a reclamation, it's not even worth it.

>>73841172
how does it feel speaking a bastard version of english?

>>73841236
Don't reply to him, you know how americans are
>>73841256
Yes fuck La Poste indeed, it's trash

>>73841284
dumb racist

>>73841256
how fucking cheap was the wine then and why would you order cheap wine from france?? it's not like there isn't enough cheap french wine in german supermakets

>>73841276
not so good

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>>73841172

>>73841360
kek is this your oc?

>>73841411
Yes.
It is all yours tough ;)

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i must hug you all but there is not enough time

Funny how these threads are popular

>>73841436
saved

can you make a /fug/-one too? get the /fug/ outta here?

>>73841334
You don't get it. I spent a week in Bordeaux, bought some wine as a souvenir for me and my dad and then I had it sent to my home address.

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>>73841469
our combined cultures and nations are the envy of the world, Pierre

we are now /fugu/

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>>73841507
Good idea but all i have is paint

@73841566
fuck off yank

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>>73841522
Good taste, did you like it there ? Sorry about the niggers Rue St Catherine

>>73841522
oh alright, that's different

admit you like america dumb brit shart

>>73841579
i'll pay you like three (you)s

>>73841637
I like New England, it should join Canada while the rest is razed to the ground

ded

ok i have to go out do some normie shit now
hugs and kisses xxx

see you saupreiß

>>73841256

This is what has happened.

>wait for my package to arrive
>check the status of the package
>it has been damaged on the way to the distribution center they brought it to repackaging
>wait another week
>status hasn't changed
>call DHL with the French ID on the receipt
>they tell me to call the French post
>call La Poste
>they give me a new DHL ID
>call DHL with the new ID
>they check up on it and tell me they destroyed it because the bottles broke inside on the way and the French postal service is responsible
>I have to file a reclamation there
>call La Poste again
>They tell me the person that has been put down as the sender has to file the reclamation(I put down my correspondant)

>>73841850
it goes from active to inactive randomly, we'll be okay

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>>73841679
this better? i could redo the text at the bottom

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BIG
FRENCH
WILLIES

>>73841612
I crashed the couch of my language partner. Best trip of all time. Young, rich and beautiful city and I could also go to the Dune of Pyla and Saint Emilion because they weren't too far.

would live there/10

I bet the one who created this general must feel proud of himself.
Or maybe he did that for the funny name but didn't expect it to be an actual thing

>>73842068
na that'll do
if you have time and muse you can fll in the white square at the bottom in the surrounding colour, otherwise it's fine. saved again

>>73842087
probably changed by a frustrated french dicklet honestly

>>73842087
how well does this correspond to aafrifan immigration quotas?

>>73842087
I think these accounts are terribly inaccurate because they are based on people living in a country instead of ethnic natives, so a bunch of Chinese people count in Russia and Indians count in London
And there's shit like some numbers being based on self reporting while others had someone go and measure dicks for a while and so on

>>73842139
>language partner

i used to use interpals for language partner practice shit but then i went in too deep and started chatting up french qt's (and being pestered by one annoying turkish girl)

might get it back to increase my options of sleeping at places in europe

>>73842213
*african
wtf, did i have a stroke?

>>73842068
this is the second (you) i owe you. invest it wisely

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>>73842148
ok last one

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>>73842139
It's an awesome city frankly and the country side around it is gorgeous. Glad you liked it !
St Emilion is absolutely based. I used to go there as a child and a teen and it's so comfy (even if there are way too many slopes for me)

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>>73842142
This general was just revived after like 2 years, I still have lot of old OP pics.

>>73842301
What's the original ? I'll do it for you

>>73842301
noice, now it's perfect. much easier on the eyes. you have done this general a great service.

and now we patiently wait for the first burger to post in here

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>>73842087
>mfw 17,5cm

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>>73842139
The big gallic cock is famous since 2500 years anon.

>>73842373
anon... the numbers are for flaccid

>>73842277
If you are really serious about language learning dump interpals and start using HelloTalk.

>>73842424
i thought they referred to circumference?

>>73842373
pics x

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>>73842373
>tfw 14.4

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>>73842068
>>73842148
>>73842301

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>>73842360
its okay he already did it
>>73842464
why not caps tough?

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Ode au Spring (printemps)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRVzk4AAONo

Maurice Béjart, french choreographer, on a Jacques Brel song about springtime, interpreted by ballet teens.

>>73842323
really?
I had missed it.

>>73842458
will just ge b%

>>73842464
>>73842301
>>73842068
>>73841360

evolution

>>73842464
nice

>>73842433
shall research

vielen dank mein schatz

>>73842503
p cool
reminds me of those old disney movies, the animated/handpainted ones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3XTpQQGhi4

>>73842617
not too bad, but if you have the entire gamut of videogame-music at your disposal, why would you listen to *this* out of all things?

this one i like very much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDihK7YFa7o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaEkNlzREV8

>>73842433
I mean some girls are still receptive(those without boyfriends), if smashing some puss is a tertiary goal to cheap travel and language study(like for m), even if flirting will get you banned on the app itself very fast, especially if you can impressive them with your language skills/travel stories/exploit your exoticism.

Just test the waters once you are talking on a different app.

As a native English-speaker you are by default the most desired commodity on the language exchange market place.

I get good reponses with people that I'm talking to when I mention that I have already hosted/been hosted in the past.